Lord Charles Beresford has startled England by saying that money is tho open sesame to tho highest society of Great Britain. The Minnesota Agricultural School teaches our girls how to sow wheat, but how many of them know how to sew a cotton patch? Those individuals who take pleasure in statistics of the elongated kind will he pleased to know that Lord Kelvin calculates that the number of mole cules in a cubic inch of any gas is 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. He also declares that in each of those molecules thero are several atoms moving among thcmsolvcs at the rate of seventy miles a minute. If any man ought to know all this it is Lord Kelvin. But is he quito sure of the number of these little molecular fel lows to within, say, a million? An ludiauapolis paper states that an investigation in that city has shown lhat the prevailing epidemic of diph theria among school children has been spread through tho distribution of pencils and penholders in the schools. Under the system in vogue each child is required to take its pencils and pens to the teacher's desk in the after noon. They are placed in a box to gether, and the next morning are re distributed. Each child may thus have a different pencil and penholder each day, and as children often hold them in their mouths, tho doctors say the disease is thus communicated. Hereafter all pencils and penholdei'3 will be disinfected each afternoon. Report comes to the New York Tri bune on excellent authority that "there aro hundreds of men in the Klondike region who will not work and earn a living when they bavo a chance, but persist in remaining idle and awaiting relief from the Govern ment. They are the fellows who went up there with the deliberate expecta tion of being 'relieved' and brought back at the expense of tho honest and industrious taxpayers of tho Nation. Probably it will be well to fetch thcm : back in a chain-gang, and set them at work for a year after getting here, to pay for their food and exportation. They might find breaking stono on the highways a little different from picking up nuggets on the Yukon." Persons can usually tell how a thing will feel by looking at it; the smell ofteu reveals what the taste will be like, and sound sometimes suggests the appearance. Perhaps this all goes to prove that certain nerves are com mon to all tho senses; perhaps it doesn't. Possibly the explanation may be found in prior knowledge and a skill of comparison coupled with a little imagination. A Gorman profes sor has found out that certain musi cal sounds produce on the oyes of the blind certain idea 3 of color; a high, soft note producing pink; a high, loud note, violet; a low soft note, red, and a low, loud note, indigo, etc. Quality and quantity of tone are always repre sented by opposite sides of the pris matic disk. This is very wonderful and may lead to astonishing results. It may bo found that certain colors give to the deaf impressions*, of musi cal sounds. Then one might sit be fore a ribbon of variegated colors run between two flywheels and on joy al' the fascinating emotions produced by the grand opera. Is the English language destined to become universal? This question is suggested by tbo marvelous growth which has characterized the language since the beginning of present century. While there were only some 21,000,000 people who spoke the English language at the beginning o\ the century, there are now some 130, 000,000. These English-speaking people are not restricted to Grea Britain and America, but arc scatterec about over the entire globe. As com pared with other languages, the growth of our mother tongue is all the more significant. At the beginning oi tre century the world's most populai language was French, which was spok en by 31,000,000 people. As to tho o'hers, German was spoken by 30,- 000,000 people, Russian by 30,000,000, •Spanish by 27,000,000, English by 21,000,000 and Italian by 16,000,000. At the present time English is the language of 130,000,000 people, Rus sian of 75,000,000, German of 70,- 000,000, Fronch of 45,000,000,[Spanish Of 44,000,000 and Italian of 35,000,- 000. According to those figures the Engl'sh language has mounted during the present century from the fifth place to the first, and is to-day sjioker by nearly fivo times as many people spoke t in 1800. While the various other languages have made some progress during this period, they can not begin to compare in point oi Towth with tlje English. . THE LAST SUMMONS. I would not die fn springtime, When nature llrst awakes— When meu get out their wheelbarrows, And spades, and hoes, and rakes, And twist their backs, and plant their seeds, And wait to hear them sprout. While yet they stone their neighbors' hens That come to scratch them out. I would not die in summer, When everything is ripe, And fallen man is writhing In raw cucumber's gripe: When baseball cranks are talking, And all the landscape o'er Is sprinkled thick with flowers And "garden suss" galore. 