Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, August 20, 1896, Image 2
Of every 1000 Europeans 262 are Russians, 139 Germans, IlGAustrians, 107 French, 106 English, 84 Italians, 48 Spanish, 17 Belgians, etc. The investment in good roads made by Staten Island will pay for itself many times over in a very few years, predicts the Now York Sun. Tho population is increasing rapidly. Li Hung Oh .ng is said to have been greatly impressed by his interview with Bismarck, particularly with tho ex Chancellor's suggestion that tli9 best way to reform and up-build China would be upon the basis of an army, even if it comprised at) inure than 50,- tXX) men. This shows up well for American liberality. Dr. Wolf, of tho Univer sity of Heidelberg, tried in vain to raise sufficient funds to buy a new photographio telescope for the insti tution. Miss Lorillard Bruce got over tho difficulty by presenting a new in strument, which is said to be even larger than that which she presented to Harvard. If Schopenhauer wero living ho would bo delighted to liud that while llegcl, tho supremo object of bis con tempt, is falling into oblivion in Ger many, his idol, Kant, is comiug moro and more to tho front. Not only has tho Berlin Academy of Sciences de cided to issue a now, complete edition of his works, but a new periodical de voted to Kaatism is to bo brought cut, Professor Vaihinger being tho editor. Speaking at a meeting ia London In support of the unity of the English speaking world, Sir Walter Besant, tho well-known novelist, declared that ho did not believe that Canada, Australia, and tho other great colonies would continue the fiction of dependence upon Great Bii tain for any great length of time. They will go their way with tho best wishes cf Englishmen and be come republics with the friendliest feelings toward England. The public school children have adopted the following "State flowerß" for thoir respective commonwealths: Alabama, Nebraska and Oregon, the golden rod ; Colorado, the columbine; Delaware, tho poach blossom ; Idaho, tliesyrioga; Icwn and Now York, tho roso ; Maine, tho pine cono and tassel; Minnesota, tho cypripodium or moo oasin flower; Montana, tho bitter root; North Dakota, the wild rose; Utah, the lego liiy, and Vermont, tho red clover. In addition, Ithodo Island and Wisconsin have ndopted a Stato tree, tho maple having been selected by both. Tho gross blunders about tlio United States and its peopie, onee so common in even tho best informed English newspapers, are rarely met with now adays. Onco in awhilo wo hoar some thing about tho "State of Albany," and occasionally that the Indian savages threaten Chicago, but as a rule English editors avoid sori ous errors, though thoy sometimes mako laughable ones. Cf this latter character is. tho follow ing, which tho Chicago Times-Horald clips from tho Westminster Gazette. It certainly ought to havo a startling effect wherever it is read: "One of tho most carious colonics that havo ever been established cn tho American Continent is, wo learn from tho Lon don American, about to settlo in JSorth Dakota. It is a colony of drunkards. Twenty-one drunkards and their families are about to movo from Indiana to take up their abode upon tho virgin soil of North Dakota. They say thoy will establish a 'model drunkard colony.' Already they havo purchased 2000 acres of land, and each family will receivo an allotment of about fifty ncrcs. Tho colony will bo watched with much interest. It bo gins operations this month. Very likely all tho colonists will want to start saloons, and the question arises, who will bo ready to till the soil?" Wo fanoy, oommonts tho Times-ller ald, wo can see John Euil elevating his eyebrows at this paragraph and exclaiming: "What a very remarkablo people I" The joke, if thero is one in this amusing mistake, is on our es teemed fellow citizens, tho Dunkards, who aro neither tipplers nor drinkers, and look not upon tho wine when it is red. A colony ol Dunkards from Indiana have roccntly established themselves in North Dakota, a fact that was stated in the Times-Herald n month or two ngo. It was tho mis reading of this piece of nows by our English contemporary that made them out a "colony of tipplers." They are, in fact, a religious