Of every 1000 Europeans 202 ara Russians, 13!) Germans, 110 Anstrians, 107 French, 100 English, 84 Italians, 48 Spanish, 17 Belgians, etc. The investment in good roads mado by Staten Island will pay for itself many times over in a vary few yenrs, predicts the Now York San. Tho population is increasing rapidly. Li Hung OV.ng is said to have been gTeatly impressed by his interview with Bismarck, particularly with tho cx Chancellor's suggestion that the best way to reform and up-bnild China would lie upon the baßis of on nrmy, even if it comprißßd OS mure tana 00,- tXK) men. This shows up well for American liberality. Dr. Wolf, of the Univer sity of Heidelberg, tried in vain to raise sufficient funds to buy a new photographic telescope for the insti tution. Miss Lorillard Bruce got over tho difficulty by presenting a now in- Etrument, which is said to bo even larger than that which she presented to Harvard. If Schopenhauer wero living ho would bo delighted to find that while Hegel, the supremo object of his con tempt, is falling into oblivion in Ger many, his idol, Kant, is coming moro and more to the front. Not only has the Berlin Academy of Sciences de cided to issue a now, completo edition of his works, but a new periodical de voted to ICantisu is to bo brought cut, Professor Vaihinger being tho editor. Speaking e.t a meeting in London In support of tho unity of the English speaking world, Sir Walter Bcsnnt, the well-known novelist, declarod that ho did not believe that Canada, Australia, r.nd tho other great colonies would continue the fiction of dejicndenco upon Great Britain for any great length of time. They will go their way with tho best withes cf Englishmen and be come republics with the frtondiiest feelings toward England. Tho public school children bave adopted the following "State flowers" (or their respective commonwealths: Alabama, Nebraska and Oregon, tho golden rod ; Colorado, tho oolumbine; Delaware, tho poach blossom ; Idaho, thesyriuga; Icwa and New York, tho rose ; Maine, tho pine cono aud tassel; Minnesota, the cypripodium or moo oasin flower; Montana, the bitter root; North Dakota, the wild rose; Utah, the logo lily, and Vermont, tho red clover. In addition, Rhode Island and Wisconsin havo adopted a State tree, the maple Laving been selected by both. The gross blunders about the United States and its people, once so common in oven tho best informed English newspapers, aro rarely mot with now adays. Onco in awhile we hear some thing about tho "Stato of Albany," and occasionally that the ladian savages threaten Chicago, but as a rule English editors avoid sori ous errors, though they sometimes mako laughable ones. Cf ibis latter character is tho follow ing, which tho Chicago Times-Herald clips from tho Westminstor Gazette. It certainly ought to havo u startling effect wherever it i 3 read : "Ono of tho most curious colonics that havo ever been established cn the American Continent is, we learn from tho Lon don American, about to eettlo in North Dakota. It is a colony of drunkards. Twonty-ono drunkards and their families aro about to movo from Indiana to take up their abode upon tho virgin soil of North Dakota. They say they will establish a 'model drunkard colony.' Already thoy havo purchased 2000 acres of land, and each family will reoeivo an allotment of about fifty acres. The colony will bo watched with much interest. It be gins operations this month. Very likely all tho colonists will want to start saloons, and tho quostion arises, who will be ready to till the soil?" Wo fancy, comments tho Times-Her ald, wo can seo John Enll elevating his eyebrows at this paragraph and exclaiming: "What a vory remarkable people !" Tho joke, if there is one iu this amusing mistake, is on our es teemed fellow citizens, tho Dunkards, who aro neither tipplers nor drinkers, and look not upon the wine when it is red, A colony of Dunkards from Indiana have recently established themselves in North Dakota, a fact that was stated in tho Timos-llcrald a month or two ago. It was the mis reading of this piece of nows by our English contemporary that made them out a "colony of tipplers." They arc, in fact, a religious sect of German ori gin and are nicknamed Duukers or Tcukcrs "dippers"—because