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FREELAND, PA., JANUARY 21, 1003. I Ancient Decorative Art. Though it is difficult to suy where the decorative value of pottery and of china began to be appreciated, there Is little doubt that it originated in the east. Ancient Chinese drawings still In existence show that the process of manufacture has varied but little in the course of the years and that many con trivances claimed as modern European Inventions have been known for cen turies in the east. In Chinese official annals, which are said to be perfectly authentic, the in vention of porcelain is dated at about 200 years before the Christian era, although Father Entrecolles, resid * Ing in China at the commencement of the seventeenth century, dates it long " before this, and tells us in a most inter esting manner of the great porcelain works of King Te Ching, one of the roost ancient and celebrated of the Chi nese factories. He says that in his time there were no fewer than 3,000 ovens at work, which gave to the town at night the appearance of one vast fur nace with Innumerable chimneys. Koen Whnt She Wrote. The need of n lead pencil caused a lady who rode In a street car the other day no small embarrassment. She sat running over her shopping list when suddenly she thought of something to add to it. She looked in her poeketbook and ransacked all its divisions, oardcase and all, but no pen cil did she find. Modestly she hesi tated about asking her neighbors, but with a quick resolve she finally leaned toward a gentleman seated by her and, holding up her list, said loud enough for those In adjaeents seats to hear, "ICxouse me, sir, may I borrow your necktie a moment?" The gentleman's astonishment was expressed In his silent facial contor tions until the lady reddened deeply. "My necktie, madam?" he replied, with arched eyebrowß. "Didn't I say 'pencil?'" she asked. And then everybody, grinning behind newspapers, knew what the lady add ed to her list.—Exchange. Rome MiNourl Xamfi. The people have given singulur and amusing names to many neighborhoods in Missouri, says the Kansas City Star. In Caldwell county are Zion, Liokfork and Polo. Echo Dell, Gabtown and Dawson City are in Worth couuty. In Nodaway county are Toad Hollow, Sunrise and Possum Walk, and in Henry county is Coal. Pigeon Creek and Centennial are in Atchison county; River Dots, Splawn Ridge and Civil Bend in Daviess county; Sleepy Hollow and Ivy Hill in Sullivan county, and Ksjora Echoes in Butler county. These are Just a few names picked at random from the country correspondence of the county seat press. Sometimes a pretty or suggestive name is given a neighbor hood. but generally the aim of the Juristener seems to have been to confer the harshest or most amusing appella tion he could think of. Lovelen* Marriage*. Maniage without love is almost a crime. In fact, it would be regarded as one if the world were as true, as simple, as sincere, as it ought to be. But society has so loug wandered in a maze of complexity, and marriage, from monarchs downward, is under taken for such a vnriety of reasons apart from love, that only a few retain the correct Impression about it. And of these few the majority are women or girls who would rather die than marry n man they did not love. Sir Walter Scott knew this well when he wrote "The Bride of La miner moor." Ills noble, gentle, true and tender spirit, aware of what love is, could well com pute the horror of a loveless marriage. Imagination and Illneaa. An interesting experiment was re cently made by an English physician in reference to the relative power of imagination of the two sexes. He gave to a hundred of his hospital patients a dose of sweetened water, and shortly afterward entered the room, apparently greatly agitated, saying he had, by mis take, administered a powerful emetic. In a few minutes four fifths of the sub jects were affected by the supposed emetic. These were mainly men, while all of those not affected were women. _Dr. David Kennedy* Favorite Remedy . CURES AU ItIPNEX, STOMACH ~ tlMYfff TR9VOIrM MARTHA'S OPPORTUNITY. [The first postage stamp ever Issued by the United States government which bears the portrait of a woman has been placed on sale In the postoffices throughout the country. It Is an eight cent stamp and has the likeness of Martha Washington.