The total volume of gold and eilve r now in use in the United States is eight times as much as it was in 1873. London has gone into the renovating business in earnost. The city is spend ing 82,500,000 in cleaning and re building one slum. Bishop Bowman expressed a very unflattering opinion of Congress dur ing the general conference of the Me thodist Church at Cleveland. "Are we in Congress?" he exclaimed. "Brethren, can we not stop this hoot ing and howling?" "The typewriter is a blessing to business men, it is death to the charm of all private correspondence, and its extensive use in original composition would inevitably dilute literature be yond the selling point," declares Charles Dudley Warner. Says the Lewiston (Mo.) Journal: A corporation was running behind un der the management of a man who was paid 85000 a year. What did the di rectors do? The didn't hiro a cheaper man. They found a better man and paid him 87500 a year, and now, as a result of bis skilled improvements and intelligent economies, the corporation is making money. This is a fre quent experience in the commercial and industrial world. The result of Mrs. Langtry's suit against a London bank whioh de livered up her jewels, worth 8175,000, on a forged order last summer, is somewhat out of the usual order of de cisions. She gets 850,000 from the bank and the continued ownership of the jewels on condition that when they are found they must be sold and that nny sum over 8125,000 realizod from the salo shall go to tho bank. "This," says the Springfield Republican, "is forcing Mrs. Langtry to share with the bank the consequences of tho latter's failure to perform its functions properly in case the jewels are never recovered." We are certainly more civilized than the Europeans in the matter of deal ing, exclaims Harper's Weekly. Duel ing in tho United States ißout of date, and nowhero is it necessary to the comfort of any American that he should fight a duel. In Germany, Austria and Russia, and to a loss ex tent in France, men in military or oourt service must fight one another with deadly weapons in certain caseß, whether they want to or not, If thoy quarrel with too much energy in the presenoo of witnesses a duel must re sult. They may both be averse to it; they may repent of haying quarrelled at all, and bo most anxious to go about their business and let the matter drop, but that privilege is denied them. They must fight or lose caste and standing, and even military rank. "Tho German Emperor, who is charged with being tho greatest upholder of duel ing in Europe, is of course exempted by his rank from evor being subject to tho working of his own medioino. The death of Cornelius S. Bushnell, of New Haven, Conn., recalls to the Chicago Times-Herald one of the most oelebratod of navaljbattles, which "led to modern warship construction and revolutionized naval warfare. Mr, Bushnoll was tho man who supplied tho money to build tho famous Moni tor, planned by John Ericsson. The arrival of that remarkable vessel in Hampton Roads at the moment that the Confederate ram Merrimac was playing havoo with tho Federal wood en warships stationed there is one of the most dramatic scenes in all his tory, and the duel between the two vessels that followed, though a drawn battle in appearance, marked an epoch of the war. From that time it became impossible for the Confederate Gov ernment to organize a navy. Hnd not the Monitor appoared at the very time it did, so as to bar tho way of tho Confedornto war vessel, the Merrimac, after destroying tho United States warships, the Cumberland and Con gress, might have proceeded down the coast and raised the blockade. Had that been done in 1862 no power on earth could havo prevented the estab lishment of tho .Southern Confederacy. It was that blockade moro than any other one thing that isolated tho se ceding States from Europe and shut off their supplies. At that timo arm ored vessels were as yet a dream, and what they would be in the actual col lision of war an entirely unknown quantity. Every naval Power in the world, therefore, was interested in that fight, and it marks tho beginning of the modern naval era. In truth it may bo said that the bravo little Moni tor, that afterward sank in a stormy sea like so muoh pot metal, was the beginning of the splendid navies of to-day. To this Mr. Bushnell con tributed, and his memory is deserving of honor." CHILDREN'S COLUMN. A DEPARTMENT FOR LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS. Something tbut Will Interest the Ju venile Members of Every lloueehold —Quaint Actions und Bright Hayings of Muny Cute und Cunning Children# What the