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Entered at the Pnstoffluo at Freeland. t'A., as Second-Class Matter, Make Ct\ money order *, check*, eto. ,poynbU lo the Tribune Printing Company, Limited, Last year tho farmers of the United States received $185,000,000 more for their products than in 1899. If the habit of making these colossal bequests continues, private fortunes will become more and more a rublic snap. An attempt to prove war impossible will never result in the abolition of war. There is, however, a growing belief that war Is always impolitic. The convict who has been released because of his claim that he has dis coverd the lost ait of hardening cop per has probably mistaken that metal for brass. Many a woman would possibly feel discouraged did she realize that she carried from 40 to 50 miles of hair on her head and that some of them are burdened with the task of dressing over 70 miles of hair every day of their lives. An international congress is pro jected, to be held shortly at Berne, Switzerland, at which an amendment is to be offered to the Geneva conven tion, to provide for the immunity from capture of surgeons and their attend ants serving on the field of battle un der the Red Cross. Common humanity suggests its adoption. One of the results of the South Afri can war has been the organization of rifle clubs in Great Britain on the Boer plan, to teach every man capable of carrying arms how to shoot at long range and to detect objects at long distances. These clubs are organized by field cornets, and all members aro on an equal footing in service, irre spective of their status in society. The success cf the recent experi ment made by a Philadelphia tug mat ter in towing two loaded coal barges from the Delaware to Havana prom ises a growth of the export coal trade to tho West Indies which is en couraging. Hitherto the chronic swell 1 off Cape Hatoras has deterred a von-'j ture of this sort, but, the trip once easily made, many other towns may he expected to follow in the wake of this ' courageous Philadelphia captain. According to the Journal of Com merce the growth of the cottonseed Industry lias been in such a ratio that now the aggregate investment is very large, and the progress bids fair to continue. Twenty years ago, in ISBO, the cotton seed oil mills of the south numbered 40, with a capitalization of about $3,500,000. The investment had increased in IS9O to about $12,503,000. Today the mills number about 500, with an aggregate capital of about $50,000,000. The growing importance of commerce on the Pacific is Indicated by the chart ing of "lanes" for steamers crossing that ocean. Such lanes have been established for many years between Europe and America and have greatly diminished the risks of collision. There is still Ganger of collision of steamers with sailing ships, especially in tho foggy region off the Newfoundland coast, but such vessels know when Ihcy are in one of the steamship lanes and take extra precautions to avoid danger. Hitherto the steamers on the Pacific have been so few that no official action has been deemed necessary. authough the courses usually taken have been fairly well understood by all shipmasters. An old dining table at wbldh Prince Charlie dined when lie marched Into England was exposed at a sale of household furniture at MotTnt, Dum frleshire, recently and was knocked down at 30 gainings. During the last half of the year 2'il textile mills were bull'!, of which 143 were ec:ton. 52 Un): gooilj and 25 | Needless is Worry "What is worry?" Annie Besant in the Theosophical Review asks this question and then dilates upon it somewhat as follows: "It is the proc ess of repeating the same train of thought over and over again, with small alterations, coming to no result and not even aiming at the reaching of a result." He who is given to worry has dwelt on a puzzling painful sub ject, wishing, but failing to find the solution of some problem until, held in this anxious and uncertain condition, he becomes dominated by the fear of the anticipated trouble. His thought current has made for itself a channel and bis mental energies flow along this track as it is the line of least resistance. Held as it were in this brain-track by the fascination of fear, his meutul vitality is sapping itself away and poisoning the blood cells in his brain. As Elmer T. Gates has proved by his chemical analysis of perspiration of the man who is de pressed, low-spirited and despairing, he is actually producing a ptomaine of a certain kind which enters into the circulation of his blood, and often physical disease follows. Now how can we get rid of this worry channel? By digging another of an exactly op posite character, made by definite per sistent regular thought of the kind opposed to worry. Let a man who