The invasion of Norway by tha American railroad builder will doubt less result in knocking the "j" out of "fjord." A Harvard astronomer Is going to Peru to study Eros. Eros, like some of the poets, has waited a loug time to get studied. Andrew Carnegie is quoted as saying that wealth does not bring happiness. The towns that have been presented with libraries may dissent from this opinion. .. _ -u The scarcity of steeple-climbers is delaying work on the new Chicago postoffiee, and this fact lias led to the discovery that there are only fourteen "human files" in the United States. i About 0328 out of over 0,300,000 persons in Pennsylvania are lawyers or judges. They are distributed In übout 284 places, nearly half of them being in Philadelphia and Pittsburg. A Missouri court has decided that a teacher has the right to whip a pupil. Education in Missouri will now pro ceed witli the confidence which comes from the possession of all sorts of re sources. Every time an automobile breaks the record on the public highway, the sentiment of the average citizen is divided between a feeling of admira tion and an impression that the own er ought to have been arrested. J. Pierpont Morgan has Europe pret ty well frighteued by his schemes of capitalization and control. There Is some satisfaction In feeling that the apprehensions on the subject are not to be confined to the United States. IT. M. S. Terrible seems to be the Oregon of the Britisli Navy. She holds the record for target practice, and now, according to a story from Hong Kong, she lias made a new coal ing record—23oo tons in nine hours and ten minutes. To call another man a liar in parlia mentary language is no less an art than a science, and statesmen should make a study of it. Senator Black burn, of Kentucky, holds the reputa tion of having made a signal success In the Senate when once he said of a statement just made liy a colleague that "It goes without saying that the truth is innnocent of any appearance in that statement." The Census Bureau figures that the area of the United States and its in sular possessions aggregates 3.GD0.522 square miles, which makes it fifth among the nations of the earth In terri torial size. Great Britain leads with 11,208,277 square miles; liussla comes second with an area of 8,044,100 square miles; China third, with 4,234,910 square uiiles, and France follows with 3,944,092 square miles! la ScoTiand they are having a con troversy over the question of whether or not the boy is assisted in gettting an education by a judicious applica tion of the strap once In a while. The controversy is getting hot. One party to it says to another: "Your contention that it is tlie pui'est kindness to ad minister a fiagellatory stimulus to the vicious or disobedient child, irrespec tive of sex or size, lucidly displays 1 either that you are sadly lacking in knowledge of educational science, or that you speak the excuses of the in competent teacher." It has come at last—the hitching post for the automobile. If the ma cliiue is guaranteed to stand without hitching, that may he only another way of saying, that—like the horse David Harum sold to the deacon—it balks, states the New York Post. Or dinary iron hitehing-posts are used, or rings In the sidewalk, and the hitch lug-rope, which no automobile should he without, is a wire cable with a padlock. So many persons have learned to operate these muchines that it is now considered unsafe to leave them free and unwatehed in the streets. The young women at the University of Indianapolis contended in a debate with the young men that "pie is not of greater service to mankind than ice cream." When these young women be come experienced wives they will feel shame that they should have decried | • the value of pie. When there are big hills for spring hnts and spring dresses to be paid they will fill their husbands with pie, knowing that under its be nign Influence all the genial and gen erous impulses will be awakened, ex claims the Philadelphia Becord. The fancy for ice cream is a mere passing characteristic of young womanhood; hut the passion for pie which fills the breast of every normal man Is an en during source of happiness to the tact ful wife. THE MAN WHO WINS. The man who wins is the man who works— The man who toils while the next man shirks; The man who stands in his deep distress With his head held high in the deadly press— Yes, he is the man who wins. The man who -wins is the man who knows The value of pain and the worth of woes— Who a lesson learns from the man who fails And a moral finds in his mournful wails; Yes, he is the man who wins. The man who wins is the man who stays In the unsought paths and the rocky ways; And