j I plock § [ L I! \fldVentGre. \ p Bear Killed by a Fanner's Wife. THREE boys were hunting rab bits on the Weaver farm, near tlie Wind Gnp, in Monroe County, Pennsylvania. They ' started a rabbit. It ran into a fodder stack in an old cornfield. One of the boys went to the stack to kick It and scare the rabbit out. The other two stood ready with their guns to shoot It when it jumped out. The boy kicked. The rabbit jumped out on one side, but neither boy shot It, for on the other side of the stack a big bear tumbled out and surveyed the youthful hunters in astonishment The rabbit got away; so did the boys. They came ac >ss Farmer Weaver In the course of their flight, and paused long enough to tell him about the bear they had disturbed in the farmer's 1 ifodder stack. Farmer Weaver hurried away to find .Tir.i Wagner, the bear hunter. Jim lived just beyond the field where the bear had come out of m the stack and scared the three boys, \ but Farmer Weaver took a wide cir cuit around the field and came to Wagner's house from the far side. When he got there he found that Wag ner was out hunting. Farmer Weaver left Wagner's great ly disappointed, i ad had not got as far as the road when Mrs. Wagner saw liim tearing back and into the house and slamming the door behind him. "The bear is ct uiln'!" he cried. Mrs. Wagner In iked out of the win dow, and, sure enough, the bear was slouching leisurely across the door yard, headed tow d the garden. Wag ner's wife seized her clothes-pounder, a heavy block* o:' wood, with a long upright handle fastened in it, used for pounding clothes u the wash. Armed with this she ru ;cd from the house. I took a short cut around and caiuo out A ahead of the 1 lr. Bruin stopped when he saw her and put up a savage front, showing h teeth and snarling nnd snapping his aws. Mrs. Wagner was not turned from her course by the fierce demons; ration made by the bear, and she ndv mod rapidly toward him, her formidable weapon raised above her head, ready to fall upon the bear when she got within reach. The bear, seeing that lie had not frightened his enemy, and evidently not liking the appearance of the up lifted clothes-pounder, turned and phufllcd quickly back toward the house. Mrs. Wagner had not stopped to shut the door when she rushed from the house to intercept the bear, and the latter, seeing it open, nnd perhaps im agining that it promised him refuge .within, made straight for it. Farmer Weaver, in his excitement wtv.d astonishment at the sudden niove | mont of Wagner's wife against the bear, had stood still by the window watching tlie proceedings outside, and had not thought of the open door. When he saw lb • bear approaching the house lie moved and started for the bear. The bear was so close, then, though, that Weaver did not venture to go out of the door, and, not even stopping long enough to shut It, he rushed for a door at the other side, made his escape from the house nnd in his haste left that door open behind him. The bear entered at the one door, but Mrs. Wagffer was close on his trail, nnd he hurried right on through and out of the door at the other side of the house, Wagner's wife, with her weapon still aloft, close behind him. Farmer Weaver had run toward the barn and had nearly reached it when the bear went hurry- N *lng out of the house. Weaver looked f over his shoulder, saw the bear headed \ straight In his direction nnd only three rods away; got the barn door open and rushed inside, closing the door bc . hind him. There was no fastening to the door and it would not stay shut, and Farmer Weaver made double-quick time up the ladder leading to the hay mow. There was a high fence to be climbed whichever way the boar turned, un less ho turned toward his pursuer, nnd that did not seem to be the thing ho wanted to do. He would not have time, either, to scale the fence before his enemy would be upon him with that ponderous weapon. Whether the bear reasoned that way or not, he chose to take the chances of entering the barn and he did. Mrs. Wagner fol lowed him so close that he had got only a little way up the ladder lending 'to the mow, and with one sweep of J lier clothes-pounder she knocked him back to the floor. At the same moment Farmer Weaver got the mow window open, dropped from it to the ground and hurried homeward. Before the bear could gather himself from the blow Mrs. Wagner had given him she followed it with another which crushed liis skull, and when Jim Wag ner came nome from his hunt, an hour or so later, he found a nice, fat bear lying dead in the barn. M's. Wagner had only laughter for the manner in which Fnrmer Weaver had acted as she related how she had managed to chase the bear down and kill him, but when the farmer sent word over the next day that as the bear was started out of his field he would expect a share of it, Mrs. Wag- Oer got angry. ' "Jist you go back nnd tell Tote Weaver te come over here and get his share!" said she to the messenger.' "Jist you tell him to come over here end git it. that's all!" Whether Ihe message was delivered or not they don't know, but Farmer Weaver didn't come.