Flowers Say, The rod rose says, "Be sweet," And the lily bids "Bo pure;" The hardy, brave chrysanthemum, "Bo patient and endure," Tho violet whispers, "Give, Nor grudge nor count tho cost." The woodbine, "Keep on blossoming, In spite of chill and frost." —Susan Coolidgo. Water Asleep. Onco there was a little girl who said that ice was water goue to sleep. Did lie Know It? A little hoy was practicing n piece for Children's Day. Ills tencher told him to speak louder. lie said, "I dou't know it loud.'' And the (greatest Wae the Last, Littlo Willie R. wus asked by his Run day school teacher to name the "three great festivals of the church." Ho thought a moment, and then, memories of the glad and joyous past doubtless crowding upon him, replied: "Christ mas, Easter and the strawberry." "Court" or "Caught." A little boy, according to Harper's Round Table, has taken a baud in amending English spelling: "Mamma, how do you spell court house V' said Little Willie. "C-D-u-r-t-li-o-u-s-e, dear," answered his mother. "But I should think you ought to spell it c-a-u-g-li-t house, because all the peo ple who are caught are taken there," responded little Willie. Little LCHHOIIH in the Kitchen. There, don't burn yourself. Better let cook lix the lire. But 1 know you like orange cream. Here Is a very reliable recipe for it. Try it. It's easily made and delicious: Into a half pint of cold milk put half an ounce of gela tine. When this has quite dissolved, which it will do best if placed near hut not on the lire, add four tahlcspoonfuls of thick cream and one of sugar. Stir this up weh, and when almost cold add gradually the juice of four good or nngei. When perfectly cold this cream will bo soli I enough to turn nicely out of a small mold, although it remains still soft. PETITE COOKIE. Ten Little Toes. Baby clad in his nightgown white, Pussy cat purrs n soft good-night, And somebody tolls, for somebody knows, The terrible tale of ten little toes. Right foot— This big toe took a small boy, Ram, Into tho cupboard after tho jam; This little too said, "Oh, no! no!" This little toe was anxious to go; This little toe said "'Tisn't quite right"; This little tiny toe curled out of sight. Left foot— This big toe got suddenly stubbed; This little toe got ruefully rubbed; This little frightened toe cried out "Bears!" This little timid toe, "Run upstairs!" Down came a jar with a loud slam! slam! This little teeny toe got all the jam! RurpriHed Pig, Little l'ete never intends to misstate things, but his very figurative imagina tion sometimes gets the better of his facts. He starts out to tell something which is perfectly true, but before he is done he has generally drifted off into some picturesque exaggeration. The other dny he exclaimed to a compan ion: "Just think, Billy! Out In Chicago they aren't going to be cruel to the pigs nny more when they kill them. They're going to chloroform them." "How do they do it?" nsked Billy. "Why, they Just put a sponge; in front of the pig's nose, and he goes right to sleep, ami wheu he comes to himself he says, 4 Wliy, my ham's gone!' And by and by be says, 'Goodness! Homebody's sawed my leg off!' and then ho finds out that lie's all cut up!" Drummer Hoy und Hero. A hundred years ago (Oct. 15, 1703 the French undertook to relieve tho town of Maubeuge, on the SauiLro, then besieged by the Austrians, and the Royal Swedish Regiment was sent for ward to occupy the village of Dourlers. The drummer boy, a lad of fourteen, named Strauh, dodging the Austrian skirmishers, reached the village first, and at once heat a rousing call to arms on his drum. Thinking the foe had gained possession of the village, the Austria ns retired In great disorder, thereby enabling the French actually to get to the outskirts of Dourlers. The Austrians, having discovered their blunder, returned, and Strauh had to run for his life. He could not es cape, however, and fell in front of Dourlers Church, after having himself shot several of the Hungarian grena diers that pursued him. The scene had been witnessed by a peasant, hidden In a loft, who several years later told it to Strauli's brother, who knew of his death, hut not of the heroic circumstances attending it. In 3837, during alterations at the church, the ground in front of the building was opened, and there were found the skeletons of the brave drummer-boy and seven men, thus confirming the ac curacy of the peasant's story. A Hurpri.se. Tessle and Bessie were Rotting ready for n garden party. It was to be a very small party, for they had only in vited Bertha and Harold May, who lived next door. 