Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, December 04, 1899, Image 3

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    " You Can't Catch the
Wind in a Net."
Neither can you cure catarrh by local
applications. It is a constitutional disease,
and is cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla be
cause it is a constitutional remedy. It
expels from the blood the impurity
<which causes the disease, and rebuilds
sioo Reward. #ioo.
The renders of this paper will be pleased to '
learn that there is at least one dreaded dis
ease that ecicncH lias been able t,< cure in nil
its stage*, uiul that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternully, acting directly on the blood ami
mucous surfaces of tho system, thereby de
stroying the foundation <f the disease, and
giving the patient st n ngth by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing its
work. The proprietors have so much faith in
its curative powers that they offer One Hun
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials. Address.
F. J. CUKNEV & Co., Toledo, O.
Fold by Druggists, 76c.
Ball's Family Pills are the best
I cannot speak too highly of Plso's Cure for
Consumption. Mrs. FITANI; M0DU5,.715 W.&Jd
Bt, New York, Oct. JJU, 1894.
Austria has one automobile paper,
Belgium two, Great Britain three and
the United States seven or eight.
Fits permanently cured. No flt or nervous
nees after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. 5- trial bottle and treatise
iree. Dr. It H.KLINE, Ltd. 931 Arch St.Phila.pA,
In Great Britain on certain streets of
large cities drunken women are as
numerous as intoxicated men.
Don't Tob*cco Spit and Smoke Your Ufe Anaj.
To quit tobacco easily and forover. be mag
netlc, full of life, ner and vigor, take No-To-
Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, 60c or 81. Cure guaran
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York.
It is rumored that the French, after
having: taught the world the merits of
soup, arc themselves falling off in their
love for traditional national dish.
Ednrato Tour Bowel* With Caeenret*.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
10c,25c. If C.C.C. fail, druggists refund money
Among: Colorado's relics of clift
dwellers is one building that sheltered
probably six thousand people.
To Care Constipation Forever,
Take Caseurets Candy Cathartic. 10oor2Sc.
If C. C. C. fail to cure, druggists refuud money.
Universal Belief.
Professor—"Now, Mr. Doolittle, what
have you learned about your topic, the
diamond?" Mr. Doolittle —"That every
woman believes it harmonizes exactly
with her complexion." Jeweler, 9 /
Weekly.
I.ikc Finding Honey.
The use of the Endless Chain Starch
Book in the purchase of "Red Cross" and
''Hubinger's Best" starch, makes it just
liko llndiug money. Why, for only 5c you
ure enabled to got one large 10c package
of "Red Cross" starch, one largo 10c pack
age of "Hubinger's Best" starch, with the
premiums, two Shakespeare panels, print
ed in twelve beautiful colors, or one Twen
tieth Century Girl Calendar, embossed in
gold. Ask your grocer for this starch and
obtain the beautiful Christmas presents free
Ingenuity of the Tahltan*.
The Tahitans are said to be the peo
ple most serviceable to the traveler.
They seem, in fact, to command at all
times the principal conveniences of life.
Half an hour of daylight is sufficient
for building a house of the stems and
leaves of the fehi banana, and fire is
produced by rubbing sticks. If the
running water is deeply sunk among
stones, by working in banana leaves
they bring it to the surface. The chase
of eels, which in those dripping moun
tains become almost amphibious, of
fers another instance of their ingen
uity. They tear off with their teeth
the fibrous hark of "puran" (Hibiscus
tiliaceus) and a moment after apply it
ito noosing small fish. If one is sent
for fruit he will usually make a basket
on the way by plaiting the segments
of a cocoanut leaf. A mat wilj be man
ufactured with almost equal ease.
Clothing is always at hand, and a ba
nana leaf serves for an umbrella.
Tumblers and bottles are supplied by
single Joints of the bamboo, and caskf
or buckets by the long stems, and
whether you ask for a hatchet, knife,
spoon, toothbrush, or washbasin, the
guides will never be found at a loss.—
San Francisco
How Mrs. Pinkham
HELPED MRS. GOODEN.
