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FIiEELAND TRIUHNE. PUBLJ&HKD KVEItY MONDAY AND THURSDAY. "flios. A. BUCKLEY, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. OFFICE: MAIN STREET ABOVE CENTRE. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One Year jl h 61x Months T — 73 Four Months ........ 50 Two Months Za Subscribers are requested to observe the data following the name on tho labels of their papers. liy referring to this they can tell at a Iflunou how they stand on the books In this offico. For instance: Grover Cleveland 28JuxieQ6 means that Grover Is paid up to June 28, IHS&. Keep the ll#uree in advance of tho present date. Report promptly to this office when your paper is not received. All arrearages must bo paid when paper is discontinued, or collection wlB he mode In the manner provided by law. A village humorist was asked to sug gest a motto for the now grocery, and he proposed this: "Honest tea is the best policy." A New York man chewed the end of a dynamite cartridge the other day and ull his friends now agree that chewing Is a very bad habit. Russia has ordered $4,000,000 worth of armor plates from a Pennsylvania firm. Here Is Uncle Sum's chance to work off his entire stuck of blowholes. Now York has decided that a bridge with a single span can be built across the North river. If this can be done the structure will be a bridge without a pier. In Chelsea, Muss., all the bells in the village are rung ou election clay fifteen minutes before the polls open. This is the best application of political ring rule we can iveall. A dispatch from Muncle, Ind., savs that town has "a boy who lieurs with lils fingers." An investigation of this case probably will prove that it is noth ing more remarkable than a special correspondent who lies with a Faber No. 2. A young woman writes to a Now York paper describing her first love sensations as "a sort of inward indo scribableness of an outward all-over ishness." That's it, exactly; any one whoever fooled with Cupid will indorse that description. In view of the prevailing style of woman's dress, if sleeves a foot and a half wide are a good thing why would not sleeves a yard in diameter be bet ter? The suggestion is handed over to the modistes as an intimation that they may be wasting their opportunities. The proposition of some romantic writers to put their romances to the test by actually living through the ex periences described should be discour aged. Any one trying to live the expe riences of a romance of the modern sen sational school would come Into conflict with the police before he had lived past the first chapter. Some members of a recent grand jury In Chicago took a novel method of find ing out the true inwardness of bucket shops. They had been appointed a committee to look after tho bucket shops personally and took u few "fly ers" for luck and Incidentally to assure themselves that tho shops were violat ing the law. They had no trouble in finding indictments after this unique personal Investigation. In order to prove the docility of the bulldog the South London Bulldog So ciety, which Is holding a show at the Royal Aquarium, has caged one large dog with a small cat, and the pair got along together with perfect amity—and the cat is not inside tho dog, either. Nevertheless, we fear the effort is in vain. Until they can brood a new kind of bulldog, with a different kind of face on him, tho generality of people will still credit him with a fearful amount of ferocity. Voiceless sorrow, grief that is deeper and more lasting than any that death ever brings, broken hopes, blighted lives and perpetual sadness are covered by the smiling mask of habit and edu cation. One idol after another is shut tered, but the well-disciplined mind, after a little time, recovers its balance, the carefully-trained hands remember their cunning, and, with 110 outward j sign of inward desolation, the ship wrecked spirit gathers up the remnant of its life and goes on Just the same as before to do the next thing. The cental of 100 pounds, the most sensible unit of measure ever used, bus not yet been adopted by the trade, but dealers continue to struggle ulong with the two measures. Tho grain is bought from the farmers by tho bushel, but measured by weighing, which necessi tates a reduction by the buyer. What he loses through error Is a sacrifice to a benighted system of measures. Grain Is shipped by the 100 pounds, and that Is the unit upon which freight rates are charged. The cental system would ! greatly facilitate tho business and pre vent ninny errors. To He a Successful Minister. It was Martin Luther who gave the following ton qualifications us making a good preacher of the Gospel: 1. He should be able to teach plainly and in order. 