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FERRUARY26,I9O2. OVER THE OCEAN. An International show of St. Bernard dogs will be held next spring in Frank fort, Germany. Berlin economists say there is no sign of the end of the present com mercial crisis in Germany. Under a law passed two years ago the Hungarian government may sub sidize almost any kind of manufactory. The king of Sweden lias offered £3OO to the finder of a historical gold cra dle known or. Nt any rate, alleged to have been buried somewhere or other in the island of Tjorn. Boy bridegrooms are growing in number in London. There are four un der twenty-one in every hundred bride grooms. About sixteen girls under twenty-one per hundred get married. The chief of police of Taris lias of fered prizes to such French workmen us are capable of designing attractive toys for the holiday trade. Ilis object is to check the importation of toys from Belgium and Germany. in Spandau, near Berlin, a great mil itary center, a tax lias been put on uu tomatle orchestrions, which are becom ing an intolerable nuisance, as nearly every restaurant lias one. It is hoped that the tux will reduce the plague. The city of Berlin lias increased 12 per cent since 1805, and its suburbs are growing yet more rapidly. When these are united into a greater Berlin, the Germans' dream of a capital larger than Paris will come near to realiza tion. HORSES AND HORSEMEN. Ottawa ice races will begin Monday, Feb. 10. Mercury, 2:21, sire of Frank Cream er, 2:13%, etc., is dead. The Kentucky Trotting Horse Breed ers' association is out of debt. Susie .1.. 2:10%, by Jayhawker, may be offered at public auction next spring. It is likely that the Oil City (Pa.) Trotting association will be reorgan ized. Mascot, 2:04, pacing, was sold at auction in Philadelphia recently for S4OO. It ts definitely decided that John Kel ly will train and drive for James But ler's East View farm next season. Nelly A., 2:13, yearling record 2:2!)%, is in foal to Abdell, yearling record 2:23, and tlds is said to be the only conjunction of the kind. The Macon (Ga.) Fair association has elected for tlie ensuing year Harry M. Ruby president, Charles Moody vice president, C. C. Wood secretary and I. W. Gnstrop treasurer. FRUITS AND FLOWERS. All manure for the garden should be thoroughly rotted and fined. It does not pay to keep up an old orchard filled with worthless trees. In a majority of cases tlic cause of unfruitfulness in orchards is lack of plant food. There should be several kinds of small fruits on the farm in order to be sure of a supply. All things being equal, a young tree, after transplanting, will make a better growth than an older one. The pruning of Hie grape should be done early, in order to avoid bleeding, which is not only injurious to the vine, but unpleasant to see. There is no farm crop that draws so lightly upon the Soil as fruits. At the same time, however, liberal fertilizing will aid materially in growing good crops of fine fruits. SHORT STORIES. Blue eorai is but rarely found. In Massachusetts 44 per cent of the population are native born of native parents and 50 per cent are foreigners. It is stated on good authority that there are now 2,1)00 active Mormon prosolyters scattered widely over the world. There are now twenty-tlirec chapters of the Antltreating society in the Unit ed States and Canada, with a member ship of 3,000. In Colorado the canal system for ir rigation represents an outlay of over $25,000,000, ami several million acres of land are supplied with water as u .■•"suit. Watch the date on your paper HUMOR OF THE HOUR T"ie Trice of Likcrty. Roddy the Cinch breathed freely again. "Not guilty!" was the verdict. After many hours of terrible sus pense a jury of his peers, inlluenoed by the fervid eloquence and the falling tears of his lawyer, had declared that Roddy did not steal the safe, but that the crime was committed by his astral body while it was projected into a state of kleptomania. Turning, lie grasped the hand of his legal champion, Holdem I'ppharde, the celebrated criminal lawyer, who put in his time wearing noisy diamonds while the majority of his clients put in their time wearing bungles on their ankles at Sing Sing, Ossining, X. Y. "Well. Mr. I'ppharde, wot's de dam age?" Roddy the Cinch muttered un easily, thrusting one hand into his pocket with a deftness born of experi ence. "We'll call it only a thousand this time. Reddy," responded the lawyer. "A t'ousaml!" gasped Reddy. "A t'ousaml wot?" "A thousand frapped plunks and not a plunk less," the legal luminary re sponded grimly. Where were his tears now? "All I've got, you know, is a t'ousaml and a liver," protested Reddy. "I know. Rut you don't think I'd take all you have, do you?" the lawyer said indignantly. "Aw, of co'se not, of co'se not!" Red dy cried ironically. "Here's de dough, and I don't kick on givin' it up, but I hates to lose faith in human liatur'. 