FKEELAND TRIBUNE. PUBLISHED RVKIiT MONDAY AND THURSDAY. rilOS. A. BUCKLEY, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. OFFICE: MAIN STREET ABOVE CENTER SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One Year (1 50 Six Months • 73 Four Mouths 50 Two Months 25 Subscribe re aro requested to observe the date following tho naine on tho labels of their paitcrs. By referring to this they can toli at a glunco how they Btaml on tho books in this offlco. For instance: (i rover Cleveland 28JuneU5 means that Grovcr Is paid up to June 28,1W5. Keep the figures in advance of the present date. Report promptly to tliisollice when your paper In not received. All arrei ironed must bo paid when paper is discontinued, or collection will br made in tho manner provided by law. Tho operations of (he marriage-li conso bureau in San Francisco show that though the population is increas ing, tho number of marriages is de creasing, reports the Argonaut. It is proposed iu Kansas to adopt the plan of sub-irrigation as far as prac tical. One acre of land properly irri gated in that drought-blighted Stnto should be worth twenty not irrigated. Tho Paris Figaro recommends an international convention to forbid At lantic steamships from crossing the banks of Newfoundland during tlio fishing season, with tho view of pre venting collisions. The Japanese are a small race phya ically. The true Chinese, who form iu this country the highbinder "tongs," are quite large. Cut (he Chinese aro only a small element in what is called China, whilo the population of Japan is reasonably similar. Thero i 3 a movement in New York to establish a "spectacle fund" for public school children who need glasses but cannot afford them. Tho money is raised by soliciting sub scriptions of twenty-five cents to £1 each from 6chool children. Agricultural Eiibjeets are lecture J upon in some of the English schools, and the result has been very satisfac tory, admits the Home and Farm. Children nro taught to read and learn of many matters connected with farm ing that nro different from the practi cal teachings on the farm. Having been often taunted with the inconsistency of wearing boots made of leather, English vegetarians have determined to do their best to find a substitute. A prize of §3O has been offered for tho best pair of satisfactory boots made without animal substances. Tho contest will take place at the meet ing of the congress of the Vegetarian Federal UnioWin London. A correspondent of tho Now York Herald thinks that sonic undoubted heroine ought to be secured to chrii ten each new warship, an 1 have her expenses paid by tho Government. Why not carry out tho idea in full keep a chronological list of heroines nsthoy arise! have them christen tho ships in their listed order, n'.low theai to givo their own names to the ships, and then retire on half pay? asks tho New Orleans Picayune. A bill which has for its object tho formation of "tho Greater Pitts burgU" has been introbuood into tho Pennsylvania Legislature. It is pro posed, states tho Now York Sun, to incorporate in one municipality ull tho cities and populous boroughs of Allegheny County, and give the new Pittsburg a radius of about fifteen miles. In 1900 tho census gave this territory a population of 331,117, but it probably contains now half a mill ion people. It supports seventy-coven banks, with deposits a.rgregatm; §122,800,00'), winch is a greater financial strength than any of thirty four States out of the forty-four. Ia this territory is produced fifty per cent, of all tho plate glass made in the United States, thirty-live per cent, of tho country's steel production, an 1 eighteen per cent, of tho country's pig iron. Pittsburg is also a port of entry, with 107 steamboats and 400,1 barges. with a tonnage of 500,000. Women non't lent l-.nougn. Mrs. Frances Fewer Cobbe maintains that at present women are by no means (he Intellectual equals of men; that If the franchise were confined to people passing a certain standard, there would be at present 50 per cent, of men who would obtain votes and only .",0 per cent of women. At present women have not a fair chance, if only because they are not as well fed or us well edu cated as men. She says that men would lose half their superiority if tliey were to he fed as badly as women, few of whom have sufficient brain-sustain ing, nourishing food.