Natural Htstorj Item.
Gardening ants collect pieces of
vegetable and pile them up to rot in
the dark interior of their nests until
the rubbish Is covered with a growth
of fungus on which the ants feed.
MR. ULDBOIE—I am a self-made
man, sir. I began life as a barefoot
boy. Kennard—lndeed. Well, I
wasn't born with shoes on. either-^
Deafnem Cannot bo Cored
br local applications as they can not roach the
diseased iiortlon of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure Doafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deaf nea is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Kustaohian Tube. When this tube gets in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or Imper
fect hearing, and when it is entirely cloned
Deafness is the result, and unless the Inflam
mation can be taken out and this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing will bo
destroyed forever; nine cases out ten aro
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an In
flamed condition of the muoous surfaces.
We will give Ono Hundred Dollars for any
case of lit afness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
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JWSold by Druggists, 750.
The sweet potato was brought into England
in 1563.
A Child EnJojrs
The pleasAnt flavor, gentlo action and soothing
effects of Syrup of Figs, when in need of a lax
ative, and If the father or mother lo costive of
bilious, the most gratifying results follow its
oee; so that It Is tho best family remedy know*
and every family should have a bottle.
Alexander tho Great, when on a campaign,
ate the rations of a common soldier.
Dr. Kilmer's BWAMP-IIOOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
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Bowie, tho poet said there was nothing
more delicious than a haunch of venison.
Karl's Clover Root, the great blood purifier,
gives freshness and clearness to the complex
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Waco, Tex., has a cotton palace.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
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Brltnin's flags float on 6,735 ships.
We have not been without Plso's Cure for
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A professional nurse, well known iu Mas
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BARAII J. CUAI'MAN, Brewster, Mass.
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THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE,
FUNNY MEN OP THE PRESS.
Action—Knjoyed the Game—A True
Tragedy—What Starts It—Willing
to Accommodate, Etc., Ete.
"All things will come to him who watts
But hero's a rule that's slicker
The man who goes for what ha wants
Will get thorn all the quicker.
—Judge.
HABIT.
"There's a bonnet," said the editor's
wife, "that is a perfect poem."
"Yes," he replied, absent mindedly;
"but we never pay for poetry."—
Washington Star.
WILLINO TO ACCOMMODATE.
Tramp—"Can you lot me have a
pair of old shoes?"
Lady of the House—"No; but wait
till I call ray husband. I think he
can let you have a now boot."—De
troit Free Press.
A TRUE TRAGEDY.
Friend—"Did you suffer mnch
when you took langhing gas and had
your tooth out?"
"Meroy, yes; when I came to I
found my hat wasn't on straight."—
Chicago Record.
WHAT STARTS IT.
"Mrs. Goodsense is going to start a
dress-reform movement here. What
do you think of it?"
"Mercy 1 I had never noticed that
her tlguro was so had as all that."—
Washington Star.
A WASTE OF ENERGY.
Higbeo—"There is a man who
wastes his eloquence on the desert
air."
Bobbins—"Who is he?"
Higbee— "An after-dinner speaker,"
—Philadelphia Life.
SHOULD nAVK DONE IT BEFORE.
Haverly—"What do you think of a
man's marrying his mother-in-law
after his wife's death?"
Außten—"He ought to have married
her in tho start; then he wouldn't
have had any to marry."—Puck.
LIKED THE SOUND.
Fiunicus—"l cannot understand
what satisfaction it can be for Mrs.
Gableigh to talk as she does to that
deaf old Waxtou. He can't hear a
word she says."
Witticus—"No; but she can."—
Puck.
ENJOYED THE GAME.
Brush (to man sitting next to him
at football game)—"Do you onjoy
football?"
Man—"Yes."
Brush—"Are you a player?"
Man—"No, I am a surgeon."—
Truth.
ONE CONSOLATION.
