r (ttm | CASTORIA | For Infants and Children. PASTORIA The Kind You Have Always Bought AYegctable Preparation for As - ifj _ similating llieFootlandHegula- 'f; # ting (lie Stomachs and Dowels of f- £)6cirS tilG m \ | ture Promotes Digcslion.Cheerfut- M / UT ness and Oesl-Contains neither if n r A /11 Opium, Morphine nor Mineral. Jb U1 #l\ # \ \J NOXNAHCOTIC. i|l A \\ | r* f/Ki'f* ofoua-smvapmuai | ■ Jhnnpkin Seat" v > W V Mx.Sentui * I ■ /iofhtllt Srlu - f _ I M Aw*Sf*d* \ A IPI| I [j JbfpernvHl -• / r I \ A II I E I 3 lUCartjtAuik Soda * I S I 1 111 Clruifitd Sugar I H B ■■ Jibtten/HHvt Flawr. f ■ ■ Q1 O Q Aperfeel Remedy for Conslipa § I ll fV VW U Hon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea 1 I li/ f Worms .Convulsions, Feveris- || I wT I" A m || If H K ness and Loss OF SLEEP. | IU I UV U ! Facsimile Signature or |f SS. j Thirty Years mmfflwiii pftPTnniA EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Y |J|4 |j I II S B 114 /"O THE KEYIO HEALTH |j\ STIENHH AND f§| \ LONGEVITY jljgsj VaIS THE Mil" lilMiM AH diMraufiH are more or lean rompriMcd in the above four nilmrnlM, nil of which linvo their origin in the Stoinnch. To cure each, ntty or nil of tliriu, begin right. lii xin with the Htoinach. Begin with Lnxitkola. the great tonic Inxatlve. It npeedlly nml pninlennly arts on tlie boweld, clennneH the Htoniacli, tuimulnten the liver, corrects the kidneyrt, nllnyn ncrvoiiMnenn, nsslNts digrM tiuu, while itN innrvelloim tonic propertied lour* up the Hyntein while curing it, mid npeedily cause* n nnturnl nnd permnneiit condition of lienlth. Laxakola is the best Children's remedy in the world, and the only .one that builds up the children's systems while acting as an all-around blood-purifier and tonic. It speedily clears the coated tongue, checks colds and simple fevers, and promotes sleep. Children like it ami ask /or it. Mothers are its greatest friends; they use it and recommend it. All druggists, as and 50 cents, or free sample of The LAXAKOLA Company, 13a Nassau Street, New York. UPPER LEHIGH. Hugh Roberts, of Slatington, a former | resident of town, has purchased .the j ? saloon of James • O'Donnell at West I Hazleton and will take possession on , April 1. t Misses Jennie Ithoda and Maggie i Hughes have gone to Philadelphia and t will make their home in that city. Miss Lu Krommes, of Hast Strouds- I burg normal school, spent Sunday with her parents here. Miss Mary Stoker, of Wanamie, is visiting at the. residence of William Stoker and family. The Misses Mowroy have returned to Philadelphia after spending a few weeks j here. I Gene McOinley has returned to ser vice in the I'nited States artillery, his | furlough having expired. M : Harness Vl [OL I ordinarily would. * Ti EUREKAW H Harness Oil 1 j.hk i poor har^ jgjl Wade b) STANDARD OIL CO. M New Trial Refused. Judge Newcomb, of Scranton, has lilod an opinion denying the motion for a new trial in the case of Joseph Ste venson vs. the Ebervale Coal Company and others. The ease was tried for the second time a few weeks ago and a ! verdict for $23,000 rendered in favor of the plaintiff. The attorneys for the defense moved fur a new trial on the ground that the verdict was excessive, there being no competent testimony on the value of the property alleged to have been de stroyed. This contention is dismissed by the court. The defense also contend ed that certain jurors had been tamper ed with, but the allegation was shown by testimony to be groundless. The defense, it is understood, will appeal the case to the Supreme court. The case grows out of the alleged pollution of Nescopeck creek and its tributaries with culm and sulphur water from the mines in this region. PLEASURE. March 30. —Entertainment under the auspices of Good Wills Athletic Associa tion. Admission, 25 and 15 cents. March 31.—Annual ball of St. Ann's band at Kroll's hall. Admission, 50 cents. April 5.- Hop of the Crescent Athletic Association at Kiell's hall. Admission, 25 cents. April 20.—Lecture by Hon. John G. Woolley at the Grand opera house; sub ject, "My Own Country." Admission, 25 cents. PEINTIUSTG- Proraptlj Done nl (he Tribune Ofllon DISTILLED WATER. It In the Parent, Hcnl and Only Ab- Molutely Sate >Vnter. • Boil a gallon of water until there is hut a quart left, and the quart will contain all the impurities of the gal lon and be nearly four times as im pure as before. Continue the boiling, and all the impurities—animal, vege table and mineral, except the gas s thrown off—will be reduced to one sol id mass. The water which is evapo rated and passed off as steam is very nearly pure. But, you will say, it kills the dangerous germs. We will sup pose it does, but their remains furnish