of their mode of baptism. They call them selves "The Brethren." THE FIELD OF ADVENTURE. THRILLING INCIDENTS AND DAR ING DEEDS ON I-AND AND SEA. A Switchman's Noblo Rescue—(Jal lantrv Rewarded—An Incident of New YorH's Draft Riots. EDWARD WARD, according to the pay roll of tho Illinois Central Railroad Company, is a plain switchman attached to suburban passenger engine No. 8. In the eyes of Richard Bieschky, of 47 Grand avenue, and of three trainloads of passengers the plain switchman is a hero. The reason for Bieschky's re gard is that Ward saved him from certain death beneath the wheels of a express train. The three trainloads of passengers considered Ward a hero bceauso they saw him effect the most dramatic rescue ever accomplished on tho lake front. Biesehkv purchased a ticket for Hyde Bark recently at tho Randolph street station of tho Illinois Central road. He passed through the turn stile at G. 45 o'clock to take a train south. Just before Biesohky reached the turnstile the outgoing express train at tho farthest platform moved forward. Bieschky burst through the turnstile and ran lor tho platform. As the express train started tho engineer applied extra steam and by the time Bieschky reached the bottom of the incline to the platform the express was moviug rapidly. All bntonecoaoh had passed the point where Bieschky arrived ready to "Hip •' the train. J n spito ol the speed nttained by the express, and of the lact that ho was less ihau half-way up tho incline, Bieschky reached out with hia right hand for tho railing on tho front plat form of tho Inst coach, and ns ho did so he jumped for tho car step. 11c missed both tho rail and tho step and, falling, rolled to the bottom of the incline, aud for an instant lay length wise of the tracks, and but an inch from tho front wheels of tho conch as they rolled by him. Perceiving that he was iu a dangerous place, Bieschky strove to roil away from the tracks. In doing this the mnu rolled around so that hia body was squarely cross wise of the rail. One instant more and the rear wheels of the coach must pass and theso could not fail to dis sever Bieschky's body. Switchman Edward Ward from an other platform had seen Bieschky fall, and ho instantly started toward him on a run. He got to tho track of the outgoing express train at the vory in- Etaut that Bieschky roiled around aud across the rail. Quick ns lightning Ward seized Bieschky by the should ers. Ho jerked with all his might, aud being a largo man, ho easily pulled Bieschky from tho rail. The act of tho switchman was not un instant too soon. Despite Ward's quick work tho rear wheels of tho coaoh rolled forward to where Bieschky had laiu just ns Ward was druggiug the man's foet off tho rail. The front wheel had proceeded so far that one of Bieschky's feet was caught and the big roller grazed Bieschky's ankle and then tore off tho solo of his shoe. Ward stood Bieschky upright, and tho rescued man looked down at his torn shoe aud his bruised shin. "My God!" said be, "that was a close shave!" "Big Ed" Ward lifted his cap, wiped tho perspiration from his forehead, and hurried away to attend a switch, while Special Officer Lane took Bieschky in charge. At tho time Ward made his sensa tional rescue a local suburban train stood on another traok. It was filled with passengers who wero waiting to go south. All tho windows of this train wero in full view of Ward and Bieschky. Another express train had pulled in but a moment before, and tho passengers wero leaving this just iu timo to see the rescue of Bieschky. The passengers in tho outgoing ex press saw Bieschky fall and they leaued out of the car windows. Everybody watched with abated breath, expecting to see Bieschky's body severed in twain. No man had preseuce of mind to not, but Ward, and when tho three trninloads of pas sengers saw what he accomplished they shouted and ran forward to shako his baud. But Ward was gone as quioklv as he had appeared, and when the first man sought to grasp his hand he was opening a switch for the next outgo ing local. (u 11 a lit ry] Re warded. Dor distinguished gallantry in action at tho battle of Mine Run, Vn., November 27, 18(13, Professor M. E. Scbeibner, a member of Company G, Ninctioth Pennsylvania