Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, July 20, 1899, Image 3

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    44 He That Stays
< Does the Business."
Alt the 'worldadmires 44 staying power.'
On this quality success depends. The
blood is the best friend the heart has.
Hood's Sarsaparilla is the best friend the
blood ever had: cleanses it of everything,
gives perfect health and strength.
According to bulletin No. 95. just is
sued by the Department of Agriculture,
New Jersey is building more roads and
better roads for the money than any
other State in the Union.
Bdueat* Your Bowels With Case*ret*.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
100,250. If C.O.G. fall, druggist* refund monej*
Buckingham Palace has a scent foun
tain, which on state occasions is fed
with eau de cologne.
Fits permanently enred. No fits or nervous
rera after first day's use of I)r. Kline's Great
Nervo Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise
tree. Dr.R.H.KLJXE, Ltd. 931 Arch St PhiU.Pa
Mrs. Wlnalow's Soothing Ryrup for children
teethinir, Hoftsns the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic.2sc a bottle.
The forest area of all the British
possessions in America is estimated at
about 800,000,000 acres.
To Care Constipation Fore TOP.
Take Case a rets Caudy Cathartic. 10c or 25a
<CC.C. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
Giant and HtUl Growing.
Paris correspondence London Tele
graph: Among the hospital patients
of Dr. Lucan Championnlers Is a man
seven feet four inches in height. He
Is 27 years old, and is still growing. He
takes after his father, who was seven
feet eight, whereas his mother was ol
short stature. At the age of IS he
was a youth below middle height, but
after an illness ho grew four Inches in
a few days. -A second Illness produced
another rapid Increase in hl3 height.
After that he had several successive
attacks of a debilitating complaint. On
recovery he Invariably found he had
grown several Inches, till, when at
21, he went to serve In the army he had
reached seven feet. He was the
youngest of twelve children, and, for
tunately for them, he is the tallest ol
them all by a foot or so.
Comforting Assurance.
Mother—l'd just like to know who
this young man is you nave engaged
yourself to. Daughter—Oh, he comes
ot a splendid family. "Does his fam
ily object to the match?" "Y-e-s."
"Then I guess he's all right."—New
fork Weekly.
What a Little Faith Did
FOR MRS. ROCKWELL.
[LETTER TO MRS. FIREBAR NO. 69,384]
" I was a great sufferer from female
weakness and had no strength. It was
impossible for me to attend to my
household duties. I had tried every
thing and many doctors, but found no
relief.
" My sister advised me to try Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which I did; before using all of one
bottle I felt better. I kept on with it
and to my great surprise I am cured.
All who suffer from female complaints
should give it a trial."—Mus. KOCK
WEI.I, 1209 S. DIVISION ST., GIIAND
RAPIDS, MICH.
From a Grateful Newurk Woman.
14 When I wrote to you I was very
sick, hud not been well for two years.
0 The doctors did not seem to help me,
and one said I could not live three
months. I had womb trouble, falling,
ulcers, kidney and bladder trouble.
There seemed to be such a drawing
and burning pain in my bowels that I
could not rest anywhere. After using
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Sanative Wash and follow
ing your advice, 1 feel well again and
stronger than ever. My bowels feel us if
they had been made over new. With
many thanks for your help, I remain,
L. G., 74 ANN ST., NEWARK, N. J."
BAD
BREATH
' I hove been using CABCARFTS and as
anilM and effective laxative thoy are simply won
derful. My duuulitor and I were bothered with
Ilclt stomach and our breath was very bad. Aftor
akin* a fow doseu of Cascarets we Lave Improved
Wonderfully. Thoy are a ureat help in tho family."
VVII.IIELM IN A NAGKL.
liltteuliouso til., Cincinnati. Ohio.
B CATHARTIC
Ipam
TRADE MARK REOISTVREO
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good Do
Good, Nover Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe, 10c. 25c 60a
... CURE CONSTIPATION.
