NAUGHTINESS AT DINNERS It la Becomlnir More Common in New * York's Bwcll Bet. In view of the disclosures which hare been made regarding the Indecent actions at the Seeley dinner In New York recently, It Is not without Inter est to note that the practice of having as entertainers at swell society din ners members of the theatrical profes sion, If possible the naughtiest mean berg thereof, Is decidedly on the In crease In the gay metropolis. Vaude ville performers, "sketch" teams and stars of tile concert halls are no longer fads at fashionable dinners. They are fixtures—Just as much a part of the menu us the oysters or the coffee. Dur ing the holiday week fifty hostesses obtained the dramatic Item of tbeli dinners from one firm alone, "and II was upt such a remarkably good week, either," said the senior member of the firm. This custom of entertaining guests at dinner with professional talent has been growing In America for the post fifteen years, and lust winter found It In the fullness of Its popularity. And those entertainers come high. An art ist who has made any kind of a hit with a concert hall audience demands anywhere from SSO to $1,500 for an hour's work. Bays one dramatic ngcnti "Sooner or later most at the season's domestic and Imported naughtiness gets Into the homes of the rich and the fashionable. Generally the real wick ed ones are booked to do their turns before a small, selected comistny oi guests—just the Intimate trlends of tlis host or hostess, who can bo trusted to keep what they have seen to them selves. "Curious tiling abont It, too," the agent went on; "our best business is done during I-cnt, Yon wouldn't think It, would you? But It's so, nnd has been for the last two or three years. While society Is doing penance and goes about In sackcloth and ashes be fore men, It Is being entertained In its drawing rooms and dining rooms by artists whose work In the winter lius made them famous or Infamous, which ever way you want to look at It. "I am Inclined to believe that the ten dency for what the world calls 'ques tionable performances' Is growing. That Is as far as the private entertain ments are concerned. The young folk —the buds—who a few years ago were Satisfied with tlas parlor elocutionist type crave something a bit strongei now, especially In Lent. We gave thein the best—or the worst—wo had last year, and I don't Ruppose they will be content with any Bunduy school benefit this year." ■ I Boon succeed weuk nCcllXn neSH anil languor when 8 Sarsaparilla is taken to purify, enrich and vitalize the blood. Hood's Barsapa rtlla expels the germs, of sorofula, salt rheum anil other poisons which cause so much suffering and sooner or later under mine the general health. It strengthens tho system while It eradicates disease. HOOd'S S p r aHHa Nt ho best—in fact theOneTrue Dlood Purifier. Boh! hv Hi I d nudist*. >1: nix for S6. MAAH'* Dill* ure the best after-dinner nUOQ S rlllS Pills, aid digestion. 2&c. K day Hires % V Rootbeer SET I) stands be- iS-v S tween you y//,., B and the dis- ''Jill/U\vv\\\ K tressing ef- / / h\'\' ,V / 9 fects of the heat. ;: V '' (HIRES! f Rootbeer | ft cools the blood, Sj "JiHr" tones the storn- *6 1 ach, invigorates (II /T they body, fully ll IM satisfies the thirst, X \ \ Adelicious,spark- ffl I ling, temperance -A /p- pr-f drink of the high- IB |A I est medicinal value. I? |(| Mad*only by 0L II I Th* Char lea K. Hire* Co., PhUa. flj |f| A package make* 5 gallon*. II 1 | bold cv*rjwh*rc. ■% ■% ■ ■ rn rn ■ m ARDR can he saved with- II 11 I I A| MM out their knowled#* by ■IU■I HI If Anti-Jan the marvelous | | | | |H |% cure for the drink habit. | | ml || | Write Renovtt Chemicul ■ ■ w " • Co.. ttti Broadway, N. Y. Full information (In plain wrapper; mulled free. /some years I was | I quite out of health, and I y \ / took much medicine 1 V \ I which did me no good. 11 RfMPS) \ \ I was advised by a friend to\ \ \ I try Ayer's Sarsaparillal \ \ I which I did, taking a dozenl /M lor more bottles before stop-1 (jA/ I ping. The result was tliat l\ /felt so well and strong 1 / I that I, of course, think there ls\ / I Ino medicine equal to Ayer's Sar-y\ I [/ \i 1 1 / saparilla, and I take great pains V | I 1 / Ito tell any suffering friend of it and V Si' \ I \ | I what it did for me."