Anti-Rheumatic Potatoes. Corporal Tanner, of the Algiers pre ! clnct, sat out In front of the statioD j the other night In his shirt sleeves and j took in the glorious breeze that came ! down Morgan street in all its glory. It has been a rare occurrence to see the Corporal In negligee attire. He has been suffering terribly from rheumatism, and throughout the summer has worn his heavy woolen coat, even when the humifiity would woo it from him. When fate had him transferred to Algiers an Irish lady living over there told him of the virtues of the potato. She gave him two small "prathles" to carry In his trousers pockets, and he swears that he at once felt the rheumatism sneak ing from his bones. In a few ulghts It was all gone. The potatoes have begun to get as hard as a rock, and Corporal "Bill" swears he will carry them through life.—-Chicago News. ITS WORST FORM All Symptom* of Catarrh Have l>i*ap pea red Since Taking Hnoil'a. "My daughter ba.s had catarrh in its worst form since sho was four years old. She obtained only temporary relief from medicines until sho began taking Ilood's Sarsaparilla. Since using this medicine the disagreeable symptoms of the disease have entirely disappeared." M. W. Silsby, Hartland. N. Y. Remember Hood's Sarsaparilla la the beat—in fact the One True Hlnotl I'urifter. Hood's Pills Constipation, ftcentsf* What Children Fear. President G. Stanley Hall of Clark University lias been collecting facts ' concerning the fears of children. The ! fears of children, he says, arc gen or ally created by pareuts nnd servants | He found that 1,701 children had 6, ! 450 fears, the leading ones being the fear of lightning and thunder, reptiles strangers, the dark, death, domestic animals, disease, wild animals, water, ghosts, Insects, rats and mice, robbers, high winds, etc. A few of these fears are rational. Ir New .Jersey no children were found to be afraid of high winds, but in the West that fear naturally loads all oth ors. At Trenton, however, slxty-twc children were found who dreaded the end of the world, a fear created entire ly by adult teaching. His tabulation shows what education can do in this respect. No child was found to be afraid ot the devil. Two hundred years ago and less that fear would have led all tne rest. Few were found who were j afraid of ghosts, a fear that would have stood high on the list not lons ago. The fear of robbers and of wild animals Is a survival, though robbers have not disappeared as completely as the wild animals. Forty-six New Jersey children were afraid of being burned alive, a mon strous thing to Inculcate In the child mind Fear will always he one of the strongest influences In human life, but at least it is possible by teaching whal real danger consists of lo eradicate groundless fears.—Chics go Tribune. Klondike Trademarks. The Klondike craze has had its effect on the Patent Ofiice, as has been shown by the application for trademarks bearing the word. Two or three patents have been applied for for objects \\ hich might be better suited for the gold fields there than elsewhere, but the chief clerk refuses to tell of them. When a girl does not look with favor upon a young man's suit he should transfer his patronage to another tailor. /A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE. Heat, sense of tenderness and swelling of a part, EH'' re all indications that there is need of instant repair —the stiteh in time. Where these symptoms exist on I the left or the right side of the womb, disease of the ■ BWgkVy JftSifi'' ovary is setting in, and soon there will be, if thcrp Kjl, t'lTf,),, i I is not already established, a discharge, trifling .at- to/r/' I first, but later copious and irritating. Soon, also, there will be felt dull, dragging pains radiating from j Do not, my sister, let your malady go so far, but Jr j|| those of you who are already suffering in this / / If way Bhould begin at once a course of treatment / Jf with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. J It will restore the organs to their normal con- j | j In this connection Mas. E. L. MYERS. Quak-/ V J alee, Pa., says: "My ovaries were badly dis-' J f eased, and for almost a year I suffered withse- J vere burning pains which were almost unendurable, and a dull, heavy pain 11 the lower portion of my back. If standing 1 was most relieved