Beet of German ori gin and aro nicknamed Dunkers or 'Junkers—"dippers"—because of their mode of bnptism. They call them eelvce "Jho brethren," THE FIELD OF ADVENTURE. THRILLING INCIDENTS AND DAR ING DEEDS ON I,AND AND SEA. A Switchman's Noble Rescue—tlal lanfrv Rewarded—An Incident of New YovK's Draft Riots. EDWARD WARD, according to tho pay roll of tho Illinois Central Railroad Company, is a plain switchman attached to 1 Rubnrban passenger engine No. 8. In tho eyes of Richard Bieschky, of 47 Grand avenue, and of three trninloads of pnsscngers tho plain switchman is a hero. The reason for Bicsehky's re gard is that Ward saved him from certain death beneath the wheels of a : express train. Tho three trninloads of passengers considered Ward a hero j because they saw him effect tho most j dramatic rescue ever accomplished on ! the lake front. Bieschky purchased a ticket for Hyde Park recently at the Randolph street station of the Illinois Central road. He passed through tho turn stile at 0.45 o'clock to take a train south. Just before Bieschky reached j tho turnstile the outgoing express I train at tho farthest platform moved forward. Biesobky burst through the turnstile aud ran lor tho platform. As tho express train started tho engineer { applied extra steam and by the time ] Bieschky reached the bottom of the I incline to the platform tho express | was moving rapidly. All but oue coach j had passed the point whoro Bieschky j arrived ready to "flip'' the train. 7 u spite of the speed attaiuod bv the express, and of the lact that ho" was less than lialf-way up tho incline, Bieschky reached out with his right hand for the railing on the front plat form of the last coach, and as ho did so he jumped for tho car step. lie missed both the rail and tho step and, falling, rolled to tho bottom of the incline, and for an iustant lay length wise of the tracks, and but au inch Irom tho front wlieols of tho coach as they rolled by him. Perceiving that he was in a dangerous place, Bieschky strove to roll away from the tracks. In doing this the man rolled around so that his body was squarely cross wise of the rail. Ono iustant more aud the rear wheels of tho coach must pass and these could uot fail to dis sever Bicsehky's body. Switchman Edward Ward from an other platform bad seen Bieschky fall, and ho instantly started toward him on a run. Ho got to the track of the outgoing express train at the very in stant that Bieschky roiled around and across the rail. Quick as lightning Ward seized Bieschky by the should ers. He jerked with all his might, aud being a largo man, he easily pulled Bieschky lrem the rail. The act of tho switchman was not an iußtant too soon. Despite Ward's quick work the roar wheels of the coach rolled forward to whore Bieschky had lain just as Ward was dragging tho man's feet off the rail. Tho front wheel had proceeded so far that one of Bieschky's feet was caught and the big roller grazed Bicsehky's ankle and then tore off the sole of his shoe. Ward stood Bieschky upright, and tho rescued man looked down at his torn shoe and his bruised shin. "Mv God 1" said he, "that was a closo shave!" "Big Ed" Ward lifted his cap, wiped the perspiration from his forehond, aud hurried away to attend a switch, while Special Officer Lane took Bieschky in charge. At tho time Ward made his sensa tional rescue a local suburban train stood on another track. It was filled with passengers who wero waiting to go south. All the windows of this train wero in full view of Ward and Bieschky. Another express train had pulled iu but a moment before, and tho passengers were leaving this just in time to see the rescue of Bieschky. The passengers in the outgoing ex press saw Bieschky fall nud they leaned ont of the ear windows. Everybody watched with abated breath, expecting to seo Biesohky's body severed iu twnin. No man had presence of mind to not, Ward, and when the three trninloads of pas sengers saw what he accomplished they shouted and rnn forward to shako his hand. But Ward was gone as quiokly SH he had appeared, and when the first man sought to grasj) his hand he was opening a switch for tho next outgo ing local. Bulla nt ryjße ward p.ft For distinguished gallantry in action at the battle of Mine