HOW CHILDREN QUARREL. The llama of Urug a. Overheard la Ple beian Tompkins Square.' On one of the scats four little girls were observed the other day lndulg. Ing In the feminine—masculine, also —propensity for quarreling. Tno most self-assertive of the group was a diminutive damsel whose head was adorned with a hat of monstrous red plumage. Sarcastic comments on her part had evidently irritated her companions: "She's a sassv thing, Sally. I wouldn't speak to her no more," ob served a young miss on the right. The sarcastic damsel sniffed, but said nothing. "Don't let's'sociate with her no more," remarked a second. The three little girls arose, and the third one had her say. "You can just keep away from our party. Mary Raum," she said. "We ain't a-goin' ter look or speak to you no longer." The self-assertive maiden in the monstrous hat gazed contemptuously upon her whilom companions as they marched away. tjhe shrugged her shoulders complacently. "Huh! Dcre is oddors," she observed, with u world of significance in her tones. A short distance away sat two lit tle boys who were comparing notes on family mattera "Us folks has got do biggest fam ily," remarked tho llrst ooe, confi dently. "Hetchcr ain't," returned his com panion. "Yes we has. Dere's me, an' me two brudders, me daddy, me mud der, me aunt, and me uncle. Kin you heat dat?" "I should say," was the response. "We's got seven gals and boys in our family. An' deres free grown-ups." "Well, anyhow, me daddy can buy out your daddy." "Kin he'.' Oh, kin hey Me daddy's a hoss-cai- driver an 1 he owns a big stable wld two hunnered bosses." "iJat ain't nothin," retorted the Imaginative youth. "Me daddy's a janitor an' he owns a house on Kecon' avenoo dat's 11 bo stories high, and wi I a hundred people livin' in it. Bee?"— New York Recorder. Grisly Legislation. Two most extraordinary bills were Introduced in tho Ohio Legislature. 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TO-MORROW J ' Hopeful youth with rosy fnco, Struggling in the mortal race, Never worried, never tired— . Ever by the thought inspired, . That for evory pain wo borrow Comes redemption in the morrow j Snerifloing strength and soul Striving, striving for the goal ' That awaits the life to-morrow, Spurning flowers of to-day For the blossoms' rich array Of to-morrow, of to-morrow. Listless ago with witherod face, Drifting in the mortal race, Worn and helpless, lono and weary, Gazing through the shadows dreary Of the long, long night of sorrow For the sunrise of the morrow j Drifting, drifting to the soa Of eternal mystery, While the world repents "To-morrow." Thus it spoeds the soul from strife, Thus it greets tho new-born life, With "To-morrow," aye, to-morrow. —Clifford Howard. JOIINNY's'pUCHESa v k was not only a h A \L Duchess, but she A, ]?•&. iAA. looked like one, y) of tho best Du M " nrior type. Sl !f was lovel F' ' # n <l graceful, • w 'th the light of I'SSISvSvM-iS %'il youth and health ' I™JIF?IPIW W* U ' LEI E Y° S - Ak His .?™ ee f_ was au invalid his wife was much in evidence, taking exercise on deck, with a long, swing ing stride which was the envy of all the other women on the ship. During the tirst day she was very friendly to her fellow voyagers, but some imper tinent questions vexed her, and alio became glacial. Johnny McQuiston declares that ho felt like kissing tho shiny brass plate on the after stairway, which intro duced him to that armful of loveliness. There was a nice rolling sea on and 6ome breeze, and Johnny had gone to seek a heavy coat and was deokward bound when Her Grace, in descending, slipped on the brass and wont bang! into Johnny's arms. It was no joke to prevent that tall young woman from coming to grief, and Johnny grasped and clinched his teeth hard as he held manfully to therailing with his loft arm and hugged his real live Duchess with his right. She thanked him prettily for his aid, and nodded afl'ubly when she came oil deck a itt\ met him at tho eompanionway dc. or, where he was waiting for nothing in particular if it was not for that nod. The roll con tinued to befriend him, for he had to help her to her chair, aud there, in order to continue some vaguo lands man's comments 011 the voyage, 110 sut down beside her, and in this way tho acquaintance began. It was the manner Johnny sang hymns, however, which cemented the acquaintance, and even opened the doors to friendship. He tised to think of tho farmhouse and his mother when ho sang "Abide with Me" and the other familiar music, aud it came out in the look in his eyes and his earnest manner—nnd besides, his voice was as clear and sweet as his mother's memory. Ho had a dashing way of singing tho new comic opero hits or music hall ballads, but a dignity set tled upon him when he sang a hymn that affected the Duchess even more than it did other people. For a young woman of society she was un usually religious, and tho blood of the ehamjiions of John Knox tingled with in her now and then. "You forget all about mo when you uro singing sacred songs," said the Duchess, approvingly. "And I like it," she added, looking at him frankly with great gray eyes. "I am generally thinking of my mother—and she is not with me any more," replied Johnny, sturdily. "You could sing yourself into fame, I dare say," she said, graciously. "I did sing myself into a trip to Eu rope," ho says, laughing and Hushing. "In concerts?" and sho seemed a triflo dismayed. "Oh, no!" he answered. "Shall wo take a turn before luncheon? I'll tell you about it as we walkand they left tho audience in tho ladies' cabin to gossip about the flirtation in pro gross between "that stuck-up woman with a title anil that singer follow, "a.