f DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA.,SATURDAY, JANUA High Sch 0l News VOLUME L a i HIGH SCHOOL PAGE "This page is contributed to the interest ~® of all the High Schools served by The |} Dallas Post. It has .the approval and "active support of A. P. Cope, county ‘superintendent of schools and each of the five superintendents. It is conducted by these High Schools for three major purposes: to foster, sponsor and ex- change High School and Inter-High _ School activities of the respective schools; to inform the public of this section about matters pertaining to the school life for which their taxes are paid; to | develop the literary talents of the stud- ent editors of ‘each class of the five | I schools. WE vi Kingston Township PT an “Miss Louise ' Barnes, former in- structor in Home Making Department of Kingston Township schools visited us recently. Miss Barnes is now teaching in Palmerton, Pa. The results of two ‘speed ‘and ac- curacy tests held in First Year Al- + gebra during the past week resulted 8s follows: FIRST oN First Division: First—Glen Sickler. Second—Beverly Perrego. Third—Elsie Ritts. Second Division: First—Grace Hefft. Second—Ruth Hewett. Third—Delmar Davis. SECOND CONTEST First Division: First—Floyd Jackson. Second—Bill Rowlands. Third—Elsie Ritts. ~~ Second Division: __ First—Beatrice Drake. ~~ Second—Ruth Hewitt.’ ~ Third—Ruth Coolbaugh. "The average for High School Bank- ing ‘this week are as follows: -Seniors—100 per cent. _ Juniors—87 per cent. Sophomores—84. per cent. ks Freshmen—80 per cent. ’ Miss June Palmer is the only stu- dent. who ‘has made the honor grade ARUS Palmer is a member of the Fresh- man * Class. In order to make the _ grade a student must average A or better in all subjects including con- duct. The new method of grading is as follows: A x, 95 to 100. A, 90 to 95. “Bx, 85 to 90. B, 80 to 85. - Cx, 75 to 80. +C, 70 to 75. D, failure. Professor Rood and and Miss Mor- gan, of Shavertown school and Mrs. Palmer and Miss Smiley, of Trucks- ville school, have been absent due to illness. Bert Hill, member of the Board of Education, visited the school recently. Mr. George Hemminger was a call- er at High School recently. A joint meeting of the Vclunteer Fire Company and Improvement As- sociation was held in Fireman Hall on Monday evening. The meeting was well attended. A similar meet- ding will be held in the school house at Trucksville on Friday evening, Jan- vary 25th at 8 p. m. Matters of im- portance to both organizations will be discussed at this time. It is hoped that the membership of both organ- izations will be well represented at this meeting. 0: Tar during the school year. Miss | Lake Township —0:— ; 0: Let’s all hop in, and we’ll take a spin, In a Ford that’s in our mind. It’s only a dream, but perhaps it will seem Like a regular everyday kind. Who’ers at the wheel, will naturally feel That he doesn’t belong there at all Cause while he is trying to handle the driving The Juniors will dish him out “gall,” It’s “don’t go so fast” or'it’s “Don’t go slow,” And it’s “Turn to the left or the right, » And then comes the cop, who de- mands that you stop Cause your riding without ' any Heh? The springs have, a creak and your brakes always squeak And the oil gauge is running too : low. You near lose your senses when clatter commences, On where is the best place to go. The Juniors all shout, with their arms hanging out ; And they near scare the Seniors to death; A tire goes “bang!” With a terrific whang, While “Barney” breath. just catches his the tools alas This poem is ended, before ’twas in- tended Cause frankly, I've run out of gas. ADDA GARINGER, Junior Reporter. “Freshies” Latin is studied by every lad and lass, Miss Williams thinks we're an in- dustrious class; We think La Verne York is the very best, And Hilbert Moyer the very worst pest. Algebra has letters and numbers, We sometimes make such grievi- ous blunders, The letters seem like Greek to us, We concentrate, we fume, we fuss; And so it gives Mr. McCoughy a fright, When we appear with problems right. History is an altogether different play, We have to study [night and day; Mr. McHose make us use our brain, And it