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A forcible illustration of Great Britain's supremacy in the oceau car rying trade is shown in the commer cial sta istics of China for 1897. In that year, of all the ships entering the Qineteen treaty ports of the empire were English, while only 2140 the German flag and 174 chat of France. Another practical joker has come grief. At lied Bank, X. J., the other i day a man tried to scare a friend by playing ghost, and was dangerously I shot. He was more fortunate than . the western practical joker, who played highwayman to scare a friend and was killed. Joking has certaiu limitations ' which devotees of the merry art of jesting will do well to study. The "Worcester Gazette observes: "It is a proof of the rapid progress of events the last twelve mouths to re flect with what incredultv a prophecy would have been received in February 1398, that in a year's time American regulars and volunteers would be en gaged in hostilities with the Philippine j Islanders. Hardly one mau in a hun dred knew what the Philippine Islands were, and it is to be doubted if one in a thousand knew anything about them," Tho l-econt meeting of the Quebec • fruit-growers in Montreal attracted some little attention to the present situation of that very important branch of thn farming industry. "While tho farms in sections caj able of peach-rai-ing bring the highest prices in the whole Dominion, no: infre quently the sale price of a single crop will sullice to repay the purchase money. Excellent returns were also made in former years by such farmers as grew strawbenies, raspberries and the like, and the natural result has been what is called "overproduction." The result has been that farms once considered worth nine or ton thousand | dollars because of their special cay ac itv for fruit-growing have sold in the last few years for six and seven thou sand or oven les3, and there is now a decided tendency to abandon fruit growing, or, at the very least, to abate the interest formerly showu. Extremely interesting are some of the facts about the present status of public schools in Massachusetts, as set forth in the C2d annual report of the state board of education. There has been an increase of about 17,000 in attendance and of 300 in teaching force. It is shown that 111 towns ap point tlieir teachers under tho tenure of office act to serve practically during good behavior. A new law has been enacted, requiring eight, months of school, but only 47 towns will have to ' change because of the law. The cost for each child in the state between five and fifteen, including text-books, ! supervision and sundries is $21.04; for each child in the average member ship of the schools $25.22. Last year's increase in tho number of teachers who have attended normal schools was 426; in the numbor of normal graduates, 322, It cost the state for transporta tion of pupils last year $123,032.41 — an amount very gladly paid, because of the increased efficiency of the consoli dated system. Air Wf Copfttttite. A man with a penchant for compu tation has calculated that when we are at rest we consume 500 cubic inches of air a minute. If we walk at the rate of one mile an licur we use 800, two miles 1,000, three miles 1,600. four miles, 2,300. If we start out and run six miles an hour we consume 3,000 cubic Inches of air during every min ute of the time. Tin DMwvfii the lint. Tired Treadwell —Wot do you tink of die scheme to make Dewey a full ad miral? Sloppy Slmpklns—Say, dcre'j a man wot not'n ain't to good tar. If I had me way I'd even have dem fur nish him wit what he'll need to git over it next morning'. EBB-TIDE. A sodden reach of wide and wind-swept lea. A sky of shattered steel that palls the sight. And one long shaft of sun that seems to write Tast letters slowly on a slate of sen; The dreary wall of gulls that skim the crest Of sullen breakers sliding In to land, A world crown empty, full of vague unrest, And shadow-shapes that stride across the sand. The grny bench widens. Foot by foot appear . Strange forms of wreckage creeping lrom the wares. Like gho9ts that steal In silence from their graves To watch beside the death-bed of the year; Poor shattered shapes of ships that once stood out Full-freighted to the far horizon's sweep j To muslo or the cheery sailor-shout Of men who sought the wonders of the deep! Poor shattered ships! Their gallant cruising o'er, Thoir cargoes coral-crusted leagues below. They rise, unnamed, unnumbered, from theslo^. Recession of the ebb along the shore. The tickle tide that bore them bravely then Betrays their shame and nakedness to be Mate witness to the littleness of men Who battle with the sovereignty of sea. For me, as well, alone upon the dune, There sinks a tide that strips tie beaches bare, And leaves bet grim unsightly wreckage where The