Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, October 31, 1898, Image 3
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This goes to prove that the healthiest apartments are those on the third floor. To Cure A Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists rcl'uud mouey if it fails to cure. 25c. London is much healthier in summer than in winter. In the third week of January 2,021 deaths were notified, while in the third week of June the number was only 1,193. Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Tour l.lfe Away. To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag netic. full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To- Bac, the wonder-worker, that makes weak men strong. All druggists, 50c or fl. Cure guaran teed Booklet atul sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co.. Chicago or New York ODDS AND ENDS. Shells as they are known in the present day were not used In the navy until the latter part of. tho eighteenth century. The ink plant of New Granada Is a curiosity. The juice of it can be used as ink without any preparation. At first the writing is red, but after a few hours it changes to black. The cries of sea birds, especially sea gulls, are very valuable to sailors in misty weather. The birds cluster on the cliffs and coast and their cries warn boatmen that they are near the land. Early man used to be able to wag his ears as an indication of pleasure or to brush away flies from under his back hair, but a3 the muscles were not brought into continual use they be came rudimentary. . The Belgian government offers a prize of SIO,OOO for the invention of a match paste containing no phosphorus and not otherwise dangerous to health in its manufacture. Of course, other points are required, but the object of the offer is to find away to do away with a dangerous employment. Among proposed applications of power at long distances from its source is the lighting of the interior passage and chambers of the great pyramids by electric currents generated at the cataract of Assouan, several hundred miles away. The same power is in tended to operate pumping stations and cotton mills nlnno- the Nile. | NO WOMAN IS EXEMPT. Regularity is a matter of importance !n every woman's life. Much pain is, however, endured in the belief that it is necessary and not alarming, when in truth it is all wrong and indicates derangement that may cause serious j trouble. Excessive monthly pain itself will j unsettle tho nerves and make women j old before their time. The foundation of woman's health is a perfectly normal and regular per formance of nature's function. The statement we print from Miss GER TRUDE SIRES, of Eldrcd, Pa., is echoed in every city, town and hamlet in this country. Itcad what sho says: 14 DEAR MRS. PINKIIAM:—I feel like a new person since following your ad vice, and think it is my duty to let the public know the good your remedies have done me. My troubles were pain ful menstruation and leucorrhaea. I was nervous and had spells of being confused. Before using your remedies I never had any faith in patent medi cines. I now wish to say that I never had anything do mc so much good for painful menstruation as Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound; also would cay that your Sanative Wash has cured mo of leucorrhcea. I hope these few words may help suffering women." The present Mrs. Pinkham's experi ence in treating female ills is unparal leled, for years sho worked side by side with Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, and for sometime past has had solo charge of tho correspondence department of her great business, treating by letter as many as a hundred thousand ailing women during a single year. All suffering women are invited to write freely to Mrs. Piukliam, at Lynn, Mass., for advice about their health. "1 have polio 1-A day* tit a tlrno without u movement of the bowel*, not bclug abio to niovo them except by Übliitf hot water Injections. Chronic constipation for seven years placed nic In this terrible condition; durinj; Hint time 1 did ev erything I heard of but never fouud any relief; such wus my case until 1 begun usiug C ABC A RETS. 1 now have froui one to tbree passages a day, and If 1 was rich I would givo 8100.00 for each movement; it Is such a relief-' AYI.MEU L. HUNT, IGS9 Russell til-. Detroit, Mich. f CATHARTIC TRADE MARK RBOIFTTVKCD Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good, Do Qood, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, 20c, 50c. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Sterling Bemedv Company, Chicago, Honlr.il, Men York. 322 HER OLD SPINET Within her old spinet lies bid So many quaint, dead melodies, I think if she but raised tho lid, Or idly touched the yellow keys, Their ghosts would throng the quiet room, Like the faint perfume of a rose That died in some forgotten Juno. Within her old spinet Is laid What memories of vanished timesl In this same seat, In stiff brocade, One sang, perchance, her gallant rhymes. I wonder if the powdered beau Who bent to murmur his applause. Felt tho same passion that I know. Sweetheart, within your old spinet, I, too, methinks, will breathe my pain, So. when some idle day you let Your hands stray o'er the keys again, Haplvthey'll whisper back to you The story of one long forgot, Who worshiped whore ho dared not sue. —Theodosia Pickering Garrison, in Life. | THE BRIDES BARGAIN | p Br lIELKN FORREST CRAVES. >'\' (psffißjELL ine, did yon see tho bride come Iff borne last night?" s aid Mrs. Bay f/kf though!" said Miss Drusilla Beames. "I waited at tire train, just a-pur pose. The idea of Squire Brownell marrying such a slip of a thing as that! Hardly more than sixteen, with hair flying down her back exactly like a child's; and he past forty! 1 call it ridiculous," And Miss Drnsilla, who had not been without hopes of capturing the well-to-do widower herself, turned awny, with the frosty tip of her nose elevated superciliously in the air. But while tho villagers of Grange field were thus freely expressing their minds, Hetty Brownell, the bride, was skipping from room to room of the picturesque little oottage which was to bo her summer home. "Oh, what, a lovely pale blue car pet!" eiied she. "And white muslin curtains, looped with blue ribbon, and a mirror that one can see one's whole self in. But the dining-room is a deal too dark and gloomy. I shall get Cecil to have it reupholstered in rose color or palo huff. And such a lot of horrid old twisted chairs and spider legged tables!" She was as fresh and pretty as a rosebud, with her baby-clear com plexion, coral lips and iuuocent blue eyes—this young wife of the sage law yer's. He had fallen in love with her as suddenly and inextricably as if lie had been a schoolboy instead of a widower of forty. She was the niece of the old man who officiated as jauitor in the great marble-fronted building on Cedar street, where lawyers, brokers and insurance agents congregated, like human bees, in a huge, swarming hive. Old Hopkins was stupid and illiter ate enough, hut Hetty was like a delicate wayside flower, and Cecil Brownell lost his heart to her at onee. She had some education, for ; she was training for a district school teacher, and she had an innocent win ning way, which the lawyer could not resist. So he married her, and dreamed away a happy month on the breezy heights of the White Mountains, he fore ho returned to the beaten tracks of everyday life. And now Hetty had ootno to Grange field, where two staid old family ser j vants, who had belonged to the first j Mrs. Brownell, were waiting to welcome her; and Mr. Brownell was to follow, as soon as he had adjusted his accumulated arrears of business. "Why, she ain't nothing hut a child," said Dorcas, as she flounced hack into her kitchen. "I axed her what was her orders for breakfast, and she says—says she, *1 don't know. Just what you please,' says she." "No more like the first missis than ehalk is like cheese," retorted Mary Ann. "We might as well have a big wax doll about the place. If you'll believe me, Dorcas, she's a-sittin' fiat on the floor now, a-plavin' with the cat!" But Hetty Brownell was presently aroused from her frolic with the kitteu by the nasal and insinuating accents of a peddler, who had come clear up on the veranda, and wr.s putting his head through the lace draperies of the windows. "China, ma'am?" said he, with a bow and a scrape. "Elegant vases? Gift cups an' sa-aaoers? Mantle-tier ornaments? In exchange for second hand clothes, or any old truck you've got about the house, ma'am." Hetty looked at the contents of the well-piled basket with sparkling eyes. She had all tho admiration for gaudy, Bhowy things that belongs to a savage or a child. "How pretty!" said she picking out a gilded vase, painted all over with sprawling roses. "But I haven't any old clothes." "Oh, I ain't noways particular, ma'am," said tho man. "Any old stick of furniture'U do—plated-ware, piclers, anything under the suu us you're tired