'J essie spread a tablecloth 011 the big, Hat stone under the great oak, and Bes sie set on the sandwiches and chicken and grandma's pretty cakes. put a saucerful of big rod raspberries by Bertha's plate, and Tessle set an other beside Harold's. Then they ran to tho raspberry patch again to fill two saucers for themselves, "Why, see here!" said Tessle when they came back to the table. "Sonic body has been stealing Harold's ber ries 1" "Who can It be?" said Bessie. "Well, there are plenty more raspberries In the patch, that Is one good thing! And we have only to run and pick them." They hurried away to fill -lie saucer once more, at the same time keeping tvateh on tho table. Nobody seemed lo go near It, yet when they cnute back again they found Bertha's plate was rlrnost empty. "Now, that's mean!" cried Bessie. "Say, Tessle, let's hide and watch, and when we cateli the tlilef we'll offer him some raspberries and eake very polite ly. Then won't he he 'slin med ?" So they crouched down behind tbq currant hushes, whispering and peep ing. They had not waited long before they saw the thief running softly to ward the table. A boy? No, A girl? No. It was the prettiest and cutest little squirrel that you ever saw. How Tebsiu and Bessie did Laugh I A 535.000 PALM. The Bare Plant tlint Cost Miss Helen Gonhl a Fortune. Miss Helen Gould, daughter of the late Jay Gould, recently expended $35,- 000 for a single palm. A picture of this rare plant, acoiupnnled by a brief de scription, Is herewith presented. The palm Is generally known under the name of "the traveler's tree" and comes from the Island of Madagascar. HELEN OOULD'S $35,000 PA; .1. It obtains Its curious name from the fact that when the stem is tupped a stx-eam of clear water, that Is excellent for drinking purposes, flows out. No mutter how great the heat of the cli mate the water remains always cold and pure. Naturally, this quality ren ders tho palm of incalculable assist ance (o many a benighted traveler. The palm, whleli lias been In Miss Gould's possession about a month, is now thirty feet in height. It will prob ably spread out more, hut will not grow much higher. There are at present ten long stems on it, of great thickness al the roots, hut tapering considerably up to tho leaves, which latter must be some six feet long. FLEET-FOOTED VASSARGIRL. Rnn Oae Hundred Yards in Fourteen and n Half Seconds. Every girl's college lias Its own partic ular athletic specialty. That of Yasser Is sprinting. Yasser Is the proud claim ant of the champion female sprinter of VASSAIt'S WONDERFUL SPRINTER, the world. This is Miss Elizabeth Vns sar, a r,ieco of the man who founded he famous educational Institution. Miss Yassar hoars no marks that would sug gest her speelulty. One who was not cognizant of the fact would never sus pect that tho tall, graceful girl in tho tailor-made setting, with well-poised head, covered with rippling brown hair, anil a face as sweet In expression as it is perfect in contour, made the 100-yard dash out In Yassar oval In fourteen and a half seconds. Yet this is what Miss Yassar did on field day of last year, a day when every element seemed to frown on the efforts of the sturdy young athletes. A Scotch Warning, A Scottish bailie, anxious to gel away from the courthouse, summarily dismissed a boy brought before him for breaking a window, with the fol lowing caution: "Gang awn' this time. 1 dismiss yo wi' an admonition; but the next time, mind ye, the sentence will be double."—Tit-Bits. Natural. "Look here, conductor! Tnis woman is taking up more territory thau be longs to her!" "That is perfectly natural, sir; she's an English woman!"—Yonkra States man, ON RAISING SHEEP. SHEARING SEASON AMONG WY OMING WOOL GROWERS. Details of the Operation of a Great j Western Industry—How the Herders and Their Families Live—Profits of the Business. Kemorinte the Clip. Springtime is one of the most im portant periods of the year in Wyom ing, and Casper is the center of the ; most Important slieep country in the i United States. Half a million sheep graze 011 the low hills and prairie and among the mountains that are tribu- BlieepTlck. Seal) Mite. Sheep Louse. SIIERC PARASITES MAGNIFIED. tary to Casper. In every direction as far as the eye can reach can be seen llocks of sheep. These slieep cover a rangy that ex tends about 140 miles to the west, sev enty-five miles to the north, forty miles to the east and fifty miles to the south. There will be 3,500,000 pounds of wool shipped from Casper this season. In the city alone more than 300,000 slieep will be shorn. Hundreds of men are employed for the sole purpose of shear ing. When the shearing is all over and the wool has been