The continued and growing demand for bicycles has had its effect on tho hard wood lumber trade. Greeks are asking Christians for tho modest sum of 810,000,000 to help them to buy out nil tho Mohammedan land owners in the island of Crete. It is beginning to bo believed that the hated mole is really a friend of tho farmer. Examination ot moles' stomachs shows that they feed mostly upon worms, grubs, beetles and other enemies of tho husbandman. The Chicago Board of Education has ruled that Hebiew teachers be allowed to abstain from work on their princi pal church holidays, for which priv ilege the pay of tho substitute teach ers will bo deducted from tho salaries of the absentees. A nice penny the city of St. Louis makes out of the telephone frauchise. The Bell Telephono Company recently deposited 810,405.85 in the city treas ury, representing live per cent, of tho gross receipts of the company for six months ending June 30th, that tho company is required to pay the city in consideration of its franchise. Footballists were wont to snicker at pnblio opinion two years ago, the Pathfinder recalls, when, outraged by the brutality developed in a noble eport, that mental consensus said "stop it!" Obs rve the knights of the gridiron to-day, brought under the restraining aud civilizing force of a greatly reformed and iron-clad code of rules. Vivo la Public Opinion. Family troubles are the great source of suicide and insanity. In Germany, during 1895, there were 2831 suicides of men divorced or separated from their wives, 9918 of widowers and only 286 of married men; with 313 of wo men separated from their husbands, 121 of widows but only 61 of married women, aud 87 of unmarried. Every million inhabitants in Wurtenburg had 1510 lunatics among women se parated from their husbands and 1481 among men separated from their wives, 338 among widows and 338 among widowers, but only 224 among unmarried women and 236 among bachelors. It is commonly thought that tho in stinct for new and striking advertising is a trait more characteristic of Ameri cans than of any foreign Nationalities. But the Scotch are smart, too. Tho British Medical Association met this summer in Carlisle, and all the great men in the medical world were present. Now, an Englishman, no matter what time of the year it may Vie—spring, summer or winter—must always wear a tall silk hat while in London. Out of town it is diflerent. When the great London doctors assembled in Carlisle the hot weather mado a change of headgear necessary. Tho chief hat store had just introduced an American "hat shaper" of the style familiar in New York hat stores, but rare in Eng land. This hat shaper makes little diagrams of the shape of the customer's head to guide tho hatter in shaping the now hat. Tho hatter took the "outlines" of the heads of all his medi cal customers and mounted all the figures in a frame and placed them in his window to show to the passers by. Attached to the deformed, irregular shaped figures were Buch names as Sir Augustus Playfair, Lawson Tait and many others of international reputa tion. Although 1000 miles away, the Cape of Gibraltar is of great importance to England. Its value is that of a watch tower from which the movements of warships can be observed and tele graphed as they pass into and out of tho Mediterranean. Moreover, situated as it is near our trade routes, says the London Times, it is the point at which vessels would naturally call for news, orders, coal and protec tion during the continuance of a war. When you consider that in every sec ond of time twenty tons of shipping go out or come into our home ports, and that, as a matter of fact, tho stream is continuous and never ceases, and tnat the value of the sea-borne trade of the British empire is calculated at 84,650,000,000, of whichabout 81,250,- 000,000 neither comes to nor goes from the United Kingdom, it seems difficult to exaggerate tho valuo of the fortress of Gibraltar or to realize tho congestion of British shipping which might Heek its protection in war. It has at present no dry docks. Its gar rison consists of seven companies of artillery, four companies of engineers and three companies