-Mrs. L. A. \ V \ \\ j Mi' BRAY, Kllbourn,Wls.,Feb.ll,lß96. \ I i V \ WEIGHTY WORDS J W FOR >ilin Advice, Etc., Etc. 1 kissed her lirst. Then for one more Persistently I plead, Until at last the maiden spoke: "You talk too much!" said she.—Puck. A Believer in the FitneHA of Thing*. Teacher—''Spell kitten." Bobby—"Pooh, T'lll too big to spell kitten. Try me on cat."—Truth. Natural Indignation. Caller—"Are you sure Miss Richo is not in?" Maid—"Do you doubt her word, sir?"— Life. Duft. "Our cook is crazy about bicycling." "Does sbo ride much?" "Ride! She gets on her wheel to hang out her washing."—Detroit Free Press. Another Way. "When you lend books to Biblio pinch, how do you get them hack again?" "I go round to his house and steal them." It Seemed to Be. ' Hojack—"Was it muscular rheuma tism you had?" Tomdik—"Yes; very. It threw me on my back and kept ine from getting up for a month." Distanced. "I thought that your son was pur suing his studies at the university?" "So he was, but he concluded he couldn't catch lip with them." —De- troit Free Press. Conjugal Itepartee. "Jack, dear, it isn't a bit nice of you to let such small troubles worry you so soon after our marriage." "They do seem insignificant when I think of that."—Life. A Change of Base. Mrs. Beuham—"You used to say that our life would be one grand fcweet song." Benham —"That was before I had to sing it to the twins." Not Necessary Now. Bobbie Bunting—"l guess that fel low must be engaged to sister at last." Willie Blimson—"Why?" "He has suddenly stopped giving me money."—Life. His Advice. Wife—"Dear, the doctor says it is necessary for me to take a trip across the water. What do you think I would better do?" Husband—"Get another doctor."— Puck. Force of Habit. "Board the enemy!" shouted the pirate chieftain. It were perhaps well to say, en pas , sant, that he had kept a summer hotel prior to becoming a buccaneer, and was never able wholly to depart from the method in vogue in his former line of robbery.—Truth. No Belief. Family Friend—"l congratulate you, my dear friend, 011 the marriage of your daughter. [ see you are grad ually getting all the girls oft* your hands." Old Olivebranch—"Oft* my hands yes; but the worst of it is J have to keep all their husbands on their feet." —Tit-Bits. Objected to Slung. "Mamma, I know what's mak n' you shiver that way." "What is it, Tommy?" "It's that chilly sauoe you've got on the table." "Don't lie smart, Tommy." "Yon thought it wouldn't make you chilly 'cause it's hot stuff " (Wliack! Whack! Whack!) —Chi- cago Tribune. Among the Ohl Families. "Our market man," observed Mrs. Mcßwat, as she poured the tea, "is a decided character in his way. He prides himself on his pedigree, and has documents to show that his an cestors came over in the Mayflower." "I don't doubt it, Lobelia, " replied McSwat, sawing away energetically on the fowl before him. "T believe his ancestors came over hi the Mayflower, and I believe they brought this old hen with them!"— Chicago Tribune. The Electrical l'ittiio. A piano on an entirely new principle is announced from Germany. The strings are stretched across the sound ing hoard as ill the ordinary piano, lint the entire hammer mechanism is ab sent. Instead, the depressing of the key puts in action a magnet, which au tomatically attracts and releases the wire, thus producing vibrations with out the metallic stroke which accom panies the sound in the common type. The resulting effect upon the toneH is said to be very remarkable. The high notes resemble those of an TEoliall harp. The middle and lower notes are like a 'cello or an organ. It responds readily to every variation in power and expression. A note can be sounded for several minutes without varying in quality. So radically different from all existing instruments are the effects that a new style of music is needed to bring out its capabilities.