Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, April 04, 1895, Image 3

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    At Every Twinge
Of Rheumatism jou should remember that
relief is at bund iu Hood's B:irup:irilln.
Rheumatism Is caused by Inctio acid in tho
blood, which settles In tho joints. Hood's
Barsnparilla puriUes tho blood und romovos
l-food's Sar9a -
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this taint. Thorororo £ a a
Hood's SaraaparlUa
cur ob Rheumatism Wr
when nil other remedies have fulled. Givo
It a fair trial.
" I Buffered intensely with Rheumatism,
but Hood's Hnrsnpurilln has perfectly cured
me." Habby F. I'ittAnn, Wlntervllle, On.
Hood's Pills arc t--(■ tuset fumllv cathartic
French Postal Cards.
A unique Innovation of tho postal
card system will soon be adopted In
France. Instead of tho cards being sep
nrnte, as tbey now are, tbey win bo
Issued In tho form of check books with
stubs. A memorandum of the contents
of the card can be entered on the stub,
and the sender can have this stamped
at the postofllee before tho card Is
detached, so that a verified record of
the correspondence can be kept
Must Not Dance.
Tho teachers of Junction City, Kan.
hnve been forbidden by the local edu
cationai board to attend more than om
dance per week.
GOLDEN^
MEDICAL
DISCOVERY
Many years ago I)r. R. V. Pierce, chief
consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute, buffalo, N. Y., com
pounded this medicine of vegetable ingredi
ents which had an especial effect upon the
stomach and liver, rousing the organs to
healthful activity as well as purifying and
enriching the blood, lly such means the
stomach and the nerves are supplied with
pure blood; they will not do duty without it
any more than a locomotive can run with
out coal. You can not a lasting cure of
Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, by taking arti
ficially digested foods or pepsin—the stom
ach must do its own work in its own way.
Do not put your nerves to sleep with so
called celery mixtures, it is better to go to
the seat of the difficulty and feed the nerve
cells on the food they require. Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Biliousness and Nervous Af
fections, such as sleeplessness and weak,
nervous feelings are completely cured by
the " Discovery." It puts on healthy flesh,
brings refreshing sleep and invigorates the
whole system.
Mrs. K. HRNKR, of No. 896 North /foisted St.,
Chicago, 111., writes: "1 regard my improve
ly relieved of my
disease. My nppe- MRS. HEXKE.
tite is excellent;
food well dieted; bowels regular and sleep
much improved."
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W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes
All our shae3 are equally satisfactory
They give tho best value for tho money.
They equal custom shoes In style and fit.
Thalr wearing qualities ere unsurpassed.
The prices aro uniform,—stamped on solt*
From $ to $3 saved over other makes.
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MILLIONS OF CANNIBALS.
PLENTY OP WORK FOR MISSION
ARIES IN OONGO FREB STATE.
Four- Fifths of the People Flat Human
Flesh—A Dead Chief's Wives and
Slaves interred Alive.
¥R. DORSEY MOHUN, United
States commercial agent to
tho Congo Freo State, has
just returned to Washing
ton after two vory exciting years in
tho Dark Continent. Ho has brought
with him some wonderful stories of
battle and adventure, a large collec
tion of trophioß and curiositios, and
much interesting information. Just
at present he occupies a desk at tho
Stato Department, where ho is prepar
ing a report that will bo submitted to
Congress.
"Twenty millions of peoplo in tho
Congo Free Stato are caters of human
flesh," said Mr. Mohun. "That is
about four-fifths of tho ontiro popula
tion. Cannibalism is strictly forbid
den by the Governmont of tho country,
but nine hundred whito men aro not
able to exercise a very complete con
trol over such a vast number of savages
occupying 1,000,000 squaro milos of
territory. Individuals aro caught in
this net occasionally and punishod
with denth. Ono day in last May as
I chanced to enter a village that lay
on tho route of my expedition tho na
tives fled precipitately. I was at a loss
to know tho reason why until I dis
covered oortain evidonces of a big fam
ily feast. Thoy had been cooking a
man, nnd ono of his legs was in a pot
over the fire.