of infantry. It is the meeting place of our Channel and Mediterranean squadrons. The roads do not afford safe anchorage in all winds, and an enemy eould conceiva bly shell them if he mounted heavy guns on Spanish soil. AT DAWN. When morning breaks What ship shall rise from out tho bound less sea To bid mo greeting with tho break of day, Then float into tho blue forever free Or linger with tho changing tides for aye? What myths my mind in happy fancy makes' When morning breaks! _ When morning breaks! Ah! Thou—what foundling hopes shall come to me To sook fulfillment ore Iho close of day? What songster sweet shall rise from out the lea And pause to let mo list his roundelay The while his sleeping mate ho gently wakes As morning breaks? When morning breaks! Thy heart 1 pray from dulling care'll bo free, While mine—ah! had I only mine own way You'd ever dwell besido tho wave with rae And see tho ships anl hear the rounde lay. Alas! such visions happy fancy makes When morning breaks. —J. Harvey .Lawrence. A SINGULA 11 fill GST. /* 7H. HENIIY API'S, VfefeW of Hoxton, com- Ifj'wx im Wi " xln 3 IH\V& IB tj Ihe wires ou } gif if leigh Court. Ho f 5: \\V/ / /( looked P it the 111 / f I dim light in the Vfl V\W I l l reSßiu ß room, J| uud chuckled tJtk / softly as ho bent * the last yard of (1 a j) "-'re- Vr "A trip in ft time," said Mr. Apps, "sives nine." Ho threw the ropo ladder gently in the air, and at the iirst effort it caught the projecting nail. " 'Onco on board the lugger/quoted Mr. Apps, facetiously, as he mounted the rope ladder, " 'and the girl is mine.'" He opened the window very gently and soon stood inside the dressing room. Near the table in tho corner of the room was an iron safe. "Well, I'm jiggered!" exclaimed Mr. Apps. He loosened the flaps of his fur cap and mopped his brow with the back of his hand. "Well, I'xu jig gered ! If they 'aveu't been and left the key in for me. I might have sived myself a lot of trouble if I'd a Unowed." Mr. Apps swung open the heavy door of the sate aud listened to the music downstnirs. Young Lady Staple burst was giving (as Mr. Apps very well knew) a dauce, a fancy dress dance, on her return from the Conti nout, after her term of widowhood. "I'll jest see, first of all," ho said, "that the coast is abslootty clear, and then—then for a bagful, "j Mr. Henry Apps stepped out into tho broad passage. He slouched, with his jemmv sticking out of his capa oious side pooket, a few steps toward the stairs. Suddenly a girlish tiguro | turned the corner. "Llc-is my art!" cried Mr. Apps. "Why how do yon do?" said tho young lady, stepping forward. She gave a soft laugh that was very pleas ant. "This is really delightful. Do you know, I recognized you at once, in spite of the costume." She held the hand of Mr. Apps for n moment, causing that gentleman to gasp for breath, and called ono of the maids. "Just bring me a pencil and a card," she said. "I must arrange for a car riage to take Captain Norman hack to his hotel in tho morning. I wasn't! sure that he would come." "I can walk," remarked Mr. Apps, with restored self possession. "I won't hear of it. When shall we say, now?" "Say in an hour's time," said Mr. Apps. "I can go upstairs again alone, change my togs, and do all I want to." "And can't you stay longer?" She gave the card to the maid, aud ordered it to he despatched nt once. "I've got a busy night before me," urged Mr. Apps exeusingly. He thought of his dog waiting on the lawn, aud feared it might give nn in opportune bark. Besides, the safe was still open and the diamonds were waiting for him. He had noticed with satisfaction Lady Staplehurst was wearing none. "You were always an active man, Captain." "Alwavs a-doing something," agreed Mr. Apps. "if it isn't one thiug it's another." Ho shook his head reflec tively. "I of'en wonder I don't write a book about it all." "I don't believe yon will know any body here, Captain Norman," she saiil, as they walked downstairs, "hut 1 couldn't holp sending you a card, see ing how friendly wo were on the l'eshawur. Do you remember those evenings on deck in tho lied Sea?" She was really a very lino young woman, anil iu her costume she