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FREELAND, PA., AUGUST 15, 1002. ROUND THE REGION. A damage suit brought by the borough of Shenandoah against the Thomas Coal Company was concluded at Pottivillo yesterday. Damages to the amount of $50,000 were claimed, to cover the expense of removing a large quantity of culm and debris which were washed into the town from the coal company's dump bank. A verdict of $5,138.18 was awarded the plaintiff. T. P. Rynder, of Erie, state chairman of the People's party, Is in Schuylkill county making arrangements with labor loaders for the formation of a political movement. lie says he wants all the labor unions in tho county, including the United Mine Workers, railway en gineers, brakemen and firemen, printers and others to he placed in one organi ■ zation. Attorney L. C. Scott, of Lansford, anti-Quay candidate for the legislative nomination, who says he was robbed of tho nomination at the recent Carbon county Republican convention, has filed papers to run as an Independent candi date. This will make a three-cornered contest, In which the Democrats hope to win out. John Hiilibush was riding near Shamokin on a bicycle last night, when the wheel passed over tho tail of a big black snake lying in the road. The reptile grow angry and like a flash entwirled itself about the bicycle. It was about to attack the rider when Hiilibush leaped from the wheel and killed the reptile with a club. In a temporary state of insanity, Mrs. Ruth Mattress, an aged woman of Girardville, made a dosporate attempt to kill herself by jumping from a bridge. Joseph Henry saw the woman make the perilous leap and ran to her aid, bring ing her to shore after much difficulty. She was not seriously hurt. Eight-year-old Emma Marshall, of Ashley, was fatally burned yesterday afternoon. She was playing about a bonfiro when her dress caught fire. A. Oswald has the agency for the cele brated Elysian's extracts and perfumery. The finest good made. Try them. CYNICISMS. When a woman lias a fine house, how tho other women impose on her! Ever notice when a man is hurt who carries an accident policy how long ho is hurt? Let a girl have her own way übout her marriage. Poor thing, she will never have It again. If you are very poor, when you cry It Is "bawling." "Wept" and "sob bing," like all other words, are gov erned by the size of Income.—Atchison Globe. $1.30 to WilkcNliltrro anil Return Via tho Lehigh Valley Railroad, Au gust 21. 1902. On account of parade day of tho A. O. 11., to be held at Wilkes barre, August 21, this company will soil tickets on that date at tho low fare quoted above, good for return passage to August 22, 1902, and which will bo honored on any train excopt tho lilack Diamond express. For further Informa tion consult Lehigh Valley ticket agents. Tho moderately full bishop sleeve gathered to tlieVvrlst Into n decorated hand finishes many of tho unllned blouses of sheer batiste or India mull worn over a tinted silk low cut bodice made separate from the outer waist. Some of the newest French blouses are made with gulmpes of very filmy lace or net or craped clilffon that Is not tucked or luce striped, tho yoke purt shaped hi a deeply pointed curve, so that ono gets the effect of an evening bodice cut In the fashionable decol lete form.—New York Post. CA.STOTIIA. Bear, the /} Kind Von Have Always Bought OASTOHIA. Bear, tho the Kind You Have Always Bought T" <2^^537 CASTOniA. Bear, the J* the Kind You Have Always Bought THE ICEMAN. He la Given nn I'nexiiectcil Surprise by One of Ilia Cnatomera. "It's seldom that I get n surprise," snld the Iceman, "tint a little matter occurred the other morning to give mo a regular chill. I had driven up to serve a customer when I found a bald honded, beetle luowed niun waiting for uie. I knew that lie was going to kick, and I held my breath. The kick came. Said he: " 'Look here, now, didu't you agreo to give me twenty-five pounds of lco dally?' " 'Yes, sir.' " 'And why haven't you made It twenty-five?' " 'I thought I had.' "'I don't care what you thought. I want n man to stick to his word. I have been weighing your Ice right ulong without saying unytlilng, and during the last three months I find'— " 'l'll make it up to you,' I snld. " 'During the last ninety days,' he went on, 'I find that you have deliv ered a hundred pounds extra. Here's DO cents for the overplus, and If you come any such trlol: on me In future I'll change to some man who'll stick to his agreement' "—Brooklyn Citizen. Unci Him Thrre. I'a—Excuse me for saying ft, my child, but I question the pretensions of tills foreigner who Is seeking your hand In marriage. I believe he Is n false count Daughter—l don't see, pa, why you should object to him on that account. In the attainment of your political as pirations you have always been par ticularly partial to that sort of thing.