"I lost no timo in throwing pot and
all into tho river. Tho man's head
was stuck on a fence. Among these
people it iu tho custom to keep tho
head of a victim iu this way for four
or five days, at tho end of which it
serves for a stew. Tho brain is highly
esteemed. Tho ohief of the village was
tried on tha chargo of cannibalism
and afterward bunged, I boliove. Tho
man whom I found pottod was a slave
and had boon purchased for food.
Somo of tho tribes commonly buy
slaves to eat, just liko pigs or chick
ens, fattoning them on bananas, palm
oil and other nutritious provender,
and killing them whon thoy are iu
suitable condition.
"What do tho slaves think of it?
you ask. Well, they do not seem to
mind it very much. Iu Africa suoh
things aro looked upon from a differ
ent point of view. I onco saw four
teen persons buried olive, and thoy
oxhibitod tho utmost indiffcreuco to
their fate. A great chief Iliad diod,
and, according to custom, it was nec
essary that his favoiito wives and
some of his slaves should accompany
him to his futuro abode.
"A hole was dug in tho ground
about as largo as a fair sized room,
and in tho middlo of it tho corpse of
tho augUßt defunct was plaood. Ono
of his wives descended into tho exca
vation and squatted at his head;
another wifo squatted at his foot, and
two moro wivoß disposed themselves
similarly on oithor side of him. His
body was dono up in about a thousand
yords of oloth. This was an evidonoo
of his wealth, for cloth is monoy in
savago Africa.
"In tho hole, forming a circle
around tho corpse, squatted ten slaves.
Neither they nor the four wives mani
fested any concern about their ap
proaching fate, which they evidently
rogarded as a matter of course. Up to
the end of tho ceremouy, which was
quito olaborate, thoy did not utter a
sound or mako a struggle. At a signal
men began to throw back tho enrth
into tho pit which was to bo a grave
for tho living as well as for tho dead.
Tho oporatiou was continued nntil all
of tho unfortuuutos wero covered up
and concealed from view. Whilo tho
hole was being filled up thero was a
continuous and uuearthly hullabaloo,
with shouting and dancing and beat
ing of tom-toms.
"Why did I not interfero? I was
not strong enough. My escort num
bered only a fow men, und 1 could not
have prevented tho tragedy, while any
attempt on my part in that direction
would probably have cost my own life.
Tho living burial I havo described was
on u small scalo compared with similar
sacrifices that aro mado from timo to
timo at tho funerals of nativo poten
tates. It often that expedi
tions pussing through tho oountry find
in tho villages slaves with wooden
blocks on their ankles. They woar
these clogs to provent them from es
caping whilo they uro being fattened
for eating. W hen thus discovered by
whito men thoy aro always set free.
Theso savages aro groat cowards.
On ono occasion, with only four guns,
I did not hesitato to attack about
twenty villages. A mail bag was stolen
from my camp at night. I made a
demand upon tho local chief for the
return of tho bag. My request was
not acceded to, and so 1 proceeded to'
wago war on tho whole oountry there
about. I made my way along tho
river in a small stcumboat, attaoking
and burning ono villago after another. '
I dostroyed ton or twelve of thom in
this manner. Finally I captured tho
chiefs son and sent word to his father
that I would hang tho young man if
tho bag and its contonts wero not
forthcoming by tho noxt morning.
Tho rosponso was very prompt this
timo. To my surpriso two mail bags
wero roturned to me. Oddly enough,
I had not missed tho second one.
"You will eusily understand that in
tho Congo Free State, which has an
organizod government and a sovereign
in the person of tho King of tho Bel
gians, an ordinary traveler would not
be permitted to mako war upon the
nativos in such fnshioD.. But I had
official authority and discretionary
power, being reoognizod as represent
ing the United States.
"The Government of tho Congo
Freo State bestowed upon me the Order
of tho Lion in recognition of my mili
tary sorvicos. Of tho 1400 natives in
my party obout 700 wero women. I
would never go on an expedition in
Afriea without taking women along.
They are most useful to carry food
and other burdens. In order that tho
men Bhail fight well and be contented it
is necessary that they shall not bo asked
to carry loads. My dugout canoo was
a fine affair. It was seventy-fivo feet
long and mado from a singlo log.
There was room for forty paddlcrs, in
addition to whom it oarried thirty
soldiers and their wives—in all one
hundred and twonty-five people, with
buggago, etc. In this craft thußloadcd
wo could go faster than any steamer
on the Congo. A comfortablo house
of graes was built on board of her.
