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FREELAND, PA., OCTOBER 14. 1901. 1 THE LICK LENS. Kffeet Upon It of the Ileal Prom a Man'i Hand. Some years ago the writer paid a vis it to A Wan Clark at Cainbridgeport to witness the testing of the huge lens for the famous Lick telescope. At the end of the long, dark room the largest Hint g-lass then, hi the world was set up on edge. From a distance of about fifty feet a pencil of light was flashed into the heart of the disk and reflected back Into tlie observer's eye. The slightest Imperfections, if any, in the glass would then be revealed'by the curves of light and the lines of-polarization. "Now," said Mr. Clark, "I will show you the wonderful sensitiveness of the lens to outside Influences. Every hu man body gives out heat and when brought near to extremely sensitive substances affects them to a greater or less extent. Now watch." lie walked down to the lens and held his baud under It about two feet away. Instantaneously a marvelous spectacle burst Into view. It seemed as if the great glass disk had become a living volcano* spurting forth Jets of flame. The display WJAS dazzling. Waving, leaping, dancing, the countless tongues of light gleamed and vibrated; then, fit fully, reluctantly, they died away, leav ing the lens reflecting only a pure, un troubled light. "What is It? How do you account foivthe wonder?" were the euger ques tions. "I< is only the radiation of heat alter nately expanding and contracting the glass. If 1 hud put my hand upon the lens itself, the phenomenon would have been even more violent." To a person ignorant of lenses the al most siqxTnatural sensitiveness of a mass of glass weighing several hun dred pounds was astonishing, hut to the scientist It is an everyday matter, for he has instruments that will regis ter with unfailing nicety the approach of a person fifty or a hundred feet away.—Youth's Companion. CONQUERED HER RIVAL. A Pretty AJid Pathetic Story of Jenny l.ind and Grlat. We have recently read a beautiful Incident. Jenny Llnd and Grisi were both rivals for popular favor In Lon don. Both were Invited to sing same night at a court concern before .tlie queen. Jenny Llnd, being the younger, sang first and was so dis turbed by the fierce, scornful look of Grisi that she was at the point of failure when suddenly an Inspiration came to her. The accompanist was striking the chords. She asked him to rise and took the vacant seat. Her lingers watiiftoci'd over the keys in a loving prelude, und then she sang a little prayer wl)'k*li she had loved 'as a child. She hadn't sung it for years. As she sang* she was no longer in the pres ence of royalty, but singing to loving friends Iji her fatherland. Softly at first the plaintive notes floated oh the air, swelling louder and Holier every moment. The singer seemed to throw her whole soul Into that weird, thrilling, plaintive "pray er." Gradually the song died away ajid enlue of benefit to both classes. The scope of the commission's labors has neces sarily been wide. We have gone over a tremendous field. I took up the work of securing a commission of this churacter In the Fifty-third congress. It was passed by the Fifty-fourth con gress, but failed to secure the signa ture of the president. Finally the bill was passed with certain modifications, such as the addition of congressional members. My bill originally provided that it should be made up entirely of civilians ami that there should not be a majority from any party. I think It will IH conceded by congress that the commission has done a valuable work." The New Chilean Mlnlnter. Don Joaquin Walker Martinez, who has been appointed Chilean minister at Washington to succeed Senor Vicuna, who recently died at Buffalo, is a cousin of Don Carlos Walker Mar tinez, a celebrated poet, orator and politician of Chile. lie was born at Santiago and is about fifty years of age. lie was formerly engaged In business on an extensive scale and was a member of the Chilean congress at the time of the revolt against Bal maceda in 1891. In the provisional government which was subsequently established Don Joaquin held the office of minister of finance. He afterward threw up his position because the pro visional council of state was consti tuted without giving any representa tion to the Conservative party,of which lie was a member. This action brought the other