Great Britain controls twenty-0110 out ot' every 100 square miles of the ear ill's surface. Only twenty per cent, of the mur ders committed yearly in America and Europe are ever found out. Tli? funniest story of the result of prying bounties for animals' scalps conies from Kansas. Sumner county ottered three cent-: for every rabbit's scalp brought in. The farmers loaded up their double-barreled howitzers, sallied forth, killed 158,514 rabbits, and broke the county. One hundred and sixteen thousand, four hundred and ninety humming birds were sold at a recent sale in England, and a corresponding num ber of other birds. With regard to the lyre-bird an eminent ornithologist says, "This wonderful bird will soon become a thing of the past, and with it will disappear the sole survivor of a very ancjent race before even its habits and structure are wholly known," There has been a great and general improvement within fifteen years in the phrasing of obituary resolutions, maintains Harper's Weekly. Persons, still pitiably may remember when almost all the obituary resolu tions that appeared in the newspapers began: "Whereas it has pleased an inscrutable Providence to re nove our late neighbor,.!ames Smith, Resolved, that we submit," etc. This form seems no longer to be in general use. The resolutions of the day take some things for granted, and are a good deal more tersely and simply con trived. In a western town the otlie • day a man committed suicide on being ap prehended in the act of stealing a dictionary from a street bookstall. He had just purchased a bottle oi laudanum, presumably for the tooth ache. He drained the bottle before a hand was raised to save him. What makes the trage ly more pitiful is the fact that the dictionary was a Latin lexicon. It is hard to find an expla nation for his rash act; possibly be knew tlie people with whom he had to deal, and feared the mad-house more than the prison cell. He might have been a stranded wanderer from Bos ton. The following surprising story is tol I—is illustrative of one phase of tli i character of the Russian peasant —in areeo.it magazine: During the last Russo-Tu: kish war, a Russian regiment inirchinjfroui Philippopolis to Adrianople overtook the Turkish refugees; whereupon th 3 terrified Turkish women threw down their in fants in their flight. The Russian soldiers, while pressing on as rapidly as possible, stooped and picked up the babies, until nearly every man in the regiment was carrying a child, and the general was absolutely obliged to stop the march and find carts and men to transfer the children to a place ol safety. The New York Tribune estimates that our pension list exceeds all Ger many's army costs by more than $40,- 000,000 a year, and is $30,000,000 more than that of France. Duly Russia's military expenditures upon her giant army, patrolling Europe and Asia from the Baltic to the Yellow sea and tlie Indian ocean, exceed the sum which, thirty years after the close of the war, we still annually pay over to our pensioners. Russia's military burden, nil told, is $17(5,942,000; our pension list is not quite equal to this, but, wi h the cost of our small army of 25,00) me i added, the aggregate exceeds i . Our military expenditures are thus greater thin those of country in the world." An interesting exhibit at the Ten ne oe Centennial was n library oi five thousand volum -s written exclu sivity by women of eery country where th re is a liter.itn e. There were four books wiitteii by a Chinese woman, A. 1). 25. T!i y were sent by the empress of Chin.i. The Chine < woman wrote about the manners am" customs of wo ne i, and re ■ommended obedience to husbands. The emperoi of Japan sent one hundred am twenty-six books written by tin women of his realm. There wen twelve modern Greek books sent In Queen Olga. There were books fron Armenia, Persia, Hungary, Roumunia Russia, Germany, France, Italy, Aus tria, Portugal, Spain, England, Ire land, Scotland, Norway and Sweden All of the South American countries were represented. Many of thes books were the o.ily ones by womei ever published in the eouutn from which they were se.it. Thi was the case with the v l;i nus frou Honduras and Guatemala. THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE, STORIES TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Lore's Martyrdom—A Pointed Inqufrr— Appropriate—Business With Pleasure —A Living Torture—Time, 2.30 A. IU. Natural—Easily Ascertained, Etc., Etc# He stood beneath her casement, Knee-deep in sncw and ice, AnJ tunod his harp and sang of lovo With every soft device. Of love ho sang and gladness- All joys his heart could hold; He thought to catch her fancy, But only caught a cold. —Chicago Record. Appropriate. Prohibitionist—"l attended tho dinner of the Cold Water Society last night." Friend. "Yes? I suppose all tlio toasts were dry toasts?"