perhaps, who lingers, now and then, To help some failure to rise again. Ah! he is the man who wine. And the man who wins is the man who hears The curse of the envious in his ears, But who goes his way with his head held high And passes the wrecks of the failures by— For he is the man who wins. —lTenry Edward Warner, in Baltimore News. dPRISCILLAS'HISTAKCI (BY NELLIE CRAVfY GILLMoRE A PKISCILBA stirred the cranber ries with hands that trembled from some inward emotion. Somehow her heart did not seem to he in it to-day, the anniversary dinner—hers and .Tim's—that had al ways been her culinary joy and pride. Her thoughts kept traveling hack to that day—her wedding day—just five years ago, when their happiness seemed, indeed, almost too full to last in this life. The woman paused in her prepara tions to rest for a moment. She sat down on the crude kitchen chair and lifted the corner of her checked gin gham apron to wipe away the moisture that had eolleeted on licr forehead from bending over the steaming rungo. For an instant she seemed to lose sight of licr surroundings; two big hot tears welled up to her eyes and lolled slowly down each tanned cheek. A squirrel scampered out on the limb of a sycamore near the kitchen window and regarded her with ills head on one side, as though wondering what it was that made Prlscilla sad. Just then the little cuckoo clock in the dining room, Jim's present on her last birthday, struck the uoou hour, rousing Prlscilla from her reverie. She gat up hurriedly, and taking down a long agate spoon from a hook com menced to baste the turkey. From time to time, she glanced half cxpectantly, hnlf-anxiously, through the narrow little window for some sign of her husband. lie generally came in about that time for dinner, hut the minutes dragged themselves slowly by, and one o'clock chimed; still no welcoming face from the door way. What could it mean? Prlscilla wondered, intuitively guessing, what It could be that had power to detain him on this day of all others. With a lialf-smothered sigh, she crushed hack the maddening thoughts that seemed heating into her brain, and made a pitiful effort to hum some bright little air. Half an hour later, the potatoes were ready for peeling and the rolls had browned to a faultless crust. Jim's wife could not repress the quick thrill of pride that went through her, as she took a snowy cloth from the neat pine linen shelf and started toward the cozy dining room to spread the table for three. She found 'Lisbeth curled up fast asleep '.n the middle of the old-fash ioned lounge that had come to her from her grandmother, a tiny yellow kitten with big eyes pressed close to her cliuhby cheek. The mother's eyes, alight with the Joy that is greater than all others, rested fondly upon the sleeping child for an instant. Then she went closer and knelt down by lxer darling—the miniature of Jim—and kissed the smooth, flushed face. After the table had been put in order and set agleam with white and gold china and the "best silver," Priseilla went hack to the kitchen to put the finishing touches to the array of ap petizing dishes spread here and there about the range to keep warm. She waited another fifteen minutes, but still .Tim did not come. She *vas not a jealous or suspicious wife, hut how could she help remembering at this time the preoccupied manner he had worn for tile past few weeks—the bro ken, disturbed sentences of his dreams —and more than ail, the hits of torn paper she had found in the pocket of one of his old coats while mending it —his agitation when she showed them to him? As yet there was only a heavy sink ing of her heart, a sort of vague, unde fined misery which she tried heroically to put down. The fire needed replenishing, and she started toward the woodshed for a stick of oak, resolutely brushing away the tears that kept coming to her eyes. But somehow they wouldn't stop, and she seemed to walk without seeing, as one in a dream. She selected a stout log to fit the range, and turned slowly to retrace her steps. As she passed the corn crib, voices from the vicinity of the summer house beyond came dis tinctly to her sharpened ears, and she halted involuntarily. It was his voice, sure enough, and the other, unmis takably that cf a woman! "Don't—don't cry," he was saying, half-pity Ingly, half-tenderly. "Good Cod, it's hard enough as it Is—hut to see you like this—Margaret!" Priseilla did not wait to hear more. Her great dark eyes had grown black with indignation, and pain marked livid streaks across her face. "(Vitli a sudden, crazed Impulse, she turned quickly and ran toward the house. Only once she thrned her head over het shoulder to glance back. Her hand went to