Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, October 18, 1897, Image 2
The Countess of Ancaster has ere- j ited a great stir in the fashionable j world of London bv her declaration that dancing has degenerated into a graceless romp. The New York Sun says there seems , to be no doubt that this is going to he : the farmers' year in this country. Kit- I rope is clamoring for our wheat. The , short crop abroad, and an abundant j one here, point to an influx of gold. | The year 1898 will not witness a di- j amond jubilee, but it will be a golden oue. Emperor Francis Joseph of Au- ! stria, who is sixty-seven years old this month, will celebrate next year the j fiftieth anniversary of his ascent to the throne. Travelers in the wilds of Africa will do well to take a plentiful supply of umbrellas with them, according to Professor Pecliuel-Loesehe, the Ger- j tnau explorer. He says they are the ; best protection against the wild beasts, j tigers and lions especially being afraid of them when suddenly opened. A Territorial newspaper claims for I Arizona the possession of a single sea port. This is Yuma, at the point I where the Gila River joins the red and I rolling Colorado. The town is one of the oldest in the Territory. Its 1 climate is such that the inhabitants can raise about everything that can be ' grown in the tropics. Npftin admits that she has lost 45,- 000 men in Cuba since the preseut war begun, but it is believed that her ! real losses are more than twice that number. Aud all for that vain, vague, despicable thing called "Spanish lion- j or," muses the New York Mail aud j Express. All the glory thus gained . has been achieved by making a desola- i tion aud calling it peace. - The State of Georgia is $1,000,000 j short in tax returns. All except I eleven of the 137 counties have made | their returns of taxable property, and of this number eighty show increases aud forty-six decreases, as compared with the returns of last year. The total decrease for eighty counties is $4,000,910, and the total decrease for forty-six is $5,000,091. The few counties not reported will not change these figures materially. The tax rate this year will he higher than ever J before. A German professor, Dr. Marpmann, of Leipsic, has discovered that we in cur great danger every time we use a pen. He says that there are deadly bacteria in ink. From one out of seventy samples he secured a bacillus. This he proceeded to cultivate. H evolved something which was able to destroy a mouse in four days. Now, as mice dou't use ink much, and as those persons who put their pens in their mouths are comparatively few in number, there does not appear to he any serious cause for alarm. The establishment of a sort of "Si beria" for the Anarchists of all Na tions has been proposed by Spain. A penal colony where dangerous An archists, who have not yet taken the life of King, Emperor or President, can be confined for life. It is said that Austria, Germany, Italy and Rus sia have received the proposal favor ably, but Great Britain, France, Swit zerland and the United States have not yet been heard from, and will probably not consent to the proposal. Uncle Sam showed clearly at Chicago some years ago that he had made up his mind what to do with the An archist when he catches him, com ments the New York Commercial-Ad vertiser. The fact that one of the strongest and most popular of New York's clubs has been obliged to issue to its mem bers a sharp circular letter on the "tipping" abuse, shows how that in sidious evil has extended even into the strongholds of masculine independ ence, observes the New York Mail and Express. So universal has the im ported tip-giving and tip-receiving habit become on this side of the At lantic that not only the hotel or res taurant waiter, hut the barber, the porter, the hall boy, the chambermaid and the cabman expect a gratuity in addition to the proper cost of the ser vice rendered. Gradually this Euro pean abuse has crept into American society until it seems almost impossi ble to eradicate it. Every one who gives a tip know s that its action is an imposition upon himself, and every American who accepts one feels that he thereby sacrifices bis independence, manhood and self-respect; yet the shrinking of the giver from appearing conspicuously stingy, and his unwill ingness to suffer from inattention at the hands of an expectant receiver, suffice to keep the pernicious fee tern in growing vogue. TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK. SOME FUNNY INVENTIONS FOUND IN THE PATENT OFFICE. A Bracelet That ltemtmln