Phyllis—"lf you continuo to be a
rolling stone, Gordon, rou will never
amount to anything."
Gordon—"There is one groat ad
vantage of being a rolling stone ; you
don't get picked up for a flat."—Phil
adelphia Life.
STUCK.
Tho beautiful girl from Cincinnati
sat with cienctcd teeth.
"My dear," said her mother, "you
surprise ino. Don't you kuow yon
should never—" (sho lifted up her
bauds in horror) "eat more than four
caramels at once?"— Life.
WELL EARNED.
"What was the first money you ever
earned, Hicks?"
"Money I didn't get," said Hicks.
"My mother cut off my curls when I
Was a small boy and wore 'em herself.
I must have saved her thirty or forty
dollars."—Harper's Bazar.
WOULD STOOP TO CONQUER.
"No, George," she said, "I can
never he yours."
"Then I am rejected," ho moaned.
"No, dearest, not that; but I am a
woman's suffragist, and caunot he any
man's. You, however, may bo mine
if you will."—Harper's Bazar.
A CONSOLATIONIST.
Mr. Softie—"Oh, I say, Miss Kitty,
your friend says I am a gibbering
idiot; isn't that cruel?"
Miss Kitty—"Too bad, too bad.
She should have thought before she
spoke. She knows the truth is not at
all times pleasant,"—Detroit Free
Presß.
AMENITIES.
Mrs. Cheltenham—"l suppose you
aro very much gratified to think your
youngeßt daughter is going to be mar
ried."
Mrs. Witherby—"Yes, indeed; and
I am simply delighted to think that
your oldest can act as one of the
bridesmaids."—Detroit Free Preßs.
IN A BARDEROUS LAND.
The torturer stood over him men
acingly, the glittering blade bared.
"Perhaps if I plead with him he will
spare me," was the victim's thought.
But terror kept him silent, while the
barber anointed him with bay rum,
hair tonic, lavender water, vasolino,
pomatum and brilliantine.
However, there was a Turkish bath
in the next block.—Pack.
AN ANTI-CHICKEN REMEDY.
"Are you still troubled by your
neighbor's chickens?" asked one man
of another.
"Not a bit," was the answer. "They
are kept shut up now."
"How did you manage it?"
"Why, every night I put a lot of
eggs in the grass under the grapevine,
and every morning, when my neigh
bor was looking, I went out and
brought them in."—Troy News.
A REAL JOKE.
Ribbon-counter—"Miss Dumbelle
made a weal joke tc-day."
Spool-silk—"What was that?"
Ribbon-counter—"Why, you know
she is a gweat admiawoh of foot-ball
playaks ; so when she got seventy-five
cent's worth of ribbon and received
her change of a dollar, sho exclaimed:
'Thank goodness, the dweam is wea
lized! I have a quarter-back.'"—
Judge.
RETROGRESSION.
A largo company was gathered at
the table d'hoto as is usual in the
modern romance.
The large lady has just troubled tho
bald gentleman for the vinegar.
"No," she was saying, "woman will
not go backward."
"Except when she gets off a street
car," observed tho cynic, who had
been hitherto silent.
Tho youth with tho blond mous
tache got choked with his soup, but
said nothing.—Detroit Tribune.
SHOT THE WRONG BIRD.
The other day a gentleman entered
a restaurant and ordered a chicken.
The chicken was evidently tough, for,
when the waiter came in, ho beheld
the gentleman with his coat off and in
a great state ol perspiration.
"Waiter," ho said, "this chicken is
very tough."
"Very sorry, sir, but you see, tha
chicken always was a very peculiar
bird. Why when we came to kill it,
we couldn't catch it, so at last wo had
to shoot. It flew on the housetop,
and—"
"Then you must liavo shot the
weathercock by mistake."—lndianap
olis Sentinel.
INFALLIBLE TEST.
"Alfred, where have you been?'
sharply asked Mrs. llilliwiuk, putting
her nightcapped head out of an upper
window.