Bun, Vu., November 27, 1883, I'rofessor M. E. Scheilmer, a member of Company G, Ninetieth Pennsylvania Volunteers, and now tho head of tho Boys' High School, of Beading Ponn., has been awarded a medal of honor. Comrado Heheibner's act, lor which he is thus rewarded, and which showed raropres euco of mind, occurred during tlio shelling of the Union troops at Mine Bun, \H., in tho fall of 1883, prepara tory to tho demonstration that was to have been made by tho entire line in a general charge neross Mine Bun and up the hill, whoso lops were crowned with fortifications and manned by Lee's best troops. Shells wore drop ping all along tho Union lines; one in particular fell closo to a group of tho members of the Ninetieth Pennsyl vania, who were lying behind a pile of regimental knapsaoks. A general scattering took place, but Comrade Seheibner, with wonderful prosouco of mind, instantly removed tho stopper of his canteen, which contained coffoo, and poured its contents on tho burn ing fuse, extinguishing it and thereby preventing the bursting of the death dealing shell. A second or two longer wouid navo perhaps sent into eternity a score of brave souls. Sergeant Bob ert Ewing, of G Company, now a resi- I dent of Oxford, Chester County, sur- I vives to prniso his companion. On May 5, at tho Battle of the Wilder- neep, Mr. Scheibner fell, dangerously wounded, in unsuccessful!v charging with his regiment upon a Confederate battery, and lav between the two lines of battle until darkness permitted sev eral of his comrades to carry him with in tho Union linos. Two of theso still survive—Sergeant Murray, now Sher iff of Brown County, Nebraska, and Corporal Joseph H. Wkontou, of this city. As Scheibner lay wouudod ho was filieltored behind a dead soldier and he removed tho dead man's valua bles from his knapsack. These bo afterward returned to the widow of tho soldier. Trofessor Scheibner, who was born in Russia, was recently elected princi pal of his school for tho tenth con sccutivo term.—Philadelphia Ledger. An Incident of the War. At the tiino of the draft riot in Now York, in 18(53, when the telegraph wires wero cut down by the rioter:?, interrupting all telegraphic communi cation with tho city at a very critical period of tho country's history, the Into Franklin Leonard Pope was as signed by General Leffertsto tho duty of restoring communication between New York aud Boston. Tho lines were found destroyed in many places along tho railroad botween Williamsbridgo | and Forty-second street in New York, and also in tho southern portion of Westchester County, all that territory being under tho surveillance of tho rioters. Mr. Pope disguised himself ns a farm laborer, an I with a portable telegraph instrument aud repairing tools concealed in a sack of oats, started from New Roehelle, and pro tected by a dark, foggy day, walked j over the tiftocu miles between that j place aud Harlem River, and during the succeeding night connected up 0110 of the fragmentary wires ami restored ! telegraphic communication to Boston, i notwithstanding that ho had to run i tho gauntlet of tho enemy's pickots. At one time during tho uiglit lio was captured, hut so well did ho play his rolo of a rustic, that ho was liberated unharmed; at another time, a little later, he was attacked at a poiut near Morrisania by a gang of at least fifty rioters, armod with knives and pistols, but ho eluded his assailants in tho darkness by concealing himself in a cornfield until ho was able to proceed unnoticed and complete his daugerous task. Tho single wire so connected ran along fences, under station plat forms, and was carried mainly by trees and bushes close to tho ground, so that it was not distinguishable from tho wrecked wires cut from their regular supports on poles. Thus was restored au unsuspected avenue of telegraphic communication that was of groat public importance.