FREELfIND TRIBUNE. KSTA Itl.ISlI Kl IRSB. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, BY THE TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY, Limited OFFICE; MAIN STREET ABOVE CENTRE, LONO DISTANCE TELEPHONE. SUBSCRIPTION RATES FREEL AND.- Hie Tin BUNK Is delivered by carriers to subscribers in Freelandatthe rate of 12fc cents per month, payable every two months, or SI.OO a year, payable in advance- The TRIBUNE may be ordered direct form the carriers or from the office. Complaints of Irregular or tardy delivery service will re. oeive prompt attention. BY MAIL —The TRIBUNE is sent to out-of town subscribers for $1.6:) a year, payable in advance; pro rata terms for shortor peril ds. The ilatu when the subscription expires is on the address label of each paper. Prompt re newals must bo made at the expiration, other wise the subscription will be discontinued. Entered at the Postoffioe at Freelaud. Pa., as Second-Clasp Matter. Make all money orders, checks, etc. t pnyable to the Tribune I'rinling Company, Limited. The United States now stands lit. the head of the world's exporting nations. The complete figures for the calendar year 1900, when compared with those of other nations, show that our ex ports of domestic products are greater than those of any other country. The total exports of domestic merchandise from the United States in the calendar year 1900 were $1,453,013,(559; those from the United Kingdom, which has heretofore led in the race for this distinction, were $1,418,348,000, and those from Germany $1,050,611,000. A young and lovely woman com mitted suicide the other day under circumstances the most heartless in their origin, the most piteous in their outcome. Several months ago the vic tim's sweetheart died, and her grief and longing, by some process incon ceivable to normal minds, seemed tit matter to several of her girl com panions for a practical joke. With a refinement of cruelty, cunningly util izing a speaking tube, they imitated the dead man's voice. "Come with me!" it said to her, and she (God pity herb did her best. Not so much in the passing agony of her quick re sponse as in tlie pitiful unpromise of the life whose ending shows it might have been so true, is there a memory : whip for those who made an unseem- i ly jest of a love within whose shadow they should go bent and penitent through their days. Certain defects in our present meth ods of punishing crime are pointed out in the Nineteenth Century by the London Assistant Commissioner of Police. Dr. Anderson finds that the short sentence for thieving and burg- ! lary has no deterrent effect, being | reckoned by the offender as a regular chance of the business. So far his study confirms the growing favor of the indeterminate sentence. Not en tirely, however, for he finds no ef fective method for checking the alarm ing increase in the number of profes sional criminals short of a life sen tence on tli-* second offence, and pro poses only this mitigation that the few cases of assured reform should he discharged. lie argues that we should not try to punish crime already com mitted, but look to the safety of so ciety for the future, and he does not see how this is to be assured short of the permanent detention of the incor rigible criminal. Tiny Anvil*. The anvil that rings to the sturdy blacksmith's riledge may weigh 200, 300 or 400 pounds, but there are an vils whose weight is counted in ounces. These are used by jewelers, silversmiths, and various other work ers. Counting shapes, sizes, styles of fin ish. and so on, tlie.se little anvils are made in scores of varieties, ranging in weight from fifteen ounces up to a number of pounds each. Some gf these little anvils, weighing perhaps two pounds, are shaped precisely like the big anvils. Others have shapes adapted to their special uses. AH the little anvils are of the finest steel. They are all trimly finished, often nickel plated, and those surfaces that are brought into use are finished with what is called a mirror polish, the surface being made as smooth as glass. These little anvils are made up to five pounds afid some of them up to ten pounds in weight. They are made some in the United States and some In Germany.—New York Sun. Miss Gotaman Got One. She succeeded. Miss Getamnn was married at Oak Grove, Mo., a few days since. One of the most destructive earth quakes in the world's history was that which occurred in Yeddo iii the year 1703. when 190,000 people were killed he Province of Auatrlas, Spain, has no fewer than 23 centenarians in a total population of/500.000. England's rainfall is equal to 3,000 tons on Ike acre each year. [ MRS. SWAN'S S2O GOLD PIECE.I A -Y LOUISE MARTIN HOPKINS. 