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If C. C. C. full* druggists refund money. Shade Trees In Cities. Several large property owners in Chicago have received circulars from the Tree-Planting association, whosa headquarters are In New York city, urging them to plant trees and thus furnish means of needed shade In hot seasons to come. The appeal issued asserts that the cooling effects of trees In cities are recognized both by scien tists and laymen, and calls upon all owners of city property, but especially tenement-house property, to plant shade trees In front of their buildings. The association insists that shade from trees can be obtained in a few years if the right sort of trees are planted, and it offers to send free to all inquirers from Its office at 64 White Btreet full Information as to what trees are most suitable, where to get them and what it costs to have them set out. The fall is the time to plant trees, so that persons who are willing to experiment according to the Tree-Planting association's sugges tions should make their arrangements at once. "I DO MY OWN WORK- So Says Mrs. Mary Rochiott© of Linden, Now Jersey, in this Letter to Mrs. Pinkham. 44 I was bothered with a flow which would be quite annoying at times, and at others would almost stop. taking your medi cine, and have certainly been greatly benefited by its usq "Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound lias indeed been a friend to me. 44 1 am now able to do my own work, thanks to your wonderful medicine. I was as near death I believe as I could be, so weak that my pulse scarcely beat and my heart had almost given out. I could not have stood it one week more, lam sure. I never thought I would be so grateful to any medicine. 44 I shall use my influence with any one suffering as I did, to have thera use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound." Every woman that is puzzled about her condition should secure the sympa thetic advice of a woman who under stands. Write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass.. and tell her your ills. A HAPPY DEATH. lifts! Triumph Which Came to the Dying Funny Man. The funny raan, whose business it was to construct the weekly page of jokes for tho Sunday Yell, lav on a hospital oot swathed in bandages, re lates the Cincinnati Enquirer. He was not long for this earth. Early that morning he had tried con clusion with the front end of an elec tric car, with the usual results. Tho fuuny man's lips moved and he mut tered incoherently. A hospital in terne stepped softly to the side of the sufferer's cot and bent his head for ward to listen. "X care not to live," murmured the jokist. "The one light in my dreary existence went out last week when my preoious one passed away from this earth." "Yes?" said the young surgeon in terrogatively. "3he is dead," continued the dying man. "During her lifetime we lived together at the same hoarding house. She did society for the Yell and wrote poetry for the Sunday issuo, which effusions sho signed lolanthe. I called her Io for brevity." "Indeed?" said the surgeon softly. "Last week," went on the profes sional jokist, "she nttended a wedding in a cold, damp church, wrote an ac oount of the ceremony for the Yell, came home and was taken ill. Two days later she died and left me in despair. Ah! Swoet Iol" The surgeon, visibly affected by the sufferer's tale, could but restrain his own emotion. "Very sad," ho murmured in the dying man's ear. "What did Io die of?" A light of triumph came for one brief instant in the joltor's fast dim ming eyes as he answered, "lodide of potasium," and ho passed away be fore the startled and enraged surgeon could jump with both feet on his face. The Lnnccn' Cliurgo ut Oiudiirmaii. j A splendid charge of tho Twenty first Lancers has been singled out for speoial praise, by universal consent; and with excellent reason, because, to speak truth quite plainly, it was a couspiouous demonstration of pure bravery on a day which gave the hon ors, so far as courage alone is con sidered, aside from achievement and organization and equipment, to the barbarians. The Dervishes got twelve or fifteen thousand of themselves killed, and never fliuched; again and again, from sunrise to high noon, thej charged with mounting fervor; not upon an enemy that they had a fair prospect of routing—no, but upon Death itself made visible. The Twen ty-first Lancers, however, when they were caught in a position for which neither rule nor plan provided, did develop nu instinctive joy in an un equal fight for the fight's own sake—a courage like Beowulf's. They also could be savages at a pinch. The orders to Colonel Martin, who commanded the regiment, were to pre vent the Dervishes from returning to the city. Now, in their zeal, they fixed their attention upon a small body of the enemy, about three hundred, and overlooked three thousand hidden in a ravine. Biding ahead so intently, they rode straight into the ambush. It was not then a question of turning the Dervishes: they must get back themselves: they must go through. And so they did, plunging, slashing, thrusting till lances broke, shooting— employing every trick of horseman ship, using everyjweapou, laying about them with bent sword or stump of lance—until they got through. And then they wanted to go back and through once more.