—Ameri can Electrician. Indian Euilurunce, Captain H. L. Scott, of tho famous Seventh United States Cavalry, relatoH some marvelous tales of tho powers of endurance and fleetness of foot of tho members of Troop L of iiis regiment, which is composed of Chiracahua Apache Indians from Arizona. Ho re lates that on one occasion a full grown and able bodied deer ran through the cavalry camp, aud instantly, with a series of wild yells, the Indians gave chuse on foot, aud by oxceeding swift ness and skill they actually ran it down, caught it about nino miles from camp and brought it in unharmed. On ono occasion nine of them woro returning to camp after a full day of hard work, riding upon a Government wagon drawn by a mule team. A coyote was seen close by tho trail, pur suing a young calf. Instantly tho fatigues of the clay's labor wero forgot ten, the dusky driver in his wild en thusiasm even forgetting the team, and the whole gave chase, and after a wild, yelling, scrambling chase ot two hours tho wolf was captured, tied, gagged and carried into camp. Tho males had meanwhile quietly vended their way tc camp. This soemH strange to the average paio faoe, aud the Sioux look upon these wonderful leats as something ap proaching the supernatural. This, in short, indicates tho difference which different methods of life, pursued through generations, makes in peoplo of tho same general race. Tho pale faco would fall by the wayside iu a mile ; tho Sioux would shrug his shoul ders, gruut and lie down, or would fly to his trusty pony, on which he will do more work probably than any other man living, without regard to the character of his mount.—Sioux City (Iowa) Argus Leader. Has His llair ( lit by Halves. H. Neustade), a German cigar and tobacco dealer, at !) W. Twelfth street, has an cvo to business. Since tho cigar dealers began cutting prices no opportunity to mako a tale is ignored by this thrifty merchant. The bar bers omployod ill F. J!. Jahr'a shop, 12 West Twelfth street, unci those in C. M. Boyd's shop, 13 West Twelfth street, aro among his best customers. Yesterday, Neustadol concluded that be must havo his hair cut, but how to avoid offending either of tho two friendly barber shop proprietors was a momentous question with tho cigar dealer. Ho solved tho problem after duo deliberation by going to Jaht's and having tho hair on tho left side of his head trimmed, for which he paid thirty-fivo cents. Then ho stepped across the street to Boyd's place and paid twonty-fivc cents to have tho job completed. It cost him sixty cents, however, to retain tho friondship of the two shops.—Kansas Citv Star. Tailoring Spoiled by Bicycling. Thero is a notiocablo dullness in tho tailoring business in the West, which the knights of tho needle ascribe to the growing use of tho bicycle, with its necessity for tho wearing of knick erbockers. Many young men attend business attired in their cycling suits, and tho consequent IOHB of trade to the tailors in tho way of trousers suits is enormous. —Detroit Free I'ross. HHP CURIOSITIES OP WOMEN, j Women pin from loft to right, men from right to left. Women button from right to left, men from left to right. Women stir from left to right j (their tea for instance), men from right to left. Women seldom know tho difference ' between a right and left shoe, and if a housemaid brings up a man's boots, she will niuo times out of ten place them so that the points will diverge, j Can theso peculiarities be explained? —London Truth. HOW WOMEN SHOULD WALK. It is safe to say that not one woman j in 500 carrios herself gracefully, and J yet, next to actual beauty of feature : and coloring, there is nothing that adds so much to a woman's attractive ; appearauco as a straight, woll-poised liguro, and ail erect carriage of the j head. It is very odd that, knowing theim ' portauce of this matter, and the great advantage it gives to a woman, wheth sr sho be plain or beautiful, tall or short, fat or thin, to hold herself well, ! so very few ore willing to take the trouble o: acquiring a habit which j when onco mastered, is rarely lost, l'hat this is a crooked and perverso : generation is literally true, as most | mothers know to their sorrow. Now j Orleans Picayune. LET HIS DESK ALONE. In tho wilderness of n.lvico as to how women shall please their hus bands, nothing is more to the point l and more sensible than that counsel | ing thorn not to bo always straighten j ing up tho letter's den. Although tho books upon the tablo may lio wide open to the oye and the papers on the desk seem like a confused and uutidy heap, they uro in tho condition which thoir owner prefers or with whioh ho is at least familiar. Thoir rearrang ing by other hands, however orderly to tho eye tho rosult, means confusiou that is coiifusicu indeed. It is a trite saying that a man wants ono room in his house where he can do ns he pleases, but it is as true as tho truest gospol, and it applies with poouliur force to nearly every man's desk.