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Eit&tlishoi 1888.
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IKE ELAND, PA., JANUARY 2, 180 V.
PHILOSOPHIC BREVITIES.
Fortunes and misfortunes are har
vests.
Time Is a tine stream, but it runs the I
wrong way.
Satan pays in advance, God when the 1
uork is done.
Custom is a miserable cage in which
one forgets liberty.
Life is a journey by night to see the
sun rise in the morning.
Souls and bodies are to be let that
cannot be bought outright.
All might have a fair sum-total of 1
life if they would not squander faculty, i
We cannot go back on nature suf- |
ficieutly to entirely and sincerely re- j
pent.
No man can be warranted sound:
practically sound is the only safe guar- r
fliitee.
No matter how many years we spend a
in scoring if we make the race at last, r
l'rlde is the moment of frost that ;
kills a whole summer's growth of af- !
lection.
Equality is impracticable; that any \
two men are equal is the opinion of
only one of them.
If we knew the day of our death it
would over-stimulate the wise and
paralyze the fool.
Sentiment is to feel when we ought |
to feel;'sentimeutlality is to feel when ,
we. tfiiglit to act.
It is with men as with watches— j
the worst movements are often found ; i
in the best cases, and vice versa. I i
All are handicapped by nature. It is
fatal to add anything to the burden,
tlie course being so long and the pace j
so terrible.
POINTS AND MOOT POINTS. 1
Our dreams of perfection are ridicul- 1
ous exercises of fancy.
What we call our virtues are merely
Inartistic daubs of imagination on the I
canvas of conceit.
Conceit has not a leg to stand on—it
is a miracle of unreason.
Wo are equal to sincerities, not to
verities.
Are you lazy? then you are lost. !
Men vary more in energy than in
virtue.
Moderation is beyond price and, con
sequently, beyond our means.
The ghost that haunts us most is
neglect.
Roses in June, thorns all the year |
round.
A druge is the slave of a fool, either
himself or another.
Action is salvation, for passion was
originally sin.
If action had no other recommenda
tion than getting rid of passion it
would tJ e enough.
The weak arrogate to themselves
Ihe gentle virtues, very unjustly.
We do not love one another long be
fore God credits it as love to him.
Self is a sincere sufferer from the
cradle to the grave.
Although heaven is without money
and without price not all the poor wiil
win it.
BLASTS FROM RAM'S HORN.
Opinions cannot overthrow facts.
A bail man's hate is a good man's I
reputation.
ir takes a windy man to blow his
own trumpet.
The root of all evil is flic cause of
much digging.
Fads never blink under the sunlight
cf evidence.
No man ever stumbles over an object
in his rear.
Hope is a staff in the morning and
a couch at night.
The last blow brings the crash, but |
all that went before were needed to
fell the tree.
The man who boasts of Ids virtues i
has to boost them up in order that they
may he seen.
The cobbler sets us ail a good ex- j
ample; as long as he lasts he uses his ;
awl to save the souls of his fellow
men.
DEVIOUS DEFINITIONS.
Kleptomania—The most lucrative '
form of insanity.
Sanctified—The man who smiles i
when he pays his taxes.
Helpmate—The kind that seldom ae- I
companies one on a tandem.
Misery—A lover of company whose
tender feeling is never reciprocated. |
Trouble—Something that a man's
fool friends are always getting him
into.
Vacuum—A physical impossibility
that exists only in the minds of some
people.
Magizinery—The peculiar quality of
a verse that brings the poet more than
it is worth.
Opinion—Something that should be
formed with great caution and cluing
ed with still greater.
Autocrat—The meek little woman
who never hail an opinion of her own
during courtship about twenty-four!
hours after marriage.
DRDAVID {Favorite
KtHNfovsßemedy
Tbe one sure cure for J
The i\idneys, liver and Blood
RICHEST WOMAN IN UTAH.
foor Widow Six Year* Ago, llor Income
Now Nearn HHOO.OOO * Year.
j Mrs. Susanna Bransford Emery is the
richest woman in Utah and perhaps of
j the entire west.
