Tlit' meu who design war maps have * experienced a .slight da?.h of the return •of prosncrit v. Be f ore the jrt? R freeze in Florida the ti• >?::1 orauge crop was from .\o(>v <> to li),'M):\oo(Mrt-w3. The o-tlnii. - tor this season ;s 7U,9J0 bo e . The uighe-t pilot charges mails any wlirre in the worM ure levied at San Francisco, Cul., where the harbor and its approaches are so ample ami safe that the Government ha not beeu obliged to expeud SIOO,O JO on them tu maDy years. Japan having made a treaty with Germany by which German trade marks and pateuts will he recognized in Japan, Cheat Britain proposes to obtaiu the same privileges for British subjects, under the most favored nation clause. On- her run down the coast from New York to Norfolk the torpedo boat Furragut maintained her record as the fastest vessel in the world. She made the run at au average of twenty-two knots (about twenty-seven miles) an hour, despite bad weather. At a triul iu Louisville, K\., involv ing a great deal of racy testimony the Judge had tue courtroom cleared of all spectators, ami stated that this procedure would be followed in ail cases in which the idly curious should fceek to teed on vulgarities. The old project of a railroad from ! the City of Mexico south into South j America is up again for talk. The ; distance from the City of Mexico to ' the South American frontier is 1700 tniles. Over 400 miles of this road is iu operation, and SO) miles more are under construction. The remaining 500 make the trouble, and seem likely to make it for some time to come. "It is an extraordinary iuttauce of the irony of fate," says the London Chrouiclp, "that Lord Robert-.' son should lose the sight of one eye at polo. For years past Lord Roberts has exerted himself to diminish the grave dangers of polo playing; iudeed at la9t he issued an order that players should cease to wear caps, but should protect their heads—and their necks —by helmets. Iu spite of everything, t however, the list ot killed and wounded officers is so considerable as to give ; the game a bad name among the authorities." No wonder that prairie laud in Kan sas is cheap, when a Kansas farmer claims that a hen is more valuable than uu aero of his laud. He establishes his proposition by showing that the acre of laud produces twenty bushels j of corn worth only $2, while the hen iu a season will lay ten dozen eggs, worth ( 51.50. As the heu requires little care I ami less feed, it is plain that she is the I best revenue producer. Imagiue oj California farmer content with an in , come of $2 an acre from wheat ranch j or fruit farm, remarks the Sun Fran- i Cisco Chronicle. Dr. George F. Shra ly, one of the foremost physicians in this was recently asked what was the best ! form of exercise, aud he replied thai walking was superior to either bicy cling or borsebael:yidiag,as it was the | most natural form in which one can j get air and sunshine. Dr. Skrady de- j clared that few people are hurt bv | overwork ; the great majority are in- ' jured by worry, which is more ex- j hausting than any work, and by fail- i ure to cure for their bodice. The j thousands who injure their health by \ uudue exercise in gymnastic and other sport-s will probably call Dr. Shraly, an old fogy, because he praises so situ- j pie a form of exercise as walking, but I much of the world's best work has I been done by men who ma lea habit ! ot walkiog and wlio kept a clear brain I in a sound body by thi-> means. One of the plensar.test 1 eat ure-4 of j the inauguration of Preai lent McKin- i lev, mysthe New York Journal, was, the public interest taken in hi- a-'ed •' mother. Her picture appeared in nil ' the papers that uudertuke to illustrate ! the events of the day, aud very re inarkuble that picture was—of an ! American mother--showing, as it did, i in its venerable and rugged face most ! of the characteristics which have made 1 her son eminent. Still more remark able is it that public attention should ! turn aside in a political heyday m> r - ly to take an interest in the unknown woman who had the least to do with the formal festivities and the most to dt/ with the formation of the Presi dent'/! character. Nothing could be finer. It is the first time that the mother has been recognized by the nation, with a deep, silent respect, that she could not have won if she had spenb her life on the platform or made slum orous personul appeals. BUDGET OF FUN. | " ni MOitoi s SICKTCIIKS N:OM VAIt!OU& SOURCES. lien Create You—Cared For-l'p- I'ijjlit in One Thing—'Tiie I'itss ing of fjove Served Zilm Right. Mtc-. i m mav break, you may shatter l'Ue vasrt if you, will: I)ut you c.in't faze th< florist Who sands you the bill. —Chicago Record. CARED FOR. "Thereare 100 poets iu Indiana." "Yes; and they are establishing uew reformatories all over the State, too." i —Chicago Record. UPRIGHT IN* OSFI THING. Our cashier'H defalcation was a great | surprise to us. ' "Why V" "He wrote such a beautiful vertical hand." WANTED SOMETHING NSW, "Did you accept that pooin entitled ' •Winter's Snow?'" "No; what we particularly wish to encourage this year is snow iu sum mer."