— Philadelphia Inquirer. A PRINCESS GOVERNOR. Tho Prinoess Boatrieo is occupying herself with tho duties of hor govern orship of tho Isle of Wight. Cnrls brooke Castle will bo thoroughly in spected and many of tho looms will bo r ideooratod and made ready for tho Queen and the Princess to rest in, or to witnoss any sports that are organ ized to tako place on the historic bowl ing green. Tho Princss3 intends to patronize different athlotio sports and encourage outdoor amusements. The Isle of Wight will be her most favored rosidcnce, connected as it is by so many memories of tho past. A win dow in Carlshrooko Castle is pointed out as being made famous by tho at tempt oseapo of Ch ■. ,-les I, whoso daugh ter, Elizabeth, died there, and was buried benoath the chancel in tho church. Tho Queen eroded a hand some recumbent monument "as a token of respect for her virtuos, and sympathy for hci misfortunes." UNIQUE nitlllAL GII'T. A beautiful aud unique bridal gift that lately came to an American brido is a three yard square of white linen nearly covered with drawn work und rich embroidery done in gold-colored silk. Tho design for tho cloth is tho work of Professor Tempeky, of Vienna, one of the most noted designers of tho world Tho embroidery itself was done by ninety young needlewomep, who live in little hamlets among the mountains of Bohemia. Tho millions of stitches upon the cloth were the leisure hour occupation of threo yoars, and wero done as a labor of love after tho day's work of stitching was over. The design of tho cloth extending from tho center shows first a knot of the gold colored silk surrounded by a cobweb of drawn work, beyond which there are long narrow linen points, on whioh small dowers are worked. Then there is a circle of linen worked with French knots and having tho edges finished in buttonhole stitoh. Next j there is n mass of solid embroidery, in j which every known stitch is said to be I used to carry out tho varied design, j Beyond this there are othor bordors, I combining drawn work und embroid ery. Tho finest work is on a band about two feet from the edge of the cloth. The edge itself has a hem six inches wide, with a narrow border of I drawn work next it.—Chioago Times- I Herald. COSTUMES FOR GARDEN PARTIES, ) Of all the pretty gowns whioh are j iucluded in tho summer wardrobe, tho | prettiost and daintiest are thoso de- I signed to wear at garden parties and summer outdoor entertainmonts. • There are so many different designs possiblo in these costumes, and so i much opportunity for efleotivo trini | iniug, ns well as the use of most fas ; ciuatiug fabrics, that it is scarcely to bo wondered at that theso gowns ploy so important a part in buying summer clothes. Heavy materials and dark colorings nro the oxceptien to tho rule, and whilo not absolutely tabooed, are not considered smart oven for elderly ladies to wear. Aud, by-tho-wny, a pardon party is one of the few outer toiuinents to which young and old are alike invited, and it devolves upon the middle aged woman to pay strict at tention to what they wear, for their gowns will be quito ns muoh in evi dence as the more brightly colored ones worn by the younger people. Whilo the bright colors, so fashionable at present, aro not often beooming to gray hair, it is a mistake for women whose hair has turnod gray to feel it incumbent upon themselves always to wear blaok. Soft grnys, lavenders, and purples, and even white, are as permissible for the matron as for the maid. Southern women, as repre sented by favorito heroines in fiotion, and in their beautiful every day life as well, have always had a fancy for white, and the finest of lawns and organdies and the richest of laces were used by them for their summer gowns. —Harper's Bazar. aossip. Mrs, Cleveland is now said to weigh 180 pounds There are 37,000 girls engaged in the telephone service in the United States. The