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SHE LOST NOTHING. Omission In the Wedding Service That Didn't Count. A distinguished naval officer was telling this story on himself the other evening to a gathering of his friends. At the time of his marriage he had been through the civil war and had had many harrowing experiences aboard ship, through all of which he kept his courage and remained a3 calm as a brave man should. As the time for the ceremony came on, how ever, his calmness gradually gave way. At the altar, amid the blaze of brass buttons and gold lace marking the full naval wedding, the officer was all but stampeded, and what went on there seemed very much mixed to him. Fearing the excitement of the moment would temporarily take him off his feet, the officer had learned the mar riage ceremony letter perfect, as he thought, and he remembered repeating the words after the minister in a me chanical sort of way. After the ceremony was all over and all was serene again, including the of ficer's state of mind, the kindly cler gyman came up and touched him on the shoulder. "LOOK here, old man," he said, "you didn't endow your wife with any worldly goods." "What's that?" asked the bride groom with something of astonishment in his voice. "Why, I repeated the sentence 'With all my worldly goods I thee endow' several times and, despite my efforts, you would not say it after me." The bridegroom seemed perturbed for a moment and then a beaming light came into his face. "Never mind, sir," he said, "she didn't lose a blessed thing by my fail ure."—Washington Star. Wanted Ilig Share. "The treasury department runs across many funny things in the course of a day's business." said an official of that department. "The mails are full of curious epistles, but, as a rule most of them receive, polite atten tion and answers are returned. Just before the close of the year that ended with December 31 Secretary Gage gave an interview, showing the splendid condition of the country in a financial way, and the full purse of Uncle Sam. In his statement he showed that four years ago or a little more the per cap ita circulation throughout the country was only $23.14, but that although the population has increased the volume of money has more than kept pace, so that the per capita at the first of the year was $25.73. A man named Schmidt in New York saw the statement, and the day after New Year wrote a letter to the treasurer saying that if the per capita was so much he certainly did not have his portion of it. He inclosed a draft on the treasurer for the amount that he considered he was entitled to. The draft was presented to Treasurer Roberts with great solemnity, but he declined to honor it, and directed that no answer be sent to Mr. Schmidt, whose letter was well written and the handwriting good." CHAUFFEUR MEANS STOKER. Good Joke on Millionaire "Mobillsts"—> Fads In Pronunciation. The pronunciation of the word "chaileur" provokes the Great Round World to an examination into the au thority of pronunciation fads. It says: "Where polite usage gets its authori ty nobody Knows. Now, it is saying that 'valet,' the final syllable of which we have learned to give oil-hand with a high-brerl 'a,' shall be Anglicized just as 'parquet' was a few years ago, and shall appear in polite society in its plain English stubbincss. It is likely that we shall all stumble and stutter and make mistakes at first, but event ually fall into a line of 'ets.' "There are those who claim that a polite 'suburb' should have a long 'u,' that 'tapestry' should be 'a' long, and that the sun never 'shone' politely with a long 'o.' The same authorities are busy with the new automobile Importation 'chaffeur' (shofeur), which has been called everything that is polite. It might be called something more, for it is not a truthful term. It means, when interpreted, 'fireman,' 'stoker,' and is innocently a good joke on our own millionaires who speed their own 'outos.'" A new tapeworm described by a Jap anese physician is of gigantic size, be ing more than four inches broad and about 35 feet long. IN THE HEART OF THE WOODS. ouch beautiful things in the heart of the Such safety and peace in the heart of the woods! woods, Flowers and ferns, and the soft green Far from the city's dust and din, moss! , , . , Where passion nor hate of man intrudes, Such love of the birds in the solitudes Nor fashion nor folly has entered in. Where the swift wings glance, and the Deeper than hunter's trail hath gone, treetops toss; Glimmers the