1 A Romance of New York. 1 HH Hi jd. HE habitues g&gxO - (to °® a sma " French re — staurant 011 J*" Weßt lap Side were ■ recently the Qgf~ ttnD guests at a humble wed i_T© ding recep tion, which was the upshot of one of the most pathetic chance meetings that ever were brought about by the surgiug ocean of cosmopolitan life in this greatest of cosmopolitan cities. The customers of the restaurant con stitute one of the thousands of little worlds of which the American metro polis is made up, and for two or three mouths a Russian artist and a Polish piano teacher formed a separate micro cosm in that world. The other frequenters of the place are French men, French Canadians, Swiss and Belgians, but Aleksey Alekseevitch Smirnoff and Panna (Polish for Mrs.) lioushetzka are natives of Russia. It was not until they had taken their supper at the same table every even ing for several weeks that each of them became aware of the other's knowledge of Russian, and the fact thrilled them both like the sudden discovery of a close blood relationship. But there was a far more interesting and, as it has since proved, a far more important revelation in store for them. Panna Roushetzka was a woman of thirty-live, a well- preserved brunette, slender and stately, and with features somewhat irregular, but full of typical Polish grace. Hlie had beeu educated partly in Russia and partly in Paris. She had come to New York, after losing her husband, with a small so prano voice and with great musical as pirations. The voice had deserted her before her ambitious wore on the road to realization, and, heartbroken and penniless, she was driven to take up piauo lessons as a means of liveli hood. Smirnoff was a bachelor, some twen ty-three years her senior, though he looked fully ten years younger than his age. Tall and wide awake, with a brisk military carriage, a military steel-gray mustache and blond hair, unstreaked with silver save at the temples, he appeared in the prime of health and activity, while his never failing good humor and hearty, sonor ous, .genuinely Muscovite laughter made one feel in the presence of a young man of twenty-five. That had been his actual age when ho left his native country, and after some three decades of peregrination in Western Europe he had at last settled down in New York. He is a jack of all trades and master of quite a few, and al though free-hand drawing is one of his strongest points he is clever enough with his pencil to meet the require ments of a small electro-engraving es tablishment, whore ho has steady em ployment at a modest salary. The language of the restaurant is French, spoken with a dozen different accents. One day, however, when the soup was exceptionally satisfactory, and Smirnoff, who is something of an epicure, was going oil' in ecstasies over it, a word of his native tongue es caped his lips. "Slavny (capital) soup!" he murmured to himself, as he was bringing the second spoonful un der his mustache. Tho piano teacher started. "What is that you said just now— 'slavny soup?' 'she inquired, with a Qusli of agreeable surprise. This was the way they came to speak Russian to each other, and from that evening on it was thelauguage of their conversations at the restaurant table. Although there are many thousands of Russian-speaking immigrants in New York, the artist and tho music teacher felt in the French restaurant like tho only two Russians thrown together in a foreign country, and tho little place which had hitherto drawn them to the quality of its suppers and its genial comjmny now acquired a new charm for them. They delighted to converse in Rus sian, and the privacy which it lent to their chats, in the midst of people who could not understand a word of what they were saying to each other, be came the bond of a more intimate ac quaintance between the two. They were reticent on tho subject of their antecedents, but both were well read aud traveled, and there was no lack of topics in things bearing upon Russia, Paris, current American life, the stage, art, literature and tho like. Tho gal lant old Russian was full of the most interesting information and anecdotes, and, their friendship growing apace, ho gradually came to introduce into his talks bits of autobiography, though they were all of the most modest nature, and lie seemed to steer clear of a certain event which formed a memorable epoch iii the story of his life. Panna Rouslietzka neither asked him questions uor saw tit to initiate him into some of the more intimate de- I would not die In autumn. When football has the call, * And long-haired youths are training Some other youths to maul; When polities is booming— Thanksgiving close ut hand; And cider mills are running Throughout the happy laud, I would not die in winter, E'en though it bo so drear. For then, you see, there's Christmas, With all its goodly cheer. No, I'd not die in winter, Nor summer, spring, nor fall— And come to think it over, 1 would not die ut all. —Boston Tost. tails of her own life, though by this time it was becoming clearer to her every day that her Russian friend was in love with her and about to approach her with a proposal which she was by no means inclined to accept. And yet, like many another woman under similar circumstances, she was