-j tho man from Illinois put it. "I don't know if I told you I was a newspaper man," began Johnny. "Oh, a pressman!" said she. "Salis bury used to be one, you know, and lots of our best men write leaders and things." "Well, I don't write leaders," ex plained Johnny. "I write the 'things,' us you call them, that tho leaders are often based on. Well, one day I was sent to write up Mortimer's new house. He's about the biggest man we have on Wall street now, and he had just done up a palace. He was at home, and showed mo about civilly, for he was proud of planning most of tho place himself. Finally wo camo to the music room, and there was a splendid piano open. 1 don't know how it came about, but I sat down and rambled along with tho air of 'Watchman, Tell Us of the Night.' 'Can you sing that?' says Mr. Mor timer. I sang it, and for half un hour he kept me there singing one old hymn after another. I could sec he was in deep thought about some thing, but he didn't explain. As I was going away he said: 'You won't put tho hymn singing into your article, will you,' and he nodded approvingly when I said it was only a side issue. That was two months ago. About a week later I met him on the street, and he stopped and shook hands. Our big men, us a rule, don't do that unless they want something put in or kept out of the paper, and I wondered what was up. Ho talked about my articlo and said something nice, and asked abruptly, 'Have you any money saved?' Of course J was fctartled, but I said I had about S6OOO and somo stock worth about a SIOOO more. 'Go get it and bring it to my office in half au hour,' said ho, and off he went. I did as I was told, and he gave me a receipt, and all ho said was: 'Come hero Monday week.' There were very lively days on the stock market after that, and I won dered if my money was having any share in it. On Monday I went to his office and asked if he was in. The managing clerk said he was in Boston, and I felt sick. *You'ro Mr. McQnis ton, I believe?' said the clerk. 'Yes, and Mr. Mortimer told me to come here to-day.' 'Here's a note for you,' said he, and ho handed me a big en velope. 'Please give me a receipt.' I waited until I was out on the street, and then I opened the package. There was my stock, two chocks and a note which said : 'lnclosed is your margin and profits for thosake of the thoughts you awoke in me. Mortimer.' One check was my own that I had given him, and which he had not presented for payment. The other was S4OOO, and I took a holiday and here I am." 4 'Oh, that w*s jolly in him, wasn't it?" cried tho Duchess, delightedly. "And I'm sure you deserved it. Here is my husband, you must tell him about it, too. This was tho way tho Duke was drawn into it, aud a very genial, earnest young man ho proved to be, who seemed to indorse everything his wife did and so indorsed Johuuy, whose glory among hiH companions grew to great proportions thereat. He was perfectly modest and frank about it, and although he refused point blank to lead un to introduc tions without an expressed desire by the Duches-, lie still remained popular. It was on the eastern voyage that all this occurred, nnd such smooth seas aud serene skies were said to have been rare in their voyaging around the world by His Grace and his wife. By the time tho Cow and Calf camo into view one glorious morning about six o'clock Johuuy and his Duchess were "quite pals," as she expressed it, aud a bit of slang being rare from Iler Grace, it was duly prized by Johnny as a thing apart and belonging to him. By invitation from the Captain they watched the Irish coast peep up into the water from the bridge, aud there they stood until Fast net Lighthouse came out on tho other side, and the Duchess said, with a sigh: "Almost home again !" They parted at Liverpool, and there was given to Johnny a cordial invita tion to come aud call at Essex House, tho London home of their Graces, aud ho was left to wonder if he should ever see thorn again, but in tho excitement of arriving iu London, this was soon forgotten in the delight of saying: "And so this is really Piccadilly and that green place ahead is Hyde Park." To be twenty-six and in London for the first time and on comfortable terms with your banker, and not too much writing of your name on your letter of credit, meant to Johuny what it would mean to any healthy-minded, active and well-educated American, and in a week he felt as though ho could give the younger Dickons many points for a new guide book to the English capital. His Duchess had become a lovely, shadowy recollection, when one day, in one of the