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FREELAND. PA.,FEBRUARY 1(5.1902. •CiNO^pLAB.EI> f FORT BLUNDER. Bow It Wan That Uncle Mam Bnllt It on British Soil. Curious Indeed is an American fort Utrhich was built on British soil. How many can guess what fort it is and (Where located? The name Is Fort Montgomery, and the location Is on an Island near the foot of Lake Champlain, •bout half a mile northeast of Rouse's Point, N. Y. A short time ago, when traveling in that part of the country, I saw this fort and asked the name of it. "Why, that is Fort Blunder," said my informant. •'Did you never hear of it?" I confessed Ignorance, and he explained matters. It seems that after the war of 1812 the government of the United States became convinced that the entrance to Lake Champlain should be guarded by a fort strong enough to engage any British fleet which might attempt to force an entrance to the lake, and so Fort Montgomery was constructed at a cost of nearly $500,000. It was an Immense fortification for those days and was arranged for three tiers of guns. Just about the time it was completed the joint surveyors fixing the line be tween the United States and Canada came along and, after doing a good bit of figuring, announced that Fort Mont gomery was on Canadian soil. The northern boundary of New York state wus the forty-fifth parallel, and this fort was several hundred yards over the line. Work on the fort eame to an immediate standstill, and the mutter wus made the subject of a special treaty. It was decided that In view of the fact that the United States had not in tentionally encroached on Canadian soil the forty-fifth parallel should be bent a little out of its course at this point so us to include the fort. That is why the fort Is called "Fort Blunder." It .was never armed and has never been occupied by more than one or two men. —New York Herald. PICKINGS FROM FICTION. De tlredest people in the world is dem dat takes de most ease.—"Soil." The only safe investments are educa tion and health.—"Daniel Everton." The thing I did not pay for I found most expensive.—"The World's People." You may be sure the devil will liump himself If you don't.—"Those Delight ful Americans." There is no such certainty of knowl edge on all subjects as one holds at eighteen and eighty.—"Captain Mack lin." There are greater virtues than thrift. It is better to die penniless than to have been too much of a saver.—"The Un speakable Scot." "Let me get over this difficulty some how," says youth, "that I may play the game of life well." And our hair Is turning gray before we learn that the difficulty is the game.—"The Way of Escape." The knights of the world no longer figlit in armor, but in every street of every city there are still men "sans peur et sans reproche," who not only live for love, but who are ready to die for love's sweet sake. —"The Loom of Life." An Empcror'a Strange Fancy* Strange fancies have taken hold of some men regarding the manner in which their bodies were to be disposed of after death and the ceremonies to be observed at their funerals. The great Emperor Charles V. had the curious Idea of celebrating his own funeral. Shortly before his death he caused a tomb to be made in the chapel of the monastery of Estroinadura, to which he had retired after his abdica tion, and on its completion he was car ried to it as though (lead. Placed in a coffin and accompanied by a proces sion, lie was borne along, while chants were sung, prayers said and tears shed. After the solemn farce was over he was left alone in the cbapel, where he Mcuained a short time before rising out of the coffin. What Started the Jar. Wife—l wonder bow you can look me in the face. Husband—Oh, a man can get used to anything.—New York Times. It's easier to explain your neighbor's failure than your own misdirected ef .fgrta. —Chicago News. MENU OF THE TURKS DISHES THAT COULD BE ADOPTED BY AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES. Viand** That Are at Once Appetizing;, Nutritious and Inexpensive—Popu larity of Vegetables and Sweets. The National Dish. Some of the dishes found on Turkish tables might well be adopted by the American housewife, being appetizing and inexpensive and easily prepared from articles that are to be found here in great abundance. Turks do not care for salads, but pre fer meat, fish, vegetables and sweet dishes. The Bosporus furnishes a great variety of excellent fish, among them the red mullet, oysters and mussels, but the Turks have no idea of the choice of cuts and simply ask for so many okas, caring nothing so that they get meaty pieces with few bones. Corned beef, roast beef, steak these \ are unknown. Mutton, beef, a little 1 veal, fowls and game are eaten. Pork • is "the unutterable flesh." Breakfast with the Turks of all classes consists of a cup of coffee and bread. A piece of cheese rolled into the fat pancake is eaten by the laborers. This is sometimes exchanged for cakes that ure much like pretzels, only larger and not so hard. In the fruit sea sou different kiuds of fruit are added, j Black bread made of unboiled rye flour is sold everywhere and when fresh is delicious. With a few grapes, a piece of the native cheese and a cup of coffee the richest man is satisfied. With all fish, lobsters and mauy , meats a sort of salad dressing is served made of garlic, oil, breadcrumbs and vinegar, all bruised to a cream, with caviare or cucumber. Mussels arc much larger than in this country. They are washed, steamed until they