PHOSPHORUS MAGIC. A Popular AinuHment Which IN Full o Danger and Peril*. Farents, school principals and other.- : are just beginning- to realize the dan ger attendant upon the practice, which is becoming quite too common, of using phosphorus as an agent for playing boy ish pranks, or for the purpose of niak ing miniature fireworks In parloi magic shows. It Is also frequently i used In "hazing" tricks by college boys and Is freely sold and recommended by amusement promoters. It is generally prepared for such pur poses by placing a half pint of solid phosphorus in a pint Florence flask jjj i WHEN m | SUE FROM IT. adding water and heating over a spirit lamp. The Florence flask, used by the Ital ians principally for putting up wine, h louiid-bottomcd and covered witl wicker work. As soon as the water ii, the flask Incomes heated streams ol fire issue from it in the shape of mir iature skyrockets. If the heat be re moved and reapplied three or four time! the upper surface of the flask become? dry and the particles adhering to tin side of tho flask scintillate like stars emitting brilliant rays, and many of tin r.tars will shoot from side to side. Sucl exhibitions as these are strenuously condemned by practical chemists. Durand Woodman, one of the leading chemists in New York, w hose attention was drawn to the subject by the writer, said: "Tricks and games in which pho* phorus is used should not be indulge in by persons who aru not used by lor e experience to handling such stuff Phosphorus is one of the most danger ous commodities which we have tc handle, and should never le used ft>i amusement purposes, or in playing tricks, unless by a chemist or some one t else thoroughly familiar with its use. "In parlor magic games, if it must be used, a large kettle full of water should THE BOTTLE MAT EXPLODE, always be in position beneath the bottlfl containing tho phosphorus, so that ii the flask should break the flery flu'J would be caught in a place of safety. There is always more or less danger from the skyrocket-like particle which emerges from the neck of the bottle. One of those small, fiery particles might light on a woman's dress and set lief on fire in a moment. Again, if the neces sary precautions arc not taken, the bot tle might break and the phosphorus spread all over the floor, causing e sc rious conflagration. "No chemist could conscientiously recommend the use of phosphorus for any such purposes," he concluded. Pnraued by a Mud Itrar. A rnnchmnn in Jackson's Hole, Idaho, set a trap for wolves, and on the next day found that a black bear had been trapped. The skin was no good, how ever, as a grizzly had attacked and killed the captive, literally tearing him to pieces. The ranchman reset the trap, and the next day found that the grizzly had ben caught in it, but hod run away with the trap and log. The man start ed off on the trail, and after a mile chase came across the trap with half the 1 ear's foot, in it, either chewed or torn off. While looking at it, the grizzly hove in sight, wild with rage, and the ranchman, after firing a futile shot., ran for home. Jlc reached his cabin in safety, and it was two clays before he ventured out after his trap. A Really Wonderful Flower. The most wonderful flower in the world, as well as one of the very largest "blossoms " known, is a native of the Malay peninsula. It is simply a gigantic flower without cither stem or leaves, and has more the appearance of u fungus than nnythingelsc. It is about three feet in diameter and has n glogu lor central cup which has a capacity of nearly two gallons. This cup is always filled with a fetid liquor which attracts an immense swarm of flies and other Insects. The pistils of this queer flower distill the liquid and ltisbelieved that the rank odor attracts the flies in order that the flower may be fertilized. Largrnt Apple Orchard. The largest apple orchard in the world covers 1,637 acres in Fairmont, Kan. _ , , A Brave Girl. "It's a dreadful thing," ho said, with a gloomy air, "that ice cream makers are getting so unscrupulous that they put glue in the frozen inixiure to give ii firmness." The pretty girl set her lips together for an instant. "That may be true," she responded, rubbing tho spoon suggestively over her empty plate, "but st ill I do not believe one dish of it ever would make anybody stuck up." And he had to order a second allow ance.—N. Y. Recorder. Too Good a Thing. Young Lamb—lf I was married to your daughter, sir, I should be the hap piest man alive. Mr. Ham—That's what I thought be fore I married her mother, but I was mistaken. Y. L. —Did she not come up to your ; expectations, sir? Mr. If.