2. lie should have a good head. 3. Good power of language. 4. A good voice. 5. A good memory. 0. He should know when to stop. 7. He should be sure of what he means to say. H. And be ready to stake body and soul, goods and reputation, 011 its truth. >. He should study diligently. 10. And suffer ! himself to be vexed uud criticised by • everyone. I THE DAYS AND THE YEAR. j What is the world, my own littlo ono? j Our world belongs to that clock tho sun. I Steady its spins ; whiio tho clock boats true ! Pays and soason3 for mo and you. ! And tick-tick-tock ! goes tho mighty clock I Wnilo time swings on below, Now left— now right; now day—now night, With a tick-tick to and fro. I Tbe pussy-willow in coat of fur ; A sweet pink roso in the wind astir, A maplo loaf with a crimson blush ; , Then falling stiowllak"s, and winter's hush— I Whiiotlck-tick-tock goes tho mighty clock, J And tho world swings on boiow, Dudding—blowing ; shining—snowing— i With a tick-tock to and fro. I A littlo song when tho heart is glad, | A littlo sigh when tho way is sad ; Whether tho shadows or sunbeams fall, Sweet rest and dreaming at last for all, i While tlck-tick-tock goes tho mighty clock, i And tho world swings on bolow, Smiling—sighing ;singing —crying-- With a tick-tock to and fro. j So this is tho way, my own littlo on, Our world belongs to that clock tho sun, And tho hand that somewhero keeps tho key Is thosamo that holdeth you and mo, Whiio tick-tick-took goes tho mighty clock, ' And tho world 6wings on below, Now left—now right; now day—now night, With a tick-to?k to and fro. —Harriet P. Blodgott, in St. Nicholas. CASWELL'S EXPEDIENT. BY EDSON KEMP. f evening a Z* s /J 7 m KM E rou P of del" M r§ egates to tho (-C.l ,ij CI yV,\ Jfil convention Lofthoßroth i W erhooii of Locomotive \XfvrA. Illsl Engineers sat in tlio ro- F (j t'unla ut the I J a 1 in e r House in S^ries! l^ tliem was a grizzled, oldish man from tho Old Colony, who had a curious rod scar bending- around from bis forehead across bis right temple and down upon his right check, with almost as regu lar a curve as if it had been marked there with a compass. The redness of its color indicated that the mark had been inflicted not very long ago. The man who woro tho scar had taken no part in tho conversation. Presently ono of tho Western delegates said to him : % "Come, Brother Hawkins, you ought to have a story to tell. How did you get that scar, now?" Tho Old Colony man colored a lit tle and looked uneasy. "You fellows can tell stories," he said, "and I can't. But I will say this—l was never thankful for a hard blow in tho faco but once, and that was when I got this scar." Theu he subsided into silence, ap parently supposing that there was nothing moro to say. Of course tho engineers übout him raised a loud de mand lor the rest of tho story, which seemed to surprise tho Old Colony man. Under this pressure ho went on, a littlo awkwardly. "I hain't had tho scar moron'u about a year," ho said. "I was run uing tho three-thirty passenger out of Boston on the Cape Cod Division', as lam now when I'm at home. We had passed Wureham ono blustering, blowing, rainy November afternoon; it was half-past livo by that time, and as the sky was thick with clouds, it was just as dark as pitch. "Between Wareham and Buzzard's Bay there's a stretch of woodsy, scrub by country where tho track is pretty tolerably crooked, crossing and dodg ing the salt-water inlets. You can't see far ahead of you at any time. "But if I'm going to tell you this 6tory uuywliero near right, "I'vo got to get you out of my cab and onto the Plying Dude; and that's a groat priv ilege, I can tell you, for they say it takes a patent of nobility to mako you eligible to ride on that fast express. It's a swell affair, that runs down on tho cast BIRTO of Buzzard's Bay. "By tho hour I mentioned tho Dude should have been at Wood's Holl, her run made; but sho bad stopped at Middlcboro on account of a hot box, and was way behind time. Sho had gouo on, and was Hying along through tho woods between Wareham and Onset, not moro than fifteen uiiuutes ahead of our time, when that baino box began to smoko uguin, hot ter than firo. "Thero was nothing for thom to do but haul up and cool her off. But they knew that wo were coming right behind. Tho Dudo had just made a curve where tho track follows the bond of tho bay, and it was a bad plnco. I shouldn't havo seen the Dudo's rear lights around that curve until wo were right on her. Of course