with my foot resting on a stool or chair. The doctor told me I would have to take my bed and keep quiet. I had not used half a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound before it worked wonders with me. I now owe my health to the Compound. To thoso who are suffering from diseases peculiar to wo- 1 men, I would say that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is just what they need." Mrs. Pinkham wishes to befriend you, and If you will write her at Lynn, ! Mass., telling her just how you feel, she will give you the very best advice ! free of charge. Think what a privilege it is to be able to write to a woman i who is learned in all these matters, and willing to advise you without charge. 1 'I ' > 9 ' +, " 1 'l>,n ,i| I GET THB GENtINF. AHTICLEI I 1 ! Walter Baker & Co.'s Lt Breakfast COCOA j Pure, Delicious, Nutritious. I Costs Less than ONE CENT a cup. ' ' Be sure that the package bears our Trade-Mark. , , 1 Walter Baker & Co. Limited, j ' (Established 1780.) Dorchester, MfISS. ' ! Trade-Mark. I I "Forbid a Fool a Thing and that he will do." Don't Use SAPGLIO It Vegetable Sicilian A Mairßenewer® It b a renewer, because it makes new again. 1 Old hair is made new t ijgfl ft th e S ra y changed to the Vskttl color of youth. SIOO Reward. ®IOO. The readers of thin paper will be pleased to j learn that, there is at least one dreaded dis- i ease that science has been able to cure in all its stAires, and thai, is ('utarrh. Hall's Catarrh j Cure is the only positive cure now known to I the medical fraternity. Catarrh being aeon- | stitutioual disease, requires a constitutional ; treatment. Hull's Catarrh Cure is taken inter- ! nally, acting <1 recti} upon the blood and mu cous surfaces of the system, thereby destroy- j iut? the foundation of the disease, and giving , the patient strength by building P the con- \ stitution and assisting nature in doing its I work. The proprietors have so much faitii in its curative powers that they offer One Hun. I dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Fenil for list of testimonials. Address j I'. d. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Hills are the best. There is a Class of People Who are injured by the use of coffee. Re- i eently there has boon placed in all the grocery I stores a new preparation called Grnin-o,ruavw WATKB-rnOOP STACK. the hay is well settled. Light, cords extending down on all sides to piua driven in the ground, will aid in keep ing the top of the stack from being blown off. The stack should grow gradually larger until tho edge of the "roof" is reached. Select a knoil for a foundation, or put down boards to keep the moisture from soaking up into the hay.—New England Home stead. A Remarkable Potato Crop. The potato crop on the Cornell Uni versity farm at Ithaca, N. Y., for 1897 is attracting very wide attention, be cause of its high excellence at a time when rot and blight are general throughout tho Atlantic Coast States. The yield at the University, ou indif ferent, gravelly and loamy soil, which has had no fertilizer for four years, is 1100 bushels per acre, absolutely free from rot. The cost of the crup per acre, liberally estimated, is abouts2o, in the following items: Seven cultivations rE4 .80 83.50 Four sprayings („, 1.00 4.00 Sixteen bushels seed s.Uii Flowing aud planting..., 3.00 Total 418.50 The only item which is liable to much increase is the cost of seed, the seed in this case having been bought Alien potatoes were cheap. Now the net price for the crop is sixty cents per bushel, or §IBO an acre, leaving §IOO profit on each acre of the crop. The land is of a kind ordinarily pur chasable at about §'ls an acre for farm purposes. It is well within the truth to say that this crop (and others he fore it) shows that with scientific knowledge a potato crop can be pro duced worth more than three times the purchase value of the laud it is raised on. The important points in this suc cessful potato culture are stated by the College of Agriculture to be: (1) prop er fitting of the land; (2) proper plant ing; (3) proper and sufficient cultiva tion; (i) proper spraying. The last is a specific against potato blight and po tato rot. In raising this enormous crop, the college neglected fertilizers, and did not select land best suited to potato culture. Elsewhere on the farm, these