Volunteers, and now the head of the Boys' High School, of Reading Penn., has been awarded a medal of honor. Comrade Kcheibuer's act, lor which ho is thus rewarded,and which showed rarepres cuco of mind, occurred during tho shelling of tho Union trnops at Mine Run, Vs., in the fall of 18G3, prepara tory to the demonstration that was to havo been made by tho entire lino in a general charge across Mine Run and up tho hill, whose tops were crowned with fortifications and manned by Lee's best troops. Shells wore drop ping all along the Union lines; one in particular fell closo to a group of tho members of tho Ninetieth Pennsyl vania, who wero lying behind a pile of regimental knapsacks. A general scattering took place, but Comrade Seheibner, with wonderful prosence of mind, instantly removed tho stopper of his canteen, which contained coffee, and poured its contents on tho burn ing fuse, extinguishing it and thereby preventing tho bursting of tho death dealing shell. A second or two longer would havo perhaps sent into eternity a score of brave souls. Sergeant Rob ert Ewing, of G Company, now a resi dent of Oxford, Chester County, sur ' vivos to praise his companion. On May 0, at tho Battle of the Wilder neps, Mr. Scbeibner fell, dan peer on sly wounded, in unsuccessful)v charging with his regiment upon a Confederate battery, and lay between the two lines of battle until darkness permitted sev eral of bis comrades to curry him with in the Union linos. Two of theso still survive—Sergeant Murray, now Sher iff of Brown County, Nebraska, and Corporal Joseph H. Whoaton, of this city. As Scbeibner lay wounded bo was sheltered behind a dead soldier and ho removed the dead man's valua bles from his knapsack. These ho afterward returned to the widow of tho soldier. Professor Schoibner, who was born in liussia, was recently elected princi pal of bis school for tho tenth con secutive term.—Philadelphia Ledger. An Incident of the War. At the time of the draft riot in New York, in 18(53, when tho telegraph wires were out down by tho rioters, interrupting all telegraphic communi cation with tho city at a vory critical period of the country's history, the lato Franklin Leonard Pope was as signed by General Leffertsto tho duty of restoring communication between New York and Boston. Tho lines were '[ found destroyed in many places along j the railroad between Williamsbridgo | and Forty-second street in New York, i and also in tho southern portion of i Westchester County, all that territory ; being under tho surveillance of tho 1 rioters. Mr. Pope disguised himself i n9 a farm laborer, an 1 with a portable \ telegraph instrument and repairing | tools concealed in a sack of oats, | started from New Bochelle, and pro- ' tecteil by a dark, foggy day, walked I over the fifteen miles between that place and liar Jem Hiver, and during the succeeding night connected up one of the fragmentary wires and restored ; telegraphic communication to Boston, notwithstanding that ho hail to run tho gauntlet of the enemy's pickets. At one time during the night ho was captured, but so well did ho play his role of a rustic, that ho was liberated unharmed; at another time, a littlo later, he was attacked at a poiut near Morrisania by a gang of at least fifty rioters, armed with knives and pistols, but ho eluded his assailants in tho darkness by concealing himself in a cornfield until ho was able to proceed unnoticed and complete his dangerous task. Tho single wiro so connected ran along fences, under station plat forms, and was carried mainly by trees and bushes close to tho ground, so that it was not distinguishable from tho wrecked wires cut from their regular supports on poles. Thus was restored au unsuspected avenue of telegraphic communication that was of groat public importance.