—Chicago Record. TNR. TOUCH o. v NATURE. Mr?. Joikins—"This hook on na tural history says that, seals sometimes shed tears just like men." Jorkius—"Yes. Just like men who have to pay for seal skin jackets." A MYSTERY. j "While Miss Fit/, was away George i look her parrot." "Anything happen?" • "I don't know ; she keeps the par ■ rot down cellar, and the engagement I is off." —Life. PROFITABLE FLATTERY. Ted—"How did that English noble mau manage to borrow the money frotu Chollie?" Ned —"On being introduced he asked him if he wasn't horn on the other side."—Judge. THE PASSING OF LOVE. "I'm afraid he does uot love me any i more." "Whv, what change have you fouud ?" "None. His pockets arc empty of ; late."—Cincinnati Enquirer. THE REASON. "Too bad about young Baldy being struck by lightning, wum't it? I sup pose it was because death loves a shin ing mark." | "No; because nature abhors a vacuum."—New York Journal. SERVED IIIM RIGHT. I Sapstnith (endeavoriug to bo very, i very fuuuy)— "Miss O.dgai, I tee hee—think I will give you a—aw 1 goose for a birthday pwesent." Miss Oldgal (joyously) "Oh, Mr. Sapsmitb, this is so—so tmddeu." j PREVENTIVE OF FAILURE. j "There are six necessities, you know, for a happy marriage." "What are they?" 1 "First, a good husband." | "And the others?" ""he other five are money."—La , Caricature. THE SUPERLATIVE. Herbert—"My pa is richer in your I pa." Freddie—"No, ne ain't." i Herbert —"My pa owns three houses on this block." Freddie—"Um ; "but my pa owns ! the mortgage on 'em." HIS FADS. ! "Last year Mr. Giglamps ned to be always smuggling home va.uabio I j books he had bought without his wife's knowledge." "Doesn't he do so yet?" | "No; now he smuggles iu expensive ; attachments lor his wheel."—Chicago i Record. HOBS DC CO 118 AT. j "Mv mm can't meet yours to-mor- , row," sail the ambassador of one j i pugilist to the envoy extraordinary of - another. J "What's the trouble?" "He has sprained his"— j "Ankle?" | "No; he has sprained his tongue." . j "Have von real the 'Story of the I I Baptist Youth and the Presbyterian j i Maiden' that has just come out?" j "No.* It ends unhappily, aud 1 1 I make it a point not to read tragedies. " j "Ends unhappily? Why, it eud-> with the marriage of the youth and the i maiden." "I know it does."—Chicago; j Tribune. HE ADVERTISED FOR FAIR. Wife "Be sure to advertise for' Fido in the morning newspapers." Next day the wife rea l as follows in 1 the newspaper . "Ten Shillings Reward.—Lost, a mangy lap dog. with one eye aud no i tail. Too fat to walk. Responds to the name of Fido. Smells like a monkey-house. If returned stuffed, thirty shillings reward."—Tit-Bits. ON noTii SIDES. FTe was looking tor work, and had button-holed the manager. • 1 "My motto," he said proudly, "is > priuted ou the outside of your door. It is 'push.' " "That's very good indeed, though somewhat old," reiuaraed the man ) ager, "provided you've got what's printed inside our door." He pointed with a haughty gesture !to the cold inscription, "Pull."— i Judge. I'ussj's Dinner FJew Away. The Fort Worth (Texas) correspon dent of the Philadelphia Times writes: Wo had some pretty cold weather in this part of the world last week, and one of the host blizzard stories turned roose by the low temperature is that in which u eat and a lot of Euglish sparrows played conspicuous parts. The eat, Chico. a big, briudle fel low, belongs to F. Y. Elliott, of this county, who is himself authority for the story. Elliott says that on Monday morning of last v/eek. wheu the snow was ul , ready pretty thick and still falling, | Cuico came into the kitchen looking mighty wefl fed, and bringing an ap ' pnrently dead sparrow in his mouth. The eat had evidently made a pretty meal, but had au eye to future cou ; tiugeuoies, so he deposited the bird iu | au overturned basket in the coiner and went out. Presently he came iu again with another bird, deposited it in the basket aud went out, to reap pear still again, loaded as before, in j fact, these crips kept up till ten or a dozen sparrows had been placed in the basket, aud then Ghico curled up uuder the stove to take a snooze. The kitchen is a pretty comfortablo one and by-aud-by things begun to get kind of lively iu the basket, as the heat got iu its little work of restoring to life the half-frozen birds. First one then another of the sparrows turned heels under, stretched his stiffened tegs, spread his wings ami came