—November He view of ltevlews. HUNTING THE ELEPHANT. WORRIED TO DEATH By A MULTI TUDE OF WOUNDS. How tlio Kufiles of South Africa Kill the Jlig Game—Cutting Up the Carcass. Occasionally a number of Kaffirs turu out for tho pur pose of elephant hunting in South Africa. By dint of the wary caution which thoy can nl i ways exerciso when in pursuit of | game, thoy find out the animal which possesses the finest tusks and mark all his peculiarities; they then watch the spot whero ho treads, and by moans of , a lump of soft day they take an im -1 pression of his foot-marks. Their rea son for doing so is simplo enough, viz., that if thoy should have to chaso him thoy may not run the risk of con founding his footmarks with thoao of : ether elephants. The solo of dVcry elephant's foot is traversod by a num* bcr of indented liues, and in no two specimens aro those linos alike. The clay model of the footprints serves thom as a guide whereby they may as sure themselves that they nro on the right track whenovor thoy come to tho neighborhood of water, whero the ground is soft, and where tho foot prints of many elephants aro sure to be found. Their noxt ondoavor is to ereop near enough to the olephant to inflict a se vcro wound upon it, an object which is generally attaiuod by a number of the dark hunters gliding among tho trees and simultaneously hurling their spears at tho unsuspecting animal. Tho wounded elephant is nearly cer tain to chargo direotly at tho spot from which ho fancies that tho assault has been made, and his shriek of min gled rago and alarm is sure to causo tho rest of tho herd to rush off in ter ror. The hunters then try by various stratagems to isolato the wounded ani mal from its comrades, and to prevent him from rejoining them, whilo nt every opportunity assagais aro thrown, and the elephant is never permittod to rest. As a wounded elephant always makes for the bush, it would bo quito safe from white hunters, though not so fr:>m the lithe Kaffirs, who glido through the underwood and between the trees faster thau the elephant can push its way through them. Every now and then it will turn and chargo madly at its foes, but it expends its strength in vain, us they escape by nimbly jumping behind trees, or in critical cases by climbing up them, knowing that au elephant never seems to comprehend that a foe can be any where but on the ground. Iu this kind of chaso thoy are much assisted by their dogs, which bark in cessantly at the animal aud serve to ! distract its attention from tho hun- I tors. Tho elephant has a straugo ter- i ror of small animals, and especially dreads tho dog, so that wheu it is making up its mind to charge in one direction the barking of a contempti ble little cur will divert it from its purpose and enable its intended victim either to secure himself bohiud a tree or to become the assailant and add an other spear to the number already quivering in tho animal's vast body. | Tho slaughter of au elephant by this mode of hunting is always a long and cruel process. However powerful may be tho practised aim of a Kaffir, and sharp as may be his weapon, he can not drive it through tho inch-thick hide iuto a vital part, and tho conse quence is that the poor animal is liter ary worried to death by a multitude of wounds, singly iusignificaut, but collectively fatal. At last tho huge victim falls under the loss of blood, aud great are the rejoicings if it should happen to sink down in tho ordinary j kneeling posture, as the tusks cau then | bo extracted with comparative ease, i and tlio grove of spears planted in its body can be drawn out eutire, whereas wheu the elephant falls on one side all tho spears upon that side are shat tered to pieces, and every ouo must bo furnished with a shaft. Tho first proceeding is to cut off the tail, which is valued as a trophy, and tho nest is to carve upon the tusks tho name of tho hunter to whom they belong, who is always the man who in flicted tho first wound. The next pro ceeding is to cut a largo hole in ouo side, into which a number of Kaffirs enter and busy themselves by taking out tho most valuable parts of tho au imal. The inner membrane of the skin is saved for water sacks, which are made in a very primitivo manner, a large sheet cf tho merabrano being gathered together and a sharp stick thrust through the corners. The heart