of." Hetty looked around. In her secret mind she had already established the gift vase on the top of an antiquo cabinet opposite, and filled it with the honeysuckle sprays that were twining so luxuriantly around the piazza col umns; and sho took ail ancient and varnished-looking porcelain ornament from tho sideboard—a dragon, with dim green eyes, and shifting peacock tinU of emerald and pearl. ' that is all I care to give nway," said Hetty. "What is the price of your vase?" ' , "Cheap at three dollars, ma'am," ■aid the neddler. restina the end of bis basket on tbe edge of the table, and looking greedily at tbe dragon. "Well, I'll tell you what I'll do," said Hetty, who bad as much chance at a bargain with tbe peddler as an in experienced chicken might stand with a wily old fox. "I'll give you this thing and a dollar for your vase." "Couldn't you make it a dollar and a half, ma'am?" said tbe mau, screw ing bis eyes down to mere slits. "I've only a dollar in change," said Hetty. "And it's all I can afford. After all, we've plenty of vases, only I rather liked the looks of that one." And she turned indifferently away, Becretly flattering herself that she wa3 manceuvering to the best advantage "Hold on a minute ma'am," said tho peddler. "I ain't done much this morning, and I'm hound to make a trade somehow, even if I lose by it. Give us the dollar and the old china reptile, and tho elegant new vase is yourn." And in five minntes Hetty had her prize filled with rosebuds and honey suckles, and silvery green sprays of Southern wood. "My first purchaso in the new house," said Hetty, to herself. "Won't Cecil be pleased when he sees it!" It was three days, however, before Squire Brownell was nble to rejoin his young wife; and Hetty, who had no intellectual resources to fall back Upon—who hated practicing, and in variably went to sleep over a book— found tho flower-twined cottage dull enough. But when at last tho squire's burly figure appeared at the garden-gate. Hetty ran joyfully to meet him, lier pale gold-hair floating like a halo in the sunshine, and her cheeks flushed with the softest pink that ever painted the inside of a seasheil. "Well, Puss!" said the squire, his own face brightening up at the idea of such a welcome on the threshold which had so long been dreary and deserted, "so you're really glad to see me?" "Oh, so glad, Cecil!" cried the bride, slipping her arm through his, and nestling close to his side. "And I've been so dismally lonesome with out you." "There was that edition of Dickens," said the squire, patting her cheek. "Dickens is so stupid," said Hetty. "I never could understand what peo ple seo to laugh at in Dickens!" "Well, dear," said the indulgent husband, "now I've come hack, we'll go out on horseback, and I'll teach you to drive that pony phaeton, and we'll see about remodeling the garden beds, and all that sort of thing." He sat down ns he spoke, on the veranda, fanning his heated face with the brim of his straw hat. Hetty vanished through the lace curtains, which were blowing about in tho soft summer breeze, and presently returned, holding up the gaudy gilt vase, with its sprawling roses and big green leaves. "I've got a surprise for you, Cecil," said she. "See what I've bought!" The squire winced a little. He was a judge of ceramics, audthis particular specimen affected him iu a startling and unpleasant manner. "Don't you like it, Cecil? "Why, 1 thought you would bo so pleased," said unconscious Hetty. "Like it? Ob, yes, my dear! I dare say it's very pretty," said the squire, observing the evident disap pointment in her face. "Bat you'll learn, after awhile, to discriminate between real china and this sort of thing." "I'm sure tho roses are beautiful," said Hetty, turning the hideous thing round and around. "Certainly, my dear," said the good humored squire, opening his leather traveling-hog. "And now let me show you what a pleasant surprise I have prepared for you. The greatest bargain in the world! I chanced to discover it in a little second-hand shop, down in Chatham street, and I got it for only twenty dollars. And what makes it more especially valuable is that it's the dead match to one that my grandmother brought from Paris, in the reign of the first Napoleon. Never saw two articles so much alike in all my life." All this time ho was fumbling in the depths of his traveling-bag, and finally succeeded in disinterring a small pasteboard box, which he opened in some triumph. But Hetty's cheeks turned pinker still ns he took