material for bacterial life to feed u - on. Do you relish the idea of eating in food or drinking their dead and de composing bodies, which poison the water by their decomposition? The fact is scientific investigation lias prov ed that boiling only kills the feeblest, the least injurious, germs. Try a simple experiment. Put un boiled city water in one bottle and the same that has been boiled for half an hour or more in another, cork tightly and keep in the sun or in a warm place for a week or longer and note the dif ference. The unboiled water will show a marked depreciation in looks, taste and smell, but that which has been boiled will be so much worse in these respects that no one would think of using it. In comparison with these you can submit a properly sealed bot ,tie of pure distilled water to the same conditions, and at the end of a year it will be found to he as pure, sweet and perfect as when tirst bottled. The purest and best and the only ab solutely safe water to use for drink ing and the preparation of nil foods and artificial drinks is that produced by distillation, hut the most imperfect one produces a water far superior in purity and healthfulness to the very best spring waters under their most favorable conditions. The nearest ap proach to it In purity is rainwater, which is distilled water of nature's own production, when collected on clean surfaces, in uninhabited sections, where the air is pure and uncontami nnted h.v smoke, dust, city and factory gases, etc.—Sanitarian. SOME WRITERS. L :cko is said to have spent over six years in the preparation of his essay, "On the Human Understanding." Lainartiue, the great French poet, was happily married and received great aid from his wife in all his un dertakings. The great Dante was married to a notorious scold, and when he was in exile lie had no desire to see her, al though she was the mother of his six children. Wolfe is said to have written "The Burial of Sir John Moore" in one even ing directly after news had been brought of the defeat at Coruna and the death of the gallant British officer. A friend of the late Walter Besant relates that the novelist always kept on his desk before him a list of the characters of tin' novel he happened to be at work on, their relationship and appearance. Ilans Christian Andersen formed his style by narrating his stories to vari ous groups of children before he wrote them down. His one thought was to become famous, and he was very care ful not to make any enemies. Dickens says in the introduction to "David Copperileld" that lie spent two years in the composition of that novel. He did not usually require so long a time, many of his novels being linisli cd in less than a year and most of his shorter stories in a few days. Animal* and Salt. Among certain people there is a strong idea that nothing is worse for dogs than salt, hut as a matter of fact, when administered in small quantities, it materially assists the process of di gestion. There is no doubt, however, that to give dogs or any other animals broth or pot liquor in which salt pork or bacon lias been boiled would be al most equivalent to giving them a small dose of poison. The use of salt among horses, cattle and sheep is advocated by tin' highest veterinary authorities. IMgs, on the contrary, are extremely susceptible to the poisonous influence of the agent, and experiments have been made which ' hud, after siqail doses regularly administered, fatal re sults. Habitually, as a matter of course, all animals consume a certain portion of salt, as it exists in certain propor tions in most articles of food.—London Mail. Tlldcn's Don:. At one of the early dog shows Sam uel J. Tilden bought an immense Great Dane dog. "What's his name?" asked a visitor. "Ask him," said Mr. Tilden. "What good would that do?" "It's his name," was the reply. So it was—"Askim." The dog knew a number of tricks, but would only perforin when fed. "He'd make a good politician," said his owner as he gave him a bone.— New York World. At the Parting; of the Way*. "Do you take this man to be your wedded husband?" asked the justice of tin? peace. "I don't know whether to do it or not, squire." said the young woman, wiping her eyes. "He's got the money from me to pay for the license. I don't like to marry a man of that kind, and yet I hate to see $'J wasted."—Chicago Tribune. Dok'i Teeth. I>o Style—He pulled fifteen teeth from mo. Gunbusta—He's no dentist. De Style—l know it, but be pried open the dog's moutb and yunked him off.