—Harper's Weekly. They Adopt Telegraphic Typewriter. An invention recently exhibited at a conversazione of the Boyal Sooiety seems likely, so far as private house to-house calls are][ooncerned, to su persede the telephone. This contriv ance is a telegraphic recorder, with out a battery, invented by a Mr. Stelges. It requires no skill, and typewrites the messago on the desk of the reoeivcr, while retaining an identi cal copy in the hands of the sender. It is such a revolution in telegraphy that the Postofflce, on the advice of Mr. W. H. Preece, lias adopted it, and will install it wherever required by the public at a Bmall cost. The Home Secretary has just sanctioned its in troduction to Sootland Yard. The now telegraphy transmits a message or signal, and makes a"per manent and indisputable record of the order sent, and the fact that it is inde pendent of batteries will make it very useful in warm olimates. For Mr, Rhodes, in his Cape Town to Cairo oouneotion, this should prove most valuable, and it is understood that Jameson's present visit to this coun try is concerned with securing the concession for Africa.—London Mail. Mlßforlunes In Battalions. Misfortunes have fallen very heavily on a married couple at Midhurst, whose family cau certainly lay claim to an unenviable record for broken legs, etc. Of the family, Emma (eighteen years) broke her leg and arm when ten; Harry J(tliirteen) diseased hip-bone, obliged to use crutches; Charles (ten) both legß broken; Nelly (eight) leg broken, lame at the'preseut time; and Annie (six) has broken her right leg twice, her hip once, and her left leg once. In respect to the last named, an application was made to the Midhurßt Board of Guardians at their meeting yesterday for her to be sent to hospital in London for further medi cal treatment, and this request was acceded to. This is not all, for when but ten years of age it seems that the mother broke her leg and collar-bone at one nnd the same time. The bread winner of the family earns $3.50 a week, and, to his credit be it said, he has never previously applied to the guardians in any of the cases men tioned above.—Sussex Daily News. FARMHOUSE INDUSTRIES A LEACUE OF WOMEN TO CREATE A MART FOR RURAL MANUFACTURES. Tlie Great Object of the Organization Is That Farmers' Wives anil Daughters May Find Interesting Work For Drenry Winter Duys and Nights. Tho League of Farmhouse Industries find Domestic Manufactures is a new idea in America. It owes it origin perhaps more to the work of the Irish League of Industries than anything else, and the success of which was so wonderfully shown in Chicago at the time of the world's fair. And even now the outcome of it all can still be seen in the beautiful things of Irish domestic industry shown in the shop ping district. The fondness of a cul tured woman for Irish linen, Irish lace or for anything distinctly French or Italian is a twice told tale, and the crnze of the Russian fashion is still abroad in the land. Why, then, in the face of all this enthusiasm for foreign make, is there nothing to show in return, for there are American industries of a domestio natnre. Hitherto these products of the farmhouse and cottage are a source of national wealth rather overlooked. There is in the handiwork of indi viduals an interest and attraotion not found in mechanical manufactures. It is this interest which induces the traveler to buy the peasant carvings of Switzerland, the scarfs of Rome, the silk blankets of Italy and the home spun and embroidered linens of Russia, Sweden and Hungary. The farm houses of this country are scattered over a vast area, having every variety f soil and climate, and the opportu nities of varied and extensive domes tie manufactures are very great. Natur ally, therefore, the fostering and di recting of such industries becomes of interest and concern to every pro gressive American woman. Organizations will in time bo formed lu eaoh city and oommunity of the dif ferent States, whoso purposes will be to create home industries adapted to tho locality, as well as to perfect any existing industry and cultivate its scope. It is really making a practical use of knowledge gained through travel and self-culture. The blue and white industry of Deerfield, Mass., is on instance. This is a reproduction upon homespun lineu of the old crewel embroideries of col onial times, and has given tho farm er's wife there an occupation tor her winter days. Much pleasure can be derived from the such work, and it brings in money where profits aro Bmall and money hardly earned. Al though the bine and white embroid eries have not been forced upon the attention of the publio, their sale is constant and sustained. This enter prise was started by a few intelligent and sympathetic women for the bene fit of a large and widely scattered com