Tho school system of the Greater New York will be at least the second biggest in the world. "No Vice President for fifty years lias had any appreciable influence in politics," declares tho Boston Her ald. Among the many astonishing feat ures of tho vogue of the hour for wheeling is the hold which it has se cured upon public men, not only in the Old World, but also in the United States. Great attention is being drawn to tho unparalleled iuflux of foreign capi tal into Russia during tho last two years, which is still on tho increase. It has been calculated that within a very short timo thirty-one now indus trial undertaking have been started in Russia by tho Belgians alone, with a capital of $90,000,000. William E. Sraytlie, who is an irri gation expert, says the arid region of tho frans-Mississippi wost measures north to south as far as from Montroal to Mobile and east to west furthor than from Boston to Omaha. When some cheap and practicable means of irrigation is found it is expected that the population of this region will bo romo greater than the present popula tion of the United States. The appointment of Princess Henry of Battenberg to tho Governorship of tho Isleof Wight illustrates the familiar truth that precedent can be found for anything unusual in England if one only goes back far enough. Tho be stowal of this oflico upon u woman is exceptional, hut not unprecedented. During the reign of Edward 111. the widow of the Lord of Wight succeeded him in the Governorship when he foil at Agiucourt, and two other precedents have been hunted up. An important discovery has recently been made in Madagascar, which will have the effect of considerably increas ing the value of that island for France. Gold has been discovered between Tamatavo and Antananarivo, whero tho conformation of tho country is very similar to that of the Band. Al ready twenty-eight prospectors have left the Transvaal for Tamatave. The French, however, are placing every possiblo obstacle in tho way of allowing foreign prospectors to com mence digging. The Atlanta Constitution remarks: Though it may be gratifying to our National pride to account for the yearly number of suicides on tho prin ciple that intolligeuco begets self slaughter and that epidemics of suicide indioato a healthy tone of civilization, it Is, nevertheless, a matter of pro found sorrow that so many are driven by the stress of circumstances to such extremes of desperation. It is also to be hoped that if civilization has pro duced this mania that civilization will likewise suggest a remedv. We are all too apt to jump at con elusions, protests tho New York Wit ness, and this is a case whero a loose use of our mother tongue holped that tendency along. A few weeks ago a paragraph appeared in several of tho London papers giving an account o f Q accident that had occurred in Bloane street. A woman riding upon • bicycle had, according to this, come into collision with an omnibus, and "tho lady lost her head." At onco tho report became current that a woman had been decapitated in Sloane street, and the following week several of tho papers declared that terrible accidents had recently occurred, but that tho bicycle manufacturers had bribed tho coroners to suppress tho reports of the inquests! The records of tho public schools of New York City show that the attend ance of the Hebrew children is more regular than tho attendance of tho children of any other class, and that their standard of scholarship is higher. No sacriflco is considered too great by tho Hebrew father and mother to keep their children at school as long as possible. A Hebrew who cannot read and write his own anguage at least is the exception. An educational restric tion on education would havo no ap preciable effect in excluding Russian Hebrews. The Hebrews are a temper ate people, and the saloon is not likely to become an element in their social and political life. Instead of beer aud strong alcoholic liquors, thoy drink enormous quantities of tea and coffee. Hebrew immigration is free from tho objection so commonly urged against immigration in general, that it in creases crime and pauperism. Tho Hebrew quarter in New York, although more densely populated than any other tenement house district, is rarely the scene of serious brawls or disturbances. PERILS OF THE JUNGLE. WILLIAM ASTOR CHANLER TELLS A THRILLING STORY. Savage War With Man and Reast in