—Ed. Mott, in the New York World. Imi>r<'K4iiiK Seamen. One of tile causes of tlie War of 1812 was the Impressment of Americans to serve on British ships. The practice was so extensive tlint when an English ship came to an American port able bodied men hid in disguise for fear of being seized. John Bull at that time claimed the services of every British sailor, wheth er the man had ever voluntarily en tered the Navy or not; and if the sailor could speak English he was assumed to be an Englishman and forced to serve. No doubt many of those who were impressed were really British de serters; but many others were Amer ican citizens, and the compulsion to serve on British ships was a wrong. The diary of Captain Hoffman, of the Royal Navy, which has been published under the title of "A Sailor of King George," contains a story of masquer ade which must have been amusing from a British point of view. Hoffman had been sent to a house in Jamaica where able-bodied seamen were reported to be in hiding. When tlie party entered the house they found three slovenly females sitting by a table darning stockings. Near by was a cradle covered with a net. In the bed, also covered with a net, was a woman lying ill. Still another woman was near the bed, persuading the wom an to take the contents of a bottle of red mixture. The lieutenant nssured them that he entered with reluctance-upon the duty he had to perform, but that as he had information that seamen frequented the house he must search It. A coxswain who had been examin ing the features of one of the women at the table, exclaimed: "If I ever saw my old shipmate, Jack Mitford, that's he!" Another British sailor whispered that the baby In the cradle was the largest he had ever seen. Thereupon the floor was locked and the officers Insisted up on knowing wno the women were. Hoffman discovered upon the sick woman a close-shaved chin. The dying person was a fine young seaman about twenty-six years old, who, when he was detected, sprang out of bed, and joining the others, attempted to resist. Then, seeing that they were outnum bered, they surrendered. The infant in the cradle proved to be a fine lad sixteen years old. "This was a good haul, eight sea men." remarks Hoffman. "We got them without accident to the boats." A Duke's Willi ltlcln For life. Among several incidents of "The Boyhood of 'The Conqueror,' " related by Adele E. Arpen in the St. Nicholas, is this account of a midnight flight: One of these shooting matches nearly cost him his life. He was about twen ty years old, when, In early summer of the year KMT, he went, with a large train of friends and attendants, to shoot at Valognes. In those days there were great forests covering the hills and valleys around Valognes, and as these forests were full of game, the young Dulse and his friends ex pected to enjoy themselves. They formed so large a party that they had to separate and lodge where they could in the town. This left the Duke with only a few servants in the castle. In the middle of the night he wa< suddenly awakened by a loud knock ing, and the shouting of some one mounting the stairs to his chamber, lie listened and recognized the voice of Gallet, a strolling buffoon, whom he knew very well, and to whom he had frequently given little trifles. "Fly! fly!" shouted the buffoon. "William, thou art lost! Fly, sweet friend! Thy murderers are coming! I saw them. Fly, or thou wilt be taken!" William had been through too many dangers, and had had too many narrow escapes to neglect such a warning. He seized the first horse he could find, leaped upon It bare back, and rode for his life. Not a moment too soon. He had scarcely galloped out of the courtyard before several armed men rode hur riedly into it. Oallet met them at the eutrance. He had seen them a short time before from his hay-loft at the inn, when they were preparing for I heir murderous errand, and whence he had run to warn his "sweet friend" William. He knew them and their purpose. "Ha, lia!" he cried, with mad glee, "you're late, my sirs; you're late! The Duke is gone! William Is offl Your stroke has missed! But, hark ye; bide a bit. He will pay you! You made him pass a had night—he will make you see an ill day." And then he capered derisively about them. llow Koonevelt Killed Boar. Standing on the porch of the hunting lodge at Corbin Park, In Vermont, President Roosevelt told the story of how he killed a wild boar. "I fired but once," he said. "The bullet pierced both lungs and the heart. Senator Proctor loaned mo his old shooting coat; someone else donated a pair of blue overalls, nnd Bill Morrison con tributed shoes and socks. Bill, the Senator nnd myself made up the party. Just about dusk a wild boar darted out of the brush, nbout fifty yards ahead of us. We kept up the chnse and sud denly I spotted him. There he is.' 