open, then filled with rice, chopped onion and pep per and butter, packed closely iu a ves sel and baked an hour. Turks make few soups, as they prefer solid food, but sardines, anchovies and salted olives or pistachio nuts are eaten before meals as appetizers. Of vegeta- j bles, which enter largely into their diet, the favorite is the tomato, and scarcely any dish is considered com plete without it, though they never eat this vegetable raw. To preserve toma- i toes for winter use they boil them uu- j til the skins are loose, then pass them ' through colanders, after which they throw salt into the pulp. This causes it to settle, and the water is poured off while the residue is put into thin bags and hung in the shade. The next day it is spread on fiat surfaces to dry. Later it is cut into squares and laid in covered jars. This process retains the taste and qualities of the tomato ' better than canning, and a little water ; makes the pulp moist again. Potatoes, a taste for which is an ac quired one with the Turk, are first boiled, mashed with eggs and a little j Hour, then made into cakes and fried. Beans and lima beans are boiled with tomatoes and butter and sometimes on ions. Squash is sliced and fried or stuffed with mincemeat, onions and boiled rice, and then baked. Large cu- | cumbers are also stuffed with minced i meats and baked or are eaten raw with salt. One good stew is made of mut ton and green peas. Another has all sorts of vegetables, like an Irish stew. Eggplant is cooked in many ways, some of them palatable and good. One recipe is called imambailde, which moans that the imam for whom the dish first was made fainted with de light at its excellence. To make it, cut slits in the sides of the eggplant and in sert a forcemeat of onion and minced chicken in the cavities. Tie strips of cloth around and fry thoroughly in boil ing fat. Another way is to substitute ; eggplant for potato in a stew. Toma- . toes should also be added. Moussaka, another and better form, calls for one large eggplant, sliced rath- | er thick, without peeling. Have a | quart of tomatoes freshly peeled or canned and one pound of minced beef. | Fry the beef until It separates, set aside while the eggplant is being fried, then put alternate layers of meat, egg plant and tomatoes in a deep dish; season and bake in a slow oven one hour. Another delicious dish results from placing sliced onions, tomatoes and ship's bread or soda biscuit In layers, with a generous piece of butter, in a covered dish. Bake slowly four hours. Pilaf, the natioual dish of Turkey, is served invariably at every dinner. Rice always forms the foundation, and the most popular variety is that where nothing but butter, tomatoes and rice is used. Take three-quarters of a pound of Carolina or Egyptian rice, wash until perfectly clean and while still wet place in a pan with one-quar ter of a pound of butter. Stir over the fire until the rice has absorbed the but ter and become a light golden color. Add the rice to three pints of strained tomato juice, boil the whole up once, then draw aside to cook, without, stir ring, for twenty-five minutes. When done, melt another quarter of a pound of butter, and when the pilaf is dished up pour it over the top. Each kernel should be separate. The color will be a rich light brown. Yalanje-dolma is a popular dish with foreigners as well as Turks. Scald some fresh green grape leaves. Take a half pound of rice and fry in butter as for pilaf. Mince some onion and parsley very fine and add them to the rice with salt and pepper. Stuff each leaf with the mixture, fastening the little bundles with cloves. Lay them in a kettle, the opening downward, keep them in place and just enough water to keep them from burning. Sim mer for three-quarters of an hour.— New York Tribune. AVOTUPD nnniim aJIU 1 lllitl BARGAIN• GIVING |j If fill 1 at IMeußurger's Freeland's Daylight Department Store. OUR ANNUAL INVENTORY J SALE BEGINS TODAY, and for the next 10 days every article in the Big St< re will be sold at price siwrilices nothing short of astounding. The following groups of nnmatchable bargains are picked at random from the greatest stock ever offered to the buying public of Freeland and vicinity. We Deliver All Packages Free by Our Own Delivery Wagons —Which Henceforth Will Be Run to All Towns in the Region. Nainsooks— Seersuckers— Window Curtains— Table Linen- Fine White, Plaid and Bar- Genuine Bates Seersuckers, 35c Imported Holland Spring 70-inch wide Fine Bleached red Nainsooks, reduced, per in all the newest and prettiest Roller Window .Gurtains, re- Table Linen, reduced, per yard, yard, to 6c styles, per yard 10c duced, each, to 19c to 25c Muslin Sheeting - Pillow Case Tubing— Bleached Sheets Fleece-Lined Hose Nine-quarter wide Fine Alus- 30c Bleached Pillow Case Largest Size 75e Bleached; Ladies' and Misses' 15c lin Sheeting, reduced, per Tubing, reduced, per yard, Sheets, reduced, each, ! 