—New York Telegram. PAIN IN THE BACK A Sure Sign of Kidney Tr üble—Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy Will Cure You. Pain in the back is a never failing sign of kidney disease; another sure sign is the condition of the urine; if you have a pain in the back then look to the condi tion of your urine. Take a glass tumblor and till it with nrine; after it has stood 24 hours, if it has a sediment, if it is milky or cloudy, pale or discolored, stringy or ropy, your kidneys and bladder are in a dangerous condition and need immediate attention, or the consequences may prove fatal. F. C. Wilcox of s:>t) New Brittain ave., Hartford, Conn., says: "I had a frightful pain in my back, the result of kidney trouble. My physiciau seemed powerless to re lieve me. I determined to try Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy; it helped me wonderfully, and in a short time cured me completely." Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is the one medicine that really cures all diseases of the kidneys, liver, bladder and blood, rheumatism, dyspepsia and chronic constipation and corrects the bad effects of whiskey and beer on the symtem. It Is wonderful how it makes that pain in the back disappear, how it relieves the desire to urinate often, especially at night, and drives away that scalding pain in passing water and in a remarkably short time makes you well and strong. Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is for sale by all druggists. $1 a bottle, or (5 bottles for $5 —less than one cent a dose. Sample bottle—cnouyli for trial, free by mail. Dr. I>.Kennedy Corporation,Kondout.N Y. Dr. David Kennedy's Rose Jelly radical cure Catarrh, Hay Fever und Cold in Head. fiOc. A HUMAN FOREST. Bow Indian Trll**mon Succeed In KHcnpinu the Police. Some of the Indiu.i tribes over which wo rule give us*a groat deal of trouble, notably the Malisuds. The Malisuds, however, are not by any means the worst of the Indian robber tribes, the unenviable distinction probably falling to the Bhils, who are the cleverest scoundrels in the world, both in their methods of acquiring other people's property and in evading pursuit. They are very proud of their skill in pilfering and openly boast of it. One of them once told a British officer that he cotihl steal the blanket from under him and was promptly challenged to show his ability. That night when the officer was fast asleep the Bliil robber cut a hole in his tent, crept noiselessly in and gently tickled tlie hands and feet of the sleeping man. The officer stirred uneasily and turned over. In this way the Bhil was able to pull the blanket out a little way. By repeating liis performance he dually succeeded in "coaxing" the blanket completely from under the sleeper. When engaged in his nefarious little games, the Bhil wears hardly any clothing, and his lithe body is rubbed with oil to facilitate escape from any would ho captors. When hotly pursued by the British troops, the robbers make use of a very clever device. They con ceal their scant clothing under their small round shields and scatter them about to resemble stones or bowlders; then, picking up a few twigs—if there are any to lie had—they assume all sorts of grotesque attitudes, their al most ticshlcss limbs silhouetted again:.t the dark night sky closely resemhlii g the charred limbs of a tree. Absolute ly motionless, they hold their positions till the enemy has passed them. In this way a British subaltern iu charge of a party sent to capture sonic Rhils was considerably startled one evening. The pursuit had completely lost siglit of the robbers, and tinaily the party drew rein by a clump of gnarled and bent tree trunks, tired and hot from their hard exertions. The of ficer in charge took off ids hat and plaeed it on the end of a broken limb, when instantly there was a wild scream of laughter, and the tree trunks sud denly came to life and vanished In the darkness.—London Express. Chenp nt llie I'rloe, A certain pompous and officious judge in a western town had just fined a young lawyer $lO for contempt of court. After it had boon paid a grave old attorney walked up to the bench and laid down a ten dollar goldpicce. "What is that for?" asked the judge. "For contempt, your honor," was the reply. "But I didn't fine you for contempt," answered the Judge. "There must be some mistake." "Oh, no. there isn't," replied the old man. "1 have cherished a secret con tempt for this court for a long time, and I'm willing to pay for It."—Chica go News. Eqnal. Some years ago at a Mnrdi Gras ball at the Hopkins Institute of Art a man, masked, approached a woman, masked, and asked her for a dance, as is con sidered right and proper at Mardi Gras. "But I don't know you, sir," said the lady in her most icy tone. "Well, I'm taking as big a risk as you are," retorted the man. An Interloper'* Explanation. "Now, then," cried the deep voiced woman, "what has made female suf frage possible?" "Male sufferance," replied the rude man who had no business to be there at all.