brooding skies make mockery of noon. Ah. dear, that hopes, like tides, should ebb away, Unmasking on the naked shore of love Flotsam and jetsam of a happier day, Dreams wrecked, and all tho emptiness thereof! —Guy Wetmore Carryl, In Harper's Magazine, WALTER'S FjGHT JTFINDIANS. By SIDFORD F. HAM?. 1 t T tlio time X was jf\ \ foreman for Mason // \\ & Jevous, wool l, \ \ growers—so said the old managing f l/T, k \ director of a -'Xsiilt \ famous ranch com pauy—young Wal ter ®l' l9 ° u came Ifi?W I SL )f"J West for his first \ visit. Ho was a pale boy of fifteen, nephew to the senior partner, and \ ' sent from his home " ft in the East, under, the doctor's orders, to live in the open air for a couple of years. There were no comforts or con veniences übout sheep-camps in those days. A bunk-house and kitchen, with all tho furniture home-made ex cept the cooking apparatus; some rough shelter for the sheep and a stable for the horses were generally the only buildings, and these were apt to be set down in some hollow of the bare, brown plain, to bake like ovens under the summer sun and to shake in the cold blasts of January. Mason & Jevous had a lot of such camps, but the home ranch, on tho Deep Arroyo, was a more pretentious place. There my men and I hnd a five-roomed house, about pasture enough for two cows, and a small garden, "under ditch," for the grow ing of potatoes and such luxuries. We thought the place a wonder of comfort,but the sudden chaugo from a good city home to a sheep-camp, with its extremely early hours, its very plain fare and still plainer cooking, was rather trying to Walter; but he never made the least bit of complaint, not he. die fell into tlie ranks at once, and although he was not re quired to work, he sot about learning the details of sheep-raising by doing everything with hts own hands. Before a year was over tho outdoor life had turned his muscles into steel and burned his face to a brick red; still, he was only a boy, and could not be expected to compete with tho seasoned men iu an ordinary day's work. And yet, for all that, he would come in brisk and smiling at the end of a long day's lamb-herding, when some of the older hands were used up. This puzzled tho men, for they had been generally inclined to laugh at the boy as a "tenderfoot," Tho explana tion really was that Walter never lost his temper in dealing with tho pro voking, scampering, silly lambs. Now few things are more exhausting than a total loss of temper—especially when it is lost for fifteen hours a day and that is the usual misfortune of lamb-herders. Walter spent most of his leisuro time upon a superannuated cow-pony, shooting at coyotes with a rille, but it was months before he hit one. The coyote, although he alwavs turns "broadside on" and gives the marks man the best chance ho can, is a bad target; his thick fur makes him look much larger than lie really is. Walter fired away cartridges by the box iu vain. But his failures only inspired him to try again, until at length he became an uncommonly good shot. The men, to whom coyotes were familiar, uninteresting things, used to laugh at Walter's persistent hunting. They dubbed him "Woolly Walter: The Dread Death-Dealer of tho Deep Arroyo," and were always anxious to know when he intended to go off and kill a few Indians. "Don't be afraid of Indians," the boy would say, bantering tho men in his turn. "If any of them ever come prowling round wliilo I'm here I'll stand them off." The promise was inado iu fun, but he kept it in earn est. During tho boy's second summer, after shearing time, my daughter, Sally, came out from town, where she was at school, to pay mo a mouth's visit. When tho day came for her re turn, nobody could be spared to drive her to the railroad hut Walter. I had intended to go, but John Ilansford, n wool-dealer, had sent word that he was coming that dny. Walter was much pleased to take my place, for he and Sully wore groat friends, and with only one road to follow, there was no fear of missing the way. So, very soon after sunrise, the girl and hoy sot out on their forty mile drive to cateh a train which was to leave Plattville at five that even ing. About two hours after they had left, and a good deal earlier than I expected him, John Hansford rod© up, and without waiting to shake bauds or to get off his horse, said: "Martin, you had better call your herders into cauip mighty quick. They say, down at Truebury's, that a small band of bad Indians is knocking about tho country somewhere north .of here. They've killed a Mexican j herder and burnt his cabin, and now they've crossed the railroad coming this way." I lost no time. "Dick Taylor!" I shouted, and out ran the cook, the only other man on the place at that time of day. "Saddle up—hurry," I said, "thero are Indians betwixt here and the rail road. We must gallop to