thank a! Give ,i\' , 'MMßms thunkHl Hoar tlio * iWiVnlt \ bolls a ringing; C Give thanksl Give \S J j^CN^V^* r thanksl Hear tho Ichoir sinking! d > n TouT IS * J "What shall I give thanks aboutf" •'My child Is gone!" "My wife Is dead!" "My fortune's lost!" "I'll curse Instead!" "Cease, yo bells a ringing; hush the choir sing ing; Woe my soul Is stinging; heart In anguish ringing. No place hath praise, within me hero, Hut all is anger, pain and fear." Holdyo! Hold yo! List the promise given! Blest shall they be, who, in sorrow driven, Pass oeneath the chast'ning rod, Loving ever, trusting God. He strong; fail not, bend low the head. So, in sweet peace, shall ye bo led, Ever in the Joyful singing: "To the cross I'm clinging," Angels 'round thee winging, while the bells are ringing: "Praise God, from whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all crealuros here below." Amen. Will. Visrciier. William AR^STft.ow6-. They were a very young- couple; that accounted for it largely, and while the affair was certainly ludicrous it was not without a touch of pathos. They both declare that they have better sense now, and that the like, with them at least, shall never occur again, so there can scarcely bo any harm in telling all about it. When they went to housekeeping in a modest way in a fashionable street in the national capital rents were not so high as they are now. They had many friends, some of them very wealthy ones, and, as her entire life had been spent in Washington, she felt that a change from single to double blessedness would not alter things ma terially. While the streets and her friends re mained unchanged there was a certain indefinable something that shaped it self presently—she could not entertain as she had been used to in her father's house; neither on such a scale, nor with such lavish hospitality. She fretted a little, at first quietly, then she confided her woes to her hus band, for she told him everything, and he, good fellow, took it very much to heart. Being a lawyer without any consid erable practice, for he was a young man in his profession, he did not see his way out of it in that direction. But the idea suddenly struck him that ho would try to get some kind of an of ficial position. They had influential friends in the political world, and it appeared quite clear sailing. The plan met with his wife's prompt approval and she concluded on the spot to begin the siege by giving a Thanks giving dinner. Some people might have thought it wiser to first get the desired position and then give thanks, but she looked upon it differently, from the point of view of the almanac as it were. A presidential candidate had just been elected and would take his seat the following March. The minister of the church they attended was also the pastor and intimate friend of his ex cellency-elect, and it seemed very fitting and auspicious that he, together with his wife, should be honored quests. There was, also, a certain dis tant cousin of the successful candidate, a very pompous old lady with a ter rible predilection for her neighbor's affairs, whom it was considered wise to ask, and to entertain her there was young Mr. de Post, who led cotillons and gossip with equal facility. While Mrs. Grimm had very pretty glass and china, in keeping with the rest of her modest establishment, it did not seem grand enough for such a uistinguisnea ana critical company, so she borrowed her mother's service, from the silver soup tureen to the nut crackers. This plan was readily feasible, as her parents took dinner with an elder sis ter upon that day. No sooner was this urrangement completed than it seemed very out of place to let Fanny, the col ored maid, wait at table with such ac companying magnificence—they ought to have a butler. They got one in the person of Fanny's father, who had come up from Manassas Junction to spend the day with his family, and that was where the trouble began. He was an eminently respectable old man, and when he had gotten himself, after much groaning and the assist ance of his wife, the cook, into an old dress suit of Mr. Grimm's, he looked as if he knew the proper thing to do, which, was far from the case. Ilis wife had been doubtful from the first. 4 'He kin drive a kerrige jest lovely, 'Miss' Maria," she said, "but he doan know nuthia' 'bout waitin.'" "But Fanny can drill him," "Miss" Maria had said, airily, as she set out to Thanksgiving services in company with her husband. Fanny, dressed in a new gown and with a huge white cap on her very black head, admitted the guests with a gravity of countenance that would have befitted a servitor of fifty years. Fanny had woeful misgivings. Jupiter, her father, Jiad not proven a very apt pupil. He asked many strange ques tions after he had insisted that he un derstood everything. The "butler's pantry was too small to hold them both or she would have remained by her parent during the ordeal; but she stationed herself at the foot of the dumb waiter to admonish in stage whispers if necessar}'. Jupiter wiped the perspiration from his brow with a red bandanna and car- JUPITER CAIUnED