looked extremely well. "Do 1 not?" said Mr. Apps, with much .fervor. "Shall I ever forget 'em." "And then the journey from Brin disi, you know ; aud that funny little German —you remember liim?" "He was a knock out, that German was." "And the girl who played the banjo, and—" "It was great," agreed Mr. Apps— "great." The large ballroom was very full. A small covey of brightly dressed young people flew toward the young hostess to complain of her temporary absence from the room and a broad-nhoulderod Gondolier shook bauds with her and took up her card with something of an air proprietorship. "I thought I had left the key in tho —excuse me." Tho young hostess took her card from the Gondolier. "1 am engaged to Captain Norraau. You don't know him? Allow rae." "Please to meet you," said Mr. Henry Appe. " 'Ow'sthe world using you ?" "That's an original costume of yours, Captain Norman," remarked tho Gou dolier. "I don't know that I've ever seen anythiug so daringly ever be fore." "Well, wot of it?" demanded Mr. Apps, with sudden aggressiveness— "wot's tho odds to you wot I like to wear? You needn't thiuk you're—" "Captain Norman," interposed the young hostess laughingly, "you mustn't overdo the part. Look here. I've put your name down for this waltz, but if you like we'll sit it out— that is, if you promiso to keep up that diverting East End talk. I liko it. J)o you thiuk you can manage to do so?" "Bather!" said Mr. Apps. "And it is a capital make up, Cap tain Norman," she went on. "Do you know that at first, just for one mo ment, I thought you were a real bur glnr." "Fancy that, now!" said Mr. Apps. He was relieved at soeiug ail obvious way out of his difficulty. 'There's nothing like doing the thing in a proper, striteforwaril w'v." "And," said Lady Staplehurst, with her fan ou his arm, as they walked across the room, "you have got the East End accent capitally." " 'Taint so dusty, is it?" She beckoned to the Gondolier. "Captain Norman aud I are great friends," she said, in an explanatory way. "Ho has not l>ojn loug homo from abroad, and be knows scarcely any one." "Not a blessed soul," echoed Mr. Apps. "You mu9t let me show you round a bit, Captain Norman, said tho Gon dolier, with determined geniality. "Can you come round to my club one night this week?" "Whaffor?" demanded Mr. Apps suspiciously. "Why, to diue ! Say Thursday." " 'Eavous knows where I shall be on Thursday," said Mr. Apps. "T don't." "You must consider me at your dis posal if you requiro any introduc tions. |I know a good lot of people, and any friend of L*dy Staple hurst's—" "Oh, come off tho roof," said Mr. Apps, with much discontent, "wot's tho use of torking?" "Isn't it capital?" asked Lady Staplehurst of the Gondolier, delight edly. "How much more interesting it would bo if every one would only talk to mo iu their character." Lady Scapleliurst rose with some thing of hurry in her manner and spoke to Henry VIII. "What regiment do you belong to, Captain Norman?" asked the Gon dolier. "Bind out," said Mr. Apps. "Am I too curious? I know very little of tho army, I'm afraid." The Goudolier was resolved to be agree able to Lady Staplehurst's frieni. "I always dodge the army nights in the House. I suppose you kuow soveral of the Service members?" "I kuow as many as I want to kuow," said Mr. Apps evasivoly. "A man iu my position of life 'as to be a bit care ful who ho mixes up with." The hostess returned from Henry Viir. "I can rnnko nothing of this man," whispered tho Goudolier to her as he rose. "I think he's silly." "If you knew his qualitios yon wouldn't speak of him like that." She resumed her seat by the side of Mr. Henry Apps. "Well, blow me !" said Lady Staple burst, screwing her pretty mouth in her eflort to imitate the Cockney's accent; "blow rno if this ain't a fair take—l mean tike dahu," Bbe laughed. "It's of no U3e, Captain Norman. 