One of One's K n gaff eme nt—A lied Which Throws Out the Sleepy on Time—A Device Which Prevents Blowing Out the Ga*. Psychologists assert that civilized human beings are growing more ab sent-minded. The average man of in telligence to-day is not so alert, not so conscious of his immediate environ ments as he was a century ago. He does more thiukiug than he did then, aud a greater part of his business in life is left to the purely mechanical brain functions. The inventors, always a step ahead of the requirements of the times, are already at work devising contrivances to summon absent attention. One of the latest of these is a bracelet that has an alarm watch attached to it. The wearer, having an engagement at a certain hour, sets the watch, and when the time arrives a little needle point pricks her arm and reminds her of the duty to be performed. This is only one of many devices for like purposes. People want to he relieved of the trouble of calling things to mind, and that is one reason why there are so many inventions employing clockwork. At the Patent Office, in Washington, a large class of inventions is com prised under the head of "alarms"— these being machines by which per sons who otherwise would not think are made to think. The average in dividual is obliged, however unwilling ly, to get up at a certain time in the morning. To provide for this require ment many ingenious persons have ap plied their talents to the production of contrivances for awaking people and compelling them to arise. There is a kind of bedstead, for example, which holds its mattress in a frame that is re tained in the normal position by a catch. At the proper hour the catch, operated by a clockwork mechanism, loses its grip, and the mattress frame becomes vertical instead of horizontal, throwing Sleepyhead out upon the iloor. There is another sort of bed which lets the head of the sleepy person drop when getting-up time arrives, one end of the mattress frame collapsing. But one of the queerest of the patented methods of waking people up involves the employment of a tin pan and a weight hung l>y a cord. When the hands of a clo'clc reach a certain point, the w eight is released and falls upon the pan, making a direful racket. Another oddity is a frame from which are suspended a number of corks. During the night it is lowered gra dually, by a clockwork mechanism, until at the proper hour and minute the dangling corks begin to bob against the nose and face of the sleeper. Of i course he wakes up. The most ob vious advantage of these sleep alarms is that they render anxiety on the part of the sleeper unnecessary, so far as , rising is concerned. He' can snooze | undisturbed by the necessity of watch ing himself. ! To provide against accidents, a I citizen of Ashland, Wis., has invented a little apparatus that is intended to be attached to every gas fixture in a | hotel. The breath of a person who attempts to blow out the gas tilts a delicately balancedelectrode and closes u circuit, giving an alarm in the office. Another kind of alarm, patented by a Chicago man, notifies the house ! holder of escaping gas. If you are afraid of pickpockets, you cau obtain j protection by wearing a small machine j that makes a big disturbance in case j anybody tries to put his hand into your pocket. Even after death yon may find alarms a service. If a grave robber comes along, a torpedo placed in the coffin for that purpose will blow him to | smithereens. Supposing that the dis turbauco wakes you to life again, a clock-work mechanism will start a j bell to ringing, while a red flag runs up to the top of the tombstone, giving ! notice that a prompt resurrection is j desired. Speaking of waking up, sug j gests mention of some odd contri vances for doing necessai'y things be fore getting out of bed in the morn ing. One of these, patented by a lazy i Vermonter. enables one to turn on the draught of a stove or furnace and then turn over for a supplementary snooze, j This, however, is a primitive conlri | vance compared with the invention of i a resident of Providence, It. 1., which provides for the feeding of a whole I stahleful of live stock at daybreak, i Mr. Sleepyhead simply turns on his pillow and jerks a cord, which opens a valve in the stable and lets down the requisite quantity of feed into a traugh. I There are quite a number of inven tions for lighting the fire in the morn ing without getting out of bed. They are all operated by clockwork. The ! newest and best of them is credited to !an Illinois genius. A clock is set for a certain time, aud, when the