"The collection which I brought
back with mo includes somo wooden
figures of men and women, which are
fetiches. Tho natives do no exactly
worship them, but burn things beforo
them. In tho lower Congo, whon n
person is suspected of theft, a nail is
jabbed into tho heart of such a wooden
flguro, and the supposition is that it
will causo tho death of tho offender.
In every tribe there is a fetich houso,
in which fotiches are kopt and cared
for by tho fetich man. The latter is a
sort of dootor, and ho will sell poisons
to people who desire to get rid of
enemies."
WISE WORDS.
A man is a fool in somo new way
every day.
An open foo is loss to bo feared than
a pretendod friend.
Living beyond ono's income is one
of tho heights of folly.
A feast of reason that ends in intox
ication is a feast of folly.
One good act is superior to one hun
drod prudent resolutions.
Seek the compauy of tho well-in
formed and well-conditionod.
No difference whero a man goos, ho
finds things that ho docs not liko.
If a man hires a girl, ho does not
think hiß wifo has anything to do.
Whou a man gets in troublo tho only
thing his friends givo him is ndvico.
The truth may long bo kopt down,
but in tho end it is certain to triumph.
Tho sword nover achieved a victory
for tho right without inflicting wrong.
If a woman has an idea that you
think sho talks too much, sho will hate
you.
Life,when longest, is too short to bo
wasted in dissipation and vain pur
suits.
Tho pooplo who havo tho softost
carpet to kneel on often do the least
praying.
If all women woro plain, mon would
gallantly hold that tho plain woro
beautiful.
This is tho ago when womon aro
making every effort to do what men
huve dono.
One of tho surprising things of this
world is tho respect a worthloss man
bus for himself.
A business seldom amounts tu
onough to givo ull tho employes tho
credit thoy claim.
Old ago is supposod to bring wis
dom, but in too many livos it brings
littlo eIBO than regret.
When turning over that new loaf
do not forget the old one, but profit
by its blots and blemishes.]
Credit has its virtues, but it is of
ten a poor thing for thoso who aro
reckless in their expenditures.
Invalids Exempt From Wrinkles.
It will ofton bo noticed that in a
family of women one who has been an
invalid for years will be the ono who
will prosorvo hor youthful looks tho
longest. Invalids almost always havo
a certain cxemptiou from wrinkles and
time-worn faces. This must bo duu to
tho shelterod, quiet lives they load,
tho freedom from excitement and tho
partial immunity from cares that
touch thom last of all, being borno by
tho rest of their friouds as far as may
bo. There must bo a littlo moral in
the statement, too. It is not desira
ble to shirk one's sharo of work or
worry for tho sako of preserving ono's
good looks. But ono might easily
think how far thoso worries and that
work may be avoidable and so emu
late tho serenity of tho invalid.—St.
Louis Star-Sayings.
Making Soldier Clothes to Pit.
"Does your clothing fit you?" is
likely to becomo u common quostiou
among tho soldiers. It has been a
custom largely followed by soldiors to
draw clothing from tho quartermas
ter's stores larger in sizo than needed,
so that they could have it made over
and fitted better to tho person; but
tho Qurtermastor-General thinks this
an unnccossary exponso to tho sol
diors, and a few days ago wrote a re
quisition direoting attention to that
part of tho urmy regulations which
specifics that "no issues of clothing of
larger sizes than actually neodod for
tho enlisted men, for tho purposo of
altering thom iuto smallor sizes can
bo made," and which ulso makes it
tho duty of tho commanding oflieors
tc soo that tho unmade clothing, whou
made, conforms strictly to tho staud
dard puttorns.— Philadelphia Press.
Captured a Live Doe.
Littlo Willio Peters is a hero and ho
is tho proudest lad in town. A fow
days ago, near tho Blooh furm and in
Dry Crook bed, Willio mado eaptivo n
full-grown doe which had been chased
by dogs. Ho throw his armß about it
while tho Ueet-footed animal was run
ning toward tho brush for rofugo, and
though ho was kicked a couple of
times, ho clung to her until aid enme,
and now the deer is in a pon. Willie
is but thirteen years old.—Sonoma
County (Cal.) Tribune.
LOADING A CATTLE SHIP.
