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McKinley, like oar other two as sassinated presidents, left only a small fortune. The International Seasickness asso ciation and the Amalgamated Hay Fe ver society should fuse and break into politics. Arizona olives are said to be better ♦han the imported ones. Evidently nobody has found out, as yet, how to adulterate them. The mission of the new problem sto ry is said to be "not to settle prob lems. but to raise them." Most people can raise their own problems without any assistance. The new woman is in the medical profession to stay. The fl-st of the class obtained her diploma in 1849. There are now COGO women graduates in medicine in this country. Electricity is finding additional favor in Sweden. The government of that country is figuring upon utilizing it as the motive power upon all the rail roads of that country. The supera bundance of water power in Sweden renders this easily possible. New England still holds the record for density of population in the United Ktates. Rhode Island has 407 inhabi tants to the square mile, Massachusetts 249. New Jersey comes third with 250 gtnd Connecticut fourth with 187. There are only lour other states—New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Ohio— which have more than 100 inhabitants to the square mile. A suction dredge has been specially constructed at Richmond, Va., for use in the southwest pass of the Mississippi river. The craft is able to steam at the rate of 10 knots In hour. If it can be operated in rough water, which no dredge yet in tented has been able to do, it may aolve the problem of reaching the gold bearing sands underlying the ocean off Cape Nome. America's latest invasion has dis rupted the ancient glass-blowing in dustry of Belgium. An American firm has paid ?i0.000,000 for the principal r;lass-blowing business in that country. Consequently there is a new impetus Ugaiust American methods, and the Belgian parliament has been asked to "'keep the rascals out." The decline In the glass industry in Belgium, and its wonderful facilities for continuing St, led the American investors to save it. From France and not America romcs the latest novelty in insurance, lays a London correspondent of the Pittsburg Dispatch. Up to the pres rnt the Yankees have led the way in innovations, and many of them have been so popular that they have been grafted on to English and French sys tems, but so far no Americau com pany has been bold enough to insure it candidate for parliamentary honors against risk of failure at the polls. A French company, however, has under taken this work. The cost of harvesting wheat on the Pacific coast has been so lessened by the use of automobiles that a greater amount of the grain can be produced at the same actual expense than in the Argentine Republic, where labor costs only a fraction of a dollar a day. The Jargo automobile traction engines, now used in California, am of 50 horse power, and are provided with driving wheels CO inches in diameter. They do the plowing, planting ana harvest ing, in their proper seasons. One trac tion engine performs the triple work of plowing, harrowing and planting in one operation. The skin of the Canadian black bear brings from_sls to SSU. THE TWO SIDES OF IT. There was a girl who always said Her fate was very hard : From tho one thing she wanted most She always was debarred. There always was a cloudy spot Somewhere within her sky ; Nothing was over quite just right, She used to say, und sigh. And yet her sister, strange to say, Whose lot was quite the same, Found something pleasant for herself In every day tliut came. Of course things tangled up sometimei. For just a little while ; But nothing ever staid ail wrong, She used to say and smile. So one girl sighed and one girl smiled Through ail their lives together; It didu't come from luck or fate, From clear or cloudy weather. The reason iay within their hearts, And colored all outside; One chose to hope and one to mope. And so they smiled and sighed. —Priscilla Leonard, in Yonkers Statesman. \ The Turtle Doves. [ "It is very kind of Clincher to make a present of two turtle doves, Samuel. I wouldn't have thought it of him." "Clincher's fond of us, Maria." "But its only a week ago ho got them for himself, Samuel, and here they are." Maria presented her husband with two doves in a wicker cage. Spofflns had a general belief in human nature, but he had not implicit faith in Clincher. The doves, however, cood so prettily and looked so innocent that Spofflns became enthusiastic about Clincher's present. The cage was hung up outside the kitchen door, where the doves cooed and cooed. "Just like a married couple, Maria," remarked Spofflns. "Yes, Samuel." "Stuck in a cage and can't get away from each other —so fond of kissing, 1 