tarn where the wild deer Spaces of silence swept with song, drink; Which nobody hears but the God above; And fearless and free comes the gentle Spaces where myriad creatures throng, fawn Sunning themselves in His guarding love. To look at herself o'er the grassy brink. —Margaret E. Sangster. IT was at Colonel Trevelyan's smoker In Picadilly tliat O'Brien of the Royal Irish told his story about the horse lie rode at Ouidur mnn ami how tlio beast insisted on galloping rough-shod over every heath en corpse on the plain. Grafton, who had been there, too, said such a horse was a treasure and that two of his subaltern surgeons had been knifed by the heathens at the very moment when the Christian sawbones were ready to minister to the wounded. Most of the yarns were dreary enough, for they related to the passage of the Xugela, the siege of Ladysmith and a lot of recent passages in British military history that make poor enter tainment for an officer of his majes ty's army. The talk was getting a hit scandalous. Dunlevy was railing at the war office and Trevelyan himself had let fall a few hot ones at the Sklur, when Blnkely of the Rifles—they call him "Munster" Blakely in the army—started off on a tangent about cross-country hunting that gave the crackers a chance to forget their griev ances. You can't express Blakely's way of telling a story in print because he's as full of gestures as a French man and has away of talking "horse" that nobody can remember quite ns be gives it. For a roysterlng chap, he can get as serious ns any man, and, with a laugh in between ids frowns, enn carry a grave tale with conviction. Anyway here's the story he told at Trevelyan's: "O'Brien's Omdurman horse reminds me of the quarest thing that ever hap pened me, and that's saying a deal, for 'tis every one here knows I've been In many. 'Twas just before Bobs, God bless biin, went down to tho ? * ' ■ I <^' "I WONDERED IF I COULD LIFT HIM." Transvaal and the Rifles were on six week's waiting orders at Quoenstown, that I got five days' leave and went down to Klldare for n farewell elinnco with tho hard-riding gang that rides with Phelim Ormonde once a year. He's my uncle, you know, though ho lsu't any older and hasn't a hnportli o' sense more. But he's a demon for hunting and keeps as many dogs as would send many a man to the poor liouse. "Well, down I goes to Ormonde house without so much ns 'by your leave.' I didn't mistrust Ills welcome, mind ye, for 'twas I know lie was the game sportsman aiul a rale Irish gen tleman In everything but his dislike for me. Well, sirs, nlver such a howl ing hallooing, swearing, snarling mob of dogs and hunters ever was seen as that I saw when I got down at Ills front stoop. The lawn was alive with tho kuowlugest hunters in Kildare. Old Jimmy Fair, the Galway whipper, with a pack of fifty keen imps—he's come sixty miles—was sitting in r. window plaiting a lasli and talking to his dogs. The house was full of dogs and men and not the sign of a petticoat about, the place. I found me uncle at the breakfast table, red at the face, all In his corduroys aud swearing away'as natural as life. '"Have ye a mount for me, Phelim?' says I, grabbing his hand and grinning. "'I have an' I haven't,' says he, looking at me kind f mysterious. 'Are you bent on folleylng the hounds, this tuawrnlng?' " 'I am,' says I, suspicious like, and thinking he would put me up on a cart horse. But 'twas too late for choosing. He called old Frinzie and, says he: 'Frinzie, saddle O'Shauter for Captain Blakely, and lead him 'round behind the dairy till the captain is ready.' "And then he told me, 'O'Shanter may suit ye, and then he may not, but, anyhow, he's the speed of a ghost au" the spirit of forty imps. Iva-pe him away from the dogs, and If ye value ye's life kape him out o' the timber. And wathever ye do, Munster, don't try t' load ye'r field. If ye do mind what I tell ye—they'll he a impty commission In the Rifles.' "Well, with that he left me and I got Into th' buckskins and went out behind th' dairy, where, sure enough, Frinzie was walking up and down he fore the finest bit of thoroughbred horse-flesh I ever saw in Ireland or out of It. I didn't like the way he was bitted—curb and snaffle like a lady's saddle-cob—and I didn't like the saddle, a deep seat with a horn like a new moon, fit only for a curate go ing to mission, but Frinzie swore that horse and trappings was the last in the stable, and so there was nothing for me but to throw a leg over O'Shan ter and try his mettle. "By the Rock