— Puck. Easily Ascertained. He—"Do you know wlieu you (jet a bad coin?" She—"Why, certainly, I do." "How do you know?" "Why, the man I offer it to refuses to take it." A Pointed Inquiry. Stern Father "Henry, havo yon and your new watch parted company already?" Henry (laconically)—" Broke." Father "Which?" Jewelers' Weekly. Might ITnve Been Better Expressed. The Widow (weepingly)—"Would it be too much trouble to you to ask you to call in the undertaker?" Cholly (sympathetically)—"No in deed, delighted, I assuab you!"— New York Journal. Costing Enrmgh. "Do yon thiuk that your son's col. lege education will amount to much. Mr. Flashly?" | "I've just had my bookkeeper ' figuring. It amounts to about SuOOJ a year, so far." Business With Pleasure. Zim—"The doctor prescribed a fiva mile walk for me everyday." Zam—"Of course you enjoy it?" ' Zim—"Oh, yes. You see, Ido tho walking around a billiard tabic,"— New York Journal. A Modern Necessity. "So you're broke," said the indul gent father to the son he had started in business, "but I'll put you oil your feet once more." "On my. feet? The first thing I want is a '9B wheel." Time. 2.30 A. M. Admirer—"Has your father any ob jection to my paying you visits, Miss Maud?" j Miss Maud—"Oh, no—but—er—l | think that he'd rather you paid them ! in instalments."—Brooklyn Life. A Living Torture. Attendant—"This patient imagines he is at a comic opera all the time." Visitor—"You have him pretty well tied up." Attendant—"Oh, yes! If he got loose he would kill himself."—Puck. ! Willing to Consider. She—"lf you were worth the mill ion and I was poor, would you marry me?" He—"lf you feel like transferring the fortune to me and taking chances, I will give the matter my serious con sideration#" Natural. | "Where has Freddy gone to, Aunty?" I "Gone back to tho country, dear." "What for, Aunty?" "Why, his health, dear!" "Why! he leave it behind him?" —New York Journal. A Hidden Mine. Mrs. Biggs—"You call a ship 'she,* don't 3*ou, Ferdinand?" Biggs—"Yes, love." Mrs. Biggs—"Well, then, why do you call them 'men-of-war?'" Biggs—"Urn—because they get 1 blown up."—New York Press. Good Sleeping. Little Oscar liad received a train of ; cars for his birthday, and lie insisted on taking them to bed with him. His i mother protested. "You should not i take the cars to bed with you," she ; said. "Why not?" asked Oscar. "These are sleeping cars." Pinches the Milkmnn. "Oh, mamma, cried Willie excitedly upon his return from a visit to the count y, "I know now where grandpa gets his milk. He just pinches the cow." "Where do you suppose we get our milk?" asked mamma, mischievously. "Why," returned Willie, thought fully, "I 'spose Bridget just pinches the milkman." —New York Journal. The Caunc of the Trcubie. "Hello, Central," said young Ti.ldi onm, "what is tho matter with the line? I was trying to converse with a —er—er —party just now, and all the time she was talking to me I was both ered by a perpetual, monotonous 'chug-chug' sound in my ears." "Tell the young lady," was the re ply, "not to chew her gum so vigor ously while she talks to you over tho wire. Good-by."—New York Journal. March of Science. "Alfred, you are late this evening. What detained 3*011?" "Something I ate at a downtown restaurant disagreed with me. I made 1 a bet with the proprietor that 110 was i using unwholesome chemicals in his , cooking, and in order to prove it on him I had to leave my stomach at a chemist's shop nearly all the aftei j noon. I won the bet, but I am fenr -1 fully hungry. Have you anything good to eat, dear?"