revolutionary leaders to terms, and representatives of the Con servative party were admitted to the council of state. Minister Martinez then resumed the portfolio of minister of finance and held It until Admiral Montt became president of Chile. I'pcmnlnre Retirements. Secretary Root has determined that army officials shall not bo prematurely retired if there is any chance of keep ing them on the active list and having them render some service to their country. In the case of a Junior army surgeon recommended for retirement by a board, which included in its mem bership two officers of the medical de partment. Secretary Root overruled the findings of the board and decided that the officer, who, by the way, is anxious to continue on active duty, need not go on the retired list. It de veloped that if the officer was retired he would probably practice his profes sion, and Secretary Root finds that some of the officers retired for disabili ty thereupon engage in commercial or professional pursuits which do not tax their energies or strength any more than the discharge of military duties. Secretary Root proposes to make a careful scrutiny of all recommenda tions coming from retiring boards. Aiipolntment of Army Chnplulnn. Judge Advocate General Dnvis of the army has decided that under exist ing statutes appointments as chaplains in the army are confined to regularly ordained ministers of the gospel, rec ommended by the authorities of their church or by five reputable ministers. Tills decision was rendered in the case of a minister of an independent creed, attached to no church, who was a can didate for an army chaplaincy. Al though strongly backed by influential people, this minister is ineligible for appointment under the Judge advocate general's construction of the law. Wanhlnftton n Model. Mr. Gerard Lowther, charge d'af faires of the British embassy, lias written the district commissioners, ask ing them for plans, maps, outlines and principles of the government of the city of Washington. The request may be regarded as a high complimeut. In asmuch as it is made in behalf of the proposed federal city In Australia, which is to be established in the Im mediate future. It is considered as probable that the beauty and the ex cellent government of Washington have led the British authorities to con template the establishment of an Aus tralian city fashioned after the capital of the United States. Tlie New Connnl nt Cape Town. William It. Bigham has been appoint ed consul at Cape Town to succeed Colonel James G. Stowe of Kansas City, resigned. Mr. Bigham was born in Hamilton, 0., fifty-seven years ago. He served three years during the civil war as a member of the Fourth Illi nois volunteer cavalry and later was thrice elected mayor of El Paso. 111. He went to Kansas in 1875 and has since been active in Kansas politics, serving in the legislatures of 1899 and 1901. Mr. Bigham lias traveled ex tensively and among other foreign countries has visited South Africa. He Is a merchant. Squlrrela at the Capitol. The architect of the capltol has an nounced that it is his intention to stock the grounds surrounding the cap ltol building with squirrels In order to increase the attractiveness of the park. Several pairs will be set at liberty within the next few weeks, and it is expected that the little fellows will soon make themselves at home In the big trees. CARL SCIIOFIELD. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of __/7 and has been made under his per fjPsonal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are lmt Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Cnstoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverlshncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend. GENUEi\3E CASTORIA ALWAYS The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. From InfancyTo Age Lnxnkola for Ruble*. —Tt Is tlio best and most effective laxative for children. BEBT because It is safe and made entirely of harmless ingredients. BEST because it is non-irritating and never gripes or causes pain or f / irritation. BEST because it is sure and never falls. BEST ■ t ) C 'rsfc _ft 1 because " Children like it and ask for it." BEST because I toldc properties are so good aud so strengthening that it keeps the little ones in fine, hearty condition. v ./// It a dangerous thing to give little babies violent l/lcathartics that rack and