flat tered by his passion, and, being drawn to him by the magnetism of sincere friendship, she had not the heart to cut their agreeable acquaint ance short. He procured some lessons for her, escorting her home after supper and took her to theatres and public lec tures. All of which attention she would accept with secret self-condem nation, each time vowing in her heart that on the following evening she would change her restaurant. Never theless, and perhaps unbeknown to herself, she even grew exacting, and on one occasion, when she had ex pressed a desire to see Duse in Mag da, and he remarked thereupon, with a profusion of impulsive apologies,that he was kept from the pleasure of tak ing her to tho performance by a previ ous engagement, her face fell, and for five minutes she did not answer his questions and witticisms except in rigid monosyllables. This angnred well for him, he thought. He did not yield, but at the next walk they took together he "popped the question" in u rathor original way. They stood in front of the house in which she had her room. He had bid her good-night and was about to dolf his hat with that dashing sweep of his which makes him ten years younger, when ho checked himself, and said, as though in jest: "Is it not foolish, Panna F.oush etzka?" "What is foolish?" she queried, without a shadow of presentiment as to what was coming. "Why, the way we go on living separately, each without what could justly be called a home. lam madly in love with you, Panna Koushetzka, and I feel like devoting my life to your happiness." She stood eyeing the door of a house across the street and made no response. "Panna Eonshetzkal" ho implored her tremulously. "I'll give you my answer to-mor row," she whispered. "Mine. Koushetzka hns not come yet, has she? Any letters for me?" Smirnoff asked the next evening, as ho entered the little restaurant with his usual blitheness. Like some others of the customers he received his mail at the restaurateur's address. Tho Frenchman handed him a letter. When ho opened it he read, in Rus sian, the following: "Much respected Aleksey Alekse cvitch—l am the unhnppiest woman in the world to-day. I confess I was not blind to the nature of your feel ings toward me, but was too much of a woman and an egoist to forego the pleasure of your very ilatteriug kind ness to me. Forgive me, I pray you, dear Aleksey Alekseeviteli; but my answer must be of a negative charac ter. I have been crying like a baby since last night for having led you into a false position. Do forgive me. Your sincere friend, "Maria Rourhetzka." "Do you forgive me? I beg you again aud again." Smirnoff had had too many suc cesses and failures in life to let this defeat hurt his pride deeply. But he was overcome with a poignant sense of loneliness, coupled with a cruol consciousness of his old age. At the same time ho sincerely regretted the pain he had caused tho widow, and out of sympathy for her as well as for the opportunity of seeing her, he secured another interview with her, which took place in one of tho remote nooks of Toiupkins Square. "I wish to reassure you, Panna Roushetzka," ho said, gravely, "and to restore peace to your mind. I love you, and your letter leaves me more wretched and desolate than I over felt before, but believe me your happiness is dearer to 1110 than my own, and siuce you find that it would be disturbed by your marrying me I am resigned to my fate." The panna was overjoyed and thanked liim heartily for this friend ship, and yet his ready surrender, tho ease with which he was getting recon ciled to her refusal nettled her. However, ho did not seem as light hearted as ho was aliectiug to be, and the perception of it was a source of mixed exultation and commiseration to her. Ho was uncommonly efi'usivo and sentimental, and as if byway of bidding her melancholy farewell lie launched out, describiug bis past, she listening to his disconsolate accents with heart-wringing interest. "I know it is foolish for me to ob trude my personal reminiscences upon you. Why should you be bored with tho humdrum details of the life of a man who is a perfect stranger to yon. Yet I cannot help speaking of it at this minuto. I feel sheepish, like a nchoolboy, but it somehow relieves my overburdened heart. You will excuse me." Kho was burning to offer some word of encouragement, to assure him of I her profound respect aud friendship, and of her interest in everything he had to say, but her tongue seemed grown fast to her palate aud she could not utter a syllable. "It was many years ago that I was toru from my dear native soil and from a splendid career," he proceeded, egged on by the very taciturnity of his interlocutor. "I was a young fel low and an officer in the army then, with a most promising future before me. It was during the Polish insur rection of tho early sixties. My regi ment was stationed at the Government city of N." The panna gave a start, and a volley of questions trembled on the tip of her tongue, but she somehow could not bring herself to interrupt him. "I had been recently graduated from the military school, and that was my first