— Chicago Tribune# FOR DYSPEPTICS. CYhat Sufferers From Indication May Eat and What They Should Not Eat. By the following list, telling what a dyspeptic may eat, a variety of menus may be arranged that canuc. ail to be beneficial to the sufferer, writes Mrs. 8. T. Rorer, in the Ladies' i Honie Journal. WHAT A DYSrErriC MAY EAT. D?e!, broiled, boiled, Prunes, dates or flgs baked or roasted. stewed without Mutton, broiled, sugar, boiled, baked or Celery, roasted. Cream soups,as spin- C hie ken, broiled, aoh, celery or let boiled, baked or tuce. roasted. Raw cabbage. Birds. Carefully cooked Venison. cauliflower. "White-fleshed fl9h, Roquefort or other broiled, or boiled. ripe cheese in small 11 gg s, soft-boiled, quantities, steamed, poached; The early spring yolks hard-boiled, mushrooms, pressed through a Now turnips cooked sieve on milk toast. below boiling point Sweetbreads, cream- in unsalted water, ed or broiled. served with cream Olive oil. sauce. Butter. Stewed cucumbers. Whole wheat bread, Stewed squash. w*dl baked. Baked banunns, Bread sticks; mush cream horseradish bread. .sauce. Boiled rice. Very young pens Rice pudding. pressed through a Cup custard; junket. sieve. Soft custards. Cress, chicory, ea- Whipped cream. dive. Koumyss. Hygienic coiTeo. Lettuce. Very weak tea. Green vegetables, such as lettuce, spinach and onions, are supposed to be great cleansers to the system. But a person whose digestive viscera is irri tated cannot eat these without dis comfort, unless they are carefully made into cream soups. These soups, of course, are made from milk, which softens down the vegetable matter so that they are easily borne. The vola tile principle of the onion is quickly dissipated if it is cooked in unsalted water until tender. Allow two ounces of onion to each pint of milk. Press the boiled onions carefully through a sieve; add them to the milk, heat in a double boiler; thicken to a palatable thickness with arrowroot, about two level teaspoonfiils to tho pint; season with a very little salt and just a grain of red pepper. This may be taken at a comfortable degree of warmth. WHAT A DYSPEPTIC SHOULD NOT EAT. Boiled coffee. Beets. Boiled tea. Corn, green. All sweets. Potatoes. Fried foods. Pickles. White bread. Bplcod foods. Crackers. Gelatine desserts. Cakes. Bed or dark ilsh. Acid fruits. Salt foods. Pork in ull forai9. All the crustacea. Veal. Clams. Turkey. Oysters,raw or tried. Duck. Iced drinks. Cooked cabbage. Acid drinks. Flavored soda water. A Dun ForCh moh Members. After careful consideration the Cen tenary Methodist Church, of Port-, land, Ore., has decided upon a novel plan of raising funds necessary in con ducting the affairs of the congrega tion. It was suggested by tho Rev. J. J. Waters, who has determined to run his church as a democracy, giving everybody opportunity and induce ment-to contribute. At a meeting of the influential members lie explained bis plan. Ho showed a large roster with all the members of tho church on it. Opposite each Lame are fifty two spaces for credit marks. The ros ter is placed iu the vestibule of the j church, where it remains, in plain view of everyone entering the church. At the close of every month the ros ter is taken down and all who have contributed anything to the current expenses of the church ai o checked up in the spaces opposite the names. The amount paid is not given, but the check indicates that something, how ever small, has been paid toward tho support of the church. The contribu tion comes into tho hands of the clerk by means of envelopes, and the amount and name are obtained iu this way. The roster will show just paid anything and who has not. It is claimed for the system that tho de linquents get tired after a while see ing tho row of blanks after their names, and begin tb pay something in order to fill up the blanks paces. It is a sort of ever-present dunning board. It looks down with significant silence on every member who enters the church door. The delinquent cannot escape its all-seeing eye. Whether present or absent, he knows it is there, and the blank spaces seem constantly to say, "Pay something." The meet ing adopted the plan unanimously.