proper minute is reached, the mechanism "throws" a lever, which draws a match across a piece of sandpaper and ignites the kindling. One of the latest pa tents is for a street lamp which has a clockwork apparatus attached to it. At the correct moment for which the ma chine is set it closes an eleotric circuit, at the same time opouing the gas pipe. Immediately the gas is ignited, and it | burns until shut off by the clockwork at daybreak in the morning. In this j way the street lamps all over a city J may be made to light themselves sim- I ultaueously without the intervention I of human hands. Something quite new is a contri vance by which eggs are made to time their own boiling. A little wire basket j containing the eggs is put into the pot, ! and a clockwork mechanism is set for i three minutes' stay. At the end of three minutes the machine pulls the basket out of the pot. Parenthetically it may be remarked that there are a great many interesting inventions that have to do with eggs. A eitizen of Austin, Texas, is the author of a sort of water clock that is wound by rain. On the roof of a house is a trough that catches the rain water which flows into the tank. When the tank is filled to a certain point, it empties the water into a bucket which is connected by a cord with the winding drum of an ordinary clock. The bucket falls, and by its weight pulls up the clock weight, thus winding the clock. Finally the bucket reaches the floor, when a valve in its bottom opens and the water runs out. Then it ascends and resumes its origiual position, so as to be ready to wind the clock up again after a while. Another lazy method of winding a clock has been patented by a San Francisco man. The opening of a door pulls up the weight, and so there is never any necessity for keeping in mind the business of making the time piece go. KLONDIKE POSSIBILITIES. Thero Will Be Plenty to Do In Aluska Bel<le* Digging (iold. Gold hunters will regret it if they do not prepare themselves for the Alaskan trip with prudent foresight. Cautions on this point are heard on every side and it is not safe to disre gard them. Men who are too old, in feeble health, or with insufficient means should not venture into the distant northern wilderness. The aged and the weak will surely break down; and one without money enough to tide over the first necessities should remedy that trouble before starting. By next season probably 20,000 or 30,000 men will be at the mines and a population as extensive as that means a larger number engaged in other oc cupations, especially those of a me chanical kind. Thousands will be re quired to look after the facilities of transportation. The miners must be fed, sheltered, clothed, doctored, bar bered, amused and supplied with local i newspapers. Towns must be built, even though to be eventually aban doned. Roads must be constructed and convenient stations established for wayfarers. Fortunes will be made by some without washing a shovelful of earth, or seeing a mine. Wages will be high, and people of a saving disposition will get on. All who are sound in body and know how to take care of themselves physically will have good chances of success, perhaps not as great as they anticipate, but cer tainly better than have existed in settled communities during the last three or four years. But above every other encouraging prospect in Alaska, except the sensa tional discovery of gold, is the fact that vast territory is almost unexplored. Its area is eight times that of Missouri. What its mineral wealth may be in richness and Variety is unknown, but it is conjectured to be very great. In fisheries and furs it is all that could be desired. Its agricultural possibilities are undetermined. The short summer is hot enough to produce certain crops, and the climate of southern Alaska is humid rather than intensely cold. Those who have tried to farm in Alaska say that the moss-covered soil is un suitable. But there are marshes with humus that could be drained, and mountain meadows that need only to be rendered accessible. Native grasses, where they grow, are abundant and nutritious. Agriculture as conducted in the States cannot be carried on in Alaska, but the samo is true of Iceland und the Shetlands. Alaska may oiler something to the farmer when a proper system of work is devised. What the big territory says to Americans is this: "I contain 577,- 390 square miles. Now, interpret me."