[LETTER TO MRS. RINKHAM NO. 12,7331
"I am very grateful to you for your
kindness and the interest you have
taken in me, and truly believe your
medicines and advice are worth more
to a woman than all the doctors in the
world. For years 1 had female troubles
and did nothing for them. Of course
I became no better and finally broke
down entirely. My troubles began
with inflammation and hemorrhages
from the kidneys, then inflammation,
congestion and falling of the womb
and inflammation of ovaries.
"1 underwent local treatment every
clay for some time; then after nearly
two months the doctor gave me permis
sion to go back to work. 1 went back,
but in less than a week was com
pelled to give up and go to bed. On
breaking down the second time, I de
cided to let doctors and their medicine
alone and try your remedies. Before
the first bottle was gone I felt the ef
fects of it. Three bottles of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and a
package of her Sanative Wash did me
more good than all the doctors' treat
ments and medicine.
" The first remark that greets me
now is 'How much better you look!' and
you may be sure I never hesitate to tell
the cause of my health."—MßS. E. J,
GOODKN, ACULEY, lA.
KMQfOfOfOIOICfOIQKX JIOICIC^^fOIOfOIOIOIOiOIRBMM
The Farmer and Good Road*.
No one should be more interested
in the improvement of the public
highways thau the farmer. There is
no man, from a business standpoint,
who is more vitally interested. Every
year he loses many dollars because he
is not able tc take advantage of the
highest market prices for his produce,
because the time when the figures
ranged the highest, it was impossible
to haul a load to the nearest shipping
poiut. The farmer being the most
interested, should study this question
and whenever it is in his power, work
for highway improvement. Any man
who will stop and think for one mo
ment will see that the condition of
tho road between his farm and nearest
shipping point, puts a value on his
farm. The most fertile laud, if prac
tically isolated from tho railroad for
six months in tho year or for days after
each heavy rain, is not a desirable
farm and will not sell or rent at any
price where there are other farms to
be bad.
Yet, regardless of this self-evident
fact, what is the average farmer's
position in regard to the roads? He
is indifferent except when it comes
time to work out his tax. Then he
goes out on the road with his team at
a snail's pace, and oh how leisurely
and deliberately lie moves! He can
kill more time on the road thau the
most shiftless farm baud he ever had.
He knows that it was his vote that
helped put the "boss" into office. He
is a neighbor of the "boss," too, and
doesn't fear being docked. In fact
the "boss" is elected because he is an
easy-going fellow, never takes a man
away from his work, and is quite lib
eral when it comes to counting time.
The "boss" is the chief of good fel
lows. He pleases the road workers,
but what does he do to the roads?
The workers work the "boss" as well
as the roads. Tho "boss" works the
township and draws his salary, but
alas, the roads!
Avoid Steep Grade*.
Whether the road be constructed of
earth, stone or gravel, steep grades
should always be avoided if possible.
They become covered at times with
coatings of ice or slippery soil, making
them very difficult to ascend with
loaded vehicles us well as dangerous
to descend. They allow water to rush
down at such a rate as to wash great
gaps alongside or to carry the surfac
ing material away. As the grade in
creases in steepness either the load
has to be diminished in proportion or
more until with a grade of teu feet in
100 feet he can draw but one-fourth as
much as he can on a level road.
Good roads should therefore wind
around hills instead of running over
them,*and iu many cases this can be
done without greatly increasing the dis
tance. To illustrate, if an apple or
pear be cut in half and one of tho
halves placed on a flat surface, it will
be seen that the horizontal distance
around from stem to blossom is no
greater thau tho distance over between
the same points.
The willfulness of one or two private
individuals sometimes becomes a bar
rier to traffic and commerce. The
great drawback to the laying out of
roads on the principle referred to is
tbat of tho necessity, in some cases, of
building them through the best lands,
the choicest pastures and orchards, in
stead, as do now, of cutting
around the farm line or passing
through old worn-out; fields or over
rocky knolls. But if farmers wish
people to know that they havo good
farms, good cattle, sheep or horses,
good grain, fruit or vegetables, tbey
should let the roads go through the
best parts of the farm.