overtake ' Sally and Walter." i With his puper cap on his head and ■ his hands coverod with dough, Dick rushed with mo to the stable; out 1 came the horses; on wont the saddles, and in less than live minutes wo three, all well armed, were galloping north- 1 ward. i Meanwhile Walter and Sally had traveled some fifteen miles. They were joggiug along, laughing and chattering and watching the shiftiug : j mirages which are always to be seen iat that time of year, when my girl 1 cried out: j "Oh, look! There's a funny one! Then Walter saw what appeared to be the legs of five horses trotting along a foot from the ground. Presently the scene changed, tho i horses'legs vanished, and the young j sters saw the heads and shoulders of j live men, large and undefined, sailing i through the air. Sally told me after | ward that this frightened her. 1 | Suddenly tho mirage cleared, and j the girl and boy saw, about two miles to the northwest, live horsemen, one I behind the other. They were riding j 1 as if to intercept the wagon, and there ' was something very unusual in their j appearance. Walter pulled up and took out his field-glass. "I don't like the look 3 of them," said he. "They aren't cowboys; they've no hats, and I think no saddles. I'm afraid they're Indians." "l'urn back," said Sally, "and then we shall know if they're trying to cut us olf." "That's sensible," said Walter, and turned, at once. The riders immediately broko into a hard gallop, and headed straight for the wagou. Walter urged his horse to a trot, and then tho desperate race began. Fifteen miles of level plain lay be tween the team aud the homo ranch. I'lould the horses hold out? At first V alter tried trotting, but tho gallop ing Indians gained so much in the ; first mile that he lashed his team into I a run. I But what chance, in that race for life, , had two steady old ranch-horses hitched to a heavy road wagou? Though they j began with two miles' start, the light- I footed ludir.n ponies came up so fast j that my girl, as she turned her head : to watch them, could soon distinguish • the forms. They grew from dark \ patches to definite figures of men on • running beasts. Sallycould make out i the heads, anus, aud dying hair of the I Indians, the heads of tho ponies and . their moving legs. "They're gaining fast, Walter," she cried. ! Walter didn't look at her then. Her j voice hud been jolted cut of her by the bumpiug wagon, and bethought it was i all of a tremble. He just stood up in j bouncing, rattliug wagou aud stared : round the sky-line. ; Hi! lm.l some hope that he might seo other l-idcrs, aud if he did ho would j head for them; though that wasn't tho ; principal thing in his mind. But I there was not a living figure clear | against the Idue or dim against the i plain—nothing but the bare, burnt j prairie and tbe gray strenk of road. "It's all right, Sally,"cried the boy, ; not looking down at her, for he feared she would go into hysterics, as he hnd once seen an Eastern girl do. "It's all right, Sally; we'll beat them yet." At that my girl laughed. "I guess," she said, "you're not such a tender foot as they call you." She told me that he stared down at her iD surprise for a moment, and then changed his tnne and took her right into his confidence. "I'm looking for a good place to fight," he said. "We can't get away from them by running. But we must koep on until we see some cover within rench." "Cover!" snid Sally. "We'll bo bettor off in the ODCU if it comes to shooting. They'll crawl up to yon through the cover—that is, if it's more than just a bush or two," for you see, Sally hadn't been born on the plains without learning a good deal about Indian-fighting. "Well, that's a fact," Walter cried out. "But— Hello! whnt's thnt?" and Sally stood up and clutched hold of him, and they both stared while the old horses raced onward. "It's u%ter—it's no mirage," said Walter. - .StSjus® "Yes, it's real water," said Sally, "There's a hollow there and the thunder-storm's filled it. "Ill 18 ' b 0 , pretty shallow," said Walter, an idea jumping into his bead. He didn't asl: Sally's opiuion this time, but, man fashion, he took his chances. ..v.**--""-'" ■ "Sit down and hold on tight, Sally," was all he said. .