FREELAND TRIBUNE. Established 1888. PL'BLISHBD EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, NY THB TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY, Limited. OrKicr.: MAIN STHKKT ABOVE CKNTKH. LONG DISTANCE TKLKPUONH. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. FREELAND.—The TBI BONK is delivered by carriers to subscribers in Freeluud at the rate of 12# cents a month, payable every two months, or $1.50 a year, payable in advance. The TRIBUNE may be ordered direct from the carriers or from the othce. Compluints of irregular or tardy delivery SIFT fee will receive prompt attention. IIY MAIL.—The TitiHUNP. is sent to out-of town subscribers for $1.50 a year, payable lu advance; pro rata terms for shorter periods. The date when the subscription expires is on the address label of each paper. Prompt re newals inust be made at the expiration, other wise the subscription will be discontinued. Entered at the Pgstoflloe at Freeland, Pa., us Second-Class Matter. Make aU money orders, check a, etc., payable to the TrHttmt Printiny Company, Limited. FREELAND, PA., JULY 12, 1901. ROUND THE REGION. Following the example of Western railroads the Lackawanna Railroad Com pany is about to install a railroad tele phone system to displace the telegraph. This new system consists of a telephonic service similar to that of the telegraph. In the place of the telegraph instru ment, telephone instruments will be placed along the line. By the installa tion of telephones the company figures out a saving of sixty per cent for opera tors. it is planned to connect each tele phone with a phonograph to record each order. You can never cure dyspepsia by diet ing. What your body needs Is plenty of good food properly digested. Then If your stomach will not digest it, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will. It contains all of the natural digestants hence must digest every class of food and so prepare it that nature can use It in nourishing the body and replacing the wasted tissues, thus giving life, health, strength ambi tion. pure blood and good healthy ap petite. (trover's City drug store. Joseph llarpuang, 20 years old, was the victim of a strange accident at Maha noy City while applying a lighted match to a cigarette. A gust of wind blew the end of his flowing four-ln-hand necktie against the flame of the burning match. In a twinkle it was converted Into a tongue of fire which rapidly spread to the celluloid collar he wore, setting it afire. Two bystanders tore the flam ing collar from his neck, but uot until he was severely burned. It is easier to keep well than get cured. DeWitt's Little Early Risers taken now and then, will always keep your bowels in perfect order. They never gripe but promote an easy gentle action, drover's City drug store. John Hogan, of Plttston, aged fo years, went to jail yesterday for the fiftieth time in throe years. lie has served more sentences in jail than any other man iu Luzerne county, and ho Is lonesome when he does not see the war den at the prison. Hogan has been in jail every Christmas and Now Year's Day in the last fifteen years. lie had been charged with almost every trivial offense on the law calendar. DeWitt'i Witch Hazel Salve should be promptly applied to cuts, burns and scalds. It soothes and quickly heels the injured part. There are worthless counterfeits, be sure to got DeWitt's. drover's City Drug store. Frank Cherby, the Italian fruit dealer of Ha/letoe. fall into the hands, of throe thieves in Philadelphia this week. He was relieved of SBS, all the money he had with him. Cherby wont to Philadelphia to see someef th* wholesale dealers with whom he Hoes business. Those famous little pills, DeWitt's Little I A rly Risers, compel your liver and bowels to do their duty, thus giving you pure rich blood to recuperate your body. Are easy to take. Never a gripe, drover'* City drug store. 