is given to worry give a few minutes every day to some noble and encour aging thought. Let him picture the Divine Self within as a fountain of strength and peace from which he may drink refreshment at any mo ment of need. Let him turn and listen to the message of his Innermost Divine nature and he will find himself en folded in peace that swollows up fear. If he will persist in this with regu larity the thought will dig a new channel and the old one will disappear. Ere long he will find that whenever his mind is free from labor, his thoughts will flow unbidden into the channel of peace and power which will shed a restful atmosphere around him, felt though perhaps not seen by all who are near him. Mental energy will flow into healthy nourishing channels, Increasing not sapping his vitality and The Care of Glo-Oes. Nothing looks worse than soiled gloves, and as they are an expensive Item in dress they require careful management. A lirst-class glove out wears half a dozen pairs of cheap ones, and at the same time looks well until It is finally discarded. Cheap gloves, however, have their uses; expensive ones should never he worn in wet weather or In hot rooms or in theatres, where tho lieut will cause the hands to perspire, for when a glove is once stained by perspiration no amount of cleaning will make it look well again. For such occasions cheap gloves arc far more serviceable. To clean chamois gloves put the gloves on your bauds, and wash them as if you were washing your hands, in warm water and white castile soap: wash until they are quite clean; then take them off and hang them in a warm place to dry. Kid gloves may be cleaned In the following manner: Put a little fresh milk in a dish, and a piece of white castile soap in another, and have convenient a clean cloth folded three or four times, and a small piece of flannel. Place the soiled glove smooth and neat upon the cloth, and dip the flannel into the milk; then rub off a good quantity of the soap on the wet fiannel and commence to rub tho glove •lownward toward the fingers, holding It firmly with the left hand. Continue this process until the glove, if white, looks a dingy yellow; if colored, until it looks dark and spoiled. Then lay It aside to dry, without rinsing out the soap, and the glove will, when dry, V 2 XdJafer Keeps Men A.li*Oe It is no secret to medical men and physiologists that there is a great deal of nourishment in water. Even 'hat which is sterilized contains enough of solids to keep a human being from death for a long time. During a pro longed fast the loss of weight is un usually rapid at first and decreases as time goes on. Death ensues when a certain percentage of the loss has been reached, and this percentage varies ac cording to the original weight. Fat animals may lose half their weight, thinner ones perhaps two-fifths, a man or woman of rather spare build, weigh ing 143 pounds, might, therefore, lose about fifty-five pounds before suc cumbing. Children die after a fast of from three to five days, during which they have lost a quarter of their weight. Healthy adults, however, have fasted fifty days when water has been taken. A German physician reports the case of a woman aged 47 years, who fasted for forty-three days, tak ing Water freely. - She lost forty-four pounds of 143 pounds and died from exhaustion. A High for the Old Innkeeper. There are times when the frequenter of the great caravansaries would, for a little, step out from the glare and bustle and take his ease in the old way, in some place where there would be r.o crowd, no obsequious servants, no extravagance in dress, no gilded furniture, no office encumbered with tags and trunks ar.d choking with cigar smoke, no gaudy bar no arc lights, r.o clanking steam pipes or grassy furnaces, no dining-rcom where are is supposed to cat in state, and, It Is An Ejxsy Ma.ttcr to Drop It. worry is a thing of the past Thus may we learn the secret of rising above troubles and pain until they si lently steal away. Georgia's Glnnt Sycamore. Dougherty county now lays claim to the champion big tree of Georgia. It was discovered several weeks ago by employes of the Red Cypress Lum ber company who were engaged in cut ting timber. It rears its head from amid a thick swamp where hardwood trees abound, and to this is due the fact that it was not discovered sooner, -.lis giant of the swamp is a syca more. It is on a little knoll, and ex cept in seasons when a great deal of rain has fallen its trunk is not reached by water. A foot from the ground its trunk is forty-four feet in circumfer ence. For twenty feet above the ground the body of the great tree is round and symmetrical, but at that point it branches into four sections, any one of which would make a giant tree if standing alone. The four arms of the big sycamore do not spread out as would seem natural, but reach sky ward, almost perpendicularly. The tree is pronounced by all who have seen it a curiosity, and places "in the shade" all the known trees in Geor gia.