--v With thgt he turned out of tho road, whipped the horses into their best gnllop and drove straight for the water, whiou was a shallow pond about three hundred yards wide and four or five times as long. " Maybe it was the sight of tho water that encouraged the ranch-horses; anywny, they kept the pnee so well that the Indians were still more than half a mile behind when the horses splashed into the pond and were brought to a walk. Walter drove them straight forward until water be gan coming into the wagon-box. Then he turned the wagon broadside to the Indians. Sally anil tlie boy were now about a tbiril of the way across the pond, and they had entered it about midway between its ends. This suited Wal ter's plan exactly; ho set tho brake hard so that his horses couldn't move the wagon against his will, hung his cartridge-belt about his neck, jumped into the water, helped Sally down be side him, pulled her little trunk over so that it concealed and protected her, and then took his rifle and stood ready. If you will think, you will soe that he had a pretty good fortifioation. The wagou-box was between him and tho Indians; the enemy couldjneither ride fast nor run on foot fast out to where tho boy and girl stood more than waist-deep; they were half under water, and their heads and chests were well defended by tho wagon-box aud the truuk; there were only live In dians and these could not get near enough to shoot without offering a far bettor mark themselves. The plain afforded no cover for the redskins—nothing but somo scattered bunohes of grass and a soapweed here aud there. Sally understood the sit uation at a glance. "Well, you've got an Indiau-fight er's head on you, Walter," she said, approvingly. "I gnoss we've got them where we want them," said Walter, for a boy that could knock over a coyote Ave times in seven couldn't expect to miss Indians. "I think so," says Sally. "They can't get within shooting distance at either end ot this pond; they can't coma in where we did without your hitting them, and if they wade across out of range and try to take us at the hack, all we've got to do is to cross to the other side of the wagon, and then they'ro in more danger than they were before." "I think it's all right," said Walter. On came the Indians, almost up to the edge of the pool. Walter was in tending to disable the foremost one the moment his pony's hoofs splashed, when the whole live suddenly swerved to the right. Then, as if with one motion, every Indian vanished behind the body of his pony, apparently leaving nothing for Walter to shoot at except the soles of five left feet. But the boy was not unnerved by this manosuvre. He fired, and down went the foremost-poiiy. The instant the rider was on his feet Walter covered him with his Winchester; but Walter was not anxious to shoot any Indians, for he knew that ho could defend Sally with out doing so, as he now saw something moving on the plain—something of which the Indians were not one bit aware. "Look toward tho west," said Wal ter to Sally. "I see," said Sully, and her eyes brightened. "Guess what I wns afraid of, Walter. I wns afraid tho Indians would just wnit aud watch us till we would have to leave this cold water. Now they'll hnvo no time to wait uutil we're frozen out." Meantimo the second Indian had oome up, taken the unhorsed man be hind him, and galloped out of range with the others. Wulter let them go un harmed. For tho aspect of affairs had changed—a good deal more, too, than the Indians knew. The redskins held a brief consulta tion at a snfe distance; then one rode off toward one end of thepool, and an other toward the other end, while the remaining three began crawling from bunch to bunch of grass toward the wagon. This did not look BO danger ous to the besieged us the Indians probnbly supposed. "That's all very fine," said Walter, when ho noted this manoeuvre, "but they haven't got half enough time to get us surrounded. However, I'll have to attend to the crawling ones. Holly, will you just keep your eye on the two on horsebaok, aud tell me to look when they stop." So Sally walked out a few yards, stooping as sho waded, so that the wnter was over her shoulders, uutil the wagon and horses no longer inter cepted her view. There she crouched, with just her head out, and watched the proceedings, and grew exultant and confident as she saw what the In dians didn't even suspect. While sho was keeping her lookout, Walter was making the crawling In dians very uncomfortable by drop ping bullets close to them. He wasn't trying to hit them; his hope was to keep them crawling or lying, so that they would not rise and see whnt was coming. There they lay very flat, and moving with extreme caution until Sally cried out: "Walter, they've turned backl No, they're galloping away! They know, uowl" "Oh, seo them run!" cried Walter, as at that moment the three crawling Indians sprang to their feet, made a dash for their ponies, and rode ofl helter-skelter. They had jeason. Three angry, •yell-armed white men were within half a hjJle of them, agd rijing on like mad. We had arrived in time. ".Oh, father," sjiid Sally to me, as ] lifted her up out of the water and kissed her, "Oh, father, I'm so glad you came in time! Walter would have had to shoot thoße Indians, and I don't believe I should have felt happy again if he had. "—Youth's Companion. HARDWOOD SAWDUSTS. Tho Fine Dnsts Used For Various Special Purposes—Flue Sawdusts Exported. The fine