4 I(TT is pretty." I Mrs. Swan lifted the end of the 1 long strip of linen which lay across Althea's lap and looked admir ingly at the open-work embroidery with which it was adorned. Althea smilled assent and went on snipping and drawing out threads. It was a hot June afternoon, and, for the sake of the slight breeze, Althea had brought her work out on the porch. For companionship Mrs. Swan had followed her, and sat nursing her arms on the top step. Every few mo ments Mrs. Swan would arise and hurry into the kitchen to stir some thing that was bubbling and boiling on the stove. Every time she moved her clean, crisp calico dress rustled. "Althea," she gasped, as she sank down and wiped her face on her apron after one of these hurried journeys to the hot kitchen. "Althea, I'm going to ask a queer favor of you." "Yes?" questioned Althea, in sur prised interest. She had never known Mrs. Swan to ask a favor of any one. "I want you to loan mp a dollar." Mrs.. Swan made the request with evi dent reluctance. She went on quickly before Althea could reply, "You c'n take it out of your board money." "Why, certainly," said Althea. in amazement, "I owe you more than that. I can let you have more than that. I wish you—" "No," interrupted Mrs. Swan, "one dollar is all I shall need. I want to get a piece of linen like this. I want to make my sister Sue a bureau scarf for a birthday present." Mrs. Swan smoothedtheshlmmerlng surface of the linen with caressing fin gers. "Long's haven't the right kind. I want the dollar to go to Went's and get a piece just like this." Althea drew out a long shining thread and wound it around her hand. "I know you think it strange that I should ask you for the money instead of Hiram," continued Mrs. Swan, look ing suspiciously into Althea's face for some sign of inquisitiveness. But Al thea bent placidly over her work. "I did ask Hiram for it last night. But instead of giving me what I wanted, what do you suppose he did?" Althea bit off a thread and made a slight negative motion of her head. She knew Mrs. Swan's peculiarities too well to risk a verbal reply. A word, especially the wrong word, might have disastrous results. "He took a piece of money out of his pocket, laid it on the corner of the mantel and went off to bed without saying a word. This morning when I looked at the money I saw that it was a S2O gold piece. I thought of course that Hiram had made a mistake; you know a S2O gold piece and a silver dol lar aro about tue same size and heft, and it is rather dark in the room; for, since daylight lasts so long we hardly ever have a light. But at noon when I asked him about it, he said no, it was all right; he hadn't made any mis take, and kind of grinned, and that Was all I could get out of him." Mrs. Swan paused and Althea knew that some response was expected from her. A person unacquainted with the intricacies of Mrs. Swan's mind would have been sure to blunder. Althea might have been consumed with curi osity as to what happened next, but she only threaded her needle with >reat deliberation and remarked casu ally: "Well?" What actually did happen made Al thea catch her breath and shrink away from Mrs. Swan as if her friend had struck her. "It's just Hiram's meanness!" ex claimed Mrs. Swan, bitterly. "And it's just like him. He thought it was fool ish extravagance in me getting the linen. Ho thought if he gave me one dollar I would spend it for something that didn't amount to anything, but if he gave me twenty dollars I would put it in the bank and save it. Save, save; I get sick and tired of saving." Althea's eyes sparkled with indigna tion at what she thought to be an un just accusation. She opened her lips to speak, but thought better of it and closed them again. Mrs. Swan, blind to everything but her own grievance, went on with her tirade, "It's just stinginess. He knew I wouldn't break into a S2O gold piece just to get a little piece of linen. It wouldn't be over GO cents, and 1 counted on getting the thread besides with the dollar. I've earn—" A loud hissing sound, mingled with the odor of burning fruit juice, camo from the kitchen, warning Mrs. Swan that her supper needed immediate at tention. Althea hoard her lift a basin from the stove, empty the contents, and carry them to the ice-box. It was stewed cherries, and the delicious spicy odor filled the air. When she came back Mrs. Swan seemed a little ashamed of her anger. She sat silently gazing at the horizon for a few moments with haunted, burn ing eyes. When she spoke gain it was with moderation. "Now I've made such a fool of my self," she said, "I suppose I might as well tell you the whole story as to the way Hiram and I fell out on money matters. It began five years ago last spring, when we built this house. See that wire fence out there by the side of the barn?" Althea was well aware of the exist ence of thnt fence. She skirted it twice daily on her way to anu from school, and moro than one rent in gown and jacket testified not only to its exist- ence, but to the sharpness and tenacity of its barbs. "Well," continued Mrs. Swan, "the spring we built this house the 40 acres of land enclosed ey that fence was for sale. Hiram wanted to buy it, but I wanted to build a house. We had money enough to do one of these things, but not enough for both. Hiram