sometimes gives us a terrible pain. English is the study of words and speech, It certainly is a hard subject to teach, The teacher mistake, To see if the students are wide awake. sometimes makes a To stick by the rules, “Jud” gets out | “Bring me a sandwich, a cup of cof- | fee and a piece of pie.” And he works mighty, hard, then, INTER-HIGH SCHOOL NEWS OF GREATER-DALLAS Dallas Borough —:0i— School Library The catalogising of the books in the school library was completed on Mon- day. After the books had been ar- ranged according to content and as- signed a number on the same basis, the students were able to do and did do much of the work. The books of the library were put in circulation on Tuesday. The pu- pils have put their stamp of approval on the library since the volumes are much in demand. In order ‘to be adequate for our needs the library must grow. The school board has given us a start; the citizens of the borough may help to make it grow. Like all libraries, the Dallas Bor- ough public school library will accept donations of good books if given per- manently. * * * Jokes Boy—Are you a teacher? Stranger—No! Why do you ask? Boy—I thought you were because you have pupils (in your eyes). 3 ri ok . Kenneth—Mary, would you like to hear a joke? Mary—Why sure. Tell me it. Kenneth—I thought so. * * * Earl—I thought you said you went | to cooking school! Agnes—I did, darling, but I flunk- ed in biscuits. * * * | | | A Scotchman and his wife went into | a restaurant. The Scotchman said: | The wife’s order was the same. After the waitress had served them for about one-half hour she said: “Why are you waiting Mrs? Mrs.—“I am waiting for my hus- band to get finished with the teeth.” We do not know if he has departed on a hunting expedition. Harold Hoover, our mathematician, (believe it or not) has been confined to his bed with a bad cold contracted no doubt, while gathering the fruits of his traps. We miss the smiling faces of those who are ill and hope for their speedy recovery. Several others have also been ab- sent, but have returned. FORMA RACKIN, Sophomore Reporter. —:0% Job’s Many Troubles During a Scripture lesson a little girl was asked to describe the suffer- ings of Job. “Job had one trouble after another,” she replied. “First he lost’ all his cattle; then he lost all his children; and then he had to go and live alone in the desert with his wife.” 0: More or Less True The prize dumbbell of the day is the boob who on hearing a girl has a pret- ty good line thinks it's a clothesline and wants to marry her because he thinks she would do her own washing. —Cincinnati Enquirer. 20: Scottish Martial Music Pibroch playing is the playing of a wild, irregular form of martial music We all know enough to watch our step, But just the same we’re full of pep. | VINETA BAERR. | For the last two weeks, several | by Scottish highlanders on the bag: pipe. Usually the air is profusely orna- mented with variations. vO. “My Child” | is different,” is the “My child Dallas Township — be 0 Je nti. Ths present at the skating party on Payne’s Pond January 7th were: Miss Taylor, Helen Spencer, Elizabeth Pembleton, Mildred Ritts, Mary Mar- tin, Thomas Morris, Stephen Kaszori, Clark Fowler, Raymond Carlin, Merle Anderson, Arden Anderson, William Butler, Alex Matukitas, Darwin Hust- ed, Eleanore Jackimowicz, Joseph Jackimowicz, Arthenia McKeel. During the Eighth Grade home room period, it was decided that a card of thanks would be sent to Mrs. Earl Husted for her hospitality in entertaining the class. It was also suggested that a card be sent to the Girvans, since Robert and Elizabeth are both members of the Eighth Grade. The. Ninth Grade has chosen class pins which they hope to receive soon. The Ninth Grade held a skating party on Payne’s Pond Friday even- ing, January 18th. The composite attendance of Grades Seven to Ten inclusive, is only 72.7 per cent. due to the present epidemic of colds. The attendance of the same grades for the term to date is 92 per cent, * * * Jokes Mr. Kester:—“Elizabeth, name a poison substance.” Elizabeth—“Aviation.” Mr. Kester—“Why do you call that a poison substance?” Elizabeth—“Because one drop will kill.” Hi ove Chae Fay—“I ain’t got no pencil.” Mr. ‘Girton—“Where is your gram- mar?” (Gramma’). Fay—“0O, she died a long time ago.” Fire Eaters’ Tricks Different methods are used by fire eaters to keep the tongue and hands from burning. Some rub the skin of ‘the parts “to be affected with hard soap, -the tongue included, and over that a layer ‘of ‘powdered sugar is placed. Others use a solution of alum, or liquid storax. 