— Chicago Chronicle. Now York'* Population 3,438,809. The official estimate of tho imputa tion of Greater New York just given out by the Health Department is us follows: Number of persons iu all five boroughs, 3,438,899, of which 1,911,- 755 are in the Borough of Manhattan; 137,075 in tho Bronx; 1,197,109 in Brooklyn, 128.042 i:i Queens and 04,927 i-t Richmond. Londoh, by the census of IS9I, had 4,231,000 inhabitants, so that New York is about a million less. In 1891 Paris liad 2,447,957 inhabitants, while in 1895 Berlin had 1,677,351. then comes Canton with 1,600,000, Vienna with 1.304,518 and Tokio with 1.214,- 113. Another ilolic of Pompeii. Another Roman villa has been dug up at Bosooreale,on tlie slopes of Vesu vius, near Pompeii, where tho great find of silver ornaments was made two years ago. The walls are covered with beautiful frescoes, chiefly land scapes and marines. One represents a bridge over a river, with an angler fishing with a line. Four wine jars were in the cellar and seven skeletons have been found in the excavation. Man lluns Better Than Animals. For a short distance a lion or p. tiger can outrun a man and can equal the speed of a fast horse; but tho ani mals IOBG their wind at the end of about half a mile. They have little endurance and are remarkably weak in lung power- SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL Tho French solAier will shortly carry aluminum, cooking utensils. The depth at which seeds should bo planted depend-) on the texture of the soil. Harber, the great authority on fish, says that every square mile of the sea is inhabited by 120,000,000 fish. It is estimated that tha amount of water precipitated on the globe annual ly in the form of rain, snow, etc., is 29,000 cubic miles. The front end of tho great glacier of Alaska presents a wall 500 feet thick aud its breadth varies from three to ten miles, while its length is 150 miles. The plant in Bombay, India, for th production of chorine from sea water has in thirty-four days produced 748,. 000 grammes of chlorine, or about three-fourths of a ton. Ball bearings are to be used a new roller skate, which has the runner cut out at intervals to hold three small balls in the bottom of the recess, which decrease the friction of the larger ball, which rolls on the pave ment. Some astronomers hold it that sun spots are caused by n violent contrac tion of the sun, while others believe the spots are caused by the feeding of the furnaces of the sun at irregular intervals by showers of meteorio matter. All the observed phenomena of Le Bon's so-called "black light" are found by M. Becquerel to be attributable to ordinary red and infra-red rays. These pass through ebonite and ex tinguish the phosphorescence of sulphide of zinc. The diamond making process of Br. Q. Majorana, an Italian experimenter, causes crystallization directly without a solvent. The carbon, heated in tho electric arc, is subjected to a pressure of 5,000 atmospheres by the action of an explosive on a small piston rod, minute diamonds resulting. It has been demonstrated that while there is no especial difficulty in using petroleum as a fuel for locomotives, thero would be trouble in obtaiuiug a supply of tho fuel. It has been esti mated that the entire petroleum sup ply of the country would not furnish fuel enough for tho use of the locomo tives employed on the Pennsylvania and New York Central systems alone. After a long experience of typhoid pationts, Dr. Ussery of St. Louis re gards the banana as the best food for them. Tho intestines are inflamed and sometimes ulcerated in this fever, and ordinary solid food is dangerous in his opinion. The banana, though a solid food, is nearly all nutriment, and of a soft nature. It is almost wholly absorbed by the stomach, easi ly digestod, and very strengthening. Newfoundlands For Klondike. Vancouver's streets have been en livened during tho past few weeks by two teams, consisting of twelve New fftuudland dogs each, engaged in haul ing sledges containing heavy loads abont the streets of the city as an ad vertisement for a firm engaged in the business of furnishing outfits to min ers. The dogs have been trained to the work of hauling in Newfoundland; they have also been accustomed to a very cold climate, and it is believed they will render exceptionally good service in hauling miners' outfits. They appear to bo tractable, and pull together in a manner that must be very satisfactory to thoir owners. They aro part of a carload of about 100 trained dogs brought from Newfound land for use in the Klondike regions. The dogs are to be shipped to Ska guay, to be sold there for use in haul ing goods over tho snow. From persons who havo returned from the North, the United States Consul at Vancouver learned that dogs command a