Blerllaf Rwinly < onppr, Cl.lr.iro. Jlontrval, N.w York. SIB
N O-TO-BAC SKteMr
GOLDEN CROWN
LAMP CHIMNEYS
Are tho best. Ask for them. Cost norooro
than common chimneys. All dealers.
I'ITTSBI UG GLASS CO., Allegheny, Pa.
'jJ&'SSSi uie h {Thompson's Eye Water
tannp#
. Beat Cough Syrup. TafiWE (food. Use M
C 1q time. Bold by U
CftlME OF CEIMES.
NEW STORY DEMONETIZATION
OF SILVER.
Told by E. Benjamin Andrews—lt Sab
stuntiates All Claims That Ilave Ever
Been Mude—Criminals May Yet 11
Brought to the Bar of Public Justice
When the civil war ended, the federal
debt was $2,800,000,000; the debts ot
the various states, townships and mu
nicipalities about $1,400,000,000; of rail
ways and canals about $2,500,000,000
r.nd of other corporations about $300,-
000,000; together about $7,000,000,000
Between a fourth and a third of this
sum was owing to investors In Europe,
who had lent or advanced it, in paper
dollars, which cost them on the aver
age about half a dollar each in gold or
silver coins. An equal proportion had
been advanced by American capitalists
on similar terms. The balance was ad
vanced before the war, or else before
the paper currency depreciated, and
was therefore lent in coins, or their
equivalent. Leaving this portion of the
debt out of view, it is probably near the
mark to say that at the close of the
civil war there were owing nearly
$5,000,000,000, which cost the lenders
(Europeans and Americans), about half
that sum in coins. The whole of this
debt was payable, under the act of
February 25, 18G2, in greenbacks; the
Interest on a portion of it was payable
in coins of gold or silver. The first
move of the lenders after the war
closed was to open a newspaper war
upon the paper money which they had
themselves lent to the government
The greenbacks, it was contended, were
' Jishonest" dollars; indeed, not really
/)llars at all, only worthless, disrep
utable rags, a disgrace to civilization,
disseminators of fraud and disease, etc.
This question was fought in the presi
dential campaign of 1868, in which, by
referring to the newspapers of the day,
it will be seen that the undersigned
bore no inactive part. As the election
day approached every sign indicated
the triumph of Mr. Seymour, the cham
pion of greenbacks, and the defeat of
General Grant, the champion of coins.
All of a sudden, and without a note of
warning, the then trusted organ of the
Democratic party, to-wit, the New York
World, edited by Manton Marble, but
owned, as it was commonly believed,
by August Belmont, hauled down its
flag, deserted the ticket on the eve of
the election, and left nearly two mil
lion voters to the effects of treachery,
panic and disorder. The first fruit of
this nefarious transaction was the
passage of a so-called "Credit Strength
ening Act." dated March IS, 1869, by
which the United States government
pledged itself to pay the principal, as
well as the interest, of- its paper debt,
in gold or silver coins. In other words,
without any consideration whatever, it
undertook to pay for every paper dol
lar which it had borrowed, a gold or
silver dollar, of the long established
weight and fineness, and by this and
Its subsequent action, it compelled all
Indebted persons and corporations to
do the like. Having by these means se
cured the payment of a whole metal
dollar for each half of a metal dollar
advanced to the government, thus
clearing cent-per-cent profit at a sin
gle bound, the conspirators next at
tempted to double the value or pur
chasing power of such metal dollars,
by means of destroying one-half ot
them, to-wit, the silver ones. The fol
lowing is a brief account of their op
erations: At that time and for several
years previously a government com
mission had been occupied In the work
of revising and codifying the statutes
of the United States, 'lhe revision
commissioners being lawyers and not
financiers, merchants not metallur
gists, were not familiar with the tech
nical branches of administration;
therefore they made it a practice to
visit the executive departments and
consult with the principal officers con
cerning the practical interpretation
and administration of the laws. When
they reached the mint bureau its prin
cipal officer had already in his hands a
proposed codification of the coinage
laws, the model for which had been
forwarded to him by certain friends oi
agents of the Bank of England in Lon
don. This new American mint code
apparently embodied all the existing
laws on the subject; nay, it even pur
ported to follow their very language,
and to blend them all into an harmo
nious whole; but such appearance was
deceptive. This deception is not
charged upon the director of the mint
(since dead), but upon the men who
prepared and placed the codification in
hie hands, some of whom are still liv
ing and who will doubtless take pleas
ure in reading this communication.