10 shot Sound Perteption The bureau of standards says that the length of -time that a .sound will remain perceptable. after the source of sound has ceased operating depends on.. several ‘factors: ' The volume of the room, the nature of its interior finish and.the mfensity of the initial sound. First National Bank PUBLIC SQUARE WILKES-BARRE, PA. United States Depository: Capital Stock ........ $750,000.00 Surplus and undivided profits earned ‘......... ..$2,000,000.00 Officers and Directors Wm. S. McLean, President Wm. H. Cenyngham, Vice-Pres. C. F. Huber, Vice-Pres. | Francis Douglas, Cashier F. W. Innes, Assistant Cashier Directors Wm. 8. McLean, C. N. Loveland, || F. O. Smith, George R. McLean, Wm. H. Conyngham, Richard Sharpe, C. E. Huber, Francis Douglas, Edward Griffith, T. R. Hillard, Lea Hunt. Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent Numerous Events Mark Calender of Business College —:0:— The New Year has brought on a number of activities at the Wilkes- Barre Business College. Among them being increased interest in basketball, which was shown by the support giv- en the boys’ and girls’ teams in their recent conflict with Laketon High School and which showed them as they are, as good basketball teams, but activity is shown in many other ways. A number of pupils have sig- nified a desire for a class in Business Psychology and Mr. Jenkins, the prin- cipal, is actively engaged in getting this rounded into shape. The Christ- mas number .of the school magazine, ‘he. “Commercial,” way Po. well re- ceived that the pupils are now plan- ning a second issue of it for the very near future. Due to the resignation of Miss Olive Seltzer, stenotype teacher the services of Miss Eva Goldstein, of Wilkes- Barre, have been secured. Miss Gold- stein is a Coughlin High School grad- uate, and also completed the Teach- er’s Training course of the school, after which with one of the original stenotype Due to the visit of B. F. Horne, special representative of the stenotype, have increased quite materially and a she studied stenotypy teachers. the classes in the school great deal of interest is being dis- played by pupils and teachers alike. NUMBER 7 Lehman Township —_ = ketball team played St. Stephen's on Friday night, January 11. Lehman boys were defeated. 4 The girls of the Senior Class play- Friday night. The Seniors were the victors. Score 19 to 23. Friday, January 18. along that line. Rev. J. L. Evans, of Kingston, ap- peared before the student Assembly of his lecture, “A Trip to the Holy Lands.” panied by some very interesting slides, and Mr. Evans will continue and com- morning Assembly. 0% Most Famous Seas Following is a list of the important seas of the world: sea, Mediterranean sea, Okhotsk sea, daman sea, Red sea, Sea of Marmora, Caspian’ sea, Bering sea, Hudson bay and Caribbean sea. . 0: Reason Enough The primary grade was having a lesson about regularity in eating. Am eager lad took the floor and said: At “Children must not eat between meals because their eyes are bigger than their stomachs.” Our Job Printing Department is now ready to render quick service at reasonable prices. Two presses are installed to forestall any delay. Business, private and professional sta- tionary. Statements and in- voices, order blanks. 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William’s Holsum the family table discover that it Lehman High School Varsity bas- ) ed the Junior Girls basketball team The Lehman Varsity boys and girls will play Dallas Township High School 3 jis In the matter of securing positiotis, there has seemed to be real activity and delivered to them the first half ; 4 This lecture was accom- plete his lecture at the Text: Friday al North sea, Baltie ¢ Black sea, Yellow sea, Japan sea, An- : ERNEST W. WRIGHT ! LEHMAN AVENUE §}