'Wrong,' yelled the Senator, squinting ahead. 'That's a deer.' 'lt's a boar. I tell you,' said I bringing my rifle to my shoulder. 'Senator's right' chimed in Bill Morrison, 'it's a deer, for sure.' But I knew better and blazed away. It looked like a iniss for a minute. Dike a frightened rabbit the big boar plunged straight ahead, going faster than before the shot. But just as I took sight for 11 second try he pitched forward nnd rolled over dead. As to that shot of mine, all that I have to say Is that It was a mighty lucky one." 1 WHITE HOUSE CANES. Call for Souvenirs That Cannot Be Complied With. Colonel William H. Crook, the vet eran disbursing officer of the White House, sometime ago arranged to give a few canes of historic value to his friends. When tho interior of the Executive Mansion was being torn to pieces by the contractors who are re modeling the building, Colonel Crook obtained some of the flooring in the room used for so many years by pres idents. He was especially careful in selecting portions of the flooring over which Lincoln had walked, sat and done business in the trying days of the country's history. No man in Washington knew better the habits of President Lincoln around his office than Colonel Crook, whose first work at the White House was as bodyguard for tho great war executive. Many a day and night Colonel Crook, who was then a policeman on the city police force, remained with and near to Pres ident Lincoln. His mind is full of reminiscences of just how the famous President worked, what kind of a desk he used, how he handled himself, and other details of personal Interest. On obtaining the flooring from the par ticular spot he had selected Colonel Crook sent the timber to a wood work man and had a dozen or so caneG made for presentation to his friends, who appreciated most highly the gifts be cause they were confident of their historic value. Mention of the canes was made in the Washington Star, with the consequence that during the last two months Colonel Crook has been unable to meet the demand, and he has been kept busy with a gratui tous correspondence. Several female organizations of a benevolent and charitable nature in Washington hnve gathered hundreds of pieces of timber and almost every article from the wreck of the interior of the White House, and propose to convert them into small souvenirs to bo sold here and elsewhere, the proceeds to be used by the organizations in their work. The relic hunting at length in terferred so seriously that visitors to the grounds had to be shut out. and the few who were admitted got in by a card from the superintendent in charge. • Quaint Uses of Common Words. Crowd yas the old English name for fiddle or violin. Good-by is a con traction of "God-be-wlth-you." Fash ion was the old name for a certain disease of the horse. It is alluded to in "The Taming of the Shrew," where Petruchio's horse is said to be "in fected with the fashions." The com plaint is a common one now, but not among horses. llow's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case ot Catarrh that cannut be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. J. CUEXKV A Co., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe htin perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. WEST A TBUAX Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. WILDING, KIXXAN A MABVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. HBII'B Catarrh Curo is taken tntomally,act ing directly upon tho blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price, 75c. per bottle, hold by all Druggists. Hall's Family 1 ids arc tip* beat. An ostrich lives about thirty years, and the average annual yield of a bird in o.v.i tivity is from two pounds to four pouutLt of feathers. 