thought the house might wait a year, but If we didn't buy the land at once Rube Thornton would. "I had my heart set on the house. The old shanty that we'd lived in ever since we kept house wasn't fit to house cattle in. It was leaky and dirty, and the walls were full of mice and roaches and bugs unmentionable. I didn't feel as if I could live in it another year. So we built, and before the summer was out llube bought the land and run was out Rube bought the land and run his line fence within ten feet of tur barn door. "Hiram was mad, and, of course, blamed me; although the next year, when we got ready to buy, we got bet ter land for less money 011 the other side —good smooth farm land, while while Rube's 40 will never be fit for anything but pasture. But, somehow, the site of that fence so near has al ways seemed to rile Hiram. "I said then that I'd never ask him for another thing that I could possibly get along without, and I never have until I asked him for that dollar last night. I've paid for all that we've eaten and most that we've had to wear with butter and poultry, and I'm six months ahead at Long's now." Mrs. Swan rested her chin in her hand and relapsed into a moody si lence. Althea folded her work and went lip-stairs to get the money. A great many things that had puzzled her before were made plain by Mrs. Swan's confidence. She had often wondered why Mr. and Mrs. Swan treated each other with such studied coldness. She had also wondered at the meager furmsnings of the house. The house itself was a handsome and commodious farm-house, but the fur niture was the same that had been used in the old log shanty. And Mrs. Swan loved pretty things. Althea liked both Mr. and Mrs. Swan. In the eight months that she had made her home with them she had, in spite of xurs. Swan's peculiari ties, come to esteem them highly. Mr. Swan as director of the school district in which she had taught, had especial ly won her respect. He had seemed to her almost an ideal officer, entering heartily into ail her schemes for the improvement of the school, and showing no sign of the parsimony of which his wife accused him. As Althea opened a drawer to get her purse, a photograph lying face up wards confronted her. She lifted the velvet case and looked long into the pictured face. The clear eyes seemed to gaze back at her with a new signifi cance. It was Hugh, dear Hugh, who was working so hard and so patiently to prepare the little home for her com ing. Althea saw the dear face through the mist of an almost overwhelming desire to see him at once. She wanted to lay her arm around his neck and listen to his heart beat, while they made their vows all over again. Would they, could she and Hugh ever come to be to each other what Mr. and Mrs. Swan were? The suggestion was altogether abhorrent to Althea. She had not presumed to hope that their united lives could be all sun shine; sickness would come, and troubles and worries common to hu mankind; aye, even death itself might for a time separate them. But not this other— Althea laid the little picture down on the bureau and bowed her face upon it. "Not that,' she murmured; "oh, anything but that." It was almost a prayer. Althea walked slowly down stairs and laid the dollar in Mrs. Swan's hand. "I guess Hiram's afraid we'll all die in the poorhouse," Mrs. Swan re marked facetiously, as Althea re sumed her work. But Althea could not make a jest of it. To her it was a very serious mat ter. She tried to see her own future from Mrs. Swan's point of view and it frightened her. She looked up quickly, almost defiantly. She must speak. "Mrs. Swan, you are mistaken. Your husband want's you to have that S2O gold piece." Altliea's voice was very stern. "Wha-whaat did you say?" gasped Mrs. Swan. "He wants you to have that money tor your very own. He's sorry that he was cross with you about the house, und he wants to make it up in some way. Oh. Mrs. Swan, please forgive me tor speaking. But you have all been so kind to me, and I cannot bear to see you misunderstand each other in this cruel manner." Althea was getting incoherent. The instant the words had left her lips she would have given worlds to have recalled them. Mrs. Swan was very angry. Her lips were set in a straight line, and Althea was conscious-strick en at the effect of her Interference. S.ie knelt on the floor and slipped her arms around Mrs. Swan's waist. "Please forgive me," she pleaded. "I know that Mr. Swan meant for you to have the S2O gold piece to do with as you liKe. He didn't say so because he didn't know how to come at it; men are such proud, stupid creatures. He wouldn't care one bit if you spent every cent of it tor bureau scarfs." Althea laughed a little nervous laugh at her own absurd suggestion, and the awful lines about Mrs. Swan's lips re laxed a little. Althea'p hopes arose. After a long pause, during which Mrs. Swan seemed swayed between the two extremes of anger and remorse, ' she said abruptly: "But S2O is a great deal of money. What