A Novel Flan.
Iu the search for materials for mak
ing hard and smooth roads, a minister
of Atlautio City, N. J., lias hit upon
the most novel plan yet, and if the
experiments ivhieh have been made
with it iu Norfolk and Richmond are
as successful as reported, cycle riders
who fall from their wheels in tho city
streets where it is used will literally
"go to grass," for it is of grass that
the minister makes paving blocks.
The salt sedge growth of the uieadowH
used is first uured by means of u re
sinous preparation, whioh is intended
to make it proof against the invasion ol
moisture and decay. Tho grass is
then compressed by hydraulic power
into blocks measuring fourteen by
twenty-one inches and six inchos
thick. They weigh forty pounds per
cubic foot. The inventor says that
he can make the "grass" blocks of
granite consistency, but that they will
not havo the slippery surface of as
phalt and wooden pavements. Tho
noise made by wagons rumbling ovei
granite blocks is also done away with
by this grassy compound, it is said,
for the blocks are resilient and hoof
beats on it give out only a dull thud.
Tho Rond* of Belgium.
The average road of Belgium is
fairly good. Some are excellent and
others beneath criticism—like Ameri
ca's. Tho main roads are well kept
and some have special cyclo paths, an
institution which has been so success
ful that the Government has decided
to extend it as much as possible—
that is to say, whenever a new road is
built or an old one renovated. There
are few hills which present any great
difficulty to the average rider, the
greater part of the country being
quite level.
1* a Good Road Builder.
The automobile, with its big pueu
matio tire, is a road builder and not a
road destroyer, like the heavy, nar
row steel tired vehicle. The more
automobiles we have the better it will
be for our roads. From every point
of view they should be encouraged.—
New York Herald.
When Nla<ara Kali* Alr.ioat Ran Dry.
About fifty years ago Niagara Fulls
nearly ran dry. Those of you who
hare seen that world-famous cataract,
where millions of gallons of water
plunge over the Falls evory day, will
find it hard to believe that anything
could ever stop the torrent and make
the Falls run dry. But "Jack Frost"
did it in the spring of 1848. The
phenomenon took place like this: The
preceding winter had been extremely
cold, and the ice on Lake Erie had
frozen to g-eat thickness. During
the first warm days of spring this
huge mass of ice was loosened from
the shores of the lake and floated with
the current toward the Falls. To
help the thiug along a stiff gale from
the west drove the ioe toward the
mouth of the lake at a great rate. The
result was the mouth of the lake was
choked with ice so effectually that
hardly any water could escape. Of
course, in a short time the Falls
drained the river almost dry, and on
the morning of March 29, 1848, the
islands and rocks of the river just
above the Falls towered above feeble
Btroams of water, and the roar of the
great Falls had changed to a subdued
moan. All day long the low tide re
mained, but at night the ice dam
broke and down rushed the flood as
before.
Protected Spider*.
At the Royal Observatory at Green
wich, England, the visitor may peer
into the tube of a veteran telescope
twenty-five feet long, much in use
some one hundred and seventy-five
years ago, but now inhabited by sev
eral colonies of spiders. These crea
tures find such irresistible attraction
in its roominess, coolness, and dark
ness that, when some years since an
assistant endeavored to bring
about their removal by the
onstomary methods, they sturdily re
fused to move. Eviction failing, the
astronomers made the spiders pay for
their lodging in the form of goods
supplied. For years an extremely fine
fabric had been wanted to stretch
across the eye-pieces of telescopes
devoted to transit reading. One day
a scientific oye lighted on the spiders.
The day following the spiders were
raided, and now they live and weave
under official protection.
Poets and Poetry.
Here is a Georgia boy's composition
on "Poetry:"
"A poem is a thing which has
rhymes at the last end. A poem also
has feet, but some poems don't stand
steady on 'em. Poets mostly ha 3 long
hair, because times i 3 hard, and its
cheaper to let it grow. Poets used to
live in garrets, on a crust of bread—
when the baker would oredit 'em.
