Freeland Tribune Established 1888. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY AND THIJKSDAY, BY TUB TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY, Llmitei DEVICE: MAIN STREET A DOVE CENTRE. FREELAND, PA. SUBSCRIPTION It ATI'S: On© Year SLSO biz Mouths 75 Four Mouths .50 Two Months 25 The date which the subscription is paid to to on tne address label of each paper, the change of which to a subsequent date be- JOtneß a receipt for remittance. Keep the Cruras in advance of the present date. Re port promptly to this office whenever paper b* not received. Arrearages must be paid when subscription is discontinued. Make nil inonnj orders, checks, ctc,,pnynlU to the Tribune l J rin(iny Company, Limited. ' The immigration authorities are de viling means to prevent immigrants from entering the United States in the guise of sailors. At jn'eseut foreign sailors who desert or are discharged can enter the country simply by goiug ©shore. At last Norway has been granted a "clean flag," as it has been called. That is the insignia on her flag which indicated her union with Sweden has been voted oil*. The constitution allows Norway to have a separate flag but the Swedish flag was forced on her in 1811. Since then the Nor weigans have been constantly lighting to get tlieir own flag, and much bitter ness lir.s been displayed between the two nations on this and other scores. There's little to wonder at in the statement that women were such a success at census-taking iu Cuba the other day, where they were lor tho first time officially employed in a gov mental capacity. It was because ol the other women. One chief diffi culty of men census-takers has always beeu to get tho respective members of the femiuine population to give their correct age. Womeu census-takers would not only be pretty sure to make a victim give her right age, but if it came to the point she could always guess at it more acsurately thau a mau. It takes a womau to catch a woman, aud it is just as well that tho Government should recognize it. The Memphis Commercial-Appeal says: While Alabama is furnishing Japan with iron goods of various maim facturc and while the cotton States are furnishing that country with raw aud manufactured cotton, Maury County, Teun., is furnishing phosphate from I.er inexhaustible stores. All this is merely a straw to show which way the wind blows. It shows that in spite of the roundabout aud expensive way of reaching there, the trade of the South with the East is increasing and that it is not confined to cotton and iron product; alone, but extending to all Southern products. When the Nica ragua Canal is dug and the useless waste of time and coal ii; steaming 11,700 miles around the Horn is douo away with, the South will be tho nearest manufacturing point in any nation in the world to Japan and the nearest of any nation in the world to China with the exception of Japan. XVhcre Rati* Are in Demand. Oao of the local mining companies is buying rats in a small way, which are being put in a raiue recently uu watercd. Hats are very valuable scav engers underground. Much refuse is left from tho meals eateu by the miners, which would in time become offensive if it were not devours d by the ravenous rodents. There is never any scarcity of the rats iu the old mines, as they multiply rapidly aud keep the workings clean, but rising water drives them from a deserted property, and they do uot return very readily after a redemption. In this particular case it was deemed best to increase tho colony by buying and placing a number of rats in the work ings, They are purchased from the clerks iu a local store.—Marquette (Mich.) Mining Journal. Waited I.onjj For Tlieir Letters. In 17(10 there wore but eight mails ii year from Philadelphia to the Poto mac River, and even then the post ride need not start till he had received enough letters to pay the expenses of the trip. It was not until postal af fairs were placed in the capable and responsible hands of Benjamin Frank lin that there were any regular or trustworthy mails. The Altitudes of Alaska. A bulletin is soon to he issued by the Geological Survey on the "Altitudes of Alaska." Among the mountains whose heights arc given arc Mount McKihley, the highest, 20,464 feet; St. Elias. 1K.024 feet; Cook mountain. 13,750 feet; Cril lon mountain, 15,900 feet; Fairwcathef mountain, 15,292 feet; Tillman moun tain. 13.300 net; Vancouver mountain, 15.666 feet; Wrangel mountain, 17.500 feet. The mountain which is known by the name of McKinley was formerly known as Mount Allen. A new directory of Toronto places the population of that city at 250,000. Atlanta is to have a $1,000,000 cot ton mill. THE FAR_DESICN. Life Is a woven woof, Death Is the paling night, "White wing and cloven hoof, Dim eye and falling light, Weakness and mastery. Hues blent and meaningless, Glory and grieving. Grief and past sweetness. Look you, O Head of Gold! Trust, hope und hold the thread. See the bright thrend of gold Endless und gold the thread! Running below, übove. Follow. The dark shall glow. Out and in? That is love And the glad pattern show Tingeiug the weavingl In its completeness. Post Wheeler. | THE GHOST OF THE VAN VLEETS. 