they sent a man back with a lantern to signal us. Tho man they took for tho duty was a young brakemau, not over nineteen, by tho name of Jimmy Caswell. lie hadn't been working for tho road moro than two years, but ho camo of a very good family of folks down to Falmouth, and was a mighty bright, gentlemanly sort of a youngster—just the kind that tho swells who travel down to the bay like to havo on tho Flying Dudo. "He'd boon put forward a good deal for a fellow of nineteou, and it was somewhat tho result of favor, I daro say, that ho was ou that train ; But thoy all had a great deal of confidence in him. I'll leave it to you to say whether tho coufidouco was justified. "Well, Jimmy sot out in tho dark and rain and wind with his red lan tern back along tho track. He had to go quite u pioce, for there's u second curvo along back a littlo ways on that crooked lino there, and after that a long, clear stretch, and ho wanted to get around tho second curve und warn us there. "Ho was making pretty well along toward the second curve, running his head against the storm, and was just where ho was out of sight of both trains—the Dudo standing still and wo a-coining—with woods along tho inner sido of tho curve, so that noth ing whatever could bo seen of him or his lantern at that point from either train. Then suddonly ho heard my train rolling up in the distance. "Ho started to run, Jimmy, did, to get around tho second turn in soason to sigual mo there. It seoms that ho knew ho had plenty of tim 6 to mako tho bend, as ho owned up afterward, but ho wanted to bo mighty sure. "Just as ho started up, what do you suppose happened? A stronger gust of wind than any of the rost como whistling through tho scrub, and that and tho motiou of Jimmy's start to run blew out his lantern. Then my train coming along roared louder yet, for tho wind was coming to him from my way. "Jimmy wasn't at all scared. Ho know ho had time to strike a light. Ho put his lingers in his upper vest pocket after matchee. No matches there. That niado him foel kind of queer. Then ho put his lingers in his other upper vest pocket. None there, either. "Ho heard my train roariug nearer and nearer. It was coming around tho second bend. Then, ho owned up, Jimmy was a good deal scared. "Ho jumped right down tho middlo of tho track in tho dark toward iny train, not knowing what bo was going to do, but feeling that somehow or other ho was going to stop tho train boforo it went on and crashed into tho oxprose. As he run, my headlight loomed out ou him through tho mist coming up around tho bond. "He yelled like a madman, but his voice might as well havo been tho squeak of a mouse. Not a sound could bo heard through tho racket that the storm und tho locomotive made to gether, as you ull would know very well. "As for me, I never heard nor saw a thing on tho track before me, though Jimmy stood straight in tho middle of it all the while, waving the lantern with no light in it, and hollering till 110 was black in tho face. My head light seemed to mo to bo shining about a dozen feet into a kind of thick pudding of rain and mist. "Jimmy told mo that ho stopped all at once, when it seemed that my head light was not fifty feot away from him. Probably it was moro than that. It occurred to him that ho hadn't time to bo scared. He must take time to think. So he thought; and tho lives of two hundred people depanded on his thinking to good advantage. "Ho wondered if it would bo best to throw himself down ou tho track and let tho train go over him. Ho was willing to do it, if it would do any good. But ho thought that the chances wore ton to ono that his body would throw the train off tho track, whereas there was at least a smull chance that if my train went on I might bring it to a stop some way in time to save a bad smash-up. "Anyhow, ho resolved not to throw himself down, but to do tho thing ho did do. He steppod off the track— uud by this tirno I saw him dimly by tho light from tho headlight—and measuring his distanco coolly, ho throw his lantern with all his might straight through tho side window of tho cab! "As luck would havo it, tho lantern got freo of tho broken glass before it struck me, and tho bottom of it hit mo fair and square in tho sido of tho head, here, just whore you see tho mark. For an iustant it stunned me, but by tho time I had got back my senses I found that I had reversod tho engine and put on the air-brake, and tho train was coming to a stop. "It was just second nature to any engincor—and Jimmy Cuswell know well it would bo—to know that any human being wouldn't do a thing like that unless thero was good cause for tho engiuo to stop. My fireman would havo stoppod tho train if I hadn't, when ho saw tho lantern como in ; but 110 says that ho hadn't moro than heard tho crash ot' the lautern through tho window boforo ho saw mo jump for tho throttlo and tho uir brake. "After tho train had como to a stop, and I, without knowing what had really happened, was wiping tho blood oil'my faco and thinking that some body had tried to kill mo and wreck tho train, that boy camo runuing up alongside tho cab, panting, clean out of breath, and climbed up, all wet, into the cab. 