rend their little bodies. DON'T /I fl&tji' DO IT -* lve them Laxukola. For constipation, coated tongue, simple colds and levers it is invaluable. I'Bxokola for Young Girl* on the threshold of has been found invaluable. When they bo come pale and languid, the eyes dull, aching head, feet aild hands cold, appetite gone or abnormal, and their sys- Iviß terns generally run down, they need building up, and their HI ( -sK llndfnM l)lood needs cleansing. Give them Laxakola, its gentle bowel action toclcnnso aad its tonic properties to build up tlio ay stem, will show immediate and most beneficial results. IK Laxakola for Mother* —lt Is particularly valuable and useful to women, especially mothers, as it is a gentle and safe remedy to use during all conditions of health whenever their peculiar and delicate constitutions require a mild and cflicient laxative and tonic, while to nursing mothers, worn out with the care of infants nnd whoso sys- AIT* tems therefore are particularly susceptible to disease *" J Laxakola particularly appeals. £ "Jl It clears the complexion, brightens the eye, sharpens the W appetite, removes muddy and blotched condition of theskin \/ Y and cures sick headache to a certainty by removing thecause. V To women suffering from chronic constipation, head- aches, biliousness, dizziness, sallowness of the skin and dyspepsia, Laxakola will invariably bring relief. Lnxakoln for Old Folk*. —ln the Autumn and Winter of Life, when the various organs through comes necessary to stimulato them by some remedy best adapted to that purpose. That Laxakola is such, has been PvMyc proved beyond all question. Its gentle warming, soothing |igV i action on tho bowels, liver and kidneys, stimulates them to increased activity, clea uses the blood, quickens tho circu- Ky latiou, and puts the whole system in a condition of health and enables it to ward off disease, while its tonic properties tone up the system and keep it healthy. Laxakola Does It. Laxakola i not only the molt efficient ..( family rentedie., but the most economical because It com. Eines two medicines f..r one twice tonic and laxative. No other remedy Rives so much for the money. All driiKßists, 25c. and 50c., or free sample of The LAXAKOLA CO., 132 Nassau St., N. Y , or 356 Dearborn St , < M. URO How It Seemed to Tommy. This la tlio size Tommy's catapult seemed to Tommy when he was en deavoring to hide It from the eagle eye of the old gentleman whom lie had hit with a stone from It on the head. Have you ever had that feeling when you were a hoy? In the Fntllie. "Do yez keep un assistant to the cook?" "Yes." "And do be the assistant have a helper?" "She has." "And have yes a kitchen maid to elnne up after the assistant's helper?" "We have." "Well, I'll give yez a week's trial."— Brooklyn Life. I.eartiliiK tlie lluniiienn. Strong—l was sorry to hear that you had lost your job. What are you doing now? Weeks—Taking lessons in wood carv ing. Strong—Have you a position in view after learning the art? Weeks—Ye®. My wife is going to open a boarding house.—Chicago News. Duplicity. "I don't understand how Ethel Moth wing ever got engaged to such a steady, matter of fact young man," said one girl. "It was easily managed," answered the other. "She got a cookbook, took the covers oft and inserted the paper back novel she happened to be reading. The silly fellow thought she was going to make a wonderful housewife."— Washington Star. Why Tl> Don't Marry. Miss Leftover —You are a woman hater, I hear. Mr. Slimpurse—That Is a mistake. I merely cannot afford to marry. Miss Leftover—Cannot you support a wife? Mr. Slimpurse—Oh, yes, I could sup port a wife easy enough, but I haven't Income enough to support the two or three other women she would need to i wait on her!— New York Weekly. kb I Shoes for 1 I Fall Wear! 1 Very large stocks of the latest stylo |ggj raJj Fall Shoes have just been received. jjgj LW] -We invite inspection from the most critical, knowing that the goods wo lA IE; now have to offer you are the peer of P anything sold elsewhere at the same [■ M price. Wo carry complete lines of all fgj gj] grades of Men's, Women's, Youths' I^l 3j and Children's Shoes. a] [§l pi 1 Hats for | I Fall Wear! I I • * I ijl I f=nl Our Hat department is stocked with EJ Ej the latest from the large factories, in- U®j eluding the season's make of the cole- !■■■[ fra brated Ilawes hat. 