1 AS UIEST and /J weather-b eat eu , JH the bouse of the tsy ij Van Vleets stands H , /{fl JX 011 a Hill- It was I\\\'l It fil " roomy ruam-.lou '.h >3 in the days gone E?i- ■ ' 9, te Hy> auti > uotwith : | standing a bint of L • . dilapidation here atul there, it still holds its own in point of respectabil ity with the more modern houses growing up around it, but little by tittle land ami money has slipped from the Van Yleet's grasp until there remain but a trifling sum aud the homestead, with its old-fasliioued garden. Miss Katheriue Van Vleet lives in tier ancestral home with her one ser vant and a huge English mastiff, but now and then her solitude is enliv ened by a visitor; at the time of our story there were two—a greatniece of the same name aud a young mau who was a distant cousin of Miss Van Vleet. Kitty was a bright, sweet-natnred girl of eighteen, who had been lured from her home by an entrancing ad vertisement beaded "Learn and take positions," so she was earnestly studying stenography, and Aunt Katberine's furnished a safe aud con venient home for the little country girl. Formau Van Vleet, a musician of promise, was living quietly aud rest ing his voice according to medical ad vice, and ho found 110 place quite so free and comfortable as bis cousin's home, where one could unite rural quiet with the possibility of an easy and speedy journey to the metropolis. It would naturally be supposed that the two young folks thus thrown to gether would have enjoyed each other's company; but Formau re garded Kittle with a friendly indiffer ence, and she, poor child, was too in tent 011 her studies to notice how he treat 2d her. To he frank, Ivittie was apt to be a little shabby. All liergar ments were made by liev own un trained fingers, and Formau missed the stylo that he saw in the profes sional ladies with whom he came in contact. One evening early in May Kittie and her friend, Helen Parkes, sat by the open lire watching the flames. Forman was there, engrossed in his newspaper. Miss Van Vleet had long since retired. "It's such an old house," said Helen. "It would seem as if it must have a ghost. I mean to ask Miss Van Vleet " "You will if yo.i don't care anything for her friendship," warned Kittie. "1 just hmtad it once and she was very angry. She said she was alone here too much to make it either safe or pleasant to have such a story get about." Aud then tliey fell to telling weird tales until the suppressed yawn from Formau reminded then of his presence. "Half past eleven!" exclaimed Kit tie, "we Uiur.t go to bed at once, but first I must go to the kitchen lor u drink." She took a candle from the closet and disappeared into the dark hall. A moment later she rushed back into the room white and quivering. "There is a ghost," she said, huskily; "I saw it on the stairs." Helen did not reply, but stood star ing at the open doorway. "Pshaw!" said Forman, going at once into tho hall; "nothing is there. You two have talked ghost so much that you are ready to believe any thing." "I tell you I saw something tall and white and it was gliding upstairs." "Katheriue, probably," he said. "No, for it neither turned nor spoke. I saw it. plainly by the candle light and it was tho face of nothing human." And then Kittto sank into a chair aud began weeping hysteri cally. Evidently the girl's fright was too real to be either scolded or reasoned away, aud not until the first faint 6treaks of dawn appeared iu the East could she be induced to go upstairs. Days followed each other in quick succession and by aud by she could afford to laugh when Formau teasingly referred to the ghost, though she in sisted that imagination did not and could not conjure up the thing she Baw 011 the stairs. One night late in September For mau was returning from a concert with a friend. They had a long walk, for the street cars in that vicinity were still too young to be out so late. They climbed tho hill togther and then parted. Forman entered tho garden, fumbling for his night key. •'Bother!" he exclaimed, "I don't seeru to have it. I must wake Kath eriue, and it's long after twelve, too." Ho hesitatad an instant, glancing lip at the house an he did so, and was more than pleased to see a light in the window of the stair landing. He could Dot tell the source of the light, but it was at first faint and then grew bright er, as if some one were goiug up stairs. He gazed intently upward, meaning to call as soon as he saw who was there. What ho saw was so sur prising that he stood as if chained to the spot. A tall figure gliding up the stair way, with face aud d/apery of white; great cavernous eyesockets and an in describable nose, lorg, piuched aud pointed, giving the fa ie a look of gro tesque horror. It passed, the light died away with it aud he stood there before the darkened house, shaking l'rom head to foot in abject fear. "Kittie's ghost," he whispered, hoarsely, aud then, as if anxious only to put space between the thing and himself, he turned and fled till he