to. Presently the wnole catch were lip ami out, fluttering about the ro6m, perch ing on the shelves, helping themselves to crumbs and feeling quite at home generally. ludeed, they waxed gay, and set up such a chirping that they awakened Chico from his snooze, and ! when the big fellow arched his back, stretched himself ami made for the basket, thinkiug to refresh the inner cat with a toothsome sparrow, such a look of astonishment depicted itself on his features as was never Beeu. But the birds were bv no means slow to take in the situation. At Chico's first move they began to make themselves scarce, and before he recovered from his astonishment the last OQe had flown, trusting rather the ills they knew not than a catas trophe they wot of. But if over a cat I was fooled, Chico was. He stayed by the basket all day, aud refuted to be I comforted because the birds were not ! there. No doubt the next time he finds a good thiug he'll hold on to it, aud let the "rainv day" look out for itself. Cheap Land in the South, From SOO to 1000 miles south of Chicago we have the State*. *)f South Carolina, Georgia and Alabama, with a climate that cannot be excelled by any other portion of the globe. These lauds will produce two and three crops each year trom the same acre, while Irom four to six cuttings ol grass may be obtained during the year. No ir -1 rigation is required here, as the uver ! age rainfall is about Jour iuches a : month during the year. This land is | ready for cultivation at once, many of I the placed being well improved, with buildings aud fruit orchards, while large sections were old-time plauta j tious. These lands can be obtained j lor $5 an acre, aud are near all the ; largest markets of thiscouutrv, which \ can be reached both by water and by rail transportation. Such markets as j Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York, Brooklyn and Jersey City I may be reached at the lowest rates lor ; transportation. Chicago's philan thropic, patriotic capitalists cau per form a benevolent deed by aiding 10,- j 000 of Chicago's unemployed but de serving citizens to become self-sus taining on these lands.—Chicago Roc • urtL Hole in llis Head. That a man could live with a liolo live inches in diameter iu his skull seems strange, but that is just what Robert Merngold, now iu u hospital at Chamberlain, South Dakota, has lone for some time. A good many years ago it was discovered that there was a hole in the left side of Merri gold's head about two inches across, and ever since the hole has beeu con stantly growing lrrger. The scalp covers the hole, and is the only cover ! ing over the man'? brain. The pbysi -1 c'ans who have examined the case are at a loss to know the nature of the disease .r what is the cause. Merri go!d, who is over seveuty-fivo years old, never felt any ill effects Irani his strange affliction until a couple of years ago, but since that time his mind has beeu gradually giving way. | —Detroit Free Press. The Oldest 'iree in the World. In the royal gardens at lvew there I i? a branch of what is said to be the eldest tree in the world—the famous dragon tree (Dracaena draco) of Ora tava. This tree, which was destroyed by a great gale some years ago, was, | the uew weekly paper, the Rocket, suys, supposed to he at least 2000 or d ) l) years old—some assigned it a much longer growth. A branch was removed troru it and brought to Kew, where it still thrives; it may be seen in the Economic house.—Westmluster Gazette. ('ami da's To! her- iu - Law. The late Mgr. Fabre, Bishop of Mon treal, was a thorough Gaul in tempera ment and sympathies, enys Leslie's Weekly, an t did not hesitate to ex press the latter in pungent bous mots, i HO IN o ot which have become legendary, i Dining one .lay at the table of tho i Governor-General of the Dominion, ho referred in course of conversation to "France, our mother." "France, i your mother !" broke in the Governor ; ; "what, then, is England to you?" The i Bishop smilingly shrugged his sliotil | dors and rt?lied : "Oar mother in law." WALKING-STICKS FOR WOMEN. The walkiug-stick for women is said to be coming in again. In "Gay Paree" they are the fad of the day. The cane must match the gowu iu color, and the head is often jeweled with stones of the same hue. Some times this jeweled head is made to serve as a viuaigrette. THE LARGE WAIST. Large waists are said to be coming iu fashion again, but curiously enough it seems to be the aim of all dressmak ers aud tailors to give the long, slender lines und as small a waist as it is possi ble with any breathing power, and the lines of braid on some of the new jackets are most cleverly arranged to taper iu at the waist and broaden out over the shoulders. A USEFUL HINT. Tortoise shell combs and pins for the hair are very much worn at pres ent, and a knowledge of how to restore the beauty and luster of such orna ments is of value. An old-fushioned recipe book, written wheu such orna ments were treasured by the grand mothers of tho preseut generation, advises rubbing tho polished surface with powdered rotten stoue and oil. The rotteu stone should be first sifted through line muslin. This will remove all scratches; then a pol ish is to be applied by gentle rubbing with a chamois to which u little jew eler's rouge has been applied. WHERE BEAUTY COUNTS. 