is then taken out, cut into con venient piece?, and each portion wrapped in a picoo of the ear. If tlio party can encamp for the night on tlio spot, thoy prepare a royal feast by baking ouo or two of the foot in tho primitive but most ef fective oven which is in use not only in Southern Africa, but in many other parts of tho world. A separate oven is ma le for each foot, aud formed thus: A hole is dug iu (ho ground considerably larger than tho foot which is to be cooked, and a fire is built in it. As soon as it burns up, a large heap of dry wood is piled upon it aud suffered to burn down. When tho heap is reduced to a mass of glowing ashes tho Kaffirs scrape out tlio embers by moans of a long polo, each man talcing his turn to run to the hole, scrape away until ho cau endure the heat no longer, and then run away again, leaving the pole for his succes sor. Tho hole being freed from em bers, the foot is rolled into it'and cov ered with green leaves aud twigs. Tho hot earth and embers are then piled over the hole and auother great bonfire lighted. As soon as the wood has entirely burned itself out tho op eration of baking is considered as complete, aud tho foot is lifted out by several men furnished with long, sharpened poles. By means of this remarkable oven tho meat is cooked more thoroughly than could be achieved in any oven of more eiaborato construction, tho wholo of tho tendons, the fat, tho immaturo bono, and similar substance being con verted into a gelatinous mass, which the African hunter seems to prefer to all other dishes, excepting, perhaps, tho marrow taken from tho leg bones of the giraffe or the eland. Sometimes the trunk is cut into thick slices and baked at tho tamo time with tho feet. Although this part of the elephant may not bo re markable for the excellence of its flavor, it has, at all events, tho capa bility of being made tender by cook ing, which is by no moans the case with tho meat that is usually obtained from tho animals which inhabit South ern Africa. Even tho skull itself is broken up for tho sake of the oily fat which fills the hoaey comb-like cells which intervene between tho plates of tho skull. The rest of the meat is converted into "bietoague" by cut ting it into strips and drying it iu tho sun. As a general rule the Kaffirs do not like to leave aq animal uutil they have dried or consumed tho wholo of tho meat. Under the ready spears and powerful jaws of tho natives even an elephant is soon reduced to a skeleton, as may bo imagined from the fact that five Kaflirs cau eat a buffalo in a day and a half. .The skull and tusks can gonorally be left out on the spot for some time, as tho hunters respect each other's marks, and will not, as a rule, tako the tusks from an elephant that has been killed and marked by another. Tho object iu allowing tho head to re main untouched is that putrefaction may tako placo and render tho task of extracting the tusks easier than is tho case when they are taken out at once. —St. Louis Republic. SELECT SIFTINRS. Europe has 51,801 breweries. Baltimore, Md., has a $25,000 mau soleum. Russia has twenty-two National flags and Frnuco twenty-one. Seven million miles of thread is an nually used in tho United States. Paul "Wilson, of Concord, Ky., un able to cure au aching tooth, hanged himself. A white panther, an animal never before seen in a menagerie, has just arrived at tho Jardin des Plautes, Paris. Charles Ilouts, of Shelbina, Mo., picked recently eighty-six turkeys in eight hours and twenty-six chickens iu fifty-live minutes. Yale Colloge was named after Gov- ! ernor Yale, who gave it iu early days about SIOOO. No greater siuglo gift came to it for a century. The share of laud falling to each in habitant of tho globe in the event of a partition might be set down at twen ty-three and one-half acres. Many of tho pleasure gardens and castles of tho Japanese nobles are now turned into parks aud schools, and used for other public purposes. Tho Price family, of Shelby Couuty, Kentucky, at present consists of eight i brothers, ranging from sixty to eiglity-one years old. Fivo of them aro citizens of Shelby County and three are residents of other States. Perhaps the best general purpose skiffs iu tho country aro those used iu tho Thousand Islands. They aro tweu ty-two feot long, rather narrow, but, being heavy, arc quito steady, aud aro