—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. An Allegory. The Polar Bear awoke with a con sciousness of intestinal vacuity. Gaz ing about him, he executed a smile that suffused the landscape with a rosy glow. A line of moving objects ar rested his wandering eye. A pre science of deglutition instantly fringed his jaws with a congealing drip. The rapt look suffusing his countenance troubled the tenderness of his mate; she feared lest he had fasted too long. "Visions?" she murmured. "Dogs." She followed his glance with a scru tinizing gaze, then added, not without suppressed excitement, "Men." The strategy of the campaign was brief. As the pair, oppressed by a too copious repast, lay iudolently cracking mar row bones upon the snow which was richly tinted with animal juices, the Polar Bear addressed his companion. "Beats dog," he remarked. "Every time," was her laconic, but emphatic reply. The discovery of the vestiges of the feast was heralded under the heading, "Latest from the Klondike."—New York Sun. Mad to lliivo a lteul Cottuiro. She put her arms around his neck and looked up into his eyes. "Yes," she said, "I believe in love in a cottage. I know that I could find happiness there with you." "My darling!" he exclaimed raptur ously. "But,"she persisted earnestly, "you must not get it into your head that I am not an expert on cottages. You musu't think that you can palm off a cabin or a shanty on me and make me think it is a cottage. Many a dream of bliss is wrecked through a misun standing of the meaning of the word •cottage.' When you have one that you would like to show me I would gladly pass upon it. There must be ( room enough, you know, so that love won't be crowded on to the back steps ; every time one of us wants to turn i round." As he stalked moodily away in the ■ gloaming he realized that he could not j play the flim-flam game of love upon ! her.—Chicago-i'ost. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. To 801 l Cracked A cracked egg will boil perfectly well if wrapped in greased paper, tied j round with a piece of string and nut , into boiling water. Salt ami Apple Sauce. j Salted apple sauce is among the good things of life. A quarter of a ' teaspoonful to a quart of the sauce is sufficient. A bit of butter is an uddi- I tiou, too. Frame* For Bodices. The wire and wooden frames for hanging handsomely trimmed bodices and fine shirt waists are now made things of beauty as well as useful. They are wound with cottou batting and then covered with a full piece of I china silk to match in color the decor ations of the room they are to be used in. The silk is made one-eighth of a yard longer than the holder at each end; a piece of ribbon is tied around ' it and the frill of silk left to hnug. The hook for hanging the holder up is wound with silk and finished with a bow of ribbon. These holders have two uses, for besides keeping a waist in good shape, they perfume it, the batting being freely sprinkled with some fragrant powder before it is wound over the frame.—New York 1 Sun. Cucumbers Are Harmless. Many people think they cannot eat cucumbers, when the fact is that they have never eaten them when properly prepared. Friends of mine, who for years excluded them from their bill of fare, are now eating them without in jury. Never eat them directly from the vines, no matter how cool and dewy they may be; they need to stand in cold water to extract the unwhole , tome greenness which some call poison. Again, those who use ice keep the cucumber in the ice box un til meal time, then pare and slice it, and because it is crisp they consider it all right. My custom is to pick them | early in the morning, before the sun has heated them, immerse them in cold water in a cool pantry, then about the middle of the forenoon pare and place them in more fresh water, changing this once more just before dinner time when they are sliced. The last water may be suited to good effect. Avoid overgrown cucumbers, also those which show a distinct green when cut.—Mrs. J. W. Wheeler, in New England Homestead. llow Serve Vegetable*. The German method of serving veg etables is very pretty and novel. A dish will be passed to you, a large fiat platter, on which there are four or five different kinds of vegetables, not mixed together, but arranged in sym metrical rows, side by side, across the plate, and flavored with a nice butter sauce. They will combine peas, car rots, string beans, turnips, etc. The contrasting colors, arranged taste fully with reference to the general effect, are pretty and take the dish out of the commonplace. One is sup posed to help one's self to a very small portion of each kind. The Germans j have a peculiar taste for combining vegetables aud show a remarkable good sense as to what flavors should be united. A dish of spinach aud turnips we have often tried since we first tasted it in the Black Forest. The spinach is chopped very fine and highly flavored with salt, pepper, but ter, a little nutmeg ami a table spoon ful of soup stock. The turnips are boiled and then cut in thin slices. To serve them, the spinach should be first placed in a vegetable disli, then the sliced turnip put over the top, so as to cover the spinach, and u rich white sauce poured over the whole. The combined flavor is very good.