—Atlanta Constitution. Washington SWOPO at the Senate. John Quincy Adams under date of November 10, 1824, wrote in his diary: "Mr. Crawford (secretary of the treas ury) told twice over the story of Pres ident Washington having, at an early period of his administration, gone to the Senate with a project of a treaty to be negotiated and being present at the deliberations upon it. They de bated it and proposed alterations, so that when Washington left the Senate chamber he said he 'would be damned if ever be went there again.'" There has nover been a President present at such deliberations since, and this inci dent probably largely determined tho dignified forms of communication now existing between President and Sen ate. —National Magazine. loolc nearly new. It will be soft, glossy, smooth and elastic. The llomo U Still Useful. The application of electricity to mu nicipal transit everywhere released from one form of service n myriad of horses, and it looked at one time as if the price of that useful quadruped wero going down almost to zero. But the Boer war created a new demand for horses and mules, no less than 125,000 having been shipped from this country alone, the export still continuing. With all the forces of competition, urban and extra urban, arrayed against him, there is always something left for him to do, and he is a live asset in the world's market, at least till further notice. — New York Tribune. Grnduate* of American Colleges. "The graduating lists of the Ameri can colleges this year show an Increase of 25 per cent," says a well-known Philadelphia educator, "and it seems probable that the Institutions of learn ing will have more than their usual quota of students next fall. Education is beginning to make itself felt in the commercial world. In other words, it is now on a practical, everyday basis. The demand for college men in all branches of business, as well as pro fessions, is gradually increasing. The notion that college education unfits men for business is no longer seriously considered by the up-to-date man of business." at the whim of a terrifying head waiter, to be company for people one does not care for; and especially where the hill at the end of a week would not take away one's income or his breath. There is, in fact, a chance, especially at our summer resorts, for a new innkeeper, who shall be the old innkeeper in a modern and friendly guise.—Saturday Evening Post. Almost Marriott to Wrong Man, What would have been a rather se rious complication was averted by the presence of mind of a bride at Towson a night or two ago. To the best man was given the honor of escorting the bride to the altar, while the groom fol lowed with the bridesmaid. Whether the groom and his best man forgot their positions or both went into a trance is not known. They did not ex change places, but stood, the best man with the bride and the groom with the bridesmaid, as the clergyman began the ceremony. Then the bride realized that she was about to be married to "the other man" and objected. In a moment or two she got things straight ened out and the ceremony proceeded. It was a narrow escape.—Baltimore Sun. Format of America. For nearly three centuries an In creasing army has been chopping away at our forests. Yet more than one third of the area of the United States is classed as woodland —oyer 1,000,000 square miles. When the fight begins within him self a man's worth 'vomething. COOD POPULAR SONCS SCARCS. Great Hits Few Noivailnys, Although Music Publishers Aro Hustling:. "It is singular, but true," said a music publisher, "that there are very few big hits in popular songs nowa days, that is, songs that have reached tho million mark in - sales, such us 'After tho Ball,' 'Annie Itooney,' 'Daisey Bell,' 'Down Went MeGinty,' 'Two Little Girls in Blue' and 'Com rades.' Mapy songs published since then have been very popular, to be sure, but they cannot be compared with the old-timers. "Many dealers have asked me the cause of this, but thus far I have been unable to explain it satisfactorily. It Is all tho stranger when you tako into consideration the fact that there are more singers and better facilities for pushing songs than in former years. "l'ears ago a good song would force itself upon the market At present a publisher lias to humor IJio singers nnd do a lot of hustling. Some of the tcfp liners require pay to sing songs. In the old days they were only too glad to get a good ballad. To cater to the whims of tho singers n publisher must have at least three pianos in his estab lishment, employ expert players and vocalists to teach the