The law (not the proposed codification)
made it the duty of the director of the
mint to receive deposits of either gold
or silver; to coin such metal into dol
lars —the silver ones to contain exactly
sixteen times as much metal as the
gold ones—and to return the same to
the depositor; and it declared all such
dollars to be money of the United
States and legal tenders for all purposes
and to any amount. The public debt
was made payable under the act ol
March 18, 1869, in such dollars, whethei
of silver or gold. The proposed codi
fication (not the law) dropped the sil
ver dollar. It did not demonetize it
but by omitting to include It in the
various coins which the mint directoi
was authorized to strike, it was ren
dered unlawful and impracticable for
him to strike any more of them. As
to the means by which this codification
was palmed upon the director of the
mint, and afterwards—that is to say,
before the codification commissioners
dealt with it—how it was palmed upon
congress, the subject" has been fre
quently dealt with already. The dupes
•who afterwards attempted to defend it,
utterly failed and are dead; the men
who worked the trick are some of them
still living and may yet be named and
Impeached.
E. BENJAMIN ANDREWS.
BATTLE HYMN OF THE EMPIRE.
("The conqueror rides glorious in
his iron car, round which submissive
hosts flow like a mighty sea."—Asiatic
Epic.)
Mine eyes have seen the "glory of the
empire that has come;
I've heard its mad hosannas in the
trusts' marauding hum;
I've seen its golden standard flaunt
above its sullen drum.
Its might is marching on.
Chorus:
Power and glory to the empire!
(Hearken to it's hungry roar!)
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Power and glory evermore!
I've seen it in the watch fires of the
sable soldiers' camps;
I've heard it from high altars 'neath a
thousand magic lamps;
I've seen its subtle suction in the
graves of tropic swamps.
Its might is mp-rching on.
I've beheld its red libations and Its
serried ranks of steel;
i've heard its voice of menace whilst
submissive millions kneel;
it has seized their wealth as ransom,
chained them captive to its
wheel.
Its might is marching on.
(t has sounded forth a trumpet call
that meaneth no retreat;
It is sifting out Its victims 'fore its
dread injunction seat.
Oh, be swift, my soul, to cheer it on;
be Jubilant my feet!
Its might is marching on.
- ve felt It In the thousand hints that
words cannot explain;
t ve scanned it in the billowing smoke
of far Manila's plain;
I've felt it in that demon deed, the mys
tery of the Maine.
Its might is marching on.
(n the stable of Judea Christ was born
beyond the sea.
But imperial law and judgment nailed
Him high upon a tree.
Thus "woe unto the vanquished" Is
taught to you and me.
Its might Is marching on.
Oh, mine eyes have seen the terror of
the empire of the "lord";
He is auctioning off the vintage where
the treasury bonds are stored;
(n his grasp are navies and armies and
a scientific sword.
His might is marching on.
—Richard Thorland, LL. D.
POINTS FROM THE PRESS.
With a great deal of patience and
perseverence a hog has been taught to
play seven-up, and even to turn the
knave from the bottom of the deck.
So why despair of teaching the people
how to vote?— Southern Mercury.
There's a new tale of Kansas pros
perity to unfurl this week, gents. The
crime of April 29 consisted in tho trust
closing a linseed oil mill at Topeka,
Kan., and tossing a number of work
ing mules out on their uppers. This
crime pressing so closely upon tho heels
of the pleasing function of closing the
Topeka starch mill must certainly give
the "business men" of Topeka a bad
quarter of an hour. Cheer up, work
ers and business men of Topeka!