About five years ago her husband,
A. C. Emery, died, leaving his widow
! a lot of supposedly worthless mining
I property with which to make a living.
Being in great financial difficulties she
MRS. SUSANNA UKANSFOKII EMLIRY.
went to work, developed the property,
and to-day Mrs. Emery receives over
SO,OOO a month in dividends. Her mine
is known as "Silver King." The prop
erty adjoins the Great Ontario, the
richest silver proposition in the world.
An income of $75,000 a year ought to
satisfy any woman. But this does not
represent the amount of Mrs. Emery's
"spending money" by any means.
She became interested in the Grand
Central, a gold prospect in the great
Tintic or Eureka mining district. In
one year this has paid the rich widow
something like SIO,OOO, and she has
recently refused to sell her interest in
the mine for SIOO,OOO.
To Kleniitlfy ScrHivny ftcclt*.
Now that it has been discovered that
the linen collars worn by women for
several years are ruining the beauty
of their necks, remedies for scrawny
and wrinkled necks are in demand.
If there be a general absence of flesh
on the body, careful dieting will do all
that is required. As many as five meals
a day may be indulged in, but they
must be taken at regular hours, allow
ing sufficient time for digestion in be
tween.
Plenty of milk, milk puddings, eggs,
bread, cake 3, sweet fruits and all kinds
of vegetables, meat well cooked and
fisli should be partaken of till signs of
improvement are visible. Then care
must be observed that one does not
;rr in the other direction and become
itout. When trying to put on flesh,
ivoid everything acid, take plenty of
warm baths, and sleep and rest as
much as possible.
But if it be only the neck and sliot.l
iers which are scraggy, and more flesh
s not required or desirable on the re t
if the body, a different method must
le pursued. Cod liver oil can be easily
.aken in a little cold water, with a
pinch of salt afterward to remove the
.aste.
The neck and shoulders must be
lathed in warm water before retiring
'or the night, and olive or sweet oil
well rubbed in. In the morning, after
lathing, rub gently and in a circular
lirection for about ten minutes, follow
id by ten minutes' exercise with dunib
lells.
Singing lessons always greatly im
prove the shape of the throat, as this
las a great deal to do with breathing
properly. Take a deep breath and hold
t as long as possible. Keep the neck
llways well and warmly covered.
Danger oft'hlldreii Sucking Tlinmlm.
Although many babies throve and
grew up in spite of sucking their
humbs, perhaps many who died might
nave been saved if their mothers had
prevented their doing so. At least that
s the theory of Dr. Monae Lesser, w ho
lays that fever germs and all sorts
if other germs may be carried to the
t system by putting the fingers in the
mouth.
The careful mother of to-day, in her
wholesome fear of deadly germs, must
nave no sympathy for her little one's
determination to suck its thumb. She
should exert all her self-control, when
.he temptation comes to her to yield
o the little tyrant, to keep him quiet.
I Jhould the habit be a fixed one, she
{ .hould treat the rebellious thumb to a
J mating of aloes, or its possessor to
he more heroic remedy of a good
] spanking.
Can Abuse Their Husbands.
In the matter of woman's right!
Abyssinia is far ahead of Europe. Ac
cording to an authority, the house ar.d
ill its contents belong to her, and if the
nusband offends her she not only can
\ out docs turn him out of doors till he
s duly repentant and makes amends
•jy the gift of a cow or the halt' of a
| 'amel—-that is to say, half the value
if a camel. On the other hand, it is
he privilege and duty of the wife to
ibuse her husband, and she can divorce
herself from him at pleasure, whereas
j the husband must show reasons to jus
j tify such an act on his part.
AVntcb Children'/. Earn.
! Mothers should be careful in tying a
i cap or bonnet down over the little
| one's ears. The cars should be laid
! flat against the side of the head instead
I of carelessly folded forward. It is this
carelessness on mothers' part that re
t suit in the wide spread ears that de
-1 form so may grown people s heads.
• WITH TIIE_HORSES.
TROTTING RECORDS.