disposed of the sea son's clip will yield nearly a quarter of u million of dollars. Each 0110 of the animals costs his owner from 55 cents to 05 cents a year. Each one Is worth from 75 cents to sl. With his wool alone each sheep pays for his keeping and a little more. The profit to his owner comes not so much from his wool as from the very large nnd natural yearly increase to his flock, or band, as they are called. The sheep is beneficial not alone to his own er, but also to tlie herder who, perhaps, has him "on shares," the shearer, who gets 7 cents for every sheep he shears and he can make about $7 a day, for he can shear at least 100 sheep every day, and the owner of the "dipping" pen, who is paid cents for every sheep | dipped. Casper is located at the western ter minus of the Fremont, Elkhorn nnd Missouri Valley Railroad, the only road that, enters that country. The town is beautifully located on the Platte River, at the foot of a range of high hills that are tlie foothills of the Black Hills. It is kept up by the sheep industry, and is a typical sheep town. Its principal bus iness men are sheep owners who have come from the East and have settled there. In the vicinity of Casper are many Sheep shearing pens, dipping pens, cor rals and various other buildings neces mmwT jJjLsw'"' ljUa,.,, SCABBY SHEEP, sary to the business. The shearing pens consist of well-made wood build ings about 150 feet in length, nnd about sixty feet broad. This pen is divided up into smaller pens capable of holding two men while at work. The smaller puis are at the sides of the large pen. Through the center of these runs the chute or pathway through which the sheep enter and are driven to t lie shear ers. At one end of the big building is a large room, into which the sheep come to await their turn with the shearers. At the other end is a large room, Into which they pass after they have been shorn, and out of which they are driven to the dipping pens. 111 this end also is the kitchen nnd dining room, where meals are served to the shearers and any visitors who may happen to be present. In each of the smaller pens are two shearers, provided with tlie customary large shears, a small whetstone, a small pail of water into which to dip the i shears when they become warm from use and a low table standing not more than six inches from the ground, upon which the animal is placed while being shorn. Count is kept of the total 1111111 ber sheared In each pen by means of Hie long, heavy strings that are used tc tie up the wool after it lias been taken off. A dozen slicop are let into the pen. One by one tliey are taken by the shear er, who handles them as he would a child, and theSr thick coat is removed. The wool Is then tied up in a bundle nnd thrown outside the pen. It is gnth | ered up and placed in a huge wool sn<*l< that holds about 400 pounds of wool. This sack is about six feet high and I# suspended from n framework built hi side the pen for the purpose. There are, aside from the shearers, a fore-! man, who oversees the work, a gang of . "punchers," or herders, who keep th ' sheep moving Into the chute, nnd nu merous helpers who are employed in | various ways about the place. After the sheep are all shorn they are driven a few miles to the dipping pens, where they are "dipped" in a chemical solution that kills the "scab" parasites. Those parasites are of several kinds nnd are death to the animal unless the "scab" is killed. One kind of parasite is known as the sheep tick. It causes I a great deal of loss and thrives best on beasts in poor condition with weak j fleeces. The sheep tick lives by suck ing tlie blood of the sheep and theitf bites cause much irritation and itching | on account of the poison secreted while feeding. There is also the scab mite, which causes the most dreaded of all sheep diseases, the "scab." It causes more loss to owners than all other kinds of Insects and diseases combined. The scab mites burrow in the skin, where they lay their eggs. After three days the eggs hatch and in twelve days more the young are full grown. As each female lays about fifteen eggs at a time, three fourths of which produce female in sects, the rapidity with which the insects multiply and the disease spreads is easily account ed for. Four or Ave scab mites . picked up on the range will produce I millions in a few weeks and infect the whole flock. Aside from these two there are the slieep louse. They prefer long-wooled sheep and affect the beast's condition by loss of the blood they live 011 and by \ the irritation they cause. The eggs of I the louse are laid at the base of the wool fiber, to which they