—lllustrated American. A Vain Search for Coul. Melbourne TheoHophiteH have spent $40,000 in driving a shaft 4000 feet deep at Red Bluff, St. Kilda, having been assured by Mahatnm? tln\t they would find rich deposits of eoal there, fio far 9&ly ocean mud has been found. A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAS NERVOUS PROSTRATION. The Revivifying Effects of n Proper Nerve Food Demonstrated. From the Era, Bradford, ra. Several mouths ago, Miss Cora Wntrous, the sixteen-year-old daughter of Mr. I. C. Watrous, a locomotive fireman, of 61 Clarion Street, Bradford, I'enna., was seized with a nervous disorder which threatened to end her life. The first symptom of the ailment was a loss of appetite. For some little time Miss Watrous had no desire to eat and com plained of a feeling of extreme lassitude. This was followed by severe pains iu the j head. For three weeks the young lady was nearly crazed with a terrible headache and nothing could ho procured to give her re lief. Finally, after trying numerous remedies, a physician was called and began treating the patient. He said the trouble was caused by impoverished blood, but after several weeks of his treatment the young lady's condition had not Improved aiid the parents decided to procure the services of another physician. Jn the meantime Miss Watrous' nervousness had increased, the pains iu her head had grown more severe and the bufforer's pnronts hud almost given up hope of her recovery. it. was at this time that Mr. Watrous heard of Dr. Williams' Pink Fills for Pale People. He found that the pills were highly reeom- I mended for nervous disorders and con eluded to give them a trial. A box of the pills was purchased and before they had ull been taken there was a murked improve ment in tlie girl's oondition. After a half dozen boxes had been used, the young lady's appetite had returned, the pain in her head had ceased and she was stronger than at any time previous to her illness. Miss Watrous concluded that her cure was complete and left home for a visit to rela tives in the grape country near Dunkirk. N. Y. Nhe stopped taking the medicine and by over-exertion brought the ailment back again. As soon us the returning symptoms wore felt, Miss Watrous secured another box of pills and the illness was soon driven away. She Is now iu better physical con dition than she bus been for years and de clares that she owes her life to Dr. Williams' rink Tills. Mr. and Mrs. Watrous were Interviewed by a reporter at their home on Clarion Street. Both are loud in their praises of Pink Pills. My daughter's life was saved by the medicine," said Mrs. Watrous. "Her condition was almost hopeless when she commenced taking them, but now she is as strong and healthy as any one could be. I cannot recommend the medicine too high ly." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, In a con densed form, all the elements necessary to give new life and richness t<. the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are an un failing specific for such diseases as loco motor ataxia, partial paralysis, Bt. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effect of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female. Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 cents a box. or six boxes for f2.50 (they are never sold in bulk or by the 100), by addressing Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Schenectady. JN. Y. Brave Mtn. Alex MeClure of the Philadelphia Times says: "The two boldest men he knows are John Wannamaker of I'htladelphla and Tilly Haynes of Boston. Both went to New York. Jtr. Wannamaker took the Stewart property, the finest dry goods store in the world, and Mr. Haynes took tho great Broadway Central Hotel, the largest in the city. But dry rot had crept into both of those magnificent properties and no one dared to grasp them, until John Wanna maker took one and Tilly Haynes the other. A complete nnil unqualified success has crowned the efforts of both. Verily a good reputation is better than riches." Try Graln-O I Try Graln-O I Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack age of Grain-O, tile new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well as the adult. All who try it like it. Grain-O has that rich seal lirown of Moeha or .lava, hut it is made from ptlre grains, and the mostdalicate stomach re ceives it without distress. One-quarter the price of coffee. 