1 Npfed Made by Ibe World's Greatest Trot
tera unci Pacers,
A well-known horseman writes:
"Has the limit of trotting speed been
reached? Will the present generation j
live to see a mile . otted or paced in j
two minutes? Is it not true that only
two of the horses credited with cham
pionship records cquuled their best
time? What horses reduced existing
marks and is not the trotter going
j backward instead of forward?"
I All of the horseman's questions are
lof vital interest. A glance at the
history of the trotting turf shows that
the slaughter of time has at periods
dragged painfully slow. Lady Suffolk
in 1845 created a sensation by trot
ting a mile in 2:29%, and was the first
performer under 2:30. At that period
the time was regarded as phenome
nally fast. It was not until 1849 that
IVlhnni reduced the marked to 2:28, a
reduction in four years of oue and n
half seconds. Four years more pass
ed and in 1853 Highland Maid cut off
another full second. Tacony equaled
this record the same year.
The year 1859 was a red-letter one
in turf annals. In that year the glori
ous Flora Temple astonished the world
by clipping the record six and three
quarters seconds. Her mile in 2:19%
was a shining target for nearly eight
years. In 1897 Robert Bonner brought
out Dexter, and Flora Temple was
robbed of her well-earned laurels, the
mark being reduced to 2:17%. a cut
of two seconds. Seven long years
passed before Dexter was robbed f
Ids crown. In 1874 the queenly Gold- |
smith Maid set the world agog with
her wonderful mile iu 2:14. Four
more years passed before the wonder- j
ful Ranis created another sensation,
passing under the wire in 2:13%.
Next came the peerless Maud S. Ou
July 22, 1885, she trotted a mile iu
2:08%. It was thought that this was |
certainly the limit for speed and for !
more than six years it stood as the
world's record. On Oct. 20. 1891, over
:i kite track at Stockton, Cal., Suuol
clipped the record half a secoud. The
kite track is regarded as more con
ducive to speed than the regulation
track and the performance under the
eircumstaiicis can hardly be regarded
;is equaling the splendid performance
made by Maud S., over a regulation
course. After Sunol came Nancy
Hanks, who, hooked to a bike sulky,
reduced the record to 2:94. The pres
ent champion, Allx, 2:03%, stepped a
mile in 1894 attached to a light-running
hike sulky.
Lady Suffolk, Pelham, Highland
...aid, Tacony and Flora Temple made ,
their records in competition. The |
rtlier records were made in exhibition
heats against time. Of the 14 in the
championship class, all tried, with the
possible exception of Ma ml K., to equal
their own records, but only two reach
ed the goal they aimed at. Lady Suf
folk equaled her record twice iu 1849
and also trotted a mile heat in 2:29 !
to saddle iu the same year. Gold
smith Maid was the other. The Maid
was nearly 8 years old before she was
completely broken to harness.
, ie made her record of 2:14 in har
ness over the Mystic park track, Sep
tember. 1874, when 17 years old. At
Philadelphia in ISiG, over Belmont
park, she equalled her record of 2:15. |
At Hartford, Conn.. September, 1875,
she trotted in 2:14%. At Belmont
park, Philadelphia, November, 1879,
she trotted u lieat in 2:14%. Those !
records were all against the watch or !
exhibition heats. At Cliico, Cal., May, j
1877, she trotted the second heat in a i
race in 2:14'%. This race was against
Rams, the Maid winning in 2:19%,
2:i4%, 2:17, and she was over 20 years i
Did when she trotted that. race. She
trotted 332 heats in her career in 2:30
ar better and earned for her owners
Dver $250,000 in purses and matches.
She was on the turf from 1899 to 1877. I
She made her last, appearance at To
ledo, ()., Sept. 27, 1877. to beat 2:14. |
She went in 2:23%, 2:21%, 2:22. She
was then retired from the turf and
bred.
Ilere are the records, of 14 of the
greatest trolters and pacers the world
has produced:
I Lady Suffolk 2:29%, 1845
i Pelham, 2:28, 1849
! Highland Maid. 2:27, 1853.
Tacony. 2:27, 1.853.
Flora Temple, 2:19%, 1859.