mean." Tho doves cooed all day, and Spofflns swaggered about the garden proud of being the proprietor. At daybreak Spofflns awoke with a start. "What's that?" "Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo!" "It's —no it isn't, Maria." "Yes it is, Samuel; it's Clincher's birds." Sleep was impossible, so the Spof finses came down to breakfast in the early morning. "I wish those birds wasn't quite so affectionate, Maria —lisen to 'em." "Coo, coo, coo coo!" "It doesn't sound so lovely as it did." "No they den't, Maria. I'll put them down the garden." Spofflns did so, with tho suspicion of a wish that some prowling cat might make a meal off them. The neighbor at the bottom of the garden soon sent in to have them re moved, as the noise disturbed his household. Spofflns brough them into the house, where they cooed louder than ever. "Clincher is a smart man," mut tered Samuel, as he saw the reason of his friend's generosity. Then the Spofflnses couldn't stand the row any longer; so they gave Jane a holiday, as she also was getting ill with the cooing. Locking up the house, they went to Bushey Park. On their return they found the let ter box filled with complaints from the neighbors about the doves, who, hear ing Samuel and Maria enter, cooed, seemingly, louder than ever. "I'll make them a present to Plumpthimble," shouted Spofflns, as the fiendish idea took possession of him. Unhooking the wicker cage he flew round to Plumpthimbles, and made him a present of the doves. The Plumpthimbles were overjoyed —nothing could exceed Spofflns kind ness—they were just what they had always longed for. Spofflns received their thanks with gloomy reserve, and went home. He, Maria, and Jane passed a quiet night and had breakfast without the usual irritating accompaniment of cooing. But, alas! only a day elapsed and the birds were returned. Plumpthimble didn't want them. "What shall we do?" sobbed Mrs. S., as the cooing began again. "Do? Why, give 'em to Stiffbaek," replied Spofflns. The birds had not been five minutes in the house when they were sent to Stiffbaek as a present, with the kind est greetings. That evening the Stiff backs called and thanked Spofflns exuberantly for such a thoughtful and delightful gift. On the following day, however, back came the doves with a message from them. With an expedition horn of subdued anger, Spofflns sent them to Miss Shiver of Sparrowfleld Park. "An old maid's sure to like them," said Spofflns, considering within himself that he had finally got rid of them lor good. Jane returned with tho doves in a very short time, with a message from Miss Shiver to say that she had kept doves before, and didn't want them. "Nobody seems to want them," groaned Spofflns, and then in dispalr he sent them to the Red Lion Hotel, which let apartments to newly mar ried couples. The proprietor thought tho present a very delicate compliment, and he thought his guests would appreciate the novelty. Tito business of the hotel declined so rapidly after forty-eight hours cooing that it seemed probable that the doves would be its only tenants. The landlord was not a man to give anything back or away, so he organ ized a raffle for tho doves. One night at the hotel, Spoffln was asked to join a raffle. Without troubling himself as to what the raffle was he paid half a crown and selected hit number. Next morning he received the con gratulations of the landlord of the Red Lion. He had won the doves! There was a pigeon pie at the Spefr fins's for supper that evening; the bird cage is empty, and no cooing is heard now in the vicinity of Spoliins's residence. —Pick-Me-U p. REGULARS AT DRILL. Hon tli* Soldier® Are Trained in the Tac tic* of Today. Any one who has a nice precipitous defile to rent for .strenuous picnic par ties can find a two days' tenant by addressing the commanding officer of the United States troops at Fort Wayne. This Is the time of year when Uncle Sam's hoys are having their schooling in the practice of real war, and all that is lacked by the battalion of the 14th infantry here is a nice defile. The program of operations laid out by Capt. Patten includes almost every form of military action that infantry Is likely to he called upon to perform, and in the list is a day set apart for practice in guarding a defile and another for forcing the passage of a defile. All that is lacking is the natural setting for the maneuvers. The training which the battalion Is now undergoing is exceedingly varied and each day has a different drill. The program takes two months to complete and includes scouting, practice marches, advance and rear guard duty, intrenching patrols, signalling, sick re lief and outpost duty. One day a con voy is to be attacked, another an out post carried, and again advance and rear guard formation in passing through a town is to