Africa—Charged by Natives, Rhi- noceroses and Elephants. PURING the spring of 1892 Mr. William Asfcor Chanler started from New York for Africa on exploration bont. He returned to Europe on the first of May, 1894, having bceu in Africa two years, lacking just six weoks. His de scription of thrilling adventures and strange people forms ono of tho most interesting books of tho year. Mr. Chanler, who is a great-groat grandson of John Jacob Astor, was only twenty-four years old at tho time ho set out ou this trip. Ho was ac companied by Lieutenant Von Hoh nel, an Austrian officer, and his ser vant, Georgo Galvin. Their caravan was made up of the semi-civilized Af ricans living near the coast, aud their boasts of burden. With most of tho natives Mr. Chan ler was able to enter into friendly re lations, but on somo occasions this was impossible, and it was only after hard fighting that tho caravan was able to make its way through tho country. On ono occasion they marched at night to try to get through before the natives should discover them. "Through the forest thero lay a well-beaten path," says Mr. Chanlcr, "and tho rays of the setting moot en abled us to make our way over it with out difficulty. Our advance was made as silently as possiblo, but we had not entered the cultivated portion of tho Wamsara territory a qnartor of a mile ere the brightening dawn enabled us to distinguish largo bodies of natives hurrying on to some point in front of us. I had scarcely drawn up my forces ere, with loud shouts, a body of war riors, nt least 200 iu number, sprang from tho plantations where they had been in hiding, and dashed toward tho knoll by a road. Advancing in col umn, they presented a front of but live or six men. "I placed six men across this road to repel the attack, and when the at tacking forco had reached a point about 100 paces distant thoy received the first volley. Tho aim of tho vol ley was bad, and lmd no deterring ellect upon the advance of the savages. The command, *Aim lower !' was given, aud when tho second volley rang out tho advancing column was seen to waver. At tho third and fourth vol leys tho natives in the front of the colmnu scattered and broke; butthose in tho rear came pluckily on. "This was tho opening of tho ball. Soon we were engaged ou all sides, and for two hours our attention was directed to stemming tho onrush of hundreds of natives. Upon seeing them weaken, wo would chargo tho retreatiug column with a 6inall forco, and endeavor by excessive punishment to prevent their return. For the first hour of tho engagement our firo seemed to daze the natives, and they would retroat to a point beyond range. Thoy would thero reassemble aud after beiug harangued by their chiefs would again charge us, only to be beaten back again. "We, however, did not get off scot free. Thero were many hand-to-hand combats between my men and the na tives. Three of tho porters were strctchod upon the ground. By 11 a. m., when the natives left us in peace, wo discovered that twelve more of our band were wounded. Two of my men had been shot through tho leg by poisoned arrows, which throughout tho combat had rained over our little knoll; but in most cases tho aim was so bad that tho natives ovorshot their | mark. At one time and another during this day's fighting tho Wamsara had from 2000 to 3030 men iu tho field sufficiently brave and activo to have annihilated a forco of four time? as great as mine, though armed with rifles; but their lack or organization and their ignorance of tho first princi ples of warfare enabled us, as tho event proved, to bo more than a match for them." There were many rliinoceroso 3 , which charged tho caravan contin ually, inflicting much damage. "Many times during a morning," says Mr. Chanlcr, "we heard tho snort of rhinoceroses in tho tall grass on our left, and at length, toward noon, we heard a violent snort not more than forty feet distant. In a momont wo heard tho dull thud of his feet, but the grass was so high and thick that we could catch no glimpse of tho animal, yet all the time know that he was coming in our direction. Soon ho reached tho trail at about twenty feet behind whero I stood. I had my rifle ready, but could not shoot, us my boy, Sururu, was be tween mo and the onrushing animal. In an instant he caught Sururu, and with horror I saw the boy's body flying through the air, and had just sufficient time to