factors being added, the record breaking yield of 380 bushels to the acre has been reached. It should be added that the potatoes are of uni formly marketable quality, with no waste. The average yield in this State this year is estimated at not more than sixty-five bushels to the acre, and the largest average yield the State has ever known was 120 bushels. The prevention of blight and subse quent rot by spraying with Bordeaux mixture is an idea which is already being taken up by farmers. The usual method of using it, however, is to wait until the blight appears, and then spray. It is then too late. At the university the potatoes are repeatedly sprayed while green and healthy, and the blight never appears. The report of this amazing crop at Cornell, to gether with the generally poor crop in the State, has led to a great demand for a recent bulletin of the experiment station treating of potato culture and the prevention of blight and rot, and thousands of copies are being mailed weekly to farmers.—New York Post. New Destroyer of Fruit Cropn. Reinforcements to the seventeen year locusts, the gypsy moth, the browntail moth and all the rest of the busy army of fruit destroyers are to lie found in vast quantities in the "San Jose scale." The San Jose scale takes its name, not from the lo cality to which it confines its depre dations, but to the one in which it first appeared. Since it made its de but in California it has shown an im- SAN JOSE SCALE. partial fondness for every part of the Union. Florida has not been too warm for it, and Massachusetts has pleased. New Jersey has not es caped, and the Pacific coast as far as British Columbia has appealed to it. The scale, though appearing only recently, has evidently spent several eons in preparing to descend upon the world. It is a microscopic insect which pierces the green bark of the tree with its proboscis and sucks the sap. It has, doubtless with an eye to this age of germicide solutions, rendered spraying an infested tree useless, because it has a scaly cover ing which remains on the bark of the tree or the skin of the fruit, and which acts as an armor against such weap ons as washes. Fruit infested by the scale is unmarketable. I'iirm and (innlpii Note*. Don't let the beets nnd squashes stay out too long. Drainage will greatly increase the value of wet ground. The silo will enable the farmer to keep more cows profitably. Spare the harrow in tire early stages of eoru growth and spoil the crop. The hired man should be a gentle man among the children in the house. The tomato trellises will last much longer if given shelter during the win ter. In sections outside the corn belt oorn can often bo profitably grown for the silo. When the surface hakes after a rain, ,a liglitharrow should be used, whether the crop is up or not. Hay caps are a good investment. They will in a wet season pay for themselves very quickly. Hailstorms are likely anywhere, and insurance against them is as necessary as insurance against lire. Divide up the farm among the grown boys, if it is targe enough to make sev eral reasonably sized farms, and en courage each to get a borne of his own. Do you allow smoking in the burn? If you do, increase your insurance. That may not be exactly honest, but when a man tries to burn his barn the matter of honesty will not probably worry him. Large pieces of old sod form the very best winter protective material when obtainable. These heaped about the roses will protect the most tender from severe freezing, and they come out in the spring in splendid order. It is just as good used about any other half hardy plant. In gathering fruits remember that all fruits are best when allowed to ripen on the tree or vine, excepting pears. Nearly all varieties of this fruit may he gathered while still green and put in a dry, cool place to mellow. All fruit should be examined often, as decay is rapidly communicated. Soot from the kitchen chimney, espe cially from a wood lire, is invaluable in cultivation of (lowers. Rich in am monia it stimulates and deepens the color of flowers. Used as an insecti cide it is equally effective in destroy ing and removing the pest on nccount of the creosote contained in it. Soot from hard coal exclusively is of less value, still it is worth saving. i OUR BUDGET OF HUMOR. LAUGHTER-PROVOKING STORIES FOR LOVERS OF FUN. Livelier Chords—He's o. K.