1 hates to see a bright lawyer like you so unperfessional." "So unprofessional?" growled the lawyer. "Dat's wot I said—so unperfession al." repeated Reddy the Cinch. "It ain't true, is it?" "What isn't true?" "Dat dere's honor even among thieves?" And, with an injured sigh, a tear in his eye and one little fiver in his pock et. Reddy the Cinch went out into the cold world to project his astral body in the direction of another portable safe.—Philadelphia North American. Thought It Wn* Cat chin K. Doctor Well, Mrs. Finnigau, the fact is if your husband doesn't take care he'll have delirium tremens. Mrs. Finuigan—Oeli, doethor, dear, an' would the children be apt ter ketch it too? Could ( onnt More. Mrs. Crimsonbeak—l see h.v this pa per that there are about ninety deaths in Shakespeare's plays. Mr. Crimsonbeak—Oh, I think I've seen Shakespeare's plays killed more times than that myself. Yonkers Statesman. Run Down. McJigger—What's the matter with your neck? Thingumbob—Bile. McJigger—Boil, eh? Thingumbob—No; bile; nutomo— —Philadelphia Press. Above Mortal Coninieut. Harriet—Cupid is always represented as a poor little urchin without any gar ments. Harry--Yes. That is done so that he will never go out of style.—Detroit Free Press. A SOKE cation. Passenger—Bless me, I'm afraid I haven't a cent! Must I get off the car? Conductor—Well, I can't let you ride, sir. You might go to the office ami re port the case to the superintendent.— Judge. Perpetually So. "This year will be the greatest in our history." "How do you know?" "Well, why shouldn't it be? Every other year has been." lndianapolis News. Went Affninnt lllm. "Oh, why did you eat that book of quotations?" nHked the mother gout. "Because it was labeled 'Food for thought,'" said the sick kid. "Well, you should have thought be fore you ate it."—Chicago News. Aftermath. "What uils Hammersmith?" asked Fosdick. "He had all the Christmas presents he bought charged," explained Kee dick. A Feminine Criticism. "She seems heartless." "Well, her complexion would be a good deal better if she were liverless." —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Goncrol Surprise. Bessie—l was surprised when Mr. Dashleigli asked me to marry him. Tessie— Everybody else was.—Ohio State Journal. A Patient Doctor. She—Married life has improved young Dr. Squalls very much. He—Yes; he takes it according to di rections. BrluKiiiic Her Hound. Bingo (tiptoeing into his wife's room, in a whisper)—l've brought three friends home to dinner unexpectedly, j Mrs. Bingo (aghast)— What! Bingo—Yes, 1 have. They're down j stairs. | Mrs. Bingo—You wretch! Bingo—Now, my dear, I couldn't get out of it. Mrs. Bingo (haughtily)— Then you'll , have to take the consequences. Bingo—But— Mrs. Bingo—You'll have to put up With practically nothing. Bingo—That's what I told them. Mrs. Bingo—You did? Bingo—Yes. I told them that they j needn't expect a single thing; that ! we'd scrape round in the kitchen if necessary and pick up whatever we could, and that, as I hadn't let you know, that was the best we could do. | Mrs. Bingo—What did you tell them i that for? j Bingo—lt's the truth, isn't it? Mrs. Bingo—Certainly not. As if it makes any difference to me now many friends you bring home! I'll show you!— London Tit-Bits. — A HiinwMtorm Indoor*. I On a very clear, cold night an even j ing party was given in a salon in Stockholm, Sweden. Many people were I gathered together In a single room, and it became so warm in the course of tlie evening that several ladies complained | of feeling ill. An attempt was made to raise a win i dow, but the sashes had been frozen i in their place, and it was impossible to ! move them. | In this situation, as it was absolutely ! necessary that air should he admitted, ! a pane of glass was smashed out. A | cold current at once rushed in, and at j the same instant flakes of snow were ! seen to fall to the floor in all parts of tlie room. The entrance of a frosty current into an atmosphere which was saturated with moisture had produced a snow ! fall indoors.