Dexter, 2:17%, 1867.
Goldsmith Maid. 2:14, 1874.
Kurils, 2:i3%, 1878.
St. Julien, 2:11%. 1880.
Jay-Rye-See, 2:10, 1884.
Maud S., 2:08%, 1885.
Sunol, 2:08%, 1891. (kite track).
Nancy Hanks, 2:04, 1892. (bike
sulky).
Alix, 2:03%, 1894. (bike sulky).
S'nr I'olnter Sold.
Star Pointer, the famous pacer, was
sold to W. J. White, of Cleveland,
Ohio, for $15,000. This is less than
the horse brought in 1897, when sold
to James A Murphy, of Chicago. Star
Pointer holds the world's record for a
mile, 1:59%.
An Imported Mure Given Away.
! At a sale of thoroughbreds at Lex
ington. Ky. an imported mare was
given away and the man was handed
a $5 bonus to lead her out of the ring, i
Get of I'rlnce Warwick.
The get of Prince Warwick have won
$30,000 on the Austrian turf. Prince
Warwick is an American horse.
Unsafe.
"There must be a good deal of danger
In one of those tall bicycles where the
rider sits eight feet or more above the
ground."
"There is. While I was watching
one the other day I was neary run over i
by a cab."
An Object Lemon.
A great football game would be nr
excellent object lesson for any foreign
er who had any doubt as to the sor
of stuff that the young American wa
made of.
A Modern 'Perplexity.
"The hero comes!" grose the cry,
With loud and general acclaim.
"Wlmt was he In?" one paused to sigh,
' "A battle or u foot ball game?" I
AN ASTONISHED DIVINE, j
Tn. Mlni.tnr 1 . Kxperlouce With IheTotiph I
Waiter.
"Ahem!" remarked a clerical looking'
gentleman as he carefully deposited a
well-worn leather grip on the floor and
gingerly parted his coat-tails prepara
tory to seating himself on a stool in
the restaurant.
"Ahem, waiter! you may bring me a
couple of eggs fried on both sides, a
plate of buckwheat cakes and a cup of
cofTee. And hurry .please."
"Yessir," replied the white-aproned
functionary deferentially, then, to
wards the kitchen.
"Two in the air, a stack of bucks,
draw one in the dark and get your
skates on!"
The clerical looking gentleman was
visibly startled and glanced dubiously
at the waiter.
"Just at that moment a rough-look
ing individual to his right sung out:
"Gimme one of them A. P. A.'s, will
you?"
The man with the Prince Albert and
white choker looked nervously at his
companion and then towards the door.
He seemed relieved, however, when
the waiter picked out a little round
coffee cake and passed it over the
counter.
"Plate of hot devils here!" roared an
individual near the door.
The clerical-looking man gasped and
reached for his grip.
"Dat de guff fer a plate of deviled
crabs," volunteered a weather-beaten
chap on his left side, who had been siz
ing up his dignified neighbor, with an
amused smile.
"But surely such awful jargon is not
the language commonly used here for
such edibles," ventured the convention
al-looking personage.
"Well, dat depends on who you are,"
responded the weather-beaten chap. "1
don't suppose a gent like yerself would
jiss catch onter what is meant, but
most of us here are on to th' spiel alii
right. See them san'wiches over there
—them big, heavy ones? Well, them's,
'boxing gloves. Dat feller over dere
at t' end in eatin' 'scrambled' eggs—
dat's 'shipwreck tree.' Dat guy nex' t'
him is fillin' his face wid doughnuts—
'sinkers,' dey calls 'em here, 'n some
times 'life-preservers.' "
At this moment a sepulchral-looking
chap with tuberculous whiskers, who
had just come in, shouted out hoarse
ly:
"Gimme a grave-yard stew, Bill!"
"Now that stiff wants er plate uv [
milk toast, partner," begun the weath-!
erstair.ed chap.
But the clerical-looking gentleman
had seized his grip and with horror
stricken features was making for the
door.
NnminK the Chicken.
"Madam, what was the name of this
spring chicken?"