high price at Sknguay and Uyea. The Newfoundlands aro much heavier than the native dogs of Alaska and tho British Northwest Territory. If they are able to endure the climate and the conditions of service there, they will prove extremely useful to the persons who are moving forward in such increasing numbers to the gold regions of Alaska. —New York I'icss. A 31.U) Bator Shaped Lilco a Skate. A curious lisli is 011 exhibition, an enormous electric ray, caught off the Newfoundland banks. The fish is about five feet long anil three broad, weighing about 130 pounds. Its shape is much like that of a skate or flounder, while its tail resembles the propeller of a steamship. The fish is much disliked by fishermen, who re gard it as a man cater. Its mouth, which is 011 tho under side, is tooth less, but tremendously powerful. The fishermen say that the ray wraps its body, which is very soft and pliable, about its quarry, whether fish or man, j and stunning it with its electric bat tery devours it. On top the ray is ! liver-colored. The under side is white, | aud its general appearance is very ! wicked, it is unusually large, fish of | this species not usually weighing move than eighty pounds.—Springfield Ile publicau. A .Japanese lllrth Custom. At the birth of a Japanese baby a | tree is planted which must remain un ' touched till tho marriage of the child. ; When that hour arrives the tree is i cut dowifand a skilled cabinetmaker transforms the wood into furniture, i which is always cherished by tho ! young couple as the most beautiful of ' the ornaments in.tho house. As Told by Mark Twain. ■ "Benjamin Franklin was always proud of telling how he entered Phil j adelphiu for the first time with noth : ing but two shillings in his pocket and ! four rolls of bread under his arm. i But really, when you come to examine it critically, it was nothing. Anybody i could have done it." A FOREST OF ICEBERGS. IMPRESSIVE SICHT ON NEWFOUND. LAND'S COAST. Blagues or Ice Drifting Hither nnil Thith er—Northernmost Lighthouse on the American Continent—Hard Lot of the Hardy Natives of Newfoundland. While cruising along the coast of Newfoundland, says a writer in the New York Herald, I came on deck one morning, and looking seaward saw what can only be described as a per fect forest of icebergs. They were drifting slowly down from the north, those mysterious regions whence they are borne by the Arctic current, which flows close by Newfoundland and largely accounts for the rigor of the Newfoundland climate. Stopping to count these icebergs I found there were no less than 135 huge ones in plain view and innumer able others so small that I took no ac count of them. Far beyond the line of icebergs there was a curious white glare on the horizon. The skipper told me it was a "loom of ice." When I asked him to explain his meaning he said it was an atmospherio effeet produced by large masses of floe ice in the distance. Nor was all the ice seaward. Ice bergs had drifted in between us and the shore, and some large ones were stranded, and the waves beat against them with a surf-like roar. In the dis tance was the sea-circled heap of rock, which is called Belle Isle—why, it would be impossible to say, for a more grewsome, weird, uncanny object is rarely disclosed to view. Lying atiiwart the entrance of the Straits of Belle Isle, ice dashes against it, fog hangs around it aud sea gulls, crying shrilly, encircle it. Upon its craggy summit stands the last lighthouse, north, on the American continent. Beyond it the navigator steers into the unknown for Greenland or the unhos pitable shores of Labrador. To add to the desolation and uncanny sugges tiveness of the scene, thero is, half way up the rock, a shelter for ice crushed or ship-wrecked snilors. All this I saw on a summer's day, and you may imagine how far more rigorous the scene is in winter. From September until June the straits are ice looked, but the lighthouse keeper on that loue outpost of civilization must stay where he is all winter long, completely isolated from the outer world, with storms howling about the lighthouse tower aud snow and sleet beating against it. Ho cauuot leave it, for it is impossible to tell what mo ment the ice may break up. He must be there to light the entrance to the straits the instant navigation becomes possible. The shores of Newfoundland