"Been down to Battery D," an
swered Mr. Billiwink on the porch be
low, speaking slowly and with care.
"Just so. What's going on at Bat
tery D?"
"Why—why, you kuow, m'dear?"
"Yes; I know. What's going on at
Battery D?"
"Th*—th' same thing, y' know, that
th' was—"
"What's going on at Battery D?"
"The Poor Feud Exp-sish—l mean,
the Fure Pude—no, the Pood Fure
Expo—"
"I knew it," exclaimed Mrs. Billi
wink, drawing her Lead in again.
"You can go out to the woodshed and
sleep it off."—Chicago Tribune.
SHE NEVER CAME BACK.
It was in 1994. The women voted
and the millennium was in sight.
Phyllis had gone to the polls early and
deposited her ballot; but along about
mid-day she hoard something about
her candidate that she did not like, so
back she posted to vote again.
"But you have voted once," said
tho inspector.
"I know it," said Phyllis, "but 1
voted wrong."
"It is too late to change."
"What!" cried Phyllis. "Is it ovei
too late for a woman to change her
mind?"
"It is in voting," said the inspector.
"Then," she cried, angrily, "I'll
have nothing more to do with the hor
rid business—so there! That prin
ciple is utterly opposed to one of wo
man's most cherished rights," and she
flounced out and never came back.
—Harper's Bazar.
OF SOME USE.
"Depend upon it, children," said
the benignant old gentleman, who was
addressing the Sunday-school, "we
were fashioned by a wiser power than
ourselves. There was no mistake made
in putting us together. If our hands
were placed where our feot are, and
our feet where our hands are, how
could we get along? It would *be ex
ceedingly awkward, children; exceed
ingly awkward. I stretch my hand
out this way. I move my fingers like
this, Now, what is this an evidence
of, children?"
There was no reply, and after wait
ing a moment the speaker answered
the question himself.
"It is an evidence of design. Don't
forget that, children, he continued,
impressively. "It is an evidence of
design. Suppose, for instance, my
eye, instead of having lids and lashes,
had leg 6. Suppose my oye had legs.
How could I use them?"
"You could use them in running
your eye over the congregation,
couldn't you?" replied a deeply inter
ested little bay near the door.—Chi
cago Tribune.
Antitoxino Cures Diphtheria.
The officials of the Cincinnati Hos
pital aro pleased with the fact that the
first test made in the United States of
antitoxine, the new diphtheria cure,
was tried in their institution. Bertha
Cohen, with a temperature of 103,
had one-half ounce antitoxine injected
in the pectoral region above the
breast. In a few moments her tem
perature rose to 105, but soon after
dropped to normal form. The ulcera
tions in the throat disappeared iu
thirty-six hours, and the child was
ready to bo sent home.—New York
Press.
Tho Heaviest Moonshiner.
The heaviest moonshiner in the
world is Mrs. Mullins, of Hancock
County, Tennessee. She weighs 600
pounds, and though the revenue of
ficers have a clear case against her,
they find it impossible to get her out
of hoy cabin.—New York Tribune.
QUEER THINGS FOR SALE.
NOVEL PURCHASES THAT MAY BE
MADE IN NEW YORK.
Tlmn and Water Arc Dully Bought—
People Who hell Their Bodies-
Autographs of Famous People.
IN New York, as in other great
cities, where the fight for life is
the fiercest, thero is a price for
everything—even, under certain
conditions, for the very air wo
breathe. Fathor Time himself is ou
sale. The Western Union Telegraph
Company has desks in the Naval Ob
servatory in Washington. Four min
utes before noon the wires of the sys
tem all over the United States aro
cleared of business, and the instant
tho sun passes the seventy-fifth mer
idian electricity carries tho news to
every city. The time-ball falls in
Now York at noon, in Chicago at 11
a. m., in Omaha at 10 a. m. and in
San Francisco at 9 a. m., in simultan
eous obedience to that single click
from tho instrument at Washington.