cume upon the friend he had left a few minutes before. The meeting gave him a sense of bis ridiculous position and also away of relisf from his dif ficulty. "Harris!" lie exclaimed, grasping that gentleman's hand with effusive cordiality, and speaking quickly and uervously, "you're just the fellow I want. I've lost my key—don't like to to disturb the house—would it be convenient to have me spend the night with you?" "Certainly; come right along; but, good gracious! Van Vleet," lie said, as the street light shone on Forman's face, "you look as if you had seen a ghost." "Only tired out from running and the concert," he replied. "A night's sleep will iix me all up." And so it did. It is remarkable how brave we can be in the broad day light and away from tho object of our fears. The next morning he could not understand his cowardly flight of the previous night, though, like Kittie, he was perfectly sure he had seen something with which he did not care to come iu contact again. He longed to have the matter investigated, but he dared not mention it to Miss Van Vleet, and so there was no one to turn to but Kittie, and he determined to tell the girl at tho first opportunity, never stopping to consider that it was unkind to awaken her fears. Not until Saturday afternoon did tho longed-for chance occur; then he saw her take chair and mendiug basket out into the garden to make the best of tho lingering warm days. As bo ap proached Kittie he noticed for the first time in his life that she was pretty. Her toilet, too, was now all that could be wished. "Kittie," lio said bluntly, "I saw the ghost tho other night." "Oh," she said with the slightest hint of triumph in the sweet voice, "you've seen in yourself, have you? Then, of course, there must be a ghost." "There is," he answered solemnly, "and I don't wonder you were fright ened. I never knew what real fear was until that moment," and then he sat down on the grass at her feet aud told her the whole story. It was little wonder that, as they ontered the dark hall together, Kittie turned to him with the appeal: "Please don't go out to-night, For mal!, and leave us alone; I shall be so frightened." "No, I won't," he answered, sooth ingly. "It was awfully selfish of me to want to tell you." That was the first of many pleasant evenings that they spent together, for he did not like to think of the girl at home frightened and nervous, and only business could succeed in get ting him to leave her. Even rehear sals were made as short as possible, and he hurried home, knowing that she was listening for his footsteps, and sure of meeting her glad face and warm welcome at the door. Neither had again seen the appari tion, but it was not forgotten. They subjected Miss Van Vleet to a series of questions about their ancestors, but in vain. The career of none of tlie family had been marked by crime or tragedy. But some one else had seen tho ghost, for it began to be rumored about the neighborhood that the house was haunted. One Sunday morning as Miss Van Vleet aud Kittie were returning from church loud talk ing reached them from the side of the hill below tho garden, where a group of rough-looking boys had gathered. "Boys," said Miss Ivatherine, as she approached, "I am glad to have you come up here if you enjoy it, but you mustn't be so noisy." "We was just talkin' about the ghost," was the reply. "What ghost?" she asked, in amaze ment. "The ghost that haunts the hill up here." "Nonsense," said Miss Katherine. "Ob, yes, there is a ghost," put in Bob O'Lcary; "my pop he see it. It was tall and w'ite and had big holes where it orter have eyes, aud it went along quick." "Pshaw," answered Miss Van Vleet, "you know there is no such thing as a ghost." "Oh, yes, there is," said Tom, star ing in round-eyed wonder at such be lief; "why, my pop say 3 in Ireland indubitable testimony that the lady stood silenced. "Very well," she said; "if there is a ghost up here it is my ghost, and I don't want it interfered with," and then she walked away, while the boys gazed after her too astonished to re piy- Kittie' repeated the talk to Formau that evening. I "Aunt Katherine was BO annoyed about it that I am aure Bhe knows something about the ghost;" she added. One evening as Kittie was return ing home she met one of Forman's friends, who jokingly asked her what had become of him in these days. "He snys it's bad for his voice to go out much in the night air, but 1 guess there are other reasons, eh?" The remembrance of the secret be tween them brought a hot flush to Kittie's face. "He came here for his health, you know," she answered evasively. "And finds both health and happi ness," was the playful reply. There was no mistaking the woman's meaning, and poor Kittie's mind was in a tumult. She was sure that For man's attentions to her were prompt ed by mere kindness, and she was not sure but she wished they meant more, and she blamed herself for beiug so blind to what people would think. She would stop it that very evening by going out herself. After dinner, when the curtains in the sitting room wero closely drawn and Forman