could I do with 5 so much?" Althea felt that the battle was won. would be well. To say the right thing in the right way was what she must do. The S2O gold piece was a peace 1 offering, and the success of its mission • depended upon herself. Wellington ! marshaling his hosts at Waterloo was not more circumspect than she. "Oh, you can get rid of it," she said brightly, "never fear as to that part oP ' it." She picked up her work, and \ on in the most matter-of-fact tone, j "You can get your linen for one thing, and you can get one of those gingham • dress patterns that you thought so pretty. Then you might make Mr. ' Swan a present of an arm-chair with [ part of it. Hasn't he a birthday or an anniversary of some sort coming soon that vou can remind him of in thin way ?" Mrs. Swan vouchsafed no reply tf. these bold suggestions. She sat stiff and unyielding, but Althea saw that she was interested in spite of herself, and went bravely on. "You ought to subscribe for a couple of good periodicals for Rob. He needs them. It would help keep him away J from the saw mill. Haven't you no ticed that he never goes the evenings ' my magazine comes?" This last was a very adroit move on Althea's part Mrs. Swan's life was ' made burdensome a great share of the time by her only son's predilection for haunting the dangerous neighborhood of the saw mill, and by his association with more or less disreputable char acters who freauented the mill. "Then there is always the library fund," went on Althea gayly. "You can give a dollar to that. I had planned to solicit 50 cents from each family. But to help you dispose ofthis troublesome S2O gold piece, I will let you give more. Then with the vast sum which we expect to realize from our grand last-day entertainment, we will be quite rich." Althea had planned to close her career as a district schoolteacher by laying the foundation of a library in the Swan district. And lightly as she spoke of the project its success, was very near her heart. "Well," admitted Mrs. Swan, after another prolonged silence, during which Althea vacillated between hope and despair, "maybe I have been stub born and blind. If I have, I've been well punished for it. I'm going to think it over. Anyway, Althea, you're a good girl." And Althea was more than satisfied with this meager ad mission of Mrs. Swan's forgiveness. For three days Mrs. Swan went about her work with the jerky abstraction of one inwardly perturbed. Every morn ing when Althea came down to break fast she cast a surreptitious glance at the corner of the mantel where the S2O gold piece lay in serene purity of metal. On the fourth morning she caught her breath with a little gasp of ner vous uncertainty when she saw that the yellow disc was gone. Mrs. Swan was cutting thin slices of ham for Althea's lunch. She glanced quickly at Althea when she came into the room. Her cheeks were quite pink, and her eyes were suffused with a new, soft light. Next Tuesday's our wedding anni versary," she said in a low, joyous tone. "We've been married just 15 years. I'm going to get Hiram one of those arm-chairs at Duffey's. I'll hitch up and come along by the sehoolhouse this afternoon about 4 o'clock, and you can come along and help pick it out. Which do you suppose he'd like best, the leather or the plush?" "The leather, of course, you dear little woman," said Althea, as she walked around the table and kissed Mrs. Swan on the forehead.—The La dies' World. An 1 mailt in l-'nhle. Every one will recall the Aesopie story of the lion and the mouse; how | the life of the mighty monarch was saved by the small creature whom 119 once had spared, says George S. Hill i man in the Atlantic. To our recogni | tion in this story of a truth universal I in its human application is due, al most entirely, our • interest in the mouse and the lion. In our eyes they are not a mouse and a lion, but two men teaching the lessons that th mishty shall be humbled, that nothing is too insignificant to be of some ser ! vice, and that it is good to cast bread upon the waters. We do not stop to ! consider whether a lion understands J the mouse language, or whether a mouse is given to gratitude. They ar ! merely convenient forms, essentially j human, and they show animal chap. I acteristics only very secondarily, j when at all. In the Indian tales 1 { where animals figure as chief charac j ters, the method is the same, though i there is often the added purpose of doctrinnl instruction, feasible because ! of the Buddhistic belief in the trans migration of men's souls into the bodies of beasts. The Bible shows • i similar use; and perhaps in all litera i tore there is not a nobler instance of I the introduction of animals to teach 1 1 ethical truth than is to be found in the parable of the lost sheep. NnH'ilinl Telephones In Niirirnv. i , The Norwegian government has pnr : ' chased the private telephones of the ; country and the telephone service of the kingdom is now in the hands of 1 j the government n/luSIC FOR HAND-ORGANS- What