Ethel (aged 6) — I don't lote you any more, grandpa. Ciraudpg— Why not, Ethel? Ethel—-'Pause 1 love you eo much already that I couldn't love you any more If I tried. Please glvo me flvo cents,—Judge. The Thin Ono—Dear me. You are losing nil your outlines. Tho Fat One —And you are getting to ho nothing else.—Cincinnati Enquirer, 1 lie Worst of It. If tho best of liTe, as it is said to bo, Is but anticipation, the worst ol it is surely worry end vexation. They arc ilio plows and har rows that iurrow the brow and cut deeply inlothe nerves. It is constant plowing of this kind that tears up 1 lie nerve tissues. The greater nerves, like tho bigger roots, may resist for a time, but tho ploughshare gets down to litem. Worry brings all sorts of other ailments of n torn-np systom and at last the sciatic norvo is reached, a disturb ance to which In tho form of sciatica is at tended by excruciating pains. St. Jacobs Oil has cured tho worst cases of mon crip pled by it. Use It and innkosure of a prompt and permanent euro. IHgli Price for Potatoes. Tho John A. Salzor SoaJ Co., La orosso, Wis., pay high prices for now tilings. Thoy recently paid $303 for a yellow rind wotor molon, SIOOO for 30 bu. now oats, $330 for 100 lbs. of potatoes, oto., eto.i Weil, prices for potatoos will bo high next fall, riant a plenty Mr. Widenwako! You'll make money. Bailor's Earliest aro lit to eat in 23 dayssftor planting. His Champion of tho World Is tho grcatost yioldor ou earth and wo challenge you to produoo its equal. (A.) If von wir.r, BEND os 10c. ia stamps to tho John A. Salzor Sood Co., La Crosso, Wis., you will get, froo, ton paokogos grains and grasses, inoluding Too3into, Bpurry, Olant Incarnate Olovor, oto., and our mammoth catalogue. Cataloguo alouo 80. for mailing. Pure Blood moans sound health. With pure, rich, healthy blood, tho stomach and dlgo.ttvo organs will lie vigorous, and there will bo no dyspepsia. Itheumatlsm and neuralgia will bo unknown. Scrofula and salt rheum will ills appear. Your nerves will be strong, your sleep sound, sweet and refreshing. Ilood's Sarsapa rllla makes puro blood. That Is why it cures so many diseases. That is why thousands take it to cure disease, retain good health. Remember Hood's Oarsaparilla Is the One True Mood Purifier. All druggist'. sl. Hcoii's Pills take, easy to operate. 23c. P N U 7 ASK YOUR DEALER FOR W L. DOUGLAS s 3. SHOE ses UT.D! he If you pay "*4 to 80 for shoes, ex- £ amine the W. L. Douglas Shoe, and see what a good shoe you can buy for ■ OVER 100 STYLES AND WIDTHS, jgf; —CONGRESS, IIUTTON. # \ and LACE, made in all KiW \ kinds of the best selected J leather by skilled work- W Jk | men. Wo S' make and manufacturer in tho wrld. price is stamped or She bottom. fj^/j 8 L r s'V.r>o! S'i.'as Shoes- /If*!/1 82.f0, 82 and 1.75 for boys. bmSSar M TAKE HO SUBSTITUTE. If your dealer I M lory, enclosing price ami 36cents to pay carriage. State kind, style ff Jy °f toe (cap or plain), size and I width. Our Cu-d.