1 can't talk as you can." "It's n gift," said Mr. Apps, "that's what it is." "Von don't want to bo introduced to anybody here, I suppose?" "Not me." "You havo heard of—" She pointed iu the direction of the Gondolier. "All I want to." "He's really making a big name in the House, you know. I watch his career with great interest." "Thinks a jolly lot of hisself." "Oh, I thiuk a lot of him, too," re marked Lady Staplehurst pleasantly. "And is that a jemmy sticking out of yonr jacket pocket? This is, indeed, realism. You know how it works, I suppose?" "Well, l'vo got a kind of hides," said Mr. Apps. "Look 'ere. You put this end in and—" Mr. Appa found himself getting quite excitod in the explanations that ho gave. It was a new sensation to meet one who showed an intelligent interest iu his profession, and he could not help feeling flattered. Look ing up ho saw the Gondolier gazing at him. "He don't look 'appy, that chap," said Mr. Apps. "Will you excuso me for one mo mont?" "Wot are you goiug up to, miss?" he said apprehensively. "I want to speak to him." "Wh 1" (with relief) "I dou't mind that." Whilo Lady Stoplehurst was making the Gondolier resume his ordinary ex pression, Mr. Apps thought and though. The couples promenading after tho waltz looked curiously at him. "It's the rnmmießt show you was over in, 'Enery," said Mr. Apps; "you're a 'aving 'em on toast, you are ; but you'll he glad to get upstuirs ageu. You want them dimonds, that's wot you want. Time means money to you, Minery," Lady Staplehurst hurried to tbo doorway. A murmur of amusement went tbrougb the room as tbo guests saw a new arrival in tbo costume of a police constable, accompanied by a man in plain clothes. Mr. Apps, thinking over bis exploits, gazing abstractedly at bis boots, regretting their want of polish, did not see them until tbo plain clothos man tapped him on tbo shoulder. "What, Apps again?" exclaimed tbo man. "Yus," said the burglar, tcntedly, "Yus, it is Apps agine, Mr. Walker. And vurry glad you aro to see liim, I've no daht." "Always a pleasure to mcotagentlo man like you," said Mr. Walker ckeer lully, as be conducted him to the door way. "I've wanted to run up against you before." Much commotion in the ballroom at tbo diverting little scene. General agreement that Lady Staplehurst was a perfect genius at entertaining. "But, loveliest girl," said the Gon dolier, confidently, to Lady Staple burst, "isn't ibis carryiug a joke rather too far? That's a real detec tive." "I know," said tbo loveliest girl, i trembling now a little. "That's u 1 real burglar, too." "A real—" "Yes, yes. Don't mako a fuss. 1 ' don't want the dance spoilt. Take me down to supper, like a good fel-' low."—Tit-Bits. A Demand for Better Horses. So much has beeu said about the in roads of the bicycle on the profits of horse-breeders and livery stable keep ers that it is quite worth while to con sider, from a strictly commercial stand point, and leaving all sentiment cut of tbo question, what i 9 tbo future of the horse,just bow nearly we can dispense with his services, and what 6ort of substitute for this faitb'ul of man inventors and scientists muy offer to us. Far seeing and intelligent breeders of horses have already come to the conclusion that it does not pay to raiso colts which will not bring a re munerative price when old enough to bo marketable. Western horsemen who have been handling these cheaper horses are looking for better grades. They have been dealing in auiinals fit only for street-car service, light truck ing and the most ordinary kind of road work. A few of tbo better ani mals of this class can be made avail able for farm work and breeding farm stock. Men who havo a real love for and appreciation of the horse, and who have made a thorough study of its breeding and management, havo for years tried to convince Western stock men that it costs no more to raise a good horse than a poor one, outside of the cost of tbo sire. The few men who have come to a realizing sonse of the true state of the horse find that by adopting this wiser course they are obtaining better prices for whatever borsec they send to market. But they never ship "scrubs." These aro the men who lill the steady demand for heavy dralt animals,high-class carriage teams or roadsters for men who care more for stylo than speed. A few bronchos will bo required for polo use, but the day of the California "oayoose," the Mexican "plug" and the Eastern "crowbait" is past. The jingle of the bicycle bell has rung their knell, and their requiem will bo sung by buzzing electric motors and a full orchestra of clatteriug cable cars, overhead trolleys aud the whir ring of horseless carriages.