—Ameri can Electrician. Indian Endurance Captain H. L. Scott, of tho famous Seveuth United Statos Cavalry, rolatos some marvelous tales of tho powers of endurance and fioctness of foot of the members of Troop L of his regiment, which is composed of Chiraoahua Apaoho Indians from Arizona. Ho re lates that on one occasion a full grown and able bodied deer ran through tho cavalry camp, and instantly, with a series of wild yells, the Indians gavo cliase on foot, and by oxceoding swift ness and skill they actually rau it down, caught it about uino miles from camp and brought it in unharmed. On one occasion nine of thorn wore returning to camp after a full day of hard work, riding upon a Government wagon drawn by a mule team. A coyote was seen closo by tho trail, pur suing a young calf. luslnntly tho fatigues of the day's labor wero forgot ten, tho dusky driver in his wild en thusiasm even forgetting the team, and tho whole gavo chase, and after a wild, yelling, scrambling chase ol two hours tho wolf was captured, tied, gagged and carried into camp. Tho mules had meanwhile quietly w ended their way tc camp. This seems strange to the average paio face, and tho Sioux look upon these wonderful leats as something ap proaching the supernatural. This, in | short, indicates the difference which different methods of life, pursued through generations, makes in pooplo of tho sarao general race. Tho pale faco would fall by tho wayside in a mile ; the Sioux would shrug his shoul ders, grunt and lie down, or would fly to his trusty pony, on which he will do more work probably than any other man living, without regard to tho character of his mount.—Sioux City (Iowa) Argus Leader. lias His Hair Cut by Halves. TI. Ncustaclo), a German cigar and tobacco dealer, ut 9 \V. Twelfth street, has au eye to business. Since tho cigar dealers began cutting prices no opportunity to make a tale is iguored by this thrifty merchant. Tho bar bers employed iu F. B. Jahr's shop, 12 West Twelfth street, and those in C. M. Boyd's shop, 13 West Twelfth street, are among his best customers. Yesterday, Neuatadel concluded that he must havo his hair out, but how to avoid offending either of tho two friendly barber shop proprietors was a momentous question with the cigar dealer. He solved tho problem after duo deliberation by going to Jain's and haviug tho hair on tho loft side of his head trimmed, for which ho paid thirty-tivo cents. Then ho stepped across the street to Boyd's place and paid twenty-five cents to have tho job completed. It cost him sixty cents, however, to retain the friendship of the two shops.—Kansas City Star. Tailoring Spoiled by Bicycling. There is a noticeable dullness iu tho tailoring business in the West, which tho knights of tho ncodlo ascribe to tho growing use of tho bicycle, with its necessity for tho wearing of knick erbockers. Many young men attend business attired in their cycling suits, ! and the consequent loss of trade to tho | tailors iu the way of trousers suits as ! enormous.—Detroit Free Press. CURIOSITIES OP WOMEN. Women pin from left to right, men from right to left. Women button from right to left, men from left to right. Women stir from left to right j (their ten for instance), men from right to left, j Women seldom know the difference between a right und left shoe, and if a houeemnid brings up a man's boots, she will nine times out of ton place them so that the points will divorge. Can theso peculiarities bo explained? —London Truth. now WOMEN SHOULD WALK. I It is safe to say that not one woman jin 500 carries herself gracefully, and 1 yet, next to actunl beauty of feature and coloring, there is nothing that adds so much to a woman's attractive | appearance as a straight, well-poised lignre, and an erect carriage of tko . head. | It is very odd that, knowing the im portance of this matter, and the great ! advantage it gives to a woman, wheth j sr sho be jilain or beautiful, tall or j short, fat or thin, to hold herself well, ' so very few uro willing to take the j trouble of acquiring a habit which when oueo mastered, is raroly lost. That this is a crooked and perverso ; generation is literally true, aB most I mothers know to their sorrow. —New j Orleans Picayune. LET HIS DESK ALONE, j In the wilderness of advioe as to j how women shall pleaso their hus bands, nothing is mora to the point | and more sensible than that counsol- I ing them not to be always straighten ! ing up tho letter's den. Although the j books upon tho table may lie wido open to the oyo and the papers on tho desk scorn liko a confused and untidy heap, they are in the condition which their owner pre/ers or with which ho is at least familiar. Their rearrang ing by other hands, however orderly to tho eye tho result, means confusion that is confusicn indeed. It is a trite saying that a man wants ono room in his house whoro ho can do as ho plensos, but it is n3 truo as tho truest gospol, and it applies with peculiar forco to nearly every man's desk.