BEST SPRING MEDICM
The Palm Given to Dr. Greene's
Nervura.
Tbat Grand Jury, the People, Have So
Decided.
Used by Hundreds of Thousands in
Spring as a Blood Medicine.
Dr. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy is indeed "The world's Great
Spring Medicine. it has come to be
recognized by almost everybody as the
best possible spring medicine to take,
and hundreds of thousands of our
people use it during the trying spring
months, to tone up anew the relaxed
nerves and re-invigorate and enrich
tho blood.
A spring medicine is a necessity if
one wishes to keep in perfect health
and vigor during tho changes from
winter to summer. This grand spring
tonic, this perfect spring medicine, Dr.
Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy, is exactly what the system
needs at this season. It not only
purifies, but makes rich, red blood; it
not only strengthens and invigorates
the nervous system, but re-energizes
and revitalizes the nerves by feeding
them with renewed nerve force and
power. It is not only an aid to diges
tion, but it creates a regular, natural
and healthy action of the bowels, liver,
kidneys, which in the spring aj'e al
ways sluggish and inactive.
In fact, it is just what people need
to make them well and keep them well
during these months, so threatening
to tho health of all, and when it is con
sidered that Dr. Greene's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy is made en
tirely from pure, health-giving vege
table remedies, and that people give
it more testimoma.; of cure than any
other remedy on earth, no one can
doubt that it is the very host spring
remedy for everybody to use.
Mr. Gustave Lelbr.ch, of 337 First
street, Jersey City, N. J., says:
"I was troubled with sic!: headaches,
and could not sleep on account of tho
pains in ray head. I was suffering
night and day with dyspepsia, could
not eat anything, my stomach would
sour so. I ha J to starve myself to have
any ease. I had to give up work at
last, I was so nervous and miserable,
and I was falling away in flesh so that
my friends hardly knew me. I tried
several remedies, but without avail.
At last someone recommended Dr.
Greene's Nervura blood anil iurvc rem
edy. i tried one bottle ~ d began to
improve. I started :u to eat all right;
then I picked up my health; my head
aches disappeared, and my weakness
and sour stomach wont away. I used
three bottles, and could sleep all night
with ease; I used six bottles, and felt
like a new man. I can now do a hard
day's work without any trouble, and I
am as happy a bird in spring. 1 was
so miserable, always er-ifering, always
in pain, but now i am like a new man."
Use Dr. Gre.-ne's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy this spring, for It is tho
discovery and prescription of a well
known physician, Dr. Greene, of 35
W. 14th St., New iork City, who is
responsible for its beneficial action,
and who can be consulted freo ol
charge, pei> n J / <■* by letter.
Frosh Embroyo Makes Old Wheat Grow.
The statement has frequently been
made that it is possible to cause grains
of wheat found in ancient Egyptian
sepulchers to germinate and grow. This
statement has been disputed, and the
question was discussed at a recent mean
ing of the French Academy of Sciences,
it was shown that while the albumen of
vheat found in a tomb 6.000 years old
lad undergone no alteration, the cm
ryo was changed and could not be
rauscd to germinate. But a fresh em
>ryo placed in the ancient albumen
vould grow, and this fact, it was said,
irobably accounted for the statement
jhat the old Egyptian wheat rescued
roin its long entombment would sprout
ind grow.—Youth's Companion.
There are only four statues in the
United Kingdom erected to the memory
Df women other than royalties. The
first statue of a women erected in Eng
land was that of Sister Dora, the Wal
sall nurse; the second was that of Mrs.
Siddons, the third Flora Macdonald.
and the fourth that unveiled at Duncon
a year or two ago in memory of Burns'
"Highland Mary."
Thwre In n Class of People
Who aro injurod by the ÜBO of coffee. Recently
thero has boen placed in all the grocory Btorei
a new preparation called GBAIM-O, made oi
pure grains, that takes the placo of coffee
The rapat delieato stomach recoivcß it without
distress, and but few can toll it from coffeo. It
does not cost over %a much. Children may
drink it with great bonofit. 15 cts. and 25 cU*
per package. Try it. Ask for GBAIN-O.