15 i ts. and 35 eta. per package. Hold by all grocers. J. 8. Parker, Fredonia, N. Y..savs: "Shall not call on you for the *IOO reward, for 1 Iw lieve Hall's Catarrh < hire will cure any caseof oatarrh. Was very bad." Write him fur par ticulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c. 11l 18.50 Maryland's wealth was $219 Onn - 000; now it is $1,200,000,000. BF BFAIJTIFIII f ,F VOUR BLOOD 's bad '" L Sll UL ! YOUR FACE SHOWS IT. It's nature's warning that the condition of the blood needs attention before more serious diseases set in. Beauty is blood deep. /£> HEED THE RED O^anoer, When you see pimples and liver spots on your face. Make the COMPLEXION Beautiful, by Purifying the BLOOD. If the blood is pure, the skin is clear, smooth and soft. If you take our advice, you will find CASCARETS will bring the rosy blush of health to faded faces, take away the liver spots and pimples. Help nature help you! YOU CAN, IF YOU ONLY TRY. No i Agents Everywhere! For the Lovell "Diamond" |,.i Cycles, and we stake our BUSINESS REPUTATION of over 55 years that the |most perfect wheel yet made is the 1 Lovell Diamond 97 Model. !/ INSIST ON SEEING THEM. Q< iENTS in nearly every City and Town. Examination will prove Ka< ri their superiority. If no agent in your place, aeuil to uh. |ji large line of Low Priced and Second- Bj hand wheels at unheard of figures. : SEND FOR SECOND HAND LIBT. I liICT CL E CA TA LO(I VE Fit EE, Bra We have the largest line of Bicycle Sundries, Bicycle ami Gvmna- | HB sium Suits and Athletic Goods of all kinds. Write us what you want BJ and we'll send you full information. If a dealer, mention it I JOHN P. LOVELL ARMS CO., 131 Broad St., Boston. I M Headquarter. Tor Cilia. Itlllr. and Urvolv.r., Fl.hlnir Tackle, sum.. ud h>::, UporliuK Uoud. .f Kver.v Ilccrlptlon. WBEND FOR OUR LARGE ILLUSTRATED OATALOGUE. "DON'T BORROW TROUBLE." BUY SAPOLIO 'TIS CHEAPER IN Tff END. Bones in a Silver Vein. If the lind of a Colorado silver mlo. or, made half a dozen years ago. ix t taken Into account, there Is but llttU doubt that the human race existed on tills continent as long ago as the time when the silver veins were In process of formation. In the Ilocky Point I mine, at Oilman, 400 feet below tli I surface, a number of human bones ' were found imbedded hi the sliver bearing ores. When taken out o vet SIOO worth of ore still clung to ths i bones. An arrowhead made of tem | pared copper and four Inches long, was also found with the remains. The Left Ear the Best. It has been ascertained by experi ments that a number of persons who use the telephone habitually hear bet. , | ter with the left ear than with ths right. The common practice of the tel ephone companies Is to place the re ceiver so that it will be applied to the left ear. In order to educate the right ear to the same point of efficiency It Is recommended that the receiver be held in the right hand half it the time. A Continuous Performance. Mauidy—Come on, Silas; It costs too much to eat In thet place. Silas—Yes, 50 cents Is a lot ter pay fer a dinner, but look bow long we kin eat—from 1:30 to 8 o'clock. Let's go In. —New York Tribune. Fhalc* Into Your SboM Allen's Foot-Ease, a jiowder for ths feel 1% cures pal it ful, bwolleu, smarting feet, and in btautly takes the sting out of corns and bun ions. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen's Foot-Fast makes tight-fit* ting or new shoes feel easy, it is a certain cure for sweating, callous uud hot, tired, ach ing feet. Try it to-day. Sold by all druggist* and shoe stores. By mail for 25c. in stamp*. Trial package FH EK, Address, Allen S. n> T sted, Le Hoy, N. Y. Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervous ness after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise free Du. R. 11. Klink, Ltd., 961 Arch Bt.,Phlliv Mrs. Window*s Soothing Syrup for children teething, softens the gums,reducing inflamma tion, allays paiu, cures wind colic. 26cA bottle. After physicians had given -up, I was saved by Piso's Cure. Ralph Eaiito, Wil liamsport. Pa., Nov. 12?, 1890. BICYCLE EXCITEMENT. i THe sensa the bicycle market has \ four of the leading L ' manufacturers com cSTuf bining to protect the ™ vl retail trade from be ryjrfKtl ''"posed upon by Anal £M>lSflßi agents and others who tti v' Vi°a K,T V K oyijist should ride rrcuH. Lo\ II Ai ms Co. anything but a first c lass, guaranteed wheel, uud at prices charged from the nameless and unguaranteed wheels. I here is considerable opposition to this com bination on the part of those who handle low grade wheels, but the public will be the winners, thanks to the Lovell Arms Co. A catalogue of our regular bicycle stock and a special list of wheels issued by the Big Four Combination mailed free on application. IS/LOS RjtJ HOW TO BUILD ASK WILLIAMS MFC. CO.. KALAMAZOO. MICH. PENSIONS, PATENTS, CLAIMS. 3 JIB. iu ia*i w*r, iiudjuUicntiuA ultimo utty. flaou