A CIRCUS LIKELY TO FORM PART
OF THE PROCEEDING.
Wild Cattle That Will Do Anything
Except Go on Hoard—Occasional
Chases In the Water.
T I THE LO Fevro, belonging to
vI j tho Jersey City Central stock
1 yards, lay alongside a White
6* Star liner bound for Liver
pool, says the New York Sun. Three
or four hundred cattlo had already
been transferred to tho hold of tho
steamer and had made but slight ob
jection to th o process, tho gangplank
being almost level. Tho remainder of
tho herd were to bo accommodated on
the steamer's upper deck, to bo
"saloon passengors," as one of the
ocean drovers remarked, and getting
them up into their elevated quarters
was tho topic under consideration.
Tho steep ascent being pronounced
impracticable, and other gangways
with which it was proposed to reduce
tho grado being condemned as too
weak, tho upper end of tho gangway
was lowered with ropes somo distance
below tho deck, so that it was at an
angle of about forty-fivo degrees.
High board sides were affixed to pre
vent tho cattlo from jumping over
board, and up this steep inclino the
cattle wore forced, reaching tho deck
by a jump from tho end of the gang
way. There was much protest iu the
way of bellowing.
Two monstrous bullocks, ono a dark
red with a broken horn, tho other
dappled with whito. were first to ar
rive at tho ond of tho gangway. They
looked up anxiously, and then turned
as if seoking somo way of escape, but
their companions were crowding thick
bohind thorn, and on cither side cow
boys stood urging them on with ad
monishing blows und shouts. In spite
of themselves they were forced a short
distance up tho gangplank, but there
they liesitatod, and no amount of urg
ing and jabbing with long poles could
induco them to climb further. Their
eyes had tho despcrato, hunted look of
wild creatures at bay. Tho spotted whito
bullock advanced a stop or so ahead of
his companion. A cowboy, young
and vigorous, whoso overcoat had lost
nearly all of its outside glory from re
peated exploits amid such scenes, took
advantage of this amiable disposition
on tho steer's part to give his tail a
twist. This device caused tho huge
creature to advance a few steps high
er. Tho bullock with tho broken horn
stood rooted to tho spot. He lifted
his head and looked over the side of
gangway as if contemplating a leap
overboard. Thou ho turned and
lookod back, and seemed doterminod
to do anything rather than climb to
thoso unknown regions above. Ono
of the steamer's crew put somo hay
tomptingly at tho top of tho passage.
The cowboy tweaked again at his vic
tim's tail, tho othors shouted like
madmen and waved thoir long poles,
and the spottod white steer sprang
forward in desperation and almost
gained the top of tho gangway. Tho
long poles wero dug into his panting
sides. He made a mighty effort and
grabbed a mouthful of the hay. More
blows, more cheers, and, after pausing
irresolutely for unother moment, ho
made tho final loap up onto tho dock.
In the meantime no amount of coax
ing, poking or pushing could induce
the rod steer to stir. Again and
again ho looked over into tho water as
if meditating a leap. Tho prowess of
his companion only seemed to eon
vinco him of tho impossibility of his
doing likewise. He glanced around
in terror, then, undeterred by tho
crowding horns at tho foot of tho pas
sage, ho turned in some indescribable
way, though tho spaco soemod much
too narrow for him, and dashod down
among his companions to sock his old
quarters.
Tho mon lot him go and devoted
their attention to tho others. Now
that ono steer had scrambled up tho
steep inclino it was not so difficult to
porsuado tho rest to follow his exam
ple, particularly with fresh wisps of
hay as inducements. Some proved
intractable, and, after scrambling
partly up tho gangway, retraced their
steps, and created panic among their
fellows waiting at tho foot. Tho cow
boys did not permit these to havo
their own way, as did the rod steer.
Thoy seized them by the horns and
forced them to turn and again essay
tho difficult passage. Tho rod-chocked
cowboy, whoso tatterod coat attested
his valor, was particularly efficient in
managing the rebellious spirits among
the herd.
"That's Dave Erricson. Ho's a
rare hand with tho cattle," com
mented tho Captain. "Ono night,
when wo wero loading further up tho
river, and had a particularly wild lot
of Colorados to deal with, two bul
locks jumped overboard. Quick as a
flash, Dave was over aftor them. Ho
straddled the back of tho nearest ono,
got hold of his horns, used them as a
rudder, and steered that steer exactly
whero ho wantod him to go. Wo got
thorn both back, and it was a pitch
dark night, too."