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Salary Sis (Hi weekly with expenses additional, all payable in cash each Wednesday direct from head of fices. Horse and carriage furnished, when necessary. References. Enclose self-address ed stamped envelope. Manager, 310 Caxton Building, Chicago. RAILROAD TIMETABLES LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD. .1 lino 2, 1901. AHKANUEMKNT OK I'ASRICNOHLL TRAINS. LEAVE PKBBLAND. 6 12 ii >n ior Wentherly, Munch Chunk, Alleiitown. Bethlehem, Fusion, Phila delphia and New York. 7 34 * "I for Sundy UUII, White Haven, Wilkos-Barre. l'ittston and Seraiiton. 8 15 a in for Jia/lcton, Wcathorly, Maucli Chunk. Aileiit- wn, Bethlehem, Fusion. Philadelphia, New York, Delano unci Potlsvßlc. 9 30 a MI lor Hazlcton, Delano, Mahnuoy Oily, Shenandoah and Nit., I'armH. 1 1 42 a in for Wi-niherly. Munch Chunk. Al leiitown, Bethlehem. KIIHIOII, Phila delphia, New York, Hu/.lcfnu, Delano, I Maiiano} City, Shenandoah and Mt. Cariiiul. | 1 1 5 1 a in tor White Haven, Wilkes-llarro, Scran ton and the Went. I 4 44 Pin lor Wea:herly, Maueh Chunk, Al lentown, ltdhiehem. Kaston, Philadel phia, New York, lin/leton, Delano, MMIIIIMOV < 'it v, Shenaiidoali. Mt. Carinel and Pottsville. 0 35 P ni for Sandy Bun, White Haven, Wilkeu-Barre, Seranlou and all point a I West. I 7 29 p in for Hay.leton. AIUtIVE AT FREFXAND. I 7 34 am from Pottsville, Delano and lla/.- leton. 9 12 a in from New York. Philadelphia, Kas ton, Bethlehem. Alleiitown. Maueh Chunk, Wea'herly, Hn/.lcton. Maliunoy City, SheiiMiidcah and Mt. Carinel 9 30 a in from S ranton, Wilkes-liarro and White Haven. 1 1 5 1 a in from i'ottsville, Mt. Curtncl, Shen andoah, Mahuuoy Citj, Delano and Har.leton. 12 48 p in from New York, Philadelphia, Fasten, Bethlehem, Alleiitown, Maucli Chunk and Weathorly. 1 44 P m front Seraitton, Wilkes-Harre and White Haven. 0 35 P iu lroin New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Hethlchciu Alleiitown, Maueh Chunk, W eat herly, Mt. Carinel, Shenaii doali, Maliunoy City, Delano and Ha/.lc -7 29 P ni from Scran ton, Wilkes-llarro and White Haven. For turther information inquire ot Ticket Agents. ItOLLIN 11. W1 LnUß,Gonernl Superintendent, 26 Cortlandt Street, New York City. CHAH. H. LEE, General Passenger Aumit, 2t Cortlandt Street, New York City. G. J. G ILDUOY, Division Supcrintendoiit, Hay.leton, Pa. JJKLAWAHK, SUSQUEHANNA AND SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Tltue table iti effect March 10. 1001. ; Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eckley, Hazle Urook, Stockton, Denver Meadow Koad, Houn and Hazletoii Junetion at 600 a m, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a in, 2 38 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Drilton for Harwood,Cranberry, ! I'oinhicken and Derimrcr at 600 a in, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 208 p m, Sun- Trains leave Drtftou for Oneida Junction, Harwood Koad, Humboldt Koad, Oneida and -heppton at 600 a m, duily except Sun rioy; and 707a m, 238 pm, Sunday. Trains leave Ha/leton Junetion for Harwood. Cranberry, Toinhicken and Dcringer at 635 a si, daily except Sunday; and b 53 a m, 4 22 p m Sunday. Trains leave Ha/leton Junction for Oneida .Junction, Harwood Koad, Humboldt Itoad Oneida and Shepptou at ti 32,11 10 a in, 4 41 p m daily except Sunday; and 737 a m, J 11 p m! Sunday. ! Trains leave Deringer for Tomliickon, Cran ! berry. Hut wood, Ha/leton Junction and Koan | at 500 ji ru, daily except Sunday; ana :37 ! a in, 50< p m, Sunduy. 1 ieave Sbpi'lf'n for Oneida, Humboldt 1 Koad, Harwood Koad, Oneida Juuotton, Hazlo ton Junction and ltoaii at 711 a iu, 12 40 5 '6 p m, daily except Sunday; and all a in! 3 i 4 p m, Sunday. ' Trains leave Shepptoo for Bonvor Meadow Koad, Stockton, Hazlo Ilrook, Kckley Jeddo and Drltton at 6 26 p in, daily, except Sunday; and alia m, J 44 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazletoii Junction for Heaver Meadow ltoad, Stockton. Hazle br.a.k, Hckley Jeddo and Drilton at 5 411 p a, daily except Sunday; and 101(1 a in, 540 pm Sunday All t rains connect at llazlcu.il Junction with ; electric cars tor Huzlcton, Jeaucsylllc, Audeu i rlt'd and other points on the Traction turn patty's line. Traill leayina Itrifton at 600 a m make, connection at Deringer with P. K. tt trains for I Wllkesbarre, Sunbury, and polnS LUTHER C. SMITH. Superintendent*