—The Led ger, A Giant Swing. E. B. Zimmerman, of Warren, has what is probably the highest swing in Texas. Tho frame is made of pine logs seventy eight feet long, which are set in the ground eight feet, making tho swing seventy feet high. The cross-pieoe is GxG inche*, and is fas tened to tho top of the upright pieces iu such away as to be as strong as if tbo frame was all one piece. On the rorth side of the swing is a pole forty two feet high, at the top of which is a pulley. Tho persou who wishes to be swung is strapped in (if he or she desires), aud then takes hold of oue end of a rope, the other end of which is run through the pulley and fastened to a team of horses. Tho horses are started off and the swinger is pulled to the top of the pole. Wheu the top is reached he j drops the rope aud is at once launched I into space, sometimes going as high as 100 feet on the opposite side from the pole. One turn at tho swing is gener ally enough to satisfy one for that evening. Since the erection of the swing Mr. Zimmerinau's house has be come a resort every evening for the young people of Warren, and parties frequently come from Hyatt and other neighboring towns to enjoy an even ing in "the swing."—Dallas News. Smallest Voting List. Does anybody know what town has the smallest voting list of any in the United States? it is Glastonbury, a picturesque little place among the hills of Vermont. Its present population, which is tho largest it has ever had, and of which it is most proud, is only 241. At the Presidential electiou in 1892 only six votes were cast, five Demo cratic and one Republican. Yet, in spite of its small voting list, it always sends its representative to the General Assembly. It has no postoffice, and ono of its most prominent townsmen holds no less than seven different offices. The town has often sent a State Senator from its people, and more than once a County Judge has been choHeu from Glastonbury.—New York Recorder. Postal Cards. Moro than 300,000,000 postal cards are used annually iu the United States, and it requires nodes* than 720 toui ! of paper to make them. A MINIATURE FARM. I Queen Wilhelmiua, of Holland, has a miniature farm, the produce of which she gives to tho poor and to the hospitals. Her Swiss chalet is stocked with the accumulated toys of twelve years or more, and here she has learned to "keep house" in tho most approved Dutoh style. THE NEW COLLAR BANDS. The collar bauds on the new gowns are one of the special points of deco ration, and frills of some sort aro in variably set in on the edge to stand up around the neck, commencing a little distance apart on either side of the front. They arc made of knife-plaited silk, ribbon, lace or chiflon, and one very effective trimming is lace in Van dyko points, outliued with a tiny ruche of colored ribbon and gathered into the neck. PJain velvet collars, with plaitiugs of ribbon set iu fan shape at the book, aro very pretty,and cellars made of bias folds of light vel vet or satin, with narrow black poarl sdged ribbon edging each fold, aro mother fancy. A PICTURESQUE SMITHY. A Kansas girl of seventeen not long ago won tho prize in an unusual con test in competition with two men, 3he had learned to turn a horseshoe in a blacksmith's shop, and at an en tertainment for tho benefit of the church, she matched herself against two of the most expert blacksmiths in the city. Three portable forges were placed on tho stage, and each contest ant was allowed a helper to blow his bellows. Both men and tho girl wore leather aprons peculiar to their call ing. Tho men smiled indulgently at their rival as thoy waited for titnu to 00 called, but becatno anxious, then ilarined, then discomfited, when she turned a perfect horseshoe before the iudieuce and judges in less than four minutes. Tho curtain dropped on a pretty tableau of glowing forges and the smiling girl victor, who speedily ippeared among her friends daintily clad in white. A REMARKABLE PRINCESS. One of the most