4, 1 am inclined to think," said a man who had a great deal to do with the 6tnge, "that three-quarters of u woman's chance of getting a start as au actress depends upon her personal beauty. It is not that ulone, however. There are some women who will at tract iu spite ot their beauty. J have seen that frequently in tho course of my life. A woman who has a large degree of beauty without the power of attracting.makes a decided impres sion at first, but it i 9 soon gone. I am not sure but it is a certain round ness of mental aud physical develop ment that makes a woman attractive. The feeling that she possesses it gives her nn equilibrium which is pleasing in itself. That a good appearance is u benefit on the stage cau be seen in many cases where there are both men and women holdiug prominent posi tions who cannot act, aud who depend only on their looks."—Philadelphia Times. "AMELIA'S PALACE." "Amelia's palace" is the cynosure of all travelers' eyes in the Latter-Day Zion. Everyone who spends an hour iu Salt Luke City, Utah, visits the handsome three-story stone structure dignified by that title. The womuu whose memory the building will per petuate is still living. Amelia Folson Young, the sixteenth und favorite wife of Brighaui Young, is still hand some and remarkably well preserved. So well has she managed the liberal estate left her by her famous husband that it has increased many times in value, and she is one of the wealthiest of her sex iu the far west. She has exceptionally refined tastes, and is fond of travel, having made several extensive European tours. Mrs. Young is a devout Mormon. She re sides, not in the palace, but in u spa cious home a few blocks west of the historic buildiug. She is a cousin of Mrs. Grover Cleveland.—New Orleans Picayune. WHAT LITTLE GIRLS ARE WEARING, Tweeds and cloth of various textures and colors are being used to make winter frocks for little girls, and plaids, which are always becoming, were never handsomer, says Womau's Homo Companion. Some of them are so large in desigu as to allow only one block in the length of the skirt; and they are held iu equally us good style as the more modest small check and tho less pretentious plaids of smaller size, which are muchworu by children of all ages. Stockings to match these pluids are affected, and iu most ot the newer ones cau be almost perfectly matched.The Scotch Highlander stock- i ing, showing the plaid in the foot and half way up the leg, where it is mot with the plain color which predomin ates iu the plaid, is seen with these natty costumes. Coat and skirt cos tumes are extremely serviceable, and are largely worn on the street. A blouse of some simple silk or wool material is worn underneath the coat, making the costume answer for either street or house wear. Besides the reefer-shaped coats and tailor jackets, tho Eton coats and boleros are worn, in which case they are much trimmed with fur, and lined and interlined so U3 to give the requisite warmth. IIOW ENGLISH GIRLS STUDY. The English students* power of con centration is remarkable. They re spect perfectly the study hours of their Irieucls, aud will tolerate no interrup tion of their own. The English excel, says Popular Science Monthly, wheu tried by two of Professor Ivruepelin's tests of meutal capacity : Amount of work done iu a given time and power of concentration. Wherein lies their . advantage? They will tell us that their strong ami necessary ally is vigorous outdoor sport. The English girl has, of course, known from childhood the habit of outdoor life. At college she plays hockey or hand polo, cricket, lives, aud the games with which we are more familiar for at least two hours a day, and oftener for a longer time. Two hours is u minimum of time spent iu exercise. .