IN TIIK SOUP. ried the silver tureen. With the ex ception that he put his thumb in Mr. do Post's soup and then wiped it dry with his bandanna, that portion of the ban quet progressed favorably. Bilt when the raw oysters were served he took a plate of macaroons from the side board, and, doubtless mistaking them for a new variety of crackers, gravely offered them. The hostess flushed vio lently and tried to distract attention from her husband who, though he said only a few words to Jupiter, had looked such unutterable things as to cause aim to drop the dish on the sideboao. with a bang. Presently be barely grazed the minister's bead with the turkey platter. Feeling that energy might compensate for the vncuitj* ex isting in his mind, Jupiter proceeded to ply every one with the dishes on the table. Salted almonds and bonbons careered about the hoard with light ning rapidity. He even macaroons again, but a sudden mis trust seemed to seize him and he dropped the dish. He was breathing heavily and each moment his unwonted apparel seemed to grow smaller for him. The hostess strove bravely to appear as if this was a daily occurrence in every well regulated household, and that a stream of gravy extending across the cloth and down a breadth of her best gown was merely an adjunct of Thunksgiving. The host forgot all the speeches he had intended to make in praise of the president-elect and all the subtle antennae of diplomacy that he was going to put forth to the minister byway of starting affairs. He could only feel rather than see, for he scarce dared look up. That Mr. de Post and the executive-elect's cousin were stor ing a fund of anecdote that would re gale many a dinner table —be had caught sufficient of their exchange of glances to rest assured of. As for the minister, his kindness of heart was as proverbial as was his sense of humor. If he laughed rather more neartiiy at nis own stories man was his wont both host and hostess were thankful to him for diverting degree of attention from Jupiter's aimless and comical gyrations. 44 Jupiter, you have not served the tomatoes," said Mrs. Grimm. Mr. Grimm felt the perspiration start out on the back of his neck; he was wondering what new catastrophe was in store. As for Jupiter, he smiled blandly. Here at least was something he could engi neer. 44 Tomattuscs," he ordered of Fanny. A great whispering ensued, then came a pounding on the duinb " 44 8 END UP THEM TOMATTUSEB." waiter that set all the glasses and crockery on the pantry shelves to jingling in unison. A family altercation was in engr getic progress. The guests looked at each other and the hostess tried to chatter it down. But no one human throat was powerful enough for that. 44 Send up them tomattuses." 44 1 tell you they ain't none." "They is, 4 Miss" Maria says they is." 44 1 tell you they ain't, you ole black fool j*ou," the voice was that of the cook. 44 1 dun forgot to open 'em, I dun tell you. If you doan b'lieve me use your own eyes, you ole country niggah in Maw's J awn's pahty close, a lookin' like a scarecrow in a cawn ficl'. Now look!" The waiter came up with a bang. All was still. Jupiter was doubtless ''looking." Presently guests looked too. lie appeared upon the scene with an unopened can, glowing with a gorgeous label, in either hand. "Beg pawdon, 4 Miss' Maria, but that ole—" lie got no further. There had been a swish of skirts on the stairs. Fanny darted across the room, pushed her surprised parent into the pantry and turned the key. With an air of elaborate Indifference as though noth ing had happened to mar the oc casion, she removed the plates and the dinner progressed. From the depths of the pantry could be heard the wailing of Jupiter: 44 1f I kain't wait I'm pow'ful at drivin', an' it ain't no erthly use a tryin' to appeah what you ain't. Ole Miss dun say—" There was a peremptory command from below to "come down this minnit," a great creaking of the waiter and Jupiter had descended on the vehicle of his woe. Mr. Grimm looked at his wife and she in turn looked at him. Between them extended a massive epergno of silver weighted with fruit and flowers; tall candelabras and dainty bon-bon dishes, strangely out of keeping with the furniture and the tiny dining-room. There was a look in his eyes that light ened things, though, and the verge of tearfulness was banished. Later, how ever, when the guests were gone and she had had a good cry in his arms, she said: 44 John, Jupiter was right. Wo have no business trying to appear what we arc not, and whether we get the position or whether we're never a cent richer, I've that good lesson to bo thankful for to-day and for the rest of my life." Kcmrmlicr the Poor* 44 Yes, we should all thiukof the poor on Thanksgiving." 44 50 wo should. Did you give any thing this year?" 44 0h, yes." 44 What?" 44 Thanks."—Texas Sittings. In Grout Luck. Charles—llavo you anything to be thankful for to-day? Frederic—Heaps. I've contrived to break off all my engagements to mar ry-—Chicago News. A Noti| of ThiUikHßlvliig. A turkey stood In a cranberry swamp, A lid sang till his throat was sore; For all day long, ho sang this song: "Wo shall moot on that beautiful shore." —Puck. [' 'Ultitm RmWHaoiCB, o, ye t f .