— St. Louis Star. Albany Pudding—Grease a bowl thick with butter, put seeded raisins around it, then line with bread. Make custard, pour in, bake aud eat with liquid sauce. Sponge Cookies—Two eggs, one cup sugar, two teaspoonfuls of baking powder (rounding), oue-k&lf saltspoon ful saU, two teaspoonfuls lemon juice or one teaspoonful of vanilla. Flour enough to roll. Plum Sauce For Meats—To each pound of Damson plums add half a cup of sugar, half an ouuee each of cinnamon, mace and cloves. Tie the spices in a bag. Remove the stones from the plums and boil until it be comes thick like jam. Beef Omelette—Four pounds of , round beef, uncooked; chop fine. Six tggs, beaten; five or six soda crackers, rolled fine; little butter and suet, pep per, salt and sage, if you choose. Mako two loaves, roll in cracker, bake about an hour and slice when cold. Blackberry Bread—Stew blackber ries and sweeten to taste. Butter some slices of stale bread with crusts cut off, then put a layer of the buttered bread in the bottom of serving dish and pour over it hot, stewed fruit. Repeat until dish is full or fruit used; eat cold with cream. Chicken Fritters—One cup of flour, one teaspoonful of baking powder, half u cup of milk, two eggs. Beat the eggs thoroughly, add the milk, then pour on to the flour and baking powder sifted together. Beat thor oughly with a wooden spoon. Cut chicken or veal into thin slices and sprinkle with salt; dip them into the batter and fry in hot fat. Cream Salmon—One can of salmon minced fine; drain oft' the liquor aud throw away. For the dressing boil ono pint of milk, two tablespooufuls of butter; salt and pepper to taste. Have leady one pint of fine bread crumbs; place a layer in the bottom of the dish, then a layer of fish, then a layer of the dressing and so on, having crumbs for the last layer. Bake uutU i brown. ! CHINESE WHITE WAX. THE CURIOUS METHOD BY WHICH IT IS PRODUCED. Formerly It Wan Made Up Into Candle*, But the Introduction of Kerosene HUH DlmliiUlitnl the Demand—The Wax- Tree and It* Peculiar Treatment. The Chinese insect white wax is made the subject of a report from our Consul at Chungking. There are cer tain trees growing in the valley of a river tributary to the Yangtse upou which the white wax iusect breeds in great numbers. The valley is at least 5000 feet above the sea. In March and April each year brown, pea-sliaped excrescences, or "scales," are found on the bark of the trees. Each "scale is tilled with the eggs of an in sect, and it has been deposited there in the regular course of nature by the ! female of this odd little creature, and I the species propagates itself in this way. At the end of April the "scales" are taker, oft' the trees and are brought j to a town which is in the centre of the district. To this place large numbers | of porters annually resort to carry the j eggs 200 miles across the mountains Ito a great rice Held. In earlier years | these porters numbered as many as i 10,000, but with the lessening of the | demand for the wax there has natur- I ally come a decrease in the number of the men who engage themselves in the industry. The "scales" are made up into paper packets, each weighing about sixteen ounces, and a load usually consists of about sixty pacKets. Great care has to be taken in the transit of the "scales." The porters travel only during the night, for, at j the season of transit, the temperature is already high during the day, and | ; would tend to the rapid development of the insects and their escape from ; j the "scales." At their resting places 1 : the porters open and spread out the 1 packets in cool places. Notwithstand- i ing all these precautions, however, each packet, on arrival, is found to be more than au ounce lighter than when it started. When the porters reach the rice fields with their burden, the work of producing the wax begins. The plots of ground here are divided with stumps which are from three to twelve feet in height. Sprouts rise from the gnarled heads of these trunks, the tree seeming to