sawdust of hard woods, that which is produced in sawing veneers, is used for a variety of special purposes; fine mahogany saw dust, for instance, being extensively used in cleaning furs. There are sold fifteen or twenty different varie ties of fine sawdust from as many dif ferent kinds of hard woods, theso be ing gathered from the various mills. While fine mahogany is tho sawdust most largely used in cleaning furs, various other kinds are also employed for that purpose. The use of box wood sawdust for cleaning jewelry is traditional. Boxwood sawdust is also used in polishing silver. Some saw dusts are used in marqnetry work. Some are used in making pressed mouldings and ornaments. Sandal wood sawdust is used in scent bags. Tho production of coarse sawdust of various hard woods, such as oak and maple, is greater than tho de mand for them; such sawdusts may bo burned ill the mills where they nre produced. Coarse mahogany sawdust may be sold for commonplace uses, or employed as fuel where it is made; but for the fine sawdusts of all the hard woods there is moro or less de mand; for many of them there is a ready market. The most costly of tine hardwood sawdust is boxwood, of which the supply is less than the demand. Fine hardwood sawdusts are shipped from this city to various parts of the United States; they are exported in considerable quantities to Cauadu and some are sent to England.—Sun. Slcep-AValUer' Frenlca. A well-known physician gives an ac count of an Irish gontleman who swam more than two miles down a river, got ashore and was subsequently discov ered sleeping by the roadside, alto gether unconscious of the extraordin ary feat ho had accomplished. Professor Fishuoll, of Bale, writes of a youug student of Wurtemburg who used to piny hide-and-seek while fast asleep. His fellow students knew of his propensity and when he began walking threw bolsters after him, which he always eluded, jumping over bedsteads and other obstnelos in his way. A man was once discovered at 1 o'clock in the morning in a neighbor's garden engaged in prayer, evidently under the impression that lie wns in church, but otherwise in a deep sleep. A young girl given to sleep-walking was in the habit of imitating the vio lin with her lips, giving the prelim inary tuning aud scraping and flourish ing with the utmost fidelity. It puzzled her physician a great deal until he learned that when an infant the girl lived in a room adjoining a fiddler, who often performed upon his instru ment within her hearing.—London Tit-Bits. Guest Room Toothpowder. Passenger Traffic Manager McCor mick, cf the Big Four, tells of a friend of his who was visiting some relatives. He was given the spare room aud slept well. In the morning, desiring to clenn his teeth, he looked through his valise for his tooth brush and box of tooth powder. He found the brush, but had come away from home with out tho powder. Looking about ho discovered a small jar on the mantel. He opened it aud saw it contained a grayish powder. "Here is some tooth powder," said he, and wetting his tooth brush ho dipped it into the powder and gave his teeth a good scrubbing. When ho went down stairs to breakfast he said to his hostess: "You must excuse me for taking the liberty, but as I came away from home without my tooth powder I used some of that you hnve in the little jar on the mantel in my room." "Why, Charley," said the hostess, "that isn't tooth powder in that jar; it's Aunt Ann's ashes."—Cincinnati Inquirer. Torpedo Routs. The average distance of discovery of a torpedo boat by the searchlight from a battleship has been calculated to be 781 yards, and tho greatest distnnco 2000 yards. Thus, takeu the distauoe at which the torpedo can be fired with effect at 500 yards, it will be gen erally found that a torpedo boat will have to cross about 300 yards under fire from the Bhip she is attacking, and it will tnko the little craft about half a minute to do this. A Foreign Writer'# Uurden. "I find your politioal terms very puzzling," remarked the foreigner who was trying to gather material for a book on American institutions. "For example, to rotate means to move in a circle. A ring also means a circle. Now lam told that when a ring controls your offices they don't rotate any more."