Aguinaldo is about to surrender, and
it is reported that Mexico is going to
the gold basis. And what more could
you ask for than that? It's what you
vote for. —Appeal to Reason.
American imperialists have chosen
for themselves a remarkably appro
priate name. They want to be called
"loyalists." By all means let them he
gratified. The same designation was
assumed during the American revolu
tion by the tories. —The Public.
The administration thinks Atkinson
is a traitor, but it Is not going to de
anything about it. The administration
has troops in the field proceeding
against the Western Federation mi
ners. It Is a greater crime in the eyes
of McKinley to be a union man than
a traitor. —Appeal to Reason.
Injustice of Fulling Prices.
Falling prices work outrageous in
justice. Appalling is the moral wrong
which the fall of prices since 1873 has
wrought. Think of all those time con
tracts, which form so prominent a
feature of modern business. Probably
70 per cent of the world's commercial
transactions are based on some sort of
deferred payment or credit. It Is esti
mated that a trillion and a half dollars'
worth of these deferred payments are
mtstandlng at this time. Appreciat
ing money is occasioning injustice in
:ase of every one of these obligations.
The business friction proceeding from
this source I mention presently; here
i hold up to view the fraud of the sys
tem, how increase in the value of mon
ey robs debtors. It forces every one of
hem to pay more than he covenanted
to pay—not more .dollars, but more
value, the given number of dollars
embodying greater value at date of
payment than at date of oontract. In
the3 0 days debtors must struggle hard
to bo able to pay what they honostly
owe; a system which makes them pay
from 10 to 50 per cent blood monSy is
devilish lndfled.—Andrews.
Theology may; change, but the gos
pel does not.
CETTING TO THE GAME.
Now the relatives are dying
At a most appalling rate,
And the sudden spells of sickness
1 Much anxiety create.
And the strangest thing about these
Tales of woo, these faces wan,
Is that they are much more frequent
When the baseball season's on.
There are trembling on the eyelids
Of theofllce boy, once bright,
And he sadly makes I'.uuouuceraoat
That his uucle died last night.
Thou the tears so plainly noticed
Down his fuce begin to stray,
And be sobs his thanks on being
Told he needn't work to-day.
As the hour of noon approaches
It is noticed that the clerk
Is so sick that he's unable
To continue at his work.
He's complainiug of a fever
And n pain thut racks liis head,
So he asks and gets permission
To go home and seek his bed.
Just at 2 p. m. the merchant,
Who bus long denounced the game,
Feels a twinge of rheumatism,
And be suddenly gets lame.
Every minute brings more torture.
As his grimaces attest,
Till at last for home he's starting,
With the hope of getting rest.
But recovery i9sudden,
AQJ, from favorite grand-stand
That siok merchant sees the ball game.
And he sees the sick clerk there.
And among the yelling rooters
On the bleachers to the right,
Is the oflflee boy who toid them
That his uncle died last night.
Yes, the relatives are dying
At a most appalling rate,
And the sudden spells of sickness
Much auxlety create.
But no undertaker's profit.
With tho doctors It's tho same.
For these tales are fabrications,
Told to get to see the game.
—Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph,
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
If things which stand upon the floor
Would stand upon the wall
We could walk around the celling
And would need no floor at all.
Grandma—"Ah, my dear, the men
are not what they were fifty years
ago." Ethel—"Well, granny, you
know fifty years will change any mau."
"I could not help being struck by
the likeness," remarked the unfor
tunate man when one of his family
portraits fell upon him.—Philadelphia
Record.
"So she's really going to be mar
ried?" "Yes." "I suppose she thinks
of nothing but tho future?" "Well,
she only talks of the presents."—
Standard.
Ella—"I have had a photograph
taken every year since I was twenty."
Stella—"l suppose the photographer
who took: the first one bus been dead
a long time."
Jimmie—"Wot's de tiso of studyin'
percentage?" Tommy—"Youse don't
know nutfciu'. W'y, dey uses it in
figgeriu' de staudin' of do baseball
clubs."—New York Journal.