the Oreni Coat anil Where the Money ie Made. There is a little shop oil Elisabeth street, the owner of which has a fac tory in Brooklyn, where most of the new hand organs are turned out, and the old ones repaired, and this is the season when times are busiest. "For hand organs," said the head of the shop, "seem never to get too old to b& used. They can be patched and patched again, and passed from hand to hand and from town to town, until every part of them has been renewed over and over again. The voyages and adventures of a hand-organ are as varied as those of a tramp steamer. They take in every side of life, from the beginning, in the swell quarters of the metropolis, to the end, knocking around the country in company with a monkey and his owner." The choice of the music for the hand organ lies with the manufacturers. The publishers of songs send him the popular song 3 as soon as they have been marked success, and the manu facturer uses those which he thinks are the most popular. The particular tunes which are chosen for any one instrument, though, depends on the quarter of the city through which lies the beat of the man who turns the crank. Every city organ-grinder has a definite beat, and covers a certain round of streets more or less regularly every day. If the beat lies through the German or Italian quarter, then German or Italian national characteristic airs are added to the repertoire of the organ. If the organ is to travel through upper Fifth avenue in the region of the Fifties (and this is the best beat in New York, for if the man gets any thing at all there he gets a good deal, and the pay for "moving on" is higher than elsewhere), some opera airs and a "romance" are used. In the Bowery region it is rag-ume and waltzes that bring in the most money. "If a man will tell us the beat he wants to travel, in the city or out, up the Harlem, back in the state, or any where in the whole country," said the maker of the organs, "we'll give him the proper set of tunes to fit his trip. Hand-organs are kept more up to date now than in old times, and the airs in the barrel of an instrument can be changed easily enough to fit the popular taste, though, of course, not without any expense." There are about 300 licenses issued in New York City, mostly to Italians, and that is a conservative estimate of the number of performers on the streets. The work of this particular variety of cigale gives the lie to the proverb, for two men on a good beat will make as much as 11.50 apiece a day, or ever more in the best months. August and September are the best months for the city, and for the coun try too, though in that part of the world any summer month is a profit able one for the organ grinders. The factory, of course, is busiest just now, getting ready for the summer season. Hand-organs are not cheap. A good one will cost as much as S2OO, though the price varies a good deal, according to the quality of the instrument. There are organs made with additional instru ments, such as drums and cymbals, and these are more expensive. Some of them are made with arrangements for turning the crank mechanically. One kind in particular, which is a good deal used by women who want to have their hands free to do a tambour ine act while the music is going one, is run by a spring, which is wound up by two or three vigorous turns of the handle before each tune.—New York Post. TO MAKE LENSES LIKE EYES. Problem of tlo Photographer Stereo scope Not Demi. "A curious popular delusion about photography," remarked the proprietor of a big Broadway studio, "is that wo are worrying ourselves to discover a method of color work; for—this year's illustrated Nature-books to the con trary. notwithstanding—k hasn't been discovered yet. Now, very few of us waste any thought on that at all. When the process is originated, it will come from some scientific laboratory. "Frankly, we are all after the | "stereoscope effect.' We want to make ! the lenses 'see double,' like the eyes, I you know, so that the object photo graphed may stand out as it does in real vision. Our constantly having to limit ourselves to 'seeing black and white,' may keep us from thinking overmuch on the potentialities, of color; but the unified stereoscope, 'per spective in photography'—well, we can't help feeling that ought to be within the range of practical optics. Certainly, there are as many cranks pestering us with its discovery as there are perpetual-motion inventors enrolled in the books of the Patent Office. When it does come, though, it will call for another Col. Sellars to reckon up the "millions in it.' "And, speaking of the stereoscope, do you know that the sale of that dear old standby of the front parlor what not has really never fallen off? There are still several firms making the ancient yellow-mounted views of Niag ara. the Yellowstone, and the Battle field of Gettysburg. No blasphemous present-day scoffing has touched them. More curious than that. too. a young friend of mine, who travels for a photo supply house, has just discovered in a little, back-country Ohio town an old fellow who is still making the genuine and original daguerreotype. He is put ting that gentle old rose-tint on the cheeks, is gilding the ladies' brooches and earrings, and is fiaming his little art-works in their inseparable r.atin lined leather-eases."