remarkable features of Iho Czarina's suite, according to the Vienna correspondent of the Lon don News, is Princess Galitziu, who personifies the mistress of the robes of past centuries. Bhe is as tall as a grenadier, drosses rao3t gorgeously, ind wears six ostrich feathers in her bonnet. Her hair, in plaiu bauds, jurrouuds a large faco with remark able teeth. She dominates tho whole scene iu which she is placed, and the Empress Elizabeth's mistro-s of the robes, little Countos3 Goes, with her ■movvy hair and her simple back dress, worn to please her imperial mistress, offered a straugo coutrast to tho Rus sian court lady. Tho court and tho suites drove in procession of twenty six carriages so perfectly appointed that they aro the pride of Prince Liechtenstein. So perfectly alike are they that the saying is that the only difference is the color of the coach men's eyes. NEWEST ROUND IIAT3. The conical crown continues to ap pear on the newest round hats of the 1 season. It was hoped that this shapo* would coino up only to disappear, as do many other erratic and exaggerated styles, but it seems to gain ground as tho autumn advances. It is a style, as ! a whole—laden with its weight of superfluous garnitures —that is cer tainly not in accordance with the pres ent elaborate spreading effects in diess. The steeple-crowned hat of tho typical Welsh woman looks in unison with the rest of her National garb—tho aspiring hat making up by its height for tho shortness of her scant skirts, so that proportion is duly maintained. Some of the new Mother Goose stylos of bats for dress wear have sucrar-loaf crowns and immense brims, flat all around, or curved at the sides. These shapes would prove trying to the most beautiful face or tho most regular features. Many are of cream-white felt, over decorated with white plumes, tips, breast feath ers, beaded galloons, or black and white effects iu ribbon, luce and plumage. —New York Post. SEEN IN MY LADY'S CHAMBER, Every well regulated bod-room which has moro than one occupant has two single beds nowadays. They are fitted up iu what is culled tho Italian style. Tho biass back which is draped, is iu one piece, and has tho regulation movable arms, on which tho curtains are hung. Tho high foot piece of each bedstead is separate, save for a still higher arch, made of ornamented brass, which connects the two draperies aud ia rather more elab orate. The full hack is still used, but over it are arranged deep festoons aud long drooping ends, bordered with narrow lriuge. The sentimental damsel may now sleep with her bend upon "his" let ters, for the latest health fad is the paper pillow. The paper is torn into very small pieces aud tlion fput into a pillow sack of drilling or light tick ing. The pillows are very cooling in hot weather, and are said to bo supe rior to feather ones. Newspapers are not used as thoy have a disagreeable odor of printer's ink, but brown or white paper aud old letters and en -1 velopes are the best. The liner the paper is out or toru tho lighter 11 makes the pillow. If a piece of camphor gum is placed in tho drawer where aro kept dress waists that aro trimmed with stoel it will prevent tho steel from tarnish ing. If you live- in a mosquito infested spot you may be interested to know that a drop or two of pennyroyal in the bedtime bath will keep tho plagues off. A saucer of oil or pennyroyal left standing in the bedroom will help to banish them. Powdered borax sprinkled around the spots where roaches or water bags abound or a dose of boiling Lot water for them to swim iD, or, better still, a dinner of molasses and hellebore, will furnish occasion for crape on tho door of many overburdened kitchens.