— Philadelphia Inquirer. A PRINCESS GOVERNOR. Tho Princess Boatrioo is occupying herself with the duties of her govern orship of tho Islo of Wight. Carls brooko (Jnstlo will bo thoroughly in spected and mnuy of tho rooms will be r idecoratod and made ready for tho Queen nnd the Princess to rest in, or to wituoas any sports that are organ ized to take place on tho historic bowl ing groen. Tho Princess intends to patronize different athletio sports and encourage outdoor amusements. The Isle of Wight will be her most favored residcnco, connected as it is by so many memories of tho past. A win dow in Carlsbrooke Castle is pointed out as being made famous by tho at tempt escape of Cha.les I, whoso daugh ter, Elizabeth, died there, and was buried boncath the chancel in tho church. The Queen erected a hnnd somo recumbent monument "as a token of respect for her virtues, and sympathy for her misfortunes." UNIQUE BRIDAL GIFT. A beautiful aud unique bridal gift that lately came to an Amerioau brido is a three yard square of whito liuen nearly covered with drawn work aud rich embroidery done in gold-colored silk. The design for tho cloth is tho workofProfessor Tempeky, ofVienna, one of the most noted designers of the world Tho embroidery itself wsh done by niuety young needlewomen, who live iu little hamlets among the mountains of Bohemia. The millions of stitches upon tho cloth wero tho leisure hour occupation of throo years, and were done as a labor of love after tho day's work of stitching was over, i The design of the cloth extending from tho center shows first a knot of the gold colored silk surrounded by a cobweb of drawn work, beyond which lucre are long narrow linon points, on I which small tl&wers are worked. Then there is a oirclo of linun worked with French knots nnd having tho edges , finished in buttonhole stitch. Next i there is a mass of solid embroidery, in . ' which every known stitch is said to be i used to carry out the varied design. , j Beyond this there aro other borders, i combining drawn work aud ombroid ! cry. Tho linest work is on a band ; j about two feet -from tho edge of tho i j cloth. The edge itself has a hem six i inches wide, with a narrow border of j drawn work next it. —Chicago Tirnes ! Herald. , ; I | COSTUMES FOR GARDEN PARTIES. ! Of all tho pretty gowns which are I , included in the summer wardrobe, the | prettiest and daintiest are those do l i signed to wear at garden paities and i summer outdoor euturtainments. , There are so many different designs f possiblo in tluso costumes, and so i much opportunity for effeotivo trim i ming, as well as the use of most fas- I cinating fabrics, that it is scarcely to -> bo wondered nt that these gowns play i so important a part iu buying summer j clothes. i Heavy materials and dark colorings - nro the exception to tho rule, and I while not absolutely tabooed, ore not , considered smart oven for eldorly o ladies to wear. And, by-thc-way, a a garden party is ono of the few enter tainments to which young ancl old are alike invited, and it devolves upon the middle ogod woman to pay strict at tention to what they wear, for their gowns will be quite ns much in evi dence as the more brightly colored ones worn by the younger people. While tho bright colors, so fashionable at prosent, aro not often becoming to gray hair, it is a mistake for women whoso hair has turned gray to feel it inoumbent upon themselves always to wear black. Soft grays, lavenders, and purples, and even white, are as permissible for the matron as for tho maid. Southern women, as repre sented by favorite heroines in fiotion, and in their beautiful every day life as well, have always had a fanoy for white, and the finest of lawns and organdies aud the richest of laees were used by thom for their summer gowns. —Harper's Bazar. GOSSIP. Mrs, Cleveland is now said to weigh 180 pounds There aro 37,000 girls engaged in tho telephone Bervice in the United States. Tho