—On the contrary, she exceed ed them; that's what I found fault w i t h. —U p- to-Dute. Iler Ilnshand's Opinion. "Full many a flower la born to blush un seen, And waste Its sweetness on the desert I wish tho case had been so with thai flour; My wife could not havo made those bis cuits there. —N. Y. World. I MATRIMONIAL ITEM. Young Wife—What is "home rule" | that the papers talk so much about? Old Husband (looking sad) —I wish 1 didn't know.—Texas Sifter, As Ho Read Ilcr Brief Noto. "She wants 'all presents returned/ " ho mused. "I wonder what sho misses! Perhaps I'd better go back at once And give her back her kisses." —Chicago Tribune. Then How Did \Vugglns Know? Mr. Wiggles—Didn't I tell you not to tell Waggles that we were going to move? I didn't wont him to know it, j and to-day he n*tked me when we were going to make the change. Mrs. Wiggles (indignantly)—l didn't, scj' a word to him about it- I didn't tell anybody but his wife.—Soinerville Journal. Wanted to Make Sure. "Wall, Doc," said the old mun, "per haps I'd ortcr not ha' called you. I guess the ol' woman's right 'nough dead, hut I wanted to make sure of the thing." To this day the poor old man cannot understand why the do-tor declined his further advances.—Chicago Tribune. A Better Reason. Mack —Is it true that Bullion'sdaughr ter eloped with his coachman? Wykl—Yes. Mack—l suppose Bullion is furious. Wyld—l should say so. lie says he caq never get unother coachman that will suit him as well.—Brooklyn Life. An Kloqucnt Gown. Mr. Crimson beak —What kind of a. dress do you call thut red uffair Mrs. Styles has on, to-day? Mrs. Crimsonbeak—That's a calling gown. "Well, goodness knows, it looks loud enough to call."—Yonkers Statesman. The Old lluuks. Mrs. Chugwater Joeiah, did you ever notice how common it is for girls to look like their fathers? Mr. Cliugwnter—Of course I have. Most of them look like their fathers. That's why so many girls' faces are their fortunes.—Cliicagvi Tribune. GoncrulHhlp. "Con you give mo change for five dol lars?" inquired the usually impecuni ous friend. "Certainly," was the uuguarded an swer. "Then lend me three."—Washington Rtar. Reasoning Backward. Gent—Mademoiselle looks more beau tiful every day. Lady—You have been telling me so for a good ninny years. What a horrid sight I must have been to start with.— Tit-BiU. Tho Boat -Shadow. "Of course the fat detective will serve your purpose better than any of tho others." "Why FO?" "Because he will undoubtedly make the best shadow."—N. Y. World. A Pair of Them. "That man and his wife run the church." "How's that?" "He's tho rector and she's the direc tor."—Town Topics. Not Iltryi'llHt. "Did he look like a bicyclist?" Oh, dear, no; not in the least. Why, he could stand up straight with no per ceptible effort."—C4iicngo Post. A Mean Thing to Say. Fannie—ls my new ha* becoming? Jennie—Yes, Indeed It is; it makes yon look fifteen years younger.—Texas Sifter. An Afterthonght. Little Boy (to his mother, after pa ternal discipline)—Ma, I'm afraid ve mode a great mistake in marrying pa. —TitrßiU. LIVE QUESTIONS. A Series of Articles Contributed by Advanced Tlilukcrs. ROBERT BURNS. 11. Tlio universal welcoino to his poems justifies Tolstoi's statement that the books truly appreciated by tho people lire thoso written not for the people by people "who stand above them," but those which are born of the people. The renewed expression of enthusiasm for Bums which is called out by tho centennial is not an artificial effect pro duced by the calendar makers. We man ufactured some enthusiasm when tho centennial of Humboldt's birth came. But the memory of Burns is fresh at every fireside. It connects indeed with UO or 40 poems, and hardly any more. But these are enough. For very young admirers of his gen ius who exult in its success it is as well to say that this is no case of spon taneous generation, whero everything is born from nothing or where wo aro told so. One of Burns' early biographers, speaking with care, says that William Bums, tho poet's father, was certainly the best man he had ever known. Ho is tho Cottor of the famous "Saturday Night." Ho was a well educated man himself, and he took caro that his son, whose ability he discovered very early, should be well educated. Robert Bums himself did not fling away such oppor tunities. Studious, careful and industri ous at school, ho made the best of what schools had to give and was in every instance a favorite of his teachers, who Beom in every instance to have kuown what a treasure they had in hand. It is Worth whilo also to say that whilo Bums had a very loyal contempt for wealth as wealth and knew as well lis any of us that wealth as