songs, print professional cards and do a thousand other things. Y'on see the competi tion Is keen, nnd if you should hurt the feelings of auy singer, especially a man or woman of reputation, you will have considerable trouble ih making your songs popular. i "Publishers have to take a lot of | chances, too. For instance, to popu larize a song you must have slides made for stereopticon views. This costs quite a sum. One publisher spent SIOO to take pictures for a set of slides for the song 'Sing Again That Sweet Kefrain.' He had to employ a troupe of colored minstrels, a band and a hall. Fortunately the song made money and he did not lose anything. There are other things to contend with, too. such as lawsuits, etc. There was a dispute over the ownership of one song, for Instance. After fighting in the courts for some time one of the firms concerned compromised by pay lug the other S2OOO In cash and the costs of the suit."—Clevclahd riain Dealer. Girls Who Over Hnrtl Work. Young girls in Japan are employed to perform a task which cannot bo done in tho same time and with the same ease by any other body of work folk in the world. They are engaged at tho different ports in loading tho largo steamers with coal. The coal barges are swung alongside the vessel, from stem to stern of which are lmng a series of platforms, the broadest nehrest the base and diminishing as they rise. On each of these platforms a girl stands. Men on tho barges fill baskets containing about two buckets of coal each, and pass them to the girl standing on the lowest platform. She passes them to the girl above her, and a continuous and unbroken line of baskets pass into the vessel from 10 in the morning until 4 in the after noon. Tho girls will handle from sixty to seventy baskets of coal per minute, and over 1000 tons of coal a day. This really arduous toil they perforfn as If it wero mere play, for they keep up a running fire of jokes, and their laughter Is continuous. They often .break Into a song, the notes of which are clear, melodious and stimulating. —■Chicago Eecord-Herakl. Eatlnjf I.ocusts. The Filipiuos in Manila are haying an unexpected feast. It came to them like the innnna to tho Israelites, being furnished by a swarm of locusts, which recently flow over the city. To these people the locusts are a great delicacy. The Insects are served dry or In a pot-pourri. They are also made into pies and cakes, and in some instances ground into powder and steeped in liquid so as to make a bev erage. At times catching the insects becomes a very profitable business. In Manila and the other large cities they sell at $2 a sack, gold. These sacks hold about a bushel. When dried tlie locust can ho kept indefinitely. Tho natives never eat the grasshoppers green, but they eat them In every form, dried or cooked. They even car ry them In their pockets and eat them as they wonld candles and other con fections. When dried the locust is nice and crisp, and tastes something like glngersnaps. Some eonfestlonera dress the grasshoppers In various ways, serving him up occasionally with chocolate trimmings and coats of sugar.—New York Fost. Have Yon Met Till. Woman? Her husband is all right—but he is so fat! Iter little boy Is all right—but he is growing so spindling! Her home is all right—but the paint is too light! Did she like the last lecture at the club? Liked what he said very much —but his hair was cut so short —like a prize fighter! Her new tailor suit is all right—but Mrs. Zyz lias lier coat a trifle, the merest shred, longer, and it's much better! - Her new hnt is elegant—but if that ribbon was a shade darker, now ! Boston Herald. An Immigrant'* Progress. Fifteen years ago Joseph Haaga ar rived in Buttcs County, Kan., with five cents in his pocket. Ho went to work for a farmer, with whom he re- J maiued five years, saving something, from his wages eacli year. At the end of that time ho started farming on his own account. Tc-day lie owns five hundred ncres of land, and has it stocked with a fine herd of cattle. A short time ago he went to El Dorado .to bid on another half section of laud, which he had lire money to buy. The S\rcolet Tiling. Beneath a small window A dear little bird Kept singing this song - (And I heard every word): "Oil. sweet are the berries, The red and the white. And sweet are the crumbs That you gave me last night; And sweet to the squirrels Are nuts in the wood! But there's nothing so As a child that is good!" "Oh, jam is much sweeter!" Said dear little Nell; "And there's treacle and honey And jelly as well. Here's a big piece of bread And some crumbs for your tea. Don't you think these are sweeter Thau Maggie or me?" But Robin made answer As loud as he could, "There's nothing so sweet As a girl that is good!" —Round the Hearth. The Cat and Rut. The following incident I was eye witness to. I came into one of the work-rooms where a plate of food for the cat had boon left on the floor. Upon the plate of food was a large rat, seated upon its haunches, eating squir rel-fashion. Lying with her nose al most against the plate was the cat, with eyes fastened upon the rat. When I made a slight noise the rat went away from the plate and walked slowly to an opening under the door and disappeared. The cat, with eyes fastened upon the rat, paw under the door, came back to me and mewed. This seemed strange, as the cat is one of the finest ratters I ever saw, and has destroyed many a rodent since I saw the foregoing. Was the rat a hypnotist? Or did he tell the cat something?