rowed with long oars swung on out riggers. Tho huge ruff was brought from Italy to France by Catharine do Medici. Jt became so wide that spoon?, with handles a foot long, were provided for ladies at dinner, so they could get their victuals to their mouths. Late discoveries indicate tho lofti est mountain peak in North America is Mount Logan, near tho boundary between Alaska and Canada, which reaches uu elevation of 19,500 feet. The next highest is Orizaba, in Mexi co, 18,31-1 feet. Dr. W. F. Edmonds, of Gate City, Va., owns tho shears with which Presi dent Johnson worked at tho tailor's trade at Greenville, Tenn., where tho shop in which they were used still stands, with tho sign* "A. Johnson, Tailor," over tho door. Au inquest has been held in Birm ingham, England, on tho body of a girl seventeen, whoso death was at tributed to driuking vinegar and other compounds for the purpose of making herself thinner and paler. The evidence showed that irritating substances of this character had caused death. Tho Maryland Society of tho Sons of tho American Revolution will place a monument in Prospect Park, Brook lyn, in honor of the Maryland regi ment which took part in tho battle of Long Island, August 27, 1773. The monolith will stand ou tho ground where the regiment made its gallant charge. The British Regular Army. Returns of tho strength of (ho Brit ish regular army nt tho close of the year show that, there aro rather more than 220,000 officers and men on tho regimental rolls, a number in excess of that provided for in tho army es timates. Of theso about 100,000 are quartered iu the United Kingdom— -78,000 being iu Englaud and Wales, 88)0 in Scotland, 20,000 in Ireland and the remainder in tho Channel Isl ands—3B,oo9 iu tho colonies and j Egypt and 78,000 in India and Bur- j mah. Canada has tho services of about 1500 imperial soldiers only.-■' Chicago Herald. THE GREAT DISMAL SWAMP THIS HDNTERS' PARADISE A MYS TERY TO SCIEIITIBT3. ft Kxtends Forty allies Along the Coasts of Virglnln and North Car olina—Weird Traditions. THE great unexplored swamp which extends for forty miles along tho coast of Virginia and North Carolina varies in ( width from a fow hundred yards to I twenty-five miles. It is the paradiso of hunters, a mystery to tho seicn j tists, an inspiration to tho artists and a terror to the superstitions. About five miles from the villago of Suffolk, where the Dismal Swamp bo gins, is Lako Drumiuoud, named, some say, for a hunter who was lost in the swamp in the too ardent pursuit of a wounded stag, that, led to the discov ery of this beautiful sheet, of water. | Others say it is named for Sir Will- I iam Drummond of North Carolina. This lake is an almost perfeot oval. It ! is seven miles long and fivo miles j wide. Tho water is dark, almost black, ! hut perfectly transparent, reflecting I every object with startling distinet j ness. When held in a glass vessel it looks like pure, strong coffee. This | color is caused by the exudations ; from the cypress nnd juniper trees, which form a thick forest throughout the swamp. Gorgeously colorod wild (lowers grow in profusion in the rich, dark soil. Tho treos are garlaudod with fostoons of gray moss from the topmost boughs to tho water's edge. The yellow jossamiuo, a brilliant and most fragrant, but poisonous, wild flower, wreathes its perfumed blos soms over this drapery of moss. The scarlet trumpet shaped flowor of tho poison oak vies with the yellow jessa mine in abundance of bloom uud wealth of coloring. The approach to Lako Drummond is by a rndo canal, three miles of which is a straight waterway into tho lake. This forms an avenue, bordered by cypress trees, which rise oroct out of tho water 130 to 150 feet in height, and as symmetrical in shape as the masts of a ship. The boughs, densely draped with moss, form an areh over this canal, which in midsummer, is so thick a sunbeam can scarcely pierce it. Tho lako is surrounded by the same tall, ereet cypress trees, iuterspor3ed with monster junipers of white cedars. The reflection of those straight, lofty, sentinel like trees in the clour, black water is peculiar. The mo3t unac countable thing about tho Dismal Swamp is it is higher than tho firm autlying country, and increases in al titude towards tho interior, where it is twelve feet higher than tho sur rounding land. This elevation of this