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JOS. NEUBUR6ER ESTATE, P. O. S. of A. Building, Freeland, Pa. TH AT CLOAK Farmer Foxglove, in pity for the Widow Waterman, who was too thin ly clad for cold weather, recklessly took down an old bombazine clonk, originally a bright brown, but now faded in as many streako as a zebra hide which had hung from time im memorial in the back entry. "Where's the bombazine cloak, pa?" said Seraphiua after supper as she took the milking pail. "It's raining a little, and the cows haven't come home from pasture yet." "If I had a pair of eyes, I'd use them," said Mrs. Foxglove, coming to the rescue and viewing the row of empty pegs with an eager glance. "Well, I declare! Nehemiah," turning to her husband, "that comes of leaving you to keep house. You must have gone off and left the door open, and some tramp lias got in and robbed us." "I did just step out to the woodpile for some more logs," said the farmer, thankful for the avenue of escape that was opened to him. "But I wasn't gone long." Meanwhile pretty Sernphina, singing softly to herself, folded an old striped shawl around her taper shoulders and went out to the pasture after the truant cows. Old Tulip's bell was Jangling among the silver stemmed birches on the bleak hill. They were already on the homeward path, but Sernphina loitered unnecessarily on the footbridge that spanned a brawling brook. All was still and dusk, a certain frosty sweetness was in the autumn air, and the only visible person was a woman farther down the brook who was dipping out \vnter. Suddenly there was another step strong, swift and full of purpose. Sera phina's eyes brightened. A vivid color rose in her cheeks. "There he comes now," she mur mured. "There comes George!" To her surprise and dismay, however, the cavalier did not come up the hill, but stayed his steps beside the other woman below. "He is throwing his arms around her neck," thought the indignant Seraph 1- na. "He is—yes, he is actually kissing her! But 1 don't eare. Why should I care? I'm sure it don't matter to me." Seraphiua hurried the cows home and finished the milking in less time than it had ever taken her before. She was just carrying In the foaming pail when a tall figure approached. "Seraphiua!" "Pray don't trouble yourself to speak to me," said Seraphiua, with a toss of the head, "or If you do please call me Miss Foxglove!' " And Seraphiua vanished through the kitchen door. "What's the matter. Phiny?" said her mother, noticing the girl's quick move ments and heightened color. "Nothing, ma." said Seraphiua. It was getting toward 0 o'clock when there came a knock at the door. Mrs. Foxglove opened it. There stood the Widow Waterman. "I hope I'm not intruding," said Mrs. Waterman, "but here's the brown bom bazine cloak, Mr. Foxglove, and, hum bly thanking you all the same, I'd rath er not wear it." "Eli?" said Mr. Foxglove in amaze ment. "It was very kind of you to give It to me," went on Mrs. Waterman, to the utter discomfiture of the poor farmer, "but there's some tilings as human flesh and blood can't bear, and to have pea con I'UilaDy s son asking" II" lie could not sco me liome when I come out of the store, and Mr. Ferdinand I'luff saying was I to be at the dance at Molindn Ed wards' on Tuesday night, and might he call for me at 8 o'clock—well. It's rather upsetting. But the worst of it all was when I went to get a little water at the brook. A young fellow seized hold of me and was going to kiss me. I believe it's the brown cloak as done It all," with a meaning glance at Seraphiua Foxglove. "So. if you would please to take it hack, I'll try and get along with my old shawl a spoil longer. And the roast chicken was very good, sir, and that apple pie couldn't lie heat." There was a moment's direful silence, and then Mrs. Waterman sidled out of the room and betook herself once more to the mysterious silence of the night. "Well. I declare!" said Mrs. Fox glove. "Ma, don't scold pa," said Seraphiua, half way between laughing and cry ing. The farmer feebly rubbed his hands. "I think I'll go to bed," said he. And he went. Sernphina, running out for a pitcher of water the last thing before shutting the house for the night, nearly stumbled agaiust George Pater son. • "Goodness me! What are you doing?" said Sernphina. "1 can't go home and sleep, Sernphina, while yon are angry with me," said the poor fellow, who was very desperately in love. "What have I done?" "Nothing." she replied. "Except—ex cept that you can't blame 111 c for being Jealous when 1 Hee you bugging and kissing the Widow Waterman." "It was the cloak. Seruphina—the brown clonk that misled me." pleaded George. "I thought it was you." "Oh, It's all very well to talk!" said isernpninn. Mrs. Foxglove thought Seraphiua had never before been so long in bringing n pitcher of water. To George Paterson, however, the moments seemed winged. But nevertheless he went home re joicing. What She Wan Seeking. A lawyer who has charge of the col lection of rents of a large tenement on the east side was recently visited by an old Irishwoman, who after much per suasion had been induced to come down town and pay her rent. The lawyer's office was on one of the upper floors of a large office building. After the rent had been paid and the receipt given, the old woman was shown out into tlio hallway by the office boy. Tlic lawyer found lier In the hallway a few min utes later when he had occasion to go out. She was wandering about opening doors und otherwise acting in a strange manner. "What are you looking for?" asked the lawyer. "Shure, I'm lookin' for the little clos et 1 came up in!"— New York Times. His NclKhbora in (he Flat. "Yes, I knpw of one case where ex cessive use of the piano actually caused lunacy." "Isn't that awful! And did they lock up the unfortunate pianist?" "Of course not. They locked up the people that went crazy."—Baltimore News. The kind that cured your Grandfather. DR. DAVID FREE KENNEDY'S mm iiiak niM bladder, kidney, FAVORITE W ■ M 1" I*l\ff this paper and addrens Dr. KcMfcUT Kao&Tv? Oorw " ,on <