—Spe cial Dispatch.] Fair woman's recognition is no more a thing to come; The pageantry is forming; don't you hear the thudding drum? She's got her foot In politics, In medicine, In law, And we are daily seeing sights our fathers never saw, But good old Martha Washington is still the pioneer; She's got her picture on a stamp; this is the news we hear. Yet In this age of progress who would be surprised at that? The man who says it's marvelous is talk ing through his hat. For when It comes to pictures it displays an awful taste To put man's homely features on the oth er side the paste When lovely woman's countenance might well be printed there, But one consideration should make Mar tha have a care: By getting on n postage stamp, why, don't you see that she Will be as licked as George was when he hucked the cherry tree? —B. W. Gillllan in Baltimore American. The Woman of It. She—How (lid Alice happen to marry that man with one arm? He—Oh, it's that craze she has for remnants. She thought he must be a bargain.—New York Times. A Harrowing Jest. The man at our boarding house has the remains of a once prosperous pock et comb from which the teeth have long since fled. "Why," we uslt him, "do you carry that thing around with you—that worth less old comb?" And he replies: "Well, I can't part with it."—Balti more News. Sample at Hand. "Paw," asked Tommy, looking up from the paper he was reading, "what are 'fixed charges V " "Fixed charges. Tommy," said Mr. Tucker, glancing furtively at the elder ly and somewhat angular spinster seat ed comfortably by the Are at the other end of the room, "well, your Aunt Abi gail is one of them."—Chicago Tribune. I'liju.t a. liver. Towne—Heavens, man, how could you bring yourself to wear such an outrageous uecktie? Browne—Well, it was Ilobsou's choice with me. You see— Towne—Huh! It looks more like Mrs. Hobson's choice. Philadelphia Press. Self Reliance. Lawyer (to the widow)— The law gives you a third, madam. The Widow—Well, I'm not goiug to take any chances in that direction. I shall proceed to hustle for my third Just as 1 did for my first and second.— Chicago News. L'ftuully (he Cane. "She says she is always willing to listen to reason." "Indeed!" "Oh, yes; hut she insists upbu decid lug for herself what Is aud what is not reason."—Chicago Post. Gallant and Coarteoun. May—How did Jack Manleigb behave when you refused him ? Maud—Gallantry and courteously. May—Why, how? Maud—He insisted upon kissiug me goodhy.—Town Topics. Doe. It Himself. "They say some blind people can ac tually distinguish colors by the sense of touch." "That's nothiug. There are times when I feel blue myself."—Boston Commercial Bulletin. Doth Hands Fall. "Heavy expenses this year," said the publisher. "Indeed?" "Yes; I'm running two new authors and an automobile!"— Atlanta Constitu tion. He Renpond*. She—Didn't our honeymoon pass quickly, clearest? He—Well, I should say it did! Why, it seemed no time before I had spent all the money I had.—Harper's Bazar (■reat Lukor Saver. Customer—The metal in that knife you sold me is as soft as putty. It got dull the first time I used it. Dealer—Y-e-s, but think how easy it will be to sharpen.—New York Weekly. Why A*kf "And whnt does your son intend to write, historical novels or literature?" "As I said before, he expects to get rich from the work of his pen."—Chica go Record-Herald. Mouey Trouble*. "I tell you. money is the greatest trouble a man has." "Yes; especially when he hasn't any." -Judge. THE LITTLE ONES. In the closet of a child's room have the hooks within easy reach of the little one. If any of the children are stoop shouldered, try making them walk with hands clasped behind them when at home. Children should not be permitted to be out of their place and an annoyance to the grown up members of the fam ily any more than to visitors. It is u wise mother who accepts the children's little offers of help and en courages by loving and expressed rec ognition every little kind act and word. A lot of little flannel sacks to slip on over the nightdress will ward off many a cold. The small person cannot be in duced to keep the arms under the bed clothing all night, and chills can result from an exposure that a grown person would not notice. If the children are old enough to ask questions, they are old enough to be an swered intelligently and truthfully. Children's confidence in their parents grows as they find that their iquulries are received with attention and that reasonable explanations are given to them. Why Women Worry. If a woman is to protect herself