—Nature. Eany to Settle. A famous lawyer once laid a singular case to settle. A physician came to him in great distress. Two sisters, liv ing in the same house, had babies of equal age, who so resembled each other that their own mothers were unable to distinguish them when they were to gether. Now, it happened that by tlie carelessness of the nurses the children had become mixed, and how were the mothers to make sure that they receiv ed hack their own infants? "But. perhaps," said the lawyer, "the children weren't changed at all." "Oh, hut there's no doubt they were changed!" said the physician. "Are you sure of it?" j "Perfectly." "Well, if that's tlie case, why don't you change them back again? I don't see any difficulty in the case." He Meant (lie Bird. A man once received as a present from a sea captain a line specimen of | the bird known as the laughing jack ass. As he was carrying it home he met j a brawny Irish navvy, who stopped him. "Phwat kind of burd is that, son ?" asked tlie man. "That's a laughing jackass," explain ed the owner genially, i The Irishman, thinking he was be ing made fun of, was equal tu the oc casion and responded, with a twinkle of the eye: "It's not yerself; it's tlie burd I mane, son*!"— London Spare Moments. Until of Microscopic Power. I Frofessor McKendrick in his presi ! dentin I address to the physiology sec | tion of the British association remark i ed that the smallest particle of matter that can be seen with our present mi croscopes is between one four-bun* ! dredth-thousandtli and one five-hun drodth-thousftndlh of an inch in diam eter. The diffraction of light in the microscope forbids the possibility of seeing stili smaller objects. Yet the living spores studied by physiologists are sometimes probably even smaller in size than the most minute particle that the must perfect miscroscope can show. Ground* For Divorce. A north side woman sat up till 1 o'clock the other morning waiting for her husband to come home. At last, weary and worn out with her lonely vigil, she went up stairs to retire only to discover the missing husband there fast asleep. Instead of going down town he had stolen up stairs aud crawl ed into bed, and it made his wife so mad she didn't speak to him fur a week.—Chicago News. Itoth Girl* Happy. "How is your daughter Edith, Mrs. Lakeside V" i "She is well and happy. You kuow j she is to he married on the 20th." j "Indeed. And how is your other daughter, Florence?" I "She is also well and happy. You know she got her divorce on the 10th." —Washington Times. An Accominoilatlnis Chemist. ! Chemist (to poor woman)— You must take tlsis medicine three times a day after meals. Patient—Hut, sir, I seldom get meals : these 'ard times. | Chemist (passing on to the next cus j tomer)—Then take it before them.— J London King. Likely to Hove It. ! "lie likes excitement," said the young j man. "So I supposed," replied the dear girl. "Why?" "Weil, his choice for a wife made that the natural inference."—Chicago Post MINTS FOR FARMERS Clover nil on Orchard Mnloli. Considerable publicity has been giv en to the remarks of W. T. Macoun of the experiment station at Ottawa, Canada, made at the American pomo logical meeting in discussing the reno vation of apple orchards. Mr. Macoun stated that the practice at the experi mental farm had been to grow clover In the orchard throughout the year. As the clover reached the blossoming stage it was cut and allowed to remain 011 the ground. The last growth of the clover in the autumn was not mowed, but permitted to stand as a cover dur ing winter. This system is in effect n combination of green manuring and mulching. It differs from the ordinary cultivation and cover crop system in that cultivation is left out of the pro gram in e. A rather too wide application of Mr. Mncoun's remarks has been made. He was careful to state that this practice pertained to their own orchard and was the outgrowth of peculiar soil and climatic conditions. The subsoil of this orchard is cold and impervious. The region in which it is situated is rarely visited with protracted droughts. The object in growing the clover is to aerate the soil, draw out its surplus moisture and protect the trees from the effect of severe freezing in winter. Undoubtedly the clover mulching plan may lie applied quite widely. I believe that it can be practiced with advan tage in many of the colder apple grow ing regions, but I do not think it would be the best plan to follow in sections where rainfall during the growing sea son was at all uncertain. In such sec tions cultivation is essential. The particular region described by Mr. Macoun is not a commercial fruit section. Apples are grown in an ama teur way, and fruit of line quality is produced, but no large areas are de voted to the industry.