"I understand Susie Smartweed
was dismissed from tbe hospital ser
vice in disgrace." "Yes. She used
the chief surgeon's be3t lancet to
sharpen her lead pencil."—Tit-Bits.
"I think I am in love with that girl;
when she comes around I get three
new diseases." "What are they?"
"Palpitation of the heart, ossification
of the head and paralysis of tho
tongue."—Tid-Bits.
She (coquettishly)—"l read tho
other day, Cousin Charley, that mar
riage is declining." Ho (inspired)—
"Oh, that's quite wrong. Marriage
is—accepting." (Seizes the oppor
tunity and proposes). —Punch.
Husband (whose wife has been
struck by the automobile carriage)—
"Heavens, man! why don't you look
where you're going? A little more
and it's mo you would have run down
instead of my wife."—LTUustration.
"They call vocal lessons 'voice
placing' now, William." "Is that so?
Well, I'm going to write a polite not*,
and ask that girl down stairs to please
place her voico across the street in
stead of up in our air-shaft."—Chicago
Record.
Mother—"Where are you off to,
Hans?" Hans—"To school; teacliei
is going to show us the eclipse of the
moon to-night." Mother—"Here,
you stay at home; if your teaclie*
wants to show you anything ho can do
it during school hours."—Tit-Bits.
"Tommy," exclaimed Mrs. Fogg,
"dou't you know it is naughty to
make a kite Sunday?" "But, my
dear," interposed Fogg, "don't you
see that ho is making it out of a re
ligious paper?" "Oh," said Mrs. F.,
"Ididn't notice that."—Staudard.
Industry In Hie Norfolk Islands.
The population of Norfolk Island ii
6GB. In 1898 rain fell 192 days, gaug
ing6B.9d inches; February most with
11.76 inches and September least witt
2 inches. Tho thermometer during
'9B ranged from 56 to 79. Fin<
bunches of bananas can be bought foi
12 cents, and they are a drug on the
market, tho New South Wales fruit
import laws virtually prohibiting this
fruit from going there. The isluuderi
are now giving attention to the culti
vatiou of coffee. The plant grows ant'
thrives well in tho valleys and is ab
solutely freo of disease. Almost
every family has a few trees. Th<
bean, experts say, is of the bestquali
ty. The coffee plant was origiuallj
introduced by the first settlers, ovei
one hundred years ago, from the Bra
zils, it is understood. —Culled iron]
Consular Reports.
A Bad Cann of Laziness.
One hot summer's day a gentleman
whp was waiting for his train at one
of our country stations asked a porter
who lying on one of the seats
where the station-master lived, and
the porter lazily pointed to tho house
with his foot. Tho gentleman, very
much struck at tho man's laziness,
said: "If yon can show me a lazier
action than that, my good man, I'll
give you two-aud-six pence." The
porter, not moving au inch, ' replied:
"Pii£it]in my pookot, guv'nor."—Lon
don Tit-Bits.
Jeweled Portieres.
For those who have ugly views' from
their back windows or corridors lead
ing to back stairs, etc., it is quite a
serious matter as to how best to hide
them. Draperies are expensive when
the material is good, and inexpensive
material gets easily tossed. Bead
blinds, which may be made with very
little trouble at home, are clean and
tidy, besides being pretty, and have the
further advantage of admitting the
light* while preventing people from
looking into the room. Measure tho
width of the window or doorway you
wish to hide and get a carpenter to
make a narrow lath to fit it, with small
grooves all the way along at equal dis
tances and rather close together. The
only thing you will then require is a
ball or two of macreme cord and plenty
of large glass beads in pretty colors,
to mix too many colors is a mistake.
Thread the string with a bead and knot
to prevent its slipping; do this at inter
vals all the way down the string until
it is the length required. It is advisa
ble to tie each string securely on the
groove in the wooden lath as you go
along, as they are apt to tangle if
loose. Try to have the strings as close
together as possible; the effect is quite
spoiled if they are straggly or far apart.
By the exercise of a little patience and
Ingenuity a pretty pattern of flowers or
birds may be introduced. Beads suita
ble for this purpose may be purchased
at a very low price.