'My gracious!' ho managed to get out, pretty soon, 'did I hit you?' "'Somebody hit mo,' says I; 'I don't know who 'twas nor what 'twas.' " 'I throw my lantern at you,' says he, as cool as a frog. " 'You did !' says I; 'well, what did you do that for?' " 'To koop you from running into tho Dude,' says he. "By this time ho was up in tho cab, and ho and tho iirornou were sopping my faco with water. Aud thou my head was swimming around again, and 1 didn't ltuow any too well what was going on. "But by tho timo tho conductor and train hands aud about two thirds of tho passengers had como swarming around, I was able to order 'em back, and wo pullod up and overhauled the express, slowly. "Jimmy, ho was full of apologies to rac. 'My goodness,'snys he, '1 hoped I shouldn't hit you, but I was bound to stop you anyway.' " 'That's so,' says I. 'Don't talk about it HDV more. I might havo passed you and never seen you, or if I hud noticed you waving your arm by tho sido of tho track I should have taken you for some fool of u tramp, and like as not paid no attention to you, and gone on at full speed around that next bend. But,' Beys I, 'you'd better go on to your own train now.' 44 'I wish some of you fellows would lend mo a lantern,' says he. "I lookod at his lantern, and saw that tho glass had smashod when it went to tho cab floor after hitting me. 11 'What's tho matter?' says I. 'Haven't you any more lanterns on your train?' 4 'l'd rather go back with one,* says he. "That made mo laugh. Ho wasn't going to let on but what he'd stopped my train in tho regular way. And 1 don't believe ho did. Thero was no occasion to report to anybody. That boy wasn't after any hero's honors, or any of that kind of business. "But of courso it came out, because, though I didn't ask for any leave, 1 had to go around for quito a spell with my face all plastered up. "Doctor down to Yarmouth fixod mo up all right. Jimmy oifered to pay the bill, but bless you, I'd never let him do that, even if tho doctor had charged mo a cent, which ho didu't. "I was mighty glad to get out of that scrape with a scar on my face, and I reckon it won't amount to much after it's bleached out. "How is Jimmy getting on? Oh, first-rate, I guess. If they ever thought of reprimanding him for not making sure he had matches with him, when he started out to signal that train, I guess tlioy reflected that he'd shown qualities that redeemed that fault, and that the chances wore that he'd make a first-rate railroad man. "He's still braking on tho Flying Dude. But it won't tako many years to see him u conductor—you can de pend on that."—Youth's Companion. The Tide Turning South, "Georgia ought to get thousands of Bottlers from Ohio aud Pennsylvania," says "Sam" B. Webb, who has just returned from a trip to those States in tho interest of the Central Railroad. "Tho people in thoso States aro dis contented and are moving away. They do not waut to settle in Kansas or Ar kansas or Texas, where so many of their friends used to go. If Georgia only had somo literature descriptive of her resources, it would attract thousands of good, honest, hardwork ing people of tho agricultural and me chanical classes. 'The tide of emigra tion is now setting toward Tennessee, which State issued, probably a year ago, one of the most complete books on its resources that auy Stato has ever got out. That book catches a possible immigrant as soon rt3 he ex amines it. If our Stato will just let tho world know what wo havo iu tho way of climate, soil, minerals, woods, water power and that sort of thing our uncultivated and low-priced lands will soon bo in demand and tho tax able property of tho Stato will in crease in value a hundred million dol lars in a few years."