sat there in the cheerful glow of the fire, waiting for Kittie to come in, he caught the sound of a light step in the hall and the rattle of the chain and bolt that fastened the front door. Hurrying from the room he faced Kittie, who stood in hat and wrap, with her hand upon the knob. "Where are you going?" lie asked. "I am going over to Helen's," she answered, half apologetic and half de fiant. "And ieive me," he said, rebuking ly, "when I have remained at homo to keep you company?" "Really, Formau, you must not do that any more," she said quickly. "You have been very kind to me and I am grateful for it, but I will try not to be such a goose and you must go out more. Your friends are asking about you, and people will talk, you know." She talked OD, too embarrassed to stop, but when she paused from sheer lack of words ho stooped toward her and said gently: "No one but yon, dear, shall have the right to say whether I shall spend , my evenings with you or not. I am sure you will stay home with me to night." Miss Kfttherine heard them talking j in the hall and then euter the sitting j room together. They were still there two hours later. Miss Van Vleet be-! lieved in the golden rule and, al though she would not admit ever hav ing had any experience that would have acquainted her with the proper j course of conduct to be pursued by a third party under the circumstances, she had, nevertheless, sufficient tact to withdraw to her room. It is a trifle unusual, but every one : seemed pleased with the match, and i Miss Katheriue insisted that, as the little romance had begun under her roof, it was fitting that she should have the privilege of managing the simple wedding. One morning just a week before the important day Miss Katl urine's atten tion was called to a disagreeable erup tion rapidly spreading over Kittie'a chin. "I guess we cau soon beal that," said the lady briskly. "I had some thing of the same sort a few mouths ago, and I made up some of grand mother's ointment and wore this everj night until it disappeared." And from her bureau she produced a face mask made of white cotton, and held it up to her face. "Mercy, Aunt Katherine, what do you look like?" exclaimed Jvittie, for she instantly recognized in the hollow eyes and queer-shaped nose the ap parition she bad seen on the stair way. "I was a fright, that's true," was the reply; "but you may bo sure I was careful to let no one see me. On two occasions I was'almost caught. After I had the thing on and my face got warm I was afraid to take it off and go into a chilly place for fear of tak ing cold. The first time I went into the kitchen some one passed through the hall while I was on the stairs, but I hurried to my room very much re lieved to get away unnoticed. The second time I did a still bolder thing. It was about the time our pears were being stolen that I heard voices out in the garden. It was about 12.30. Form an was not home, so I took the dog and went myself. I saw 110 one, but some one must have seen me, for just about that time there began to be talk about a ghost, and I must have looked liko one in a white dress and shawl and that mask." When Fornian came home that even ing Kittie told him the story, but bo was not to be convinced. As if Kath erine in that ridiculous rig could feeze him into the awful terror he felt that night. She might be what Kittie saw, but his ghost was a veritable spirit. And she, wisely, did not con tradict or argue, but, looking up at him, her soft brown eyes full of teu der feeling, she said: "Never mind, dear; it was a good ghost, since it brought us together." —Chicago News. To Fly in Your Dream*. There is a peculiarity about the flying dream that seems to bo con stant. Of all those whom I asked about the matter, and who are con scious of the Hying dream at all, not one has ever known himself to make any high flights in his dreams. One always flies low, with a skimming manner, slightly but only slightly above the beads of the pedestrians. And one's critical attitude in a dream toward one's own performance is al ways interesting to note, both in re gnrd to this particular class of dream and oveu more toward one of the other classes. It is an attitude that is well brought out iu "Alice in Won* derland," where Alice is made to ex claim or to think while she is falling, "How brave they will all think of me at home not to mind a great fall like thisl"—Longman's Magazine. I WOMAN'S WORLD.'