— Good Housekeeping. Place the Rnttou in the Right Place. Sirs. McLean, a young Scotch moth er, had great trouble to keep her two year-old hoy from running into the streets of the village. The little wom an wns greatly terrified lest he should he trampled by horses. She had just returned from an ex hausting run after him and wns clos ing the front yard gate when the old teamster, Donald McTavish, a good home disciplinarian, by the way, drove along on his way home. "Oh, dear," said the little woman, "I have such a time to keep this hoy out of the streets. lam discouraged. What shall I do, Mr. McTavish!" "What have ye been doing, Mrs. McLean?" "Oh, I first buttoned the gate, but he soon found out how to open it. I put the button higher out of his rench, and In a day or two lie found how to climb up to it. I hid the box he climbed up on, nnd he found another. I then put the button as high up ns it would go on the fence, and now he gets a stick nnd opens the gate. What shall I do?" "Ah! my leddy, ye dinna know how to do It. Tut the button on the boy," replied the old Scotchman. Two Klml* of Knrs. Aunt Iletty had away of looking Into the children's rooms after the folks had all gone to bed. She did this to see 11' the little ones were comfort able. It was summer time, nnd one night her nephew, Charlie, who had come from the elty on a visit, was tucked away in one of the little beds upstairs. Charlie was not asleep, and Hie sight of Aunt Iletty coming in with a llghtpd enmlle in her hand made him open his bright eyes wider. "I hope you are not ill. my dear?" asked aunty, going close to the little white bed. "No. indeed," said Charlie, smiling. "I'm listening to the noise. It's a nice noise, though," he added, thoughtfully, for fear ills criticism of his surround ings might offend. This, by the way, was Charlie's first visit to the country. Aunt Iletty looked a little aston ished. "Why. It's as quiet ns enn be," she said. "Perhaps you have been dreaming. What kind of a noise did you think you heard?" "It goes whiz, whiz, cheep, cheep, .oheep-l-ty, cheep-l-tj-, and buzz, buz-z-z, all the time," said Charlie, imitating the sounds that he heard. Aunt Hetty smiled. "Ah, these are country noises, Charlie. Numberless little insects live in the trees and shrubbery, you know, and they are all astir now. You will get used to the sound after a while, and not notice it." The next day some one referred to the noise that had kept Charlie awake, and this made Cousin Mabel laugh. "To think of a city boy talking about the noise of the country!" she said. "I'm sure where you live it's rattle, rattle over the stony pavements from early morning till late at night. I wonder how you can sleep at home." "I don't believe I ever hear the big noises," said Charlie, with a puzzled air. And then Aunt Hetty explained something that no one else had thought of. "Charlie has city ears," she said. "He is so accustomed to the rattling, loud noises of the streets that lie doesn't think of listening to them, but here in the country quietness he hears everything. Mabel and the rest of us have country ears, so we don't hear the noises of the insects at night; or rather, we don't notice thetn be cause we hear them so constantly. Yes, there are two kinds of ears, and it is good for those with country ears to bo told how many noises there are for them to listen to. Some of these noises are musical, and all of them are interesting. Suppose we try for awhile to hear country noises with city ears."