In all the large cities tho Western
Union has supplied business houses,
bank and offices with olectrio clocks,
that respond immediately to the daily
mandate. Each of those rent for 810
per year, and in New York alone over
8000 have been put up. Last year's
revenue to the telegraph company
from the salo of timo approximated
$1,500,000.
Water is sold regularly to tho ships
in the harbor and the "water boats,"
with big tanks on board, are familiar
objects to all yachtsmen. Brooklyn
ites will recall tho discomfit, incident
to the breaking of a big main not long
since and the people of Newark can
not forget the annoyance and cost of
their experience three years ago. The
supply from the Passaic was like mud
soup and, for the time being, tho
owners of an artesian well in the
Oranges did a large trade in water.
The householders of Roseville, and
those even further downtown,watched
for the morning water carts more
eagerly than ever a milkman was
awaited, and saw a sufficient quantity
for the day provided befoie taking
train for New York.
Ordinarily there is no sale for air,
but, like water, when a man wants it
he wants it "mighty bad." This for n
while was the case at Libby Prison,
where, before tho prisouers organized
a sort of government of their own, i*
was customary for the stronger men
to get as near the windows as they
dared and then sell their places to
weaker comrades who were gasping
for breath. Fire, of course, in the
form of various combustibles is a rec
ognized commodity.
One frequently hears of those who
suffer from strange and incurable dis
eases and who make comfortable tlioir
last days by selling their bodies to the
surgeons for dissection.
Reduced gentlewomen often derive
revenuo by chaperoning and intro
ducing to good society the daughters
of tho newly rich. Invitations to se
lect balls occasionally represents a
largo outlay, and it probably costs as
much to get into tho swell set as it
docs to gain a seat in Congress. The
social aspirant makes "presents,'"
whilo tho political is "assessed."
Relics, sucred, profane and ghastly,
have their price. Autographs of fa
mous people are always in demand,
and a bit of the rope with which 11
murderer has been hangod is valued
by gamblers and tho supers f itious. In
Paris it is customary, once a year, to
sell at auction the personal effects of
those who have been executed, and
this always attracts a largo crowd of
purchasers. Locks of hair from the
heads of noted beautieß or celebrated
men are marketable.
Charms, including, of course, the
rabbit's foot, bring revenue to their
cunning devisors, and astrologers and
fortune-tellers have a clientele re
spectable in numbers. Lucky stones
and mad-stones are prized by those
who believe in their virtues.
Consumptives often pay for the
privilege of drinking fresh blood us it
pours from the necks of butchered
animals at tho slaughter houses, hop
ing that the sanguine draught may
stay tho ravages of disease. Tho big
hotels in New York and elsewhere de
rive some income from tho sale of un
spoiled scraps of food to tho keepers
of cheap restaurants, and thus tho
latter are able to serve their patrons
with large bowls of stew at a maxi
mum price of ten cents.
On tho east side of this city several
people eke out a scanty living by
writing letters for tho illiterate. Even
tho four-leaved clover may bo turned
into coin. A big business is done in
selling electricity and steam power,
while many a man in New York is
paying a high price for sunlight. A
"view" adds materially to the value
of a house.—New York World.
Effects ot Electric Lights on Foliage.
In tho larger cities, where shade
trees are few and scattering, electric
lightß seem to have no visible effect
upon their foliage. In tho towns and
villages, however, many of which have
their electrio light systems, tho effect
is very noticeable, the leaves appear
ing as though they had been subjected
to the blighting breath of a harmat
tan. The question was recently dis
cussed at a meeting of tho Eastern
aboricnlturists, tho conclusion being
that trees need darkness in order that
they may sleep, and that being con
tinually kept awake and active thoy
have been worn out, and made pre
maturely old by the action of the
light. That this is probably the cor
rect solution of the mystery of thu
drooping leaves may be judged from
the fact that similar trees in the
neighborhood of those affected (though
not exposed to the illumination) still
retain their color and seem bright and
strong. —Chicago Herald.