commission," he went on. "I had many friends in the regiment, and among them a young Polish offi cer named Staukevitch." Panna Roushetzka remained petri fied., After a while she made out to inquire: "Staukevitch, did you say?" "Why, have you heard of him or some of bio family?" Smirnoff asked, eagerly. "No, I am simply interested in what you are relating. Proceed please." "Well, he was the most delightful fellow in the whole lot of us, but he did not know how to take care of him self, and paid his life for it, poor boy. His heart was with the insurgents, and I knew it and begged him to be guarded, but he was too much of a patriot to allow the instinct of self preservation to get tho better of his revolutionaay sympathies. One day when tho Cossacks had looted the house of a Polish nobleman and takeu tho owner and his family prisoners, my friend gave loud utterances to his overbrimming feelings in the Officer's Club, cursing the Government and vowing vengeance. "You must havo heard how strict things were in those days. The city of N was in a state of siege, mar tial law prevailed, and the most peace ful citizens were afraid of their own shadows. Well, poor dear Staukevitch was court-martialled and sentenced to be shot within twenty-four hours by a line of soldiers from the very company of which he had been in command. And who was to take charge of the shooting and utter the fntal word to the soldiers but I, his best friend, who was ready to die for him." Smirnoff said it with a grim sort of composure, and then broke off abruptly and fell into a muse. "Well?" the widow demanded, in a strange voice, which he mistook for a mere mark of interest in a thrilling story. "Well," ho resumed, "I did not, of course, utter the terrible word, but at the very moment I was to do so I fell on tho ground in a feigned swoon. My place was instantly taken by another officer and I was since then branded as a coward, aud had no choice but to resign my commission and to become tho rolling stone that I have been ever since." Ho went on narrating some of his subsequent experiences in foreign countries, but the widow did not hear him. All at once she interrupted him. "Don't tell me about that, prry. Better tell me more about that friend of yours—Staukevitch," and, succumb ing to an overflow of emotions, she burst out, sobbingly: "I know yon. I have your photograph, Staukevitch was my father!" "Ma-ma-marusia! Is that you?" the old man shrieked, jumping to his feet and seizing her by both hands. "Dear,little Mnrusia! Why, when you were a morsel of a thing I used to play with you." "I know," she rejoined, "and now thnt you say it I can recognize your face by the faded old portrait I have in my album. \ r ou were photographed together with my unhappy papa. Mamma left me the picture. I did not remember your name, but I heard the story from mother when I was a child, aud since then I have held the portrait dear for your sake as well as papa's. Of course it never occurred to me that it was you, but now tho identity of it is as clear as day tome." She invited him to her lodgings, where she introduced him to her laud lady as tho best friend of her dead father. They had a long and hearty talk ovor the portrait and about the persons and things it brought to the old man's mind. And on the follow ing evening, when he came to tho French restaurant for his supper, he found there a letter which read as fol lows : "Dear Alelcsey Alexseevitch—lt was not yourself, but an utter stranger, that I refused the other day. I have loved you my whole life without know ing you. The handsome officer who ruined himself for ray poor father has always been my ideal of a husband, and, will you believe it, I never gave up a vague sort of hope that he would be mine. Your loving "Marcsia." —New York Post. A Kcmuvlcablo Menu* After partaking of ginger beer, ap ples, nuts, chocolate, three bottle of ginger ale, and some sherbet and water at a picnic, and tllen putting away his regular tea at home, a nine year-old London boy complained of a pain in hi 3 inside. The Coroner next day called it gastro-enteritis. It has been reported that Moham medans will build a mosque in St. Louis. J GOOD ROADS NOTES. | ji^oieioieisisi^^K^'SJes'efe^ssc^dl General Stone on Stnto AM, The subject of State ai.l for road building was touched on by General Stone, Chief of the Bureau of Good j [toads of the Agricultural Department, | in his address at the anuual conven tion of the National Road Parliament. He said: | "The provision of State aid is the | only possible method by which the State and the corporate property of the cities can aid in the building of roads. Throughout the United States the cities and corporations, as far as I know, are quite willing to help, and the only question is how they eitn do i j "It is of more vital importance to I the cities to have good country roads than it is to the people of the country themselves. Every ounce of food ( that is consnmed in the cities must j come from the country, and if the ! country roads were wiped out to-day, the farmers could go right on living, but tho people of the cities would | havo