— Philadelphia Times. GOSSIP. The Countess of Dunraven sings in the village choir. AVilliam Stoiber, tho newest Colora do millionaire, has his wife for a busi ness partner. Borne of the French railway com panies not only employ women as clerks, but also in thesignai bosos. Mis 3 Braddon, the novelist, is so opposed to being photographed that she recently refused §IOO in cash and a royalty on all photographs of her that might be sold. Miss Muriel AVilsou, tho daughter of "Tranhy Croft" AVilson, is ono of the beauties of tho London season. Sho has jet black hair, glorious eyes to match and olive skin. A London journal calls attention to the fact that tho Princess of Wales at tended tho Bayreuth festival, incog nita, and that she is one of tho most ardent AVagnerites in England. There are now 110 oooking rooms connected with London Bchools, for the instruction of pupils, and 30,000 girls are receiving instruction in culi nary and other domestic affairs. The most recently organized society in Atchison, Ivan., is one among the girls, wherein each member is com pelled to take an oath that she will not marry a man whoso salary is less than hers. Lady Louise Tighe, the daughter of the fourth Duke of Kiohmond, is tho solo surviving lady who took part iu the ball that her mother gave on tho evo ot Waterloo. She is now ninety three, and writes a firm, clear hand. The Countess Tolstoi is aa excep tionally refined and beautiful womaD, and is naturally extremely fond of so ciety, but to pleaso her husband sho lives secluded and devotes herself to being his amauuensis unci secretary. The Episcopal diocese of Michigan has declared women eligible to vote for vestrymen in parish elections. Twenty-five other dioceses and four missionary jurisdictions of tho Epis copal Church allow women to vote for vestrymen. One of the wedding gifts presented to Princess Maud, who is an expert bicyclist, was a baud of white leather, studded with turquoises. Oa it wero Bix little belis of gold aud silver al ternately, and it is to be attached to the haadlo b.ir of her bicyolo. Mrs. Ilobecca Keener, eighty-four years old, residing near White Oak, Penn., has never seen a locomotive or train of cars, although she oau hear tho whistle of the engiuo iroin her home. She is an active woman aud does all the work about her home. She and her husband recently cele brated the sixtieth anniver3ury of their marriage. The prosent Dowager Empress of China has often been compared to Catherine the Great. AVhether the lady deserves EO merciless a compari son is not certain, but there seems to be little denial that stormy saeues not infrequently disturb the palaco wheu tho ex-Empress and her royal son hap pened to disagree on some polioy of state. Matters have even gono eo far that recently a philippic against "petticoat" Government was issued iu the oapital of the Flowery Kingdom. FASHION NOrES. Braiding will be one of tho now fashions. Blaok corded silks and plain satins will be fashionable. Fancy jackets, suoh as tho bolero, Figaro and Eton, are to be worn. The flowered Bilks that wore so pop ulnr oarly in tho summer will bo worn until late. The cloth waists for winter will have tho body of the waist braided aud the sleeves plaiu. One of the most fashionable bodioes now worn is tho short bolero or zouave jacket, of which there are many tvpes. Miniature golf sticks iu gold are de signs in the newest scarf pins made by the representative jewelers. They aro certainly up to date. The recognized finish to every well made skirt is a narrow inside foot-frill, (jinked at cither edge, whioh should be caught to tho facing every few inches. Women who wear on a wido satin ribbon their badges, pins, buttons and insignias of the various societies and associations to which they belong, are eritioised as seekers after notoriety. The badges, pins, buttons and in signias wore not made, however, to put away in bureau drawers. WHEN POLLY SMILE 3, When Polly smiles the grayest skies Take on a heavenly blue; And O, the light in Polly's eyes— Ilow bright it isi How true! And from his perch, on her sedato Young shoulders you onn see Love shoot his arrows swift and straight, Wiion Polly smiles at mo But, O, my soul! whon Polly frowns, How black and fierce tho skies! And, oftentimes, n raindrop drowns The light in Polly's eyes. • But when I kiss her all tho rain And storm clouds quickly flee, And happy skies are blue again, Por—Polly smiles at mo. —Anna 'fczioE, JIUMOIt OF THE DAY. When in the brassy skies abova No hope nor help I see, 1 gladly seek tho girl I love- She's always cool to me. —Cleveland Plain-Dealer. Little Elsie—"Ain't thoso cows small, ma?" Ma—"Yes, dear." Little Elsie—"l guess them's the kind, they gets condensed milk from, ain't they?"