wealth is simply vulgar he had a right and steady respect for work. He knew that work is the triumph of mind over matter, and he was willing to enjoy the results and tho methods of that triumph. He would work in tho field as no other man of tho family or tho party could work, and ho was never above his work. This is 110 instance of tho dainty "son of toil" who is unwilling to harden his hands or to brown his faco by taking his fair share of the uupleaeaut duties of hu man life. Government Aid to Literary Men. Tho English govoriimcnt of that time has beeu much ridiculed becauso for tho noblest poet of tho time it could And no gift but tho oflico of an excise man. But it should be remembered that, it that time at least, no ono supposed that governments were formed to pro vido for poets or thut tho provision for poets was one of their duties. Wo live in u state of high civilization, as we think, but even with us if you havo a man liko Hawthorne or Howells you havo to make him a consul. If you have a lady who writes poetry you have to make her a postmaster It is fair to the wretched ministry of the time to soy that Burns himself asked for tho oilico if exciseman, and it is more tliau prob able that tho selection of tho offico was rnado by himself. And ho died in Ids thirty-soveuth pear, so yonug I And wo should have had so many moro treasures from that warm heart and ready pen, that sympa thetic friend of everybody who desired a friend, if— If !— If ho had been üblo to resist the temp tations of liquor. Let it be remembered, then, that men if ids gift, men who have this exquisite fiber of brain and sympathy of heart are tho special prey of this special dovil. And let it bo remembered that "tasto aot, touch not, huudlo not," seems not to havo boon kuown, even by pure and temperate men in Scotland, in their ef fort to Buppross drunkenness. Such men, if they counseled poor Burns, only counseled "moderation." As if there could bo moderation in playing with lire 1 It woqld seem that no man, woman or child, not the father who loved him nor tho mother who boro him, no ono probably but his poor wife, ever begged him or even asked him to give up whis ky, wine and all intoxicating liquor. What would this pagoof literature bo today had liobcrt Burns been taught iu his childhood of the dangers to which poets are tho nearest? What would it bo had tho ready sale of a "social glass" beou prohibited by law? What would it be had ho lived iu a social or der where gentlemen liute and despiso drunkenness and those who tempt men to drunkenness? What would it bo had not all Scotland combined to defeat his prayer when he asked the good God that be might not bo led into temptation? EDWAUD E. HALE. EDUCATING THE PEOPLE. The Ghantauqua movement has done and is doing much work umong u class of people who otherwise would not study any regular courso. It iH, of course, u serious criticism on tho textbooks of this institution that they are often su perficial and ncfi infrequently one sided. This can hardly bo prevented, as tho books aro written hurriedly by busy men who havo not time to do thoroughly scientific work. Other movements liko college and university extensions and settlements are more or less subject to the sumo general criticism—viz, thut their work is scrappy and superficial. The same might bo said of mauy schools and col legos. A moro recent movement, the Uni versity association, is extending its work in various towns and uses a monthly magazine through which to impart its information. The editors have accom plished the remarkable feat of giving the history of some nine aneient nations in the brief compass of 44 pages! It will be in order next for somo enterprising firm to issue a vest pocket edition of an encyclopedia of universal knowledge! The erudite author of the small sam ple of Egyptian history gives the remot est date of the ancient empire as B. C. 80001 Shades of Petrie, Naville and Bunsenl Our author, being a bishop, at once raises our suspicions that he is writing in the interest of a theological theory, the importance of which, in his mind, is greater than any facts that the competent Egyptologist may discover. Marictte dates the beginning of tho Shiuito dynasty (Nona) at 4400 13. C.. and he may be considered a conservative and certainly a very safe critic. A little farther along in his work he tells us that tho "foundations of tho Egyptian monarchy began about 5004 B. C." If our bishop-author desires to defend Home's theory of Biblical chronology against tho well ascertained facts of Egyptian history, ho has a perfect right to do so, but let him not do it in tho name of Egyptian history. He tells