Princesß of Wales recently has been busy at the spinning wheel—tho old-fashioned sort. Philadelphia has a Salvation Army cavalry brigade iu which tho women ride as well as tho men. Womon who wear crash skirts say they aro exceedingly light and com fortablo for tho hot weatLer. Mmo. Dosohamps, who invented the popular Julienne soup, died in Paris recently, aged ninety-four years. Of tho twenty-live graduates of Vas sar, who have taken the degree of M. D., most are praotising physicians. Lady Mary Hamilton Douglas, daughtor of the late Dnko of Hamil ton, will, when she comes of age, have and income of 81,000,000 a year. Mrs. Calvin S. Brico, wife of tho Senator, has cabled SIOOO to the Pea body library fund of her alma mater, the Western Female Seminary, of Ox ford, Ohio. The diocesan convention of the Protestant Episcopal diocese of Mich igan has decided to permit woman to vote upon oloction for vestrymen and on other churoh matters. Cora 80110 Follows, whoso marriage to Chaska, a Sioux, croated a sensa tion somo yoars ago, has been deserted and loft in a destitute condition by her husband, the "noblo savage." Writing ouoe in ono of those confes sion books, which confess nothing really, the Princess of Wales put down her favorite art as thatof "millinery," and her favorite occupation "minding her own business." Ono of the wealthiest heiresses in England is the Hon. Ella WilliamsoD, the eldest daughter of Lord Ashton. Lord Ashton has no sous, aud only ono other daughter. Miss Williamson will one day inherit about 8350,000 a year, and a tine place iu Lancashire. Women doctors have just scored a triumph iu Australia. Two women, Miss Gamble and Miss Groig, have boon plnced on tho Melbourne Hos pital staff. There were six vacancies, and tho high qualifications of the two women led to this now departure. Miss Eva Blantyro Simpson,the only surviving daughter of the late Sir James Simpson, intends to mark the approaching jubilee of her father's discovery of tho application of chloro form for anaesthotie purposes by tho issue of his biography, which may be expected iu the course of the present publishing Beason. One of the best whist playeis in this country is Mrs. Luoia Runkle, who has a young daughter growing up to be no less remarkable in that respect. Mr. Buukle was celebrated for his pro ficiency in whist, and his only child has had the advantage of constant practice with both parents. Mme. Furtado-Heine, the latest Frenchwoman to be decorated with tho cross of the Legion of Honor, has shown that sho is well worthy of that distinction. Not content with having already given 8100,001) for the estab lishment of a suitable institution for sick army any uavv officers, she has set apart an annuity of SIOOO to in demnify thom during their illness. FASHION NOTES. Grass lawn pocket handkerchiefs are now, hut not desirable. Tho long gold 'chain carries every thing from a fan to a baud mirror. t> White pique, raoliair and canvas skirts are enriched by vests of Persian siik. Some extraordinary silks, which look exactly like lizards, are being shown. The sensible Jane bride eschews satin aud robes herself in some diaph anous fabric. Turban brims made of the braid sown on in vertical strips, instead of around the hat, are an innovation. Hats are not selected to match cos tnnioa, but must harmonizo therewith. A flower hat can be worn with any suit. Oruamcntß aro lost sight of for the present, being obscured or neglected in favor of "piles" of blossoms and foliage. > " ' Geranium pink is used quite freely in summer millinery, and black and white combinations aro accorded quite a little distinction. HOUSEHOLD AFi'AIItS. _ A JAM OF MIXED FRUITS. Very good jam can bo made by mix ing fruits, as raspberries and red cur *nts, raspberries and gooseberries, and so OD. Either apples or goose berries mix nicely with almost al 1 ether fruits. The best way to use them is to make them into jelly, and add a proportion of this jelly to the other fruit whilo boiling. —Pittsburg Dis patch. SOMETHING ABOUT CANDLES. So essontial is the caudle considered for decorativo purposes that for occa sions where its light would not bo suf ficiently strong, what are called "can dlestiok lamps" are used. That is, tho