o' Cashel, Trevelyan, 'twas like riding Aeolus. He hardly touched the ground. He'd tho inouth of a vestal and the manners of a lady in waiting. In two minutes I was telling him what to do, and he did it like a soldier of twenty battles. I stood him before the five-barred gate lead ing into the meadow, and he took it like a cat over the rung of a chair. I didn't see how big be was till I was up, for ho was fine drawn, and Ills sixteen hands of symmetry, bone and muscle lit together like a ballot gill in silk tights. The Lord forgive me, but I swore right then that I'd wiu the brush or kill O'Shanter trying. The company was going when I cleared tlio gate, the dogs well up and all heading for Ramsey's downs, but I noticed tlie leer on Frinzie's face as I cantered across the lawn, and when I got to the gate his wife, who had run down to see the start, looked up at me like a gliost and cries. 'Wirra. wlrra! May the Lord preserve ye, Master Blakely!' "To make a loug story short, I kept out of the melee till they found the fox, and flic hounds went away in full cry toward Ballynaff with forty of the hardest riding chaps In all Ireland streaming after tlieui. At first I was for trailing me field, l'or I couldn't for get Phellm'g warning, but when O'Shanter struck his gait and laid away like a Hash of rifle artillery me blood got up and I gave liim liis bead. He went through the ruck ns if they wore standing rtill. hut I could hear some of them shout, 'Hold him back!' aud 'He'll kill ye!' ns we challenged the lenders floundering across a fal low field. Here Ormonde, on the best hunter in Kildare, was leading, his horse pastern-deep In the loam, but riding easy like the cocksure wbluer. "His face got green as we swept by liim, O'Shanter skimming tli mud like a swallow, 'Look out for the tim ber, Muusteri' he shouted, and theu I noticed that the dogs had vanished across the crest of the hill and were mouthing away Into the dark thicket before us. My horse was for fol lowing them In, but I fought him across the slope till my arms were sore, and I wondered if I could lift hiib at the stone walls that stopped the road to our right. He was furious, but needed no lifting, for he took both walls In his strides and was out on the moor lu time to see the hounds racing south and away from the timber. "It was then a quare thing happened. I felt as If two arms were thrown around my waist and heard in my ears a woman's voice, sweet and low, say, 'Ah, O'Slianter! Ah, O'Sliantevl' lie pricked up his ear.-, and trembled as if he heard the voice too, and I turned in my saddle, half afraid that some woman was riding behind me. As I turned he bolted again for the timber, but 1 fought him back into the open ground and gave him his ilrst touch of the steel. Then he flew as no horse ever flew. The voice came again, but O'Slianter raced till the fore most horn died and I could feel the hot, back-blow breaths of the mouth ing pack. "I turned to check him now, for he was dashing full tilt into the pack. The trailers fell away in terror. He went through the Galway hounds like a ghost and they quit like curs and scattered. Every dog we passed quit baying and howled as if he'd seen a banshee, and then the leaders, in full view of the racing fox, turned tail and slunk away silent or mourning in dis mal, evil yelps, as if their blood had frozen with some sudden terror. I had not time to wonder at them then; the voice of the woman was in my ears; O'Slianter, his eyes on the fox, his ears aslant, his muscles quivering and alert with the ecstacy of battle, was bearing full upon the quarry. At the top of the hill he was abreast of the game. My gorge rose as I saw his head dart down and heard his teeth click as he snapped them at the fox. As we flashed down the hill his speed increased, and lu a hard peat bed at the bottom the fox, no longer hearing the dogs, tired and yet de fiant, came to bay. O'Slianter leaped upon him with his steel-shod feet, and before I could dismount was shaking him aloft between his bared teeth. It was five minutes before I hnd the courage to take the brush. The laugh ter of a woman and the 'Aha, O'Slian ter!' fretted me like an echo in the night, though it was early daylight. But at last rhellni and a few of liis rivals came over the hill scowling, sul len and silent. Nobody spoke to me all the way home, and half of the company quit Ormonde House that night. "I told my uncle I'd leave at day light, but I insisted on knowing more of tlie'liorse. 