throw myself to one side into tho bush ere tho animal thundered past mo and disappeared iu the long grass. "When I reached Sururu I found him lying on his side, groaning. At tho time of this adventure Sururu was wearing an old canvas coat of mine, much too largo for him. In a lower pocket of this coat lie kept my com pass and a heavy silver watch. The horn of tho rinocoros, after passing between his logs from tho rear, broke the .compass to bits,' dented tho thick case of tho watch and, glancing oIF, inflicted a dangerous looking wound in tho groin. Had it not been for tho thick canvas coat, tho compass and the watch, I think tho blow would havo been attended by fatal results. After a few minutes Sururu rccovero 1 suffi ciently from tho shock to be placid upon ray horse, when wo started on our way with any but pleasant thoughts and feelings. "Fifteen minutes nft r the accident to Suraru wo reached a small open spaco in tno tall grass. At this point there was lying across our path tho trunk of a small, dead tree. Hore my attention was arrested by a disagree ablo sight only ten feet away, but on tho other side of the fallen tree. There stood a rhinoceros facing mo. For some moments wo stood facing cne another. Almost unconsciously I raised my riflo to my shoulder and ranged my eye along the sights. Still no movement on tho part of the ani mal. After remaining in this position for, say, thirty seconds, the animal appeared to becorao restless and swung its horned snout to one side, thereby giving mo an opportunity for a good shot at its neck. In an instant my rifle was discharged ; thon through tho smoke charged the rhinoceros. In stinctively I leaped to one side, and, as it passed me, I gave it a second shot, almost without taking any aim. It fell—dead. Beyond doubt this was tho same rhinoceros which had tossod Snruru, for upon the tip of his forward horn blood was plainly to be seen. Tho elephant hunts were the most exciting of the adventures. On one occasion Mr. Chanler started out, ac companied by only two native guides and his two gun-bearers. Ho had left bis little fox-terrier, Folix, behind in charge of the rest of his men, as the dog always showed tho greatest ex citement in tho presence of elephants. Mr. Chandler says of this adventure: "My guides suddenly stopped, their eyes blazing with suppressed excite ment, and pointed to a small opening fifty feet away. There in the opening I saw a good-sized elephant. When satisfied that I had seen tho elephant, my guides suddenly and swiftly dis appeared. It was standing broadside on, and all but its head and ears and tho highest portion of its back were concealed by the thick growth. I was armed with a .577, I took careful aim at the outer edge of tho huge ear of tho boast and discharged my rifle. As soon as tho sraoko cleared sufficiently t > permit me to get another sight I lired tho second birrel. "Thesound of the report had scarce ly died away when a dreadful crashing an 1 trumpeting was heard, and straight at me through tho bush came —I knew not what. I turned for an other ritlo, but both gun-bearers had fled, and I was alone with an empty rifle. No, not alone; for Felix, tho fox terrier, had by some means es caped from the men who held him aud there stood by my side, his oars pricked to atteution and his toil trembling with excitement. All this occurred in a few seconds, aud I had scarcely realized my helpless con dition when I Haw (ivo elephants rush ing at me aud not more than fifteen feet distant. I leaped to one side, and in so doing pierced my arm and shoul der with some thorns, which gavo me such pain that I stopped, an 1 oxpoct od that in a second I would bo tram pled under foot. "What was my surprise at this mo ment to soo Felix, tired with ardor for the chase, dash straight for tho fore most elephant, and leaping upon him, bit vigorously at some portion of his body, p.ll the whilo barking in his most vigorous manuer. Tho brutes at once halted and, with a scream of fright, turned sharply to tho right, aud—l was saved. I had two extra cartridges in my pocket, but, as I had expected to seizo a freshly loaded rifle, I had not at first attempted to place them in my weapon. Now that I had time lor thought I slipped one iu, and got a shot at the hoad of the rear ele phant as it disappeared in tho bush not six feet from mo. Ido not think sixty seconds elapsed between my first and