—Professor John Craig, Cornell University. Something? About Alfnlfn. Alfalfa is comparatively a new plant in this country, but in Asia it was known and cultivated before the dates of the most ancient history. It grew in abundance in Assyria and Persia and at an early day found its way to southern Europe, and thence with the Spanish conquerors to Mexico and Pe ru. It was grown to some extent, hut not appreciated, in the eastern states long before it was recognized as of ma terial value anywhere in this country. In portions of Bouth America it lias es caped from the fields and grows wild over large areas. It is now grown largely in all the arid and somiarid regions of the world and is everywhere recognized as the most valuable forage plant known for all sections where rainfall is scant. But it is by no means confined to arid sections, but is grown and esteemed where rainfall is abun dant. Its most perfect development, however, seems to lie where it can get sufficient moisture by means of its long taproot and does not have to de pend upon ruius. The CrenHewood. A plant which thrives in the arid re gion of the west is the grouse wood, the young plants of which have a milky sap aiul the old wood a resinous gum known to he soluble in certain hydro carbon solvents of rubber. Prom the young greasewood sap two inventors have discovered a method of making artificial India rubber. By this proc ess they are enabled to obtain a gum my mass of brown color, highly flex ible, elastic, combustible and seems to possess the characteristics of India rubber, except that it has rather a bal samic odor, differing from the odor of commercial rubber. The gum can be vulcanized by tlie addition of a quan tity of sulphur in the same manner as the india rubber of commerce. Growliitf Peoni!n. It is the fashion now in (leorgia to set pecan groves. The trees have been found to grow and thrive well in that climate, and they have varieties which bear nuts as much larger than the or dinary wild nut which we used to know as the improved chestnut is better than the small wild nut. Trees planted fifteen 10 twenty years ago are producing profitable crops, and hundreds of acres have been sot to them within the last ten years, while planting is going on now at a greater rate than ever before. One man near Columbus, (a„ is about to set eighty acres, and it may not be long before we see them coming by the carload for our Christmas nut trade.—American Cultivator. Market "on tlie Hoof.** A farm should, first of all, produce everything that can be consumed, then crops to he sold, and the less of the latter the better. Stock should be kept sufficient to consume all food products, and the corn, oats, bay, etc., should he marketed "on the hoof." Why sell cattle or hogs to feeders when they may lie fed at home?— Farm and ttauch. Corn Crop of 111(11. Tlie average yield per acre of corn in this country for 1901 is the lowest on record—two bushels less than that of 1881, long the record breaker fol low average. The average for last year was put at sixteen bushels, and the average for that of 1900 was twen ty-five bushels. The Corn State*. In 1900 Texas produced loss corn than Illinois, lowa. Nebraska. Missou ri, Kansas and Indiana and more than any other of the states. The farm value of Texas corn for 1901 is put at $38,022,508. Jig] I The Quality! | I Tie Price! I I The Store!! || yi ® rsni ® m Liiree 1 pi . pi I otential || I Points I ||| ABOUT OUR BUSINESS to which we wish || rpjTj to call your attention. They are the three things fSJ Lrji that invariably influence all buyers of furnishings, pjjl (A hats, caps, shoes, etc. (=] Concerning THE QUALITY of the goods we Ifgj [—ijj make this our first consideration. Our experience 3j Srri tells us how these should be made, as well as how pi UcJ they are made. Our goods bear the stamp and G ([HI quality of excellence, merit and good workmanship, [p i] . pi En Concerning THE PRlCE.