Another "new vocation" for women has been started by a New York widow, who proposes to make a busi ness of furnishing bachelor apart ments. But is any business to be en couraged which will make things easier for bachelors? asks the Louis ville Courier-Journal. Is not the only furniture with which a widow ihould furnish bachelor's apartments a widow? No matter what other countries may think of women as sea captains, Eng land does not favor them, officially at least. Recently Lady Ernestine Brudenell-Bruce made an application to the Board of Trade for a certificate giving her the privilege to sail her own yacht as master, hut the Board refused it on the ground that "no application for such a certificate had ever been received from a lady." A statement is going about that one fn every ten of the people of Hawaii have the leprosy. "This is an exag geration," says the San Francisco Chronicle. "The ratio is about one in one hundred, and the disease is chiefly confined to the natives, who do not avoid the plague where such a course would interfere with their family or social relations. Tt is rarely that a white man succumbs to leprosy, and one may live in Honolulu for years without seeing a case of it." London has about 700 firemen, while New York has about 1,300 in actual service of all grades. LondoD pays its firemen $516 a year, while New York pays SI,OOO, $1,200 and $l,lOO a year, according to the length of service, while the officers receive salaries in proportion. Tho total ex penditure for maintenance aud outlay of all kinds for the London fire de partment in the year ending March 80, 1898, was $750,000. This also in eludes what was disbursed for pensions. The cost of maintenance of the New York fire department for about the same period was $2,305,015, without the payments which were made foi pensions. The municipal authorities of Paris are just now engaged in the suppres sion of an altogether novel form of food adulteration which is assuming phenomenal proportions, says the New York Tribune. Real oysters are ex pensive in Paris, and so, with tlio ob ject of suiting slender purses, artificial oysters on the half shell have been in vented, which are sold at twenty cents a dozen, and they are so cleverly made and look so nice and fresh that, once lemon juice or vinegar has been added, they cannot be distinguished from the real article, especially when white wine is taken in connection therewith* The only genuine thing about these oysters is tho shell, the manufacturers buying second-hand shells at a small cost, and fastening the spurious oystci in place with a tasteless paste. The municipal laboratory has not yet pro claimed the ingredients of which these bogus oysters tire composec, buff has announced that they are of a harmful character. What field of research is too insig nificant for the enterprising statisti oian to explore? This question is suggested to tlio Atlanta Constitution by the almost infinite array of figures which some clever genius in this lino lias marshaled out, showing the uni versal popularity of the inconspicu ous lieu egg. As tho statistician iu question is a German, the figures which he cites apply to that empire alone, but from tho light which they throw upon tlio subject generally, some idea may be obtained as to the hen egg's popularity in other coun tries. Basing his calculations upon the showing for 1890 the statistician figures out that 50,000,000 hens in Germany during that year laid not less than 3,500,000,000 eggs, but that even this -enormous quantity was not sufficient to supply the national de mand. Imports for that year, in ad dition to the home product, aggre gated 720,000,000 eggs, purchased from Russia, Austria-Hungary, Italy and Holland. Most countries are for tunate enough to produce lieu eggs in sufficient abundance to fully satisfy their home demands, and why Ger many has never been able to do this is something which cannot be readily explained. Importation is not calcu lated to improve the character of such products, and the fact that Germany is obliged to import them must be ac cepted as conclusive proof that she lias exhausted every ellbrt to satisfy her demand in the home market. On the basis of what Germany consumes annually, the statistician from whom we quote reasons that the world's con sumption of hen eggs must closely approximate the prodigious aggrega tion of GQ0,900,000,000 eggs annually! 1 NICARAGUA CANAL. | g si SI DESCRIPTION OF A GIGANTIC PROJECT. ?•? The final fate of the Nicaragua Canal project will shortly be decided, says the New York Herald. The United States gunboat Newport has Bailed away with a commission of en gineers appointed by the Government, and their report as to the feasibility of the watterway between the Atlantic and Pacific will determine whether or not the United States shall control this great but still embryonic enter- j prise. Records show that it became a seri-1 MANAGUA (NICARAGUA) STREET SCENE. ous matter iu the last century, but no definite plan of action was ever adopted until a few years ago, when work on the route was actually begun. But this canal through the isthmus is not a thing which can be accom plished readily, and there is some di vergence of opinion in regard to the best placo on the isthmus through which to cut it. The French have been working through the narrower strip near Panama, but so far there is no immediate promise of success in the undertaking. jfiifM^ STONE