A Parting Shot.
"Perhaps it is best after all," re
marked the rejected suitor as he lin
gered in the hall. "A man of 25 would
soon tire of a wife who hovered
round the 32 mark." "Why, Mr. Ar
dent," said the woman in the case,
"how very ungallant of you to insin
uate that I am 32." "Well, perhaps
you are not," he replied, "but it cer
tainly struck me that you were some
where near the freezing point."
Do Your Fret Ache Hnil llurn ?
Shake into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease,
a powuer for the feet It makes Tight or
New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bun
ions, Swollen, Hot, Callous, Aehiug and
Sweating Feet. Hold by all Druggists,
Grocers und Shoe Stores. 25c Sample sent
FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leßoy,
N. Y.
The London Mall tells of an English
doctor who refused to attend a man
dying of hemorrhage because his fee
was two shillings and sixpence, and
the man's wife had only two shillings
to offer him. When the woman re
turned to her husband's side he was
dead.
COURTS PROTECT ENTERPRISE.
Important Decision in Keffurd to Reputa
tions ltuilt Up by Advertising.
In the United States Circuit Court in San
Francisco, Cal., a decision has been given
that is of great Interest to manufacturers
of proprietary articles and to publisher*.
The case In question was the suit of the
California Fig Syrup Co. to obtnin a perma
nent injunction, which was granted, on
joining u large non-seeret manufacturing
concern and others from using the name
"Syrup of Figs," or "Fig Syrup," und or
dering tho defendants to pay costs and
damages. The decision proves that the
courts will protect the valuable reputation
of an article of merit, built up by probity
of word as woll as by extensive advertising,
so that the owner may reap the full benoilt.
Tho overwhelming evidence presented, us
to the merits of the company's laxative,
could not be gainsaid by the defendants,
and the injunction wus the result
Tho dogs in Barnwell county, S. C.,
are returned at a valuation of $12,830.
while the assessed value of the entire
property of the county in sheep and
goats is $2Ol.
!DO you get up with a A
headacne? JX
Is there a bad taste in w
your mouth? X
Then you have a poor A
appetite and a weak di{?°s- A
tion. You are frequently V
dizzy, always feel dull and
drowsy. You have cold
ML hands and feet. You get A
X but little benefit from your ▼
am food. You have no ambition A
X to work and the sharp pains
Y of neuralgia dart through
What is the cause of all A
A this trouble? X
Y Constipated bowels. y
▼ will give you prompt relief ▼
A and certain cure.
X Keep Your Blood Pure. X
W If you have neglected your v '
A case a long time, you had 4 y
Y better take
Aiier's sarsaparliia
9 also. It will remove all
U.* impurities that have been i ►
X accumulating in your blood A .
and will greatly strengthen \
X your nerves. A x
▼ Wrllo tho Doctor. t
There msy nhont A modlcul
modlcul HdvleT. Address,
. . Dr. .1. C. Ayer, Lowell, Mass. g|
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Mr. Eben E. Rexford, probably the best known
writer on the culture and care of flowers, gives the
following recipe for an insecticide that he has found
to be more satisfactory than hellebore or Paris-green:
Shave a quarter of a pound of Ivory Soap in water sufficient to cover it
and dissolve upon the stove, then add five gallons of warm water. Spray this
solution upon the plants with a florist's syringe, or if they are small dip them
bodily into it. In either case be sure to reach every part. Let them stand half
an hour and then rinse with clear water. Every aphis that the solution comes
in contact with will be promptly killed.
The Vlcliißltudcß of an Emperor.