Prinoess of Wales recently has been busy at the spinning wheel—the old-fashioned sort. Philadelphia has a Salvation Army oavalry brigade in whioh tho women ride as well as the men. Worn en who wear crash skirts say they are exceedingly light and com fortablo for tho hot woatL er. Mme. Desoharaps, who invented tho popular Julienne soup, died in Paris recently, aged ninety-four years. Of tho twenty-five graduates of Vas sar who have taken the degree of M. D., most are practising physicians. Lady Mury Hamilton Douglas, daughter of the late Duke of Hamil ton, will, when she comes of age, have and income of $1,000,000 a year. Mrs. Calvin S. Brice, wifo of tho Senator, has cabled SIOO9 to tho Pea body library fund of her alma mater, the Western Female Seminary, of Ox ford, Ohio. The diocesan convention of the Protestant Episcopal diooese of Mich igan has decided to permit women to vote upon election for vestrymen and on other churoh matters. Cora Belle Fellows, whoso marriage to Cliaska, a Sioux, created a sensa tion Homo years ago, lias been deserted and left in a destitute condition by her husband, the "noble savage." Writing onoe in one of these confes sion books, whioh confess nothing really, the Princess of Wales put down her favorito art as thatof "millinery," and her favorite occupation "minding her own business." One of the wealthiest heiresses in England is the Hon. Ella Williamson, the eldest daughter of Lord Ashton. Lord Ashton has no sons, and only one other daughter. Miss Williamson will one day iuherit about 8350,000 a year, and a fine place in Lancashire. Womon doctors have just scored a triumph in Australia. Two women, Miss Gamble and Miss Greig, have been placed on the Melbourne Hos pital staff. There were six vacancies, and the high qualifications of the two women led to thia now departure. Miss Evo Blautyre Simpson,the only surviving daughter of the late Sir Jomos Simpson, intonds to mark the approaching jubilee of her father's discovery of the application of ohloro form for anaesthetic purposes by the issue of his biography, whioh may be expected in the course of the present publishing seasou. One of the best whist players in this country is Mrs. Luoia Bunkle, who has a young daughter growing up to bo no less remarkable in that respect. Mr. flunklo was celebrated for his pro ficiency in whist, and his only child has had the advantage of constant practico with both paronts. Miuo. Furtado-Heine, the latest Frenchwoman to be decorated with the cross of the Legion of Honor, has shown that she is well worthy of that distinction. Not content with having already given 8400,000 for the estab lishment of n suitable institution for sick army any navy officers, she has set apart uu aunuity of SIOOO to in demnify them during their illness. FASHION NOTES. Grass lawn pocket handkerchiefs nro new, but not desirable. The long gold 'chain carries every thing from a fan to a hand mirror. 11 White piqno, mohair and canvas skirts are enriohod by vests of Persiau | silk. Somo extraordinary silks, whioh look exactly like lizards, nro being shown. The sensible June bride eschews satin and robes herself in somo diaph anous fabric. Turban brims made of tho braid sewn on in vertical strips, instead of around the hat, arc un innovation. Hats are not selected to match cos tumes, but must harmonize therewith. A flower hat oan bo worn with any suit. Ornaments are lost sight of for tho present, being obsoured or neglected in favor of "piles" of blossoms and foliage. Geranium pink is used quite freely in summer millinery, and black and white combinations ore accorded quite a little distinction. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. A JAM OF MIXED FRUITS. Very good jam can be made by mix ing fruits, as raspberries and red cur rents, raspberries and gooseberries, and so on. Either apples or goose berries mix nicely with almost all ether fruits. Tho best wov to use them is to make them into jelly, and add a proportion of this jelly to tho other fruit while boiling.