be a species of ash. 1 The Chinese call it the "white wax tree." The scales on their arrival, about the beginning of May, are made into small packets of from twenty to thirty scales, which are enclosed in a leaf of the wood-oil tree. The edges of the leaf are tied together with a rice straw, by which the packet is also suspended close under the branches of the wax tree. A few rough holes are drilled in the leaf with a blunt needle, so that the insects may find their way through them to the branches. On emerging from the aoales, the insects creep rapidly up the branches to the leaves, among which they nestle for a period of thirteen days. They then descend to the branches and twigs, | on which they take up their position, the females, doubtless, to provide for a continuation of the race by develop ing scales in which to deposit their eggs and the males to excrete iho sub stance known as white wax. During the thirteen days after their escape from the scales and their future life when studded on the bark, the in sects must derive their nourishment from the sap of the tree, although to the unaided eye there is no visible impression on leaves or bark. From the absence of any such marks, the Chinese declare that the insects live on dew and that the wax perspires from the bodies. The wax firs; appears as a white coating on the under sides of the • boughs and twigs, and resembles very much a covering of snow. It gradually spreads over the whole branch and at tains, after three months, a thickness of about one-fourth of an inch. When the white deposit becomes visible on the branches, the farmer may be seen go ing the round of lus trees, carefully | belaboring each stump with a heavy wooden club, in order, he says, to bring to the ground the la-kou, or "wax dog," a declared enemy of the wax insect. This probably refers to the beetle mother. clubbing of the stumps is done during the heat of the day, when the wax insects are said to have a firm hold of the bark. After the lapse of a hundred days from the placing of the insects on the wax tree the deposit is complete. The branches are then lopped oft' and as much of the wax as possible removed by hand. This is placed in an iron pot of boiling water, and the Vax, melting, rises to the surface, is skimmed ofl'and placed in a round mold, whence it emerges as the white wax of com ' merce. Where it was found impossi ble to remove the wax by hand twigs and branches are thrown into the pot, so that this wax is darker and inferior. Finally, not satisfied that all the wax lias been collected, the operator takes the insects, which have meantime sunk to the bottom of the pot, and placing them in a bag, squeezes them uutil they have given up the last drop j of their valuable product. They are ; then—an ignominious ending to their short aud industrious career—thrown to the pigs. As the branches of the tree are taken off and boiled with the wax the scales are thus destroyed and it is therefore necessary every year to send j • the porters across the mountains for fresh ones. When the boughs are I lopped off a wax tree a period of three years is allowed to elapse before the | same tree is used again for the same , purpose. Wind aud rain are greatly I dreaded at the season of suspending the insects and the sprouts of one and j two years' growth are considered too j weak to resist a gale. | The introduction of kerosene oil in ; China has diminished the demand for the insect wax. Formerly it was made up iuto candles and found wide appli* cation. The price has also declined with the demand. It.is still used to day for coating the exteriors of tallow caudles, as it only melts at a high temperature. It is also used in sizing paper and cotton goods, for imparting a gloss to silk, as a furniture polish und as a coating for pills. COLD ,N NORTH CAROLINA, Some Big Nuggets Taken From tlie Pio neer Placer Mine*. "About ten miles east of Charlotte, N. C.," says 'an [expert gold miner, "is a locality known as Surface Hill. A good many years ago a man from Virginia went down there and bought some property because he thought there was gold on it. He didn't find any gold, and he abandoned the prop erty, leaving it in the hands of tribu ters. Triliuters were gold diggers that worked land and paid the owners a certain percentage of what they found as tribute for the privilege. These tributers prospected a while, and on the top of a hill they found a bed of decomposed slate not more than a yard square, from which they took seventy five pounds of free gold, one nugget weighing 9J pounds. This is all the gold they