Mr. Golightly stared hard at the
landlady as he spoke. The bird in 1
question, skilfully eluding the fork!
with which he supposed he had im
paled it, had leaped from under the
carving knife and struck him squarely
in the shirt front.
"Name," Mr. Golightly," said the
landlady; "I don't think it had a
name."
"You should have called it Hope,
ma'am," said the unhappy carver. I
"And why Hope?"
"Because," he bitterly answered, as
he scraped the gravy from his necktie,
"because the poet says that 'Hope;
springs eternal in the human breast.'"
A Moan Alan.
Mrs. Suburban—l'm afraid to stay
here alone all day. So many tramps
have been seen around this part of
town lately.
Mr. Suburban—Well, if any of them
come to the house, get rid of them the
best way you can.
Mrs. Suburban—But supposo they de
cline to leave?
Mr. Suburban—Oh, well, if the worst!
comes to the worst, just ask them lm
and give them some of your angel cake|
• —then telephone for the undertaker.
A Painless Twist.
When the lodging house was afire
one night Mike hurried his breeches on
wrong side before and threw himself
out of the window. One of the first
persons he encountered was his em
ployer.
"Are you hurt, Mike?"
"I feel no pain, sor," was the reply,
as Mike took a puzzled front view of
himself, "but I must have received a
moighty bad twist, sor."
An Front Approaches
"Did I see you comln' out o' my white
folks' backyahd late last night?" in
quired Miss Miami Brown.
"I dunno," answered Mr. Erastus
Pinkley. "Mebbe you might have." I
"Is you got any possessions dar?" |
"No; I ain't got no regular posses
sions; only jes, a ctalin' station."
The 011 l e lloy.
"I see you've still got your old office'
boy."
"Yes."
"Improves with age. does he?"
"Well, he seems te.be getting fresher
every day."
A I'oxnlMr HeiMon.
>le—l can't underitand why my mus
tache doesn't grow under my nose as
well as at the cornirs of my mouth.
She—Has it nevc.r occurred to you
that there might be too much shade?
Queer '.(olaea.
First Guest (at grand ball) —Hark,
isn't that the champagne popping in
the supper-room? Second Guest—No; I
guess It's the young couples in the con
servatory.
WORLD OF SPORTS.
SIMPLY BY BREATHING UP.
V Milwaukee Alan Itccouieß an Athlete
by This IToce-s.
Hugo Pruesslng, one of the best
known athletes of Milwaukee, is a
wonderful example of muscular de
velopment produced by breathing ex
ercises. Two years ago he was narrow
chested, stoop shouldered, consump
tive. It was predicted that he could
not live a year. Hearing of the treat
ment of a Washington physician, who
required his patients to undergo a
regular system of breathing exercises.
Pruesslng determined to try it. The
results have been truly astonishing.
At the outset lie weighed 110 pounds,
measured 3&34 inches around the chest,
with an expansion of inches. To
day he weighs 150 pounds, measures 38
inches around the cnest when normal.
43 expanded and 31 empty. Ills lower
chest is 2SV£ inches normal and 35 ex
panded.
The extraordinary muscles under his
arms are those possessed by few other
athletes in the country except Sandow.
It will be remembered that Sandow, by
similar treatment, built himself up to
! ins present marvelous strength.
I The breathing exercises are largely a
matter of will. lie commenced breath
ing with the upper chest. The ordin
ary method moves the shoulders and
uses involuntary muscles instead of
the voluntary ones. Pruessing's meth
od of training keeps the chest raised
and gives a longer range to the dia
phragm. After the shoulder movement
upper chest breathing is practiced, and
then abdominal breathing; then the
lower chest breathing, the effect of it
ill being to build up the chest, should
ers and diaphragm most notably.
Endurance Club Swinging.
Tom Burrows, x\bo claims to be the
•hainpion endurance club swinger 01*
he world, was born Jan .2d, 18(18, at
Bullarnt, Victoria. To-day he weighs
140 pounds, has a chest measurement
if 40 inches and is 5 feet (J : )i inches
all. He beat all records for endurance
•lull swinging at the National Sport
ug Club of London. May 23 and 25.
when he swung clubs weighing two
I pounds each for thirty-six hours with
DUt rest, making no less than sixty
revolutions an hour. Burrows is also
in accomplished boxer, having defeat-
TOM BLUROW9.