—Chicago Tribune. SMUGGLED FOE DEWEY. UNWRITTEN HISTORY ABOUT OUR SQUADRON AT MANILA. The Smuggling Steamer Znflro—She Car ried Green Groceries as Well as Dis patches—(low Captain McLean Cared For Dewey's Men—Falsified Manifests. Professor S. A Knapp, the confi dential agent of the Department of Agriculture, who has ju3t returned to tile United States after a tour of Jap au, China and the Philippine Islands, was nccompauied on the homeward trip by Captain Walter MoLean, ohief o1 Admiral Dewey's war staff at Ma nila. In the §au Francisco Chron icle Professor KDapphas given some unwritten history of the doings of the historic) Asiatic squadron, learned by personal observation while in the Or ient and by association with gaptain MoLean on the way over. Its hero is Captain McLean, whom the pro fessor styles the hero of post-battle days, and it weaves itself largely about the goings uud comings of the little merchant vessel Zafiro, which succeeded the cutter Mr.Cnlloch as the carrier of dispatches from Manila to Hong Kong. Dispatches are not the only things the Zatiro carried, and that is the reason Professor -Knapp finds a hero in Captniu McLean. She carried green gtoceries and coal. "The faot of the matter is," said the professor, "McLean turned smug gler when be got hold of the Zaliro, nnd went cruising in Chinese waters. He smuggled more tons of frosh things to eat into Manila Bay than you have hairs on your head. He became the most proficient falsifier of manifests the East over saw. Ask him, and he'll tell you the same thing. Did Dewey know nbout it? Didn't he know about everything that was going on? "McLean's chance came when he was made commander of the Zafiro. The day this happened Admiral Dewey called McLean up on the quar ter-deok of the flagship, where there was a lot of dyspeptic looking ollicers and men standing around, and said: " 'McLean, you will take these dis patches dowu to Hong Ivong on tho Za liro and cable them to Washington.' " 'Yes, sir,' answered McLean. " 'Aud remember,' continued the admiral, in a solemn voice, 'that this is a time of strife; that Great Britain has issued a neutrality proclamation; aud that there is such a thing as con traband of war. Do not allow any contraband article aboard your ves sel.' "McLean looked around on the hungry men of the tleet, and then he looked into the eye of Admiral Dewey. He thinks he saw a Bolt of faint quiv er of the eve, for he touched his cap smartly, winked at the other officers, anil retired. When tho Zatiro got to Hong Kong, McLean called Captain Whitten up to tho deck and said; " 'Captain Whitten, I am going ashore with Colonel Smith. I won't he hack until the last minute before sailing. Eemember that this is a time of strife; that Great Britain has issued a neutrality proclamation; aud that there is such a thing as contra band of war.' " 'Yes, sir,'answered Captain Whit ten, saluting. " 'And 1 say. Whitten,' continued McLean, lowering liis voice 'if wo get caught at it there'll he tho devil to pay.' " 'Yes, sir.' " 'So that if any little packages come aboard, be quick about it.' "Well, McLean and Colonel Smith hadu't any more than got out of sight thau Captain Whitten weighed anchor and sailed around the comer. He hadu't been there very long before the little packages began to arrive. It didn't take very long to stow them away, and pretty soon the Zafiro dropped anchor in the harbor again. McLean and Colonol Smith came aboard. " 'Sir,' said Captain Whitten toMc- Lenn, 'those little packages ' " 'Don't bother me, sir,' thundered McLean, in a rage, 'I am in a great hurry to get back to Admiral Dewey with important cablegrams.' "So they sailed away. When they rescued Manila McLean called Cap tain Whitten up and said: " 'Sir, I must hasten to the flag ship and report to the admiral. When I return I shall inspect your cargo. If I And anything contraband in it, I shall order you into irons.' "Well, McLean didn't get back un til the next morning, and when he went over tho cargo he found nothing contraband. In the meantime, every officer and man in the squadron had had a square meal. That was the first of many trips. "McLean's greatest feat was in re storing peace between tho American and German Governments as repre sented by their Admirals at Manila. On one of his trips to Hong Koug he told Rounsevelle Wildman, tho American Cousul, to notify the other Consuls that if they had any little presents or tokens of friendship they wanted to send to their folks in Manila, he would take them there on board the Zafiro. Tho result of the invitation waft that tho German Cou sul sent a little present aboard for the German Admiral. It consisted of thirty-one sacks of potatoes. "When MoLean got back to Manila he found the feeling between the two fleets wns running very high and bitter, and he was in a great quandary over what to do with the German Ad miral's potatoes. He felt that if he delivered them Admiral Dewey would be angry, bnt that if he did not Dewey would be angrier still, because of his (McLean's) violation of his promise. He was afraid to speak to the Admiral about it, so he finally concluded to consult tho Flag Lieutenant. " 'lt strikes me,' said the Flag Lieutenant, 'that you'll be blamed if rou do. and you'll be blamed if you don't. Between the two evile, I ad vise yon to see the old man.' "So McLean went to see the Ad miral. He found him on the quarter deck of the Olympia, and told