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IF LOVE COULD RULE,
If lovo could rule tho universe.
How changed would all things be,
He would remove in language terse
All bars in his decree.
No rank could over intervene
To stay affection's course,
'Twould bow its head with lowly mien
Before his gentle force.
Tho oarth would bo so bright,
Tho radiant sun
Would shod its warmth and light
For everyone.
A king might then n peasant wed,
An ompress love her pago,
A seamstress with a prlnccsi bred
Might throw her winsome gage.
Sweet sentiment would rule the earth,
With banner high unfurled,
And happiness—no more a dearth*
Could Lovo but rule the world.
How happy ull would be,
An Eden vale
Again tho earth would sec,
Could Lovo prevail.
—Rose Gautier. iu Homo and Country.
ATOST LETTER.
$
II! Jeanne, yon
/ quite forgot to put
u rose in my hair!"
fa\ Lillys
} Forsythe, as she
stood in all her
queenly beauty be
fore the long mir
35§aSror her boudoir.
should con
% \ eider my toilet in
complete without
it," she added, as tho little French
maid brought forth a crimson rose to
pin in her mistiess's hair.
Lillys made a beautiful picture in
the full glare of the light, which caused
her raven hair to seem tho blacker
against the delicate yellow of her even
ing gown.
"Mademoiselle looks beautiful—
like a bride," remarked Jeanne.
"Do you think so?" said Lillys,
glancing dreamily at her own reflec
tion, then brightening suddenly.
"Jeanne, you are a flatterer—T do
not believe you—besides, brides never
wear red roses. The idea! Jeanne,
only my third ball to-night, and to
look like u bride! You may rest as
sured I am going to enjoy life now
and shall not marry for many a year."
"Ah! Mile. Lillys, you will be in
love before you are aware," replied
Jeanne, with a wise nod of her head.
Lillys laughed gaily, took a few last
glances at herself in the mirror and
was sutisiied.
Tho clock on the mantel struck
nine, and Lillys was buttening the
last button of her long gloves, when
the servant announced Mr. Craytou.
"Very well; I shall he down direct
ly. Jeanne, throw my opera cloak
over me; don't muss the lace—
hand mo tho fan—l'm ready."
The next moment Lillys had reached
tho drawing-room and greeted Mr.
Craytou, her escort for tho evening.
Arrived at tho magnificently lighted
dancing hall of Mrs. Upton's hand
some mansion, Lillys Forsythe was at
once the centre of attraction.
It was a well-established fact that
Kenneth Crayton was madly in love
with the young woman, and that ho
was the favorite one of her admirers.
I say "favorite," inasmuch as sho ac
cepted his invitations more frequently
than others, but just this evening sho
became convinced thit sho not tho
least bit in lovo with him.
"Of course, I am to have my usual
number of dances on your programme.
Miss Forsythe?" said Kenneth Cray
ton.
"I think not, Mr. Crayton, as Mr.
Barlow has already secured several,
and —"
"Then lam to understand that I
may tako what is left?" questioned
Crayton, not without sarcasm, for if
there was ono thing ho could not en
dure it was to see himself eclipsed by
another, so ambitious was ho und so
accustomed to success.
"No, not exactly," replied Lillys
with a sweet smile, tho instrument
which had never failed in conquering
him.
"Confound Barlow, anyhow 1" he
murmured.
"Mr. Crayton," as sho looked at
him with A tragi-cornical expression,
which was very fetchiug, "how com
plimentary !"
Later in the ovening, as tho strains
of a dreamy waltz floated on the air,
Lillys, leaning on tho arm of Herbert
Barlow, walked into the library and
thero in a secluded nook they sat down
on the divan.
Lillys had a peculiar way of making
herself effective ; she did not pose, but,
being graceful, every one of her atti
tudes was picturesque and pleasing.
Herbert Barlow's eyes even were daz
zled by her entrancing loveliness as
she sat thero against the rich Oriental
tapestries, with her sparkling, brown
eyes scanuing his face.
"Ob, I had almost forgotten; this
is the waltz I promised Mr. Crayton.
Do tako mo back io the ballroom, Mr.
Barlow, before it is too late."
"Miss Forsythe," began Barlow, in
measured tones, looking steadfastly at
the girl with his penetrating gray eyes,
"can you not give up ono dance with
that man for me?"