IDOL, RUINS OF QURIGUA. The American company has chosen the longer, though apparently less difficult, route through the State of Nicaragua. On this line tho natural water courses will bo used extensively, and it is supposed by many to be, con sequently, a more practical undertak ing than the one through the higher bills near Panama. At the eastern entrauce of the ca nal is the settlement of Greytown. After proper dredging and lights have made the harbor navigable a ship ap- ' from the eastward will not j NICARAGUA * i\\ \ v to VU r. \ z WfA / COSTA RICA " - KOUr® OP THE PROPO3ED CANAL. find the navigation difficult. At the present time, however, the shoal water and the low country, partly hidden in the almost continual rain, hake the approach rather dangerous. Dn entering the ship will proceed )long an almost straight cut until the Ochoa district is reached. Here an enormous dam cross the natural bed HEADLAND AT BRITO, PACIFIC OUTLET TO CANAL. of the San Juan River marks the first point where remarkable skill in engi neering will be displayed. The ship will be turned into the natural bed of this large stream, and will proceed slowly through the jungle country until locked up to the level of Lake Nicaragua. This will be about 110 feet above the mean low water level in the Caribbean Sea, and is called mean lake level. On entering Lake Nicaragua the channel across the lake runs straight toward the point on the opposite shore where the cut to the Pacific begins. The lake is less than fifty miles wide at its broadest point and is deep enough at a distance of half a mile from the shore to float the largest ship. Here the sailor will have a breathing spell after his cruise overland, and after being locked down to the quiet waters of the Pacific, the vessel will be free to proceed to her destination with a full realization of how well the quiet ocean deserves its name. The commission appointed by the President to go over the proposed route during the winter of 1897-8 is to de cide certain questions in regard to the cost and feasibility of the project, as suggested by the canal company. It is composed of three of the ablest men in the United States for deciding these matters, and is supported by a num ber of naval officers, civil engineers and assistants. Two men-of-war will aid the expedition and will assist in the hydrographic work in the harbors on the east and west coasts. The shore parties will have to go over many of the old lines, and, as the jungle has long closod these, they will have to cut their way through, as before, with the machete. The Commissioners will return to the United States in the spring, and, ENTRANCE TO CANATj, GREYTOWN. as their report will probably be final as to the interest the Government will take in the project, the civilized world will await them with some impatience to know if the greatest of Republics will decide to control the gateway to the Pacific. Leaves as Good as Fruit. A French druggist, named .Tasque min, has conceived the idea that the flavor of fruits of shrubs and trees gen erally is generated in the flowers of these plants, and passes from them in to the fruits. The fragrance which the leaves of the blanck currant bush give off, especially after a little rub bing, and which is so very similar to the to the tasto of the berry, has led this man to adopt this opinion. He goes further, and says that the pleas ant taste of the apple, pear or grape is ' prepared in the leaves of the respec j tive plants, aithoug ho admits that it is hardly noticeable with these, and by far not iii the same degree as with the black currant. Jasqueinin places apple leaves in water coutaiuing from fifteen percent of sugar; then he adds yeast. During the process of fermen tation there is an odor of apples, and when the fermentation is finished and the yeast has settled, a straw yellow l liquid is obtained which possesses the l hue "bouquet" of the fruit of the re spective trees from which the leaves ; were obtained. With vine leaves the results are stiil more prolific. A. ! beverage tasting and smelling strongly of wine is obtained, and finally brandy may be distilled from it which is equal to the best cognac. Ingenious Street Lamp. Street lamps can l>e mounted on a new telescopic post to make them easy to reach for trimming and filling, a setscrew engaging the central shaft to hold it in a position with pulleys and weights set in the post to counter balance the lamp. (■ A PROVISION KING. Philip I>. Armour, the Chicago Pork l'ucker, Regan With Little Capital. Philip D. Armour, of Chicago, says the Times-Herahl, of that city, un questionably deserves a niche beside the greatest of the historic captains of American industry. As a speculator he has been most successful in the in vestment of his capital in productive concerns that have been of widespread service to society. He has handled, produced, stored and distributed food stuffs to all America and all Europe, and he has been liberally remuner ated for his work, because lie has been and is now a rich man. Like many of his kind, Mr. Armour began the struggle of life with nothing in the way of capital. The first capi tal he got he dug out of the ground in the form of gold from the placers of California. His first venture in indus try was as a pork packer in Milwau kee. The war wave came along and carried him in a very short time to the possession of great wealth. The PHILIP D. ARMOUR. foresight that has ever