Now they live on the ground floor,
where they eau escape easy when the
bailifi' is after 'em. My fnther says
poetry makes the world better, but mv
mother says it ain't the kind he
writes. Poets have a monument
when they die, as people want to
weigh 'em down so's they can't come
back.'®
Her Corillnl Reception.
A strong-minded wowau, albeit she
looked it not, usoved into a rather
lonely suburb and the house was top
sy-turvy from tho moving. On the
second night the strong-minded wom
an was awakened by the light of a
dark lantern shining into hor face
from tho hand of a burglar. It was
tho last straw, and she sat up in bed
and exclaimed with vexaticn: "Well,
if you can liud anything in this house
you're welcome to it; it's more than I
can do." The burglur snapped down
the slide of his lantern. "Good
night," he said, and left the house
without touching a thing.—New York
Commercial Advertiser.
It Welliunii Hud Discovered the Pole.
Walter Wellman, the returued Arc
tic explorer, has a quaint gift of hu
mor, which was happily displayed just
before leaving upon his last trip to the
frozen north. A pompous merchant,
who does not believe in Arctic explora
tion because it produces no iinancial
results, said to the traveler: "Sup
posing, after all this troublo nud ex
pense, you do reach the North Pole,
what will you do then?"
"Why, comeback again,of course,"
replied Wellmau. "There really
doesn't seem to be auything else to
do." —Philadelphia Saturday Evening
Post.
Crocodile* But Stone*.
Crocodiles, liko ostriches, swallow
pebbles and small stones, which serve
the purpose of grinding their food.
The natives assert that it is possible
to tell the age of a crocodile by the
number of stoues in its stomach, for
they swallow one each year. In point
of fact fiftoen stoues have been found
in the stomach of a crocodile twelve
feet long, whereas the average numbei
for the younger ones varies between
four and eight. So says Mr. Voltz
kow, who has been studying this mat
ter for several years
A Cycling Calculation*
An Italian engineer has calculated
that there must be by this time as
many as 10,000,000 cyclists in the
world. If only half of them were to
mount their machines 011 the same
day, each traversiug about twslve and
a half miles, their combined journeys
would represent a distance equal to
2500 times the circumference of the
earth. These startling figures help us
to form sorno idea of the importance of
the bicycle as a . factor in modern
civilization. —Boston Traveler.
First American Clock*.
The first attempt to manufacture
watches or clocks ou a large scale iu
America was made by a Yankee, who
invented wooden wheels for olooks in
1792. In 1837 machinery was applied
to the making of metal-wheeled
clocks, which drove the wooden
wheeled clocks out of the market.
Doesyourheadache? Pain hack of
youreyes? Bad taste in yourmouth?
It's your liver! Aycr s Pills are
liver pills. They cure constipation,
headache, dyspepsia, and all liver
__complaints. 25c. All druggists.
Want your itMtustarhe or beanl a beautiful 1
brown or rich black ? Then use '
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE whiskers j
One of the largest carriage manufac
turers in the Northwest, located at Mil
waukee, is preparing to go into the au
tomobile business.
Beauty la Blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascurets, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and keep ic clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, —beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c.
Russia could put in the field 155,000
cavalry to the 112,000 of Germany and
Austria-Hungary combined.
now Are Tour Kidneys f
Dr. Hobbs' Sparasuß PillscnreaH kidney ills. Ram.
pie free. Add. .Sterling Remedy- Co.. CbituKO or N. Y.
Wise Father.
Tommy—Pop, why do people call
death the grim reaper? Tommy's
Pop—Doesn't the Bible say that all
flesh is grass? Run away and play.—
San Francisco Bulletin.
Save tbe Nickcln.
From saving, comes having. Ask your
grocer how you can save 15c by investing
sc. He can tell you just how you can get
one large 10c package of "Bed Cross"
starch, one large 10c package of "fiubin
ger's Best" starch, with the premiums, two
beautiful Shakespeare panels, printed in
twelve beautiful colors, or one Twentieth
Century Girl Calendar, all for sc. Ask your
grocer for this starch and obtain these
beautiful Christmas presents ftee.