The ingenious housewife will devise
some sort of boot cupboard to store
tlio family footwear.
Miss Frances Willard, President of
the W. C. T. U. t thinks that women
have more backbone than men.
McAllister's daughter started the
fashion nt Newport, R. 1., of riding a
bicycle followed by a groom on a
wheel.
Cleopatra was of Greek descent, not
Egyptian, and, it is alloged, had tho
red-gold hair so popular with the
Hellenic poets.
In Paris, tho mothers keep their
children indoors, and, as Dickens has
noted in his "Tale of Two Cities,"
themselves sit out in tho open air.
"Jennio June" says: "I am a
woman. I love women. I live to
help womeu, and I am always ready
to assist in any work that benefits
women."
A novelty in jewelry is a pin in the
form of a pitcher of gold, the base
being formed of one large pearl and
tho lip and handle encrusted with
diamonds.
Heart-shaped purses of red leather
are a new conceit across the Atlantic.
They are very diminutive, and have
the owner's monogram in silver placed
on one side.
Ono of tho great manufactories of
household furniture in Grand Rapids,
Mich., employs a woman as chiof de
signer of artistic furniture, and payg
her a handsome salary.
There are now ten residents in the
university women's settlement in
Southwark, London. An adjoining
houso has been takon to provide better
accommodation for the workers.
There is a greater latitude for in
dividual opinion in tho matter of
bangs than at any time heretofore
and every woman is practically per
mitted to work out her own salva
tion.
Miss Elizabeth Polhomus, a bright
California woman, about twenty years
of age, is qualifying herself as a pilot
of ocean vessels entering the harbor
of San Diego. In eight months she
expects to pass the required examina
tion.
Cobalt and powder blue are fa
vorite shades. A warm pelisse for a
girl of twelve is of frieze cloth in a
deep powder-blue shade, with a trim
ming of black braid and a waistband
of black satin, forming a sash at one
side.
A Chicago woman who is engaged
in carrying on a successful and paying
laundry makes a specialty of doing
fiuo table-linen in the best manner.
Sho provides a place where the women
aud girls that she employs can got
themselves a warm lunch, if they wish
it, and sends them to their homes each
day at 5.30 o'clock.
A New Jersey woman has patented
an improvement in safety envelopes.
Her plan is to stamp upon the gum on
tho flap a figure of any shape with a
fluid which, having once been dried,
will run on tho application of mois
ture. It is thus mado possible for the
recipient to ascertain whether the en
velope has been tamporcd with or not.
Mrs. Levi P. Morton, who was Miss
Street, inherited a large fortune from
her father. Sho is a fine musician
and an accomplished linguist as well
as being a beautiful woman with
charming manners. Her flock of
young daughters are equally interest
ing, and promise to bo ornaments to
society when they are "brought out."
If a pointed bodice is worn the
skirt is fitted to rest above it, with a
smooth or folded bias bolt of the goods
or trimming fastened permanently to
tho top. It fastens at the back under
a short, square bow, without ends.
Ono of tho latest fads is to use a jet,
steel, silver or paste buckle in every
bow 011 a gown, bo it of ribbon or tho
material.
Mme. Couvreur, who has just suc
ceeded her late husband as tho Lon
don Times representative in the Bel
gian capital, is best known to tho
public as "Tasma," tho novelist. Of
Dutch family, she was born in High
gato and was brought up in Tasmania
—hence her nom do plume. She first
made her name in Europe as a lec
turer on emigration in the principal
towns of France.
Sirs. Georgo Gregory is a very
handsome brunette who ridos a bi
cycle. Ou the road aho weara a very
becoming cycling auit of grny cloth,
the akirt rcnchiug to tho shoo tope,
over which nro grey aucdo logginga.