her breast in a little gesture of despair that women employ when all the light seems to die ont of their life at once. She did not even stop ta think, but sped on—on as fast as her feet could carry her, to the old-fash ioned lounge in the dining room whero 'Lisbeth still slept her pure sleep. The woman's breath canje in quick, dry sobs, and for the first time she broke down, as she bent over the child. She paused, wavering. The next minute Jim's false eyes looked up into her own through the baby's guileless ones, and her resolution was taken. For a moment she closed her eyes to shut out all the happy past forever, and a prayer for the future —for strength, endurance—went up to the (lod she had worshiped in hours of ease as well as in those of pain. Then she locked her white lips determinedly and crossed the hall to her own little bed room. It was the work of an in stant to snatch up a hat and wrap for herself and something for the child; to find the little pile she had laid aside for a rainy day—for her and Jim and the baby—and pass out alone into the world. Some irresistible thing seemed to Impel her to take the path that led around hack of the vine-screened sum mer house and to look for the last time, unnoticed, upon the face of hira who had been her world—her very life —now irrevocably lost to her. As sho neared the familiar spot, something seemed to clutch at her throat and a strong rush of feeling made her shiver IT WAS HIS VOICE, SURE ENOUGH, AND THE OTHER, UNMISTAKABLY THAT OF ▲ WOMAN! For a moment she stood still, irreso lute. A soft wind lifted the loose hair that Iny about her hot forehead, and cooled the fierce throbbing of her tem ples. Site leaned her head in a tired little way against the great, sympathetic trunk of an aged oak, and hugged 'Lis betli close to her breast. Just then the breeze, blowing in that direction, again boro her husband's voice to her, and she strained her ears to catch the words—the last she should ever bear from his lips. The sound of the famil iar tones that had been dearer than all others to her caused the scalding tears to ruin down the woman's face and burn her very soul, but with a sudden access of pride sho controlled herself and—waited. •• 0...,, "Here is all the money I have—take it and go, and for Heaven's sake—for your owu sake—try to live right. God knows I am not the man to kick a woman because she is down, and my own sister at that. Good-by, Margaret, —try to be a woman " Priscllla heard, aud her breatii came and went in quick sobs of relief; her heart bent wildly in her bosom and a great llood of thanksgiving poured in upon her soul. She realized it all now, and understood. Gathering their child closer in her arms, she turned and fled noiselessly across the lawns that sepa rated the summer house from their home. Ten minutes later Jim came in, and his wife's unclouded welcome —the first for many a day—made his great kind heart throb with a new joyousness. He disappeared for a moment to change bis linen for dinner, and Pris cllla dropped on her knees by tbe chair lie was wont to occupy, and kissed the arm where ills hand would rest. "The truest, kindest, noblest man In all the world!" she told herself softly, as she set the steaming, fragrant dishes on the table. "Ann to think that for one moment l dccoteu him— my husband!" When Jim eame in and took his place opposite to her, she threw him a ra diant smile and leaned over to kiss the baby, "It Is nicer even than our wedding day, dear," she said, as sho fastened 'Lisbeth's bib about ber throat. Jim's eyes met those of his wife in an answering smile and tie took up the carvers.—Home Magazine. Suicide of Mine Mule. A mule deliberately committed sui cide by drowning in the Hoffman mine, near Frostburg. The animal was hitched to a post In the mine, but broke away and ran down the Incline to the water, the mine being partly flooded, and plunged in. All efforts of the driver to get the mule out were una vailing, and the animal stood !u eight feet of water, with its nose on the nottom until life was extinct. —Balti more Hun. PS^fTFTca A powerful fan, forty-eight inches in diameter, displacing 30,000 cubic feet of air a minute, and electrically driven, has been placed iu the "tupenny tube" tunnels in London to improve the ven tilation. An innovation in mining lamps has been introduced at the Pennsylvania colliery at Mount Carmel. A number of portable electric lights have been placed in the interior of the mines. The lamps are about ten inches high and are run by a storage battery. These lamps are to be used on the turn-outs at the bottom of the slopes, in the pump houses and as lights for the lead mules of the inside teams. The greatest