The Law of ComperiNntlon.
From the Argonaut: Richard Cum
berland, the playwright, was extremely
jealous of his young rival, Richard
Sheridan. It is related that he took
his children to see one of the first per
formances of "The School for Scandal,"
and when they screamed with delight
their irritable father pinched them,
saying: "What are you laughing at?
You should not laugh, my angels; there
is nothing to laugh at," adding in au
undertone: "Keep still, you little
dunces." When this was reported to
Sheridan, he said: "It was ungrateful
in Cumberland to he displeased with
his children for laughing at my come
dy, for when I went to see his tragedy
I laughed from beginning to end."
ACTS OENTLY ON TH C I
KIDNEYS, LIVER
AND BOWELS
F , EAN sES the System
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'M'ASCARKTN <lo all claimed for lliem
aml are a truly wonderful medicine. I have often
wished for a medicine pleasant to take and n last
have round It in Cascurets Since taking them, my
blood has been perilled and my complexion has im
proved wonderfully ami I feel much better In every
way. • Mas. SAl.uk K. SKU.AUS. Luttreli. Tonn.
OB cathartic .
TRAD! MARK
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Oo i
Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c. ;
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
fllrrUaff RenMy C.npaay. (Sitae* futral, K.w Tnrk. Sit !
OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR.
LAUGHTER-PROVOKING STORIES FOR
LOVERS OF FUN.
The Everlasting Balance—Fair Under*
■taniling Wanted Enjoying the In
terval A Depressing Outlook llly
First Offense—Etc.. Elo
There's a bniuuee that holds everything in
place,
That prevents affairs from going all to
sm ash;
It keeps the planets far apart in space
And the universe from endiug in a crash.
There's a balance in affairs of stars and
men
That governs things on earth and in the
skies;
When the mercury begins to tumble then
The price of coal at Once begins to riso.
—Chicago Times-Herald.
Fair Understanding Wanted.
"I can let you iu on a good thing,
I said the broker,
"Good for me or you?" asked the
speculator.—Chicago Tost.
Enjoying the Interval.
"Do you suppose your father will
cousent to our engagement, Clarissa?"
"I don't think he will; but we can
enjoy courting while he ia making up
his raiud."
A Depressing Outlook.
"That young woman missionary
looked sad when she went away."
"Yes; we fixed her up so she won't
havo to have any new clothes made for
i seven years."
Ills First Offense.
"But, sir, what has your candidate
ever done to deserve the support of
the people?"
"Well, for one thing, this is the first
time he has ever run for office."—ln
dianapolis Journal.
The Person Afflicted.
I A little girl ran into a chemist's
shop and asked for a, penny's worth of
I pills.
"Auti-bilicus?" asked the chemist.
"No," said the child; "uncle's bil
ious."
A Devious Course.
"What is that officer doing?" asked
the Filipino general; "wasting his
time practicing fancy penmanship?"
"No, general. He is making amap
showing our line of inarch in the re
cent retreat." —Washington Star.
Ilow It TVaa.
| Tailor—"You owe me at least five
hundred dollars!"
Percy—"Why, I only owe you for
j one suit!"
| Tailor—"Yes; but you recommend
| ed mo to all your friends!"—ruck.
As a Matter of lutercst.
P
;
Kind Old Gentleman—"Why are
you making that child cry?"
| Bad Boy (whoso father is fishing
nearby)—"' Cause dad 'll gimme a
: cent to make hiui stop."—Harper's
I Bazar.
Worth Trying.
I Softleigh—"l always weah gloves
foh the—aw—purpose of keeping me
hands soft, doncher know,
j Mrs. Cutting—"lndeed! And don't
I you think it would be a good idea to
! discontinue wearing your hut for a
similar reason?"
j Prompted by Tender Recollections,
j "The press, sir, is the safeguard of
our liberties," said the after-dinner
speaker, enthusiastically,
j "That's probably the reason why it
takes bo many of 'cm," growled the
j politician whose heart rankled under
criticism. —Harper's Bazar.