third shots. "After a short search I found that ray two shots had proved elective — largo female elephant was lying on its side, though not yet dead. As wo ap proached it, it oudeavored to riso and reached for us with its trunk. Another shot ended its life." Flocking t. the El Dorado. Tho influx of immigrants into South Africa is continuing at such a rapid rate that tho Capo Times fears that before many months have passod they will once more bo face to face with the unemployed difficulty. Not oveu the unexampled progress of Johannes burg can possibly keep paco with tho weakly arrivals. Sooner or later there will be a serious glut in tho labor market and a heavy fall in tho re muneration of labor. Already, it seems, the tendency of wages, outside tho class of nrtisans, is in tho downward direction. First class men will, of course, always com mand good pay in South Africa, bo ! cause their ranks aro by no means ex teusivo'y rocruited from the flood of now arrivals. But tho outlook for third-rate men is by no means favor able. Our contemporary hoars, for instance, of tolerably effioiont clerks of the mechanical order who are scraping along on tho miserable pit tance of $1.25 a day, which is a good deal loss than one would call a "living wage" at the Cape. An Intensive Calculation. An Ohio farmer having given a do tailed account of his operations for a year on a S9OOO farm of 160 acres, showing a net return of about SIOO alter payiug expenses, including the support of his family, a South Caro lina paper rises to remark that such farming would not be regarded as profitable in that State. It moutious tho case of a South Carolina farmer who netted last year $386 from a sin gle acre, plauteii first iu tobacco and then iu turnips. This flguro applied to 160 acres would mean profits of . $61,760. The average tiller of the soil would be willing to throw off $60,000 of this amount for his annual net re turns, aud yet tho hint given regard ing tho possibilities of intensive farm ing is clearly applicable to the agri culture of the future.—St. .Louis Globe-Democrat. THE FIELD OF ADVENTURE, THRILLING INCIDENTS AND DAR ING DEEDS ON LAND AND SEA. Fighting Urol hers Shielded by Prov idence—A Convict's Thrilling Ad- ventures—Lion Mesmerizes n Man. 7T" HALF dozen or so men were / \ sitting out in front of a Washington (D. C.) hotel tho CT"~ other evening telling stories. " Alien I was twenty-one," said a j tall man, evidently from a Southern ] State, "I had an ungovornablo torn- j per, and a half brother three years ; older thau myself. Wo were both i church members, but that didn't seem i to bring us any closer together, for ho was a Methodist and I was a Bap tist. You may have observed," he - threw in as a decoration to tho story, \ "that Christian charity and brotherly i love don't always thrive on deuomma- i tioual feed. However, as I was say- j ing, we were of different deuomina- ' tions, and we got along fairly well to- < get her until wo began arguing on our ] respective faiths. Then we got hot, ] and I always lost my temper. I may i say that he did very nearly the same, j but he wasn't quite as bad as I was in ] that regard. , "One day we were out hunting with 1 only one gun, a squirrel rifle, between r us, and I had tho gun. I may add < here that wo lived on a farm, and a * one-gun hunting party was not at all ] unusual. We hid sat down on a rock i near tho edge of a stream to rest, and ] in some way I slipped and went into | the water. It made me mad to begin . with, and when ho began chaffing me i and telling me that a Baptist ought to | be used to a little thing like that, I got ten times worse, and hit him a lick j in the face. He ran off a few yards - and picked up a boulder about as big i as your double fist, while I made a i grab for the gun, which 1 had set up ] against a willow under tho bank. < "Of course, we did not know what i wo were doing by this time; only I j remember telling him if ho raised his { hand to throw the stono I'd shoot him. i He was nervy, though, and I hadn't more than got the words out of my mouth than ho lot the boulder como at me, and, true to my word, I banged . away at him. We weren't forty feet apart, and it was a standoff between tho boulder and the bullet as to which 1 was tho more dangerous, but Provi dence, I reckon, was watching over us, for as I fired the boulder flew into a dozen pieces, aud both of us were . left standing looking at each other in n dazed, helpless kind of way. Then, still not understanding what had hap pened, but realizing how nearly our tempers had brought us to bloodshed, wo rushed into each other's arms ami began crying over each other. "When we had got. over tho excite ment aud collected our wits sufficient ly to make on investigation, we dis covered that by tho merest chance— by Providential interference, I mean --my bullet and his boulder had met in thoir flight and nulified each other. On one piece of the broken stone wo found the blue mark of the bullet, aud in another place we found the bat tered bullet. Ho took tho bullet, and I took the piece of marked stone, and we have kept them to Ibis day as sac red souvenirs, and as very potent re minders never to discuss our respec tive boliefs. I'm just as strong a Bap tist as ever, and lie is equally a Meth odist, but wo both believe that great er than either Baptist or Methodist is tho Providence that watches over us all." Adventures of a Convict. Tho following remarkable story of adventure appeared recently in tho Westminster Gazette. It was recited to M. Cochefort, head of tho Paris de tective service, by an escaped convict named Bourdet. According to liis story, Bourdet, an engineer by trade, was sentenced to a long term of penal servitude in tho year 1881, and was sent to tho penal settlement in French Gniana. In 1885 he determined to es cape. Owing to his efficiency as a workman, he was made foreman of a party of convicts who were seut to work in an isolated pait of tho forest, under tho supervision of a warder. He communicated his design to five of tho convicts, and they managed to secret ly construct a raft, on which they in tended to nlako their way to Dutch Guiana by sea. Taking advantage of a fete day, on which the surveillance was relaxed, tho six men got safely away on tho raft. Their provisions consisted of a small quantity of rice, which each man had saved from his rations, and tour of them had also a littlo quinine. They mado their way some distance down the coast, and then lauded to push their way through tho forest. One soon succumbed ro fever, and was aban doned to die. Tho fugitives were next set upon by some Indians, who cap tured two of them, and Bourdet aud his two remaining companions es caped. Their next adventure was with a largo serpent, which they unfor tunately stumbled over, and tho rep tire seized one of tho men and crushed him to death. Tho other two, after enduring terrible hardships, reachod the river forming the boundary of Dutch Guiana. At this stage Bour det's companion sold liis remaining rice and quinine, and joined a band of wandering Indians. Bourdet, left to himself, crossed the river on an improvised craft, and after much privation managed to continuo his journey to Georgetown. Ho sub sequently worked for several years in tho gold mines, and having amassed a small sum of money, he returned to France to see his relatives. On his way through Paris ho was robbed of his money by a swindler. In spite of this he reached his home, but, as his I reception there was decidedly cold he 1 returned to Paris. Unable to obtain | employment, and being in danger of starvatioD, he liad no resource but to give himself up to the police and re quest to be sent baok to the penal set tlement. A Lion Mesmerizes a Man. v Ensign Stewart, of the British navy, is not a believer in tho theory of the lion tamers that the steady glance of tho human eye will subdue the wildest of the king of beasts. In fact, ho oame very near losing his life in making a test of that kind. While in India he was one day visited by three friends from England who wanted to go lion hunting. So Ensign Stewart made up a party, composed of a half dozen English residents, a number of natives and the visitors, and they wont into the junglo for a big hunt. On the fourth day out Ensign Stowart became separated from the others and was working his way through tho dense undergrowth, with the growing con sciousness that ho was lost, when a great liou suddenly leaped into the path, not fifty feet away from him. The beast and man discovered each other at the eamo time, Stewart raised his riflo and hurriedly fired. Of course he missed, and before he could reload tho lion, with a low growl commenced to creep towards him. The officer raised his head and looked straight into the creature's eyes, but