—Pittsburg Dis patch. SOMETHING ABOUT CANDLES. So essential is the candle considered for decorative purposes that for occa sions where its light would not be suf ficiently strong, what ore called "can dlestiok lamps" are used. That is, the tall, Blender, oandlostick is perfectly copied and so low is tho tiny slindo suspended over the burner that nono but tho most observant would notioe that it was a small lamp that burned inside, aud not a wax candle. By the way, it is always best to lay candles nn the ice for soveral hours beforo they shall bo needed. Thoy will not gutter so badly, will burn more slowly ind givo a moro satisfactory light altogether. VALUE OF BORAX. The women of Holland and Belgium, who mako their linou so beautifully white, use rofined borax instoad of washing soda in tho proportion of ono large handful of borax powder to about ten gallons of boiling water, l'hns thoy savo in soap nearly half. Its effect is to soften the hardest water, and, therefore, it should be kept on every toilet table. It is good for cleansing tho hair, is an excellent deu tifrice; combined with tartaric ucid and bicarbonate of soda it is a cooliug beverage. Good tea cannot to made with hard water, hut all water may bo made soft by addiDg a teaspOonful of borax powder to au ordinary sized kettle ofwator.iu whioh it should boil. Tho saving in tho quantity of tea used will be one-fifth. A HANDFUL OF POINTS, A pot of ferns or a roso with a few cut flowers adds immensely to any table. Fruit in pretty dishes also ronder3 it attractive. Olives and salted almonds remain on tho tnble, as a general thing through out tho diunor. Even if the tablecloth be not fine damask it may oomo fresh from tho laundry with tho creases still in it. The requirements at each place aro a large plato, a glass of ice water, a napkin, knives, forks and tablespoon. The glass of ico water should bojfreu from that jingling ioo which renders drinking so difficult. If the soup is served from tho table the plates should not bo piled up in front of tho lady sorving. They should bo brought one by one from tho sido table by tho maid. A dry foldod napkin upon the bread plato heightens the softness of table furnishing. Radishes are very dainty and edi ble, looking whon peoleil,to roproseut water lilies. Berries aro dainty when sorvod in their own leaves, with tho stom loft OD, that tho gnost may dip them in sugar., SUMMER DRINKS. Almond Milk (a delicious luncheon or tea drink) —Blanch and pound six dozen almonds, mix with two table spoonfuls of loaf sugar and ouo pint of boiling wator, mix well and add quart of water, strain, let cool, and servo in glasses with shaved iee. Egg Lemonade—Beat one egg with thojuico of a lemon, two tablespoons of sugar aud u tablespoon of shaved ioe, shako and use immediately. strawberry Acid—Stem six pounds of very ripe strawberries, put in an earthen crock, dissolve three ounces of citric acid in a gallon of water, pour over the berries and let staud ovor night; strain and add a pound cf sugar to a pint of juice, stir until the sugar is dissolved, bottle aud cool; when roady to use fill a glass half full of shaved ice, pour over the acid to till the glass and shako. Raspberries or blackberries may bo used in place oil strawberries, whon loss sugar will bo necessary. Soda Cream—Dissolve one pound of loaf sugar in a pint of wator, add the juice aud grated rind of a large lemon, set over tho fire to boil. Add the beaten whites of three eggs, stir, take from tho tiro and strain. Let cool and bottle. When ready to use put two tablespoonfuls in a glass of ice water and add a pinch of so la. Spruce Beer—Boil a handful of hops and twico as much sassafras root IU ton gallons of water; strain it and pour it in a gallon of molasses. Let cool aud add two spoonfuls of eseeuco of spruce, two spoonfuls of powdered ginger, and ono of ground allspice, stir all together and put into a cask. When cool put in half a pint of yeast, stop close, let ferment and bottle. Kurayss (a rofre3hing and strength ening drink for delicate women aud children) —Fill a quart bottle nearly full of rich now milk, dissolve two ta blespoonfuls of sugar in hot water and add with halt a cake of compressed yeast. Cork and shako well. Set in a warm room for six hours, then on ico until cold.