morass Ims been aeoouutod for on tho hypothesis that where Lake Drum mond now is was the crater of an ex tinct volcano, and was fathomless. This theory Ims exploded ; tho lake is flfteen foot in depth, and every char acteristic of tho soil disproves the idea that its substratum is volcanic. Sir Charles Lyeli and other scien tists of the past and the present have found layers of spongy decaying vege table matter over tho better known portions of the morass. Lord Lyell made an especial study of the great Dismal. His description of it and the conjecture as to the future coal de posits are of great scion tide value. Five rivers lind their sources in this swamp. Two canals now penetrate parts of it. The tow paths are logs of wood, on which the man who pulls the canoe walks. Tho .e logs of wood in warm weather aro literally covered with ter rapin, water moccasin, copperhead snakes, lizards and other reptiles, which make walking over them some times dangerous. Brawny meu usu ally pull these canoes and lumber rafts, and find good excuse to take plenty of whisky along as an antidote for the inevitable snake bite. Tho raison d'oto of these canals is tho value of the cypress shingles which are sold in immense quantities along tho shoros of tho swamp. Another singular fea ture of tho great Dismal is tho growth known as cypress knees. These are cone shaped excrescences from the roots of the cyprosstree, and look like min iature pyramids rising up from tho slimy ooze. 1 lu 172.3 Colonel Byrd, of Westovcr, Va., made a survey of tho Dismal Swamp at tho request of tho proprie tary Governor, who was anxious to in duce George 111 to have it drained. Colonel Byrd's report was favorable, and was forwarded to Eugland with a strong petition from a number of Vir ginia planters, who promised to boar all the expenses of tho drainage if his Majesty would give them the land free of taxes. A copy of Colonel Byrd'B report is now in the library of Con gress. He loft his party in the swamp; what became of them ho never told. Colonel Byrd got out, however. Ex tracts from his manuscript are inter esting : "March 13, 1723 —Early this morn ing the chaplain repaired to us with the men we hail left at Mr. Wilson's. We had sent for them the evening be ,'oro to return those who had the labor oar from Coratuck Inlet. But, greatly to our surprise, they petitioned us no to bo relieved, hoping to gain immor tal reputation by being the fir3t of mankind that ventured through the great Dismal. Our day's work ended withiu a quarter of a mile of the Dis mal Swamp whou the ground began to bo already full of sunken holes and slashes. "It is hardly credible how little the bordering inhabitants aro acquainted with this mighty swamp, notwith standing they hail lived their whole livss within smell of it. Yet, as great strangers as they wore to it, they pro tended to l)o very exact in their ac count of its dimensions, and were positive thnt it could not hoover seven or eight miles wide, but never know more of the matter than star-gazers know of the distanco of tho fixed stars. At tho seme time, they were simple enough to tell our men idlo stories of lions, panthers and alligators they were to encounter in that dreadful place. In short, we saw plainly that no intelligence of this terra incognita was to bo got but from our experience. For that reason wo resolved to make preparations to enter tho noxt morn ing. Wo allotted each one of tho sur veyors twelve men to attend in this painful enterprise." Tho "enterprise" provod too much for Colonel Byrd and his party. After terriblo experiences with wild beasts, quagmires and snakes they abandoned tho swamp. Thoro are many weird traditions connected with the Great Dismal. One of tho most uucanny is of a phantom ship said to bo a merchant man captured by Captain ICidd, the pirato. Tho ship was dismantled, robbed, its crew murdered and then towed up ono of the rivers ilowing from Lake Drummond to tho sea. Tho ship, covered with phosphorus, stands near tho lako. Tho ghosts of the crow still man it, and on moonlight nights the hunter who sees it hears a bau sheo wail, which moans disaster, sick ness or death to him. One of tho most romnntictrnditions is of an Indian warrior, who loved tho favorite daughter of his chiof. The father looked higher for tho maiden, but tho lovers ran off to tho shores of Lake