—Youth's Companies. CATCHING TIGERS. Powerful Steel Traps Which Securely Im prison the Beasts. Capturing tigers by a novel method is now being adopted in Sumatra and Is proving almost invariably success ful. As soon as a tiger's hair has been found, natives are employed to con struct a wooden fence nine feet long and four feet wide a short distance . away from it, and in this Inelosure is then placed as a bait a dog, which Is tied to one of the fence posts. A nar row entrance leads into the inelosure, and, there, deftly concealed under earth, leaves and houghs of trees, is placed a strong steel trap, which is so designed that any anmial that places its foot on it is certain to be held cap tive. The trap Is of recent invention and 1 consists of strong steel plates and equally strong springs. When it is set the plates form a sort of platform, and as soon as the tiger which has been 2 lured thither by the dog sets his foot ■ thereon the springs are released, and the cruel steel grips the legs and holds It fast. Powerful as a tiger is, he cannot free himself from such bondage, and as those who have set the trap are never —' far away he is In a short time either killed or securely caged. At the same time the dog is released, and, indeed,he could not he removed from the inelos ure ns long as the trap wns set, since this instrument, strong ns it is, never theless is so delicate that the pressure even of a dog's foot would release the springs and cause the animal's leg to be crushed in a twinkling.—London Telegraph. The Tonic of Succcsit. The exercise of the highest faculties of the mind is not only stimulating, but creates the highest character. Perhaps there is nothing else which has such a magical effect upon the brain, tile nervous system, the whole man in fact, as the consciousness of ' achieving that on which his heart is set. There is a wonderful uplift in feeling that things which we take hold of will move. Achievement nets like a tonic on the whole system, u quick ens the circulation, stimulates the digestion, and enlarges hope. People who have been Invalids for years, whom no medicine or physician could help, have frequently been entirely re stored to health, by suddenly hearing some good news, or unexpectedly com ing into some good fortune. This shows that the mind is master, that the body nnd Its functions are good servants, and that the thoughts are reflected in the physical mati.- Success. Swiss Town to Abolish Fuel. The town of Davos, writes a Swiss correspondent, is considering a bold scheme for the abolition of all the or dinary forms of fuel. It is proposed to erect an extensive electric plant at the confluence of two large mountain tor- w rents, whose united waters will supply the necessary motive force. A large firm of Swiss electricians has been studying tile problem for over a year nnd has obtained the concession of the forces of the torrents alluded to. The same firm has bought out new eleetric heating and cooking apparatus especial ly designed for the scheme. The first cost of the installation is estimated to he 8,000,000 francs. Already elec tricity is not only used for lighting and motive power, hut is adopted in many villas for cooking and heating nnd in one of the largest bakeries. The idea is to do away with all contamina tion of the air by the use of fuel. ITootleas Monkey-Faceil Owls. Three owls that appear to be part monkeys have been found near Ked Bud, 111. Two of the birds are now in possession of Phil Offerding, a ho tel keeper, and are viewed with great curiosity. The owls are two mouths old now, and so far have shown no A signs of feathering, and this adds to the monkey likeness. They have large, staring eyes like the owls, even the beak being depressed, but the fore head runs hack like that of the mon key. The hoot which lias made the owl well known Is absent. The vocal powers of these monkey-l'aced beings are somewhat impaired. They remain silent unless disturbed, when they let out a hiss like that of a snake. They were taken from a nest in the woods near Ked Bud by George Carpenter.— Chicago luter-Oeean. One Fuir of Gloves For Two Men. Mr. A. E. Bundle, of Cougress Heights, visited the District Commis sioners, escorting General Charles E. Hooker, of Mississippi. "General Hooker," remarked Mr. Rnudle, "wnS a gallant Confederate officer. At Vleksburg a eanuon ball i cut off his left arm and at the same A{ time blew off the head of his servant, ™ who wns kneeling by his side. A Union officer iu the same battle, who shall be nameless, lost ids right arm during the same siege. In after years the two officers became close friends, ys one of them lost the right arm and the other the left one, they send each other the odd glove every time either purchases n pair of gloves."—Wash ington Post. Falil 8 ;.- ,000 For a Itug. Every time J. Pierpout Morgan goes abroad, says the New York Times, he makes it a point to acquire a number of valuable souvenirs of the trip. This time, besides a number of rare paint ings, including the famous Gainsbor ough portrait, lie has purchased for himself a Persian rug, probably the rarest of its kind in existence, for which he paid Si!, 000. The rug meas ures ten feet six iuchcs by nineteen feet, was made of Persian "silk In Ta- I brig, Persia, and was woven by Mo- r hammedan friars 150 years ago for a shall. The time required to weave the rug was sixteen years.