out tho identical cmerald-hued dragon, with the flimy green eyes, which she had bargained off' to the china peddler three days ago! "I wonder how it will compare with the other?" said he, rising and goiug into the dining-room. "Why— Hel lo! Where is the thing? Dorcas! Mary Ann! Where have the women put it?" "Cecil." said Hetty, taking hold of the third button of the squire's coat, and speaking in a very lew tone, "pleaso don't be vexed, but—hut I traded off that very ugly old cracked dragon to a china peddler for this vase." "What!" roared the squire. "Yes," said Hetty; "I know it by tho oblong bit chipped off just under its eyes. I—l didn't know it was so valuable. Au l I wanted the gilt vase so much!" If Hetty hadn't been a bride, and such a pretty bride, the squire might have expressed his mind plainly 011 the subject; for he was au adorer of antique china, and it was not pleas ant to reflect that ho had just bought his own green dragon at a fancy price. But the honeymoqn was scarcely over, and Hetty was such a child, af ter all. "My dear," said the squire, after swallowing a lump in his throat, "don't drive any more such bargains." "No," said Hetty, meekly; "I won't." —Saturday Night. The number of sheep in tho world ! is estimated at 550.000.000. CARRIER PICEONS IN WAR. J They Did Not Prove a§ Successful as thm Navy Department Expected. Carrier pigeons have not proven the success expected of tliem iu the war as a means of communication between ships and the shore. Just preceding the declaration of war the naval au thorities made most extensive prepara tions for placing in operation the car rier pigeon system, and established im portant cotes at all the leading naval stations along the coast from Ports mouth down to the Tortugas. Out ou the California coast a big station was located at Mare Island, and this is the only oue where satis factory results were obtained. Key West was made the chief station, how ever, for it was anticipated that at this point Ihsre would be more occasion for using pigeons to communicate with vessels of! the Cuban coast. An ex pert keeper of cotes was sent to Key West, the prize pigeons secured in Europe by Professor Marion, of tha Naval Academy were amougthe flyers, and every care and attention was given the birds to secure good results. During the early days of the war prompt and frequent communication was kept up between Tortugas and Key West by the pigeons, but this was not always to he depended upon, as the birds often failed to perforin their duties. Each ship on the blockading fleet, and those that later weut East with Admiral Sampson, were provided with pigeons to carry messages to the naval commander at Key West, so that the authorities in Washington might bs kept informed of the movements of the ships. Many of those sent from ves sels in front of Havana flow back and delivered their messages, but in some cases ships at a long dislauc3 from shore were unable to communicate by pigeon with Key West. The reports that have been received on the opera tions of the system fail to account for tha unsatisfactory results obtained, unless, as they state, they have been due to climatio conditions, which are unfavorable in the South, it is be lieved, to long flights and reliable ser vice. The pigeons in fifty per cent, of the cases returned to the cote, the others having been reported lost or unac counted for. Some experts ou the system believe that the birds found other attractions than their cote, and that the wild berries and fruits of southern Florida and the north Cuban const may have defleoted them. Good results were obtained, however, with the cotes at Portsmouth, N. H., and that at Newport, although the navy had littlo opportunity to use them in connection with ships at sea. The California cote was a success in every way, the longest flights recorded by the pigeons varying from 250 to 275 miles, the distance having been cov ered between San Francisco and ships of the military expeditions carrying troops to Manila. The navy will cultivate the use of the pigeons in sending and receiving communications along shore and be tween vessels, and intend enlarging the entire system by the establishment of the additional cotes on the sea board, so that they may be brought close together, and thus enable one Btation to be in easy reach of the next by carrier pigeons. POPULAR SCIENCE, According to M. Adhemav Lcclere, French Resident in Kratia, Cambodia, the Pnongs, a wild people of that country, have the type of the North American