—Atlanta Consti tution. Mirror anil Light on a Cuttlefish. The phosphorescent organs of a raro cuttlefish from deep water havo been investigated by Joubin. It comprises what the author calls a mirror uud an apparatus for producing light. Ke supposes that this organ does no function, and that it is like a machine at rest; but i* a living creature adapt ed for food wanders near the cuttle fish, this prey, being of a bighr tem perature than tho water in which it lloats, emits heat rays, which impinge on tho reflecting mirror and are then concentrated iu tho light produciug orguu, causing there a sensation, the organs acting by reflex action. Tho water around it is then lighted up by rays perceived by the eyo of the cut tle. In a word, these organs aro thoso of caloric sense. He has also found iu another cuttlofish an extrcraoly curious organ constructed iu such a mauner that it does not porceivo light rays, but is solely adapted to receive heat rays, which coufirms his hypoth esis as to tho nature of the organs in tho other cuttle.—New York Inde pendent. A Cohl Light. Tho recent investigations of Pro fessor Ebert form an interesting se quel to tho researches of Tesla on the production of electric light with the minimum amount of heat. Tho goal, of course, is to get tho light with no lieat at all, except that which natural ly belongs to tho luminous rays; that is, to get rid of tho obscure or dark heat altogether. Only about live per cent, of tho eueigy expended in an in cauhescent lamp is tuned into light, tho remaining ninety-five going into waste heat. Professor Elbert has now not only deduced tho laws according to which apparatus should bo made to produce cold light by means of alter nating currents of high frequency, but ho has succeeded in obtaining a light of about one-tliirteeuth of a candlo power, with about one-thousandth of the energy required in one of tho standard caudle power lamps. This, of course, is a very small light, but Professor Ebert is confident that lights of practical brightness may bo obtained according to his method.— Loudon Exchange. Dyes From Vine-Leaves. Dyes from autumn leaves might seem a natural and mntter-of-courso production, but until recently no such thing lias been thought of. Some German chemists huve, however, suc ceeded in extracting a substanco from ripened vine-leaves that with appro priate mordants will color beautiful shades of brown und yellow.—New York Ledger. TIIE CIRCUIT RIDER. ITINERANT PREACHERS OF PIO NEER DAYS. Ifbw Spiritual Wants of the First Set tlers Were Supplied—Labors of Karly Preachers Their Miserable Pay— Hardships Kudu red. Parson and People. Among the inuny peculiar characters developed in the early days of our na tional history not tho least singular was the traveling preacher, who min istered to the spiritual wants of tho settlers In the backwoods. lie was a natural product of the times in which he lived and of tho country in which his l<t was cast lie was In the most emphatic sense of the word one of tho people himself, for, in all probability, he had been born and reared in the im mediate neighborhood of his "circuit" nine-tenths of his auditors knew him from his boyhood, and his father and the rest of Ids family, and were pre pared to give his pedigree back to tho time when the family made its appear anco in this country. Earlier than this few knew even their own family his tory, and nobody cared, for it was a well-established social principle in the early days of the colonies that nobody had a father until lie came to America, and when lie was here he was as good as anybody, if not a little better. The traveling preacher, or circuit rider, as be was generally called, was a man thoroughly and conscientiously devoted to his calling. He always believed him self to he "called" to tho work of the ministry, and, having this conviction, gave up everything else for its sake. His worldly belongings, barring the wife and children, that aiways lived somewhere within the hounds of his circuit, were generally limited to what lie could carry in his saddle-bags, and these usually contained a change of linen, a Bible, a hymn book, in those days called a "hluie book," and some times a lunch of chicken and corn bread, put up by a kindly sister at the last preaching place, lie had a horse, generally a good horse, for no other kind could stand the hardships of the journeys he had to make, and for his living lie trusted to Providence and the people of the various "appointments" along his route. And, as a rule, he was as well cared for as the means of the PERFORMS A PLEASING DUTY. people permitted, for every family counted it an honor to have the preach er stay with them, and as he was usu nlly the bearer of news from one neigh borhood to another, he was always a w tlcome guest. Ills circuit was planned, partly by himself, partly by his ecclesiastical superiors, who laid out the general ground and expected him to add to the number of appointments