Sistersvillc, W. Va., which is in a rich
oil and gas country, got its name from
the fact that an apparently valueless
tract of 1.500 acres was given to seven
sisters, and consequently called "sisters'
farm!" A little prospecting showed the
land to be immensely valuable, and ;\
growing town of some thousands of in
habitants now occupies the farm.
ICangliftigr l<cad* to Con*nmpt!on.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at once.
Go to your druggist to-day and got a sample
bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50 cent bottles.
Go at once, delays are dangerous.
Cattlemen in South Dakota are gen
erally agreed that it is time to abandon
the present method of branding cattle
as cruel. In New Zealand they have a
composition which is used to make an
rasily distinguishable mark. It is ap
plied with a cold iron, destroying the
hair or hide, but not causing pain to
the aniirai.
The total yield of the catch of fish in
Canada last year was $21,891,706. being
an increase of about $2,200,000 over h
catch of the preceding year.
HIS FELLOW MAN.
I try to lovo ray fellow man,
T nlway# do the best 1 can,
K'eti though lie whistles night and 110011
Some fiercely execrable tune;
M en though lie lie the motorman
Who grins whene'er he balks my plan
To board his swiftly speeding car
Which I had heralded afar;
Though he he one of those who say
Just what the plot is at the phiy
Ami taps his foot against my chair
Until lie drives me to despair;
Though lie be up at early dawn
To shovel snow or mow the luwn,
I love liiin still. 1 do my best.
But, oh, it is a fearful test!
—Washington JStar.
HUMOROUS.
Blobbs—They are as like as two peas
in a pod. Slobbs—But, my dear fel
low, there's only one p in pod.
Sillieus—Clothes don't make the
man. Cynieus—Nor the woman. The
new woman often wears old clothes.
Hoax—What an egotistical fellow
that young medical student is. Joax—
Yes; I suppose he is going to be an 1
specialist.
Tommy—Pop. an eagle is ten dol
lars, isn't it? Tommy's Pop—Yes, my
son. Tommy—Then does it take an
eagle to go on a lark?
"I think," said the man who was
growing bald, "I'll have a hair cut."
"Why not have the whole dozen or so
cut?" queried tho funny barber.
Wilson—l told the chef to prepare
the fowl so that it would tickle my
palate. Smythe—Did he obey. Wil
son—Yes; ho left the feathers on.
"I pine for you," sighed the lover.
"Then you ought to spruce up," re
plied the girl; which disproves the
theory that women have no sense of
humor.
Mrs. Suburbs—How are you getting
along without a hired girl? Mrs.
Cities—Very badly. I never could
work right unless I had some one
over me.
"In dealing with the criminal clas
ses," remarked the eminent psycholo
gist, "we must rely upon psychic force,"
"I'd rather rely upon the police force,"
murmured the Cheerful Idiot.
"Look here!" cried the patron, "this
coffee's cold." "Well." retorted the
waiter, "if it was hot it would burn
your mout' ter beat de band. You
don't know what's good fur ye."
"I dunno what's the matter with me
today," said the clumsy butcher, "my
fingers seem to be all thumbs." "Yes,"
remarked the customer significantly,
"they appear to be in the weigh."
"I'm sorry. John, but the moths have
eaten a hole through the pocket of
your winter overcoat." "Through the
pocket, eh?" returned the husband,
"I'll bet they were female moths."
Blobbs—-Wigwag went out in his
new automobile for the first time the
other day. Slobbs—How did it turn
out? Blobbs —It didn't turn out.
That's the reason Wigwag is in the
hospital.
Smnllimt of Wll<l Cattle.
Celebes has the distinction of being
the home of the smallest living repre
sentative of the wild cattle, or indeed
of the wild cattle of any period of the
earth's history, for no equally diminu
tive fossil member of the group ap
pears to be known to science. An
idea of the extremely diminutive pro
portions of the anoa, or sapi-utau, as
the animal in question is respectively
called by the inhabitants of Celebes
and the Malays, may be gained when
it is stated that its height at the
shoulder is only three feet four inches,
whereas that of the great Indian wild
ox, or gaur, is at least six feet four
inches, and may, according to some
writers, reach as much as seven feet.