—New York Post. TODAY. "To-day" unsullied comes to thoc— new-born, To-morrow is not thine; 'The sun may cease to shine For thee, ere earth shall greet its morn. Be_earnest, then, in thought and deed. Nor fear approaching night; Calm comes with evening light, And bops, ami peace. Thy duty heed "to-day." —John I{ushin. HUMOROUS. Charlie—Does she return your love? Freddie—Ya-as; she says she has no use for it. Wigg—lJ'Auber, the painter, says he is wedded to his profession. Wagg— A bachelor of art, eh? Muggins—There goes a fellow who sticks up for his employer. Buggins— Who is he? Muggins—A bill poster. Dußrati —There goes a man who has a good many drawbacks. Forge—Who is he? Dußrau —A peddler of mustard plasters. "Do make yourselves at horns, la dies," said the unfortunately careless hostess one day to her visitors. "I'm at home myself, and I wish you all were." Hoax—Did you ever notice that, trol ley motormen always give funerals the right of way. Joax—Certainly. Why shouldn't they observe the funeral rites? "You have a keen sense of humor." said the phrenologist, "and a great reverence for old age." "What a great joke writer I would have made," mur mured the subject. Smith—Say, Sappy, what's the trouble between you and Bragg? He says the next time he sees you he'll knock some sense into that head of yours. Saphead—Huh! He can't do it. Mr. Askit—And how do you like keeping a diary. Miss Gabbcigh—Oh, it keeps me so busy writing about what I have been doing that I do not have any time to do anything to write about. Bluffer—Why did you pull that tooth before I was ready? Dr. Dent —Weren't you ready? Bluffer —Naw. I wasn't. Dr. Dent —Oh, very well; I'll pull an other just to give you one more chance. Mrs. Newrich—Now this here ball dress o' mine must have a train to it. Modiste—Yes, madam, what sort of a train? Mrs. Newrich—Why, suppose you put on one o' them vestibule trains you read about so much in the papers. TWO EAGLES KILL A DEER. A Lumberman'* Story of a Flglit In tlie Womln of Maine. W. P. Oakes, who has just returned to Dover, Me., from a surveying expe dition in the Moosehead Lake region, brings back a story of a fight between two hungry eagles and a deer, which was related to him by an eye witness of the affair, S. D. Rice of Guilford, a lumberman. One morning Rice started from camp with a sled. In following the tote road he observed some distance ahead of him a fine deer, which disappeared on his approacht Continuing on to a bend in the road he again saw the deer, which again withdrew as the sled ad vanced.' Not more than five minutes later Mr. Rice was astonished to see, stretched out dying in the snow near the road side, the identical deer that had fled on seeing him, and perched upon its side were two large black white-head ed eagles. The birds flew away on seeing Rice. He thinks they must have weighed 40 or 50 pounds each and have had a spread of wings of from six to eight feet. He thinks the eagles had been watch ing the deer for some time and waiting until it had reached an open spot in the woods so they could attack it. Then they hurled themselves upon the ani mal with terrific force and laid him low with blows from wings and beaks. Mr. Rico picked the deer up and placed it upon his sled, intending to take it back to camp and save its life if possible, but before he had driven half a mile further the deer breathed its last. The sharp beaks of the eagles had severed a number of arteries in the animal's neck and it bled to death on the sled.—New York Sun. Homo Life in Japiin. In Japan the higher class ladies never go to market; the market comes to them. That is, the dealers call and offer wares for sale at their customers' doors. The fish merchant brings his stock, and if any is sold prepares it for cooking. The green grocer, the sake dealer, and nowadays the meat, man all go to their patrons' houses. In the morning the ladies are frequent ly engaged in the characteristic occu pation of doing harimona; that is, in starching eld clothes and spreading them on large boards to dry in the sun shine. This is the first stop to making over old garments, and is done in tho open air. Nearly all Japanese women make their own clothes; at all events, even the very richest embroider their garments themselves. They are very economical little dressmakers.— Woman's Home Companion. Adjimtnlili' Antlior*. The most cheerful author —Samuel Smiles. The noisest —Howells. The tallest—Longfellow. The most flowery—Hawthorne. The holiest—Pope. The happiest—Gay. The most amusing—Thomas Tiekell. The most fiery—Burns. The most talkative —Chatterton. The most distressed —Akenside — Chicago Tlmea-Herald.