- f FACIAL MASSACE AND ITS BENEFITS. For Those Who Cannot It each a Profes sional Masseuse. To be beautiful is womau's great ambition. If she is passably good looking, she does everything in her power to pass from mediocrity to the actuality of genuine loveliness, which can be achieved as any other accom plishment if she but perseveres in the way that leads thereto—never swerv ing in lier determination and follow ing absolutely those rules which ex perience has found to be the best. To go to the beauty doctor is not always convenient, though much the more certain way. Therefore, any simple methods that can be lollowed at home are those which appeal to the average woman most. Face steaming, which is one of the best aids to beauty, can be indulged iu as often as is de sirable, and without all the scientific paraphernalia which frightens the seeker after beauty when she goes to the parlors of the masseuse. Given a tea kettle, a Turkish towel, a big piece of stiff paper or cardboard, two dabs of cotton, some cold cream or lano line, the latter preferable, as it is an excellent skin food, and alcohol, and any woman cau give her face as thor ough a beautifyiug as she craves. To begin with, wash the face thor oughly in soap and lukewarm water, being sure that the soap is pure. The unscented variety is always the best. After this take little dabs of ianoline and manipulate the face and neck thoroughly, beiug particular about the lines on the forehead and those au noying crows' feet that creep about the corners of the eyes, as much from mirth as from Ihe advance of years. With the tips of the Augers gently, but with a firm pressure, traverse the forehead from the center, using a rotary motion for the crows' feet and the cheek, the corners of the mouth being smoothed outward. Hold the chin high, so that the tendency of flabbiness, which comes in a woman's throat, will meet an habitual stum bling block. Nothing HO quickly de notes age as a woman's throat, there fore, massage must be given it with as much regularity as the bathing of the face. After the lanoline has been care fully worked iu, yet while the skin is still greasy, tic up the head iu a plain towel, so as to prevent the hair from beiug steamed our of curl iu the lat ter process. Have the kettle boiling, so that the steam comes out iu a ver itable cloud from tho spout. Set it on the table. Then, with the stiff piece of paper or cardboard, cut in the shape of a Shaker bonnet, cover the head completely, placiug the face as near the spout of the kettle as can be borne. Iu this position the pieces of cotton are necessary to protect the eyes from the stiugiug of the steam. Cover kettle, Shaker bonnet and all with a Turkish towel and remain five minutes, or until perspiration of the most generous sort has been induced. Then, when the face anil neck are in this moist condition, begin the manipulation again, finally closing the pores l>y sponging the lace with a little diluted alcohol. The process is simple, wholesome and effective. Cleanliness, which is the great est of beauty aids, if not the beauty itself, is most perfectly ob tained by this method, and the wom an who has tried it will be surprised beyond all reason by discovering that she never before had a really clean face. One word of caution is necessary. Too frequent steaming sometimes re sults in flabbiness, the consequent laxity being the reverse of beautiful; therefore, once in ten days is as often as the average skin can stand. Mas sage, however, both at night and morning will never hurt, but will beautify instead any surface under such manipulation. Plcture-Hanclng a ultiiKinesff. "I hang pictures for a living, and enjoy my work," said a little blond woman in New York who only a few years ago was a society butterfly. "I never considered a job for less than §lO, and often received ten times ten. Yon see, so few persons really under stand the proper hanging of pictures. Of course, where they have lots of money and can employ a distinguished artist or first-class decorator they have no need for me. 33ut it is the people of moderate means to whom I am useful. As a rule such persons hang pictures according to their size, putting them in spaces where they will tit and make as much show as possible. "It seems impossible to make them understand that each room or part of a room should be invested with an idea that can be attained by artistic arrangement of pictures on the wall. Engravings should bo hung with en gravings, etchings with etchings, photographs with photographs, uud paintings with paintings. They can aot be distributed simply as regards size, colors or framing. Not long ago L was called on to rehang pictures in a house, and found a fine collection of water colors just simply killed by being bung with a beautiful collection of Japanese prints. One can readily see how different the hangings in a room decorated with Japanese prints must be from one decorated with water colors. The job took ouo and a half days for myself and the colored boy who work? as my assistant, and I received SOS for it. As to training, I had none. I received as good an edu cation as the average daughter of well-to-do parents, and when reverses j came I fell into the only niche which seemed open to me." I A Convenience For Invalid*. Almost every one has seen the dain tily embroidered covers for tumblers used in an invalid's room, with sprays of forget-me-nots or tiny roses wrought on the white linen, and a ring covered with silk crocheted in single-stitch, pink or blue to match the flowers, t lift them from the glass. But some body has invented a variation upoa this design, which greatly increases its usefulness when the cover is placed over a tumbler containing medicine which is to be given