—What Was Slie Meant For?— Somewhat Mixed- No Need—Debris Crop All ltiffht— Hi* Idea—A Natural Query, Etc.* Etc* The poet starved for years and years; His lays were all of love and hope; But now no hunger pang he fears— lie sings of liver pills and soap. —Chicago Record. He's O. K. Flabson—"How are you getting along, Bogglesby?" Bogglesliy— "Oh, walking, riding and biking."—Roxbury Gazette. Dubious. "Did papa accede to your request for money, Henry?" she asked. "Well," said lie, "lie told me I was welcome to all I could get from him." —New York Journal. What Was She Meant For? Miss Charmynge—"Don't you think t was meant for a business woman?" Jack Hustler—"No, I don't. I think you were meant for a business man."—Brooklyn Life. His Idea. Aunt Abby (at the museum) —"And ain't that critter got any arms?" Uncle Ezra—"Of course ho has. They call him the armless wonder 'cause it's a wonder where he keeps his arms." A Natural Query. "Life was all a blank before I mar ried you, Rudolph," said the Chicago bride to her latest husband. "How many blanks have yon drawn, dear?" was the natural question which Rudolph put to her. Debris Crop All Might.' "They say the peanut crop will be short this year." "Well, the peanut crop may be short, but I'll wager there will be pea nut shells all over creation just as usual."—Detroit Free Press. Somewhat Mixed. Boy—"Papa, where's Atoms?" Papa—"Athens, you mean, my child." Boy—"No, papa; Atoms—the place where people are blown to." Answer postponed.—Tit-Bits. Increafting the Centum. "Those St. Louis people are making a great tuss over that one-pound baby that was born there the other day." "They have a right to. It counts just as much in the census as if it weighed a ton."—Chicago Tribune. Mean Tiling. Miss Chatter—"l knew you would be here to-day to see sister." Mr. Cuddler— i 'lntuition ?" Miss Chatter—"No; observation. You always appear ou the same day that Ethel refuses onions at dinner." -—Judge. No Need. Visitor—"l presume your daughter plays the piano?" Mrs. Neuvoriclie (proudly)—"No, ! indeed. Dear Ethel doesn't have to. j Her pa is rich enough to buy her one \ of those pianos which plays itself."— Harper's Bazar. Adaptability.' "So you asked her if she could be happy without money?" "I did." "Was her answer encouraging?" "Not exactly. She said she was sure sho could; that sho had always preferred buying things on credit."— Washington Star. Not Painless. Victim—"No charge, see." Dentist—"Did it hurt?" Victim—"You bet!" Dentist—"Fifty cents, please." Victim—"But your notice says 110 charge for extracting without pain." Dentist—"Ah, but you admitted that it hurt!"— New York Journal. Too Much Enjoyment. "You didn't stay long out in the country." "No; our dog enjoyed it so much that we had to come home." "Your dog enjoyed it? What did he do?" "Killed twenty-seven chickens the first day we were there."—Chicago Record. More Like the Foot. Canvasser—"You are the head of the house, I presume?" Dixmyth—"Y'our presumption is quite natural, hut you'vo got another guess coming." Canvasser—-"Beg pardon, bat I don't quite catch your drift?" Dixmyth—"Well, I have to foot the bills, and as my wife says I'm always kicking you can draw your own con clusions."—Chicago News. Subtle Kmmoniiig. "Do you see the man and the wom an?" "Yes; I see the man and the wom an." "Do you think they are married?" "No; they are not married." "Why do you think they are not married?" "Because he has asked her if she objects to smoking, and she has replied that she loves the smell of smoke."— Cleveland Leader. Veterinary Surgery Not For Women* Women may not be veterinary sur geons in London. The Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons has refused to admit a lady to examination, asserting that all its charters and its rules were drawn out oil the assumption that men alone would seek qualification, and that, therefore, it would unduly strain the statutes to admit women, [t it, said that the lady thus repulsed in tends t> appeal to the taw courts. I Air Photography. The experiments to be made by the United States Weather Bureau in air photography are expected to throw | light on many phenomena but little understood at present. Little is now ! known about the way in which the at mospheric currents run. The nature of a hurricane, such as