characterized him led him to Chicago and he then began to build up the great business of which he is master to-day. % He has bought aud sold various properties. As director and owner of producing industries he has been most; success ful. As a mere trader—a buyer and seller—ho has rare pluck and sagacity, and he has added to his store very largely by this means. Mr. Armour makes no display of wealth. He dresses simply, lives in a plain house, is interested in educa tion. and has away of wiping out the debts of small churches of all creeds that amazes the impecunious congre gations thereof. Consul Versus Captain. While Sir Richard Burton was Con sul on the west coast of Africa the merchants were put to inconvenience by the captains of the ships discharg ing their cargoes aud steaming off again without their correspondence. They appealed for help to the new Consul. Burton examined the con tracts aud found that the "captain of a ship must stop at a port eighteen hours' daylight for that purpose." When the next ship came in the cap tain looked into the Consul's office and said: "Hurry up with my papers, X want to be off!" "You cannot go, I have not finishecl ray letters," returned Burton, and re ferred him to the contract. The cap tain repeated his intention of leaving the port immediately. "Very well,"returned Burton. "I'm going up to the Governor's, and shall shot two guns. If you go out one min ute before your eighteen hours' day light expires I shall send the first gun right across your bows, and the second slap into you. Good morn ing." The captain did not go out till half an hour after his eighteen hours' day light had elapsed, and as long as Bur ton was there all the captains were equally careful.—Weekly Telegraph. Saving: a Sixpence. Patrick, a thrifty tradesman in the neighborhood of the Dublin docks, was, as the story goes, a man who never spent a penny more than he needed to spend; but ho was, never theless, as good a man at the making of an Irish bull as any that lived between Bantry and Ballycastle. Having one day occasion to send a letter to Glasnevin, Patrick called n messenger and asked bim his in'ice for going such a distance. "It'll bo a shillin'," said the man. "Twoice too much!" said Patrick. "Let ut be sixjDence." "Nivver," auswered the messenger. "The way is that lonely that I'd nivver go it under a shillin'." "Lonely, is it?" said Patrick, scratching his head. "Naith, an' ye'ro roight. Now, man, I'll tell ye what we'll do;- make it sixpence, an' I'll go wid yo to kape ye company!"— Youth's Companion. A Tcu-Uile Tunnel. A tunnel ten miles long, wliicli will be the longest in Englanil, is to be cut through Shap Fells by the Lon don anil Northwestern Railroad, in order to shorten the west coast route to Scotland. There lives in Devonshire, England, n man seventy years old, whose fath er, ninety years old/and grandfather, oiie hundred and ten years old, are still living. Remarkable Feat of a Kanaka Swimmer There is a native living in Nawili will, district of Lihue, on the Isla nd of Kauai, whom every one knows as Johnny, but whose family name is Kualakai. This latter name he li as had tattooed on his arm, together with the picture of a deceased sweetheart- In appearance he is a typical native, muscular, with the appearance of an athlete. Johnny is a remarkable good swim mer, and, it is said, was at one time very much addicted to the habit of stealing ducks. His method was very simple. He would hide in the bul rushes along the eivgo of the duck ponds and would, from time to time 4 dive out where the ducks happened to be, snatch one or two from the sur face, push them into a bag, swim back again to the rushes, there to take breath for another sally. In this way ho succeeded in making quite a com fortable living. However he has given up his crooked ways, and now resides like e peaceably inclined citi Zen, relying on work that is given him from time to time. When out on a hunting or fishing expedition there is no hotter man on the island of Kanai than this same Johnny. Barefooted he will climb all over the dangerous palls that fall away abruptly and ena thousands of feet below in the sea. The festive goat itself is not more active, and when huntiiug for this kind of gome he is as invaluable a man to chase the animals round to a point of vantage. As a diver there are fow natives, even, who can beat him. In diving after lobsters ho has the very uncom fortable habit of swimming a great distance into caves that havo no open ing above the water. Beneath the rocks of these places ho will fee! around, never failing to come to the top, bringing with him something to make glad the hearts of the house wives.