"Cattlo swim well, don't they?"
uskod tho reporter.
"Swim splendidly. If tho weather
if hot and thoy happen to ho thirsty
they would just us liof jump over
board us not. They're not us silly us
sheep, though. When we'ro loading
sheep, if one jumps over into the
water tho whole business follow,
whether thoy want to or not. That's
their nature."
"Aro tho cattlo over seasick when
there's a heavy sea on?" asked the re
porter.
"No, novor. I uover know one of
them to refuso its food. Horses get
seasick, hut not cattle. Sometimes
when there's a big storm all the com
partmonts that restrain tho cuttle,
and tho railings to which they arc
tied, are washed away. Then the
ocoan drovers havo work trying to
keep them in ordor. Sometimes every
thing is washed away, and cattle and
all go to tho bottom ; but tho owners
don't care, because each bullock is
fully insured as soon as it leaves tho
stock yard."
Every ono of tho cattlo destined for
shipment is inspoctod at tho stock
yard by a United States Inspector,
and has a numbered metal tag inserted
in tho right ear. This is a matter of
courtesy to tho English Government,
and to certify that tho cattlo are
sound.
SELECT SIFTINGS.
Whales havo beon capturod ns far
up tho Thamos as Greenwich.
The demand for farms in Matabole
land, South Africa, continues to bo in
excess of the supply.
Egyptian lamps, dating, it is be
lieved, from 3000 B. C., havo been
discovered in tho catacombs along tho
Nile.
Tho French claim that ga3-making
was invented by Lebon, in 1802, who
made gas by tho dry distillation of
wood.
In 1300 splinters dipped in oil were
used in England and Franco to furn
ish light for guests retiring to their
rooms.
Near Modena, in Italy, tho petrole
um gatherers dig a holo iu tho
ground, and it is speedily filled with
the oil.
A Maine physician certified that one
of his late patients "died of old age,
and that said disease is not conta
gious."
Although "Robinson Crusoe" was
written 175 years ago, it is, and prob
ably always will be, a classic for the
children.
When terrified, the ostrich is said
travel at tho rate of twouty-fivo miles
an hour and clears twelve to fourtoeu
feet at a stride.
There are forty-eight different ma
terials used in constructing a piano
from no fewer than sixteeu countries,
and employing forty-five different
hands.
A tramp dog caught a burglar in
Annunciation Church, Now York City,
on a recent Sunday ovouing, and held
him until the polico came to take
j charge of him.
E. W. Abbott, of Elkton, Me., says
that if his dog isn't the biggest in the
country ho wants to know whoso dog
is. Tho beast, is thirty-throo inches
high and weighs 180 pounds.
It is said that Rubinstein owod his
musical success largely to his personal
magnetism, under tho spell of which
his auditors did not feel tho false
chords, whioh ho frequently struck.
In tho Hherifi's court at Berlin,
Germany, tho other day fifty-six cases
occupied tho judgo from 10 o'clock in
tho morning uutil 1.30 in tho after
noon, or an average of about four
minutes for each case.
At Badon-B ldcn, tho celebrated spa
and summering resort, the municipal
ity has restored and put into order
Roman baths that wero dug out in
ono of tho' parks. They wero in good
shape except tho hypocaustum, and
are now accessible.
Tho Sheriff of New York gives a
bond of SIOO,OOO and his sureties must j
qualify in double tho amount, or !
$200,000. Tho Under Sheriff's bond
is $50,000, and his sureties must qual
ify iu double. The deputy sheriffs
give bonds in $25,000; their sureties
qualify in doable.
The Duko of Atholhas twenty-threo
titles, the Duke of Hamilton seven
teen, tho Dukes of Argyle and Buc
cleugh each sixteen, the Mai quia of
Bute fifteen, and tho Duko of Aber
corn thirteen. Tho Duko of Rich
mond has ouly nine, but three of them
are dukedoms in Great Britain and
one in France.
A portrait in oil of Petor tho Great,
believed to bo tho finest iu existouce,
was discovered lately by an Euglish
travelor in a small villugo iu Russia.