— Philadelphia Becord. Canny—"ls Miss Wilbur at home?" Sforah—"No, sorr." Canny "Woll —go upstairs and ask her when she vill beat home." Norah (going) "Yis, sorr."—Harper's Bazar. The orator tiie air makes blue, While getting in his licks, And as tho days grow cooler —whew! How hot grows politics t —Boston Courier. "What in thunder are you epeakin* to the school children for?" asked tho voter. "Just keep quiet," roplied the sandidate; "they'll all bo old enough io vote beforo I'm elected."—Atlanta Constitution. "How did you daro toll father that you had a prospect of a hundred thousand dollars a year?" sho asked. "Why," ho answered, in righteous in dignation, "I have, if I marry you."— Washington Star. It is talk wasted for an unmarriod woman to boast of her economy to nn unmarriod man. A man never ajipro ciates economy in a woman nulil after he hat married a woman who doesn't praotico it. —Atchison Globe. Hendricks—"Say, if wo can't get this crowd in front of us out of tho way, we are going to miss our train. What shall wo do?" Carr—"l have it. Let's start a discussion on tho coinage question."— Cincinnati Enquirer, lie rails in long and tedious prose About the drama's dearth; Yet he pays and goes To see 1 he shows And he laughs his money's worth. —Washington Star. Mr. Frankstown (admiringly) "How fresh you look this morniDg, Miss Homewood!" Miss Homewood (who detests the young man) "How fresh you talk this morning, Mr. Frankstown."—Pittsburg Chronicle. "What did the crowd gather nt the corner for a few minutes ago!" "A woman's wheel collapsed." "I sup poso they wanted to see how badly she was hurt." "No, they were trying to find out the name ol' tho wheel."— Judge. "I want you to understand," roared Beefly, "that the sun never sets on the British Empire." "That's right," quietly remarked Yank E. Doodle, "but Uncle Sam has found it necessary to set on her once in a while."—De troit Free Press. Coronor—"ls this man whom you found dead on the 1 abroad iraok a total stranger?" Wituess (who had been told by the company to bo care ful iu bis statements) "No, sir. His leg was gone intoirely. Ho was a partial stranger."—Texas Sittings. Mrs. Spooner—"Charles, do you think you would over marry agaiu?" Mr. Spooner—"What, alter having lived with you for ten years I Never!" Mrs. Spooner says she would give something handsome if she only knew what he meant by that.—Boston Tran script. Fixing His Idenlity: Attorney— "Well, now, you say you saw tho man who did tho stabbing?" Witness— "Yis, sor." Attorney—"And would yon kuow tbo culprit again if you saw him?" AVituoss—"Ho wasn't no cul prit, sor; ho was a Eyotalinu."—• Cleveland Leader.' Bees Stop Hallway Work. Bees recently stopped tho construc tion on tho Butler (l'ouu.) and Pitts burg Bnilroad, Andrew Carnegie's now freight lino from Pittsburg to the great lakes. Near Butler the road passes through a two-aero field where bees aro kepi by tho owuor, George Beibor. Mr. Beiber refused to give tho railway company tho right of way through the beo field. Mr. Beiber rofusod to move tho bees, hut ofiered to sell them to tho railroad company. Tho company declined to buy them, and ordered the workmen to remove them. AVhen this was attempted the beei resisted tho invasion of their bomoi so violently that the invaders were compelled to flee. Tho bee 3 are there yet, and tho workmen on tho road will not touch them. —Now York Press. A Deadly Venom. Tho question has been asked which is tho most powerful poison. So far as is known, snake poison consists of a peptone whioh produces local ulcera tion, an unknown virulent substance, which causes infiltration of blood when injected into the tissues, and nn albu men which is not apparently poison ous. AVhen snake venom is concentrated by removing the third substance and retaining tho other two, what is left constitutes the moat powerful poison known to toxicology. It is forty times moro powerful than the original snake venom. It has been reokoned that a single thimbleful of it suitably applied would be enough to kill 25,000 people, —New York Journal.