'J here is very little being done toward affecting a settlement of the Sterling silk mill strike at Plttston. The hands have been idle several months and now at this late date the difficulties are as far from being settled as they were at at beginning. Ice cream soda at Helper's. Vlto dizzo and Felaro Antoroa, who were arrested on suspicion of being con nected with the murder of James Ozipia, were released from jail, there being no evidence to hold them. , Soda water —all flavors—at Helper's. Low Fares to Fan-American Exposition. \ia the Lehigh Valley Railroad. Five day tickets will bo sold on Tuesdays and Saturdays, from Freeland. at the rate of $7.50 for the round trip. Tick ets good only in day coaches. '1 en-day tickets will be sold from Free land every day, May 1 to October 31, good on any train, except the Rlaek Diamond express, at the rate of $lO for the round trip. CASTOHIA. Boar* the Th® Kind You Have Always Bought CASTOHIA. Bears the _/y The Kind You Havn Always Boujhl THE UNITED STATES "IS."j inthorltlee Who Fnvor the lie of the SlnanlAr Verb. Tn hi recently published work on "A Century of American Diplomacy" Gen eral John W. Foster, former secretary of state, uses the singular verb In con nection with the United States and Is rolled to account therefor by a promi nent critic, who admonishes him that "to make United States a singular noun would require on amendment to the federal constitution." Mr. Foster has spent considerable time and labor In making an Investiga tion of this subject and concludes from all the testimony he has been able to gather that the point is not well taken. "I have found," said Mr. Foster, "that in the early days of the republic the prevailing practice was the use of the plural, but even then many public men employed the singular, and of late years the latter has become the rule. Among statesmen who have habitually used the singular verb are: Hamilton, Motley, Jefferson, Beid, • ( . Seward, Grefibim, " lllntne. Si lag Wright, Edmunds, Marry, H , , .• E. J. l*hel|>e, Evartfl, Webster, Bavard, I Ilenton, Charles Francis Adams, * Fish, Depew, I Frclinghuysen, Olney. "Of living professors of International law Woolsey of Yale, Moore of Colum bia. Iluffeut of Cornell and Jnmcs C. Carter of New York use the singular. Andrew Jackson was the first president to adopt the singular verb In his offi cial i>apers. In the earlier messages of the presidents the plural form Is usuaF ly found, but since Lincoln all of them. Including Grant, Cleveland, Harrison and McKlnley, have invariably used the singular. In the decisions of the su premo court during the first half cen tury the plural form Is generally used, but the singular appenrs occasionally. In later years the court lias used the singular. The same remark applies to treaties with foreign naflons."—Wash ington Letter In Chicago Record-ller ald. How to Jndge Tobacco. Color, burn and texture are the throp things which the grower has chiefly to consider. At present the trade calls for a very light cinnamon brown shndo, which must be uniform, not mottled. The leaf when rolled on a cigar and ; smoked must leave a white or light gray hard ash which does uot flake off and fall Into one's bosom or over Ills waistcoat, and it must not "coal"—1. e., have a black charred ring Just behind the ash on the burning cigar. Tills Is swre to give a bad flavor and taste. The leaf must also burn freely and when lighted hold firm for a reasonable time. It must have a soft, silvery texture, glossy surface and the elasticity of a piece of kid, so that It may be drawn smoothly and closely about the cigar. Flavor Is not wanted In Connecticut tobacco, for If there be much of it It Is sure to be bad. Perfect burn, color and texture can be got In the northern climate, but a delicate and agreeable flavor lias not yet been obtained. Fla vor Is conditioned largely by climate, the other qualities by soil and fertili zers. It. Is desirable, therefore, that the leaf be neutral, without taste, as far as may be. We get the flavor wholly In the Cuban filler. To obtain these qualities of leaf is the problem of the grower, a much more complicated one than meets the ordinary farmer.—Harper's Week- ; Widening London Ilrldxr. Twenty years ago It was estimated that 200,000 persons crossed London bridge daily, 180,000 on foot and the rest In vehicles. With the growth of population these numbers have almost doubled, In spite of the relief afforded by the building of the Tower bridge, half a mile down stream. It bas therefore become an urgent matter to increase the capacity of the older bridge, and it has now been de cided to accomplish this by means of granite corbels which will carry the footways as projections over the wa ter on each side of the bridge. This will increase the width of the structure from feet to 05 feet. The present solid parapet will he removed, and an open balustrade will take Its place, an alteration which will compensate to some extent for the extra weight of the new corbels. There are already two tube electric railways beneath the Thames, and a third is hi progress of construction, but the relief to traffic on the bridges, al though It must be great, is not percep tible. 