tall, slender, candlestick is perfectly copied and so low is the tiny shade suspended over the burner that nono but tho most observaut would notice that it was a small lamp that burned inside, and not a wax candle. By the way, it is always bost to lay candles an the ice for sovoral hours bofore they shall bo needed. They will not gutter so badly, will burn more slowly "id givo a more satisfactory light altogether. VALUE OF BORAX. The women of Holland and Belgium, who make their linen so beautifully white, use refined borax instead of washing soda in the proportion of ono large handfnl of borax powder to abont ten gallons of boiling water. Thus they save in Boap nearly half. Its effect is to soften the hardest water, and. therefore, it should be kept on every toilet table. It is good for cleansing the hair, is an excellent den tifrice ; combined with tartaric acid and bicarbonate of soda it is a cooling beverage. Good tea cannot he made with hard water, but all wator may bo made soft by adding a teaspOoufnl of borax powder to an ordinary sized kettle of water, in which it should boil. Tho saving in the quantity of tea used will be one-fifth. A HANDFUL OP TOINTS, A pot of ferns or a roso with a few sut flowers adds immensely to any table. Fruit in pretty dishes also ronders it attractive. Olives and salted almonds romuinon the table, as a general thing through out the dinner. Even if the tablecloth bo not fine damask it may come fresh from tho laundry with the creases still in it. The requirements at eaoh placo aro a large plate, a glass of ico water, a napkin, knivos, forks and tablespoon. The glass of ice water should lio'.freo from that jingling ieo which renders drinking so difficult. If the soup is served from tho table tho platos should not bo piled up in front of tho lady serving. They should be brought one by one from the side table by tho maid. A dry folded napkin upon the bread plato heightens the softnoss of tablo furnishing. Radishes are very dainty and edi ble, looking whon pooled Jto represent water lilies. Berries are dainty when Borvod in their own leaves, with tho stem lelt on, that tho guo3t may dip them in sugar, , SUMMER DRINKS. Almond Milk (a dolicious luncheon or tea drink) —Blanch and pound six dozen almonds, mix with two table spoonfuls of loaf sugar and one pint of boiling water, mix well and add gradually .a quart of water, strain, let cool, and serve in glasses with shaved iee. Egg Lemonade—Beat one egg with the juioo of a lemon, two tablespoons of sugar aud a tablespoon of shaved icc, shako aud use immediately. Strawberry Aeid—Stem six pounds of very ripe strawberries, pat in au earthen crock, dissolve three OUUOJ3 of citric aoid in a gallon of water, pour over tho berries and let stand over night; strain aud add a pound c f sugar to a pint of juice, stir until the sugar is dissolved, bottle aud cool; when ready to use fill a glass half full of shaved ioo, pour over the aoid to fill tho glass and shake. Raspberrios or blaokberrios may be used in piaco of strawberries, when loss sugar will be neoessary. Soda Cream—Dissolve one pound of loaf sugar iu a pint of water, add tho juice aud grated rind of a large lemon, Bot over tho fire to boil. Add the beaten whites of three eggs, stir, take from the tiro and strain. Let cool und bottle. When ready to uso put two tablespoonfuls in a glass of ice water aud add a pinoh of soda. Spruce Beer—Boil a handlulof hops and twico as muoh sassafras root in ten gallons of water; strain it and pour it iu a gallon of molasses. Let cool and add two spoonfuls of essence of spruce, two spooufuls of powdered ginger, and one of ground allspice, stir all together aud put iuto a cask. Whon cool put in half a pint of yeast, stop close, lot ferment and bottle. Kumyes (a refreshing and strength ening drink for delicate women and children)— Fill a quart bottle nearly full of rich new milk, dissolve two ta blespoonfuls of sugar in hot water nu ! add with halt a cake of compressed yeast. Cork aud shake well. Set in a warm room for six hours, then on ico until cold.