us another thing that is certainly remark- j ablo for its modesty—viz, that "the j languages of the ancient lioinans, Greeks, Modes, Persians and Hindoos seem to havo had a common origin." Why so much assurance in regard to the dates of ancient history and so little in regard to a much more certain matter— viz, the origin of tho languages in ques tion? This sounds like a faint echo of the voice of Bopp's critics and ovorsub servienco to tho one sided and dogmatic liawlinson. If popular educational out lines must be brief, they need not be in accurate, and shortness is no excuse for slovenliness. Let us hope that the fol lowing numbers of tho journal will be more accurate in statement and better written, for the movement is certainly a commendable one. C. W. JAMES. PROSE ANDPOETRY ANDTHE FARMER Probably tho farmer is not aware that ho is the subject of frequent dis cussion among the best classes of city people, but all thinkers are looking more and more to the agriculrural cluss es for u solution of the real diiliculties of tho age. These ore awake us never I before to the needs of tho hour, and this giant of the hills is also awakening to a sense of his great strength. lie holds in his hands the most valuablo wealth as well as the largest class vote of the country. May he use it for the good of all! Wo give below a discussion that took place among some literary and society people in one of our largo cities last year. This was based on Emerson's es say on "The Poet:" First.—Poetry apd prose—what is their resemblance and what their differ ence? It was agreed that thero are two characteristic points of difference—viz, in tho thought and in tho literary form. Prose is commonplace, simplo and de scribes ordinary phenomena. Some prase, so called, is poetry; some poetry, so called, is prosaic. We find prose in "Paradiso Lost" and poetry in Demos thenes' "On tho Crown." The funda mental difference is in tlio ideal ropro scutatiou, in musical and rhythmic linos. This poetry must be, and hence it deals with the universal. Second. —The poet is net a realist, but sees the part in reference to the whole and describes what ought to be, rather than what is. The dilferenco be tween what we do and what we strive to do, between what wo are and what we aspire to become, is the inner meas ure betweceu tho real and tho idcul. The poet helps us to mentally or imag inatively realize our ideals. Third.—lf nature is the poet's inspi ration and his storehouse of symbolic expression, why aro uot our farmers poets? The question admits of various answers, for tho reason that wo know so little at best of the inner feelings and living hopes of those who stand nearest to us. And how could wo know much of those with whom wo seldom meet? The j poetic sense is the deepest in tho soul, and most men voil their deeper feeling. On the other hand, tho constant drudg ery to which the farmer is subjected be numbs the brain and "freezes the genial curreut of their souls. " Farming ought to bo so vastly improved that it would become idyllic and inspirational. Fourth.—lt is asserted by a few crit ics that poetry would ceaso to bo writ ton us scieuce and scientific methods become more generally understood. The thought of poetry ceasing to bo fills others with fear. In Dante, Homer and Milton mytli and legend pluy a large part. Were they conscious that they Were dealing with myth? As scionco lays bare the facts of the universe, does it become less beautiful and Has not astronomy opened up u high way in tho skies that is gleaming in beauty and matchless in its enormous ex tent? Is not chemistry a rcvcaler of liner and rcoro splendid beauty? Does not psychology reveal to us more splen did beauties in tho soul? Hence science ims given the matoriul for nobler poems than havo ever been written, and the reason why the now poets aro not nu merous and Homeric iu their strain is that they havo been wondering ut tho variety and richness uf the material in stead of attempting to construct the new and more glorious edifice. Science is making possible u more splendid poetry. , f FACING A GRIZZLY. A llrave Boy Kill* an Angry Bear with * Blow of an Ax. It was in September—and the Col orado sun liad done its duty and made Phil as brown of face and stout of limb as any of us—that tho geology class, consisting of the professor and ten pu pils, made an excursion into the range with the object of taking a practical lesson among the limestone beds at the back of Lincoln peak. Away we went—feeling very hilarious ntthcideaof making an independent ex pedition, even with Blinkers for a gen eral—scrambling over rocks and fallen trees, ch.ising squirrels nnd