1 SmnKffllnff F.mbaiaiiiilorii. If the sultan con show that the mail bags of embassies are used for smug gling, Ills case Is strong for their dis continuance. I have known a good deal of smuggling go oil in connection with embassies. An embassador or a diplo matic agent has a right to receive ev erything intended for his personal use free of customs duty, on making a dec laration that It is for bis personal use. I remember OIK? ease in which an em bassador—not an English one—import ed "for his personal use" ladles' dress es from Paris, and then sold them to the ladles of the country to which he was accredited.—London Truth. Cantor Oil For MoNqnlloea. In Venezuela the castor oil plant growing around houses is believed to keep mosquitoes away. In that coun try the plant grows to the size of a tree and is perennial, whereas iu more temperate climates it attains a height <> only four or five feet. Rut United States Consul Pluniacher, at Mara eaibo, thinks the plant would be equal ly effective against mosquitoes any where. By keeping the brunches and seeds of the plant in a room, lie says, the pests are driven away.—Youth's Companion. fg||S'SHX /EgfC LAXAKOLA NO ONE BUT A I sleep gives to an ailina, (ectliinK, fororliih, colicky, frcttf infant. Almost distracted by its constant crying, and worn out with weary, anxious care and watching, she tries everything possible to obtain even relief for the little sufferer. With what comfort and delight she sees her little one drop off into a deep peaceful healfh-giving slumber, after ate little clogged bowels arc cleared of their poisonous burden by a single dose of Laxttkola, the great tonic laxative and mother's remedy. Etaxakola is a pure, gentle and painless liquid laxative, and contains valuable tonic pro|>ertics which not only act upon the bowels, but tone up the entire system and purify the blood. A few drojis can be given with safety to very young babies, which will often relieve colic by expelling the wind and gas that cause it. Great relief ft ex perienced when administered to young children suffering from diurrhrea, accompanied with white or green evacuations, as it neutralizes the acidity of the bowels and carries Li out the cause of the fermentation. LAXAKOLA will aid digestion, relieve restlessness, Bj assist nature, and induce sleep. For constitution, simple fevers, coated tongue, or any infantile troubles arising from a disordered condition of the stomach it is invaluable. I.axaknla, the great tonic laxative. Is not only the most efficient of family remedies, hut the most >l. I a i! •..•M-m.-s mcli. in.-s, vi/. laxative an I Mu . an I at j.ri- No ..tl -r remedy K'UCS S ., much f.. r the money. At druggists. 25c. and 50c.. or send for free sample to THE I.AXAKULA CO.. 132 Nassau Street, N. Y.. or 356 Dearborn Street, Chicago. II Im Imprenalon. "Mnndy," said Farmer Corntosaol. "I j guess It would be Jos' as well not to say I so much about 'home cook In' when I you're talk In up our Hummer board." "Why not?" " 'Cause some of these fellers act to me like that was what they was tryln to get away from."—Washington Star. Wine Beyond Hln Yen™. Young Cheeklelgh—Sir, I wish to marry your daughter. Old Gotrox—But she Is only a school- ; girl of 12. Young Cheeklelgh—l am aware of that, sir, but I came early to avoid the rush.—Chicago News. Hnddeniiift. "Isn't the biscuit done, dear?" she plaintively asked. "No," he gnillly answered as he push ed back from the table, "but I am." And It was only the third week of the honeymoon too.—Cleveland Plain Deal er. Cruel Nfißlihor. "George, that Mrs. Next fence Is too horrid for anything." "What are the odds now?" "Why, she said if our chickens ate her flower seed she hoped they'd have appendicitis."—Chicago News. What Provoked Him. ".Toe, you are rude. I'll never put foot In your oilice again." "Oh, yes, you will. You'll come in again late some evening when I'm Just hurrying off to try and catch my train." —Chicago Uecord-1 lorn Id. A Ccnlnry Hence. "You say that man conquered in spite of his lack of early opportunity?" "Yes. lie was born in a humble three story house, and ho had to study his lessons by gas Instead of electric light."—Washington Star. Loyal to IIIN Trunt. "On what ground, Mr. Simpson, do you ask for a raise?" "Why, I've been as faithful In draw- | lng my salary all these years as any other clerk In your office."