or preach ing places as tlie membership increased und the work broadened. Two preach ers, a senior and a junior, were usually assigned to each circuit, and the ap pointments for tho two were arranged in such away that the people of each station had preaching every other week, at least, or sometimes every week. The labors of these self-sacriflclng men were by no means, however, couliued to Sunday. They preached every day, sometimes twice a day, reaching one station at I) or 10 in the morning, hold ing service, dining with some brother ! who lived near by, in the afternoon, j riding on to another station, where an ; evening service was to be held, and re peating this round week after week, month after mouth, during the year until "conference" came, when the ap pointments were changed and the preachers went to new llelds. Twenty or thirty sermons every four weeks were the usual work, together with 200 or .'SOO miles of the hardest kind of trav el. Of roads there were few, the trav eler being compelled to rely on bridle paths through the forest, and often on mere tracks aided by "blazes" on the trees, or pieces of bark chopped out, leaving a white place underneath, which could be seen at a considerable distance and materially aided the pro gress of the wayfarer. When dark ness overtook the preacher on his Jour ney, and lie could no longer discern the "blazes" on the tres, be trusted to the Instinct of his horse, and when this fail ed, as it sometimes, though rarely, did, lie was compelled to pass the night in the woods. If he bad flint and steel he made a lire; if not, he sat down at the root of a tree and held his horse until morning. In rainy weather he was often compelled to swim the swollen streams that lay in liis route, or make long detours in search of a place wliero the streaih could be forded. Yet all these hardships, and more, including sleeping in lofts where the snow drift ed In, in rooms where four beds were placed and the family all slept in the only room the cabin afforded, and the annoyance of having absolutely no pri vacy but that of the forest during his journey from one appointment to an other, were cheerfully endured, and for j no compensation save the conscious- | ness of duty well done, and the pittance that the people were able to give in re \ turn for the services rendered them. J Money in those times were scarce, and many an old preacher has been heard to tell how in the early days of his min istry he received but $25 or SSO from ills people ror a years tiara work. But this sum illd not really represent all they (lid for him, for his entertainment was free wherever he went, and a pair of stockings here, a pair of shoes there, a wool hat or fur cap from one, a coat from another and a pair of jeans trous ers from a third, eked out his scnnty support very materially. Nor was tills all, for on his "homo round"—that is, when on that part of his circuit that brought him toward home—iie might ho seen with a ham or llitch of bacon on one side of his saddle, a pair of chick ens or a wild turkey on the other, and, it may be a liauneh of venison or a bag of corn in front, ail the contributions of those who gave willingly of what they had to give nt all. These, with an occasional wedding fee, a sum varying from 25c to sl, paid by a youth in his tlrst suit of 111-fitting store clothes, constituted ills principal reliance for a livelihood, ills wife did her own work, and lier neighbors brought in supplies from time to time to help out the preacher, so, on the whole, lie lived übotit as well as they, and. what was better, was fully content with what lie had, and cheerfully sang: "No foot of land do I possess, No cottage in tills wilderness." The "meeting houses" where ho preached were as plain as the people and the fare. In Kentucky, Tennessee, and tile Southern States generally, the first "meeting houses" were of logs, and in a style of architecture that closely approximated that of the settlers' cabins. Where there were school houses these were used for religious purposes, but where there were none the cabins of the settlers were em ployed, and almost anyone, whether lie was a member of the particular (lis nomination to which the circuit rider belonged or not, was generally willing to open ills house for preaching. Whore regular houses were built for service, however, the neighborhood was under stood to have advanced considerably on tlie road to refinement. "Quarterly meeting" at one of these wayside log sanctuaries was a great occasion. The presiding elder was always there, '.vitli as many of the brethren as could he mustered. I.oug before