Dr. W. J. Garrison, dontist and phy sician, of White Havon, Pa., who has : during tlio past week opened a branch office at No. 84 Centre street, Froeland. I Pa., whore he will give his personal at- ( tention on Wednesday of each week, is a dentist of unlimited experience, has ; no superiors and but few equals. Not withstanding he is a man of circum scribed financial moans, yet ho Is a moving power, and the weight of his political influence has often been felt in Carbon, Luzerne and Wyoming counties. He gains steadily, rapidly and endur ingly on the confidence and admiration of his patients. Not many years since ho aided in the election of William N. Reynolds to a ( high and honorable office, lie was elected by a majority of less than one dozen. While working in the interest of Mr. Reynolds he spent his hard-earned money j with the expectation of having it return- j ed at the hands of Mr. Reynolds; but the fact that it never was remitted during his ' term of office evidences that Harrison is j self-willed and posseses a pride that tow- 1 era above the tide of political suckers, j Later when the same honorable gentle- I man canto before the people, for office, | ho was defeated and largely so through our hero's instrumentality. Many more instances of similar char acter might bo cited to show that the Doctor is a man of commanding courage ; and sternness of principle, but space does not permit. In him are united 1 all the qualities so essential in a man of benevolence and magnanimity. Some- j time ago he learned that the prisoners, | confined in the Carbon county jail, were I deprived of religious hooks or papers: whereupon ho brought it to the notice of the secretary of the Y. M. C. A., who promised to look after their religious wants in this respect. Dr. Harrison, at his own outlay, placed books and papors j in the sheriff's hands for the benefit of j the prisoners, which proved in many in- I stances an inspiration and an uplift to ! them in every sense. Dr. Harrison, although a God-fearing man, is not a member of any church. He however is the founder as well as president of the American Aid Associa tion for the reclaiming and elevating of fallen humanity.QWo need not speak of the great service he has rendered this cause throughout the state; his memory ! will be a strength and inspiration to ail i who are en aged in this noble work. His is a busy life. He may well be crowned ! the king of dentists, as from his present | locations lie can not only control tho i prices in dentistry but force it down to any price suitable to himself. He lias ! established an immense practico. There is nothing fictitious about him and his success is bused on merit alone. ' Do not withhold admiration from ! those who acquit themselves bravely. He gives his personal attention to all who may desire his services, at tho fol- j lowing named towns at the specified time: MONDAY, 10 a. m. to 9 p. m. and TUESDAY. 10 a. m. to 4 p. in.. I'ITTS TON, corner of South Main and Charles streets. FREELAND We " y eninK of EAC II \\ EEK, 84 Centre street. Mc- Monamin building, next door to P. F. Null v. undertaker. THURSDAY, 10 a. m. to 9 p. m. and FRIDAY. 10 a. in. to G p. in.. MAUCH CH UN K, Race street, opposite St. Mark's church. SATURDAY, 10 a. m. to 9 p. m. and SUNDAY, 10a. m. to G p. in., WHITE JIAVEN, Has in street, near Pos toff ice and Hank. |adv. I >loPoltT of 1 lie condition of the Citizens' .1 V iiiink ut Freehold, of Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, at the close of business Novem ber 3,1808. RESOURCES: Cash on hand $ 26,310 07 Checks and other cash items 117 ss Due from hanks and bankers 26,010 4m Loans ami discounts 94,774 09 investment securities owned, viz: Stocks, bonds, etc $125,886 08 Mortgages 15,003 53 141.789 61 Real estate, furniture and fixtures. 14.841 50 1 Overdrafts 302 33 i Miscellaneous assets 241 06 S :#,zh7 o ! LIABILITIES: | Capital stock paid in $ 50,00(1 00 i Surplus fund 12,000 00 Undivided profits, less expenses ami taxes paid 3,956 60 I Deposits, subject to check 231,578 78 Cashier's checks outstanding 271 66 ! Due t< banks ami bankers 5,957 64 Dividends unpaid 1,523 00 j S 305,287 68 State of Pennsylvania, l_ BR . I. It. It. Davis, cashier of the übove named j bank, do solemnly swear tlint, the above state ment is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. 11. it. Davis, Cashier. i Subscribed and sworn to before me tins tenth day of November, 1898. Clias. Orion Stroll, Notary Public. Correct, attest: Wm, Williamson, \ Charles Dushcck, Directors. II. C. Koons, ) Bxeeli DiffftiiZ The elephant, we are told, has forty thousand muscles In his trunk. We are not informed as to how many are carried in his chest, probably from fear that he will be charged for extra baggage. A Vnltnrp'H Eye. The eye of the vulture is so con structed that it is a high-power tele scope, enabling the bird to fee objects at an almost incredible distance. Itojrtl Trumpeter. The State dress of a trumpeter of the Royal Horse Guards, "the Blues," costs over JSOO. ~~ Our XlndriilM. In the United States there are no fewer than eight towns named Madrid. _Db*. DavEtH Kennedys favorite Remedy CURES ALL KIDNEY. STOMACH - r ■ . AND LIVER TROUBLES. FREELAND TRIBUNE. Eatablishol 1888. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY IIV Til K TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY, Limited. OFFICE: MAIN STREET ABOVE CENTRE. SUBSCRIPTION KATES: | One Year $1.50 Six Months 75 | Four Months 50 j Two Months 25 I The date which tho subscription is paid to is 1 on the address label of each paper, the change of which to a subsequent date becomes a receipt for remittance. Keep the figures in , advance of the present date. Report proinpt | ly to this office whenever paper is not received. Arrearages must be paid when subscription j is discontinued. Make ail money orders, checks, etc., payable to the Tribune Printing Company, Limited. FREELAND, PA.,NOVEMBER 21.1898. DON T. —Don't get into the habit of talking ! to yourself if you are easily bored. j —Don't attempt to borrow money on ■ your wheel. It won't stand alone, i —Don't think because you can fool some people that others can't fool you. | —Don't judge a v,-Oman's complexion j by the box it com is in. —Don't provide yourself with a wife and expect her to provide you with a j home. —Don't think a man appreciate a cy- ! clone because he is carried away with j it. —Don't take worry with you on your travels; you will find it on tap every where. —Don't think your milkman has pedigreed cows because he supplies you with blue milk. —Don't get the idea into your head \ that with women on juries there would j be fewer disagreements. —Don't attempt to train up your children in the way they should go un less you are going that way yourself. ODDITIES IN PRINT. The silkworm is liable to over 100 I diseases. A traveler can journey round the world in 50 days. Of the earth's surface, 1,500,000 acres j are devoted to tobacco culture. The German emperor owns 365 car riages for the use of himself and court. ! There are about 20,000 farms in the j Transvaal, wheat and tobacco being \ 1 the chief crops. Bamboo pens still retain their hold ; in India, where they have been in use for more than 1,000 years. It takes 37 specially constructed and equipped steamers to keep the sub- \ | marine cables of the world in repair. 1 According to the oculists, poor win-! | dow giass is responsible for eye strain, 1 on account of the faulty refraction. The carrier pigeon was in use by the state department of the Ottoman em pire as early as the fourteenth century. It is said that in some of the farming districts of China pigs are harnessed to small wagons and made to draw them. SOME WISE REMARKS. Some men's only bad habit is boast ing of their good habits. Once a hero, always a hero—especial ly to the hero himself. The man who t.dmits he is in the wrong is usually In the right. Whenever a man becomes wise he is the first one to discover his wisdom. A girl loves to be loved by a man j whom she knows some other girl loves. Some machines have automatic at tachments and some have sheriff's at | tachments. It's harder for a young man to ques- j tion her pop than it is to pop the! | question. ! One way to keep on friendly terms | with your neighbor is to keep off his ! premises. The wise man counts the cost of his | pleasure after the doctor has sent in ! j his bill. Some people are never satisfied until they find out something that makes j them dissatisfied. We know some men who would be perfectly happy if they had necks like i a giraffe for beer to filter through. | TWELVE BUSINESS MAXIMS. 1. Have a definite aim. 2. Go straight for it. 3. Master all details. 4. Always know more than you are expected to know. 5. Remember the difficulties are on ly made to overcome. j 6. Treat failures as stepping-stones to further efforts. 7. Never put your hand out farther than you can draw it back. 8. At times be bold; always prudent. 9. The minority often beats the ma ; jorlty in the end. 10. Make good use of other men's brains. 11. Listen well; answer cautiously; decide promptly. 12. Preserve, bj all moans in your power, "a sound mind in a sound ' bodv." OASTOniA. ' Bears the /j II" Kind You Have Always Bought :T"l>t. The religious Egyptian believed his ulterior happiness and his everlasting I union with the divinities in the eter -1 nal world to be wholly dependent upon j his preparations beforehand, and with ' these the wife had much to do. She ! was, in fact, as the mother of his chil dren, his savior and liberator, for none but a son could pray for the father's j soul on its way to paradise, and she was entitled to and received his hom age and loyal obedience. To Core Freckles. An excellent freckle lotion which Is used a great deal In France is made of I six ounces of rosewater, half an ounce ! of glycerine, two and a half drachms of | cherry laurel water, two and a half i drams of simple tincture of benzoin, I and cne and a half drams of finely pow | dered borax. Use a camel's hair brush when applying. This will also whiten the skin. A I)iM!iKr<'nll< l-Vntiirc. The reason for the oily nose is, prob ably that the possessor is too fond of the good things to eat. She should be gin on a fruit diet, eating plenty of Concord grapes, p< ars and figs. The camel's hair face stubbing brush will remove the blackheads, and diluted