Thu jacket ia blazer in effect and opena
over a white ailk ahirt waiat. A styl
iah alpine hat of gray and whito atraw
has a stiff whito feather stuck coquet
tiahly in the side.
Eccontrio no doubt, but a woman
with nu extraordinary amount of sym
pathy for thoao who arc suffering
around hor ia tho French Duchess
D'Uzes, tho wealthiest woman in
France, who every Friday puts on the
ordinary dreaa of a nurse and visits a
certain cancer hospital, whoro she
tnkea tho placo of one of tho | regular
attendants all day, putting herself en
tirely under tho directiou of tho sup
erintendents.
An American who met Sarnh Grand
at an author's club recoption in Lon
don says that tho famous misanthropic
lady held a little court of her own dur
ing tho evening, and it was composed
almost entirely of tho despised sex.
Mmo. Grand was dressed in black,
which set off to advantage her "lovoly
white skin, almost lily fair," contrast
ing strongly with her dark hair and
brows. Her nose had a curious pink
uess of tint to it.
flow It Nlajr Ilnppeu.
"Jeminy crickets, she's got the rickets,"
whispered ono beau to another In the com
pany of n very pretty girl. Truly she was
very boautiful, but thoro was a twitching
about the nerves of the face which showed
suffering. "No." said the other, "It's neu
ralgia and she's a martyr to It." Bt. Jacobs
Oil was suggeeted as the world-n*uownei
cure tor It. Did she try It? Yes, au I was
cured by it and —married "one of the fel
lows" afterwards. Tho use of tho great
remedy for pain will not bring about a mar
riage, but In Its cure of pulu it will bring
about conditions of health to make life more
enjoyable. No man or woman ought to
marry who is u sufferer from chronic paint
Wo should not wed woo to wiu only wretoh
eJness.
The manufactured products of Groat
Britain amount to about ?4,100,000.000 a
year.
The Rothchllds are worth $2,000,000,000.
A Itrlght Eye
is a sign of good health and if the stomach la
not In the best of conditions the eyes will show
it. Ripans Tubules will make tho stomach
right ami keep the eyes bright and clear.
HlfTerent Then.
India rubber used for erasing
pencil marks was known In England
as early as 1770. A cube of it half
an Inch sauare cost 3 shillings.
THE BUSINESS MAN'S LUNCH.
Hard Work and Indigestion go
Hand in Hand.
Concentrated thought, continued in, robs
the stomach of necessary blood, and this is
also true of hard physical labor.
When a five horse-power engine is made
to do ten horse-power work something is
going to break. Very often the bard
worked man coming from the field or the
office will "bolt" his food in a few min
utes which will take hours to digest. Then
too, many foods are about as useful in the
stomach as a keg of nails would be in a
fire under a boiler. The ill-used stomach
refuses to do its work without the proper
stimulus which it gets from the blood and
nerves. The nerves are weak and " ready
to break," because they do not get the
nourishment they require from the blood,
finally the ill-used brain is morbidly wide
awake when the overworked man at
tempts to find rest in bed.
The application of common sense in the
treatment of the stomach and the whole
system brings to the busy man the full en
joyment of life and healthy digestion when
he takes I)r. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to
relieve a bilious stomach or after a too
hearty meal, and Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery to purify, enrich and
vitalize the blood. The " Pellets " are tiny
sugar-coated pills made of highly concen
trated vegetable ingredients which relieve
the stomach of all offending matters easily
and thoroughly. They need only be taken
for a short time to cure the biliousness,
constipation and sloth fulness, or torpor, of
the liver; then the "Medical Discovery"
should he taken in teaspoonful doses to in
crease the blood and enrich it. It lias a
peculiar effect upon the lining membranes
of the stomach and bowels, toning up and
strengthening them for all time. The
whole system feels the effect of the pure
blood coursing through the body and the
nerves are vitalized and strengthened, not
deadened, or put to sleep, as the so-called
celery compounds and nerve mixtures do
—•but refreshed and fed on the food they
need for health. If you suffer from indi
gestion, dyspepsia, nervousness, and any
of the ills which come from impure blood
and disordered stomach, you can cure
yourself with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery which can be obtained at any
drug store in the coutitrr.