adhere until the young emerge. The dipping pens, are rather 6mnll buildings around which are corrals, where the flocks stay. Leading from thiso corrals Is a trough about 300 feet long dug in the ground. This trough is filled with what is known as sheep dip, a chemical compound that kills the par asites. This trough is about five feet deep and into it the animals plunge and swim the entire length of it, emerging into corrals at the other end. Men are stationed at intervals along this trough and with long poles push the swimming sheep under the liquid in order that they may be entirely submerged. The dip does not injure the sheep, unless a storm follows. The herders nnd shearers lead n rest less life. The sheep travel in bands of about 3.000 each. There are two lierd en with each hand. One of them fends the slieep and protects them from the coyotes and wolves, and the other is known as the camp mover. It is his business to select sites for new camps when it is deemed advisable to move, take care of the tents and baggage and move the camp. The men live In tents for tlie most part, although some of them, generally married men, have immense wagons, canvas covered, in which tliey live witli their families. These wagons are very picturesque and are often furnished in the best style, with spring beds, cook stove, cupboards, flour chests and nil conveniences. They live in them the year round, nnd know 110 other home. The shearers are generally rovers. They go in bands from place to place, as th shearing progresses. Last spring the steam shearing ma chine was introduced. Experienced op erators from Australia were brought over, and the introduction of tlie ma chine was attended by great expense. The machine proved practically use less. It was found that they did uot do the work any quicker tlinu it was done by hand, and the sand and oil that is found in the wool retarded the action of the machines. It is not believed they will be used again, as tbo expense nec essary to operate them and keep them in repair is more than the business will warrant at the present low price of wool. The principal markets are Chicago, Boston nnd Philadelphia. Representa tives from t lie largest commission houses in these cities conio every year to contract for the wool. The price ranges from 5 cents to 7 cents for wool "in the grease," this being the term ap plied to the wool as it is Immediately after shea rim:. A YOUTHFUL PLAYER. Is Probobly the Youngest Violinist in the World. Probably the youngest violinist in the world i> Master William Ffooks, ot England. lle is yen rs old, and holds THE "INFANT" VIOLINIST. Ills violiu and bow like an old perform er. Persons who have heard the "in fant" violinist say that lie is a phenom enon, and will startle the world in latei years. Wiggles -Do you believe in spiritual ism ? Waggles—Yes, I confess I do. Wiggles—All right. Then you won't doubt the trutH of this story tliat I'm going to tell you.—Somerville Journal. IAND OF CA.ML& IIOW THE GOOD PEOPLE - OF HOLLAND DO THINGS. Slow and Tedious Method of Pro pelling the Canal Boats—Plenty of Piißh Carts—Novel Druinage System. THE hundreds of canals in Amsterdam, writes a corre spondent of tho Washington Star, furnish cheap aud com modious avenues for the transport of every conceivable article of commerce aud from all parts of Holland. It would bo extremely interesting to know the cargoes and starting plaees of the vessels which are pushed along theso canals—literally pushed—for tug servieo is expensive, and tho ro strioted possibilities for taoking ren ders the sails useless. The boatman walks to tho bow of his boat, thrusts a long polo in tho water, then facing the steruand with hisshoulder against the free end of the pole he literally kicks the boat from under himself as ho apparently walks toward the stern. When ho risks walking overboard ho withdraws tho polo and repeats tho process, going first on one side of the boat then on tho other for the purpose of steering. It is a slow and tedious process. Hore everything, nearly, is pushed, and the number of push carts is far in excess of the number of vehicles for horses. The delivery carts are pushed; small peripatetic shops seem impelled by a magic power —but there is a man behind, or a wo man. It is also astonishing to note tho variety of goods which are offered for sale from these carte, hardware and tinware, even including stovos, books, day books and ledgers, stationery of all kinds, glassware, lamp chimneys, cups and saucers, shoes, hats, clothes, old aud new, and, in fact, tho only thing omitted is coffins. Then the dealers in "rags, bones and old iron" pick up