--Boston Globe. Unclaimed Riches. There is in the strong rooms of ono of tho oldest private banks in London a large quautity of jewels, plato and other valuables, which was deposited for safe custody by French refugees ahortly before tho outbreak of the revolution. Several of the depositors claimed their belongings after tho coup d'etat, but tho present deposits are still awaiting claimants, and prob ably aWoJui *vJL—Pearson's Weekly, THIS MJSItUY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIKS THAT ARE TOLD BT TUB FUNNI MEN OF THE PRESS. A Convenient Place—Too Bad—Knew What Was Coming—ln Conlideuco —Quite Necessary, Etc., Etc. In the days or Hinwalhn, * When the Injun wasn't lighting, Then he used to put the hatohet 'Neath the earth or 'neath a rook If the Injun lived to-day, I Think that when the war was over He would life him to his uncle And would nut the ax in hoek. —New York World. TOO BAD. A. YVhceler—"Doesn't he look well?" T. Ires (in disgust) "Yes; he's one of those oranks who won't ride a bicycle."—Puok. KNEW WIIAT WAS COMING. Cumso—"Ricketts is about to chnngo his business." Cawker—"Where is he going to open his bioyole store?" IN CONFIDENCE. Friend—"What aro your reasons for selling?" Suburbanite—"Malaria and the lawn mower."—Puok. IIE BOOKED TO THE BIGHT AND LEFT. Miss Wheeler—"lsn't the soeuory beautiful along that road?" Ryder—"Very! I'm using oourt plaster and arnica ou account of that scenery.—Puok. THE. PROPEU COURSE. Assistant—"Wasn't it Harvey who discovered the circulation of the blood?" Editor (absently)—"l don't know. Didn't he mako an affidavit?"—Puok. QUITE NECESSARY. Cobwiggcr—"Didn't you think it rather foolish for her to ask you if her bat was on straight?" Merritt—"No. It was on a railway train, and wo had just come out of a long tanuel." THE OIFT HORSE. "Pretty soon, I suppose," raur murod the ox-cowboy, "we'll even have to ohango our proverbs." "Whioh one, for iustunco?" "We'll have to say that ouo should not look a gift bicycle in tho spokes." AN ISHMABITE. Jack—"There goes u man who is known in nearly every city in the United States, yet I don't believe ho has a friend in the wholo world." Madge—"Who is he?" Jack—"A baseball umpire."—Nor ristown Herald. A SMABB BEGINNING, BUT "I am poor," he said ; "it would ho many years beforo I could give my wife a yaoht." "Well," answered the girl of '9"' "couldn't you commence with a little smack?" And so it cams to pass. PRESSURE. Invention Enthusiast—"l under stand that Keely has constructed a cylinder that will stand u prossuro of 3500 pounds to tho square inch." Pretty Girl (who hasn't been hugged for n year)—" Huh I I don't think that's much?"— New York tVeekiy. AN EXPERT. First Boarder—"l understand that the landlady is to take a trip to thu West." Second Boarder—"ls that so? If the train would stop long euough at tho stations, she could give the rail way rostauraut people soino groat points." A CIIBTIVATED TASTE Mr. Moth—"What a horrible flavor of moth halls this Baequo has!" Mra. Moth—"Dear ine, Algomou, you are positively disgustiog. Don't you kuow tuat a likiug for earholio acid aud tar is the best evidence that one has moved in good sooiety and ac quired a cultivated taste?"— Cinci nnati Enquirer. IIOIST BY HIS OWN PETARD. Casey (confidentially, to tho fore man) —"Oi've bin afther wutokm' Kerrigan for th' lasht two hours, an' devil a shtroke uv wur-ruk hoz ho done in all thot toime." Foreman—"Be hivins! Kerrigan wuz just afther cornin't' mo wit' th' same information about yersilf. Yez are bote discharged, for watohiu' iu stid uv wur-rkin'."—Fuck. HIS COIN THEORY. "Pop," said Willie, "what's a gold bug?" "That, my son. is what they call the mon who want gold money." "And I suppose a silver-bug is a man who wants silver money?" "That's it exactly." "Well, say, pop—l'm ouly a little feller, aud am satisfied with being a nickel-bug. Gimme ono, will yer?"— Harper's Bazar. A COMIC DUEL, Roddit—"l see the French have do visod a rather novel regulation for their dueling code, which is expected to do away entirely with bloodshed." Wellnow—"What is it? Havo them fight simply with expletives, or use braes knuckles at one hundred foet apart?" Reddit—"No; it provides for the use of bullet-proof vests." Wellnow—"lt seems that if the an tagonists can wear those things they'll be making a field of honor out of every four-acre lot in Franco." Reddit—"Oh ! —but thovestsare for the spectators."