could find on the property. They sold the gold for SIB,OOO. The nugget was purchased by M. Cheva lier Vincent Riva Finola for S2OOO. He sent it to Paris. ."The rich placer deposits iu North ; Carolina had been pretty generally worked out when the California gold discoveries were made, and ' quartz mining was being extensively and profitably developed. There are mines in Rowan, Meckleuherg, Stanley, Ca barrus, Union, Montgomery, nndother counties, that yielded from $1,000,000 to $3,000,000 each during the few years they were in operation. They are not exhausted yet, hut nre idle be cause the ore is low grade at the depth they have reached, and will not war rant mining under present conditions. "It is no uncommon sight to-day to see men, women, and even children, j with primitive pan or rocker, working over the gravel in and along the creeks, especially in the South Mountain field, and although that gravel has been washed and rewashed innumerable times during the past half century it never fails to yield these latter day prospectors enough to make a good day's wages. With the exception of the Crawford mine and the Sam Christian —another locality where nuggets of from five to twelve pounds iu weight have been foniul in recent years—the widow Smith's diggings at Smith's Ferry are probably the most impor tant placer mines now in the State. The widow Smith is a member of the Bonaparte family of Baltimore. She is the professional woman miner in the j North Carolina gold fields. She works with the old-fashioned rocker and riffle box. She employs miners to help her, and she runs the ferry herself. She j is so sharp-eyed and shrewd that it is ! said no one ever crossed that ferry yet and failed to disgorge gold dust from somewhere about his clothes when the widow Smith fixed him with her eye and boldly and sharply exclaimed: " l'ou've been washing out gold on me to-day! Hand it over, or over hoard you go!' " 'The widow Smith is an expert mineralogist and metallurgist, and pre pares all her own gold for the market, sending it chiefly to Baltimore. She has made a fortune by surface mining, and her diggings are still yielding richly." Cellar I'nder tlie Floor. Chicken Bill and Tabor were part ners in numerous mining ventures in the mountains in the early days, be fore the Governor became known to fame as a bonanza king, and each was in his Beveral ways helpful to the other. After Tabor had struck it rich and had money to burn Chicken Bill approached him with a scheme which ho represented to be very promising, and easily induced him to take some stock in it. Before long the fact de veloped that Tabor was a minority owner, associated with a number of shady fellows, from whom his in stinct told him fair play could not be expected. Thoroughly dissatisfied with the deal and incensed at the de ception practiced upon him by a man he had so many times befriended, he sought him out aud demanded an ex planation. 4 T thought you told me I was in ou the ground floor in that transaction," shouted Tabor. "Well, you were, Horace,"replied Bill, with a grin. "You were iu on the ground floor, just as I told you— but there was a cellar to it!"— Denver Times. Sotno Little Thins®. The smallest elephant is, according to a contemporary, one from Sumatra, which was recently exhibited iu Ber lin. Three years old, it stands only thirty-six inches from the ground. It 1 is a little over one yard in length and weighs 168 pounds. The normal elephant weighs at the same age at least three tons. A pigmy race of camels exists iu Persia, which are only twenty-five inches in height aud weigh but fifty pounds, while any or dinary camel is larger than mostEng lisli horses. The smallest bird's egg is that of the tiny Mexican humming bird, which is scarcely larger than a pin's head. The smallest tree in Britain is the dwarf willow, which grows on one of its highest mountains—Ben Lomond —and which at maturity only attains a height of two inches. Ben Lomond is 3291 feet in height. The smallest newspaper in the world is published in Guadalajara, in The E ] Telegrafo, a weekly publication, is printed in eight columns, each 4J inches in length aud lj iuohes wide, on thick manilla paper.