"Yes, but"—Lillys tried not to no
tice or understand the last words.
"Mr. Crayton was already complain
ing of being treatod unfairly by me
to-night, and so—"
"So it would serve him right to suf
fer a little for such a remark," put in
Barlow.
"No," with a little pout, "not ex
actly ; he has been very kind to me all
along."
With that the girl arose, and there
was nothing for Barlow to do but es
cort her and to wonder why she
treated him with such exasperating
indifference.
Lillys Forsytho wns on orphan, and
the heiress of her father's enormous
wealth. For a year or more she had
mado her home with a married cousin
several years her senior. Dorothy
Kirk and Lillys Forsyflie, beside bo
ing cousins, were tho best of friends,
ond Gordon, Dorothy's husband,
greatly appreciated tho preseuco of
his wife's relative at his home.
As for Lillys, sho was perfectly
happy when Dorothy gave her per
mission to havo tho apnrtmonts ad
joining tho nursery, for sho was ex
ceeding fond of her cousin's children,
and in turn was their idol. Of tho
three, rollicking, romping, four-year
old Teddy was the especial favorite of
"Aunt Lillys." In her rooms he was
monacli of all he surveyed, and not a
morning went by that ho would not
slip quietly into Aunt Lillys's room to
see if she were up.
The morning following Mrs. Upton's
dance Lillys was the first to reach tho
dining-room. When Dorothy camo
down and saw Lillys sho said anxi
ously :
"Why, my dear, how tired you look !
An evening's dissipation does not usu
ally toll so plainly on your face."
"Tired? Yes—l did not sleep after
I camo home; now don't begin to
worry about that. I can mako up for
lost sleep all day, if I wish. By-tho
bye," changing the subject to avoid
other questions, "did you ever meet
Mrs. Upton's niece?"
* 'Miss Deane—Mildred Deane? Oh,
yes, she visits this city every winter.
They say Mr. Barlow is quite taken
with her," said Dorothy, carefully
scanning her cousin's face.
"Young Barlow is a man of splendid
make-up," put in Mr. Kirk, who had
just seated himself at tlio table.
"You danced with him last night, of
course?" asked Dorothy.
"Why 'of course,' Dorothy?" ques
tioned Lillys with a faint smile.
"Well, my dear, I have seen him
pay you marked attention and hear he
is Kenneth Cray ton's rival—"
Mr. Kirk laughed.
".Rival!" interrupted her cousin,
"That is a misuomer, 1 am afraid.
What would Miss Deane say to that?"
At this point Teddy came up to
Lillys, declaring that "Doggy Jack
want to toine in, auntie; he's s'ying
for 'oo," and gave her no peaco until
she went to the door with him to let
in the whining animal.
This practically broke up the con
versation at the breakfast table, but
Dorothy's words rung in Miss For
syth's ears for some time.
She knew very well that Herbert
Barlow was in love with her—how could
she help it. There are certain things
ill life which need not be to'd; they
are felt. But it was her wish that no
one should talk to her about it.
Since Herbert showed his affection
for her she had quite neglected Ken
neth. But she was a proud young
woman, and was bound not to show
her love for a man who was spoken of
by all society people in connection
with Mildred Deane.
That evening, while Lillys was out
at a dinner party, Mr. Barlow called
to see her. When Dorothy informed
her of the fact the next morning she
(lushed slightly, but said in firm
tones:
"I am sorry to have missed him?"
She slept longer than usual that
morning, and, noticing this, Teddy
mado it his task to find out the reason.
In passing through the library ho
saw his mother put a letter on the
table, saying: "A letter for Lillys."
Teddy's little nose just touched the
surface of the table and his eyes peered
at the white missivo for a moment,
nnd, his mother having left the room,
he said to himself as he stood on tip
too and reached his chubby little arms
across the table: "Dess I'll take it to
her."
In the upper corridor in front of
Miss Forsythe's door, Teddy encoun
tered Jeanne, the maid, who placed
her index finger to her lips with a
significant "sh-h," which danger sig
nal Teddy did not appreciate, how
ever.
"i'se doin' to Aunt Lil, I is."
"No, Teddy; sho is sleeping; not
now."
From the moment he saw Jeanne
tho little chap had hidden the letter
he carried under his skirt.
"But I say l'se doin'; dot somefin'
for Aunt Lil." And he made an effort
to open the door with one free hand.