Selling a High Mark.
Sou -—"I hope, governor, that when 1
j attain to your years I'll know more
i than you do."
' Father—"l'll go you one better, my
dear boy, and hope when you reach
my age you'll kuow as much as you
thiuk you know now."—Boston
| Courier.
The Parting.
| She—"Henry, dearest, I have at
last discovered that I love you!"
He—"Ah, you have heard, then,
j that my uncle has died and left mo
! five thousand dollars?"
j She—"Sir, after that remark we
j must part forever! I heard it was
fifty."—Judge.
flood Definition.
"How would you defiue the word
encyclopaedia, Barkham?" asked Bunt
i ing.
"An encyclopedia," replied Bark
ham, "is a set of books which contain
copious information ou every subject
j but that 011 whicli you are seeking en
i lightenment."—Judge.
liaised Together.
; Banker—"You aud the boy iu the
j adjoining office appear to be good
' friends."
, Jimmy—"Yes, sir; we wuz raised
f together."
Banker —"Ah!"
i Jimmy—"Yep; his boss give him a
dollar more de same time you did me."
From His Point of View.
"I understand there are some firms
j that always give a young eruployo a
I raise of salary when he marries," she
j said.
j "It is a strange fact," replied the
I cynical bachelor, "that there are men
i so constituted that they enjoy encour
j aging other men to get into trouble."
There is a "comfortable feeling" that
comes after a bath with Ivory Soap which
is conducive to a good night's rest.
IT FLOATS.
COPYRIGHT lEDS BV TNC PROCTER ft GAMBLE CO. CINCINNATI
QUALITY AND NEWS.
Fain unci Excellence Are Determining
Factor* In Successful Developuient.
ONE OF THE IMPORTANT FUNCTIONS
OI HIGH-GI*ASS NEWSPAPERS.
In presenting interesting phases of scien
tific and economic problems, high-class
newspapers frequently give information of
as great value iu their advertising columns
as in those devoted to the publication of
the principal events of the day, and when
the fume of a product is extended beyoud
its natural limits into foreign lands, aud a
large demand created throughout Great
Britain and her Colonies and the principal
sea-ports and oities of Europe, Asia and
Africa, it becomes a pleasant duty to note
the fact and to tell of the points of excel
lence on which so groat a success is based.
We refer to the now world-famed laxative
remedy, Svrup of Figs, the product of the
California Fig Syrup Company. The merits
of this well-known excellent laxative were
first made known to the world through the
medical journals and newspapers of the
United States; and is one of the distinct
achievements of the press. It is now well
known that Syrup of Figs is an ethical
proprietary remedy, approved by the most
eminent physicians everywhere, because it
is simple aud effective, yet pleasant to
the taste and acceptable to the system, and
not only prompt iu its beneficial effects,
but also wholly free from any unpleasant
after-effects. It is frequently referred to as
tho remedy oi tUe healthy* because it Is
used by people who eujoy good health and
who live well and feel well and arc? well
informed ou all subjects generally, includ
ing laxatives. In order to get its'beneftcial
effects, it is necessary to get the genuine
Syrup of Figs, which is manufactured by
tue California Fig Syrup Co. only.
At meetings of the Rritish cabinet no
official record of any kind is k- pt of the
proceedings.
Parade Changes Route to ricase Roys.
From the Kansas City Journal: At
Belleville there were two sick little
hoys who were eating their hearts out
because they could not see the circus
parade. Mr. Sells, the circus proprie
tor, came to hear ct these boys, and he
asked the mayor of the town to show
him where the lads lived. It was not
on one of the principal streets, but
regaruiess of that Mr. Sells had the
whole parade pass along that way, and
the two little invalids sat a window
and viewed it. It wasn't much, but it
is calculated to induce uneasiness
among tnose who have been cocksure
that no circus man can enter the king
dom of heaven.
An Overworked Woman.
A woman died in Atchison a few
years ago who had boarded every day
of her married life, and who never got
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