Indians. A now filament for incandescent lamps has boon discovered in osmium, the densest and most refractory of all metals, being infusible except at the highest attainable temperature. Glue containing bichromate of pot ash is suggested by Professor Sehweizer, a Germau chemist, as a waterproof cement for glass. A well known properly of biehromatized gela tine is that of becoming insoluble on exposure to light. Although the Vaccino Institute in Cairo, Egypt, distributed lymph foi 830,000 vuceinations in Egypt last year, the supply was not equal to the demand, and no less than 2057 cases of smallpox were treated in the Gov ernment hospitals. Tho duration of sunshine in the various countries of Europe was re cently discussed at a scientific meet ing. It was showu that Spain stauds at tho head of the list, having ou the average 3000 hours of sunshine per year, while Italy has 2300 hours. Germany comes next with 1700 and England 1100. Dr. Lydeklrer, in Knowledge, points out the error of the widespread beliel that deserts, like the Sahara, are the bottoms of aucieut seas, which have been lifted above their original eleva tion by geological forces. It is abso lutely certain, he says, that the sands of all the great deserts of the world have been formed on the spot by the disintegration of the solid racks on which they rest. Ilrain XVelßlit of Moil niut Women. Sir William Turner shows thai among civilized races men have tho advantage over women iu internal ca pacity of the cranium aud iu weight of the brain itself. While the average brain weight of the European male is from forty-nine ounces to fifty ounces, in the female it is only from forty four to forty-five ounces. The differ ence in size aud weight begins at birth. Nor is the inequality confined to European races. It is observable ninoug savuges, though in a lesser de gree. Man is not only the larger and stronger animal, bnt is fitted with a larger and more powerful supply of brains. The Arabic streets of Spanish To ledo, which have been described as a "skeleton city" are now lightedjjv electricity. * A POST-MORTEM VIEW. A CastlUm Expert Writes of United States Warships as Mere Tubs. It seems almost incredible that the Spaniards should ever have considered Cervera's fleet superior to anything we could send against it, yet such seem 3 to be the case. If they believed the comparisons of the two navies made by their ne./spapcrs they are logically correct in their conclusion. These articles, says the Chicago Chronicle, written by Spanish naval experts, appeal strongly to a credulous people and represent our warships as absolutely valueless, while their own are simply marvels. A. do Canta, the most popular naval writer in Spain, makes a remarkable comparison in La Ulustracion Nacional of Madrid that is quite sufficient to inspire his country men with confidence. He admits that the United States has the larger fleet, but shows that it is practically valueless. "It is manned by the dregs of an almost worthless population—criminals and released convicts. For the most part these are foreigners without the slightest pa triotism. The crews, being animated by motives of supidity alone, are des titute of that pride and enthusiasm that control Spaniards." For these reasons, Mr. Canta concludes: "The result Is, therefore, that if our navy is inferior to the American navy iD quantity it is greatly superior In qual ty, since our sailors, in addition to their transcendent bravery, which ia universally acknowledged, possess dis cipline, enthusiasm and confidence, which the Yankees are far from hav ing." Having demonstrated the uttei worthless character of the sailors who man our ships, the rival of Weyler and Munchausen in the art of lying goes on to compare the ships of the two navies, describing that of Spain as made up of ships faultless in construc tion, armored and armed to suit the queen regent's taste, marvels of speed, veritable things of beauty. Words almcst fail him when he makes a sanguinary attack upon our ships. He declares that the battle- j ships Indiana, Oregon and Massa chusetts, which he calls "cruisers of the first class," cannot go to sea with anything like full coal bunkers. If they should the "waves would wash over them." They are only suitable for coast guards. The recent sailing record of the Oregon somewhat dis credits this criticism. He says the battleships California and Pennsylvania are under construc tion, which will be news to Americans. He declares the Texas to be woefully deficient. "Her machinery is bad —be- yond repairing—her torpedoboat tubes are useless. She is a bad lot." The only American ship of which he speaks kindly is the Brooklyn. He says she is fast and "can, therefore, re fuse to fight at all," a point which the Spaniards in the Caribbean appear to appreciate. A Child of Promise. "Isabel Ouida Upton" is the fanciful name of a little girl. Her initials be ing I. O. U., it is presumable that she la "a child of promise."