the appointed hour for the service the roads were full of primitive vehicles on the way to the meeting house. Antiquated wagons, a man and his wife on the front seat, two or three wooden chairs Just behind for Invited guests, and the balance of the load made up of children packed in straw, were common, but more fre queent were the riders on liorsebnck. They came in twos and threes, men and women, with children in front and be hind, and on arriving at the grove in w hick the church was situated they tied the horses, not always far enough apart to prevent an equine dispute, scattered ear-corn on the ground in front of them to be about equally di vided between the steeds and the strol ling pigs that always Infested the neighborhood on such occasions, and men and women separated into groups. Down at the always convenient spring the former gathered, the elders to smoke their pipes and talk crops, their juniors to discuss politics. In and about the church the old women talked butter and eggs, or discussed the attire of the one "worldly" girl sure to be found in every neighborhood, while their daughters sat silent, for it was a favorite maxim in those days that young girls and children should be seen and not heard. A stir in the little crowd about the door told of the arrival of the elder and his brother circuit riders, for the elder was just us much a circuit rider as the rest, except that his circuit was bigger, and a few of the nearest filed into the church, whither the preachers had preceded them. The brethren said their prayers, took their seats, conferred among themselves In loud whispers as to the order of service, and then some ono struck up a famil iar hymn. All Joined lustily, and the sound thereof, wafted out of the open windows and down the hill to the spring, notified the brethren there that "inect'.n' had begun," and Induced nu instant suspension of crop talk and a stampede in the direction of the meet ing house. Ity the time the hymn was ended the house was filled and the reg ular service of the day began. There was preaching in abundance, for preaching was the main feature of the exercises. The preachiug would hardly be acceptable in a SIOO,OOO church nowadays, for it often happened that grammar and rhetoric were con spicuous by their absence, but there was always enthusiasm in any quan tity, and also plenty of Scripture. The old preachers of those days did not know much about the graces of oratory, but they did know all about the Bible, for it was the one book that they con stantly read, and that they were thor oughly conversant with from cover to cover. A proposition was stnrted, and Bible texts in confirmation of it were cited; if it could be proved from the Bible, well and good; if not, no matter what it was. or who stated it, it was rank Infidelity, and the proposer was an infidel. The nice distinctions of the higher criticism were unknown quanti ties; the preachers of those days knew nothing of the .Tavist, und the Eloblst. Where the apostle affirmed "Wives, sub mit to your husbands," they said that it meant that the women should mind, and not cherish any ideas about being equal to the man and voting. They hat ed gold chains and rings and silk dresses and boiled shirts and cards and fiddles and whisky, and all these things were, in their sight, almost equally abominable. A man with spot less linen was to them a dandy; a wom an with gold chains and jewelry was on the right road to perdition. Some of them preached against these things and denounced unsparingly all who favored them. Cards and fiddles were their pet aversion, and when,.as some times happened, a mischievous person went to a "protracted meeting" or a camp meeting with a fiddle or a Jug of wldsky or pack of cards, the preachers were sometimes known to knock down and drag out the offender with as much energy as would bo shown by any shoulder-hitting son of Belial in the country. Their meetings did not lack for vl encity from other causes. In those Jays no man stirred abroad without ids gun and his dog, and a concourse of people was the occasion also for a concourse of dogs. Generally curs of low degree, they had neither patience nor pedigree, and dog fights at meeting were matters of by no means infre quent occurrence. When they took place outside, the curs were generally left to settle their dispute among them selves, unless it became too noisy, but when tills occurred some man seated uear the door and armed with a good sized whip, quietly slipped out to act us umpire, and a moment later a series of yelps, followed by silence, gave in illcatlou that the war was over. More of an