The vicissitudes which Louis Na
poleon experienced almost from the
cradle to the grave were probably all
but unexampled. He was a fugitive
before he could speak articulately. In
the interval between his 20th and his
40th year he was a prisoner in Stras
burg, Lorient, Ham and the Concier
gerie. He was an outlaw for more than
half his life. There were incidents, at
Strasburg, and later at Boulogne,
which brought upon him the mock and
jeer of Europe. He carried a baton as
a special constable in Park Lane on
Chartists' Day. Then, by a sudden
turn of fortune, he became President
of the French Republic. The Coup
d'Etat made him Emperor of the
French; and thenceforth for fifteen
years he was, perhaps, the most-con
sidered man of Europe. It was said of
him that on being asked whether he
should not find it difficult to rule the
French nation he replied, "Oh, no!
nothing is more easy. 11 leur faut une
guerre tousles quartre ans." (They
just need a war every four years.) This
policy held good in a modified degree.
The Crimean war was for him a suc
cess, although not precisely a triumph;
the Italian campaign, in spite of its
hard-fought victories, ended abruptly
in approximation to a failure. The
Mexican expedition was an utter fiasco.
Yet Napoleon might have gone on wit
his program of a war every four years
but for the circumstances that there
happened to be in Europe in the mid
dle 'Sixties an infinitely stronger,
more masterful and more ruse man
than the dreamy and decaying Na
poleon. When he and Bismarck
walked along the Biarritz beach in Oc
tober, 18G5, Bismarck expounding his
political speculations as they strolled
—"ls he mad?" the Emperor whisper
ed to Prosper Merimee, on whose arm
he leaned. Napoleon had very soon to
recognize that madness had no part
in the character of Otto von Bis
marck. The Prussian Premier was hi 3
superior in energy, in determination,
and in finesse; and ho foiled the
French Emperor at every turn. —Archi-
bald Forbes ("Life of Napoleon III.")
Ileaoty Is niood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im
purities from the body. Begin to day to
banish pimples, brila, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,—beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c.
Telegraphic communication is to bo
established between the Scottish is
lands Hum, Egg, Canna and Muck,
and they are all to bo connected with
the mainland through the Isle of Skye.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Sinoke lour Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To*
Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, GOo or CI. Cure guaran
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York.
An English (Ind.) clergyman refuses
to pay poll tax on the ground that he
Is church property the property of the
congregation as much as is the pas
toral residence, and that, as such, he
is exempt from taxation, the same as
the parsonage.
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men btroug, blood pure. 60c, Ai. All druggist#.
This is a great country for big fairs
as those ahead of us demonstrate.
They are the Greater America, at
Omaha, July 1, 1899; the Pan-America,
at Buffalo, in 1901; the Ohio Centennial
at Toledo, in 1902, and the Louisiana
Centennial, at St. Louis, in 1903.
A. Rood, Toledo, Ohio, says: "Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure o >red my wife of catarrh fifteen
years ago and she has had no return of it. It's
a sure cure." Sold by Druggists, 75c.
For Whooping Cough, Pi no's Cure is a suc
cessful remedy. M.p. DmrKU.OTTliroopAve..
Brooklyn, N. Y„ Nov. 14.18 W. V *
4a The best is, Aye, the Cheapest." Avoid
Imitations of and Substitutes for
SAPOLIO
Feeding Bottles.
Most people are of opinion that feed
ing bottles for babies must be an in
vention of modern times. According
to Prof. J. N. Mosby. noted English an
tiquary, however, this is not the ease.
This gentleman, who was lecturing re
! cently before an antiquarian society,
stated that it was the custom among
the Greeks for the nurses to carry a
sponge full of honey in a small pot to
stop the children from crying. The
I professor went on to say that there are
two Greek vases in the British Mu
seum, dating from 700 B. C., which
closely resemble the feeding bottles
used subsequently by the Romans. In
the old Roman cemetery of St. Sepul
chre, Canterbury, England, a feeding
bottle of bright red polished ware was
dug up in 1861, and Prof. Mosby came
to the conclusion that this bottle must
have been buried with the little Roman
child to whose wants it had ministered
during lifetime.
A Crockery Jae.
"When Wigs by is in his cups be
has eyes like saucers." Yes. and bowl
legs."—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"SF
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to the care and skill with which it is
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It. injures nervous system to do so. RACO-
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and notifies yon when t" stop. Sold with a
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