Ho had stepped into a poasant's cot
tage to usk for a cup of tea, when ho
Haw the picture hangiug on the wall,
framed in a tea tray, tho edges of
which wero foldod over tho canvas,
and bought it for a fow shillings.
The Oid-Timc Warming Pan.
Warming pans aro as much a thing
of tho past as spinning wheels, and are
soon in modern homos, liko tho lattor,
only as quaint ornaments. Yot it is
not so many years ago that they held
an important place in tho domestic
economy and were the source of other
wise unattainable comfort in the
chambers whore breath congealed and
tho sheets on tho beds wero liko gla
ciers. A lady who is now elderly,
thought not yot old, tolls of tho per
forated brass warming pan of her
childhood, aud when company was in
tho house a little sugar was sprinkled
over tho coals in tho warming pan in
thoir honor. Pepys presented Cap
tain Beckford "with a noble silver
warming pan" in IGC9.—St. Louis
Star-Savings.
A Great Painter's Masterpiece.
Stupendous as are tho dimensions of
many pictures exhibited year by year
on the walls of tho popular galleries,
and which would seem to uppeul for
atteution more by reason of thoir
quantity than of thoir quality, it is
interesting to remember that Meis
sonier's little masterpieco commoulj
known iu Frauco as "Tho Fivo-Frauc
Piece," and representing two men dis
cussing tho siege of Bergen-op-Zooin,
tho wholo being painted with the
greatest accuracy and finish on a sur
face smaller than that of a five-shill
iug piece, is yot valued at close on
$5001). Tho precious littlo picture
was paiuted by tho great artist for a
wager in a few hours.—Cincinnati
Commercial.
1 To the Younger Cooks, I
® the beginners in the art of bread and *
® cake making, there is no aid so ®
® great, no assistant so helpful, as the ®
I Royal Baking Powder. |
• J It is the perfect leavening agent ®
® and makes perfect food. Do not *
® make a mistake by experimenting ®
® with any other. ®
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Agrs of Itoyalty.
The King of Denmark is 70, Queen
Victoria 75, the King of Sweden 05,
the linperor of Austria 04, the King
of Belgium 59, the King of lioumania >
55, the Prince of Montenegro 58, and
the Sultan of Turkey and the King of
Italy each 50.
Not much.
Not much to Rive, a cap of water, yet Its
draught of cool refreshment drained by j
fevered lips will send more pleasure through ;
the frame than whon the julco of wine ro
nows tin* Joys of brighter days ; not much to
buy, a Lottie of Bt. Jacobs Oil, yet rubbed
well on lumbago's twisting pains, will
straighten up and cure more crooked backs
than when the boys march forth on holiduy
parade. Not much to try It, anyway ; for In
all lis world-wido mission to comfort those
in pain, it nover yet deceived, so that its
name like hotisohold words is known to bo
remembered. It's the external wine of joy.
Arizona is almost exactly twico the size of
Missouri.
How's This Y
Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi
any rase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J.CHRNKV & Co., Props., Tolodo, O.
Wo, the undersigned, have known F. J. Che.
noy for the bust ir> years, and believe him per
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga
tion tniule by tnotr Ann.
WKHT <£ TIIUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Tolodo.
Ohio.
(VALIJINO, RINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Tolodo, Ohio.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the Wood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price, 75c. per bottle. iSuld
by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
The celebrated Roquefort choose is mado of
sheep's milk.
With Emphasis
we say that Hlpans Tubules, the best end
standard remedy lor stomach and liver,
troubles,will cure your headache or bilious at
tack. One Lubuio uives relief.
Thoro are 108 applicants for the Couneticut
Labor Commissioner's position.
Dr. Kilmer's SWAMP-ROOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder 1 roubles.
Pamphlet and consultation free.
Laboratory Dinghumpton, N.Y.
In 181)3, thoro wore 60.025 distilleries in
operation in the Gorman Lrnpire.
1 could not get along without IMHO'H Cure fur
Consumption. It always cures Mrs F. C
510UI.T0N, Need ham, Mass. October &i, IH'JI.
Thoro are stool billiard bulls.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, softens tin* gums, reduces inflaina
tlon, allays i>aln, cures wind colic. JJ5c. a laittle
London consumes 11 tons of salt daily.
Kurl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to the complex
ion and cures constipation. 3f> Cts. 50cts. sl.