'I bought him from Lady Farleigh of Farlcigh, or rather I bought him from her estate,' said Phclim. 'She was the best horse woman in Kildnrc, but O'Shanter killed her in Bamsey's thicket last Whitsuntide. There isn't a dnrc-devll in the county would ride him now.'" —John 11. Knftery, in the Chicago Record-Herald. The Land of Lamas. Tibet is the land of lamas, says Will iam Carey, in "Adventures in Tibet." What that means is not very easy for us in our Protestant environment to understand. The lamas are monks. A hundred, or a thousand, or even five thousand of them may be herded to gether, if not exactly under one roof, yet in one great building, whose rami fications root themselves like a for tress in the rocks, and whose walls and windows frown upon the sur rounding fields. The rest of the timid Tibetians hud dle in huts at the monastery gates, or till the soil and tend their flocks that the lamas may live at ease. Deeper than the roots of the lamaseries sink in the rocks has the power of the la mas lodged In the hearts of the people. Every family lias at least one repre sentative in the cloisters. Often there are two and not seldom three. It has been reckoned that every sixth person lu the entire population is either a lama or a lama novitinte. The only education is monkish; the only architecture that of the temples and monasteries which seem to grow out of the craggy heights on which they are perched; the one universal and unceasing religious rite the twirl ing of a "prayer wheel" and the mum bling of a meaningless sentence. The lama holds the people in the hollow of his liund and many forces meet in that magnetic and masterful grip. Trouble, of tlie liilljioster. New York is the billposter's paradise, there being practically no restriction of the business. Other cities, however, throw various obstacles in the pathway of the billposter. Iu the home sections of Chicago bill boards may not be erected without the consent of the residents. • San Francisco restricts the heights of the boards, and will have no dis figurement of telegraph poles. Buffalo and Cleveland have ordered the destruction of towering bill boards. Glasgow and Liverpool forbid adver tisements in street cars. I.omlon is removing signs from piers and railway stations. Berlin allows posters within certain limits only. Paris will have no advertisements on trees, and placards are rigidly cen sured. Even Jersey City has been drawing the line at offensive theatrical adver tisements. Baltimore has forbidden big signs on housetops.—Profitable Advertising. Jupiter Is one and one-half times larger than all the rest of the planets put together. NATURE'S SEED-POCKETS PROVISION FOR THE SPREAD AND PERPETUATION OF VERDURE. The Music Ease Wllh Which She De rohet* u Desolated Kcgton— Birds us Ministers of ller Fecundity—Winged and Arroived Units of Life. "Nature," says the Autocrat of the breakfast Table, "always has her pock ets full of seeds and holes in all her pockets." Certain It is that nature spares no pains in providing for the perpetuation of plant organisms. Ev ery wild plant furnishes myriads of seeds, full allowance being made for waste and loss, and so effective are the means used In their distribution and planting that a very few years are sufficient to spread a new variety over wide areas. During the glacial period the ice masses which plowed the continents bore with them seeds and roots. The rivers and ocean currents took up the work, bearing abroad the seeds of dif ferent latitudes. / In Louisiana and Mississippi the flora peculiar to the Uoeky Mountain heights, where the Missouri has its source, 4000 miles away, find lodgment on the shores of the Mississippi River and flourish un der the beams of the glowing semi tropical sun. On the western coasts of Ireland and England are found the plants of the plains of the Amazon and the Orinoco, the West Indies and Flor ida, borne across the Atlantic by the current of the Gulf Stream. The volcanic eruptions iu the Island of Java la ISS3, furnished n remarka ble illustration of the facility with which nature is able to replant Willi' vegetable life a desolated region. The centre of the disturbance was the isl and volcano of Krakaton, which sent forth floods of molten lava and burning nslies, so that every living thing, whether animal or vegetable was de stroyed. The island, in the words of an observer, was "red hot." Only four years after this event, a naturalist, vis iting tills spot, found that nature, un nssisted by man, had stocked the Isl and with 240 varieties of plants. The winds, the