catacombs which biseot theLangham Hotel,he almost collided with a lady, who caused him to ex claim, "The Duchoss!" The lady was as much startled as though Johnny had cried, "The devil!" and he stam mered some apology. "Gracious! How much sho looked like the Duchoss. I wonder who she is?" thought Johnny. "What on earth did that man mean by shouting about tho Duchess?" thought Miss Nellie Thurston, of Philadelphia, as she hurried to her rooms. "I'm sure he's an American— I guess I'll tell auntie." And so it happened that when John ny went into the dining room that evening Miss Thurston remarked to the stout lady who sat beside her, and who bad the dignity of a bishop at con firmation : "There ho is, auntie. That's the man who said I was some duchess." Mrs. Thurston looked at Johnny much as she was in tho habit of look ing nt hansom cab drivers while mak ing up her mind to whom she would trust herself, aud she said, promptly: "Very ordinary-looking yoting man. His evening clothes are now, and he is not accustomed to thom." "I'hat may bo true about the clothes," murmured Nellie, "but I think 110 is a gentlemanly fellow, and good looking, too." Before there was time for more Johnny was led up to the small table where the ladies sat, and was seated there because of no room elsewhere, whereupon Johnny looked annoyed and blushed. Mrs. Thurston was in a rage, and Miss Nellie was highly amused within, but tranquil without. "I cannot put up with these largo English hotels any longer," said Mrs. Thurston, pointedly, to Nellie. "Wo must go to-morrow and make arrango mentsatsomeexclusive family resort." Her niece took on the color which | left Johnny's cheoks, and faintly cried: "Oh, auntie, what a thing to say." "I'll try to get a seat somewhere else, or go away altogether, madam," said Johnny, bravely, and yet humbly. "It was no fault of mine; tho waiter was to blame." There was so much mortification in the boy's tone that Mrs. Thurston for got the Episcopal pose and let herself down to a kindly level, and put Johnny at his ease, to her niece's evident surprise. The next day, in one of the rooms of tho National Gallery, Johnny came ui)on tho younger lady, who was in undoubted distress. He caught her eye; sho gave a faint sinilo of recog nition, and ho was besido her. "Can I do something for you?" he said in his frank, pleasant way. "Thank you, I am in rather a moss," sho answered gratefully. "I have lost auntie. I almost always do lose her in a picture gallery, for I wander about and she sits down in sonio cor ner and adores an old master. To-day it happens sho has no purse, and she will want me." There was so much relief in Mrs. Thurston's face wheu they finally found her that Johnny felt encouraged. Mistress Nellio had, in the short time they were together, concluded that ho was much better than he looked, and was not to bo lightly cast off, in a land where pleasant and companion able fellow-countrymen were not too plentiful, so she bravely recalled Johnny to Mrs. Thurston's memory and he introduced himself. After that matters hurried them selves. They are apt to do this in hotels and jourueyings and saunter ings. Johnny fell into a sort of trance, wherein his unconsciousness seemed boldness, and Miss Nellie began to ask herself questions. As for Mrs. Thurston, she soon lost auy doubt as to her own conclusion, and declared that she in tended either to leavo for the conti nent, regardless of comfort, or ask Mr. MoQuiston to continue his travels. There was a cricket match on be tween Eton and Harrow—ono of the notable matches of tho year—and Johnny had hired the neatest turnout he could find to convey tho trio to Lord's grounds. There was some battling before tho elder lady would consent to go, and the younger finally declared that she would give Mr. Mc- Quiston a hint of the brewing storm. Thus bribed, Mrs. Thurston sat in gloomy state until they found a place among tho carriages and coaches from which to watch the people, for tho game was quite beyond their grasp. From sheer perversity, and perhaps from other motives as well, Nellie treated Johnny with an amount of cordiality and a freedom she had never shown before, and even allowed her voice to drop into something akin to a whisper when Mrs. Thurston, in a polar voice, exclaimed: "Nellie, have you told Mr. McQuiston?" Johnny looked up in surprise, while guilty Nellio blushed and paled, and finally gasped, as tho situation became plain, and her aunt's intentions flashed upon her. Sho glanced appealingly at tho old lady, and was astonished to see her looking up at something on a coach which stood next their carriage. "I declare!" exclaimed tho aunt at last. "Why, Nellie, there is a lady who is tho imago of you!