chipmunks, throwing stones at birds and rabbits nnd beiiaving generally just like what we were—a parcel of schoolbojs. Presently we emerged from the trees and came out upon another little open park-like stretch of ground. Ilalfway across it our nttention was suddenly at tracted by a stir among the high grass, and out jumped a little, dark-colored, short-legged animal, which looked like a woolly pig—if there be any sych thing in nature. Away it scutthd, and irwny we all went, with a shout, in pursuit. Phil happened to be some distance behind at the moment, being busily en gaged in digging a tarantula's nest out of the ground with his knife; but as soon as he saw what we were doing, he came racing after us, shouting: '"Look out! Lookout! It's a—" We did not hear what, we were mak ing so much noise ourselves. But the little animal, whatever it was,' was too quick for us and disappeared into some willows while we we-e still 20 yards behind. The next moment the i willows waved nnd bent and out bounced a great slio bear—a grizzly 1 With a yell of dismay we all turned and scattering like a flock of sparrows when a cat jumps into the midst of them, fled for the nearest trees. Blink- PIIIL KEPT COMING ON SLOWLY, ers, quite forgetting that he was the general of the little expeditionary force, made such use of his long legs that he was safely up a tree before any of the rest of us had reached one. As for me, I never reached one at all. In turning to run, I tripped over the ax, nnd though I was up again in an in stant, the check made me the last of the fugitives. The chase was very soon over. In six jumps, as it seemed, the great beast caught me, and, with one blow of her paw on the middle of my back, sent me, face downward, to the ground, with every atom of breath driven out of my body. This last circumstance was a good thing for me; I could not have moved a muscle if I had wished to. Consequent ly the bear supposed that I was dead, and instead of tearing me up intosninll pieces, as I expected, she began snifling me all over and turning me about with her clnws. Suddenly, however, she ceased and be gan to growl, and I heard Blinkers up in his tree call out: "Go back! You can't do any good. You'll only get yourself killed, too!" From which I concluded that Blinkers and the bear bad one thought in common; they both sup posed me to be dead. I was beginning to recover my breath a little by this time, and in my anxiety to see what was going forward, I made a slight movement with one arm, and in an instant the bear had that arm be tween liis teeth. It hurt me so horribly that I fainted, and all that happened afterwards I gathered from the other boys. Phil, when he saw me knocked down, instead of climbing up a tree like the rest, run back to where I had dropped the ax, und, picking it up, advanced to my rescue. It was a mad thing to do, there is no doubt about that; but Phil did it—and without a thought of his own dunger. It was in vain that Blinkers calledto liim to go back; he did not seem to hear, but kept coming on slowly, with his eyes fixed on the bear, and the ax held in readiness to strike. The bear dropped my arm and ad vanced a step, standing across my body, growling nnd turning up her lips until all her great white teeth were exposed; but still Phil came on. At six feet dis tance he stopped. The bear took a step forward, and then another, and then, with all the strength of his body doubled by the intense excitement of the mo ment, Phil struck at her with such force and precision that he split her skull clean in two. But, even in dying, the bear suc ceeded in doing some mischief. With a last convulsive effort she struck out, and, with her great claws, tore away the front of Phil's coat, vest and shirt, and made three deep cuts all across his chest from the left shoulder diagonally downward. Another Inch and Phil must certainly have been killed. As it was, he stood for a moment swaying to and fro, and then fell for ward upon the dead body of the bear.—- Sidford F. Ilump, in St. Nicholas. Certainly She Donn. "What number shoe does she wear?" "A full size too smull!" —Chicago Rec ord. : CASTORIAi - —. 'WV^VVVVV\->.'VVVVX\.\\\^\Ai\^\\\\\vM for Infants and Children. THIRTY years* observation of Castoria with the patronage of millions of persons, permit na to speak of it without guessing:. It is unquestionably the best remedy for Infanta and Children the world has over known. It is harmless. Children like it. It *Y® ■ th ® m health It will save their lives. In it Moth or shn vo something which is absolutely safe and practically perfect as a child's medicine. 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