from the ravages of worry and so retain her youth for a longer period, she must come into more frequent contact with other people, as her husband does, and read good books; she must relieve the •monotony of lier duties and the limiting influence of confinement within four walls by taking outdoor exercise a walk every (lay or a spin on a bicycle; in short, she must exercise the body and mind In a healthful manner, and she will find the bloom of youth and health remain with her for years after It has faded In other women of the same age. "The ordinary woman," 9ays a celebrated physician, "leads such a monotonous existence that her miud has no occupation but worry. What she needs 1h to come out of herself much more than she does. She must have intercourse with more people aud take more exercise. This can be done without neglecting the home, and every right minded man will do his best to secure for his mother or his sister or his wife these aids to the retention of youthfulness of body and mind." The Library Wall*. Fit the walls of the library with warm crimson or soft sage plain paper or canvas or burlap so that the read er's brain may not be set spinning with subconscious problems on the origin or significance of patterns. Have low bookcases there, a comfortable divan, small library table or "kidney" writing desk. Hang meaningful pictures, etch ings, colored prints or even liundsome photographs simply framed, derive your diversity of color from a Kara bagh or Smyrna rug and divan cover and pillows, says Harper's Bazar; also hang soft crimson or olive green scrim or net curtains over green or tan hol la nd shades. Have a drop lamp with green or opalescent shade, u good writ ing desk chair, one deep willow chair stained green or dark brown and one Morris chair and a hassock or two. Surroundings like these will conduce to a real enjoyment of the books you gather there and give a restful effect to the room. Cleaning; Hint*. French sateens may be cleaned by putting them irf a lather of lukewarm soapsuds, in which dissolve a cupful of salt. Put salt also in the rinsing water. I)lp the article in thin starch and roll up in a clean sheet and in two hours Iron on the wrong side. For washing blue or mauve gingham add a tea spoonful of washing soda to a gallon of cold rinsing water. This will bring out the colors, while a teacupful of vinegar to a gallon of water will improve pink or green prints. For black or navy blue wash in hot water containing n cupful of salt, rinse in very blue water and dry in the shade; then dip in very blue thin starch and when nearly dry Iron on the wrong side with a moderately warm iron. Where Licorice Grow*. On the banks of the Tigris and the Euphrates the licorice plant is chiefly grown. These great rivers flow through flat, treeless prairies of uncultivated and nearly uninhabited land. For three months of the year hot winds blow, and the temperature reaches 104 de grees. For six months of the year the cli mate is moderate and salubrious, and for three months bleak and wintry, the thermometer going down to 30 degrees at night. Screening; a Window. To cover a window where it is desir able not to exclude the light choose a fine, clear muslin of good design and apply it smoothly to the inside of the glass with a little thin gum. When the muslin becomes soiled or a change is desired, warm water is all that is nec essary to remove it. White Cloth. To clean white cloth try pipeclay. Make a thick paste of it with water, and with a soft brush spread it over the clotli. Leave it for some hours or until quite dry, then with a clean and rather stiff brush brush it off. If very much soiled, it may be necessary to re peat the process more than once. , CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of (<+ia^yX7<% Ago. "Bredreu," said Deacon Snowball at the experience meeting, "I cum moughty near backsliding las' Satur day night. De temptah cum ter me an' put er wheat sack iu ma han' an' led ma sinful feet to'd Mistah John sing's tuhkey coop." "Amen!" moaned some one in a back scat. "I done tried my bes' ter resist," went on the deacon, "but all de time mail conscience said 'Stop' de temptah. said 'Go 011,' nnd so I kep' a-gittin' closah an' a-gittln' closah all de time." "Glory!" came from the back seats. "But, praise de Lawd, Just when I'ze gwlne ter climb de fence and malk fob de coop mail old houn' dog trees a 'possum in Mistah Johnsing's wood lot, an' de backslide leabe me dat minnit." "Amen!" roared a brother in the rear. "An' 'fore I git up dat tree," con tinued the deacon, "de moon cum out fruni behind de clouds, an' dar stood Mistah Jolinsing behind dut coop wif er shotgun in his han'." "Um-m-m! Lawd!" from the elders' corner. "An* I call to Mistah Johnsing an' ast him, 'Please, sah, won't he come an' shoot dat possum?' an' dnt he do, an' I want ter say dat dere was a mos' powerful big load ob shot lu dat gun." "Go on, bruddnh!" "An' dat's why I say dut w'eu de temptah cum ter us an' show us wbar dere's er turkey coop we oughter rej'ice dat Providence done gib er houn' dawg an' er possum appertlte to de po'r brack man."