the result was en tirely different from his expectations. The great yellow eyes seemed like balls of fire, "and after a moment's gaze ho snw nothing else. His gun slipped from his haud, his strength gave way and as ho fell to the ground on his knees his heart almost stopped beating. In fact the lion had mesmerized tho man. All this time the beast was creeping toward his prey. Stewart's gaze was fixed on the terrible eyes, and back of them ho could dimly see a dark, sway ing form, but ho knew that the end was coming. The huge body and the two fiery eyes roso in tho air and at the same instant there came a loud report, and the officer fr.inted. Five of tho pirty had been following the trail ot the lion, and they arrived just in tirao to save tlioir companion. But ►Stewart lay for a week in a delirious state and it was his last lion hunt. Slapped by a Bear. Sent rolling down a mountain side by a blow from a bear's paw, and with bruin in hot pursuit of the helpless man, was tho trying experience of Warren Williamson, who, in company with Elmer Holt, recently wont to Callahan run, near Jersey Mills, to run logs down tho mountain for Frank Tor bet of Jersey Shore. Tho mon had started one log, Holt having a handspike and Williamson an nx. After the log had started the men came to a trunk of a tree, which Will iamson began pounding with his ax. An ominous growl was heard, and instantly thereafter a bear rushed out of the hollow trunk and began to com bat with Williamson. The fight was all one-sided, and lasted but one minute. Williamson, taken complete ly by surprise, could do nothing but staro at his bearship. Tho latter sprang at the astonished woodman and struck such a powerful blow that Williamson began rolling over and over down tho mountain. Tho boai sprang after him. Williamson's desperate cries foi help awakened Holt to a realization oi his companion's danger, and, grasping his spike, ho sped down tho mountain after the bear. Fortunately ho over took tho animal before tho lattei reached the helpless and thoroughly frightened Williamson. Holt began prodding bruin with the handspike, and mndo such a determined onslaugh that the animal gave up the pursuii and disappeared in tho woods.—Phil adelphia Press. Steamer Strikes a Whale. Captain J. 0. Hunter, master of the steamer Umatilla, has had many ex periences in his life on the sen, but the strangest of all camo as ho was guiding his vessel around tho treach erous rocks of Capo Flattery and into tho straits. Tho vessel was proceed ing under easy steam when the out look forward reported something float ing that looked like an overturned schooner. Tho Umatilla's glasses were turned on the wreckage, and tho ex perienced eye of Captain Hunter told him it was u whaie, although it was a monster. It was tho work of n moment to de cide what to do, and Captain Hunter swung tho Umatilla around cn a boo line with tho sleeping monster and rang down to the engine room for full speed. A moment later the vessel struck the whale, and for about ten seconds there was oil poured on tho troubled waters. Tho passengers folt the lurch of tho craft and rushed on deck in time to seo tho two ends of the haif-sovered mammal dangling at the prow of tho steamer. Tho force of the blow had not driven the steamer entirely through the whale, and Cap tain Hunter backed nway from it. Then it could be seen that the whale was of tho humpbaok variety, over fifty feet in length. Several camera "fiends" were aboard and secured good negatives of the unusual sight.— San Francisco Call. A New Slate rrncil. The small boy and the small girl threaten a strike. There is rebellion in tho youthful heart. Science has ovolved a noiseless slate penoil, and the soul-harrowing screech of the or dinary nencil is to be heard no more. The new pencils aro made of bone. They aro unbreakable and voioeloßS. Tho amount of enjoyment that a youngster can get out of on ordinary pencil and slate is limited only by his energy in wieldiag this small in strument of torture, but while the child rebels, the teacher and the par ent bless that branoh of science that has emancipated them from the agony inflicted by this unnecessary evil.