bo taught. A number of very exciting skirmishes have been fought in the scouting which has been done. At one time a whole detachment of the scouts who were trying to slip past the guards Into Fort Wayne under command of a cap tain, were neatly ambushed and cap tured before they had time to escape from the trap. A feature of the practice that shows the different conceptions of army ac tion between American and European military men, is the dependence placed upon the non-commissioned officers. They are sent out in command of de tachments and are expected to carry out the movements ordered on their own initiative, while in continental armies all orders come from the officers and their men are but machines. The difference is shown when American regulars are thrown into tight pinches and in emergencies when every man must think for himself. Twice a week all the companies at the fort engage in battalion, which is in reality a rehearsal of the move ments of a battle of the modern sort. There is no posing or drawing of the men up in useless lines. They are used as they would be in real fighting and taught to advance and retreat with the greatest efficiency and safety. At the start the companies are put in double line at one end of the parade ground, which is supposed to be be yond the enemy's range, one company in reserve. Then, rushing in platoons, half the line companies trot forward and drop to cover the advance of the remainder by their fire. Tiie second set of platoons likewise rush forward to fill up the breaks in the line, and by their fire cover the second rush of their comrades. As the advance con tinues the platoons break up ' into squads of eight, for the smaller the units of movement the less the loss in hit. Finally they are far enough for ward for a charge, and then the line concentrates with a last sweeping fire from the distance of 200 yards from the mythical intrenchments. Then, with a yell that has become familiar to Filipino ears, they cover the remaining distance at a gallop, firing at will. It is all very life-like and the realism is not diminished by the fact that most of the men in the charging, firing, yelling lines have car ried out the grim reality of the thing in many a furious overseas fight, where the little brown men of the trop ic Islands have been the foe and the charge was directed against very real intrenchments sputtering with Mauser fire. —Detroit Journal. VVliero lie Fill • I. The other morning a youthful des perado appeared at a police court to answer to a charge of shop-breaking. He undertook his own defence, and did it well up to a certain point. Then, however, came an utter col lapse. "I didn't break into the shap, yer woshup." he told the chairman of the bench. "I just fell into it." And then, seeing the astonishment this announcement created in the court he went on to explain: "Yer sees, it wos this way. I was agoin' for a walk when I 'appened to bump agin the shop door. The win der (fanlight) over the door fell down an' I climbed up to put it right agin. Just as I'd nearly got it right I overbalanced an' fell into the shop. As soon as I'd picked myself together agin I climbed out agin the same way. It wes just then that the bobby saw me an' collared me." "But," said tiio chairman blandly, "how came it that you had half a dozen mouth organs in your pocket?" After a thoughtful pause the youth ful prisoner shook his head. "That licks me," he replied, gloomi ly. "That's just the bit as I can't explain."—Tit-Bits. There are now 1142 different subma rine cables, with a total length of 19,- BSII miles, owned hy governments, and 318 cables, altogether 146,000 miles long, in the hands of companies. BEDFELLOWS IN MEXICO. Experience of a Traveler Wlille Fanning Through That Country. "I had a rather unhappy experience once, myself," said a listener, "but It was at a time when my nerves could not stand a great deal, and the shock was no surprise to me. I was really happy when I found that my eyes had played me no trick and that the things about me were real things, j I had journeyed down into Mexico, for the purpose of spending some time. The trip was partly a business trip, and partly for such pleasures as I could get out of an experience in a country that was new to me. I ought to say here that I had never been in a tropi cal country. My life had been spent in the north, and whatever I knew about many of the forms of life in tropi cal sections was altogether theoretical I had merely read about many of the things, but I learned afterwards that thore were many things I had never dreamed of evon in moments when my mind was inclined to conjure with the horrors of uneven sleep. Well, I found myself In Mexico, I was in the wilds of Mexico, and that, whero one could find but few of the comforts known to the more advanced