witch hazel will take the crimson hue away. RuNHlnn Girls' Method. Russian girls try to ascertain their prospects of matrimony In the follow ing manner: A number of them take off their rings and con:eal them in a bask et of corn. A hen is then brought in and invited to part ike of the corn. The owner of the first ring uncovered will be the first to be married. The Vanity of Man. A man cannot show his vanity In a j tight skirt that forces him to walk sideways down thi staircase; but let | the match be between the respective vanities of largest beard and tightest skirt, and here, too, the battle would be to the strong. When Washing Calico. Calicoes should be washed in clean water turned on (he wrong side and dried in the shade. Blues and greens are strengthened by vinegar in the rinsing or blueing water, allowing one tablespoonful of vl legar to every quart of water. IS mil an Eurr'ngs. In the early day! of Rome the ladles of that city wore i uch heavy earrings that they made the ears sore, and some times tore the lob< I. There were doc tors whose busines) was chiefly to heal i ears thus injured. Xot n Crowd. A woman never thinks that there is a crowd if the crowd consists of two masculine admirer I and herself. What a (Inn Suy*. Women never 1< se things; they put them in a good pi ice and can't recall ihe place. . . _ EMPItESS_OF CHINA. CLEVER BUT UNSCRUPULOUS WOMAN WHO RULES 400,000,000 PEOPLE. Has Attracted the Attention of the Civi lized World—The Mwt Brilliant Woman in the Euttt—Wuw a f lave When the Em peror Saw and hove'l Her. ! The dowager empress of China , (Tuen-Tson-Hsi) is now the absolute mistress of 400,000,000 people. She has deposed the "divine ruler," over turned a dynasty, iiade bargains with kings and empero:s, laughed in the face of Great Britain's best statesmen and set herself up rs the real and only mogul. Her sway extends from the ! rising sun to the summits of the mighty mountains overlooking India. | The eyes of the civilized world are turned upon her. Her will may pre ; cipitate the bloodiest war that man has known. Her whim or caprice may in | volve Christendom in the struggle of history. The dowager is now sixty ; five years old, and probably the most brilliant woman in the East. She was a slave when the late emperor saw her and loved her. In ..he Orient the king | is all powerful, and princes may marry beggar girls at their will. Tuen's beau ty won her position and power, and her fine brain—scheming through all the years, the real power behind the throne —has at last made her the mistress of the Chinese empire. Tuen is not the mother of the de throned emperor. She is his step mother, which accounts for the cruelty with which she has treated the sacred monarch. The situation in China to day is this: The dowager is supreme mistress of the country. Kang Yu Mel, DOW AGE It EMPUKRS OF CHINA. S who was going to reform the antique j customs of the kingdom, has fled in precipitation. The emperor, who re cently took from Li Hung Chang the yellow jacket—symbol of power—is a : prisoner in his own palace. The 1 crooked stick plow policy is in the as | cendant. Russia is hacking the dow ager and Li will soon be placed on the throne of power once more. Peking is i freer, apparently, to-day from the im press of Western civilization than ever. Great Britain sees her glorious trade prospects vanishing, and with them the j United States sees her own hope of commerce in China dwindling. The I'o|>tilnr Ciirl. | The popular girl is not necessarily j pretty. She has tact and good sense. She is self-possessed. ' She is modest. I She is gentle. She has dignity and self-poise. She is never fussy or ill-tempered. She is not always thinking of herself, j She is industrious. I She is pure minded and sweet and J wholesome. | She is never loud or noisy or rude | She is considerate. She cultivates a soft low voice. SmnllfHt Queen In Hie World. Probably the smallest monarch in the world reigns over the Hindoo vas sal state of Bophal, and governs a peo ple of more than a million souls. This dwarf is a woman, Djihan-Bcgum by name; but although she is about 50 years old, she iloe3 not appear larger I than a child of ten. Her diminutive size does not prevent her, however, from holding the reins of government with a firm hand/and in her realm quiet and order are supreme. Sunwl Dell. At the sunset hour, in Seoul, Corea, I a town bell proclaims the fact when i the sun has vanished beneath the hori zon. No man is allowed in the street I after that hour, under the penalty of a flogging; but, strange to say, the wo men were permitted to go around as usual, visiting their friends, or stroll ing for pleasure. (Inecr Aal;Mc Custom. I It in a common Asiatic custom for I the bridegroom to give chase to the j bride either on foot, on horseback or In a canoe. If the bridegroom catches the fugitive he claims her as his wife; otherwise the match is broken off. Oliser. at lon. Miss Chatte": "I knew you would be I here to-day to see Lister." Mr. Cudler: (intrrrog.): "Intuition? Miss Chatter: "No —observation. You always appear on the same day that I Ethel refuses onlc-s at dinner." 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