"Let mo see. What have you for
auntie?" questioned tho girl.
Teddy looked up at her defiantly.
"Won't tell 'oo." And when his at
tempts to get in wore again frustrated
by the hard-hearted Jeanne, Teddy set
up a frightful howl, all the while
clutching the letter within his littlo
fist, so that tho maid carried him off
in all haste to the further end of the
house.
When at length she had set down
the obstreperous young man he ran
away as fast as he could nnd hid inn
oloset where Jeann6 could not find
him.
As sho started down the stairway
for tho nurse Teddy came out of his
retreat, after having tucked away the
letter in an old box in the closet.
Then he called down the stairs tri
umphantly: "Now I do tell auntie on
'oo," meaning the innocent Jeanne.
Tho night after the dance at Upton's
Herbert Barlow had made a resolve to
find out as soon as possible whether or
no Lillys Forsy the loved him. He was a
man of great determination and de
cision, and consequently he Bet out
for the Kirk mansion to call upon the
young lady. What was his dismay to
find her out! He surely could never
screw up the necessary courage again
to face Miss Forsythe with the inten
tion of proposing to her—to her who
had never given him the slightest en
couragement.
But he was in love, and men in love
are often desperate. Never before
had a woman made so deep an im
pression upon Mm, for he was not the
young man to havo tho picttiro of a
different girl enamelled on the inside
of hia watch every thrao months.
Lillys Forsytlie'a face was enameled
on hia heart, and nothing could efface
it. Now that fate had not been pro
pitious, he decided to write a letter
pleading his cause how stiff tho
phrase sounded. How cold his
thoughts stood ont in black and white.
He could wait no longer. Ho felt that
ho must ask her that very night or
never. Ho had not loved before (the
talk abont him and Mildred Deano be
ing a fabrication of her own), and he
would never again havo faith in wo
mankind if Lillys did not accept him.
Miss Foisytho arose at about noon
tho next day, and upon reaching the
sitting room was informed that a box
had arrived for her. As she opened it
tho sweet, heavy perfume of a superb
bouquet of American beauties greeted
her, and she searched in vain fur a
card of the sender.
"No name," she said to herself. "It
cannot be Kenneth Crayton's peace
offering! Ho is too stubborn for that.
Perhaps"—and the color crept into
her cheoks at the thought—"perhaps
Mr. Barlow sent thorn. Pshaw I
Lillys Forsythe, you silly girl I" und
she jumped up suddenly as if to shako
off tho fond illusion. She did not
know how near tho truth she had come
in her suspicions.
Six weoks later Lillys Forsythe bade
her friends farewell, ns sho started on
her trip to London, where she intend
ed to visit an old uncle who was occu
pying a fiuo house on tho outskirts of
the grcnt metropolis. There she hoped
to find some diversion, for her henrt
was heavy and sho was greatly per
plexed. Dorothy was dissatisfied with
her rofusing "that splendid Mr. Cray
ton," besides two other men of good
standing.
Since Herbert Barlow had treatod
her so coldly aud fiunlly left the city
altogether Lillys felt as if lifo in her
native town would bo uuondurnble.
In London she was received with
open arms by her uncle and his fnm
ily, who were quito proud of their
American connection. Sho became so
enchanted with her uew life and sur
roundings that she almost forgot her
former home, all but the one person
whoso image often came before her.
One day early in Soptembcr sho
and her cousin wero taking a hurried
trip downtown on the underground
railway.
At one of the stations, as the con
ductor suddenly slammed the door of
their coupe, Lillys looked around,
and, as she caught sight of a familiar
face opposite her, exclaimed:
"Why, Mr. Barlow, how stragne to
see you here !'*
The gentleman addressed smiled,
and, extending his hand in greeting
said:
"Yes, strange, indeed. Whoever
would have thought that wo should
meet here, actually under English
soil?"
Then followed an introduction to
Lillys's cousin.
"When did you leave homo?" qucr
ried Barlow.
"Oh, I have been hero ever since
last spring," answered Lillys, "and
how long have you been truveliug
abroad, Mr. Barlow?"
"For the last seven or eight months,"
he answered, his faco clouding ; "home
had no more charms for me," ho ad
ded; "so I have been 'doing tho Con
tinent,' as the English say."
Lillys felt as if she had been stabbod
—his words wore strangely significant
to her.