at stated times. Women who spend part or all of their summer leisure in making fancy articles to be sold at fairs for charity, or in exchanges to put extra pennies into their own purses, will, find this little novelty very saleable. Cut from any of the art linens a cir cle half an inch larger than a circle ot pasteboard which is large enough to cover the top of a tumbler without fear of falling in; then draw n circle on the linen exactly the size of the pasteboard. With white silk work a row of buttou-hoie stitchiug, the straight edge just on the marked line, the inner one irregular, so that its outliuo will be waving. Within this stitchiug work the figures, from one to twelve, seen ou the face of a clock, and between these figures straight lines of unequal length to represent the half and quarter hours, the half hour, midway between the figures, being the longest, the quarter-hours, placed between the figures and the half-hours, a little less than half its length. A small brass hand is fast ened in the centre of tho circle with a brass or gilt button. When the whole is finished, the linen is laid ou the pasteboard, the edge projecting beyond the edge of embroidery is basted securely ou, a second circle of the same size also has a covering of the linen basted on in the same way, and the two are sewed together with "over-ancl-over" stitch. Or the second circle of linen may be basted ou, without the pasteboard lin ing, and hemmed down, but it is more difficult to do this neatly, unless the seamstress is unusually skilful. By the use of this pretty little cover not only are the contents of the tum bler kept free from dust and all im purities, but the nurse or patient can mark the hour when the last dose of medicine was taken, or set the hand to fix tho time for the next.—Harper's Bazar, Tho Reign of Panne. Pauno improves on acquaintance. Its soft, silky quality makes it admir ably adapted for drapery and for the innumerable and narrow pleats and tucks demanded by fashion this sea sou. In colore and design it is ex quisite, and wiiether pale daintiness or rich and striking effects are desired the lovely now fabric seems finer and fairer ahan ordinary velvet or tho richest and rarest of brocaded silks. A smart frock of a new material that resembles camel's-hair cloth is in pale biscuit color; the skirt has pleats down each side, each one edged with guipure lace; bands of sable stripe tho white panne front of the pretty bodice. A frock of pale pastel-green cloth has graduated strappings of green vel vet and throe little box-pleats at the back. The little bolero is also strapped and shows an open waistcoat, aud a soft vest, of white panne, painted in soft shades aud embroidered with gold, A Self-Sat IKUPCI Oiirciilct. Queen Wilhelmiua, who takes great pride in her own persoual appearance, is at last satisfied with a medallion of herself. Tho lucky artist is Hans Jan sen. So pleased is tlie young ruler with the work that she has ordered the likeness put on all the coins and postage stamps. This necessitates the destruction of all the dies at the mint and all the plates at the postage stamp factory. This is the third time that tho Queen has done this. She has never been satisfied heretofore with the likeuesses of herself that adorn the currency. "They make me look fifty years old," sho said to tho trembliug post age stamp factory superintendent. "Perhaps I may look like that when I am a grandmother, but the thing is a libel on 1110 now." Wliai Retailer* Arc Sliotring:. Lace and lawn tacked nllovers in entirely new arrangements. Satin-striped monsselines in soft tiutings aud delicate designs. An immense variety of absolutely new weaves iu black silk crepons. < Lace, openwork, lisle thread hose in striking shades aud combinations. New ideas in silk warp novelty ginghams iu cords, stripes and plaids. fine silk and wool mittens and bootees iu vhite and light colors. Many new luntlins iu which all the choicest foulard patterns are repre sented. Manufacturers' lengths of jacqnerd Swisses, striped and polka-dotted dimities. Beautiful designs in embroidered derai-fionueings aud extra wide mar gin goods. Pink, bine, rose and violet chain brays in plain colors and neat novel ty patterns. Pretty styles in children's aprons and dresses trimmed with crabrcid ei'y or lace. Handsome French tapestries with plain dark grounds interwoven with tinsel threads. Immense assortments of cnir-brie, nainsook and srviss edgings and bands in open patterns. Choico lines of ginghams that show French loop, pineheck, bar, cord and cluster stripe desigus. Excellent values in this season's sample lots of shirt waists, including percales, lawns and madras ideas. Very high-elass shirt waists mado entirely of alternating stripes of white or colored washable ribbon and lace inserting. CETTINC BACK THE EDITOR. rile TerrlUle Hove- 5. or Koxlue IlaJJn tor, tin Poetess. "Ah, say yes!" pleaded the young editor of the Tombstone Magazine, as he knelt at the feet of the beautiful heiress, Bromo Moneytou. "Do nob so cruelly kill the hopes that I have abolished that you would