oil-spouter of the Rus sian petroleum district was struck a few months ago, about three miles southwest of Baku. The well was bored to a depth of 1800 feet before oil was reached. Then, for nearly throe days, it sent out oil at the rate of 180,- 000 barrels a day, and continued there after to flow at a diminishing rate un til it had produced over 2,000,000 bar rels. The owners lost money, for the well could not be controlled, much adjacent property being damuged by the oil that escaped. The use of alcohol as a fuel is a sub ject that is attracting much study and attention in Europe, especially in France, where tbe auminl production is enormous. The French Minister of Agriculture lias offered prizes for me chanical inventions in which this kind of fuel may be used. Among the ma chines that inventors are asked to fur nish are stationary motors to he used on farms, motors for pumps, and auto mobiles, and apparatus for lighting aud heating purposes. Alcohol is already the chief illuiuinant for parks and other public places in Germany. The Island of Samnr resembles a miniature Africa, with dense jungles occupying the central portion. So im passable is this dense forest jungle that the natives have hardly, if ever, attempted to traverse it. The Amer ican Army engineers, however, have recently completed a map on which six x'ossible trails across the Island have been sketched. These routes were surveyed by Lieutenant W. S. Martin. The accomplishment of Ma jor Waller, of the Murine Corps, in crossing the southwestern section of the island is a minor achievement compared to the exploraticu work pre viously carried out in the interior of the island. A writer in cce of the scientific pa pers explains the origin of the hail stone, which he calls the most remark able formation of the upper air. Itain drops, snow crystals, for particles and hailstones are all the result of the condensation of watery vapor on the invisible atoms of dust that float in the upper atmosphere. Such an atom, with a little moisture eondeused about it, is the germ of an icy mass that may grow to be large enough to strike a man down. At first it is caught by a current of air and carried to the level of the high cirrus clouds, some of which are from five to tea miles above the earth. Then continually growing by fresh accessions of moisture, it be gins Its long plunge to tbe earth, spin ning through the clouds and flashing iu the sunlight like a jewel shot from a raiubow. Englantl'n Hlrert Levies In 1854. Tbis is the third year of the war, and the reinforcements of 21,000 Brit ish soldiers, uot to mention contingents of colonial born, are about to be des patched to the front, contrasts pleas antly with the sorry remedy to which the Crimean war drove England. For after sending out the first army of 30,000 men under Lord Raglan, the government declared that no more British warriors were available, and appealed to Parliament for authority to enlist 15,000 foreigners to light the Russians. This was in November, 1831, within three months of the war's commencement. Despite some opposi tion the bill became acts 18 and 19 Vie., c. 2, and recruiting agents were despatched over Eurore to enlist men, as remount officers are now searching the world for horseflesh, for the Brit ish army.—London Chronicle. Very Cheap Publtßtilng* Ore of the greatest publishing busi nesses in the world is run by a mis sionary society of the Presbyterian Board of Foreign Missions, and man aged at a cost that is almost infinitesi mal compared with the work done. Last year the Presbyterian Board is sued from its presses in Clilua, Persia, Syria, Mexico, Siam and Tnos more than 90,000,000 pages of printed mat ter at a cost to the board of only SOSOO, that is, only seven-one-hundred-thaus andths of a cent a page. From Its Bei rut press the board has issued 075,000,- 000 pages of religious matter, princi pally in Arabic. Interestlnc Inscription#. In the historical subterraneous prison of Titerlus, ID Capri, some inscriptions have been discovered which prove that this was the prison of Coniwodus's wife and sister, a fact which Increases the interest in this already famous prison. Feminine Fair Mlndetlncss. Some women are si fair minded that when they know they were in the wrong they will accept an apology from you for it.