—Boston Globe. Trlclu of the Trade. "The goods we are putting on the market now," said the manager, "are not as pure as those we have been sell ing." "They're not?" exclaimed the manu facturer. "No. Competition hug been so fierce that we have had to cut the price, and we can't afford to put out the pure urti cle at the present quotations." For a moment the manufacturer was thoughtful. "Well," he Raid at last, "have 'Beware of Imitations' printed 011 the labels In larger and blacker type than ever be fore." —Chicago" Post. They Were Strangers. A certain German professor of music to be met with in English drawing rooms is an entertaining old gentleman. To liim recently a lady said when one of bis compositions liiul Just been reu dered by one of the guests; "How did you like the rendering of your song, professor?" "Vas dot my song?" replied the pro fessor. "1 did not know him."—Loudon Spare Moments. Senator Stewart Makes Money. "I made $7.10 today besides my sal ary," said Senator Stewart. "How?" asked Senator Tillman. "By kicking, sir, by kicking like a bay steer. The District sent liie n wa ter bill for $20.07. Half the time the house wns closed. I kicked, sir, kicked so hard the windows rattled, and they cut It down."—Cleveland Leader. Heartless. Mrs. Swinburn—l think the refrain was perfectly lovely, entirely the best part of the song. Swinburn—H'm, yes. But I began to fear she never would. Mrs. Swinburn—Never would what? Swinburn ltefraln. New York Times. Friend With a Reservation. Moonoy— Brace up, mon! Troth, yez luk as If yez didn't hov a frl'nd in th' whole wur'rld. Ilogan—Oi hovu't. Mooney—G'wnn! If It ain't money yez want t' borry, Ol'm ns good a fri'nd as iver yez bed.—Brooklyn Life. The Wrouß Coarse. J" "I suppose that now you see the er ror of the course you took"— "Sure, Michael! If I'd run up de other alley, dey'd never have nailed nie."—Chicago American. Would Not Sink. "Harry Sapp Is a young man who will always keep Ills head up in the world," remarked the girl in the Monte Carlo coat. "I don't doubt that," said tlio close friend. "His lieud is light enough."— Chicago News. An Excellent Reason. Mrs. Von Blumor—Tlic doctor told me today that my vitality was at its lowest ebb between 4 and 0 in the morning. Von Blumer—That's the reason I al ways try to get home about that time.— Life. Queer. "Sometimes I think so bard It makes me tired." "How thoughtless!"— Cleveland Plain Dealer. NO SPORT IN IT. How *orthera Indiana Secure Veal. aoa For Their Lardera. A New Yorker who lives n small frac tion of the time In the city, being usual ly loir: distances away In purstilt of game, tells of the method pursued by the Indians of British Columbia In tak ing deer. They have evolved a system, tills huntsman says, that shows prac tical skill and sympathy and knowledge of natural conditions. He says: "The Indians, to begin with, do not hunt deer for the pleasure of hunting. They go for deer as a housekeeper goes to market for beef, and, what's more— in British Columbia, at any rate—they don't go often. Salmon is plentiful In the rivers and is easily caught, so why chase animals when they can secure fish? It Is something as It Is in New foundland, where I went a couple of seasons ago. There the prevailing fish, as you might say, Is cod, and, though there is no end to the variety of edible fish that can be taken, the natives nev er think of eating anything else. Cod la plentiful, and they form the habit, I suppose. This Is so Ingrained that they call codfish 'fish' simply. The genus is divided into cod and the rest of fish. "Well, when the British Columbia In dian makes up his mind for venison, he goes at it systematically and without sentiment. A group of half a dozen or ten men split and take either end of a valley. Then they proceed