Raphael, Angelo, Rubens, Tasso
The "LINF.NE" arotho Boat and Moat Economi
es! Collars and Cuffs worn; they are made of fino
rloth, both sides tlnlsln-d alike, and bing reversi
ble. one collar is equal to two of any other kind.
They fit well, wear well and look well. A box ot
Tea Collars or Five Pairs of Cuffs for Twenty-Fivs
Ceuts.
A Sample Collar and Pair of Cnffs by mail for Bis
Cents. Nauio style and also. Address
REVERSIBLE COLLAR COMPANY,
17 Franklin Bt. Now York. 27 Kllby fit., Boston.
HkCIUC I AIH H,| i> W.irioicms.
||UllOlUll \Yaslnngioii, D.( .
PSuccessfully Prosecutes Claims.
■ 3yraln lost war, 15 adjudicating cluluis, utty sluce.
AGENTS WANTED to sell Washing Machines
and Kltchou Novelties. Write for Catalogue.
Crystal Washing Machlno Co., Columbus, Ohio.
HIS I I QT NKWH LETTER of value sont
WALL OI■ FREE to readers of this paper.
Charles A. Baldwin & Co.. 40 Wail St., N. Y.
In a Peck
of trouble—the woman who washes with- J> I
out Pearline. Her work is never done, £ •oy
and it's never done well. With Pearl- V—
ine she can do twice as much, /o->. /l/^
and have it done better. /f / (.
There is little work, less // 1 \ \ \
wear, never the least harm. // Vu\ yj; S ]
Try Pearline, and see it / / if* 1 . h I
go for dirt; when you see /J\J M !j &[
dirt—go for Pearline. v '<\WLw
Beware
Peddlers and some unscrupulous grocers will tell you. this is as good as" or '* the
came as Pearline." IT'S FALSE—Pearline is never peddled, if your grocer sends you
an imitation, bo honest— send it bai/u 385 JAMIiS I'VLE, New York.
Hitch A Horse To A Hoe.
It's tho np-to-rlato way of cultivating ground. _^4Snj^W_
HA) Bui lo SUH) and hitch him to tho
"PLANET JR." s skkL HORSE HOE ND CULTIVATOR. I
Light, strong and easily control led by eon venlent lovers. lias separate parks for
doing close hoeing, furrowing, or ordinary cultivating. Our free-for-all catalogue
tells all uiHHtt, it. S. 1,. A I.LICIS A Hi.. >ht In.lel i>tln, |u.
SAPOLIO
Is Like a Good Temper, " It Sheds a Brightness
Everywhere."
Oh, What a Time.
The discovery was made by a bride
In Bloomfleld, N. .J., on her way to the
church that she had on dark shoos In
stead of white. She Insisted on return
ing to change tliem. As she was about
[ to re-enter the vehicle, she fell and
sprained her utiklo. Before the car
riage reached the church, a wheel rolled
off and the bridal party bad a severe
shaking up.
Sensible.
Pneumatic tires have been found verj
serviceable on hospital (unbalances.
KN0™I)(!E
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the world's best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the valuo to health of the pure liquid
laxativo principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is duo to its presenting
in tho form most acceptable and pleos
t ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
ative; effectually cleansing tho system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
Ith as given satisfaction to millions and
l met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts oil the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale l>y all drug
gists in . r >oo and $1 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
! Co. only, whose name is printed on e"ery
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you uiU not
accept any substitute if offered.
PN u 5 'OS
lIS Tl* Tf ?<? $0 POSITIVELY
U S 5 HOLDS RUPTURE
• v.V'.' Worn night aud day.^Hiui
V J smaller to suit changing
condition of RUPTURE,
I PATENTED. IIIIIH. Cat. 8 nt securely
• sealed by oV. House Mfg. Co. 744 Broadway,N.Y.Clty
! SHORTHAND HH
"Tired. <ll .VVEIS', Box ll2. PUiluri'u. Pa.
DATBMTftTRADS MARKS Examination
itw i and udvlco as to patentability of
nventlon Send Tor Inventors Guide, or how to get a
patent. PATRICK O'FARIIEL. WASIIINOTON. I>. C
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employment In your town; will pav over s*£o u
week. Write us. W. Mattoou A Co., Oswogo, N. Y.