—there is not an ex- hrj G orbitant priced article in our whole stock. ,G Pj You are not making blindfolded purchases when you I® [rtJl buy of us, for the article you buy of us has the value fra [ipl in it, dollar for dollar, in the price we ask. p] G Concerning THE STORE, our place is a "home G P store"—a placi where you can buy and be at home P [tHJ while so engaged, or even when inspecting our p jgl stock anil inquiring prices. Customers are treated pi rjn considerately, fairly and courteously. Our reputa- (3] tion is wrapped up in our store and we are particular S lis about the impression created upon our visitors. HI I McIEMMirS I pi Gents' Furnishing, In p Hat and Shoe Store. p p South Centre Street. P jklll pli^Jlp¥i V The Cure that Cures i p Coughs, £ p Grippe, (k \ Whooping Cough, Asthma, J 4 Bronchitis and Incipient f> j)' Consumption, Is £■} [olio si The GrERMAN REMEDY" Sr Cures tiw wit-ax\4 \vww\ A'wascs. / Wilkesßarre Record Is the Best Paper ill Northeastern Pennsylvania ... It contains Complete Local, Tele graphic and (icneral News. Prints only the News that's fit to Print.... 50 Cents a Month, ADDRESS. $0 a Year by Mail The Record, CARRIBRS "- WILKEB.B.RR.. PA . Wm. Wehrman, "Vv7" atch.man.er. Repairing a Specialty. Thirty-four Year's Experience. Next to Neußurger's'Store. RAILROAD TIMETABLES LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD. June 2, 1901. AIIKANNIRNEN'i' or PASSENGER TRAINI. LEAVE FLLEKLANJ). 6 12 m for Weatherly, Mauch Chunk Allentown, liethlchnn, hustou, Phila delphia uud New York. 7 34 U in for Sandy RUM, White Haven, Wilkes-Uarre. J'ittst>n and Scniutou. 8 15 a in for ilczleton, Wentherly, Mauch Chunk. Alieiii.wii, Petbleheni. Easton, Philadelphia, New York, lieiuMo and Pottsville. 9 30 •' ni for lia/leton, Delano, Mahanoy City, Mieiißiidoali and V.t,. Cnimel. 1 1 42 a m for Wentherly. Mnueli Chunk, Al- Joiltown, Del hit hem, Eustun, Phila delphia, New York. Ila/.letou, Delano, Mahanoy City, tShciiundoah and Mt. Carmei. | 115 ' a ui for White Daren, Wilkes-liurre, Seranton anil the West. 4 44 Pin for W'eatherly, Maueh Chunk, Al lcntown. Hethlehem. East on, Philadel phia, New York, Ha/.leton, Delano Mnhaimy City, Shcnaiidoab. Mt. Curmel end Pottsville. 6 35 p ni lor Sandy Hun, White Haven, Wilkes-Uarre, Seranton and all points West. 7 29 p in for Hazleton. ARRIVE AT FREELANU. 7 34 a in from Pottsviiie, Delano and Huz leton. 9 12 a in from New York, Philadelphia, Eas toii. Itet lile belli, A lien town. Mauch Chunk. Weatherly, Hazleton, Mahanoy City, Shenandoah and Mt. Carmei 9 30. a in from Seranton, Wilkes-Duire and White Haven. 1151 am from Pottsviiie, Mt. Carmei, Shen andoah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Haslet on. 12 48p ui from New York, Philadelphia, Past on, JJothichcro, Allentown, Mauch Chunk and Weatherly. 1 44 P n from Seranton, Wilkes-Uarre and White Haven. 6 35 ]> tn from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, Hethlehem Allentown, Mauch Chunk. Wont her I j , Mt. Carmei, Shenan doah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Huzlo ton. 7 29 P m from Seranton, Wilkes-Uarre and White Haven. For further information inquire of Ticket HOLPIN 11. W LHT7R.General Superintendent, 20 Cortlundt street. New York City. ''HAS. S. LKR. General Passenger Agent, 80 Cortlandt Street. New York City. G. J. GILDKOY, Division Superintendent, Hazleton, Pa. DELAWARE, FUBQVEHAKNA AND 1 SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in effect March 10,1001. Trains leave Driftou for Jed do. Eekley, Hozle Hrook, Stockton, Denver Meadow Kond, Moan and Hezh ton Junction at 000 a m, daily except Sunday: nnd 7 07 a m, 2 89 r ni, Sunday. Trains leave Drift on for Harwood,Cranberry, LomliiCken and Dt ripper at BliO a ni, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 2 lib n m. Sun lav. Trains leave Prifton for Oneida .Tunotion. Harwood Koad, Humboldt Road, Oneida and heppton at 800 a ni, daily except Sun lay; and 7 0i a m, 2 38 p m, Sunday. 'I rains leave Hazleton Junction for Harwood, Cranberry, Torabickcu and Deringer at 0 85 a n, dvilj except Sunday; and a 63 a m, 4 22 p m. Sunday. K ' Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida Junction, Harwood Hood, Humboldt Koad, Oneida and Sheppton at 0 :2.1110 a m, 4 41 p m daily except Sunday; and 737 a m, 311 Dm' Sunday. * Trains leave Deringer for Tomhlcken, Cran berry. Hut wood, Hazleton Junction and Konn at 5 01) p m. daily except Sunday; and 337 a m, 5 07 p no, Sunday. Trains leave Hhcpptor for Oneida, Humboldt Road, Harwood Hoed, Oneida Junction Ha?>e. ton Junction snd K>en at 7 11 a ni, 12 40, 528 P n? Suntf ?* CepT Bund W 6Dd 811 am, 844 2S Trains U'h y c HaiWcn Junction for Reaver Meadow Road, Stoi kton. Hazle Brook. Ecklev Joddo and Drift-on at, 5 411 p m da ii v ' Oloot't Sunday: end 10 10 n ni, 0 40 p m, Sunday.' All trains oonneot nt Hazleton Junction wllh eleotru-carp for Her.loton, Jeancvllle. Audcn. piny'Vune '' on tbe ' l ' r ttl "n Com. Train leavlnsr Drlfton at #0(1 a m makes nrnSSiS on a, a De Inger with P. R. K. trains for '' n Harriaburg and points LDTDBB 0. SMITH hup.rlntandsot,