—Tit-Bits. Tlio Itush For Cold. From the Times, Bluffs, 111. The rush of gold seekers to tin* Klondike brings thrilling memories to tho "forty niners" still ullve, of the time when they girdled tho continent, or faced the terrors of tho grout American desert on the journey to tho laud of gold. Those pioneers toll i some experiences which should bo beetled by gold seekers of to-duv. Constant expo- i sure and faulty diet killed large numbers, while noarly all tho survivors were afflicted wiih disease, )\ many of * '• them with "* I ism. Such ' Van gundy, — 7w * who now re fpsrdf\ Sides at S ' h■ h' .' an< * was t ' l ° // dent of the j ~ trustees. In ".1 Forty-niner. u rC ont in- j terview he said: "I had been a sulTeror of rheumatism for a number of years and the pain at times was very intense. I tried all the proprie tary medicines I could think or hear of, but received no relief. "I finally placed my case with several physicians and doctored with them for some time, but they failed to do me any good. Finally, with my hopes of relief nearly exhausted I read an article regard ing Dr. Williams' Pink Fills for Pale Peo ple, which induced mo to try thorn. 1 was anxious to get rid of the terrible disease anil bought two boxes of the pills. 1 began using them about March, 1807. After I had taken two boxes I was completety cured, and the pain has nevor returned. I think it is tho best medicine I have over taken, aud am willing at any time to sign my name to any testimony setting forth its good merits." (Signed) Adam Vanotjndy. Subscribed and sworn to before ino, this 29th day of September, A. I). 1897. Fiianki.in C. Funk, Xotary Public. Mr. Vanguudy's statement ought to bo regarded u-t tho criterion of tho good merits . of those pills. What hotter proof could a person want than the above facts. Protect Your Ideas by Letters Patent. The firm ofVowles A- Burns, Patent Attor neys No Broadway, N. Y.. who e adver ii-. niont will appe u in our in xt i -iu\ pro euro pat u t either on e ish . • • t di luents. Write for terms. Sale u . . I. ltuskin's 64 books bring him in 000 :i year, Swinburne, who writes very little, makes $.",000 a year by his poems. No-To-Uac for Fifty Cents. Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes wenu oieuslroug, biood pure. 60c, sl. AH druygibUi. Among the Chinese a coffin is con sidered a neat and appropriate present for an aged person, especially if in bud health. Educate Yonr Bowels YTlth Caqenrets. j Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever ioc,2sc. If C. C. C. fail, druggists refund money Sir T. J. Lipton's little flutter to cap ture the America's Clip is to cost him between £50,000 and £60,000. | 1-11,1 111 I iyß . ; _[jte j j ! * Most people appreciate a good thing at a fair price, J; J but some few will only have the things that cost the j| j| most money. jj> !| The Ivory is the favorite soap of most people. Some jg 1 few want the high-priced toilet soaps and think they must ;J 9 be better because they cost more. No soap is more care- * | fully made, or is made of better materials, than Ivory Soap. £ 9 A WORD OF WARNING.—There are many while soaps, each represented tote" just as good as the ' Ivory';" they ARE NOT, but like ail counterfeits. lack the peculiar and $ remarkable qualities of the genuine. Ask for " Ivory " Soap and insist upon getting it. £ Copyright, 1 SOS. by Tba Practrr a nimble Co., ClaoiautL V*': \9>". ~ 3 Remember the Gloucester. "Snr," isaid the second officer of the great Spanish battleship, "a hostile ship is visible on the horizon." "Can you make her out?" "She is an Am erican, sir." "Ah, a battleship! Clear ship for action! We will give her a stiff fight." "Sir, it is not a battle ship. It is an auxiliary cruiser, one of those Yankee pleasure yachts has tily transformed into a war vessel." The commander's face blanched as he replied: "Then there is no help for us. Run the ship on shore, beach her, and blow her up."