— Richmond Dispatch. AI,VII>-N Ton.tlier, "Beg pardon," said the man who had been writing In the hotel reading room, "but how do you spell Innocuous?" His neighbor gave the desired Infor mation. "Thanks," said the writer, "anil—er— er—by the way"— "The other word," Interrupted the bright Informant, "Is 'd-e-s-u-e-t-u-d-e.'" —Philadelphia Tress. Couldn't Help It. "Did you ever take an oath?" asked the judge. "Wance only, y'ur honor," replied tho witness. "Big Molke shworo at mo from the top uv a slvln story hulldln', an' I couldn't l'uvo mo team to git at him, so 1 had to take It." —Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Monopoly of IdeaH. "I wonder if she regrets her mar riage?" "Why should she?" "Well, you know they're both liter ary, and now her husband thinks him self entitled to every bright Idea she has."—Detroit Free Press. In Self Defence. "Jerry," said Flaherty, "why Is It ye'ro glttln' so proud since ye're gittlu' a bit of money ahead?" "Mo b'y, 'tis loike that wid all tho rich," said Jerry. " 'Tls a measure of protlction ng'ln me pour relations."— Indianapolis News. Natnru.l QucNtlofi. He—Yes, he was a great aeronaut They say he mude nearly a hundred ascensions, and the only uccident he ever had was the one that proved fatal. She—Really? And on which of the ascensions did that occur?—Pliiludel phiu Record. The RA'IISOII of If. Slopay - The idea! I promised to pay that tailor on the 15th of this month. Here he's sent me u bill, and it's only the Ist. Newltt— Probably lie wants to get In early to avoid the rush. —Philadelphia Press. Anl Hope Iletarned. As the patient returned to conscious ness he saw that during a paroxysm he had kicked the covers off. Proceeding to replace them, he remarked: "Ha, ha! Despite tho doctor's doubts I will recover."—Richmond Dispatch. Not u I'll IMP liood. First Ilobo—What did you mean by telling the lady you couldn't get work ut your trade? Y'ou haven't any trade. Second Hobo—Then I can't get work at It, can I?—Nexv York Press. ConMclentiouM. Editor (to ofilce lsiy)—l'm sorry, Jlm mle, hut a correspondent wants to know If oxalic ucid is Injurious to the hair, and I want to tell her right.—New York Journal. The SPORTING WORLD CTltlcniro Yacht 1 atm>• Yachting 111 und about Chicago is al ways popular, and this season has brought about no exception to the rule. Everywhere in Windy City sailing cir cles enthusiasm is rampant, and 119 though to add further encouragement and approbation the weather bureau has been supplying good breezes and clear skies. The Columbia and Chicago Yacht clubs hold the center of the aquatic stage. The former has attached to it self considerable renown through tho holding of the races for the Llpton cup, VENCEDOtI, CHICAGO CUP HOLDEII. won by La Rita. Vencedor is probably the fastest sloop In this organization and recently captured the cup annual ly awarded to the winner of the raeo to Michigan City. This cup was for merly held by Siren. The Chicago Yacht club has a splen did new homo, which was formally opened early in the season, and It is by long odds the handsomest building of its kind along Lake Michigan. I.njolc (lie Storm Center. Napoleon Lajoie, the man who has done more than any single Individual to keep the American and National leagues from patching up a truce, shows 110 signs of tho load of responsi bility which rests upon ills shoulders. The taking of Lajoie from the Phila delphia National league club by the American league club at Philadelphia was one of the main tilings which started the present war between tho two big leagues, and it lias been a bono of contention ever since. Its latest de velopment Is in tbe war between Roach and Rogers of the Philadelphia National league club, which may ex tend to the point where it will prove damaging to the National league as an organization. Had Colonel Rogers given Lajoie the extra salary which the sensational bat ter demanded the whole history of the present light might have been altered. Lajoie would undoubtedly have been with the National league yet had Rog ers come to the front with the rise In question, and the complexion of the baseball world would have been much changed, "without the encouragement which the players in the National league received to Jump, from the fuct that the courts at llrst held that La jole's contract was not binding, many of the former would never have come over to the American league, and the latter organization would never have attained Its present strength. Women Wrestlers In t.omloii. The woman wrestler Is never likely to be popular In England, hut she Is undeniably entertaining now and then. There was a challenge match for SSOO at u recent matinee performance ut the Royal between Miss Hradford, who claims the championship In England, and Mile. Adele Founder, an agile and graceful young Frenchwoman, half u head shorter. The Englishwoman won the first and final bouts 111 good time, hut her opponent, who won loud ap plause for hvr skill and resource, has demanded a second meeting, and this is now being arranged. SniatlicrM 11 nd Shallow Chlmoa. E. E. Biuuthors, owner