sometimes runs up the Atlantic coast from the West Indies at this season, is compre hended in a general way, but mystery envelops the working mechanism of the storm. No one can say how a whirling tornado plucks a chicken clean, drives a piece of timber through a man and carries a baby a mile un hurt. In order to ascertain how the air flows over houses, mountains and through bridges, a little model of each will be placed before a camera and an imitation breeze directed against it ; audits movements photographed. Tho | manner of photographing air currents I has recently been worked out by Pro fessor E. Mack, of Vienna. Tho dis covery is, however, due to Fizeau and Foucault, two Frenchmen.—Chicago Inter Ocean. Biggest Policeman on Earth. The biggest polceman in the United States is on tho St. Louis force of peace-preservers. Ho is new to tho business, and his name is John Gib son. He towers above the average liiau like Chang, the Chinese giant, and if he so chooses he can carry ten ordinary men to the station. Gibson is six feet six inches in height and weighs 255 pounds. His arm outstretched measures two feet 7£*inclies; tho biceps 15J inches. His hand is 8$ inches in length from the wrist, and his wrist measures ten inches. He is twenty-six years old. He wears a 7$ hat, and in lifting on a scale several years ago raised tho point to 1500 pounds. Gibson says that he has never prac tised much in athletics since he was a boy, but when a lad he could outrun any of the boys on tho surrounding farms, and he says that even to-day lie can make a good record for a large man. Perfume From Living Plants. Captain Srnee has discovered a method of gathering the scent of flow ers as the plaut is growing. He takes a glass funnel and heats the thin end over a spirit lamp. He then draws out the stem to a line point. This ac complished, the funnel is filled with ice and placed on a retort stand, the pointed end being placed in a small glass bottle, without touching it. After this the stand and the funnel are placed in a greenhouse among the flowers . whoso odors it is desired to collect. Gradually tho vapor rises from the | flowers, and, in meeting the colder | surface of the funnel, condenses i'lto I drops on the outside of tho glass. From the point of condensation it trickles down until it drops into the bottle. In a surprisingly short time a large amount of perfume is collected, and it is claimed that ninety per cent, of the contents of the bottle is per fume; the rest is water. Strange to say, this essence of the flower needs to be adulterated with spirits of wine. Otherwise it would become sour and useless.—Pittsburg Dispatch. Tlio Gulf Pearl PiHherleg. The value of the pearl industry last year on the coast of the Gulf of Lower California amounted to $350,000; this, says the New York Sun, besides the exportation of somo 5000 tons of mus sel shells, the value of which was esti mated at $1,250,000. The pearl fish ing, with appurtenances, forms tho en tire occupation of the native popula tion, and La Paz, which is the capital for this trade in the peninsula, exists exclusively upon this industry. Until a few years ago only native divers ■were employed, and the greatest.depth to which they would (live was thirty five feet. But upon the introduction of the diving apparatus a depth of 180 feet was accomplished, and, while formerly the best divers could not re main longer than two minutes under water, a diver thinks nothing of stay ing two hours at a depth of 100 feet, although at a still greater depth the stay is necessarily shortened. Professional Scarecrows. A great many people may fill tho role of scarecrow unintentionally, but to adopt it as a profession is quite an other matter. While the Anglo-Egyptian expe dition is lqaking its way up tho Nile and doing battle with Mahdist hordes, the troops as they go up from Cairq to join the men at the front, see long stretches of grain fields, and, dotting the fields ami raised above them, are tall, muscular forms, almost naked. These are the stone-throwers, who guard the fields from the ravages of the birds, and were it not for them tho crops would be entirely ruined. Teeth Affect Eyesight. When n boy, eleven years old, re tired a few nights since his eyes were as usual. In the morning the pupils were dilated, fixed, not influenced by light. He could