are deeply indented by bays, and in these bays, in turn, are many little islands. The narrow passages between these go by the curious name of "tickles," but after you havo sailed through them the word does not seem a mis nomer. You have a feeling that at some remote epoch the sea nyist have run out its foamy fingers aud havo tickled the rock ribbed coast until it split its sides with laughing. Some of the scenery around these "tickles" is pretty enough, but even in the fairest weather there is a sense of desolation in the rockiness of the scene and the sparseness of the population. Often yon will pass many islands without seeing a sign of human habi tation, and when you do see it it will bo a little hut or tilt, as it is called, made of upright logs, driven into the ground, the chinks tillod in with moss and the roof often covered with sod. I have seen a nanny goat contentedly browsing]on the roof of a Newfound land tilt. Sometimes the island on which the tilt stands will be so rocky that the fisherman will havo his patch of n garden on a small island near by. It so happens that enough soil is col lected there to make it worth while to plant vegetables, yet the island is too small for both garden and tilt. So, while the men are out fishing you will see the women rowing across from the tilt island to tho garden island in order to till the sparse soil. In winter the misery which prevails along the coast of Newfoundland is terrible. It is not too much to say that every winter many of the dwellers on this rocky shore nro brought face to face with starvation. Almost the humblest American would turn up his nose at what these poor peoplo con sider luxuries. Outside of St. Johns every place in Newfoundland is called an outport. The interior of the island is absolutely wild. There are no set tlements of any kind, save some small Indian guide villages in the hunting district. The entire outport popula tion may be said to live from fishiug in summer and sealing in winter. When a Newfoundlander says fish ho means codfish. Fish is tu him money. It is to Newfoundland what cotton is to the South. The fisher man goes to his trader in the spring and practically mortgages his entire; catch for the season for his summer outfit, which also includes provisions. He considers himself lucky if after a hard season's fishing he can lay in enough Hour, ten and molasses to last him and his family over the winter. You might suppose that he would put in a stock of fish. But no, ho can't a.Tord to eat fish any more than we could afford to cat money. Small dried herring are about the only kind of fish ho lays nway for the winter, and he keeps these on hand as much for his dogs as for himself. Molasses is the great luxury of the Newfound lander. Give him "long sweetening," ns he calls it, for his tea and his bis cuit, and ho will consider himself in j the presence of a feast. Eut in winter, the lisliermnn-s life is even worse than when lie is working for his outfit in summer. 100 is piled up in the hay's and tickles, mid lie will often have to haul his boat for miles off the ice in order to get to clear water for fishing. Then, when the seals come in he goes out with spear or club, and all day long, and often far into tho night, ranges the ice in search of seal. An off-shore gale springing up when the seal hunters are on the ice means death to many. The ice is apt to break up, and before the man can get ashore they find themselves drifting out to sea, with all the horrors of a death by freezing staring them in the face. A priest whose parish work extend ed along a coast lino of some one hun dred and fifty miles in Notre Dame Bay told me that in winter he mnde all his visits by dog sled, and that sometimes he would be overtaken at night by so severe a snowstorm that further progress would be impossible. Then he and his guide would dig a deep trench in the snow and light a fire at the bottom of the trench. The gas from the flames would keep the snowflakes out, and tho men would lie in this snow trence until they jour neyed on in the morning. Such is one of the vicissitudes of parish work in Newfoundland. EVERYBODY RAN. Strange Peculiarities of Life in Port-au- Prince. When a fire breaks out iu the town almost all tine stores close, the troops stand under arms, and few except the firemen and the people near the