In fact, the anoa is really not much,
if at all, larger than a well-grown
Soutlulcwn sheep, and scarcely ex
coeds in this respect the little domes
ticated Bramini cattle shown a few
years ago at the Indian exhibition
held at court.
The anoa has many of the char
acteristics of the large Indian buffalo,
but its horns are relatively shorter,
less curved, and more upright. In
this, as well as in certain other re
spects, it is more like the young than
the adult of the last-named species,
and, as young animals frequently
show ancestral features which are
gradually lost as maturity is approach
ed, it would be a natural supposition
that the anoa is a primitive type of
buffalo.—London Knowledge.
Weight l>v Inchon.
"Forty and a half," sung out the
cutter of a Chestnut street tailoring
firm as he passed the tape across a
customer's clicst. Thirty-eight was
registered when the measure girded
tho customer's waist, and then the
cutter stepped back and sized up the
patron's height as compared with
that of the salesman who was record
ing the measurements. "Your weight
is lGu pounds," he said. "One sixty
seven," spoke up the man who was
being measured for a coat. "How did
you guess it?" "No guesswork about
it. I simply compared your height
with that of the salesman hero, who I
know is 5 feet eight inches iall. You
are about two inches taller, or say,
5 feet 10 inches. With chest and
waist measurement and a man's
height figured out. I can come within
a pound or two of his weight every
time, as my close estimate of your
avoirdupois proves. Of course, there
are exceptions, notably the man with
the very slim waist and wide should
ers. who is invariably much lighter in
build tlian his appearance and meas
urements indicate. In that ease I
drop about. 10 pounds from mv figures,
and manage to come prettv near the
mark."—Philadelphia Record.
WHIPPED THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
An Incident of Early Unys In the History
of MiiiHOuri.
A group of teachers who attended
the recent meeting of the Northwest
Missouri Teachers' association in St.
•Joseph were discussing in the hearing
of a local newspaper man the great
changes that had taken place during
the last few years in the manners and
customs prevalent in the district of
country schools. Much of the rowdy
ism that formerly was such a promi
nent feature in some of the schools in
remote settlements has entirely disap
peared and as a rule the pupils are as
well behaved and conduct themselves
in as becoming manner as they do in
the cities. One of the teachers —a Mr.
S. —related an experience that he had
a number of years ago in one of the
southern counties of Missouri. The
school to which he had been appoint
ed for the winter was one of the
toughest in the country. The teacher
during tiie previous winter had been
thrown badiy out of the school one
day by the pupils and was compelled
to resign.
Mr. hi resolved that nothing of that
kind should occur during his adminis
tration and from the first he ruled
things with an iron hand. The school
term was pretty well advanced before
some ef the older pupils entered, so
that he had little trouble at first. Some
of these were strapping fellows six
fe6t in height, short in book learning,
but long on physical strength. For
several weeks their behaviour was
above reproach. One day Mr. S. went
out to the coal shed, which stood
some distance from the schoolhouse,
to got a bucket of coal. When he re
turned he found the school door lock
ed and about 15 of the largest pupils
upon the inside of the building, where
they were having a good time. All of
the teacher's requests for admittance
wero received with shouts of derisive
laughter and it looked for a time as if
the day's session had been abruptly
brought to a close.
There are two locks on the door, a
spring lock and ono of the common
variety, and it occurred to Mr. S. that
if the puipls had only secured the
spring lock he was all right, for he
had the key in his pocket. It took
him but a short time to put the key
in the lock, and great was his surprise
when the door yielded and he was
again upon the inside. The sudden ap
pearance of Mr. S. among the rebels
disconcerted them, as they were not
expecting any such ending to their
sport. One of the young men tried
to brush past, but he was hurled to
one side and the others in the school
room were ordered to their scats. The
few scholars who still remained upon
the playground were admitted to tlie
school-room and the doors locked.
Mr. S. is a man of powerful physique
and is as strong as the proverbial ox.
He determined then and there to put
an end to any further insubordination.
He asked why he had been locked out
and who had suggested it. There was
no reply.
Mr. S. took off his coat, laid it. upon
a chair and called out the pupils who
had been concerned in the uprising
one at a time. Most of them came out
promptly to receive the severest whip
ping they had ever had in their lives.