—Pacific Commercial Adver tiser. The Throe Sinter. Who Lisped. There.were three sisters who lisped very badly, and their mother, who was solicitous about finding husbands for them, was continually admonishing them to hold their tongues. This is difficult for a girl that has no impedi ment in her speech, hut it is impossi ble for one that stammers. One even ing the three lispers were invited to "a quilting" ut a neighbor's. "Now, mind, girlß," said the anx ious mother, "somd nice young men are going to bo there, and you must not say u word, or they will learn that you lisp, and won't care to make up to you." They promised to be silent, nnd went to the quilting. When they reached the house they sat down and quilted diligently in silence, and nothing could induce them to take part in the conversation. At last the eldest wanted the scissors, and tried to make signs to her next sister to pass them to her, but could not at tract her attention. Losing jiatienee, she stammered out: "Thither, path me the thithorth." The other replied with indignation: "Didn't ma thay that oo thoulda't thny anythin'?" This was too much for the youngest, and sho exclaimed in a self-congratu latory tone: "Bleth God, I uin' thaid nothin'!" Aii Unexpected Answer. A boy had been up for an examina j lion in Scripture, had failed utterly, and the relations between him and the examiner had become Bomewhat strained. The latter asked him if there were any text in the whole Bible ho could quote. He pondered, and then repeated: " 'And Judas went out aud hanged|himself.'" "Ia there any verse yon know in the Bible?" the examiner asked. "Yes. 'Go thou and do likewise.'" There was a solemn pause, and the proceedings terminated.—Figaro. Choll.v's Brilliant Art. Cholly Spoonbrain—"l did the most bbilliant act of my life at the Dullards lest night." The Old Man—"What did you do, light the gas?" [Cropping Orchards. While taking a short trip through our County a few weeks since, I no ticed a bearing orchard planted to corn, and I set the owner down at onoe as a man who did not attend our fruit institutes or horticultural meet ings, or he would have known better and escaped the oonsequences. I The corn was shaded and therefore sickly and slender looking, and as we had been having an extended spell of dry weather, both corn and orchard showed the effect. We are glad that such instances are rare, and that the majority of the fruit-growers of Oceana County are intelligent men, men who are earnestly striving to learn and adopt all the best methods for success ful fruit culture. Yet there are thoso who think there is no harm in crop ping a young orchard from one to two, three and even four years; and often the crop has little reference to the good of the trees. Our most successful fruit growers say that after two years neither crop nor orchard will pay. The first one or two years the tree occupies but little space and the 'ground may be planted, but it is advised to plant to potatoes, melons, squashes or some like crop that will not shade the trees. After three or four years the roots of the trees occupy fully twenty feet space and no other crop should oc cupy tho ground. One must know something of the roots, their manner of growth, etc., to cultivate success fully. Yet different soils admit of different care. Careful study and observations are necessary, to be successful iu the orchard; and once in a while a good lesson is learned from experience. We had ouo such lesson and that one was enough. It was iu the early days i of fruit growing, that, being short of j ground to crop, oats were sown iu the j plum orchard. The trees blossomed i full, and until midsummer hung full I jf plums; but an extended drouth ! coming on, the plums, many of them, 1 after a little time commenced to shrivel lp and drop off—none of them color ing up as uaual. In fact, the crop was almost a complete failure, while several of the trees died outright; but it taught us a lesson—there have been no oats in the orohard since. What i 3 taken from tho soil of a hearing orchard will just as surely be ; deducted from the profits.—Jennie M. Wilson of Michigan. Care of 15oes in Winter. Tf the bees are properly placed in winter quarters, which should be done before winter is on, there io but little ;to do during the winter. As a matter of fact, no meddling with bees in any ! way must be dono in cold weather, and the only timo wo can work with them in safety is during n warm day when they are flying. If bees get a good fly once a mouth tlicy nre likely to keep in good condition, but if cold weather continues along for weeks and months without any let-np, tho bees are not in any way protected. Bees wintered out in thin hives, as a matter of necessity, must draw heavily on their stores to keep the re quired amount of animal heat, and with such in every case, they must . have frequent flights, or dysentery re sults, and the loss of snob colonies follows. Those that aro well protected can withstand much more cold and do not become affected thus, and are in con -1 dition to bear much longer confine ment. It is impossible to accomplish anything in the way of remedies when they become thus affected, and only warm weather so that they can fly freely will cure it. All stock of every kind should be excluded from about hives in winter, and the hives should not sit near n 1 road-way, or near a railroad. Heavy losses of bees have been reported where they have been kept close to a ! railroad by the frequent jarring of the j hives, thus arousing the bees to activi ty, which always results in their con suming stores heavily, and this, con nected with long confinement on ac count of cold weather, is sure to result in disease. Good, healthy stores have much to do with wintering also, as some varieties of honey are not as good as others. The condition of the honey in the hive has much to do with the iiealtli iulnesa of the bees. A large amount of unsealed stores is very damaging in winter. This is truo from the fact I 1 hat the moisture that arises from the j bees iu cold weather contaminates the honey in the open cells, thereby rendering it unhealthy. Hence it is of importance that all the honey is senled in the combs, or at least all reserve stores. Bees need good attention in early spring, as they are then breeding as rapidly as they possibly can, or that their condition will let them, and very frequently they become short of stores, and a little timely feeding will save them.