Michigan egg-shippers claim that they pay more money annually for Michigan hen fruit than is paid for Michigan wheat. The irony of Fate is sublime. One of the victims of the Mississippi flood woe a book agent who had been ped. dling a work on irrigation. Times and cycles have changed many customs, and the old saying, "Hook before you leap." is now rendered by the cautions pedestrian, "Look before you cross the street." The Theosopliical Society is nourish ing in California. It has bought forty acres of land ou Point Lone, near San Diego. The society intends to build a big hotel and sanitarium aud to spend $400,000 on the undertaking. This unkind fling is from the San Fraucisco Chronicle; "As soon as the water dries off in Oklahoma the prairie fires will set in. Oklahoma is a fine new Territory for people that yearn for excitement, but it is noticeable that it doesn't get much immigration from California." The decision of the Trunk Line As sociation of railways to accept bicycles as personal baggage between States is another recognition of the place the wheel has won. If now the trainmen can be compelled to nse ordinary care in handling bicycles, riders will have got a solid advantage. In his sermon on last Sunday, a prominent New York clergyman said: "The organic church here has lost its hold on the public mind. Women are the only ones who hold to church organizations of to-day. There are but 35,000 men in the City of New York to-day who go into Protestant churches. This is true also of Roman Catholics. According to the latest estimates, it is figured that 385,000 persons attend the Roman Catholic churches, but of that number there are a great many who go to church once or twice a year, and some who never go unless they think they are about to die." It is not generally known that the President and Vice-President of the United Htates never travel by rail to gether. It is one of the precautionary measures that hedge about the lives of the two foremost men in the National Government, the idea being that if an accident upon the rail should cause the death of oue of the illustrious men the other would still be spared to the country. It was for this reason that ex-President Cleveland invariably rode upon the Pennsylvania Railroad when he journeyed from the Capital to Phila delphia or New York, and Vice-Presi dent Stevenson traveled on the Balti more and Ohio. President McKiuley and Vice-President Hobart, when they attended the recent Grant celebration in New York, followed the same plan. Fifteen years ago J. J. Lentz, of Ohio, and E. E. Bobbins, of Penn sylvania, were roommates in New York City, while they attended the Colum bia law school. Ou the evening after their graduation Bobbins asked Lentz what he was going to do. "I am going back home and run for Congress. What are you going to do?" "I am going home to Pennsylvania with the same idea. We. will meet some day in the House." And, sure enough, when the roll was called for the members of the Fifty-fifth House of Representa tive# to come to the clerk s desk to be sworn in, Mr. Bobbins, the representa tive from Greensburg, Penn., met Mr. Lentz, a representative from Columbus, Ohio, in the area in front of ttie clerk's desk. Clasping hands, they remarked in the same breath: "Well, here we are." Burdett Coutts, Hir Ashmead Bart lett's brother, whose marriage brought him so much ill will in London, will be the first person born as an Ameri can citizen to enter the House of Lords. There have been several Americans naturalized as Englishmen who have received baronetcies and knighthoods. But no one yet has had a peerage conferred upon him. There are still hopes, however, that the young Harvard graduate, son of Lady Henry Somerset, may succeed to his grandfather's sadiy impoverished Dukedom of Beaufort. The Duke's oldest son, the Marquis of Worcester, who married the widowed Baroness de Tuyll a year ago, has just become the father of a little girl. It is needless to add, remarks the New York Hun, that the Marquis is greatly disappointed, and so, too, are the tenants on the Beaufort estates, who dread becoming subject to the rule of a Duke reared by a mother professing such strong views on the .subject of temperance as Lady HenryjHomersut. They com© to m© In the shadows That ©overthe dying day, They takr tfc'ir forms and substantia Out of thf twilight gray; They have .<> tangible features, Nor any fi