munity, and has proved to be a sigual success. Just at this present time, if the women members of every golf club, whether in the East, West, North or South, would nudertake to interest the womon in the neighborhood near or distant in the knitting of golf waistcoats and stookings, a valuable industry wonld be established, which oould be made more valuable by adopting for them distinctive colors nnd giving them a distiotive name. Immediately a specialty of golf knit tings would be established for that neighborhood, and if the wool could be grown, spun and dyed in the same locality, it would still further add to the value of the industry. The goods could be ordered through the women promoting the work, and in this way every center of demand would be put in communication with a center of sup ply. Experience, taste and art can always be brought to bear upon inex perienced work to make it more at tractive to the public. This and intercourse between the producers and the buyers would create an evor inoreasing demand for homemade manufactures. If Navajo blankets and Alaskan grass weavings can hold a deserved place in oommerce, it would seem that the wider range of farmhouse produc tions should easily engage the atten tion of organized bodies of the women in this country. In furtherance of this projeot, such an organization has been formed in the State of Illinois and incorporated under the name of the "League of Farmhouse Industries and Domestio Manufactures," and is located in Chicago, and success will undoubtedly crown its efforts. One other great object also of this work is that farmers' daughters may find interesting work at home and not feel that they must go to the crowded eity for employment. As soon as pos sible rooms will be opened to provide a market for the work, and merchants have kindly offered to take any goods for which there is a sale. In these rooms will be posted the names and addresses of those who do the differ ent kinds of work, and there will be a pamphlet of models of patterns for quilts, rag carpets and suoh homely work that all may copy. Subcommit tees will be formed in every small town in the State with a local chair man, who will look to the forwarding' of the work, and in due season teach ers will be sent out from headquarters to look after all those who need in struction. Two years ago this work was started in New York by Mrs. Candaco Wheeler, and last spring saw the beginning oi the good work in Illinois. Tho an. nnal dues for membership are sl, and no initiation fee is required.—Chicago Times-Herald. The largest cave in the world is the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky. Its length is ten miles, though to explore Its avennes; grottoes, galleries, domes, rivers and cataracts weald entail a ioivncj el 150 miles. BIG POWER IN LITTLE WATER. A. Little Brook Can He Marie to Giro Up Light anrl Power. The ease with which small streams of water can be turned to account for supplying electric light and power i 3 well illustrated in an installation whioh has been completed at a sani tarium in the heart of the Suliivau County Mountains, where a saving iu fuel would naturally be of exception able desirability. A brook which flows through the property is part of the headwaters of the Delaware Biver. It has a fall of seventy feet on the es tate, but it is at best an exceedingly small stream. Iu order to get tho water storage it was necessrry to build a dam 250 feet across and twenty feet high. This made a basin of a mile in area, and holds water enough to run the entire plant flfty-two days without rain. The dam was- built entirely of stone hewn on the site. The sanitar ium consists of six large frame build ings, built on various hills, and in cluded in a radius of half a mile. Not only are these buildings generously lighted within, but the grounds and works are studded with 100-hour long burning arcs, and the tourist coming suddenly on this distant mountain nook could imagine himself in a city suburb. The plant is running so suc cessfully that it would seem worth the while of any large institution or others requiring light and power to investi gate any water power—no matter how unpretentious—in the vicinity. Such an installation as that mentioned Bhonld, with ordinary management, very quickly pay for itself in the sav ing of fuel and other advantages. All Right Again. "You can bet that times are im proved in our place," answered the man from an upper peninsula city in reply to an inquiry made by a whole saler with whom he was doing busi ness in the city. "A man who has sense and keeps his eyes open can tell whether the financial strain is loosening up or not. When I see a woman buying two dresses where she used to buy one, and getting a little better material at that, I know that things are easier at her house, and when this greater lib erality becomes general, it is plain that the whole community is better off. It is just as simple as watching the flying straws to tell which way the wind is blowing. "Another leaf out of my philosophy is to keep track of the amusements. They