—only she is a little older. Look!" Johnny followed the direction of Mrs. Thurston's glanco aud cried: "It's tho Duchess!" "Who?" said Mrs. Thurston, in a shrill whisper. "The Uuclioss of Essex," replied Johnny, excitedly. "She's awfully nice, and that pale young fellow with the beard is her husband, the Duke." "Do you know her—to speak to?" again iu a shrill whisper, excited and eager now. • "Is that tho lady you mistook for mo at the hotel?" exclaimed Nellie. Dressed in a white costume, simple and yet bewildering, and a little white bonnet, with eyes bright and voice merry, the Duchess looked like one of those you associate with at Gains borough. She answered Mrs. Thurs ton's question by glancing down, and on catching a glimpse of Johnny ex claimed: "Why, Ned, here's Mr. Mc- Quiston!" and her long, shapely arm descended towards Johnny, who stood up and looked as delighted as ho felt. Tho Duchess told Johnny after wards that she guessed it all at a glance, and acted accordingly; and you can depend upon it, he is willing to swear to any assertion she makes. "Help me down, Stanley," she said to the gentleman next her, and iu au instant sho stood beside Johnny on the sod. "Do you think it nice in you not to have come to Essex House at all this time?" she said, reproachfully. "I've been telling somo people about you, nnd they think I'm only giving them travelers' talcs, for you never show, you know. May I know your friends?" When Johnny recovered his wits tho Duchess was in the carriage be side Nellie, telling Mrs. Thurston that she had been struck by tho likeness Nellie Thurston bore to hersolf, and this was followed up by other gracious speeches, climaxing at last by an in vitation to call at Essex House aud a statement that Her Grace would send them cards for a "little reception ou Wednesday night, to meet the Princess Louise of Dome." "Friends of Mr. McQuiston's are sure to bo welcome with us, you know," she said, as she bowed and asked Johnny to help her up the ladder to the coach seat. "Will you oome now and sing hymns for me, sir?" whispered Her Grace, as she stood with Johnny's hand in hers. "Come!" ho blurted out, "I'll go nnd sing till you order me out of tho house." The Duchess laughed and mur mured: "Is it so bad as that? Well, she is lovely, and you are fortunate. Bring her to see mo Saturday morning at 11." "What were you asking me, auntie, when the Duchess spoke first to Mr. McQaiston? You wanted to know if I had told him something?" asked Nel lie, coolly, as they drove home through the pretty streets of St. John's Wood. "I'm sure I don't remember, dear," said Mrs. Thurston innocently. "Shall I tell Mr. McQuiston to go away before the Duchess's reception, auntie?" Nellie asked that night, as sho stood boforethe door of her aunt's room, caudle in hand. "Certainly not! Why, he's to tako us there." "May I toll him to stay?" "Of course not; there is no need of saying any tiling. Ho seems like a very sonsiblo young man, and needs no coaching." "Coaching, auntie? Fie, why that's slang. And suppose in the coaching he asks mo if I will let him drive, what then?" "Don't bo foolish, child! Ho has no such ideas in his head. Don't be foolish." "I'm rather afraid I shall be," said Nellie, but she said it to tho candle, after she closed tho door. It was some mouths after this that Mrs. John Arlington McQuiston (Johnny's middle name has been drawn from obscurity into active life), look ing at two tall Sevres which stood be side the library fireplace, remarked to her husband: "John, dear, do you know I believe auntie would like to have tho Duchess's letter framed and hung between the vases she sent us." Johnny, who was busily looking over manuscript, smiled, but said nothing. "I don't think you are half enough grateful to your Duchess, John," con tinued Mrs. John. "Oh, yes," said Johnny, and he came to his wife's chair and rumpled her brown baugs with caressing hand, j "but you see she is outranked now by my queen. "—Boston Home Journal. SELECT SIFTLNUS. Louis XVI was au abominablo glut ton. Tho best brass band in Australia is composed of natives. North Carolina has but 3702 for eigners out of a population of 1,617,- 980. Camphor should not bo placed next to furs, as it will make tha color lighter. Street bands are not permitted in Germany uuloss they accompany pro cessions. The central span of the St. Louis, (Mo.) bridge is 520 feet, tho side spans 515 feet oach. In an Oregon town there is an octo genarian who is an enthusiastic rider of tho bicycle. In Vionna, Austria, the organ grind* ers are allowed to play only between midday and sunset. An elephant is fifty or sixty years in attaining maturity, and will live a century and a half. If a snail's head bo cut off and the animal placed in a cool, moist spot a now head will bo grown. In 1813 William Burton patented a locomotive that was provided with legs and feet behind to push the ma chine along tho track. Charles Barrow, of Columbus, Ohio, tells of an egg laid by a hen in his employ that measured seven and seven-eighths inches in length. Kid and silk gloves came into use in Europe about tho end of the fifteenth century. At first only princssses and ladies of high rank were allowed to wear them. H. Peuuel, of Wilkes, N. C., on his seventy-third birthday, recently cele brated, cut and shocked forty shocks of wheat from diuuer time till night, and was still as fresh aud active as u boy. A Maine man, a resident of Rock land, says ho had suffered two years from tho after effects of tho grip till he was struck by lightning the