1 m 1 many of the prominent boxes of
| Sydney and Melbourne, and having
won a victory or two in London. Bur
•nws will come to this country shortly
I where ids backer. George Please, of
I London, intends to challenge all club
4wingers to compete with Burrows in a
| dx-day twelve-hour contest, for .55.000
! 1 side. Nick Long will look after Bur
row's interests during the hitter's stay
11 this country.
O'llPH One* to Harvard.
Andrew M. O'Dea, who lias coached
the Badger crews for years and
through whose ability Wisconsin lias
attained a considerable reputation as
a boating institution, has gone to
Cambridge to assume charge of Har
| rnrtl boating interests. The most.siren-.
nous efforts have been put forth to
tiold the Australian oarsman in Mndi
j Hon, Wis,, but have been unsuceess-
I ful. O'Dea has for some time been
I mxlous to obtain a wider sphere in
which to work.
None Too Popular.
While there are good points to ad
mire about the Boston team as it
stands to-day, and in fact as it has
stood for a number of years, yet the
Beaneaters are anything but popular
with the large majority of the cranks
ill along the circuit. Some argue that
:he national game would be stimulated
were Hub representatives to fall from
their lofty perch. Players In general
i have little use for the Boston club
I awners, because of their tight-fisted
policy. President Soden usually ped
dles out tickets from the box ofiles
window thereby saving a $lO per week
| salary.
Yale and Princeton.
I For the past seven years Yale and
Princeton have alternated in their vic
tories, with the exception of Yale's con-
I secutlve victories in 1804 and 1803.
in 1805 Yale beat Princeton 20 to 10.
I but the next year Princeton evened up
i the winning, 24 to 0. Since 1870 Yale
i has won seventeen games and Prince
. ton six. but of late years old Nassau
I has been more in evidence.
College Athletic*.
' I'rlnceton makes move money out oi'
athletics tlinu tlie other hie eolieges Itc
i muse the Tigers have no crew. Penu
sylvunnla spends $7,000 on her crew,
while Harvard goes oven deeper In the
treasury on the same account. There
is no chance to nutke the crew self
| supporting, us the races are free to all.
so the football ai.tl baseball teams
must make money enough to run the
Don-paying branches of college sport.
A Heary Lift.
Pat McCarthy, the St. Louis strong
nan. is credited with lifting a pile
T stones weighing 5!t1!6 pounds at the
above city.
The Stroii|{ t XVrentier.
Adall. the Turk is doubtless the
strongest man who has ever appeared
! an the wrestling in: t .
How to Prolong Life
No man or woman can hope to live long if the Kidneys, Bladder, or Urinary
Organs are diseased. Disorders of that kind should never be neglected. Don't
ielay in finding out your condition. You can tell as well as a physician. Put
ome urine in a glass or bottle, and let it stand a day and night. A sediment at
the bottom is a sure sign that you have Kidney
disease. Other certain signs are pains in the small f
>f the back—a desire to make water often, especially
at night—a scalding sensation in passing it—and if NT,
urine stains linen there is no doubt that the disease
There is a cure for Kidney and Bladder
Diseases. It is Dr. David Kennedy's favorite /ffy
Remedy. It lias been for thirty years, and Jsly
the and
I was takon \vi:li Khlncy jj
disease very badly; at times f 11
I was completely prostrat- I t/^
ed; in fact, was so bad that / J
a day was set for the doc- / [ fT| H
tors to perform an operation f Aj til !
upon me. Upon that day I com- ' I PI I
rnenced the use of Dr. David Kennedy's I '
Favorite Remedy, and it was not long before I was entirely cured, and I have had
no return of the trouble since. My weight has increased, and I never was so
well as lam now. Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy saved my life."
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Bright's Disease and Female Troubles it lias made cures after all other treat
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sufferer can depend upon the genuineness of this offer, and should send at once.
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