are in the nature of luxuries, and when they don't draw you need not have the least hesitancy in man aging your affairs as though money was close and collections hard. But we're all right on that score, too. Theatre's packed every night they have a show. And another mighty good sign is that they are actually putting in new scenery. I was just looking backward tho other day after I had inspected the new stage fittings. I have seen Julius Cmsar assassinated, Richard 111. unhorsed, Macbeth fighting remorse, Othello doing away with Desderaona, tho Lady of Lyons weeping. Uncle Tom sobbing, hun dreds of villains thwarted,'scoreß of horse plays and no end of frisky chorus girls, under the same scarred, punctured, faded fly-bitten disrepu table tree that has been the one de cipherable figure in our scenery. Now we have a bran-new outfit with some pretensions to art. It is an infallible evidence of prosperity."—Detroit Free Press. Had Fail With a Landsman. The sailor man, when in deep water, cannot conceal the feeling of superiority with which he regards the nntarred landlubber. Some of the non-oombatants who sailed the Gulf and the Oaribbean during the war learned to keep an eye on the mariners, and others gained painful experience before they got their sea legs. An artist who boarded a grimy tug boat clad in white linen found his coat covered with coal dust when he was a day from port and decided to wash it. He filled a bucket with sea water and fell to work. When he had scrubbed the garment for twenty minutes he was satisfied. Then it ocourred to him to search tho coat pockets. He did so, and pulled out—his gold watch. He was perturbed. The crew laughed and he rebuked them. They bided their time. Then one of them told the artist that the proper way to restore the coat to its normal color was to tie a line to it, heave it over board and tow it for a few hours. The artist did so. When he went below a deck hand hauled the coat aboard, untied the line and hiding the coat made fast a ragged pieoe of white duck and threw it overboard. When the owner of the coat pulled in his line he was the angriest man on the tug. And he didn't know just how to accept a deck hand's glibly made explanation, which was that a shark had seized the coat, until the garment was restored to him.—New York Herald. Stitching: a Lion's Tail. Some of the animals in the Zoo in Glasgow have, it seems, recently had mishaps and have had to be patched up. During the settlement of certunn small differences with one of his fellows a lion had the misfortune to have his tail badly torn, and Dr. J. McCall, of the Royal Veterinary College, was called |'-a. The legs of the lion were secured, and the tail was put between the bars of the cage, so that the sur geon could perform tho necessary op eration from the outside. Eight stitches were put in, and the tail was then bandaged. Dr. McCall has also had to attend to the baby elephant, who, in some mysterious fashion, had broken its leg. The animal was put - tn • sling, splints were applied to tha broken limb and "Baby" is now on the way to recovery.—New York Herald. OUR -BUDGET OF HUMOR. LAUGHTER-PROVOKING STORIES FOR LOVERS OF FUN. The Ohl.Old Story—English un it is Sung —A Poofilble .Mistake—Domestic Note— What II Wan After—One Way to Do It—Where She Heard It. The old, old story was told a^ain As the lights burned dim and low, Aud tho maiden's face was drawn with pain, But her lover did not know. The old, old story, ah, often told! But the maiden shook her head. And at length she spoke—her tone was cold; "Thufs a chestnut," was all she said. Bnglliih as It Is Sunt:. "Did you enjoy the English opera last night?" "Why, yes, I enjoyed it; but I didn't know it was English."—Phila delphia Bulletin. Domestic Note. "Does your husbaud ever say any thing about his mother's cooking?" "No; but he says things about my cooking that his father used to say about his mother's cooking."—Cin cinnati Enquirer. What He Was Alter. "I believe this is a through train?* said the road agent. "It is," replied the conductor. "Then I will proceed to go through it," announced the polite robber.— Philadelphia North American. A Possible Mistake. "It is said that the Queen of Hol land is devoted to dramatio art and takes the deepest interest in amateur acting." "Oh, there must be some mistake. 3he can hardly do both."—Chicago Post. One Way to Do It. "I get nothing but roasts," he said, bitterly. "I wish I could make some one say something nioe about me some time." "You can." "How?" "Die."—Chicago Post. Where She Heard It. I heard a queer expression the other day. I was speaking to a lady of the fine old town of Wrentham, and she exclaimed: "Oh, yes, I know that town—it's the one that has those perfectly de lioious old graveyards!"— Boston Trauscript. Accurate at All Times. Mr. Halliday—"Didn't I tell you .not to go skating?" Rollo—"I am not skating, father— lam swimming!"— Puck. Affable. "Might I ask who lives here?" asked a polite gentleman of a stranger he met in front of a handsome man sion. . "Certainly, sir," as politely replied the other. "Who is it, Bir?" "I'm sure I don't know," replied the stranger.