\t frequent intervals, usually at the end of each week, she seeks recreation from past and prep aration for future effort by spending many hours iu the open air; in boat ing on the river, it may be, or in tak ing a tramp of thirty miles or so. During vacations she not infrequently makes walking tours of longer or shorter duration. If an English girl finds that her mind is inactive and unreceptive, she recognizes this as au indication that she needs recreation. She drops her books aud puts her brain in fit condi tion for study by some vigorous play. Under liko conditions the American student, not recognizing nature's sig nal, mentally scourges herself for dullness, and urges her jaded mind on to overexertion. I once heard an. Eng lish girl assert that she could dawdle all day, but could not study for more than two hours at a time. A BRAVE MOTHER. She was a careful mother. The fam ily of children had been well brought up, but they were rather fastidious iu some things, and hard times had made it difiicult to please everybody. How ever, the good soul always insisted upou the plate of porridge and milk every morning for breakfast as u good commencement for the day. Other food might fail, but she munaged to provide the jug of fresh milk out of her limited resources, and the boys aud girls of that household thrived, though commous were often short. Hut oue morning tlie mother hap pened to look into her jug after she divided the precious quurt among her offspring. Her own thimbleful lay at the bottom, aud in the milk destined for the plateful of porridge in lront of her was a great ugly cockroach—au exaggeration of the ordinary roach, it seemed to her disgusted vision. Here was a dilemma ! How on earth was she to flud another jugful of milk? Meanwhile the children were enjoying their porridge. They tasted nothing amiss in the morning mess; and, in deed, when asked, the eldest boy thought that his porridge tasted better thau he had knowu it for a long time. Could she sacrifice u good breakfast uuder the circumstances? For not a child would eat another spoonful if the horror were revealed. It was a puzzle. Yet to keep silence, and not to drink the milk herself, meant that the distressed mother would have curi ous eyes upon her, aud that would never do. So at last, in desperation, rather than send the children away hungry, she poured out the remainder of the precious fluid as it nothing were the matter, taking care to keep the disgusting insect at the bottom of tho jug, aud then with an inward prayer lor strength she proceeded to eat. The meal ended in due course, hut the secret remained undiscovered. Every body enjoyed the morning porridge except the mother. There is heroism and heroism—wo are in doubt how to classify this bit of Brisbane experi ence.—The Queenslauder, DON'TS FOR SLENDER WOMEN. Don't walk to excess ; a short walk will be beneficial, but long walks are flesh reducing. Don't wear black; black has a ten dency to make any one look slender. Eight clothes are most becoming. Don't strive for loug waisled effects or use pointed girdles ; the longer you make yourself look the thinner you will appear. Don't have your lingerie too close fitting; have your underskirts gath ered around tho hips and a full front in your underwaist is good. Don't Btay up late at night; get at least nine hours'good sleep. A woman needs more sleep thau a man, and | nothing keeps her iu good condition ! like lots of sleep. Don t use artificial means indiscrim inately to make you look less slender. If done at all it should be doue by a dressmaker who knows her business or the result is horrible. Don't wear stripes; checks, plaids and horizontal effects are better for thin women. They should strive for becomiug, deceiving effects if they study art iu dressing at ali. Don't wear a large, broad-brimmed hat—it looks out 01 proportion, espe cially as the face of a slender girl is usually small. A moderately sized or small hat will be found much better. Don't fail to have your gowns made with an eye to hiding the fact that yon are too slender. Full waists, fancy fronts and bouffant effects are best, while draped skirts or very full ones will detract from your slender appear ance. Shabby juckets can bo freshened up with braids for spring wear. Pretty designs can bo bought all made up. Of course, it is cheaper to buy braid by the piece and make some simple design, aud is not at all a difiicult un dertaking. The Sign* of Longevity. At a recent meeting of the Academy of Science, Mr. F. W. Warner, in speaking upon the subject of biometry, ottered some very interesting data, whioli are in the main true. He said : Every person carries about with him the physical judications or' his lon gevity. A long-lived person may be distinguished from a short-lived per son at sight. In many instances a physician may look at tho haud of a patient and tell whether he will live or die. In the vegetable as well as the animal kingdom, each life takes its characteristics froui the lite from which it sprung. Among these in herited characterises we tind the capacity for continuing its life for a length of time. The capacity for liv ing we call the inherent or potential longevity. Under favorable conditionu and environment, the individual