—Pittsburg Chronicle- Telegraph. A Freak of Nature. The county of Herefordshire. Eng land, possesses a remarkable freak ol nature —two trees have joined togethei about ten feet from the ground b> what appears to be a single branch. A :loser examination shows, however ihat the connection has been formed by branches growing from both trees; these two branches having met, and ,n the course of time, grown together it is probable that these twin trees are unique in England; at any rate, from the manner in which the curiosity lias been grown they must be very rare. The Risk of lifting Murdered. About 1,000 murders occurred in England and Wales during the last J period of five years for which facts I are available. There were, during the same time, nearly 160,000,000 persons of all ages exposed to the risk of being murdered, that is 30,000,000 in any one year. The yearly risk of being mur dered is, therefore, only the very small degree of probability expressed by the odds of one to 150.000, and if a lifetime be counted us 100 years, the ! chance of being murdered some time : is only one in 1.500. Didn't Pan Out. She —Well, how did your shares in the Donae gold mine ti .n out? He— Oh, I —er —I've lost all Interc .t in them. —Punch. There !. more Catarrh In thfe tlon of the ! country than all other diseiws put together, ! ami until the lust few yours was suppo-c I > incurable. For a great inanv rears doctors j pronounced it a local disease'and prescribed local remedies, and by const art id y falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional diseuso and therefore require!} , constitutional treatment. Hall's < tut irrh ('inc. manufactured by F. .1. Cheney ,v Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. 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In the early morning, as soon as you awake to consciousness, remember thai you are in the very presence chambei of God, who has been watching besidi you through the long, dark hours; look up into His face and thank Him. Con secrate to Him those first fpw mo ments before you leave your couch. Look on toward the coming day, through the golden haze of the light that streams from the angel of His presence. You can forecast very large; ly what your difficulties are likely ta be, the quarters from which you may be attacked, the burdens that may need carrying. Take care not to view any of. these apart frcm God. Be sure that He will be befween yen and them, as the ship is between the traveiei and the ocean, be it fair or stormy.— Rev. F. D. Meyer. To Cnro Constipation Forever. Take Caserne ta C'aiulv Cathartic. lic or Cso. II C. C. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money. Vienna has a burglar who has been convicted of breaking 39 houses. Fits permanently cured. Noli, or nervous ness nl tor Hi st, 11;i\use of I n-. Kiin <; reat Nerve Restorer. trnl l ■: !■•••!.d treatise free. Dr.R.H.Ki.iNK, Ltd..JWl Arch J-:.Phil:i.Pa Mrs. Window's Soothing Syrup for children teething, sol tens ihe muns, reduces- m'lamina tion, uilays vain, cures win 1 u lie, 2oc.a boiUfe | Country roads in China are never bounded by fences, but are entirely undefined. While the farmer has the right to plough up any road passing through his land, drivers of vehicles have an equal right, and they exercise it. to traverse any portion of the coun try at will. Five Cents. Everybody knows that Dobbins* Electrlo ! Roap is ibo best in the world, and for SI years it lias sold at the highest price. Its price is now 5 cents, same ns common brown soap. Bars full size and quailty.Order of grocer. Ada j It is said that many people in Maine are so offended at the advertisements painted on boards and barns along the | country roods that they refuse to deal I with the firms which so advertise. Beauty la lilood Deep. Clean blood means a clean skin. Tfo beauty without it. (.'asearets, CandyCathar* • tie clean your I'.ood and keep it clean, by ! stil l ing up the lazy liver and driving fill ini mnities from the body. Begin to day to banish pimples?, hoiks, blotches, blackheads, i and that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cascarets, —beauty for ten cents. All drug gists, satisfaction guaranteed, lUc, 25c, 6Uc. More than $1,250,000 has been paid in royalties for Moody's hymns. T could not, get along without Piso's Pure : for Consumption. ltnlwny*curv?-. Mrw. F.. C. ! MOI 1.T0.N. Need I:nin, Muss., OcloherX lWi. | QqOD AS GOLD 1 : ; everyone la them! * ;r. tSar® • , LAION A CO., U7 Union f.p. tare, Now •' < • Ttoß'st DISK t%, WAR, I nously i'li r;i p,| p., .lro -to "...' ?. ' .* ! ! 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