Drummoud, built a wigwam be neath its cypresses and lived so hap pily together until they wero both very old that tho Great Spirit allowed thorn to revisit tho earth every full moon and ride on the lake in a boat drawn by white swans. This Indian mytli bears an analogy to Lohongrin, ouo of tho most romautioof the Rhino gold legends, the only instance of this kind I recall among the traditions of tho American aborigines. Another story is of an Indian lover who was driven insane by tho death of his affianced bride. This was related to Thomas Mooro when ho was in this country, and by him embalmed in verse. Tho Indian warrior ilo lto tho lako of tho Dismal Swamp and dis appeared forever, excepting nt mid night, when he, too, crosses tho lako with his sweetheart in a whito canoe. Many peoplo who livo near believe Lake Drummond to 1)8 tho rendez vous for numerous other ghosts which are supposed to haunt the swamp. This supposition arose from tho num ber of ignes fatui which are really H'jen every night in almost every part of tho Dismal Swamp.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. WISE WORDS. Envy is culpable selfishness. Persevere against discouragement. Tears aro no sign of a tender heart. Ho who does most must bear most. A man is known by tho money ho keeps. A woman's conscience lives in her heart. Thero is no slavery like tho servi tude of pretenso. True charity does not givo what is asked but what is needed. Wo loso more friends by our re quests than by our refusals. Only mile-stones should answer questions without being asked. A woman is not really beautiful un til 3he is beautiful to a blind man. Lawyers work in tho canse of jus tice ; doctors in tho canso of meroy. Tho world may owo yon a living, hut you will have to work hard to col lect it. Wo must drink at tho fountain of knowledge to quench tho thirst of curiosity. Time is that part of eternity al lowed us. to mnko a fair showing in tho remainder. Too many7good peoplo expoot pio when they say : "Give us this day our daily bread." It is not wrong to say what one thinks. It is simply wicked to think what ono cannot say. Tho affections are liko lightning; vdu cannot tell where thoy will strike until they have fallen. Humana instincts will lead one to regard tho comfort of tho dumb crea tures dependent upon them. Habit is a cable; we weave a thread of it every day, and at last it boeoraes next to impossible to break it. Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight, was Franklin's sensi ble advice. A man may not cat his cako nnd havo it, but soruo men cat theirs and then do what they can to havo that of other people. One talent well used gives its pos sessor greater satisfaction than iivo talents buried bouoath tho rust of idle ness and sloth. My friend onn never offend me; for if ho injures mo unknowingly, I caro not; and if knowingly ho is no longer my friend. She Roilc Off on the Robber's Bicycle. A highwayman on a bicycle came upon a young lady who was watching the sunset on tho Cornice road, near Mentone, lately, took her purse, and demanded her watoh nnd chain. While she was removing tho chain from her neck he walked off from the bicycle to light a cigarette, whereupon the young woman jumped on tho machine and tore down hill to Mentone. From thero a telegram was sent to Vintimig lin, and the robber was caught in a trap, for tho perpendicular cliff on tho one side and the precipice on the other make it impossible to got out of tbo Cornioo road. Women as hotel cashiers and book keepers are iuoreasiug everywhere. Dresden china is the craze. Women are collecting it regardless of the price. The eldest dnughtor of Goneral Phil. Sheridan has recently mado her debut in Washington. Box-nailing contests for women are tho newest entertainment at Massa chusetts church fairs. Of tlio women in tho professions thero nro 2500 doctors, 275 preacheis, and nu increasing numbor of lawyers. Mrs. Mary A. Livermore, having reached tho ago of seventy-three years, is to retire from tho lecture platform. Miss Rhuda Bronghton, tho novel ist, has been described as "a snippy lady with a girlish figuro and a fond ness for tea." Paris has only one apothecary shop controlled by a woman, while Brussels has five. London had 1340 female chemists in 1891. In Eastern Bengal, near tho Kasia hills, a will caunot be mado in favor of a man, and property