not distinguish light from darkness. No cause for tho con dition could be found until the teeth wore examined, when it was seen that they were crowded and wedged together. Two permanent and four temporary teeth were extracted. The same night he could distinguish light from darkness, the next day objects, and in a few days his eyes were in a normal condition. He had no other treatment. I>laimtter of n Fog. The captain of a big Atlantic liner, after many calculations, has come to the conclusion that the general size of a fog in the Atlantio is about thirty miles in diameter. A Pipe That Cost 8100,000. The pipe smoked by the Shah of Persia on state occasions is set with diamonds, emeralds and rubies. It is paid to have cost SIOO,OOO. I Woolen fngrnfn Carpet, 33c. I Imported Velvet Carpet, 89c. Pur entire force is working- day and night tilling orders. You, also, can save GO to 00 per cent, on a mi pet lv writing for our new Colored Carpet a which shows nil go. ds in 1 lithographed colors and wit h exact dis- H tine tries*. The hook costs you nothing, t If you wish quality sample's, send Bc. in H stamps. Our new lis* page general ■ catalogue of Furniture, Draperies, ■ Crockery, Stoves, etc.. will ho toady I H after Nov. Ist. Write for it then. I U JULIUS MINES & SON,* K BALTIMORE, r.£2>. B g Please mention this paper. ;'J A novel proposition was made not long ago to the Receivers of the Balti more and Ohio Railroad. Tho B. & O. has a branch runnihg from what is known as Alexandria Junction, near Washington, to Shepherd's on tho Po tomac River, whore a oar ferry is oper ated in connection with the lines lead ing south from the Capitol. A professor of an eastern college desired to lease this short stretch of track for the pur pose of educating young man in prac tical railroad work. In his letter he explained that ho thought there was a wide Hold for bright and energetic boys who could be thoroughly well grounded in the practical side of railroading pro vided they could be educated on a reg ular line of road. He believed that by the employment of veteran railroad men as teachers that the boys could profitably spend 2 or 3 years working as trainmen. firemen, engineers, switchmen, station agents, and in other capacities required in the railroad ser vice. As this branch of the 13. & O. is of considerable value the Receivers were compelled to decline the offer. How to Learn to Cook. Cooking is a fine art which must be learned by study. Good books on the subject are necessary. Among the best ru w published is a little w< rk contain ing four hundred recipes from the best authorities. It can be had free of cost by sending a stamp to the Cleveland Baking Powder Co., New York. ELIZ A 11. PA IiKER. I am entirely cured of hemorrhage of lungs by HMO'H Curo for Consumption. LOUISA LINDAMAN, Bethany, >!o., January 8, 1891. I f Afflicted with sore eyes use I >r. I sane Thom p aou's Lyc-wui'T I>i sM' i ;ii .per bottle. Odd Pretexts for Duels. It's easy to find an excuse for a duel If one Is looking for trouble. One hun dred and twenty years ago, says Writer in the Pittsburg Dispatch, two British officers serving in the army in America found cause for n fight in a discussion as to the proper method of eating corn. One contended that it should be eaten from the cob; the oth er that it should be cut off onto the plate. One of the contestants lost his right arm as the result, and it is prols able that the manner of eating corn did not concern him much thereafter. There have been many other duels, founded on equally foolish pretexts. One man lost his life in a dispute as to what was trumps in a card game; an other because lie was refused admis sion to a club of pigeon shooters. Gener al Barry was challenged because he declined some wine on account of ill ness. and another British officer was called out because lie asked ids op ponent to pass him u goblet at the din ing table. If some women were to cast thelt bread upon the water it would be pret ty severe on the fish that gobbled it up. \ Tho records show cures by tho | J uso of ! ST. JACOBS OIL | I OF | | OF CHRONIC CRIPPLES, AND OF | | BED-RIDDEN INFLAMMATORY I J CASES. THERE'S NO DENYINC, J IT CURES. Seattle FREE INFORMATION Klondike Alaska liiuMo. SI ATTI.R, Kl.nsnTK*. ALASKA. Washington Strife. 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