him tk story. " 'Ypujlg man,' replied Admiral Dewey, 'when you camo here to dis turb me I was just reflecting on the vjist responsibilities that rest on my I shoulders. I look at the lights of yonder beautiful city, and I shudder to think of the countless precious lives that would be lost were I to turn mv guns on its walls. How terrible ' " 'But, sir,' interrupted McLean, 'whnt am I to do with those thirty-one saoks of spuds?' '• 'Confound your spuds!' roared Dewey. " 'Yes, sir; of course, sir,' stam mered McLoan, preparing to retreat. " 'But, say, McLean,' called the Admiral, lowering his voice to a whisper, 'do you suppose those Dutch are as hungry for something fresh to eat as we are?' "That night MoLean delivered the thirty-one sacks of potatoes to the German Admiral. The next day the German Admiral sent a note of thanks to Admiral Dewey, and thus hostilities were averted." PRANKS OF NAVAL CADETS. An Amusing Encounter lietween Captain Clark and Captain Cook. When the famous Captain Mahau was a lieutenant and one of the offices of the Naval Academy at Annapolis, it became his duty one evening to award several demerits to Cadet Clark, now or recently captain of the battleship Oregon. The circumstances were such that Clark felt that he had some reason for grievance against his roommate, now Captain Cook of the cruiser Brooklyn, who had escaped his demerits by being found in bed, where both should have been at the time. So Clark bided his time to pay Cook off, and soon the opportunity came. Two days in the week was known at the academy as pie-days, because pies of all varieties and in great ahun danco then glorified the dinner-table, although there were never enough to satisfy the cadets. One day at dinner Clark saw Cook, after giving a stealthy look around the table, pull a sweet-potato pie to ward him, and slide it deftly oft* the cloth into the recesses of his jacket. With another look around at the faces of his companions, who seemed to be all satisfactorily engrossed with their plates, he carefully buttoned his jacket over the prize, which required tender handling, and went on eating his din ner. As they marched out of the mess hall, Clark, in the rank behind Cook, leaned forward and whispered, "Say, how about finishing that wrestling match we were having the other day?" Cook shook his head in emphatic negation, but as the ranks broke up in the outer hall, Clark, disregarding his friend's frantic winks, frowns and attempts to back away, grasped und girt him with both arms. "Here! Stop! Wait! Hold on, confound you, hold on!" implored the victim, wriggling iu the grasp of his tormentor, who did hold on harder than ever. Then a soft yellow substance came creeping over tho top of Cook's col lar, oozed from tho breast of his jacket, and into a fringe at the bot tom. With a wrench, lie shook him self free from Clark's arms, tore open his jacket, and exposed the mashed and crumbled remuins of the sweet potato pie. "You inspired idiot!" said he, more in sorrow than in angor. "See what you've done! Why, I was going to givo you half of it!"— Youth's Com panion. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Pride goeth before a woman's call. A woman must love somebody, if it is only the skeleton iu the closet. The most kissable girls are the kind that are good at pretending they hate it. There is some excuse for the babies to talk that way; they don't know any better. The man who won't play second fiddle as often as not can't play any fiddle at all. Next to his wife, aman's viewsabout other women are the best test of her taste. Probably if the women weren't al lowed to cry at weddings they would laugh at funerals. If a man knew that his best friend did the things that he does he would cut his acquaintance, Thero are two women in every man's life; the one he married and the one he thinks he might have. When a girl is in love she can never quite believe that any married people can possibly know just how she feels. Women are all right as long as they have plenty of clothes and their own way; a man is all right as long as he has plenty to eat. The truest love a woman gives a man is the same kind which she gives to a ohild. aud to give him this she must see weakness in him. The proportion of men who tell their wives all about their business is about as great as the proportion of women qjho don't toll their husbands all about their home trials.—New York Press. England's Meat Supply. The extent of the foreign trade in refrigerating beef is shown by the fact that Great Britain imported iu 1898 this meat to the amount of $29,000,- 000. Probably it all came from Amer ica and Australia. The trade has amounted to more than $25,000,000 yearly since 1896. The dependence of Great Britain on other nations for her food supply is shown as the valu ation of food imports of all kinds in 1898.