Several refused to come out, but they
were unmercifully whipped ia their
seats. One strapping young fellow,
the bully of the school, tried to mix
up with Mr. S.. but he received a
stunning blow in the face that sent
him sprawling. When Mr. S. got
through ho had the meekest school in
the district and from that time on
until the end of the term he had no
trouble whatever. He was given a
vote of thanks by the school directors
and several of the parents of the
pupils whom he hud so severely
thrashed called at the school-room t.i
thank him for the beating he ha!
given their offspring. "Such thing '
said Mr. S. in relating the story, "da
not occur nowadays. The rough cle
ment in the country schools has al
most entirely disappeared and a iarge
proportion of the district ccliool teach
ers today are women." —Karc.as City
Journal.
Massing of t'o—i'atlon.
The crowded condit'on of til" more
populous sections of large cities we
have been accustomed to vie with
a measure or horror. The density of
population in London. Pa"! . Berlin
and other cities of the old world is de
scribed in many voluminous treatises
respecting the problems the;' present.
But it is becoming apparent that we
are in danger of like conditions in
our American centre:-. 1 have just
seen a chart showing that in New
York there is an average of nearly 13
persons to a dwelling. In Hoboken the
overage is between 12 and 13. in Fall
Itivor from 11 to 12. in Jersey City,
Chicago and Boston between eight and
nine. This chart represents the cen
sus 10 years ago, and when one takes
into consideration the number cf
dwellings in which only two or three
persons live the average is much
larger and more serious. The prob
lem has become almost universal, for
at the same time, thanks to modern
'mprovement and rapid transit, more
fortunate families are gravitating to
the suburbs. The others, of course,
less fortunate, have to remain in the
crowded and ever crowding sections.
Manhattan's present average of dwell
ers to a dwelling is estimated to bo
23 persons, which is simply ruinous
from the standpoint of good health or
of sound morals.--Ballingion Booth,
in Success.
Willful Wants, Woeful Want.
"Six months ago pounds of rice
wero rattling on their bridal carriage.
Where are they today?"
"Living in a garret and ealing oat
mfil." —Cb'cago News.
Denfneu Cannot Ro Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only ono
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous linlngof fcho
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in
fl oned you have a rumbling sound or Imper
fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless the influtn
mation can be taken out and this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever. Nino cases out of ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing butan in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
Wo will give One Hundred Dollars for anv
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY A Co.. Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Hall's Family Pi 11a are the best.
Egypt exported last year 05,000 tons
of sugar, 55,300 tons of which came to
America.
Mrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
fceetning, soften s thegnms, reduces inflamma
tion, allays |.aln, cures wind colic. S6O a bottle.
Every mineral and metal of value in
the arts and industries is found within
the limits of the United States.
I am sure Plso's Cur© for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.—Mas. Taos. ROE
BINS, Maple St., Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17,1000.
West Virginia, in allusion to its moun
tainous territory, has been dominated
"The Switzerland of America."
A dyspeptic is never on good terms with
himself. Something is always wrong. Get
it right by chewing lieoman's Pepsin Gum.
The Island of Formosa has only one
railway line.
A"7 ((fl'i) J Fight on for wealth, old "Money Bags."
c£__ your liver is drying up and bowels wear- !
/ I LLILI 1111 hn' IFd-gPlf out > some you will cry aloud for
( WjUas^U l\!H\\lffi&y If health, offering all your wealth, but you
\W Klffn' 1 1 will not get it because you neglected Nature
y° ur ma d rush to get gold. No matter ,
/f KajvL what you do, or what ails you, to-day is !
TSL- rJjtrjßzrt X('x da V —every day is the day— to keep
5 \r watch of Nature's wants —and help your
V bowels act reguIarIy— CASCARETS will !
ftjOy help Nature help you. Neglect means bile
' n blood, foul breath, and awful pains
W&Jrj in the back of the head with a loathing
and had feeling for all that is good in life, j
\ Don't care how rich or poor you are, you
) ftt \ 7f / nn Vwv s you will be regular if you take CASCA
j C —' / / ttj. \ RETS —get them to-day—CASCARETS—
|I K- fghLJ in metal box; small box 10c, whole month's
I I 9 treatment 50c; take one, eat it like candy and
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cures; that means it strengthens the mus
cular walls of the bowels and gives them new life; then they act regularly and natural
ly; that is what you want —it is guaranteed to be found in
THE TONIC LAXAT * V^
LIVER TONIC !