along the mountain slope from the two ends to the center. They choose the sheltered side of the valley 011 which the deer seek to escape the wind. Each party covers the mountain side, some near the foot and some at the top and others be tween the lines, keeping abreast by an Imitated owl hoot. The deer, 011 'wind ing" pursuit, have the trick of leaping away down the slope, unlike the goats, which go up, nnd thus between the two approaching parties they are swept to gether at the middle of the valley. A good sized herd will thus be killed off and the Indians supplied for many weeks by two or three days' exertion." —New York Tribune. HE WOULDN'T BE SNUBBED Colonel Ochiltree Bided Ilia Time and Carried Off the Honors. General Grant was a great admirer of Colonel Thomas Ochiltree and made many of the men of Galveston a bit Jealous. As a result tbey once planned I nil Incident whereby they would hu miliate Ochiltree. Grant was to stop ; at Galveston after his trip to South 1 America, and the committee did not put Ochiltree's name on the list of dis i tlnguished men to meet him. Ochiltree bided his time, as he wus never known to complain, and did not go to the ship to welcome General Grant. He took a vantage point In the crowd that filled the streets in front of ] the Tremont House. He was behind two rows of celebrities who were doing guard duty along the edges of a crim son carpet which ran from the hotel Btcps to the curb. The reception com mittee, or part of It, was standing In the hotel door, waiting to give the gen eral the gladsome hund. Ochiltree watched until the general and Mrs. Grunt had stepped from the carriage, and then he bulged through the line. He rushed dowu the crimson cnrpet, shook heartily the hand of his old friend and, offering his arm to Mrs. Grant, marched proudly through j the rank and file of the lending citizens into the hotel. The mob outside de manded 11 speech from the general, and, constituting himself a committee of one, Colonel Ochiltree appeared with hint in the hotel bnleony nnd Intro duced Graut as one of his best, truest nnd bravest friends. This was the last time the men In Galveston tried to snub him at a social function. It Made Hlntory. Such a slight circumstance as a glass of wine changed the history of France for nearly twenty years. I.ouis Phi lippe, king of the French, had a son, the Duke of Orleans, and heir to the throne, who always drank only a cer tain number of glasses of wine, be cause even one more made him tipsy. On a memorable morning he forgot to count the number of his glasses and took one more than usual. When en tering bis carriage, he stumbled, fright ening the horses and causing them to run. In attempting to leap from the carriage his head struck the pavement, nd he soon died. That glass of wine overthrew the Orleans rule, confiscated their property of £20,000,(X)0 and sent the whole family Into cxjle. Adam and the Tailor. "Tills," said the guide, "Is the grave of Adam." Historic spot! With reverential awe —nny, with a feeling of deep thankful ness—the wealthy merchant tailor on his first trip to the orient drew near nnd cast a flower on the tomb. "Err ing ancestor," he murmured, "I should be the last man 011 earth to revile your memory. To your sin I owe my pros perity."—Chicago Tribune. Medicine For Him. "His wife lias treasured all the let ters he wrote her when he was court ing her; keeps them by her all the time." "Gracious! She doesn't read them over, does she?" "No, but she threatens to read them to him whenever he gets obstreperous." —Philadelphia Press. Forestalled. May—What's the matter, dear? Clara—My engagement with Charley Is broken. May—But I thought you intended to break It? Clara—So I did, but the wretch went and broke It himself. It doesn't cost a cent to be a gentle man, but It may cost you your life to be a fool.