to scatter to-morrow—they could J not live a day. They are beginning } to realize it; they are beginning to | feel that they want a hand in the building of the roads, and they have a j feeling of very warm interest. A i great many city people are going to the country that formerly did not go I at all, and they would go a great deal more if they had good country roads, and "State aid' is the only measure I that any of us have been able to devise by which city and corporate property can aid in the development of the country roads. j "I was interested in what one gentle | man said this morning, that in his own township, his village and his bank paid three-fourths of tho township tax, and that was a fair contribution. That | was unquestionably fair so far as his township was concerned, but how ; about the next township that has no village and 110 bank? Wo must look beyond our own immediate neighbor hood; we must cultivate a wider I citizenship, and that feeling of wider citizenship is growing—a feeling that I tho favored localities must help those ! not so favored. j "lam glad to say that the actual possession of good roads, wherever I have known it, has had a great effect in developing that kinder feeling and broader citizenship. It has been a marked fact in New Jersey that the localities which have taxed themselves to get good roads are the first to vote to give State aid to tho localities that j have not good roads. Many men say 'We see the benefits of it; we have tho benefits of it, and we can afford to i help our neighbors enjoy it.' And I you will find that tho movement for State aid, wherever it goes, will help to develop a broader citizenship, i "I hope that some time Federal aid j will broaden it still more. I hope 1 that the people of the United States, j in the more-favored regions, will feel j disposed, as they got the benefit of good roads themselves, to help confer those benefits upon the regions that I havo not the advantages. I believe ! that every step taken, every judicious step taken towards bringing about the aid of the Federal Government to wards general road improvement will help to develop that feeling all through the United States; that we havo got to consider something beyond our own neighborhoods, beyond our own Counties and beyond our own States. We have got to look over the whole field of tho United States and see j what the General Government can do to help the people who need this kind | of help everywhere." Good iiiul Clicait lioacls. ' • The interesting fact was reported by Abbeville that with road machines and | convict labor the cost of improving the roads, even in that hilly and clayey county, was only from go to g(i per mile. Darlington, which employs like machines and labor, reported the cost of the couviot force last year at twenty five cents a day per convict, and only j fifteen cents this year. On basis | of "cost" exhibited in these counties it ought to be practicable certainly for ! any county to make good roads that | wants them. Anderson paid for its : "machines," which are operated by I convict, labor, by means of "a f mill levy" with sandy soil; operates "aroad machine" with convict labor and has found the system "satisfactory." The "old system" still obtains in Chester County, where "the soil is red and the j county hilly," but systematic work j with the chain gangs has made the ] roads "much better," nud the value of j property, it is said, has been "en hanced by virtue of these improve ! ments." Dnrlingtou makes a special j report, which is of great interest. The | snudy roads in that county have been 1 "improved" by the plan of spreading a layer of clay on their surface. A | layer of "six inches in depth" has j made a "firm, hard roadway," where j there was a soft, sandy one before, i which, when properly drained, has ; given satisfaction.—Charleston News and Courier. Up lo tho Times. Some of the best roads in Tennessee are claimed by Hamilton County. They are so well appreciated by ail classes that the Chattanooga News says "there is a growing tendency among the farmers along our good roads to | buy wheels, and this season finds hun dreds of them that used to have to | hitch up their teams and take from two | to five hours for a trip to town now come in on their wheel and are back home in less time than it used to take j them to make the trip one way. Thus | tho old world 'do move,' nnd the farm | ers are not the least among the pro gressive of their brethren." Comprehensive Ahns in Floriila. To benefit morally, mentally and materially every resident of the State; to encourage immigration; to estab >.ish new enterprises; to increase the value of every acre of good land; to set the debtor free by enabling him to pay his debts: to aid the growth of moral and religious sentiment in the rural districts by making smooth the road to church, and to confer upon future generations the great boon of general education by removing the chief obstacles to attendance at school —bad roads and poverty, are the aims of the Florida Good Boads Associa tion. For Iloatl Surfacing. Here is a scheme for providing crushed stone ready at hand for sur facing country roads. In many sec tions of the Middle and Eastern States old tottering stone walls flank the highway 011 either side. Owners would generally be glad to get rid of these old walls. Let a traction engine propel the crusher along the road and furnish power to do the crushing, the old walls to provide the material, which is thus left exactly where it is needed without the necessity of twice handling.