waves and the birds had been the only agents. The birds do a great share in this work. Mr. Darwin found by examina tion that particles of earth adhering to the feet of migrating birds generally contain seeds. From a ball of earth carefully removed from the leg of a wounded partridge he raised eighty-two plants of live different species. From six and three-quarter ounces of earth gathered from the feet of birds which frequent the shores of lakes and ponds, ho raised, under glass, no less than 537 plants. The plumage of migrating birds also contains many kinds of seed which adheres to them as they stop to feed or to sleep on their way to distant lands. Many seeds are carried in the stomaehs of herbivorous animals, and thus make long journeys. Some years ago, after an unusual prevalence of high wluds from the north, the Canada thistle made Its ap pearance in localities from the Dakotas to the Gulf of Mexico. The wheat fields of the Northwest and the cotton and sugar plantations of the South wore all planted by the winds with this most unwelcome Immigrant. There are many seeds which, like the thistle, depend almost entirely upon the wluds for transmission and distribu tion. Some of them, as the maple and the ash, have wings, and literally fly on the wind. The seed of the maple tree has an elaborate arrangement for aerial transportation. It has wings like those of a locust or largo grass hopper. When the seed is detached from the tree, even if there is no breeze, it does not fall directly to the ground, hut, by Its peculiar construc tion, it acquires a spiral motion which carries it at least some yards from be neath Its starting point. When a wind ia blowing these seeds often twirl through the air for miles before they finally sink to the ground to find a new home and to found a new maple grove. Some time ago appeared an account of maple trees growing to the height of twenty-three feet upon the summit of a tower 107 feet high in Greensburg, Decatur County, lud. A grove of maple trees surrounds the Court House, of which this tower forms part, and ti c winged seeds, borne aloft by the winds, have taken root raid flourish upon the roof of the tower. All varieties of asters have seeds fur nished with soft, feathery pinions. The gentlest zephyr Is sufficient to waft them over field and meadow, and plnut them by every stream and pathway, hut the storm-wiml lifts them to the clouds, and they fly to far-eff regions. Millions fall into waters, which do their share in planting them on dis tant shores; other millions perish, but unture's pockets never become empty. The dandelion shows an almost hu man Intelligence lu the sudden growth of the flower stem, when the seeds begin to ripen, to exactly the height which enables It to rear its crown of feathered arrows above the surrounding growths, so that the breeze may bear the seed away and plant it. Borne high upon the wind, it sails point first, arrow-like, and fails into tko earth in the mo3t favorable position for taking root. The country children blow the seeds from the stalk to see whether "mother wants me." If the seed all fly away at one breath, the child must hurry home. The Jewel-weed, or wild touch-me not, growing luxuriantly by every stream and pond, has at thi3 season the ripened seeds in little round pods, which, when the breeze shakes the branches, explode like tiny popguns, scattering the seed to a considerable distance around. The Spanisb-needle, all the burr-tribe and the "Beggar's-llce" have hooks or claws which catch on every passer-by, whether man or beast, and so find means to distribute themselves. W® bring these hangers-on, clinging to our clothing, from every autumn walk through woods and fields. Sometimes we pause on our way to free ourselves from these encumbrances, sometimes we bring them home with us; in any event, some of them find lodging in the earth, and next spring there is a new group in a new place. Animals and birds do their share in planting these varieties in the same manner. It is strange that these ore all troublesome weeds which one would gladly see perish. Nature seems more persistent in her efforts to plant them than many more favorite plants. It seems, indeed, that only those plants which do not serve to nourish either man or beast are supplied with these ingenious devices for transmis sion and self-planting. In the case of plants used for food, there is security that the seed will be planted and cared for. A writer on this subject speaks of the "Itose of Jericho," which is an Eastern variety