ways of living. I stopped with an old Mexican one night, and he put me in a dumpy little room off to myself. I slept on thg floor, or rather I started to sleep on the floor and it was a dirt floor at that. I coiled up on a mattress made of some light material. I had just closed my eyes when I felt something scramble rapidly over my forehead. It started me a bit, but I kept cool and still to see if it would happen again. It happened in less time than it takes to tell it. This thing kept up until the experiment was disorganizing my nerves, and I could stand it no longer. I got up and started out, and I felt the same thing happening to my feet. Partly panic stricken, I rushed into the room of the old Mex ican. "Something in yonder," I said, pointing toward my room. He took in the situation at once, and assured me that it was all right He struck a light and went to the room with mo to assure me that there was no danger. When I got back to my room I was paralyzed. Crawling over the walls of the hut and scramping over the floor, over the mattress on which I had lain, and running here and there, and eyerywhere, was a perfect army of lizards of all sizes, ages and varie ties. I told the Mexican to leave me the light, and that I would occupy the room for the night. And so I did. But I did not sleep, for I did not want the lizards however harm loss and companionable they might be, to convert my face and forehead into a promenade. This wound up my ex perience in Mexico and I scampered over the border as soon as possible, and since that time tne wilder regions in the tropics have had no fascination for me." —New Orleans Times-Demo crat. The Ideal School Teacher. The teacher must teach more, and know more; he must be a living foun tain, not a stagnant pool. He should not be a dealer in dessicated, second hand knowledge, a mere giver out and hearer of lessons. That is the chief and humiliating difference between our secondary teachers and those abroad, who are mostly doctors of philosophy, as they should be. If we could move many university professors to the col lege many college professors to the high school, many high school teach ers lo the grammar school, and some grammar school teachers with at least a sprinkling of college graduates, into the kindergarten it would do much. In the German and French school the teacher is one who knows a great deal about his subject, and is nearer to original sources; who tells the great truths of the sciences almost like sto ries, and who does not affect the airs and methods of the university profes sor. Very many secondary teachers are masters and authorities. Here, most of our university pedagogy is a mere device for so influencing high school principals and teachers as to correlate curricula, in order to corral In students, and little Interest is taken in the grammar grades and none in the kindergarten.—The Forum. None Could Climb It. Fifteen hundred people saw a Mal tese sailor try to fix a flag to the pole In Jackson square and fall. He climbed almost to the top and then slid to the bottom. But he v/as not discouraged. Once more ho tried to get to the top, but it was not to be. He got about half way up, and again his strength gave way and he had to come to the bottom. But still ho was not dismayed. He tried the task again and again. He seemed to think he was til* man for that job, and he wanted to make a showing before the crowd there assem bled, but he failed. He could not climb the pole, and so the idea of hav ing a flag on the top of the staff had to be abandoned. Several others essayed to do that which the Maltese had tried and failed, bu. they had no better luck, and so the attempt was given up, and the tall est flag pole In the city remains with out a flag, for the reason nobody with nerve and skill enough could be found who would venture to make the as cent —Now Orleans Tlmos-Democrat. Iceland'* Conatbln Ciciirottn f^nre. The cigarette smoking mania has lately broken out with excessive viru lence among the boys and girls in Ice land. A proposal to cop© with the nuisance is being considored by the municipal authorities of Reykjavik. It will, if adopted, empower any male or female adult to box the ears of a ju venile offender, annex his or her weed and impound the 6tock of cigarettes. SCIENCE AND INDUS TRY. Brazilian carbon, which is worth about $45 per karat, or about four times the value of ordinary diamonds, is used in drilling some of the gold mines of South Africa. The suggestion has recently been made that for permanent record sheets aluminum might be used to advantage, instead of paper. Aluminum can be rolled to a thinness of 1-250 of an inch, and in this shape it is no bulkier and rather lighter than paper. During the past summer months ex periments were made in Austria to de termine why the modern method