place of conflagration venture out in the street, the reason being that most revolutionary movements are started in this manner. While fire draws the attention to some remote part of Port au-Prince, the "conspirators," as they I are always called, attempt to storm the : arsenal and the prison, liberating and arming its inmates, litany a danger ous criminal owes his liberty to an in cident of this nature. Another peculiar feature of tho con stant excitement is the so-called count—derived from courir.the French word for run—when everybody in the street starts to run. I remember well one that happened in Port-au-Prince, the capitol, about five years ago, wheu the situation was comparatively quiet. Two young men who quarreled about a woman met near the market place, drew their revolvers aud fired at each other. This caused a panic in the market halls; everybody commenced to run, iu order to get home. Nobody knew what had happened; nobody knew what was going to happen ; those who had not heard the shots, seeing the others take to their heels, also ran for the shelter of their home The stores closed; strong detachments of troops patrolled the streets, headed by the Chief of the Police, the commander of the port, the town and the "arron dissement;" and finally the President himself, being in doubt as to tho out come of the affair, left the palace aud rode through tho streets at the head of about 250 cavalry, with their car bines 011 the thigh and their fingers on tho trigger, who wero followed by a battalion of infantry. Only one mau of the party besides the officers was j without a rifle; he carried on his head ! a soap box full of cartridges. * All this | had beeu caused by a few shots cx j changed between two men! They j were promptly nrrosted, but the ma j jority of people did not know until the I next morning why they "ran." It is, , indeed, quite natural that they should look for shelter at such a time; for justice (and sometimes injustice), al ways summarily dispensed, is particu larly high-handed at tho timo of a couru. A similar march which President Hipolyte made through the streets at the head of his troops to quell the May insurrection of 1891 cost a good many lives. However, had the revolution been allowed to spread, thousands of Haytiaus might havo fallen.—Leslio's Weekly. An Orjjun Builder at Twelve. Robert Burr, whoso experiences a1 tho hands of the unspeakable Turk have filled so much newspaper space of late, is the father of two very re markable children. Though neither Mr. Barr nor his wife has any special tasto for music, yet their only son and daughter are prodigies in the art. The boy, a iad of twelve years of age, spends all the time he can steal from school iu building pipe organs. He has already constructed, unassisted, a big and handsome instrument at his father's now country place at World ingham, England, and while doing so introduced many innovations that he claims are great improvements upon the old siylo of construction. The daughter is a gifted pianist, who prom ises to take as high rank among the instrumentalists of her day as her father now holds as a novelist and short-story writer.—Kansas City Star Consolation 021 the Scaffold. Upon 0110 occasion Charle3 Dickens was upholding tho theory that what ever trials and difficulties might stand in a man's path there was always some thing to bo thankful for. "Let me, in proof, relate a tale," said tho great story writer. "Two men were lo be banged at Newgate for murder. The morning and hour ap proached, the prisoners were pinioned and the ropes adjusted about the poor men's necks. Thousands of morbidly curious spectators stood watching in front of the scaltold, when at that in stant an infuriated cow, passing in tho street, broke its rope and charged tho mob, scattering the people everywhere with its horns. Whereupon one of the condemned men turned to his equally unfortunate companion and observed quietly, 4 I say, Jack, it's a good tiling wo aih't in that crowd.' - Milwaukee Wisconsin. 'flic Cannibal Lobster. Lobsters cannot be persuaded to .grow u{> together peaceably. It a dozen newly-hatched specimens are put into an aquarium, in a few days there will bo only one—a large, fat and promising youngster. fflafle-to-OrflßF Suits I $7.45 y M All-Wool Imported Cheviots \ f >v/ made to your measure in tbo Y most lasblonab.o manner, guaranteed to fit and EX- T PRESS PAID to your s'a / tlon for $7.43. 