—Atchison Globe, FOR THE CHILDREN A Little Minstrel. Into a railwuy passenger car filled with prominent New Yorkers visiting Chicago wandered some years ago a little Italian boy with a concertina. With a businesslike air he faced the crowd and began singing In a clear voice. Before be had finished the first line he became so impressed with the unusual character of the people before him and the Incongruity of his shabby little self that his voice wavered and fell, and he turned away with his big, brown eyes full of tears. Mrs. Erastus Corning of Syracuse leaned quickly forward and motioned the little fellow to come to her. He did so. She gave him a quarter and said, "Can you sing 'Italia?"' The little mu sician started in bravely, but stopped with an apologetic, "You must excuse me, lady; It's too "lgh." Then of big own accord he pulled the concertina out to its widest extent nnd began "Tar-ra-ra Boom-de-ay." Mrs. Corning led the laugh of applause which followed the little fellow's effort, and he proceeded lown the aisle, with encouraging re quests and gifts from every side, and when he got to the end of the car was probably happier than he had ever be fore been in Ills ragged little life. How the Flood Came. The aboriginal blacks of Australia have a queer tradition about the flood. They say that at one time there was no water on the eurth at all except In the body of an immense frog, where men and women could not get it. There was a great council on the subject, and it was found out that if the frog could be made to laugh the waters would run out of his mouth and the drought be ended. So several animals were made to dance and caper before the frog to in duce him to laugh, but he did not even smile, and HO the waters remained in his body. Then some one happened to think of the queer contortions into which the eel could twist itself, and it was straightway brought before the frog, and when the frog saw the wrig gling he laughed so loud that the whole earth trembled, and the waters poured out of his mouth in a great flood, in which many people were drowned. The black people were saved from drowning by the pelican. This thought ful bird made a v big canoe and went with it all among the islands that ap- I>eared here and tflere above the sur face of the water and gathered in the black people and saved them. Rales For Finding: a Job. When you step Into the presence of ft prospective employer: Have your Phoes polished. See that your hair is combed. Do not get flustered and say "Yes, ma'am," to him. Do not act as if you were going to be shot at sunrise. Laugh heartily at his Jokes, but do not slap him ou the back. Do not make suggestions to him on how to run his business. See that your breath is peaceful and not In a quarrelsome mood. Do not begin operations by informing him of the state of the weather. See that your neck'ie is not twisted around to the side neck. Do not try to impress him that you are so smart that it makes your head ache. Do not try to work off any of j-our own jokes on him. Some men don't know the difference between a good joke and a funeral oration.—American Boy. A Story of Mr. Blaine's Youth. A story is told of Mr. Blaine's early boyhood which illustrates his aptitude for diplomacy even at an early period of his career: Having access to the river and a fre quent witness of the l>oats that passed, he desired to have a boat of his own. He dammed the stream that flowed down the Indian hill and launched upon it a tiny bark of his own con struction. But the neighboring boys repeatedly tore down his dam and spoiled his navigation. He applied to a stalwart ferryman for aid and of fered to bring home his cows for the entire week if he would build him a dam out of stone so large that the mischievous boys could not move them. The ferryman accepted the of fer, nnd little Jimmie soon had the sat isfaction of complete triumph over his enemies, for the rocks which the strong ferryman piled in resisted all the ef forts of the boys for their removal. An Avmne of Trees. Japan has an avenue of trees fifty miles in length. The trees are the cr.vptomera, nnd every one is a perfect specimen, quite straight, from 130 to 150 feet in height and 12 to 15 feet in circumference. The avenue extends from the town of Namada to Nikko. The Smart Youngster. Mother—Did you break anything when you dropped that armful of play things, Bessie? Bessie—No, mother; nothing but the quiet, und that's mended already.—De troit Free Press. One Kind of Skater. There Is always one boy in the party who goes To the skating pond brimming with glee. And the rails on the bonfire he playfully throws, And he puts on his skates fancy free. But he never strikes out with a shout of delight, For he lingers around in the sun And dances before the flames rosy and bright While he shivers and thinks it is fun. Though the cold in his hands and his earfe ne'er abates And his tearß into icicles form. He's so glad that for naught would h doff his club skates And go home to the stove to get warm. —R. K. Munkittrick In Harper's Young People. \