— New York Ledger. FOR LITTLE FOLKS. I A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN- f TEREST TO THEM. Something that Wilt Intereet the Ja- ! veiltle Members of Kvery Household 1 —Quaint Actions and Bright Buylnge of Many Cntc and Cunning Children. t Longest Day in the Year. Teacher—Can any little boy tell ine f which Is the longest day In the year? Billy—Some fellows say the day be fore Christmas Is and some say the day before the Fourth of July. It Made Them Jnmp. I Two young ladles In the country were i standing by the side of a wide ditch wondering how to cross It. They ap pealed to a boy who wns coming along i the road for help, whereupon he point- ] ed behind with a startled air and yelled: "Snakes!" They crossed the ditch at a single bound. What a Bee-Samson Will Carry. A small boy Is doing very well Indeed If he can lift and carry 100 pounds or a little less than his weight. And ho would have to drop It pretty quick, too. But listen to what n bee will do. Not long ago some scientists caught a num ber of bees just as they returned to their lilve laden with honey, nnd, after lneloslug them in a little box, carefully weighed them. When the bees had un loaded they were again cnught, placed in the same box and weighed a second time. The experiment showed that when laden the bees weighed threo times ns much ns when empty. It was, therefore, concluded that a bee can carry three times Its own weight of honey—and fly for a long distance with It, too. A Little Old Maid. That little Miss Betty will he an old maid 18 evident very, to me, For she takes her white kitten wherever she goes, And sips, every morning, her ten. Playing Store. One who knows about the game must be storekeeper. He stands behind the table if the game is played in the house, or behind a gate or balcony railing or a bench If it Is played out of doors, and announces that he is ready to sell by calling out or singing: Come and purchase at my store, All who have not been before. Ask me right, I'll sell nt once; Ask me wrong, you'll he n dunce. If no one else knows the game It may tnke n good while to start right. The first purchaser should ask for some thing beginning with A, the next with B, etc. If the first one asks for broad he is told to go to the left of the store, on the dunces' side, and another must come nnd try to buy. When one lias asked rightly, ns, for example, for alco hol or alum, he is told to go to the right side. Then the next must ask for some thing beginning with the next letter of the alphabet or go to the left. The ones on the Hglit side join In the verse which must he said before each now purchaser comes to buy. It will make the game harder to reverse the order of purchasers, going backward through the alphabet. I)r. Wilder and Hla Pets. Dr. Wilder Is of nil the faculty at Cornell College the one fondest of pets. His big dog, his three-legged cat, his pet nlligator, his crows, and his four monkeys are all subjects of jokes ou the part of students, and perennial curi osity on the part of visitors. It may seem odd to have three cages of mon keys in a lecture room, nnd a general medley of animals in the professor's office. But. the crow attracts most gen eral notice. Jim hns his office in a basement window, whence he freely issues into a large wire cage built out of doors. Here lie quarrels with visi tors nnd hoots the passing crowds of students. But the climax Is reached when Prof. Caldwell tries to pilot his brown spaniel past the spot. The dog goes humping his nose on the wire, al ways convinced that lie has got the crow nt Inst, nnd too busily occupied to hear his master's whistle. In the end the mortified professor always has to drag his dog by tlie collar, much to the amusement of the students. Harold as a Dray-Driver. One day Harold had no one to play with, nnd he didn't know what to do with himself. Mamma wns making pies and wastoo busy to he talkative. Harold stood and looked out of the i kitchen wludow. and wondered if it would rain. He rolt quite out or sorts nnd wns almost ready to cry when mnmmn spoke. "Hnrold?" "What, mamma?" , "Could you do an errand for me?'