—A. H. Duff. Hint, on Dairying. There is sometimes difficulty iu get ting the butter to float in a mass on the top of the butter milk, so that the latter can be readily drawn off without carrying the butter with it. A little brine or a handful or two of salt stirred into the mass is said to bo ■ a remedy. The milk may be drawn off through a strainer, or the butter skimmed off from the top of the butter milk and retura9'i to the churn- provided the milk is drawn into a clean vessel. Kepeat the pouring in of cold water to an amount sufficient to float the butter, gently agitating the mass and drawing off the water until it runs clear. If one or more 'of these wash ings is in weak brine it will dissolve the caseous matter and thus aid in separating it from the butter. Strong brine hardens and fixes the caseous matter. After washing, let the butter stand in the churn, without gathering, until all the water has drained out that will, it dropping very slowly or not at all; then sift on the salt at the rate of one ounce to the pound more or less, as may be demanded by the market for which it is intended—sifting on a lit tle at a time and stirring it in, or in-! corporating it with the butter by gently rocking the churn to and fro. It is best to uso a sieve in salting for the purpose of keeping ont dirt, pan scales, [lumps, etc., which most salt contains. Use none but the best salt made for dairy purposes. Salt should be as carefully kept as flour— iu a drv, sweet and clean place, away from kerosene, fish and other rank smelling artiolcs. By salting butter in the granular form all working is avoided, and the "grain" is preserved perfectly. If tho right kind of salt is used it dissolves at once, covering every particle with a saturated brine. It is only necessary to press it together in a solid mass either before or when packing it for market. Boware of salt that does not dissolve immediately. It is liable to remain undissolved and make the butter grit tj, unless an extra amount of water is left in the butter, which would be a fraud. ' Be sure to use enough salt to satur ate the water remaining in the butter, even if you have to work out some of the brine. If you do not the butter will contain only a weak brine and will not keep well. If just enough water and no more is left iu the butter to dissolve tho salt, so that no brine is worked out, the weight of the salt is added to the weight of the unsalted butter. No "brine-salting"method so called, or other method of .salting butter, yet inado public, is equal to the method here described, or as econ omical. It is practical and scientific brine-salting. Butter may be taken ont of the churn and salted in a howl or on a table.—Farm, Field and Fire side. A Sad Story. During a Euclid paper at a recent examination for London University, a presiding examiner noticed that a young man was constantly referring to something concealed under his blotting paper. "Cribbing" is espe cially common iu Euclid papers, and in consequence examiners have the bad habit of keeping their eyes very wide open indeed. This particular] examiner quickly swooped down and| insisted on seeing the inside of the! blotter. The young man blushed and! stammered, but all in vain. At last, with great reluctance, he produced the* photograph of a very beautiful young] lady, with large, lustrous eyes. "This," he faltered, with crimson cheeks, "is my affianced brido. When ever lam inclined to despair, I have only to look at her face and I am in stautly inspired with fresh ardor.'" The examiner retired abashed and touched, with moist eyes and rosy cheeks, but the examinee heaved A sigh of relief, >for beneath the likeness of a well known burlesque actress there remained concealed a very choice collection of Euclid's most baffling, figures.—Toronto Empire. Whiskers For n Pillow. That history repeats itself has jnst received another proof. Some years ago the men of a Bavarian regiment, of which Prince Maximilian was chief, in order that they might show their devotion to him, out off their mus taches and sent them to the princess, who had just become a mother, that she might uso them as a pillow. Something very like a repetition of this has just taken place at Bappoist v.eller, in Alsatia. The chief of the fire brigade was ai few days ago pre sented with his first child, a boy. Tho firemen thereupon called a meet ing, at which it was decided to make the baby boy an honorary member of the corps, and the men subsequently cut off their mustaches oud beards to form a pillow for the baby's use.— Chicago Olironiclo. A Poser. When the late Mr. Bradlaugh was once engaged in a discussion with a dissenting minister, the former in sisted on the latter answoring a ques tion he had asked him by a simple "Yes" or "No," without any more cireumlooution, asserting that every question could be replied to in that manner. The reverend gentleman rose, and in a quiet manner said: "Mr. Bradlaugh, will you allow me to ask you a question on thoso terms?" "Certainly," said Bradlaugh. "Then, may I ask have you given up beating your wife?" This was a poser, for if answered by "Yes" it would imply he had previously beaten her, and if by]"No'f that ho continued to do so.