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Professor Gregory, of the University of Melbourne, is deltvAdng a series of lectures on the "Geography of Vic toria." In one of them he pave an in stance of the happy-go-lucky fashion in which business was conducted in Downing street in the olden days. Halt a century ago, when the Port Phillip Province was detached from New South Wales and erected into a new colony under the name of Victoria, it was the intention of thb imperial government of the day that the River Murrumbidgee should be the North ern boundary. But the clerk in the Colonial office who copied out the en abling document, never having heard of the river with the long aboriginal name, and being uncertain as to its proper spelling, coolly substituted the River Murray in its stead. No body noticed the change, but it made a vast difference to the new colony. Victoria would have been twice its present size if the original arrange ment had been adhered to, and would have included the valuable pastoral provinces known as Riverina, which stretches from the Murray to the Mur rumbidgee. Although Melbourne, the Victorian capital, has always done most of the trade with Riverki'a, the district continues to be officially rulefi from Sydney. Mysophobia. The medical profession has con ferred no small boon on many suffer ers by inventing a Greek, or pseudo- Greek, term for their otherwise demo cratic complaints. The last of these inventions is recorded this week. The disease is fussiness and the medical name is mysophobia. The mysophobe is he who, when seated by his table, lifts his glass to see if it is fingered and if he detect a smudge uses his napkin to dispose of it. In short, my sophobia is the exaggeration of that respect for cleanliness which con vinced Svengali of the madness of En glishmen when he surprised the Laird in his matutinal tub. The lady in the play who seized on every one's watch chain and began rubbing it with cha mos leather was a mysophobe, and the irritating man who begs your pardon and picks some miscroscopic piece of fluff from your sleeve is another. The servant, though most would benefit by inoculation with the disease, who In sists 011 dusting papers is another, and she disease is widely prevalent among all housekeepers in the spring. It is nice to know at last just what to call it, but the medical press is more in clined to suggest scientific names than remedies. SCIENCE BAFFLED THE BURGLAR. A Cyclometer Was the Means of Bringing Him to Justice. Science sometimes baffles the bur glar whose knowledge is not strictly up-to-date. A thief who broke into a house the other day leisurely packed his plunder in a compact bundle, then added a bicycle to t'he stolen articles and rode off. So far ho had exhibited commendable common sense, for it isn't every thief who is clever enough to steal the means of transporting his stealings to his own lair. But he had overlooked the fact that attached to tho wheel was a cyclometer which reg istered the exact distance ridden by the thief on his journey home. When pursuing justice caught up with the burglar ho had disposed of all his plun der except the wheel. The little cy clometer's record of distance traveled proved the case against the thief, for it registered the exact distance from the houso to the thief's quarters. Glaciers Getting Smaller. In Switzerland the studies of many years have determined the fact finally that the glaciers are not only steadily receding, but that their rate of reces- I slon is becoming greater each year. I There are only a few glaciers that still [ grow. The Boveyre glacier in Canton Wallis is the only one that has in creased steadily since 1892. The fa mous Rhone glacier has receded al most 800 yards since 187 G. American citizens of Polish birth and extraction are Interesting them selves in the project for the election in Washington of a stafue of Count Cnsl mir Pulaski, the intrepid Lithuanian who served with distinction in the Rev olutionary war. CONGRESSMAN WILBER SAYS (To Tlie Pe-ru-ua filodleine Co., of Columbus, 0.) "Fe-ru-na is All You Claim For It." Congressman D. F. Wilber, of Oneonta, N. Y., writes: The Peru mi Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio: Gentlemen—"Persuaded by a friend I have tried your remedy' and 1 have almost fully recovered after the use of a few bottles. I am fully convinced that Peruna is all you claim for It, and 1 cheerfully recom mend your medicine to all who are afflicted with catarrhal trouble. David F. W'tlbcr. Pe-ru-nn n Preventive and Cure for Colds. Mr. C. F. 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"Words but illy describe my surprise to find that within a few days I was greatly relieved, and within three weeks I was en tirely recovered. I am never without it now, and take an oceasioual dose when I feel run down."—Julian Weisslitz. If you do not derive prompt and satisfac tory results from the use of Feruna write at once to Dr. Hartman, givinga full state ment of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. 7/o INVESTMENT The Preferred Stock of tho W I NNMYTAO SBIOQ W i L UOiio&vi Go. Capital Stock, $2,000,000, 51,000,000 Preferred Stock. 5i,000,000 Common Stock. Shares, SIOO each. So!d at Par. Only Preferred Slock offered fo' S'le. W. L. Douglas retain - , all Gommon Stock. The Preferred Stock of the W. [„ Douyla* Shoe Com pany pays letter than Saving* flank* or liovermncnt llonds. Every dollar vl M ■ pllbli^hns ! 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