- Boston Globe. Unclaimed Riches. ! Thero is in tho strong rooms of ono ! of the oldest private banks in London ! a largo quantity ol jewels, plato aud othor valuables, which was deposited for safe custody by Frouoh refugees shortly bofpxo the outbreak of, tho 1 revolution. Several of tho depositors claimed thoir bolongings after the coup d'etat, but the present deposits aro still awaiting claimants, and prob ably abviLßs —dl—l'earsou's Weekly. THE ME lilt Y SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY TUB FffSMt MEN OF THE PRESS. A Convenient Place—Too Bad—Knew XVliut Wits Coining—ln Confidence —Quito Necessary, Ktc., Etc. In the days of Hiawatha, When the Injun wasn't fighting, Then he used to put the hatchet 'Neath the earth or 'neatb a rook If the Injun lived to-day, I Think that wher. the war was over He would hie him to his uucle And would put the ax in hook. —New York World. TOO BAD. A. Wheeler—"Doesn'tbo look well?" T. Ires (in disgust) —"Yes; he's ono of those cranks who won't rido n bicycle."—Puck. KNEW WHAT WAS COMING. Cumso—"Riokotts is about to ohangc his business." i- Cawker—"Whore is ho going to open his bicycle store?" IN CONFIDENCE. Friond—"What aro your reasons for selling?" Suburbanite—"Malaria and tho lawn mower."—Puck. HE LOOKED TO THE BIGHT AND LEFT. Miss Wheeler—"lsn't the scenery beautiful along that road?" Ryder—"Very! I'm using court plaster and arnica on account of that scenery.—Puck. THE PROPEB OOOBSE. Assistant—"Wasn't it Harvey who discovered tho circulation of the blood?" Editor (absently)—"l dou't know. Didn't ho make an affidavit?"—ruck. QUITE NECESSARY. Cobwigger—"Didn't you think it rather foolish for her to ask you if hor Hat was on straight?" Merritt—"No. It was on a railway train, and we had just come out of a long tunnel." THE GIFT IIOnSK. "Pretty soon, I buppose," mur mured the ex-cowboy, "we'll even have to change our proverbs." "Which one, for instance?" "We'll have to say that ono should not look a gift bioycle in the spokes." AN ISHHALITE. Jack—"There goes a man who is known in nearly every city in the United States, yet I don't believe ho has a friond in the whole world." Madge—"Who is he?" Jack—"A baseball uuipiro."—Nor ristown Horald. A SMALL BEGINNING, BUT— "I am poor," he said; "it would ho many years before I could give my wife a yacht." "Well," answered the girl of '9" ' "couldn't you commence with a littlo smack?" And so it came to pass. PRESSURE. Invention Enthusiast—"l under stand that Kcely has constructed a cylinder that will stand a pressure of 3500 pounds to tho squaro inch." Pretty Girl (who hasn't been hugged for a year)—" Huh! I dou't think that's much?" —Now York tVcekly. AN EXPERT. First Boarder—"l understand that the landlady is to take a trip to the West." Scoond Boarder "Js that so? If the train would stop long ouougli at the stations, she could givo the rail way restaurant peoplo sotno great points." A CULTIVATED TASTE Mr. Moth "What a horrible flavor of moth balls this suequo has!" Mrs. Moth—"Dear me, Algernon, yon aro positively disgustiug. Don't you know that a liking for carbolio aeid aud tar is the best evidence that one has moved in good society aud ac quired a cultivated tastu?"—Cincin nati Enquirer. HOIST BY HIS OWN PETARD. Casey (confidentially, to tho fore-" man) —"Oi'vo bin atther wutchm' Kerrigan for th' lasht two hours, an' dovil a shtroko uv wur-ruk lioz ho dono in all thot toimo." Foreman—"Be hivins! Kerrigan wuz just afther oomin't' mo wit' th' same iuformatiou about yersilf. Vox are bote discharged, fer watchin' in stid uv wur-rkin'."—Puck. HIS COIN THEORY. "Pop," said Willie, "what's a gold bug?" "That, my son, is what they call the men who want gold money." "And I suppose a silver-bug is a mau who wants silver money?" "That's it exactly." "Well, say, pop—l'm only a little feller, and am satisfied with being a nickel-bug. Gimmo one, will yer?"—■ Harper's Bazar. A COMIC DUEL. Roddit—"l see tho French have de vised a rather novel regulation for their dueling code, which is expected to do away entirely with bloodshed." Wellnow—"What is it? Have them fight simply with expletives, or use brass knuckles at one hundred feet apart?" Reddit—"No; itprovidesfor tho uso of bullet-proof vests." Wellnow—"lt seems that if the an tagonists oan wearthoae things thoy'll bo making a field of honor out of every four-aore lot in France." Reddit—"Oh!—but the vests aro for the spectators."