every imaginable bit of rub bish, and after deciphering its use and brushing it up a little, offer it for sale ou the market square or in trade with some brother peddler. Tho margin of profit is so small in Amsterdam that shopkeeping can be only incidental, and hence but a small part of tho house is given up for the store—so small, in faot, that when tho merchant desires to measure off a piece of oil cloth it is necessary for him to use the sidewalk for his counter. This does not discommodo the passoraby ; they walk in the street. But to return to tho canals. There are canals everywhere, canals large enough to float an ocean steamer, and canals so small that they barely admit the boat in whioh the milkmaid goes out to milk, but I have never seen a caual too large or too small for the fisherman's line. Along the banks of every ono small boys and largo boys may be seen waiting for a bite. I have watched hundreds of persons thus en gaged, and I have seen as many fish in duly authenticated baskets, but I have uever yet seen a fish caught. First and foremost, the canals arc drains, oxoept in rare instances; tho traffic carrying is incidental. In the country, since the land is all below the level of tho sea, in order to cultivate the soil it must be drained. Ditches are dug, into which the water runs, then as these ditches become full the water is pumped into othors having higher banks, then from the latter in - to others|still higher, until finally sea level is reached, and the outflowing tide cirries the wator ooeanwards. In the enrly stops tho wator is lifted by wind power, but soon'itho volume be comes so groat and suoh a large aroa of laud is interested in its prompt hnndling that tho State erects a pump ing station, and a trusted official seos to it that the water in his canal does notremoin'abovo its assigned level. Thus it is that theso drains becomo water-ways. Their banks, made of sandy earth, require reinforcement; thoy must bo faeod with stone or for tified by piles, large or small. In tho ease of tho larger streams those hanks become dykes, and both stone and piles are needed in order to keep tho water within its bounds. Thoro is not a stone quarry in Holland, yet it has more stone work to the square mile than any other country in tho world. Its forests are not sufficient to furnish the inhabitants, still it has millions of trees wholly underground, driven in to serve as buidingfoundations or hold in cheek the washing waters. Tho great dykes along tho North Sea, on both sides of the Kiver Maas, skirting the Rhine and the Zuider Sea, aro faced with piles ns close together as they can bo driven, eaoh one of whioh cost $1 to put in place, and backed up by dressed German bassalt or Nor wegian granite. If Napoleon claimed Holland because it was formed of de tritus carried down by the Meuse and the Rhine, Norway and Germany might demand a roward for anchor ing it. Curious Specimens of I'laut Life. What is known as the ro3e of Jeri cho is possibly the most enrious speci men of plant life. The rose of Jeri cho is said to be brought from the valley of the river of that name and to be tbe resurrection plant mentioned in the Bible. When received the plant is simply a bundle of dried, withered and worthless stioks tightly pressed together. If placed in a glass of water the branches will expand, buds and leaves start and the whole plant grows. Tho Mexicnn resurrection plant is the fluffy, fir-like variety often noticed in florisis' windows and is a favorite with ' children, as it quickly expands from a hard ball to a beautiful, metallic greon plant. The experiment can be repeated many times. There is on'y I one variety of resurrection plants i whioh blossoms. All varieties may be l .iept indefinitely and the strength seemingly never exhausts itself. Mystery or n Mountain Peak. For the last half century the Amer ican residents of Tucson, Arizona, have boon trying to solve a mystery in the shape of what appears to be a hole through a mountain peak in plain sight of the town. The earliest resi dents noticed this peouliar featuro of the mountain, but whenever they came near the spot the hole disap peared. In speaking of this strange manifestation one of tho California papers says: "By the aid of a good marine tele scope the mountain can be brought to within a few miles, but not noar enough to tell tho oxaot nature of the rock formation. An astronomioal tel escope cannot be focused on it, as tho mountnin is too near. A first peep through the glass would lead one to believe that there was no mystery about it. The holo appears as plain as possible, but several days' study of the spot