—New England Homestead. Most Tremendous Canon in the World. It is abruptly countersunk in the forest plateau, so that you see nothing of it uutil you aro suddenly stopped 011 its blink, witli its immeasurable wealth of divinely-colored and sculp tured buildings before you and be neath you. No matter how far you may have wandered hitherto, or how many famous gorges and valleys you have seen, this one, the Grand Canon of the Colorado, will seem as novel to you, as unearthly iu tho color and grandeur nnd quantity of its architec ture, as if you had found it after death on some other star; so incomparably lovely and grand and supreme is it above all the other delightful canons in our lire-moulded, earthquake shaken, rain-washed, wave-washed, river and glncier-sculptnrod world. It is about six thousand feet deep where you first see it, and from rim to rim ten to fifteen miles wide. And instead of being dependent for interest on waterfalls, depth, wall sculpture and beauty of park-like floor, like most other great canons, no waterfalls are in sight, nnd no appreciable floor space. The big river has just room enough to flow and roar obscurely, here and there groping its way as best it caD like a weary, murmuring, overladoD traveler trying to escape from the tremendous bewildering labyrinthie abyss, while its roar serves only to mellow and deepen the silence. In stead of being filled only with air, the vast space between the walls is crowd ed with Nature's grandest buildings— a sublimo city of them painted in every color of the rainbow and adorned with riehlv-fretted cornice and battle ment spire and tower in endless vari ety of style and architecture. Every architectural invention of mnn has been anticipated and far more in this grandest of God's terrestrial cities.— John Muir, in the Atlantic. Seal limiting a llrutal Industry. Seal hunting in its legitimate form upon land is brutal beyond other in dustries because it depends for suc cess upon qualities that we admire in animals, tractability and tameness. Attached to tho herd there is a contin gent of youthful "bachelor" seals. Their celibacy is enforced by the grufl old dogs that keep all tho love-making to themselves. It is the unfortunate bachelors that are doomed to lose life as well as love. They are not needed in tho propagation of the species. The world will not miss them dead, and women desire their furs. Aleut In dians, who share the islands with the seals, separate a few bachelors from the herd and drive them up the hills, inland. The docile creatures flop painfully along—no movement is as awkward as tho progress of a seal out of water—proceeding by short rushes and long pauses at the rate of about half a mile an hour. In six hours they reach a secluded "killing ground." The Indians separate them into groups, select tho finest animals and beat them to death with clubs—taking care not to break tho furs, lest they be uuao aoceptable upon Fifth avenue.—lllus trated American. Destruction of Disease Germ*. A Russian bacteriologist, who has made a specialty of studying the in fluence of coffee in destroying disease germs, is reported as having come to the conclusion that, though coffee is to some degree a disinfectant, the pro perty in question really depends not upon the active principle of coffee, 01 citl'ein, which it contains, but upon the substances developed iu the roast ing of the berry. It was found that tho various substitutes for coffee are also germicides, and, like it, develop disinfectant properties during the roasting process. Thus a watery in fusion of either coffee or its substitutes was found to bo capable of killing the germs of cholera within a few hours, and of typhoid fever within a some what longer time. The conclusion should not, however, be drawn from these statements that either coffee or its substitutes are to be considered of value on account of their slight an tiseptic properties, as too long a time is required for the destruction of germs by them.—New York Tribune. Quean of the Seas. Mrs. John Strachan has proved that she can navigate a vessel. In Sydney, Australia, she is known as "Queen of the Seas" for the skill with which she brought her husband's vessel into port when he and all the crew were laid low with virulent fever. But despite her houorary title, Mrs. Strachan may not win the less florid, more practical one of "Second Officer." She has applied for permission to take the examination for a mate's license, but it was refused her, al though it is acknowledged that she knows more about seamanship than three-fourths of the candidates who are allowed to obtain licenses. WORDS OF WISDOM. | Tbere is no education like adversity. —Disraeli. The greatest remedy for anger is de lay.