of Lord Der by and other fast light harness horses, recently bought the speedy pacer Shad ow Chimes, 2:0G%, from former Eire Commissioner John J. Scanned of New York. Mr. Scanned bought Shadow Chimes at the Easig-Tlpton sale in New York last winter for $5,100, and at the time Mr. Smathers bid $5,000. The price paid by Mr. Smathers is not mentioned, but it was probably considerably more than that which Mr. Scanned paid for him, as ho is considered fuster today than ever before. I.onpreMt Hull (iuinc, There has been much discussion among tho baseball wiseacres about the record fur extra tunings. The lon gest game recorded was played on May 11, 1877, at Iloston between the Manchester (N. II.) professional team and Harvard college, resulting In no score after twenty-four Innings. Tho second longest game was twenty-two Innings, between Tacoma and Seattle, played at Tifctuna on May 10, 1801, and resulted 0 to 5 In favor of Ta coma. International TennlN. Tho committee of the United States National Lawn Tennis association hav ing charge of the International lawn (cinos competitions for the Hwight F. Davis International Challenge cup an nounces that they will be played Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, Aug. C, 7 and 8, on the courts of the Crescent Athletic club of Brooklyn at Bay Ridge, N. Y. A GRADUATE WIFE My mother wished me to marry and my wife to be a highly educated wo man. If I married at all, I desired a woman for the home alone. My mother and Mme. Desjardins plotted for me to marry one of the latter's twin duugliters, a college graduate. I went with my mother to call on the Desjardins. When we arrived Mme. Desjardins greeted me as "little James." This exclamation rather up set me. I expected her to ask me tf I had brought my marbles nlong, but Instead of that she presented mo to her daugh ters. The twin sisters resembled each other only lu their dress. Mile. Mar tha was a very beautiful brunette, a (ireek goddess, with pure, straight fea tures. Mile. Rose was less Imposing, a sweet, pretty blond. I was sure that in spite of her nineteen years she still played with dolls. She certainly was not the "learned young woman" my mother proposed I should court. It must be the other one. There was danc ing, and I offered my arm to Mile. Rose. After a waltz we chatted. She was witty and a little sharp, this meek looking little blond. I started a conver sation on commonplace subjects, and In a short space of time I had judged my companion to he a most charming little woman, and it was with much re luctance I left her side. Blue eyes, blue gauzo, smiling lips and a cloud of golden hair were all mingled In my sloop that night. Why not the stately, statuesque, dark beau ty my mother would so gladly welcome as a daughter? In another week I must again ac company my mother to the weekly re ception at Mme. Desjardins', and then they would come to my mother's Fri days. Thus twice a week I saw her and fell in love deeper and deeper. Dear little Rose, thought I. What a wife she will he to make home bright and happy—for some one. A strange fear came over me, and 1 recalled many Instances where Rose had ap peared anxious to avoid me, perhaps out of consideration for her sister or perhaps to save me from a great disap pointment. Under the torture of this sudden sus picion I flew to my mother. "I must make a clean breast of it, mother dear. I love Rose, and you must hcljj me to gain licr." "Oh, James, Is not this somewhat sudden? And those convictions you have cherished"— "Nonsense, mother! Listen. This Is serious. Y'ou will admit that so sweet and unpretending a girl Is seldom found now. No more words, please, but do, like the good mother you are, go and ask Mme. Desjardins for the hand of licr daughter." "My dear child, I will teach you how to he consistent. I cannot go back on my word. I will have nothing to do with tho arrangements of a marriage for you." She said all this with such an amused smile that I could not think licr seri ous. I determined, however, to put nil end to this suspense aud soon found un opportunity. There were a concert and n ball at the Desjardins' beautiful country home. When bending over her moth er's hand, I saw but one being, and heaven entered my soul us 1 caught the light of licr eyes. It seemed but an Instant before we were outside wan dering about the grounds. The words were on my lips to speak when some one called to us: "Come. La Marlanl Is going to sing." What care X for the Marlanl? But Rose hastened licr steps, and I followed, hoping she would at least stay outside. As we neared the house she led the way to a corner of the veranda, and there the words and voice of the wonderful singer reached our ears and entered our hearts: My soul Is full of dream. My soul is full of love. "Those words are mine, Rose. Do you understand? Don't you see how I love you? You are the woman I have dreamed of since I have known how to dream. You are the companion I have longed for. Rose, could you