A few moro remarks were exchango,l
before they reached their destination,
and Barlow left them after promising
to call the following evening.
The remainder of that day was like
a dream to Lillys Forsythe. Buch an
unexpected meeting was enough to
upset any one, she said, excusing hei
numerous blunders that afternoon.
When tho appointed evening ar
rived, Mr. Barlow was announced. Lil
lys was the first to welcome him, anil
as Barlow grasped her hand in greet
ing he held it firmly, and nsthoir oycf
met u mutual understanding seemed
to havo grown between them.
"Let us abolish all formalitios, Misi
Forsythe," said he, seeing that they
wero alone; "before I leave you again
I must know why you never answered
my letter in which—in which I asked
you to become my wife?"
"Letter?" asked Lillys, with trom
bling lips, as u bright crimßon colored
her cheeks, "I do not understand!"
"Is it possible," UB a faint gleam o!
hopo lit his gray eyes, "that you novel
received it?"
"I know nothing about a letter,'
said Lillys, almost inaudibly, for hei
heart was beating violently.
For a moment all was still. Ilerberi
Barlow eagerly scanned tho girl's face
—a terriblo feeling of doubt crept ovei
him—had sho ignored tho lotter? Tin
thought was suffocating him. He burs
out;
"Miss Forsythe—Lillys—toll me
why you never answered it?"
"Mr. Barlow," as she looked him in
tho face, "I never received such a lot
ter from you—l—"
"Theu I ask you aight here—will
you be my wife?"
"Yes," was the simple answer, which
came from tho very depths of the girl't
henrt, and came gladly.
"But," she said suddenly, "what
will Mildred Deane say?"
Barlow laughed. "Married a month
ago to Kenneth Crayton, you foolißb
little woman," und ho scaled hei
mouth with a kiss.
The proposal, to he sure, was laconic
enough, but that was characteristic oi
tho man—the love-making followed
and continued indefinitely. Soon aftei
a quiet wedding took place in LondoD
—Herbert would have it so—and theii
wedding journey took them back to
their American home. -Chicago News.
SELECT SIFTIXUS.
Italians hove the most holidays.
The treadmill and crank are still in
nse in English prisons.
Natives of Ceylon believe tho cocoa
nut tree will not grow out of the sound
of the human voice.
A sea bass weighing 475 pounds
was caught in the Pacific Ocean a few
weeks ago, thirty miles off tho Cali
fornia coast.
S. D. Mitchell, of Greene Lake,
Mich., has in his possession tho petri
fied remains of a duck recently dug
up at Marquette.
The Chinese have a flower resembling
a lily in shape, which is whito in the
shade or at night and asßumos a light
pink tinge on exposure to the sun.
A Higginville (Mo.) farmer has
captured seven young foxes this sea
son. Ho treats them kindly and they
are as frisky as kittens and nearly us
tame.
Tho tallerfb company of soldiers be
long to tho Scots Guards. Not a man
among them is under six feet, and
some of them reach six feet seven
inches.
Tho lowest natural temperature on
record was registered in Eastern Si
beria in February, 1892, when the
thermometer stdod at 157 degrees be
low zero.
The London Stock Exchango has nn
orchestra composed of members of
the exchange, accounts one of the
finest amateur musical organizations
in that city.
The Earl of Dufferin has in his pos
session the smallest book in tho world.
It is half the size of a postage stamp,
and is an edition of tho Bacrod book
of tho Sikhs.
A Chicago paper says that it has
been figured out that a man whe
shaves regularly uutil ho is eighty
has cut off about tkirty-fivo feet of
hair from his face.
Both the aneientGreeks and Romans
wore wigs. In Rome the light hair
from German heads was most fashion
ablo for such purposes, and it was im
ported in large quantities.
In tho middle ages it was considered
injurious to the complexion to wash
the face with water. Ladies used a
few drops of milk and a soft rag to
remove any traces of dirt.
Dr. James McNoal, of Pittsburg,
Ponn., made a wooden log for his fox
terrier, aftor the animal had been run
over by a street car. The terrier
stumps along quito coutentedly, but
he can't trot as of yore.
A sturgeon weighing 1140 pounds
was caught in tho Caspian Sea a few
weeks ngo. The head alone weighed
228 pounds, nnd the fish furnished
about 120 pounds of roe for caviaro.
The fish was sold for 8100.