—New York Press. HIS TABLOID LUNCHEON. No Lost Ttinc, No Indigestion, No Tips to Walters. *T have solved the luncheon prob lem," said W. S. Webb, of the Mis souri Savings Bank recently. "I dine every noon, yet I neither have my luncheon sent in to me nor do I go out for it Neither do 1 carry a full din ner bucket, as we did in the last Presi dential canvass." "How do you do it?" was asked. "This way,' 'and he took from his pocket a little tin box, iu rhich there were a score or more of Utile tablets. "Each of these is composed of concen trated food. They are mixed with malted milk. Three or four of them make a square meal. I find it incon venient to go out for luncheon iu the middle of the day, because that is our busy time. I don't like to have one sent in, and I cannot go without. Therefore, these. I take three or four of them every noon, and perhaps eat n banana or an orange, and I am amply satisfied. "Yes, I kHow that sounds funny," he went on, "but that is the twentieth century way of doing things. Soon we will do all our eating on the tab loid plan, and the odors of the kitchen —in fact, the kitchen itself—will lie obliterated. We will carry our meals about with us in our pockets, and when we are hungry, we will eat. There will be no long dinners, no waits, no quick lunches. We will take tablets and save all worry over burned or underdone steaks, and will not have indigestion over heavy pies and batter cakes. Ban quets will become n thing of the past. Instead of stuffing a guest with half a hundred different things at one sit ting, we will say: '"Have a tablet?' and then light our cigars and be done with It It's the coining way." And Mr. Webb cocked his feet up on his desk and took another tablet.— Ifansas City Journal. Wet Weather und Postmen. On his way to his midday luncheon the drug clerk met the postman on his neon round. There was nothing ex traordinary in this, for the two met nearly every noonday in the year, and had come to exchange a friendly nod and word or two in greeting, as they passed. On this occasion, however, the drug clerk stopped and stared at the bulging mail pouch on the other's shoulder, and then exclaimed: "Whew! I should think it was Christ, mas or Valentine's Day; what you got in your bag, invitations to the Subur ban race?" The postman smiled a weak smile and answered: "Oh, no, sonny. It ruined yesterday, that's all." "Well, you see. when it rains on Sunday, people having nothing impera tive to call them out, stay at home and write letters by tbe dozen. Along about Monday noon the mail pouches begin to glow mighty heavy. I some times have to make double trips on my noon and 7 o'clock round in order to deliver all the rnaiL Can't carry such a lot at one time." "Say, that's hard luck, too, for yes terday was the first Sunday iu the month." "And what about that?" asked the postman, hitching his plethoric mail pouch, preparatory to moving on. "Oh, nothin', only It will rain every other Sunday but one In this month; at least, that's what grandmother says lots of times, and everybody up New England wuy, where she comes from; believes it. So for you the outlook for busy Mondays looks promising." The postman's face seemed to take on an added inch in length as he re sumed his weary round.—New York Times. Great Elephant's Tusk. For years it has been kaown that some African elephants have unusually long and heavy tusks, but it is uot easy for foreigners to get any of them, since they are highly prized by the natives, who use them as ornaments for their houses and temples and as decorations for the graves of their an cestors. For this reason exceptional interest attaches to an elephant's tusk, which is said to be the longest that has ever been imported iuto Europe. It is nearly nine feet in length, and was purchased by a Hamburg mer chant in Tabora, who was Informed that it had come from the Tanganika region, in Central Africa. In this region the elephants are noted for their fine tusks, aud a higher price is asked than for any others. Moreover, dur ing the past few years the price has advanced considerably, for the reason that iu Tanganika elepLants are by uo means so plentiful ns they used to be. Napoleon's Mistake. A correspondent of a contemporary calls ntteution tj a passage in Fritch ctt's "How England Saved Europe," which he rightly describes as curiously appropriate. "September, 1810—Tlie attueks of English newspupers aud the criticisms of English orators did not shake Wellington's Bteadfnst temper, but they curiously deceived Napoleon. Ho was persuaded that ho read tat mind of England iu the leading articles of the opposition papers. He reprinted most of them, indeed. In the 'Mouiteur' for the consolation of French readei-6, and his belief that the English Cabinet must soon withdraw Wellington, or it self be overthrown, made hio regard the Spanish War ns a trivial thing which could bo safely neglected."— This extract surely points its own moral.