PKUSO 'O4
BEECHAM'S PILLS
(Vegetable)
What They Are For
Biliousness indigestion sallow skin
dyspepsia bad taste in the mouth pimples
sick headache foul breath torpid liver
bilious headache loss of appetite depression of spirits
when these conditions are caused by constipation ; and con
stipation is the most frequent cause of all of them.
One of the most important things for everybody to
learn is that constipation causes more than half the sick
ness in the world; and it can all be prevented. Go by
the book.
Write to R. F. Allen Company, 365 Canal street, New
Vork, for the little book on CONSTIPATION (its causes con
sequences and correction); sent free. If you are not within
reach of a druggist, the pills will be sent by mail, 25 cents.
"He that Works Easily Works Successfully." 'Tis very
Easy to Clean House With
SAPOLIQ
I Weak fWothers *
9 and all women wlio are nursing babies, derivo almost incon- i
9 ceivablc benefits from the nourishing properties of ■
! Scott's Emulsion j
A This is the most nourishing food known to science. It en- {
9 riches the mother's milk and gives hor strength. It also ■
i makes babies fat and gives more nourishment to growing 9
children than all tho rest of tho food they eat. 9
Scott's Emulsion has been prescribed by physicians for V
twenty years for Rickets, Marasmus, Wasting Diseases of Children, V
Coughs, Ooldß, Weak Lungs, Emaciation and Consumption. 9
Send for pamphlet on Scott's Emulsion. FREE. \
T Scott & Bowne, N. Y. All Druggists. 50 cents and SI. f
The Greatest Hedical Discovery
of the Age.
KENNEDY'S
Medical Discovery.
DONALD KENNEDY, of ROXBURY, MASS.
Got this Letter day before yesterday.
Pnin Yan, X. Y., Xov. 28,1894.
Your Discovery has lone so much for
me I am only 100 ijlad to tell everybody
about my case.
When I beyan taking it, one year ago
last July, 1 had D YSTEPS!A in its
worst form. I teas constipated, so much
so as to always use injections, and I had
a constant PAIX in my STOMACH
| and LEFT SIDE. My knees were stiff",
and I could not sit down on a stool or
I get down to fix anything on the floor.
j Hut now I can sit. or get down on my
knees, or do anything in my garden. /
feel like a new person. Yon must know
| 1 was discouraged, as I have lost two
sisters and an older brother with
STOM. ICU Tit O UDL E. But I truly
believe if they had known of your
remedies they would be well, as 1 am.
You can fix up my letter to suit yourself,
only do publish it, that women may
know what the Discovery has done for
me. Yours truly,
Mrs. MAI? Y C. A YJiES.
Send a postal card for l)r. Kennedy's Hook.
Well People
do not ueed medicine.
Certainly not. But
sometimes they have
a headache or feel
bilious—perhaps a
little dizzy. This is
the
Warning.
Eipans babules, talc
en at such times, will
keep people well.
EASTMAN •/>
Kajtional Bnslness Col-/
legeand Shorthand &
SCHOOL ofTordj
il ea work /'yk*/ Ingand Uusiueaf
Bot hi> jTik. /Customs, Short
Bos! tlo ▼/ hnnd on<l
?"'•> '° r FMKNT l "a
/ EL\-/ OAINFS, I'rr.lilPCr, 311 w..h
/ Inyton St., I'oughkecpeip, N. Y.
//J EASTMAN
Best ( oufth Syrup. Tantes Good. Use IJI
in tiuia Sold by druggists. 6pH