only descends through the woman. There aro tweuty-fonr women tak ing the graduate conrso at Yalo this year. Among them is ono from Rod cliffo College. Thero is n crazo for red and black plaids, or perhups they should be called chcokH, as they are not in any degree related to the clan plaids. West Virginia has a girl hunter whose aim is death to boars. Sho has a record of seven large animals of the bruin l'umily during tho past year. lIuDUoh Adams was tho first woman in America to publish a book over her own name. It was called "A Review of Religions," and came out in 1784. A public library recently presentod to the city of Galena, 111., carries with it the very modern condition that four of its nine /Trustees shall bo women. Nobody ever tries to whisper in the preseuco of Queen Victoria. It would only bo in bad taste, but useless. The old lady's ears are supernaturally sharp. The coming summer bonnet is to be A small, flat affair, worn well back OD tho head, similar to tho extreme evon ing bonnet occasionally seen at tho theatre. A now pnrso is mado of woven gold threads, mado Binall at the top by a patent gold spring, and finished with a gold knob Bet with jewels or holding a tiny watch. At tho dances of one of tho wealth lost hostesses in London printed cards are hung on tho walls with these words engraved on thorn, "No introductions aro uoedod." Miss Isabel Darlington, daughter of tho late Congressman Darlington, of Pennsylvania, has an elegantly fur aished office and a growing medical practice at West Chester. Miss Ellen Dorich has been ap pointed Assistant State Librarian of Georgia. She is a "newspaper fol low," and ber appointment is warmly commended by tho Georgia press. Miss Volutirino de Cloyre, of Phila delphia, is the leading feminine ex ponent of anarchy in tho Now World. She is personally attractive, moves in good sooiety anil has a cultured home. Miss Cora Bennoson, a graduate of the Michigan Univorsity law school, who has been already admitted to praetico in Illinois and Michigan, has boen admitted to tho bar in Massa chusetts. Ex-Empress Eugonie is said to bo the most begged woman in Europe. Tho big postbag, which arrives weekly it her residence, is stuffed with ap peals from France, anil mostly in the aamo of religion. Tho Grand Duclioss of Baden has thu reputation of kuowing enough about cookery to keep ber three obefs up to tho mark, and as a consequence the best of all tho royal tables of Europe is said to ho found at the court of Baden. Bcatrioo Harrailon thinks tho wo men of the United States have few things to complain of, and she admires their frankness, honesty, cleverness and lack of 'affectation. She particu larly "likes the way American girls behavo abont men." The Grand Duchess Vera Constan tinova, of Wurtemburg, enjoys the exclusive distinction among European princely houses ot having twin daugh ters. Her children, tho Duchesses Elsa and Olga, arc nearly nineteen, and arc charming, wholesome young women. Miss Helen Gould is not ono of the women who find only picturesque charity attractive. With the check that goC3 yearly to the Babies' Shel ter of tho Church of tho Holy Com munion goes, too, the coudition; "Beservo tho eots for tho two most uninteresting babies." To clean jet bonnets and jet trim mings use a pieco of black velvet or a bit of plush to rub lightly over tho dusty beuds, and rhinostono buckles and ornaments can as well bo cleaned by this means, whilo feather-trimmed headgear is freshened greatly by shak ing gently near an open fire. Tho voluminous sleeve seems about io bo cut down in its career of expan sion, for tho Princess of Wales and tho Duchess of York havo declared in favor of ouo of moro modest propor tions. At a recent wedding their sleeves were perceptibly smaller, and as the English bridegroom had the courage to request a similar reduction in tho sizo of tho wedding gown, it was granted. ANOTHER SPRING. If I might see Another spring I'd not plant summer flowera nnd wait I'd have my crocuses at oucc, My leafless pink numerous, My ohlll-velned snowdrops, choicer yet, My white or azuro violet, Leaf-nested primrose \ anything ! To blow at once, not late. If I might see another spring I'd listen to the daylight birds That build their nests nni pair and slug, Nor wait for mateless nightingale ; I'd listen to the lusty herds, The ewes with lambs as white cs snow, I'd find out rnuslo In tho hall | And all the winds that blow. It I might see another spring— Oh, stinging comment on my past That all my past results In "if— If I might see another spring I'd laugh to- lay—to-day is brief r I would not wait for uuytbing; I'd use to-day that cannot last— lie glntl to-day and sing. Christina Kossctll lIUMOIt 0* TIIE lI.VV. Gossip puts two and two together and tuokos whatever sum it desires. Cobblers report that business with thorn is mending.