—London Times. The Algebra Test. "What Btrange questions children sometimes ask!" exclaimed tnegentle faced man. "Humph 1" exclaimed the neighbor. "Your trouble hasn't fairly begun. Wait till they come home and ask you what the weight of the whole fish is if x, y aud z equal a lot of things that you'vo forgotten years ago."—Wash ington Star. Johnnie's Generosity. "Johnnie," said a fond mother, "what became of that piece of cake that was in the cake-box?" "I gave it to a poor little boy who was almost starved." "That was right, my son. Where is the poor little boy? I want to give I him a penny." "That's right, mother dear. Hand over the penny. lam the poor little boy." Innocence and Law. Warden—"A dying prisoner has confessed that he committed the mur der for which you were sentenced, and as it was a clear case of mistaken identity, the Governor has granted you a pardon." Innocent Man—"A pardon! What am I pardoned for?" Warden—"For committing the mur der, of oourse. Go; but don't do it again."—New York Weekly. Still the Boss. They had been chums during their school days, but had drifted apart. Years after they met agaiu. "What became of that auburn haired Jones girl that used to be the boss tennis-player iu our set?" "I married hor," replied the other. "And does she still play tennis?" queried his friend. "No," was the reply, and q. look ol sadness stole over hip-face-, "but she's •till the boss."—Chicago News. I | 1 Put a piece of Ivory Soap in the dainty | | basket mother love prepares for the baby. Pure, 2 § unscented white soap, like the Ivory, is the 23 g best for the rose-leaf skin of the new-comer. 2 Scents too often disguise impurities that would 2 | injure it. Be wise in time, before the mischief g is done. | 2 The vegetable oils of which Ivory Soap is made, and its purity, 2 2 fit it for many special uses for which other soaps are unsafe and •> <® unsatisfactory. g (• Copyrifht, 1898, by The ProeUr A QuabU Co., Clneinnttl. '* •S'sa?A*A® ... •.f, m.a. 5. •.• m<§t "DON'T BORROW TROUBLE." BUY SAPOLIO 'TIS CHEAPER IN THE END. INTERESTING TO WOMEN. Mme. Bergliot Ibsen, daughter of the dramatist, Is a musician of no mean order. She will, it is said, perform next year at concerts in Norway. Queen Victoria's journeys are very serious and carefully arranged under takings, and each person traveling with her is allotted a definite place, in correct procedure; fifteen saloon and other carriages being necessary •tor the transportation of the court to Scotland, and the annual cost of the queen's visits there amounting tc about $25,000. Women are keenly competing with men in art and professional life in America, as is shown by recent statis tics. In the United States there are 4,000 actresses and 85,000 woman vo calists and instrumentalists; 11,000 are professional artists, 890 journalists and 2,800 who are engaged in literary work of one kind or another. The number of women who are dramatic authors or theatrical managers is 600. Mrs. Gladstone's health Is not all that her family could desire. There is no cause for alarm, but it is stated that in the neighborhood of Hawarden castle It Is a matter of observation that It has been found necessary to call In the family doctor more fre quently of late. Up to now the ven erable lady has borne her sorrow with much fortitude, but at her great age it has left an Indelible Impression up on her. Mrs. Gladstone still takes a keen Interest, however, in all the af fairs of Hawarden and devotes much time to her various works of charity. Why isn't the bride well dressed who is well groomed? WHY? Why Is It that a free lunch is never free? Why isn't asking a man's name a question of Identity? Why Isn't the bride well dressed who Is well groomed? Why shouldn't a man be excused for being bigoted against bigotry? Why isn't the bump of caution placed on the front of a man's head? Why does the average woman pre fer being idealised to being under stood? Why does the man who pats you on the back always turn his own back to be patted? Adaptability. Mrs. A.—"Didn't you think Mrs. Whlpley a very refined woman?" Mrs. B. —"She was vulgar to me." "Well, 6he Is adaptable." Belfast's shipbuilding firm has or dered steel ship plates of an Illinois steel company. Beauty la Blood Deep* Clean blood means a clean skin. No beauty without it. Cascareth, Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from the body. Begin to-day to Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cascarets,—beauty for ten cents. All drug gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c Mexico has more than 7,000 miles of railroads. Thirty-eight of the railways are subsidized by the Government. Doa't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Yoar life A nay. To quit tobacco easily and forover, be mag netic. full of life, nervo and vigor, take No-To- Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 60c or fl. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. 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