—Chicago Record-Herald. A Housemaid, Model of 1(101. Mistress—l dou't want you, Minna, to use my bicycle In my absence. Maid—Oh, don't he afraid, ma'am! 1 have a wheel of my own and u much higher grade than yours. Artificial. First Menagerie Keeper What's wrong? Second Menagerie Keeper—Keep that curtain down until I get the sacred cow's hump on straight.—Ohio State Journal. Tronliles of the Sen. Father Neptune—What's that howl of lamentation? The Dolphin The swordlish Is fight ing mad because he couldn't kiss the mermaid.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. The piles that annoy you so will be niiicklv and permanently healed if vmi use DeWill's Witch Ua/.le Salve. 15.- wareof worthless counterfeits. Drover's City drug store. CASTOniA. Bears the yj "'"d oil ,la,e Bought HE WAS MISTAKEN. But For n Time Ho Tliouaht n Calam ity Had Happened. A man oh a Myrtle avenue car which ! was rolling down Washington street | the other day on its way to New York suddenly stood up and waved his hand and called out: "Conductor, a calamity has happen ed." "What Is It?" was asked as the offi cial came forward. "When I got ou this car way back there, I handed you a half dollar." "Yes, I know." "And you didn't give me any change back." "Yes, I did. I gave you 45 cents, and you put It in your vest pocket." "But I never carry money in my vest pocket, and I've looked— By George, i but here she Is! llow could 1 have I been so careless!" "Don't holler again before you arc hurt," sarcastically advised the con ■ doctor. j "I'm sorry, mighty sorry," replied the ' man as he sat down, "and I hope you ! won't bear any hard feelings. I don't usually make mistakes, but when I couldn't tlnd that 43 cents, when I real ized that I was dead broke In a big town and cubtard pies was 10 cents apiece, such a chill galloped up and down my back that I made a fool of myself before I could get hold of any thing to prevent!"— Brooklyn Citizen. Too Much of a Hood Tlllnwr. Jigsey—Arc you going to spend your vacation on the eastern shore again this season? Wigscy Not on your life. They have clams so often at meals over there that you can hear the shells rattle when the I hoarders walk about, and your stom- I aeh rises and falls with the tide.— Baltimore World. The Telltale Bird. There is a bird I'd like lo k-c, A bird that always tells of me. Whenever 1 have naughty been This bird is surely to drop in And tell mamma just what I've done; Then she rails me "My little son." 1 know ad what she's gointf to say. 'Tis. "Johnny, you've been bad today!" Hut when I ask, ' llow do you know?" She says, "A birdie told me so." And if a piece of pie I take Or even a small bit of cake From pantry where no windows are And 1 creep through the door ajar, This little bird has eyes to see And tell mamma all talcs 'bout me; Yet still 1 never saw this bird, Dut ever of it I have heard. Mnntma snvs, "Oh, he flics around!" 'Tis strange I cannot h#ar a sound, Although 1 look and listen well When i do things I would not tell, Fur fear mamma might call me bad And look at me with eyes so sad Thai 1 am sorry, and 1 say Again, "I'll never disobey." I wish I could this rare bird Ami That tells such tales when 1 doTi't mind. Involution of Corn. Corn, with Its 24 to 32 rows under cultivation, was once but a coarse grass, hiding each seed it produced un der a husk, as wheat and oats now do. Brought out to the light and sun, with a chance to g<*t at enough plant food, it has worked its way up to eight rows of seeds, covering these with one husk. The farmer and nature together have added the extra 10 and 24 rows. Willing to Help. "The echo is much more effective," said the pubic 111 the Alps. "If u shot Is tired, tins anybody a revolver?" "I don't happen to have my pan with uie," remarked the Chicago man of the party, "but here's a knife."—Exchange. Most of the dandies of the Georgian period took as great a pleasure in see ing themselves caricatured as our gen eration does in seeing their photographs In the shop windows. < Summer Weather Under wcar, Men's and Boys' Furnishings, Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes of All Kinds. Large Stoeks and Low Prices. Persons intending to purchase anything in the above lines are requested to call at our store. McMenamin's Hat, Shoe and Gents' Furnishing Store, S3 Scu.tli Centre Street. SWILL BUY A I IATH' P (w ASK THE MAN BEHIND THE CASE W.K.GRESH & SONS. MAKERS. \The Cure that Gures I j Coughs, & V , Colds, j 4) Grippe, (k \ Whooping Cough, Asthma, J JQ Bronchitis and Incipient A Consumption, Is follosl A The German REMEDV £ P Cures throat at\4 Vura. 4'xswses. J J>t>\4 a\\ & i sotAs ( o The.... 1 > Wilkes-Barre *\ ec <*d Is the Best Paper in Northeastern Pennsylvania... ■ It contains Complete l.ocnl, Tele graphic and General News. Prints only the News that's fit to Print... 