of our common "tum ble-weed," belonging to the botanical family of "eruciferae." When the seeds ripen the plant bends in its branches, forming a ball with the seed inside. When quite dry the lightest wind suf fices to break it from the parent stalk, and away it goes, rolling and tumbling over the ground, scattering its seed in its progress. In the great valley of the Amazon, when the wind breaks off the massive plumes of the .tall pampas grass, they roll up in great white spheres, several feet in circumference, and go bounding over the vast level plains, distributing the seed in the same manner. It was in allusion to this device that David wished that his enemies might be made "like unto a wheel, as the stubble be fore tlie wind." The flora of the Azore Islands is said to be exclusively such as is adapted to be planted by these agencies of nature. The only trees and shrubs of these islands are such as boar small berries, and are indigenous to the southwest of Europe, while the oak, chestnut, apple, and others growing In the same latitudes, but not adapted to convey ance by such means, are entirely ab sent. The flora of these islands com prises 439 species; 45 have winged seed, 05 very minute, hard-shelled seed, 35 have such seed as are eaten by birds, and 84 others are well adapted to con veyance by wind and water. There is probably no better example of na ture's seed-planting than in the Azores, which are 900 miles distant from the nearest land. When one considers the subtle, silent ways in which the clothing of the earth in robes of verdure is accomplished, the mind is filled with wonder and admira tion of the ceaseless forces which con serve the life and care for the contin uance of those creations which are en tirely independent of the care and no tice of mankind.—Francis M. Butler, in . New York Evening Post. Gypsy Methods of Communication. The ancient rood-signs of tlie Eom any, the "patteran," takes the place of sign-boards or maps. The "patteran" Is a little, carefully arranged pile of sticks, grass or stones, placed at cross roads, where none but a Gypsy would notice It, uuy more than any one but a Romany could read it; but to him it is as plain as the noonday sun, and by it—a succession of such wayside tokens —one family or comnany can follow others who may bo days ahead of them for hundreds of mile.;. Though the Gypsy has uses for other methods of communication besides the mysterious "patteran," he Is not a letter writer.. He rightly cares tirst for his own immediate family circle; the closest "in-laws" do not travel to gether unless perfectly congenial or unless It Is convenient for them to do so, and as the roving life is not eon- , duclve to letter writing, even the near est relatives do not usually hear from each other directly more than once or twice a year at most. In the city livery stables and pawn brokers' shops opportunities are afford ed for the exchange of news, but for those who roam in small groups and rarely strike a large city or the great bureaus of Information, summer camp ing grounds, where all the gossip of the year Is retailed, communication of per sonal family news is uncertain.—Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly. Steain-lleatod Catteries, The Brookside Kennels, at Kenosha, Wis., consist of rows of small, low buildings, built especially for their Angora occupants. The houses are con structed In such a manner that they are kept at the same temperature from one end of the year to the other, lu order to make this possible a steam Plant has been placed in the house near r the kennels and hot water is used for a lientiug power. The quarters for the cats are well arranged, one whole side of the building being built of glass iu order to give the eats plenty of sun light. The walls are painted in soft tints in order to prevent any injury to the eyes of the kittens, and the rooms are eutained so that the sunlight may be shut out if necessary. Every one of the fifty cats now in the kennels lias an apartment of its own. From the time the kitten Is born un til it tinds a permanent owner it has every cure that would he given a babe. It is tenderly fed and washed dally. _ When it is old enough to have the air It is allowed a certain amount of exercise In a little iuclosure adjoining the kennels, and at the close of the et citing it is tucked to bed in a comfor table couch.—Milwaukee Sentinel. In Ancient Egypt guests at a great JT house were anointed with perfume oil by the servants of the establishment as a mark of respect.