Nashua, N. H., has a resident
named Hiram Goodpudding. His
fnthor's name was Constitution Good
pudding, aud he lived to tho age of
eighty without ever having been more
than thirty miles from his homo.
Tho seal hunters' kiak is simply a
piece of boat-shaped costume. The
occupant stows his legs away beneath
something like a carriage apron, tuok
ing it tightly around his waist. He
can take his skin canoe under his arm
and walk away with it.
Wilmer Waxham, of Wraggles,
Wash., is the owner of a land tortoise
which has been tnught to stand on its
hind legs and wnltz to the music of a
fife. Tho intelligent testudo grtcca
has a most intense nversion for the air
of "Die Wucht am Rhine," and champs
its jaws in impotent rage whenever
that beautiful hymn is played.
Luke Lorrimei was an employo in a
vinegar factory in Detroit, Mich., for
seventeen years, und ut tho end of
that time was obliged to give up his
job aud go into a dime museum. The
fumes of the acid had so softened the
limo in his bones that they became
mere cartilage capable of being tied
into knots. He can now touoh his
right kneo with tho toes of his right
foot.
How a Chinese Official hires.
"In China little time is dovotod by
the natives to amusomont and reorea
tion, said Lioutonant C. P. Florence
last night. "To tho poor, who form
an immenso majority of tho popula
tion, life is a never-ending struggle
against starvation. Tho middle class
are extremely busy, but take life more
easily. Muuy of the officials have
loisuro time, but thoso who aro high
in office and in favor with tho Em
peror are sadly overworked. I once
asked a member of tho Chinoss
Cabinet for a statement of his daily
routine. He told me that he left
homo every morning at 2 o'clock, as
he was on duty at the palace from 3
uutil 0. As a member of the Privy
Council ho was engaged in that body
from (3 till 9. From 9 until 11 he was
at the War Department, of which ho
was President. Being a member of
tho Board of Punislimont, or Supreme
Court, ho was in attendance at the of
fice of that body daily from 12 till 2,
nnd as one of tho Sonior Ministers of
tho Foreign Office ho spent every day
from 2 until (1 in the afternoon there.
These wore his regular daily duties,
nnd, in addition to thorn, he was fre
quently appointod to servo on special
boards or committees, and thoso he
sandwiched in between his othor du
ties ns best he could." —St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
Don't Walk Against the Wind.
In one of Oliver Wendell Holmes's
books the doctor in the man comes to
the front with a suggestion that we all
might well profit from. It is, in walk
ing for pleasure, or for the sake of
exercise, never to go against the wind.
Walk in the prevailing current of air,
s his advice, nnd then take a covered
inr back again. —Roohoster Post Ex
cess.
Highest of all in Leavening Power. —Latest U.S. Gov't Report
RP/aJ Kg
ABSOLUTELY PURE
SmujcKNn- a Corpse.
"Of all the queer articles smuggled
across the Klo Graado, the queerest
I ever beard of was a corpse," said
fames Murray, an old railroad cou
iuctor, to aSt Louis Globe-Demo
crat man. "In Mexico, when a for
eigner dies and his friends desire to
■end his body to his native land, the
government exacts a tax of $250 for
the privilege of shipping It over the
railroad. In 1884 Larry lluherty,
a brakeman, died at Silao, on the
Mexican Central. He was a poor fel
low. His mother, who lived in Colo- i
rado, hut who had come on to nurso .
him, wantod the body shipped home.
She couldn't raise tho money and the
boys took up a collection, but could
only raise $72. Then Tom Williams,
a jovial conductor, put up a scheme
to get the body to the States. The
funeral was conducted In tho usual
manner and poor Larry's body was
placed in the ground. Two pesos
llxed It with tho gravedlggers aud
they neglected to fill in the grave
until alter dark. In the Interim
Larry's body was taken from the
cotlln and placed in an old sack, and
carried to an obscure hut, where it
was placed in a trunk and taken to
the depot. The boys had secured a
pass to El Paso for Mrs. Flaherty and
Tom Williams went along to carry
out tho scheme. At Paso del Norte
tho trunk was taken to a casa de
buespedes, or boarding house, and
tho corpso was again transferred to
the sack. Mrs, Flaherty went to El
Paso and secured an undertaker, who.
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with a plain box in his wagon, drovs
up to the river to a point designated.
About 10 o'clock Tom, with his peon
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