—Philadelphia Press. .. 'J IWpli m a f^Ull § Always Uj-tn-Date! 1 &§] iil SJ That is the motto we have es- taj tablished and try to live up to. S [aj That is why you find us with a Sj g large and complete assortment |j y of the p] S Latest Spriai Ms. 1 pi , , pi SJ The season s changes are re- SJ p fleeted in the character of the S PJ stock we carry, and with the first ky p breath of spring we bring them S y to your notice. We ask you to y p call and inspect our : ] 1 1902 Makes of Men's Hats, j I Latest Fashion Neckwear, 1 pring Shoes for Ladies 1 and Gents, 1 902 Patterns in Shirts,! pi lecial Spring Underwear. | MtMENAMirS I snts' Furnishing, ! | at and Shoe Store. 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LEAVK FHBELAND. 0 12am for Weatherly, Mauch Chunk Allentowu, Bethlehem, Easton, Phila delphia and New York. 7 34 a in for Sandy Run, White Haven, Wilkes-liar re. Pittston and Scniaton. 8 15 a in for Huzleton, Weatherly, Mauch Chunk. Allent"wn, Bethlehem. Easton, Philadelphia, New York, Delano and Pottsville. 9 30 a m for Hu/.leton, Delano, Mahanoy City, Hhenundoah and Mt. Carrael. 11 42u in for Weatherly, Mauch Chunk, Al lentown, Dethlelieui. Easton, Phila delphia. New York. Ha/.lelon, Delano, Mahanoy City, Shenandoah and Mt. Canuel. 1 1 5J II IU for White Haven, Wilkes-liarre, Seranton and the West. 4 44 nm for Weatherly. Maueh Chunk, Al lentowu. Bethlehem. Easton, Philadel phia, New York, lluzh t>n. Delano, Mahanoy City, Shenandoah. Mt. Cariuel and Pottsville. 0 35 ?) ni for Sandy Hun, White Haven, Wilkes-Barre, Seranton and all points West. 7 29 p m for Hazleton. AKRIVB AT FREEHAND. 7 34 am from Pottsville, Delano and Haz leton. 9 12 am from New York, Philadelphia, Eas ton, Bethlehem, Allentowu, Maueh Chunk. Weatherly, Hazleton. Mahanoy City, Shenandoah and Mt. Canned 9 30 am from Soranton, Wilkes-Barre and White Haven. 11 51 am from Pottsville, Mt. Carmel, Shen andoah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Hazleton. 12 48p m lrom New York, Philadelphia, Easton, Bethlehem, Allentowu, Mauch Chunk and Weatherly. 4 44 P ui from Seranton, Wllkes-Barre and White Haven. 6 35 P m from New York, Philadelphia, Easton, Bethlehem All en town, Mauch Chunk, Weatherly, Mt. Carrael, Shenan doah, Maliuuey City, Delano and Hazle ton. 7 29 ]> m from Seranton, Wilkes-Ilarrc and White Haven. For further information inquire of Ticket Agonts. KOLLIN H.WI LRUR. General Superintendent, 20 Cortlandt Street, New York City. CHAB. S. LEE. Genera) Passenger Ageut, 20 Cortlandt Street. New York City. G. J. GILDROY, Division Superintendent, Hazleton. Pa. THE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in effect March 10, 1001. Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo. Eckley, Hazle I'.rook, Stockton, Beaver Meadow Itoad, Bonn and Hazleton Junction at 000 a in, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 2 38 p ni, Sunday. Trains leave Drifton for Harwood,Cranberry, I'omhicken and Derinirer at 600 a m, daily except Sunday; and 707 a m, 238 p m, Sun- Trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junction, Harwood Itoad, Humboldt Head, Oneida and -theppton at 6 00 a m, daily except Sun day; and 7 07 a m, 2 38 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Harwood, Cranberry, Torohicken and Deringer at 636 a m, daily except Sunday; and 8 53 a in, 4 22 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida Junction, Harwood Koad, Humboldt Head, Oneida and Sheppton at 0 82, 11 10 a m, 4 41pm, dally except Sunday; and 7 37 a m, 3 11 p m Sunday. Trains leave Derinirer for Tomblcken, Cran berry, Hai wood, Hazleton Junction and Hoan at 5 (X) p ni, daily except Sunday; and 337 i am,507 pm, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt Itoad, Harwood Itoad, Oneida Junction, Hazle ton Junction and Been nt 7 11 am, 12 40, 520 p m, daily except Sunday; and 8 11 a m! 3 44 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Beaver Meadow Road, Stockton. Hazle Brook, Eckley, Jeddo and Drifton at 5 20 p m, dully, except Sunday: and 8 11 a ro, 3 44 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Juaction for Beaver Meadow Road, Stockton. Hazle Brook, Eckley. Jeddo and Drifton at 640 p m, daily, excentSunday; and 10 10 a m, 5 40 p m. Sunday. All trains connect at Hazleton Junction with olectric cars for Hazleton, Jeanesville, Auden nea *nd other poinU on the Traction Com pany's line. Train leaving Drifton at 000 a m makes connection at Deringer with P. R. R. trains for Wlkesbarre, Sunbury, Harrisburg and poiots LDTBBB O. SMITH. Supnrlntandsofc,