of destroying hail-clouds by the use of artillery sometimes fails. The experts found that failure was due usually to the employment of too small gun 3 or too little powder. Is the spectrum of a solid or liquid body veritably continuous, as is usu ally declared, or only apparently so? If we admit that a material molecule is made up of an assemblage of a num ber of particles, each one of which can emit only radiations of a single special period, the number of different radia tions contained in any spectrum what ever is necessarily Unite and conse quently the continuity shown experi mentally can only be apparent. There has been added to the exhib its at the Glasgow exhibition a new telescope gun sight, the invention of Sir Howard Grubb, F. R. S. This sight is on a totally new principle, there being neither back nor fore sight re quired. Aim is taken through a small lens, when an image of a bright cross is thrown by an optical contrivance a long distance in front of the gun, and in line with the barrel, which image forms the foresight. For aiming it is only necessary to superpose the cross on whatever object it is desired to hit. Benjamin C. Tilgham, inventor of the process for reducing wood to pulp, for paper making, by the aid of sul phurous acid, died recently in Phila delphia. He discovered the principle accidentally, from having noted the effect that sulphurous acid had on wooden barrels in which it was stored. His first patent was taken odt in 18(19. Other inventors soon followed him into the same field, and the result is that today very little material beside pulp wood is used in paper making. The lowest grades of paper are made from ground wood, while the better grades contain more or less sulphite or chem ically digested pulp, or cellulose. Tho last vestige of worth in the su gar beet is to be exhausted by the con version of beet sugar molasses into neutral spirits. After the extraction oi the sugar the pulp remaining is used as cattle feed, but there has been much waste in tho disposition of the molasses. Now a distillery in Michi gan is giving a money value to this by-product. Heretofore only small quantities of rum have been made from this molasses and that industry is con fined to the vicinity of Boston. But the readiness with which the Molasses may bo converted into spirits opens up a new industry wherever the sugar beet thrives. The process is simple. The molasses is allowed to ferment, ar.d from this comes neutral spirits of 100 percent proof, used mainly in compounding, for preserving speci mens, and for use in the arts. One gallon of molasses will yield throe fourths of a gallon of spirits. THE STORY OF THE SWORD. Fnglaml Practically Loadu In tli Mnnn faoturo of Them. The date of the first production of swords at Sheffield is lest in antiqui ty, and very little is known of the early history of sword manufacture in England. There is, however, a picture in existence copied from a manuscript, psalter of the timo of King Stephen, which shows two men engaged in grinding a sword blade. About the year 1689 serious inter national considerations roused England to the necessity of competing with tho world in the manufacture of swords. A movement was inaugurated in Cum berland for the purpose of making hol low ground sword blades. Mills were erected by a company of cutters, and a considerable number of German ar tificers were employed, but the work was very inferior and the project failed. In 1783 the sword sellers of London petitioned the lords of the treasury for to import German swords free of duty. This extraordinary ap plication called forth an indignant pa triotic protest. A few years later the supremacy of the British made sword was finally established without a doubt. Ten thousand cavalry swords were required by the East India com pany and the order was divided be tween English and German makers. Of this order Mr. Gill of Birmingham se cured a large share. A special ma chine was suggested by Matthew Bol ton for testing the swords. In this machine each blade was forced into a curve reducing from 30 inches to 29 inches. The result was that 2G50 of those made by Mr. Gill bore the test and only four were rejected. Of the Ger man swords 1400 were accepted and 28 rejected. Immediately the fame of Mr. Gill spread over Europe and in a short time officers of the German army were his principal customers. Since then English Arms have practically led the sword making industry and Sheffield steel has become world famous.