one day be mine!" The exquisite girl moved slightly away so that she could get a good view of his attitude. She looked cold ly, pityiugly, almost mockipgly, at him. Then she spoke in calm, meas ured tones: "I regret," she said, "that, after a careful examination, I find that you do not fulfill all the requisites for ac ceptance. In short, you won't do." A cold chill seemed to strike and clutch his heart in an icy grip. Her words souuded straugely familiar. "I wish, however," she went on, i "to thank yon for so kindly submit ting yourself. and at the same time to remind you that the refusal does not necessarily imply a lack of merit." "Be merciful, Bromo!" lie moaned. He recognized in what she said the regular rejection form of the Tomb stone. I "In judging the acceptability of a husband," che continued, many ques tions of individual plan and policy must bo considered, It frequently happens that a man unsuited to the tastes and inclinations of oue girl may come within the scope of some other. A more careful study ot my peculiari ties would have informed you more thoroughly of the general character of offers desired. .1 wish, however, to thank you for the piiviloge of consid ering you, and will promise you a prompt decision ou the value of all fu ture " X"EnougU! Enough! Bromo," he gasped, grovelling on the rug. "What is your non de plume?" She glared mercilessly into his eyes, then drew herself to within an inch ot her full height. "Koxine Raditor,the poetess, whoso verses you have been steadily refus- ' ing for the last year and a halM" she hissed iu his ear as she swept from tho room,—Kato Masterson, in Life. Why We sit on Tables. About ten milliou women are exas perated every day by men sitting on tables. So far as lam aware, women do not pay for the furniture, aud it is none of their business how it is used. The habit of men sitting on tables has led to the invention of the cush ioned billiard table and will no doubt ultimately result in other clever no tions. At one time it was supposed I that meu chose to sit ou tables be causo they could get exercise without exertion by swinging their own legs aud by kicking the legs of tho table Tho scientific fact is that tables are more magnetic than chairs. If three men walk into a room where ttiere is 110 woman two of thorn will make fot the table naturally. Tho third one will try two or three chairs ami finally give it up iu despair aud join the others. The source of this mag netism is the friction that women create by polishing tablos so fre quently. Of course, women say that they only polish tables because men sit 011 them atul spoil them, but this is illogical and feminine. No really clever men sit on chairs. They use their chairs for keeping their papers and things ou, also their feet. Chairs aro notoriously immoral. You will notico that a well-bred man, wlieu he finds himself losing his torn per, invariably gets up from his chair aud makes a direct line for the nearest table. This enables him to keep his temper and to argue -reasonably.— The Criterion. I'rol* lent of Coal Supply. It is difficult to imagine what might have happened if the Americau Flyiug Squadron had visited tho coast ol Spain. Imagine a fleet arriving all the enemy's coast with its coal bunk ers practically empty and uuable to coal at sea. The advantage would lie with the enemy, putting out from home ports with bnukers well filled. Tho programme would be, of course, first to capture a base where colliers could lie aud warships have thoir bunkers replenished. But the cap ture of such a base might result in Wu: loss of a ship aud, oven though it did not, the campaign of attack would bf hampered by tho necessity of main taining a defense of the colliers, es pecially against torpedo boat attack. This point is made doubly important since the submarine torpedo boat has proved a success. In contrast to this, imagine that each collier is fitted to coal at sea and under headway as well. —Engineering Magazine. Mentflllv UefUdrnt Children. That, on an average, fifteen pet cent, of all school children are par tially deaf was the statement made bj E. B. Johnstone, tho vice-principal the Training School for Feeble Minded Children, iu his recent speech before the New Jersey Association for the Stndy of Children aud Youth. Ho nlsc said that there is not a public school iu tho country which has not at least one meutally deficient child, lie spoke of tho great- need of suitable teachers, those who realize the re sponsibility of their positions "Such teachers," said Mr, Johnstone, "are born and not made." llnthor Cold- Clouded. Of the tactics of infantry there is no end, but there are somo simple rules for the individual foot soldier to remember when lost in the chaos of battle. If you cannot bayonet your eu6iny, shoot him; if lie goos away, aim at the base of his spine. But da not let your attention be distraoted from business by the consideration that other people are making a mark of you, Jt is your duty to Mil the highest possible number of those op. pooed to you, not to save your own skic.—From "How Soldiers Fight."