-m Dept. will fill (rated Catalogue to ltox It. W. L. DOUGLAS, Prockton, Mass* Raphael, Angelo, Knbens, Taws Tim "I.TNENE" are the Bent and Most Eoonomk sal rollers and Cuffs worn: they are mnds of fins cloth, both sides finished aliko, ami being rcversk bio. 0110 collar is equal to two or any other i.lnd. They jit trrll, wear wfll ani looK wall. A box of Ton Collars or Five Pairs of Cuffs for Twenty-Five Cents. Osuu. Name style ami size. Address REVERSIBLE COLLAR COMPANY, V raaddin fit, New York. K Kilby fit.. Boatoa. TIIE AEItMOTOR CO. does half the world's windmill business, because It has reduced the cost of WUid power to 1. (1 what It was. It has many branch f houses, ami suppHos Its goods and repairs It makes Pumping and (Jeared, Steel, Giilvaulredafter- Completion Windmills, Tilting f and Fixed Steel Towers, Steel Buzz Haw Frames, Stoel Feed (hitters and Feed Grinders. On application it will name one of these articles that It will furnish until January Ist ut 1/*.) tho usual price. It also makes Tanks and Pumps of all kinds. Mend for oatftlofjtin. l-i:torj j 12th, Rockwell tail Fillmore Streets, CbkAfi* WE HAVE NO AGENTS. j'r Ir' I,' 1 f i'® .7"r Sages, yo st vi' Kof Ha r Harness MfgCe W. B. PjßArr, Secy Elkhart, lad. "o SI A DAY SURE. W ft Vlrus ' l seem 3 ( st!®? to have wings. You get through your cleaning in half the time you used to, and without any commotion or fuss. Pearline saves rubbing. That means a good deal besides easy work, even in house-cleaning. Paint and wood-work and oil-cloth, etc., are worn out lay rubbing. Pearline cleans, with the least labor, and without the least harm, anything in the world that water doesn't hurt. Peddlers and some unscrupulous grocers will tell you " this is as good as* WJOAIvJ, or "the same as Pearline." IT'S FALSE—Pearline is never peddled, if "O 1 — and if your grocer sends you something in place of Pearline, ho 1L OaCK it lack. JAMES PYI-E, New York, I SALZER S VEGETABLE SEEDS I p TC r l eco *""' ' l l n * t,ie bpst Tor flo '' s aQl * cltmes, whether East or West, r-x ji E Sprout Quickly, Grow Vigorously, Produce Enormously! |V ' I their record tha worldovor. T' V r'Yir M IMIII I 111 I 1 IJ i t : . 5 :'A 'V ( | haJ of'yunr noLhbo'rs 'send ¥ market (7 i ¥ * I KAI deners' wholesale lUt. Cabbage is the carllwt Cabbage novelty Ks&SW? c,: l s°®- V VI II P° ,ta e e - nt Catalogue and Package of Early Bird Radish upon rooeipt of So. ' \U/ JOHN A. SALZEK SEED CO.. LaCrotae. Wla. " Well Bred, Soon Wed." Cirls Who Use ■ SAPOLIO . Are Quickly Married. Mr. It. L. Johns, of Solma, Ala., is in the habit of buying Ripans Tubules at White's Pharmacy at Solma. When interviewed at the time of a recent purchase, Mr. Johns salt*. "Ever since I was in the army, whera I contracted indigestion and dyspep sia from eating "hard tack and sow belly," I have suffered much from those and kindred ailments. A eoni of mino who clerks for J. N. Harter in a drug store at Wlntlnld, Kansas, told rao while home on a visit, over year ago, to get a box of Ripans Tabu lee and take them. I did, and in a very short time I was benefited, and by tho time they were half gone I was well, and since then I have felt hotter, ate moro and rollßhod it bot terthanat any time since tho war, and ain doing moro work now than I over expected to do again. I toll you, tlioy are tho greatest modicino for a fellow's stomaoh I over saw. This box is for a neighbor of mlna out by me in tho country. We al ways have them ut home, and I never hesitate to recommend them when a fellow complains about his stomach hurling him. (Signed), It. L. Joiins." Ripans Tabule* are sold by druggists, or by man If the prlco (50 con s a box) Is sent to The Klpans Chemical Oompauy, No. 10 Spruce st., New Y->rk. Sanude vial. 10 coats. P N U 7 00 fIENSIONS:rK', s .' "Successfully Prosecutes Claims. I.ate Principal Exdminei U.S. Pension Bureau. S.vrsiu lust war, 15 adjudicating claims, atty since.