50 Cents a Month, a°°iess. $6 a Year by Mail The Record, or Carriers Wilkes-Barre. p a . Our goods are all of this season's make and are guaranteed to be worth all we ask for them. RAILROAD TIMETABLES LEHIGH VALLEY KAILEOAD. .1 line 1, 1901. AKHAMJKMKNT or I'ASHKNQBK TRAINS. LEAVE FUBELANB. 6 12 H ni for Wenthorly, Munch Chunk, Allciitown, Hethlelictu, EusLon, I'hilu dclphiu and New York. 7 34 a in for Sandy linn. White Haven, WilkcK-Jhine, I'ittNlon and Scranton. 8 15 ni for II u/, lei on, Weathcrly, Munch Chunk. Allenlown, Bethlehem. KIIBLOII. Philadelphia, New York, Delano and Pottsvillc. 0 30 a ni lor lla/.lelon, Delano, Mahanoy City, Mi'-naiidoah and Mt. Curinel. 1 1 4-is ain for Woatherly. Munch Chunk, Al lenlown, Bethlehem F,anion, l'hihi delphia, New York, Hu/lelon, Delano, Mahanoy l ily, Shenandoah and Ml. Carmel. 115 a in lor While Haven, Wilkes-Bui re, Scranton and the Weal. : 4 44 p in lor WeaMierly, Maneh Chunk, Al - Bethlehem. Huston, Philadel phia, New York, lla/.lelon, Delano, Mnhanov City, Shenandoah, Mt. Carmel and Pottsvillc. 0 35 P m for Sandy llim. While Haven, Wilkcs-Barre, Scranton and all points West. j 7 29 P m for lluzletoii. AllltlVK AT KKISKLAND. 7 34 a in from Pottsville, Delano and IJuz leton. 9 12 a ni from New York, Philadelphia, Eas ton, liethlchein, Allenlown, Maueh (hunk. Wealherly, lla/.lelon. Mahunoy City, Sln nundeah and Ml. Curiuel 9 30 a in from Scranton, Wilkcs-liarre and While Haven. 1 1 5 1 a in from PottHVille, Mt. Curiuel, Shen andoah, Mahanoy City, Delano and ilazlulon. 12 48 p in from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, Jlethluhein. Allenlown, Munch Chunk and Weathcrly. 4 44 P ni from Scranlon, Wilkes-Burre and White Haven. 0 35 P HI from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, Bethlehem Allenlown, Maueh Chunk, Weatherlv, Mt. Curinel, Shenan doah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Huzlc ton. •729 p m from Scranton, Wilkes-Bur re and White Haven. I For further Information inquire of Ticket | Agents. ItuLLI N ll.WllKUK,GoncrHlSuperintendent, 2d Cortlandt street. New York City. CHAS. H. LEE. General Paascnjrcr Aircnt, 2> Cortlundt Street, New York City. G. J. liIIiDHOY, Division Superintendent, i Hazleton, Pa. 'PHK DKLAWAKK, SUSQUEHANNA AND 1 SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in effect March 10,1001. Trains leave Drifton for.leddo, Kcklcy, Ha/.le Brook, Stockton, Beaver Meadow lload, Kuan and Hazleton Junction at 000 a in, dally except Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 2 :w p m, Sunday. Trains leave 1 irifton for llarwood,< 'ranberry, romhiekeii and Deringer at. 600 a m, daily oxccpt Sunday; and 707 a m, 2 38 p m, Sim lay. Trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junction, Garwood lload, Humboldt lload, Oneida and -heppton at HOO a m, daily except Sun- Jay; and 7 07 a in, 2 38 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Harwood, Cranberry, Tomhicken and Doringcr at 635 a ai, daily except Sunday; and 8 53 a ni, 4 22 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida Junction, Harwood lload, Humboldt Road, Onoida and Sliepplon at 6 32, 11 10 a m, 4 41 p m, daily except Sunday; and 7 37 a in, 3 11 pin, Sunday. Trains leave Deringor for Tomhicken, Cran berry, Hai wood, Hazleton Junction and Roan at 500 p m, daily except Sunday; and 337 j a m, ft 0< p in, Sunday. Trains leave Shoppton Tor Oopida, Humboldt ! Road, Harwood Road,Oneida Junction, Hazle ton Junction and Roan at 7 11 a in, 1240 626 ; p m, daily except Sunday; and 8 11 a in! 3 44 j p w, Sunday. Trains leave Sbeppton for Reaver Meadow ' lload, Stockton, Ilazle Brook, Kcklcy, Joddo and Drifton at 5 20 p m, daily, except Sunday: and 811 a m, 344 pm, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Beaver Meadow Road, Stockton. Ha/.le Brook, Kcklcy Jeddo and Drifton at 549 p m, daily' except Sunday; and 10 10 a m, 5 40 p ra. Sunday' All trains connectm Hazleton Junction with electric cars tor Hazleton, Jeanesville, Auden ried and other points on the Traction Com pany's line. Train leaving Drifton at 600 a m makes connection at Derinßer with P. it. R. trains for Wllkesbarre, Sunbury, Harrisburg and points west. LUTUEU C. SMITH, Superintendent.