ALL O MrJ ii iM HIB § SOLD IN BULK.
flllliniP a " br 'WoJ troubles, appendicitis, bll-
I lltcla bad bronth. bud blood, wind
BIUBIL on ° •* on °*ch bloHtcd buvvvU, foul
uA w I Ban month, headache, hidia<fMtioD. pimpled,
pnln* after eatln", liver trouble, Nnllow complexion
and ulieuiuo**. ulit u your bowel* don't nio• e regu
larly you aro getting dick. Constipation kill* more
people than all other diseases together. It in a
■tarter lor the cliroulo ailment* and long year* of
nuirbrlng that come ufterwards. INo matter what
all* you, start taking CASCAKBTTI to-day, for you
will never get well and be well all the time until
you put yoar bowel* right. 'Fake our adv!ce( start
with ( 4s( ARRTN to-day, under an absolute guar
antee to euro or money refunded. w
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*■ LUXURY WITHIN THE REACH OF ALL!
J I J If you went to buy a lion
I | Yaj ■ whelp you would'nt accept a
N. „*-r~7™C/ U 1/1 kitten as a substitute, even if
| the dealer urges you.
If Now, don't accept a substi
/ " LION COFFEE. I
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— M. . / ———-^="— ' - the strength of the lion. t
Watch our next advertisement.
You want HON COFFEE jecause it i LION COFFEE. I
. ° n t ? le °l^ er liaud, you want a coffee which, in order to hide imperfections, is "highly
polisned" with eggs and other preparations, then do not buy
HxXGOXr COFITEK,
If LION COFFEE were common, ordinary stuff, coffee drinkers would'nt insist on hav
ing it. It is used in millions of homes because it is the best cofJee in the world for the R
price. If jou doubt this, take a single package home and try it. A
fM M T rV P 3cfca ff e .°f LSOW COFFEE you will find a fully illustrated and descriptive ffi
wb;rb wiU P t r ' .t Ct f n ° wo . man ' toy or girl will fail to find in the list some article 1
to the.r nappmess, comfort and ccnvenier.ce, and which they may have by 5
SI ■ a ., cei ' ta f n " mbc s of h°. n Heads from the wrappers of cur one pound sealed 1
2 packages (which is the only fcrm in whica this excellent coffee is sold). 3
;j WOOLSON SPICE CO., TOLEDO. OHIO. U
I Fine |
1 The akin and flesh feel like X
£ the at of a new soft glove when X
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P. N. U. 1901.
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GUARANTEED smm !
similar medicine In the world. This Isnbnolute proof of
treut mcrir, and our heit testimonial. Wn bsva faith and
will sell CABCAURTM absolutely KiiarnnteeU to euro or
money refunded. Co buy tsriny, two fOo boxes, eire Uteris*
fair, honest trial, as per simple directions, nrd if you itro
not satisfied, afternslnir one SOcbox, return the tintisod .".Oo
box and the empty box to us 1-y mull, or the from
whom you nurchnsed It, and yotynur money back for both
boxes. Take our advice—no mutter what nils yon—start to- I
day. Health will quickly follow and you wlllbit.u tins day
you first started tlie use o CCA HCA.It ETS - Hook free by mulL
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150 KINDS "
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i a now liar* on our books l.lltiJtu) name*.
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hJ olfor for 16 cento postpaid of
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IS 12 niiirniflfonl rnrllrvt me'.uus,
jffl I fl aorta rlarlon* tomHtori,
I P**rlei lettuce rnrletlca,
W IS uplrndM beet aarta.
1 06 oor(coualy beautiful fawrr trrJi
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DR. SHAFER <
The Urine Bpolalist (Watei
Doctor) candetcctnudexplala
the most complicated chronic
disease by the urine; if curable,
treat It successfully by mall.
Bend 4 cents for mailingcass
for urine. Consultation, anal
ysis of urine; report and book
on tills new science, free.
J. I". CHA7EB, M. D., 4'23 Penn Art,
First Floor, Pittsburg, Pa.
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