should live out the potential longevity. With unfavorable conditions this longevity may be greatly decreased, but with a favorable environment the longevity of the person, the family, or the race may bo increased. The primary conditions of longevity are that the heart, lungs,and digestive organs, as well as the brain, should be large. If Ihee orgaus are large, the trunk will be long aud the limbs com paratively short. The person will ap pear tall in sitting and short in stand ing. The hand will have a long and somewhat heavy palm and short fin gers. The brain will be deeply seated, as shown by the orifice of the ear bfc ing low. The blue hazel or brown hazel eye, as showing an intermission of temperament, is a favorable indica tion. The nostrils beiag large, open, and free indicate large lungs. A piuched and half-closed uostril indi cates small or weak lungs. These are general points of distinc tion from those of short-lived tenden cies," but, of course, subject to the usual individual exceptions. Still, it is well acknowledged that the charac teristics noted are expressions of in- , herent potentiality, which have been proved on the basis of abundant statis tical evidence. —Medical Record. Tree Changes Its Quarters. An unusual feat in the transplant ing line was accomplished recently here, says the Pittsburg Dispatch. An elm tree lifty feet high and with a trunk eighteen inches iu diameter, with roots aud all, was moved titty feet. The tree is the property of Mrs. William Thaw, and stood on the line of the Heechwood Boulevard, where it traverses Mrs. Thaw's property at Fifth avenue, near Shady avenue. Mrs. Thaw desired to save the tree, and Conductor Johu Eichleav under took to move it. A circular trench was dug round the tree at a distance of ten feet from the trunk. At a depth of six feet the workmen excavated un der the tree, bracing the earth above with timbers. The mass of earth, twenty feet across and six feet deep, in which were imbedded the tree and its roots, was theu boxed in with j planks. Screws were placed beneath, the whole mass raised and placed ou rollers and moved fifty feet to where a great hole had been prepared for its reception. It was lowered into place, earth tilled in as the screws weie re moved, and it stood as firm as if it had grown there. The tree was maintained in an up right position by the weight of earth at the roots. The whole mass weighed seventy tons. The work occupied about three weeks and a number of photographs ol the tree while in tran sit were taken. Origin of Druggists' Show Bo'.ties. An interesting story is told by the Chicago Grocer in connection with the familiar red, yellow aud green vases that brighten tho windows of drug stores. The custom of placing them there originated with an apothecary who found himself wiuiis the red light with which tradesmen ot his class were accustomed to ornament their store fronts. To make up the deficiency he got a bottle of red liquid and placed a candle behind it. The effect pleased him so well that he decided to improve it by placing a second red light in the window, with the aid of another bot tle of red mixture and au additional caudle. This sign made such a brave showing that au euvious rival cist about for means of improving on tue sign. He hit upou the scheme oc placing a bottle colored with yellow fluid beside the red oue, and theu sur passed his previous effort and carried all before him by placing a green bot tle beside the yellcw. The three made a sign that caught the town, aud afl the druggists quickly fell into line. The bottles were replaced with the handsome vases at present in use, aud the druggist's sigu was here to stay tc brighten the dingy streets of town aud village. Little Known About Warls. "The more I study into tue question of warts," said a well-known physician, "tho more convinced I am that there is but little known of them. It if surprising what few references are made to warts by the standard writers. Iu many of the leading books ou sur gery there is no inentiou at all o warts, and as a result physicians ar< almost in as much dark about them a* others. To tell the truth, I have goi more information from old nurset about warts than I ever did from mj medical or surgical lectures or from 1113 reading. Hundreds and hundreds o! times patients have asked me how to get rid of warts, and my answer ha* generally been to let them alone, aud that they would go away as mysteri ously as they came. Of course I coulc cut them off or burn them oft* witb caustic or nitric acid, but my experi ence has been that two or three came back tor every oue so removed. lam not superstitious on anything excepl warts and I confess that I am aboul them."