will develop the fact that tho 'hole' does not always look the same. Many days when the sky is dark be hind tho mountain the hole will ap pear a brilliant white, like a snow drift, and on days when the sky is blue it will often look so dark as to be al most invisible. Theso facts have led many to think that it is an immense piece of mica lying with the polished snrfaoe toward tho sky, and reflecting the cloud formations of another part of tho horizon instead of being tho light seen through a hole. Viowed with the naked eye, the holo simply appears as a white spot, but tho tele scope revoals pino trees nnd other de tails, although very indistinctly. "The range of mountains in which the strango peak can be seen is known as tho Catalinas, nnd numerous parties have made tho attempt to icliinb it, but all have failod on account of the steep aud rugged precipices in the vi cinity. The peak is a high one and oau bo seen from any point in tho journey toward it, but when ten mile 3 out of Tucson the holo can no longer . bo seen, even with the aid of a glass. I This can be explained on the mica theory, as a surface of that material would not reflect a ray of light toward a person's eye after thoy got out of its angle of projection."—Atlanta Consti tution. • The Pig Returned Home. The late Joseph Millward, father of the present Joseph U. Millward, told tho following story of a pig to Colonel William A. Gunn, who is our authori ty. It is a little incredible, but it is so well authenticated that we believe it, for no man in his day in Lexing ton stood higher for veracity and in tegrity than did "Old Joe" Millward, as he was known to his acquaintances: Many years ago he was at a farmer's house to dinner, and while they were eating a little pig came into the din ing-room, and the good woman of the house remarked to her husband that she "couldn't keep it out, and she wished that he would kill it." Mr. Millward said: "Don't do that, but send it to town to me." The farmer replied that he would. It was in tho days when wood was burned in Lexington for fuel, aud in a day or two the farmer sent in a load of wood and put tho pig in a basket nnd hung it on tho coupling pole of tho wagon, and in this way brought it lo town to Mr.' Millward. It was a very rainy time, and the roads were muddy and wet. In a night or two the pig disappeared, and Mr. Mill ward supposed some one had stolon it. A few days afterward he met his farm er friend and told him that some one had- stolen his pie. Tho latter re marked that tho pig had come back home, and that he intended to keep it. The pig had crossed over town, took the Newton road and got to Elk horn Creek, which was very high. The miller at the creek told him that he had seen a little muddy pig come to the creek and tako a peep at the high wator, aud at last ho plunged in, nnd the swift current swept him down and over the dnin, and the miller thought it was drowned; but after a little time he saw tho pig coming up the opposite bank, and whon he came to the road he took up the hill and disappeared toward home. Lexing ton (Ky.) Gazette. Prevents Jail Escapes. One of the neatest inventions that has been made recently is tho one planned by F. V. Simms. Mr. Simms was greatly interested in the jail de livery, and immediately after tho prisoners escaped he set to work to de vise a plan to prevent any similar oc currence. Mr. Simms proposes to surround caoh oell by an airtight compartment. This will be filled with carbon dioxide under a pressure much higher than that of air. In each compartment there will be a small retort, contain ing lumps of marble, covered with di luted sulphurio acid. This will fill the tank with gas. In another part of the oompartment a small rubber balloon, partly filled with air or other gas, is held in place by a wire frame. Fastoned to tho top of tho balloon is a thin metal plate connected lo an electric wire. Directly over the plate is the point of a screw, to whioh the other wire is fastoned. This scrow is turned until it almost touches the plate, and the wires are connected with a bell and a battery. When a prisoner onoe bores a hole through the wall of his cell the carbon dioxide Alls the room and he is asphyxiated. In the meantime, the pressure being reduoed in the compartment, thta balloon will expand, and the plato will come in contact with the screw. When the cirouit is olosed tho bell will ring and arouse the turnkeys. Mr. Simms did not explain about the ventilation, and this seems to be tho chief draw back to the plan. It would be a simple matter for the prisoner to open his windows and allow the gas to esoape. —Louisville Post.