—Lon don Mail. Oats are cultivated in a corner of the Boston Common, where grass would not grow. PEARLS OF THOUGHT. He who makes a practice of deceiv ing others is often the worst fooled man in the crowd. The grave of each conquered sin is an earthwork behind which we can fight and conquer a greater evil. A debt paid when needed is doubly thanked and heeded, but a debt too long delayed ie oft but half way paid. Those who dislike us serve us in a certain way, for they put us on our mettle to disprove their disbelief in us. Mock modesty, like a patch, is used to cover a hole, a place where the in tegrity of the cloth or character is broken or wholly lacking. When a good mother's teachings leave manhood's best lessons unlearned and his self respect failing, no wife, however loving, can reform him. Misfortune is a tide that sweeps small souls under and drowns little minds and bears great and brave ones on to noble and generous heights. . A Bad manners soil fine clothes from within worse than contact with the world does from without, and courtesy and kindness win where force fails. We seldom forgive those we hava <.* Injured, and the effort to justify our selves makes us willing, aye, eager, to believe any false or evil rumor we can place between them and our con science. Our enemies do us little vital harm in speaking evil of us, for the friend ship that crumbles under the lash of an evil tongue is best put away as good riddance of bad rubbish, with thanks to those who unconsciously saved us from lavishing tho best in us on an unworthy object. BIG NEW ENCLAND FAMILY. DMCuniletl from Ilcnjiimin Kielflier, Who Cnmo Over in lUO2. About 300 descendants of Robert _ Fletcher, who came from England to T Concord in 1630, gathered in Lorimer hall, Tremont Temple, on Sept. 4, to celebrate the quarter centennial of the organization of tho Fletcher family union. The president, Austin B. Fletcher of New York City, presided and intro duced Rev. Mr. Staples of Lexington, who, in a brief prayer, evoked the di vine blessing on their deliberations. In a brief address the president told of William and Mary, sovereigns of Eng land, having sent to the colonies in 1692 Benjamin Fletcher to govern New York, and said that the Fletchers have since then been found in gubernatorial chairs from Missouri to Vermont. He spoke of the advantage of unions of this kind in bringing together long separated relatives and strengthening family ties, and said that this fact had been emphasized during the quar ter century's existence of the union. Prot William I. Fletcher of Amherst college followed with a few words of greeting, and indulged In humorous W reminiscences of past meetings which he had attended. He described at some length the branch of ihe family to which he belonged, and then passed on to a more general consideration. He said there is now a tendency to wor ship an ancestry, as is shown by the desire to study family and town his tories. Photographs of houses still stand ing, originally occupied by members of the Fletcher family as early as 1G53 and 1696, were shown and passed among the audience. It was announced that the oldest person present was Mrs. Maria L. Needham, aged 85, and the youngest Master Charles Warren Fletcher, aged 1 year. The oldest mem ber of the union is a lady 98 years old, whose infirmities prevented her at tendance. A letter was read from Sen ator Redfleld Proctor of Vermont, a member of the family, whose absence j was due to the presence of Vice-Presi dent Roosevelt In that state.—Boston Transcript. Tho Mnrdorer and Captain Kvrvte*. McGloin was a young ruffian who had murdered a saloon keeper at a midnight raid on his place. He was the fellow who the night before he was hanged invited the chief of de tectives to "come over for tho wake; they'll have a devil of a time." For six months Byrnes had tried every thing to bring tho crime home to him. but in vain. At last he sent out and had McGloin and his two pals arrested, but so that none of them knew of the plight of the others. McGloin was tak en to Mulberry street and orders were given to bring the others in at a cer tain hour 15 or 20 minutes apart. Byrnes put McGloin at the window in his office while he questioned him. Nothing could bo got out of him. As he sat there a door was banged below. Looking out, he saw one of his friends V led across tne yard in charge of po licemen. Byrnes, watching him nar rowly, saw his check blanch; but still his nerve held. Fifteen minutes passed; another door banged The murderer, .ooking out, saw his other pal led in a prisoner. He looked at Byrnes. The chief nodded. "Squealed, both." It was a lie, and it cost the man his life. "The jig is up, then," he said, and told the story that brought him to the gallows.—Jacob Rils, in The Out look. Human Nnturr. Tommy—lf I had a million dollars, Billy, I'd give you half. Billy—You don't mean it. Presently Tommy picked up a 10- ccnt piece and he never said a word about sharing it with Billy. There's a good deal of grown-up human na ture in boys.—Boston Transcript. , The carat used in estimating the V I weight of gems is a grain of Indian i wheat I