—Hartford Journal. A man's second love is generally worth more money than his first.— fuck. In striving to get nhoa I,of others look to it that you do not lull over yourself.—l'uok. When Cupid breaks tho ioo botweon two people, ho never puts up the dan ger signal.—l'uck. Nobody can help noticing tho short comings of tho man who is always bo hind time. —Dallas News. Tho man who "has his prion" will be very careful about showing his cost mark.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Thoy sell water in Cairo." "How interesting 1 And do thoy liavo tho milk tiokot system, too?" Puck. Tho would-bo meddler with "green goods" js remitidod of his youthful ex periences with tho sour apple.—Pack. Tho difference between a man and a horse is that tho latter never goes on a raoo track until after he's broko.— Statesman. Tho older a man is-when he gets married the sooner ho commences tak ing his lunch at noon downtown.— Atchison Globe. Fred—"Was that a Boston girl yon were talking to a minute ago?" Ar thur—"Yes. Didn't yon hear me suoezmg?"—Life. A drop of ink may command tho at tention of huudieds. Particularly if it is on your polishod shirt,front.— Rookland(Me.) Tribune. Weary Waggles—"Dero sev'ral courses I'd like topersoo." Tiredy— "Wot er dey like?" Weary Waggles —"Dinner courses."—Syracuse Post. "Does your daughter sing?" asked Mrs. Jinglegilt. "No," roplied Mrs. Oldfau. "Wo havo taken great pains in educating hor not to."—Washing ton Star. Customer—"What in tho world is that unearthly howling overhead?" Clerk—(smiling) "There is a pain less dentistry establishment upstairs, sir."—Statesman. Tough—"l want a dozen eggs, on' I wants 'em bad, soe?" Grocer—"Go to that grocer across tho street. Everything he keops is bad."—Phila delphia Inquirer. Editor—"ln writing tip the foot ball game why do you say it was hotlr contested?" Reporter—"l don't see how it could bo otherwiso, when it was played on a gridiron."—Norris towu Herald. "Hore," said tho ~now missionary, "here nro some tracts and sermons, translated into your notivo language." •Thanks," yawned the King of Eliwpka. "By the way, have you a translation of 'Trilby?'"—lndian apolis Journal. "This may be justioe," said tho de feated defendant, "but it strikes mo as being a pretty fishy verdict." "That shows that it is justioe," retorted tha plaintiff. "Ono oi' tho most conspicu ous features of justice is her scalos." —Harper's Bazar. "It is wonderful what progress has boon made in tlio way of maohinery," remarked Mr. Figg. "I ceo that thero has been a machine invented that can make a complete pair of shoes in six teen minutes. Why, that is ovon fast er than Tommy cau wear them oat." —lndianapolis Journal. A Omu-n's Curious Ways. Madagascar's Queen, aeeordingto all accounts, lias muny. curious ways and traits of character. Bho is always dressed in tho latest Parisian style. Iler private expenses nro mot by a fund called tho "hasiun,"' to which all who eomo into the presence of her Majesty are required to coutiibuto a fivo-frano pieco. It is tho duty of the youngest member of the royal family to present a liat, into which the coin is droppod. Moreover, whenever the Queen travels tho inhabitants of all tho towns e.uil villages she visits nro expected to ooutributo to the same fund either in money or kind. She is very fond of games, particularly of lotto and billiards, and sho (lattcra liorsolf sho cau lly n kito higher than anyone of her subjects.—Chicago Herald. ■' Wood Pulp Tubing. Tubing ma-.10 from wood pulp is coming into use for nndcrground purposes, owing to its high electrical resistnuoo and its freedom from the notion of oarth-rotnrn currents wbieh seriously iujnro gas nud water pipes in cities where electric ears use tho ground to complete their cirouits. It is also free from difficulties dne to expansion and contract-ion.—Chicago Herald.