other day. Siuee then ho has felt himself entirely well. A Kalamazoo (Mich.) health officer took a tramp suffering from smallpox to the jail, growled because tho jailer would not admit tho prisoner aud thon exhibited tho patient to au ad miring crowd of citizens. Two safe-crackers entered a Brook lyn store to operate on u safe that made a great show from the street. They were so disappointed when they found that it was a wooden box painted up that they departed, leaving their instruments behind them. Peoplo in the middle ages believed in were-wolves as well as witches. Were-wolves were supposed to be men who, while preserving their appear ance as humau beings, were yet trans formed into wolves, with an appe tite which nothing but humau flesh would satisfy. Patrick O'Malioney, of Oil City, Penn., throw a brick at a friend with tho iuteution of knocking his head oft*. Tho friend escaped aroun l the corner of a street, but staugoly enough the missile, describing a para bolic cure, followed after him aud cut ofl oue of his coat tails aB clean as a whistle. A New Fashion of Dueling. A new fashion of dueling has been set at Zalzeivka, near Ristomar, in Russia, by a schoolmaster aud a law yer. The pair quarreled aud arranged to tight with whips. Soon after the engagement commenced the school master succeeded iu knocking his ad versary's weapon out of his hand, aud then proceeded to baste the lawyer to his heart's content. Honor was de clared to bo satisfied.—New Orleans Picayune. A Rainmaker's Apparatus. A rainmaker in India has au appar atus consisting of a rocket capable of rising to tho height of a mile, con taining a reservoir of ether. In its de scent it opens a parachute, which causes it to come down slowly. The ether is thrown out in fine spray, and its absorbtion of heafis said to lower the temperature about it sufficiently to condense tho vapor aud produce a limited shower.—Chicago Herald, Highest of all in lcaverfir.g strength.—Latest U.S. GOT. Food Report. Powder 4B^OLVrEE.Y PUKE Economy requires that in every receipt calling for baking powder the Royal shall be used. It will go further and make the food lighter, sweeter, of finer flavor, more digestible and wholesome. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., I(X> WALL ST., NEW YORK. An Alligator Story. "Of all tho inhabitants of the great rivers of India the alligator is the most formidable," said Captain L. E. Ballon, of London, England, at the Laclede iast evening, says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. "While 1 was stationed there several years ago 1 saw a sight the thought of which always causes a shudder to creep over me. A lady noar where 1 had lived sent a little native boy with a letter to a friend at some little distance, with the request to send a reply. Being a trustworthy little fellow some surprise was felt when he did not return after a reasonable ab sence. After waiting several hours witn no sign of the messenger, a seaching party, of which 1 was a member, was mado up to try to dis cover his wheroabouts. After scouring the country for Bome time we came to the river bank, and a short distance away saw a dead alligator lying on the shoro with its great, Jaws extended to their utmost. On examining it to dis cover tho cause of so strange an ap pearance we found to our horror that it had devoured the missing boy, and bad attempted to swallow his head whole. This, however, it was unable to do, and had been suffocated in the attempt The boy's head was still covered by his turban, which, when removed, disclosed the answer to hli mistress' letter, which he was faith' fully bringing back. It was sup. posea tnat wnue attempting to swan the river he had been seized by tho alligator, as those huge reptiles are very clever in concealing themselves until their victim Is well within their reach, and then pouncing on their prey." a MOTIIERS are the only people In the world who novcr tlnd out that they have been proud without cause. KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who livo bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by "more promptly adapting tho world's best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the valuo to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced iu tho remedy, Syrup of Figs. 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One Sunday af ternoon in the spring there is an of fertory of fresh eggs at the church, j and last year tho number of contri butions amounted to 010, or an aver age of nearly one egg apiece from the inhabitants of the village. The I collection, carefully packed, is sent to the sick and the very poor of a ; London parish. LADY of the house—Welt, If your references are satisfactory, I'll en gage you. Applicant for cook's posi tion—Are yez goin' to look them up? Lady of the house—Certainly. Ap | pi leant—Then there'll be no need of me comln' back again.—Harper's j Bazar. MOST people have an exaggerated idea of modesty. j DOCTOR'S BILLS SAVED. Mineral Prtint, Thiscarawas Co., Ohio. DR. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. 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