incident were they when they took place within the limits of the con gregation, for every other exercise was at once suspended until the belligerents could he parted. The brethren united their forces, however, and by kicking one and half-strangling the other, gen erally accomplished the desired end in a few moments. When the church had a fioor raised a few feet from the ground, the space beneath was not in frequently used by vagrant swine as a place of temporary abode, and when, as sometimes happened, the dogs took into their heads the notion that the hogs were trespassers and ought to be evict ed, the trouble was more serious from the difficulty of reaching the battle field, a difficulty that was finally sur mounted by sending In a boy with n cowhide to eject both (logs and pigs. Such trilles as crying babies were never noticed in a congregation of this kind; crying was popularly supposed to lie good for the lungs of the infant, and the mother let it cry, with such efforts to soothe it as occurred to her on the spur of the moment, or were suggested by Interested friends. To tlio people of tlie present time with their t?r>00,000 churches Itnil SO,OOO preachers, with organ and choir anil Sunday-school appointments of the most elegant description, such services stem farcical and lacking in proper reverence. Hut it should not be forgot ten that nil these things are merely comparative, and that to the people of the latter part of the eighteenth and the early years of the nineteenth ceil tury, the religious elegances of the present would have seemed just as In appropriate. The preachers and the singing were to their taste. To them •he eloquence of a Talmage and the mu sic of a Ilandel would have been only words and noise. They could under stand their preacher, and could slug their "himes," and were satlslled with both. To them separate hymn books would have been a superfluity, for many of them could not rend, and one hymn book, held by the preacher, who "lined" the hymn, that Is, gave out two lines of the liyinn at a time for the peo ple to sing, was enough for the whole congregation. The old preachers have mostly passed I away, but the results of their works are seen in the thousands of churches that everywhere dot the country dis tricts, many of them on the Identical spots where the log cabins once stood that were sanctified by the presenco and labors of the early circuit riders. And the system still continues, and some readers may be surprised to learn that many thousands of country peo ple In the North, West uud South have , now no other religious services than ¥ those conducted by the circuit riders. The times have changed for these, too, and now they wear broadcloth and ride In buggies instead of on horseback, to their appointments. Their churches are of boards, or even of brick, and have choirs and cabinet orgnus, and the women wear feathers in their hats, and the men polish their boots, and the girls have ear-rings and finger rings and beaux, but the principles are the same, and the system is almost Iden tical with that known to our grand fathers. IT MEANT THE SAME THING. The Old Complolnt Quite the Smile, liven When Given to Jiostoncsc. The man had groaned so often and coughed so hard that every one In the car was Interested, says the Detroit Free Tress, and one sympathetic passenger Inquired: "Got the grip?" "No; bronchitis." "Bron which?" "Bronchitis." "Oh!" There was a spelt of silence. The sufferer was from Boston. That was evident, because he emphasized the "i" in bronchitis in away that left no doubt. No one among tliu pas sengers dared to tackle the complaint until a series of deeper groans and coughs aroused them to a sense of their duty. "I've had browncreeters myself, but I s'pose them Is different," said tho man with the carpetbag. "Had 'em bad, but I took yarb tea for mine and it cured me all-Bred quick." "Brongetus ain't a circumstance to reuniatiz," began another man, but he was interrupted. "Are you talking about bronkcotus? , If It's anything like what I had when ¥ I was—-" "Try mustard Inside," suggested an other. "I've had bronchentus till you couldn't rest, and it always cured me." " 'Tan't our kind of broncliotus tho gentleman's got at all, is it, pard?" "No," said the Boston man, wearily, as he closed his eyes and wished he was dead. "There, I told you so, didn't I ? Boor man. There ain't 110 help for bron kytus 011 this yearth." And the sym pathetic passenger wound up his watch to hide Ids feelings. A modern philosopher remarks upon It as a wise provision of nature that a man can neither pat himself on the back nor kick himself.