—London Globe. Weight of American Pine. American pine when green weighs forty-four pounds twelve ounces to the cubic foot. When seasoned its weight is reduced to thirty pounds eleven euaces. ] Farm Topics' r-^-^ Dairy inn n a Specialty. The practice of dairy Ids should not be considered ns nil adjunct to farm lug. Make dairying a specialty, pro ducing a superior quality of butter, " and let the farm support the animals. Rational Pig Feeding. Careful experiments have shown that the liberal feeding of foods rich in pro tein—which is the so-called flesh form ing matter of the food—greatly in creases the growth of pigs. The rea son for this is quite evident and simple. It is that this food so encourages the development of muscular tissue, of which the vital organs mostly'consist, that the digestion and assimilation of the food are made much easier and ef fective; that the food is eaten with better appetite, and is far better di gested. In fact, the machinery of the pig is so much improved by this feed- r > lug that Its work is done much more effectively and consequently so much moro profitably. W ' rreservlnjr KgKft* The best simple preservative for keeping eggs is a solution of water glass (silicate of soda) and water. It has been tried repeatedly by experi ment stations and poultry keepers, and with generally satisfactory results. Last year I put down twenty dozen fresh eggs In April In a sixty-pound butter tub and poured over them one quart water glass mixed with ten quarts soft water. The eggs wore placed large end up and the tub set in a dark place in a cool cellar and the wooden cover put on. The eggs were used as needed, and the last taken out March 1 were as good as when put in. The white was of natural color and consistency and beat up nicely, o-jiile tlie yolk hung together when the egg was broken.—Edwin C. Powell, In hew % England Homestead. ' Wliero Frost Overthrows Fence*. There are rods of fence on almost •very farm that are thrown down every spring when the frost comes out of the ground. Stakes cannot be driven into such soil with any assurance of per- HOLDINQ FENCE IN PLACE. manency, and a fence once thrown out >. of the ground is very hard to get hack I | into place. The cut shows away to ■ build a fence upon the surface of sueb ground. Enough stones can be put in it to anchor the fence very solidly. If the ground heaves and inclines the fence somewhat. It will come back' into place when the ground settles. —Amer ican Agriculturist. The Feeding of Hog*. Suckling pigs take nourishment from the dnin about every two hours, and we may accept nature's guidance for the frequency of feeding very young animals. At weaning time the pigs should receive food at least three times daily, with water always accessible. Since the digestive tract of this ani mal is of limited volume, probably the best results in fattening can be ob tained with three feeds daily. But the habit controls here as elsewhere, and stockmen can easily accustom .. their animals to expect feed morning w and evening only, meanwhile being content. Since meal when dry is more slowly masticated than when moistened, it might be supposed that the greater ad dition of saliva would increase the di gestibility of meal so fed, but the trials so made favor mosteulng the feed with water. Observations show that the pig does not take kindly to dry meal, eating It very slowly, and often rooting much of it out of the trough. On the whole, sloppy feeds are best for the pigs.—W. A. Henry, in Rural World. The Fofnto Crop. There Is more or less discussion as t> the proper kind of seed, the best way to plant it, and especially as to the size of the seed. Shall old tubers be planted, or shall larger ones be cut down to two or three eyes, ami then 1 planted? This may be taken ns a mj truth: If we plant smnll potatoes with many eyes, we will get many sprouts and many small potatoes in a hill, which we do cot wa'ut. Pota toes of the ordinary market size cut down to two or threo eyes for each hill will produce the most vigorous plants. Some farmers prefer to fer tilize their potatoes in the hill, while others sow It broadcast. With a given amount to apply, the I roper thing would seem to be to put half of the fertilizer in the drills, and later apply the other half broadcast. Some have excellent results In planting quite thickly in drills and then mulching the ground with old straw or hay to the thickness of nbout a foot. This prevents the growth of weeds, and the J vines will soon Show through. Of course no cultivation can be given the crop, but then the moisture prod'-ced by the mulch and the prevention of the weed growth insures, almost always, a good crop.—New York Tribune Farmer. Automobiles across tLe Cau-asus for carrying the Russian mail are to sup plant the present transport post horses, | with changes every ten miles.