- Hnrold always liked to do errands. He got his lint. "Where do you want me to go, mamma?" i "Go to Mr. Woodpile, if you please," said mamma, "nnd tell him we are out of wood, and ask him to send us a load • of it." I Hnrold saw they were going to have : a nice play. "How will Mr. Woodpile seud tho wood, mamma?" lie asked. "You may tell lilm to hire a dray," said mamma. _ "Whose dray?" "Oh, anybody's." Hnrold looked up brightly. "I'll tell you what It Is," he said, "I'm a drny driver myself." Mamma laughed. "Are you?" she said. "Then you're the very man to do the hauling." So Harold took his little express wagon and got a load of wood. Then he told mamma It looked so much like rain he thought he'd better bring sev eral more loads. Mamma was just making n saucer-pie for the oven. "All right, Mr. Dray-driver," she said; nnd she put the pie In the window to cool, while Hnrold went on hauling wood. When the wood-box was full mnmmn told the flushed little workingmau he lirfd done enough. "And now what do I owe you?" she inquired. "Why, whatever you say, Mrs.—Mrs. Mamma," stammered Harold. He couldn't think of any other name, so he just called her "Mrs. Mamnm." "Would this pay you for your tlme7" asked mamma, taking the saucer-pie from the window. "Oh, yes, ma'am, very much," said Harold. Then mamma gave him the pie, and kissed him. She quite forgot he was a drny-drlver. RIDING A WHEEL OF GOLa Lillian Knsaell Now Has a Bicycle to Match Her Hair. About a year ago an Eastern wheel manufacturer presented Lillian Rus sell, the comic opera beauty, with a bi cycle which was lavishly plated with gold. This machine has now given place to one made by a Western Arm. Tho new wheel Is much more expensive tlinn the one discarded, the cost being put at $1,400. Every part of the wheel which could be plated lias three layers of gold, nnd the value of the bullion used in the plating process was SBOO. In general nppenrnuee it Is not unlike other wheels of the 'O6 models. Thero nre, however, two exceptions, both of which emanated from suggestions made by tho diva when she was lu the West recently with her company. One fs in the saddle, which is somewhat smaller than the nvernge lady's saddle, nnd has concealed In the rear a set of springs. Again, the handle bars are nearer the rider than ordinarily. This is accomplished by having tlys bar which runs from the drop a trifle short er and inctlued toward the rider at a greater augle. Another feature of tho machine Is the total nbseuou of guards of any kind. Every part of the wheel has Miss Russell's name engraved on It. This even extends to the delicate spokes, each of which is emblazoned with the owner's name on the triple plating of gold. The rims are, of course, devoid of plating. They nre made of curly maple nnd polished to brilliancy. The cyclometer was included in tho plating, as was also the lamp, which, by-the-by, is lighted with electricity from a small but strong storage bat tery. Miss Russell, while riding her golden bicycle near Central Park, New York, MI.I IAX nrssi' 1.1 ox HUB WIIF.EI.. collided with an unknown cyclist nnd was thrown to tlie pavement. Her cost ly wheel was smashed and her ankle was hurt. Riders In the vicinity of tho place whore the accident occurred wit nessed a blur of bicycle fragments, hosiery and fluttering lace. Then they rushed to the singer's assistance. Tho golden wheel was as if it were a game of jackstraws in which the trick was to pick out the back hone. About Cncoroe. 31ms Reeves Is hard on what lie eiTls the "vicious encore system." He char acterizes It as a preposterous piece f dishonesty, of which all honest per ; sons should be ashamed. The nuisance, he says rightly, seeks to take a shabby advantage of the suffering profession ' al; and it is to be regretted that few of our performers possess sullicleut cour j age to return to the platform, bow po ' lltely, nnd Indicate firmly, No! Your encore monger cares nothing about | symmetry, or balnnce, or coliesiveness, • whether the occnsion he the lyric stage! ! the oratorio performance, the benefit and ordinary concert or tho ballad con cert. f He wants to hear more than lie hns , bargained for, and if his demand is not 8 yielded to he will hoot and bray and hiss, when an attempt is made to per -5 form the next piece, as if he belonged , to the long-eared quadrupeds or feath , ered biped tribe. And then we have , occasionally what the newspapers term "a scene"—an exhibition of " 'Arrylsm" that disgraces our boasted civilization. If managers, artists and the musical public would but think this matter over and determine to stamp out the nuis- I mice one grent blot on our English mu sical performances might be effaced. ' Unfortunately, it Is not yet quite cer- I tain whether encores are more distaste j ful to the great majority of perform ers than they nre to a majority of the e eoneert - going public. Gentleman's Magazine.