EREELiIIB TRIBUNE. KSTAIILISIIED 1888. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, BY TIIE TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY. Limited OFFICE; MAIN STREET ABOVE CENTRE. LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE. SUBSCRIPTION RATES FR EEL AND.- DIE TRIBUNE is delivered by carriers to subscribers in Freeland at the rate of . V-A cents per inontb, payable every tivo months, or $1.50a year, payable in advance. The TILL BENE may bo ordered direct form the carriers or from the office. Complaints of irregular or tardy delivery servioe will re ceive prompt attention. BY MAIL —The TRIBUNE is sent to out-of toivu subscribers for §1.50 a year, payable in advance; pro rata terms for shorter periods. The date when the subscription expires is on the address label of each paper. Prompt re newals must bo made at the expiration, other wise the subscription will be discontinued. Entered at the Postoffice at Freeland. Pa., I as Second-Class Matter. Make all money orders, checks, etc.,pay able to the Tribune I'rinting Company, Limited. According to the St. Paul Globe a man tvlio spent a couple of hours the other day waiting for his wife at a bargain sale was asked by his better half after they had escaped what he thought was the cheapest thing he saw, and he was not far from right in saying that he was. Then 1 is unusual activity among in ventors at present in the effort to produce machines for mathematical purposes, and perhaps the largest number of applications received at I the patent office for any one line of j inventions these days are patents for I improvements on adding machines. One of the amusing features of a popular farce comedy is the stealing of a hot kitchen stove, but it remained for some enterprising Montana thieves to get away with S3OOO worth of gold amalgam red hot from the retort. It would be Interesting to know how they suddenly reduced the tempera ture of this loot. Prom the list of peddlers have come some of the greatest captains of finance. Jay Gould began business as a peddler of rat traps, while Collis P. Huntington's first business venture was as a peddler of clocks. They sold excellent rat traps and clocks, and thus laid the foundation of their mam moth fortunes. The San Francisco Gall takes occa sion to throw this light on the charac ter of a newspaper: "It is a member of the social state with no lower func tion in morals than the pulpit itself, and, through its superior command of publicity, with a greater power for usefulness, provided it be controlled by purity and courage." There are many people who pass ' through exposures to contagion of ty phoid fever and kindred diseases with out suffering the least harm. This often leads them to deny the existence of the dangers on which physicians insist so strenuously. Professor Vlreliow.of the University of Berlin, has pub lished au article in which he accounts for the immunity of the many who withstand exposure by saying that a person in perfect health has no cause to fear microbes. It is a fact that many young men to-day desire to reach the goal of suc cess at once, and success, as they un derstand it, means the acquisition of great wealth. That such young men should rail at the modern methods of business is entirely natural, for, ex cept in rare instances, great fortunes are made only by exceptionally able men, who are ready if need be to work like a galley slave twelve or fourteen hours a day for the best part of their lives, observes the New York Tribune. President Charles P. Thwing, of Western Reserve University, Cleve land, recently oelivered an address be fore the University of West Virginia on "The American University and Pa triotism." He said, in brief: "The higher, the larger, the finer the motive, the greater is the appeal which it makes to the heart of the college man. The universities have ever been the nurse of the widest spirit of humanity. In feudal times they were a protest against feudalism, and in modern times and over the modern world they have embodied the aggressive spirit. Liberty and humanity have been and are the rallying cries of the college man. The universities were on the side of the people in the struggle of democracy in Prance. The universi ties fought for national unity in Italy. In Russia the universities represent the wisest and most serious endeavor for national enlightenment. In Ger many the universities are the least tol erant of all repressive measures which Impair the freedom of either teaching or learning." ASPIRATION. I envy not the sun His lavish lights But O to be the oue Pale orb of night, In silence and alone Communing with mine own! I envy not the rain That all The parching hill and plain; But O the ramll Night-dewdrop now to be, My noonday flower, for thee! —John B. Tabb, in Harper's Magazine. goooooooooooooooooooooooco § HOW BETTY WAS LOST. §