not love me!" In n low. sad voice she murmured: "My frleml, I am not the companion you have dreamed of. Too often you hnve described her to mo, your Ideal woman. You lovo me because you think me simple, as young girls should be, and you think because you have sometimes seen me attending house hold duties that I would make a good domestic wife, hut you will love me no more when you arc undeceived. When you know"— Her voice had boeu firm until now, and, though her words puz zled and pained me, I became aware of tho Sorrow In her voice, a sorrow which meant more than sympathy. "Rose, In the name of heaVen what Is It?" She mastered herself In n moment. "How often have you cruelly told me that you would not marry a college graduate, a bluestocking, as you called her, and yet you ought to have known —your mother knows"— The fool I had been! And how I wished I could fall right there on my knees to ask her pardon! And yet how could I have suspected that so much feminine grace could he united lu a ripe and mature Intellect? "Oh, Rose, speak to me—speak In Latin, In Greek, If you will. Only say you will forgive me and will love me!" Has she forgiven me? I hnve been the happiest of men for three years. Diplomacy. "I always endeavor," said tho mat rimonial philosopher, "to take the wrong side of an inconsequential argu ment." "With what object In view?" he was naturally asked. "It gives my wife n chance to prove me wrong, and tills so delights her that I find her generously tractable In all the more important matters."—Chicugo Post. [i |l| [ld l§ 1 Erjii Net i @ tin H ® I Fnisip I y§] We have all the little things that a [®l Si gentleman can wish for his summer aj Ei dressing. Our "little necessities of Is S| life," all of which must be proper to E|H [e make the "finished man," are faultless |Ej in every detail. If you want a pair of [Ed r3j shoes, a hat, a shirt, a tie, or a pair of &| socks in the handsome, stylish colors of ia summer, you can get them here. 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White Haven, Wilkes-Raire, I'ittHton uhd Seranton. 8 15 a in for Huzlcton, Weutherly, Mauch Chunk, Alleiitown, Dcthlelu in. Euston, Philadelphia, New York, Dcluns and Pottsvillo. 9 58 a m for Ha/.loton, Delano, Mahanoy City, Shenandoah and Mt. < uriiicl. I 1 45 u in for WeMtherly. Muueh Chunk, Al leiitown, liethlehem, Eueton, J'hila delpbia. New York, Huzlcton, Delano, Mahanoy City, Shcnundouli and Mt. II 41 a in for White Haven, Wilkes-Durro, Seranton and the West.. 4 44 P in for Weutherly, Mauch Chunk. Al leiitown. Relhlehein. KuMtou, Philadel phia, New York, Huzlcton, Delano Mahanoy City, Shenandoah, Mt. Carme. and l'ottsvillc. 6 35 l ni for Sandy Run, White Haven, Wilkes-Ilano, Seranton and all points West. 7 29 pin for Hazlcton. ARRIVE AT FRRELAND. 7 29 a m from Pottsvilic, Delano und Haz let.on. 9 12 a m from New York, I'hiludelphiu, Hus ton, Rethh hem, Alleiitown, Mauch Chunk, Weutherly, Hazlcton. Muhunoy City, Shenandoah und Mt. Cariuel 9 58 a m from Seranton, WJlkes-Durre and White iluven. 1141 am from Pottaville, Mt.Carmel, Shen andoah, Mahanoy City, Delano und H azleton. 12 35 P in from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, liethlehem, Allentowu, Mauch Chunk and Weutherly. 4 44 p ni from Seranton, Wilkes-liurre and White Haven. 6 35 p m from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, liethlehem Allcntown, Mauch Chunk, Weutherly, Mi.Cariuel,Shenan doah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Hazle ton. 7 20 11,."? Sorgnton, VVllkus-Durro and White Huven. For further information inquire of Ticket A srents. ROLLIN N.WLLHUR, General Superintendent,' CHAB. S. LEE. General Passenger Airent, 28 Cortlandt Street, New York Citv G. J. OILDROY, Division SuperintondenL Huzlcton, Pa. THE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in effect May IP, 1901. Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckloy, Hazle Brook, Stockton, Beaver Meadow Road, Roan and Hazlcton Junction at Kill H UI, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a ni, 2 .'lB p ni, Sunday. Trains leave Drifton for Oneida .1 unction Garwood Road, Humboldt Road, Oneida and Sheppton at 600 a m, daily except Sun day: and 70 am,238 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazletou Junction for Oneida Junction, Harwood Road, Humboldt Road. Oneida and Bheppton at 6 32,11 10um.441pm daily except Sunday; and 737 am, 311 Dm' Sunday. Trains leave Deringer for Tomhicken, Cran borry.Ha, wood, H azleton Junction and Roan at. 6W) n n , daily except Sunday; and 337 a m, 5 07 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Micppton for Dearer Meadow Road, Stockton Hazle Brook, Eckloy, Jeddo and Drifton at 5 26 p m, daily, except Sunday: and H 11 a ni, 3 44 pui, Sunday. Trains leave Hazlcton Junction for Beaver Meadow Road, Stockton. Hazle Brook, Eckloy, Jeddo and Drifton at 549 p m, daily, except Sunday; and 10 10 a m, 5 40 p m, Sunday. 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