—Washington Star. K.vpcctanoy. Over the sea, tfie (oam-orPMtod sea, There sails us tip with white wings to mo; 'Tis laden with hopes of Is-To-Be. It will corne to land, when the break of day Bends a rosy E DUII on a sun-lit rav. To brighten tue shore-touched, shell-linod bay. —tthuda A. Masteu, in Homo Magnr.ino. At the Tick of the Clock. Ever" minute, every minute Has the whole oT living tu it. home one's crying, Home one's born. Some one's dying, Old and worn. one's laughing, Some oue's fed. Borne one's chaffing, J>ome one's dead. Some one's hearing • Love confessed. Some oue's jeering Some ouu's jest. Some oue's sorry. Some one's glad. Some one's worry Drives him mud. Every minute, every minute lias the whole oT living in it. —Tom Hall, in Truth. A Lassie's Way. O. flown in the meadow the air was aweot With a breath of blooming clover. The blue-eyed grasses were kissing her foot And an a/, ire sky bent over; But Mary's heart had a burden of woe, A bur.ien she sought to cover With a smile and song, lest the world should know She ha 1 loved and lost, her lover. Each daisy was nodding her snowy head. And a zephyr stirred th grasses; Sir bobodnk. saucily laughiug, said: 44 'Tis ever tho way with lassies. They thiuk that a quarrel when .nce begun Can bo as easily ended; But laddies are lost, as laddies P.TH won, Sometimes when 'tis least intended." But down through the meadow young Arthur And the laughing skies beut over; The zephyrs wnispered a maiden's name And a tremor stirred the clover. Though he spoke no word, yet he kissed her brow In spite of the ch'ding grasses, And bobolink whistled: ''Just see her now, " "l'is ever the way with lassies." —The Peterson Magazine. The True Patriot. The man who lays his life upon the shrine Of Liberty, responding to the oall Of Freedom, bidding him surrender all; Obeys HO impulse struug so subtly hue it is less human than it is divine. But ho whose purpose, every wish and thought. Is for his country's progress, weal and power, Who gives his youth, his manhood's per fect flower; The good of throbbing mull it tides has sought* A grunder, higher destiny, has wrought. The victor's death is easier than to know You live a martyr's life for some grand cause, Bujliling the temple of j(i9t, righteous laws, For ingrates to revile and overthrow. The laurels of a patriot's best tjanowA Are plucked by Freedom from a martyr's crowD. —Emma P. Seabury, in Home Magazine. The Knd of It All. The proud man, fat with the fat of the land, Dozed back in his silken chair; Choice wines of the world, black men 10 command, Bare curios—rich and rare— Tall knights in armor ou e.rher hand- Yet trouble was iu the ah*. The proud man dreamed of his younger days, when He toiled light-hearted and sang all day; He dreamed again of his gold and of men Grown old in his service and hungry and gray. Theif his two hands tightened a time: and then They tightened, and tightened to stay. Ah me! this drunkenness \vor. j e than wine! This grasping with giuedy hold! Why. the poorest man upou earth, I opine, Is the man who has nothing but gold. How better the love of man divine, With God's love mangold. They came to the dead man back in his chair, Dusk liveried servants that come with the light; His eyes stood open wiih a frightened stare; But his hands still i;.ghteuod us a vice is tight. Thy opened bis bands—nothing was there, Nothing but bits of night. —Adelaide Chronicle, ••Until the Day llronk." A human soul went forth i:n< ihe night, Shutting behind it .DAUU'B mysterious door, And shaking off with strnuge, resistless might The dust that ouce il wore. So swift its ttlgnt, so suddenly it sped- As when by skilful bund a bow is bent The arrow hies—those watching round the bed Marked not the wc.y it went. Heavy with grief, their aching, tear-dimmed eyes Saw but the shadow fall, and knew not when, Or in what lair or unfa miliar guiso, It loft the world of men. It broke from Sickness, that with iron bands Had bound it fast for many a grievous day; And Love itself with iis restraining hands Might not its course delay. Space could not hold it back with fettering bars, Time lost Us power, and ceased at last to be; It swept beyond the boundary of the stars. And touched Eternity. Out Jrotn the house of mourning faintly.lit, It passed upon its journey all uloue; So fur not even Thought could follow it luto those realms unknown. Through the clear silence of the moonless dark, Leaviug no footprint of the road it trod. Straight as an arrow cleaving to its mark. The Soul wont home to God. 44 A105!" they cried, "ho never saw the mora, But fell asleepoutwearied with thestrife"— Nay, rather, ho arose ,\nd met the Dawn Of Everlasting Life. —Christian Burke, iu Pall Mall Magazine. Either Way—Flat Hunter—"ls tbia a spare room or a closet?" Agent— "lt depends, madam, on how many you have in your family."—Puck,