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Frag ments of horn and ivory, engraved with excellent pictures of animals, havo been found In caves and beds of rivers and lakes. There are specimens In the Brit ish museum, also in the Louvre, of the Egyptian skill in ivory carving, attrib uted to the age of Moses. In the latter collection are chairs or seats of the six teenth century, B. C., inlaid with ivory, and other pieces of tho eleventh cen tury, B. C. We have already referred to tho Nlnevah Ivories. Carving of the "precious substance" was extensively carried on at Constantinople during the middle ages; combs, caskets, horns, boxes, etc., of carvtd ivory and bone, often set in precious stones, of the old Roman and Anglo-Saxon periods, are frequently found in tombs. Crucifixes and images of tho virgin and saints made in that age are often graceful and beautiful. Tho Chinese and Japanese are rival artists now in their peculiar minutiae and detail.—Popular Science Monthly. Turkish Army Rations. Correspondents who accompanied the Turkish army during the recent war with Greece refer oiten to the dietary habits of the Turk*. Pilau, or pilaff, the national dish, receives great praise. It is what we shoUd call a chowder, composed of lamb, rice, butter, alm onds, raisins, allspice, powdered mace, cardamoms, cloves, saffron, onion, gin ger, salt, whole black pepper and dhiey. The butter and onions are placed In the bottom of tihe earthen pot; then a layer Of rice, over which are distributed more onions, raisins and almonds, sprinkled with saffron in water; then a layer of meat, and so on alternately until the vessel Is filled. Butter is then poured over tne whole, and the cover of the pot Is closed with paste so that no steam may escape. It Is placed in an oven and cooked fc-r three hours.—New York Sun. a Rig Pear Yield. A single tree In an orchard near Cor vallis, Ore., has yielded this season nine hundred poynds of Bartlett pears. The trouble with a great many men is they are never satisfied with wasting their own time. Japanese women wear neither cor sets nor stays of any description. Their costumes are doubtless worn with real Japan-ease. The first thing a' girl does when she has mastered a kodak, is to put the palm on the piano and take a picture ol it STATE or Ottto. Ctty OF TOLEDO, 1 LUCAS COUNTY. 1 FRANK J. CHKNKY makes oath that he is the si nior partner of the rtnn of F. .1. CHKNKY V; Co..doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said (Irm will; nv the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for e*>:Li and every case of CATARRH that cannot bo cured by the use of HALL'S CATARRH i übk. FRANK J. < IIKNEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my I —*— i presence, this 6tli day of December, - SHAL V A. D. lbdG. A. W. GDEABON, ( — Y— -1 Notary l'Hhlic. HallS Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. < HENEY <& CO., Toledo, Q. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. A newly-born giraffe measures about six feet from his hoof to the top of his head. Bounty Is Illood Deep. Clean blood means a clean skin. No beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from the body. Begin to-day to banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, and that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cascarets, —beauty for ten cents. All drug gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c. A great deal of trouble is expended in educating the showy, high-stepping horse. He is trained to step high and act showily by being driven along a path whereon rails are set crosswise; he steps high to avoid stumbling, and In time always steps high. To Cure a Cold In One Day. Take Laxative BromoQuinine Tablets. All Druggists refund money if it fails tocure. 25c. Englishwomen are making vigorous efforts to secure smoking compart ments for women on railroad trains, according to the London Daily Mail. Chew Star Tobacco—Tho Best. Smoke Sledge Cigarettes. The total cordage required for a flrst 'rate man-of-war weighs about 80 tons and exceeds £3,000 in value. Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forevec 10c, 25c. If C. C. C. fail, druggists refund money* About 400,000,000 pounds of soap are U3ed in Britain yearly.