—Lodon Tid- Bits. w MICHIGAN'S" PEACH CROP. . I 3reatest Fruit Belt North of the Ohio River* | Along tlie eastern shore of Lake Michigan from New Buffalo to Lee lanau County is the greatest fruit belt north of the Ohio River, according to the Detroit News-Tribune. It is a | strip of laud covered with sand and sand hills, 200 miles long and from three to twenty miles wide. Here is grown the best flavored and most per fect peach in the whole world, livery farmer raises peaches, and from now on tlie peach industry of western Michi gan is one of vast proportion, employ ing thousands of employes and netting a handsome return to the grower. Every spring there are published pre dictions that the peach crop has been blighted by the late frosts, but never theless there has never been a decided failure in western Michigan. The peach orchards, especially those in Van Buren and Berrien counties, are in flue shape and loaded to the ground with young fruit every year. About ten acres planted to peaches is all that one family can take care of, though there are orchards that contain hundreds ol acres. There are not enough weeds to be found in a good orchard to fill a straw hat, as they are cultivated more times than a prize corn field. The trees commence bearing the third year, and increase their product until they are six or seven years old, when they are supposed to have reached maturity. There are some orchards near South Haven that are twenty years old and continue to grow a full crop of peaches each year. Each year soon after the blossoms have fallen and the fruit has first as sumed form the practical peach grower goes through his orchard and picks off about half the baby peaches. He does this for two reasons: First, that there will be better and larger peaches; and, second, if left alone the weight of all the fruit would break down the trees. Even if half the young peaches are destroyed the balance will in many instances grow so large as to break the branches. There is hardly a grower but what has to brace and and bolster up the heavy-laden limbs. There is great rivalry among the growers as to who will get the first peaches on the market. .Tust as soon as the fruit commences to turn red they are picked and hurried away. Al this stage they are hard as bullets and scarcely fit to eat, yet by the time they arrive in market they commence to mellow, and are soon soft and sweet. That accounts for the saying: "No peaches to eat in the peach orchards." I There is a dozen or fifteen factories scattered through the fruit belt mak ing boxes, crates and baskets and em ploying hundreds of hands. It is esti mated that the receipts for the peach crop of western Michigan last year was near the 83,000,000 mark. WISE WORDS. Malice drinks half of its own poison. —Seneca. Good will, like a good name, is got by many actions and lost by one.— Jeffrey. He that calls a man ungrateful sums up all the evil that a man can be guilty of.—Swift. Friendship improves happiness and abates misery by doubling our joy and dividing our grief.—Addison. Gaiety is not a proof that the heart is at ease, for often iti the midst ol laughter the heart is sad.—De Genlis. Men of the noblest dispositions think themselves happiest when others share their happiness with them.—• Taylor. Good qualities are the substantia) riches of the mind; but it is good breeding that sets them off to advan tage.—Locke. He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself; for every man has need to b forgiven. —Herbert, He that is a good man is three-quar ters of his way toward the being a good Christian, wheresoever he lives and whatsoever he is called.—South. Energy will do anything that can be done in this world, and no talents, nc circumstances, 110 opportunities will make a two-legged animal a man with out it.—Goethe. It is impossible to make people un derstand their ignorance; for it re quires knowledge to perceive it; and, therefore, he that can perceive it hatb it not.—Bishop Taylor. A rartner in Crime. "Parson," said the dying man, "do you believe in a deathbed confession?" "Under certain circumstances," said the reverend gentleman. "Well, it is this way. Years ago I was a passenger on the Great Consoli dated Street Railway." "Yes, go on." "Oh, I hate to tell it." "Go on." "And one day, in a moment of vicious insanity, I beat them out of a nickel fare!" He sank back exhausted. "Listen," said the reverend man, "it may comfort you. Can you hear me?" "Yes, yes." "You needn't feel so worried about beating that gang of robbers out of a paltry nickel—l beat 'em every chance I get!" And the dying man passed away with a peaceful smile.—Cleveland Plain dealer. To Enlarge Antwerp'® l>ock. Five million dollars are to be spent by Belgium's Government in enlarging Antwerp's dock accommodations. A channel twenty feet deep and 200 feet wide is to be constructed, the quays are to be extended 3000 feet to the Bouth, and this is but the prelude to more extensive improvements.