—Seneca. Happiness cannot bo bought at a bargain counter. I There is only one real failure in life, and that is the failure to be true totbe best one knows. When you think you oughtn't, then yon want to; when you know you can't, then you've got to.—New York Press. Evil thoughts swarm only in unoc cupied minds. Be busy about noble things, if you would be saved from the ignoble. No matter what his rank or position may be, the lover of books is the riohest and happiest of tho children of men. —Langford. It's pretty hard for some people to distinguish between what they think they know and what they know they think.—Puck. "God bless you" is the old-fashioned summing up of sincere affection, with out the least smirk df stupid civility. —George Eliot. The world is full of men with no other possession than experience, who would be glad to sell it for less than they paid for it.—Pnek. Minds of great men may run in the same channel, bnt somehow the chan nel seems never to become over crowded.—Philadelphia Press. A Year's Heading. "How many volumes can amanrcad in the course of a year?" was the ques tion recently put by a Washington Star reporter to a gentleman whose time is largely employed as a book re viewer on one of the leading maga zines. "Well," said tho gentleman, point ing to a row of books, "thero is a col lected editiou of the English poets. The work only comes down to Cowpcr, who died in 1800, but it comprises twenty-one volumes royal Svo, double column, small typo. Each volume averages 700 pages. This gives a total of 14,700 pages, or 29,400 columns. Now it takes—l have made the ex periment—four minutes to read a column of such matter with fair atten tion. Here, then, is a good year's work in reading over, only once, care fully, a selection from the English poets. "The amount of reading, however, which a student can get through in a given time hardly admits of being measured. The rate of reading varies with the interest one takes in the snb jeot matter of a book. In other words, a page of Kant's "Critique of Pnre Reason" requires proportionally more thorough attention than the latest work of fiction. Still, just to have some thing to go by, it will be found pretty accurate to make a calculation like this: Suppose a man to be able to l ead eight hours a day. No one can really give his receptive or critical at tention to printed matter for eight hours regularly every day. But take eight hours as the outside possibility. Thirty pages, Bvo, is an average hour's reading, taking one book with another. This would make 240 pages per day, IGBO per week, and 87,360 pages in the year. Taking the average thiok uoss of an Svo volume as 400 pages only, the quantity of reading matter which an intelligent student can get over in a year is no more than qn amount equal to about 220 volumes Svo. Of course this is merely a me chanical computation by which I would not pretend to gauge the reading ca pacity of the average student. But it may be interesting to know that tho merely mechanical limit of study is Bomo 220 volumes Bvo per annum." A Carious I'ockot Piece. A Union Pacifio engineer has a fashion of making unique pockot pieces for his friends. He runs a passenger engine west, and when oiling,previous to a run, he drops a nickel five-cent piece into the brass oilcup on the crosshead of tho piston rod. His run is 300 miles. When he reaches his destination he unscrews the top of the oilcup and takeß tho nickel out. It has been metamorphosed into a ouri ous little button with an evenly turned rim, within which, on ono Bide, is the countersunk head of Liberty divested of her stars, and on the other side the V and the wr.ath. The edge of the crown is as perfect as if it had beon pounded on an anvil by an expert sil versmith. Tho perfection of this is due to the even vibration the ooin has been sub jected to. The motion of the piston is horizontal, and it travels forty-eight inches, back and forth, with every revolution of the wheels. The interior I of the oilonp is round, and the edges of the nickel as it travels back and forth and the oil striking the sides ol the eup, are turned over and pounded I into perfect roundness. Sometime a nickel is left in the cup during the round trip, or 600 miles. When taken out it is a niokel bullet, a perfect i polished sphere. Who discovered this unique method of turning the odges j of a nickel is not known but many en gineers know of it.—Chicago Tribune. Owl Attacks Two Men. It was an owl that caused the great est .recent excitoment in Waldoboro unless tha,Opinion's correspondent al | lows himself to exaggerate. The bird first swooped down on the head of Mr. Moses Newbert, lacerating his head and face severely, and making off with Mr. Newbert's hat, which was found a few days afterward back of Mr. Alden Burnheimer's barn. He afterward at tacked Mr. Elmus Shuman in the same manner, nearly knocking him ovor. Mr. Shuman in his excitement made a grab and caught the wiso old owl by the logs. He has him now in close confinement. In tho fracas Mr. Sha man's face wa3 somewhat mangled.— Lewiston (Me.) Journal,