#• fft |k poor, tliat an S c c Ajf#Tf G\w occasional day | *, C V i n the year hath signlll w '" can co BUili | cient to temper the thoughts of the rich to your nakedness. Itejoice, O, ye rich, that the spirit of charity is still alive in your hearts that ye may enjoy the pleasures of giving. Thanksgiving day is indeed a peace maker. In a few short hours it sweeps away the barriers that months of pride, selfishness and cruelty on the one hand, and improvidence, dissipation, neglect and want on the other, have been building between classes. It is one in the long list of holidays that expands with age because it is (me of the few founded on religion. Secular holidays come and go with the senti ments from which they sprung. But Sabbath and Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving are not of this number. The history of the religion of a people is the history that lives. Joseplius' scholarly chronicles of the Jews are read not at all, while the Bible is in every library and upon almost ezery center-table in the land. Homer is rend alike by old and young because the machinery of Heaven is there. "Plu tarch's Lives" hold as much fascination for the readers of to-day as for the an cient English scholars, because the gods are in every battle, control every triumph and bless every festival. The human mind revels in the ideas awak ened by the contemplation of the spiritual. The meager chronicles of the American Indians would be "stale, flat and unprofitable" but for the in troduction of their religious fancies and beliefs. The Indian never takes so grand a place in the mind's eye as when we see him in a religious frenzy as Pope has painted him: "L peace and prosperity, and recognizes i each and everyone in a gratitude o'er llowing with festivity ami mirth. Thanksgiving! A word with which I to conjure happiness into the most dis- j mal and dejected spirit. The personal ■ associations of this festival are, per- i haps, its greatest sources of attraction. The father and the mother,, expecting i John from the city and Mary from the ; school, will recall the dear old days when they, too, came home to roast apples before the blazing logs, and watch the ruddy glow glinting across the polished mahogany, while "Huff hidden in a quiet nook, serene oflook and Talking the old times over, the parents sat I And what times they were, famous for corn huskings unknown to this degen erate age, for moonlight straw rides across the glistening snow and hoary ghost legends of Hessian troopers. Hence, Thanksgiving comes with redo lent memories of past joys, blended into the best and purest moments of American life, its homes and its hearts. Let fair summer's robes pale and die, and the frosted leaves rustle beneath the tread. What cares Thanksgiving day for winter's stern heralds? In fact, we welcome a good November day that tHe cold without may form a contrast for the warmth within. It would disturb the eternal fitness of things to eat the time-honored bird and the national pie in the long, bright days of leafy June. No! The wise gobbler may contem plate a perch upon the crescent of the moon if ho thinks lit, but ho must needs die, and, Hanked by cranberry sauce and the constant pumpkin pie, present himself to our view on the last Thursday in November, and not a day earlier, please. Then, as we cluster around the fire and bid defiance to the elements, let us remember to make Thanksgiving a home-day, where all the dear ones will gather, and eyes look love to eyes which speak again. It must also be a happy day to every body, from grandmother in the corner to the cat slumbering at her feet. A day for devout worship, joyous festiv ity, kindly deeds, old feuds healed up, new friendships made; in short, a glo rious, old-fashioned Thanksgiving.^ THAT SPECKLED HEN. \ T'irilliiig .V'ort:"' < t ' .v. • ■ .-sV'f lli.'iii -;rvir Pinner. I Time, Than: 4 givin- day, eighteen lur ired and what's-! . j-tlifiV - .ice. I :.ce. the si.: ing ]■ mof ; nttg lit 'lc dwelling in tin ii nor \ -age f.'T ni igh from tlie mad "T crov dto be I free from gas bills, anarchists and aldermen. Eictcoly raged the storm outside. The w id November blasts howled and shrieked through the tree-tops, the overhanging bough* rasped the side of the h Ti k n 177". &5J •" tr .7 Hungry Hyslop—Can't you help me a bit, boss? 1 hain't had nothin' to be ; thankful for to-day. Mr. Delmonico Savnrin (who has dined too well) —Be thankful that you haven't an indigestion!— Puck. It Any Art! Alive. "I heard little Johnny say that Thanksgivingda v would be here soon," said a young turkey to its mamma. "Do turkeys have Thanksgiving days, ma?" "Yes mv dear," replied the mamma turkey.' "We will hold ours after tho folks at the house have had theirs—if we live." —Judge. Where He Womhlpv. Bloohumper —I suppose you will re- ! pair to your place of worship on Thanksgiving day, as the president recommends in his proclamation. Spatts—'Y es, I expect to cat my din- j ncr on that day at my best girl's house. ' I \[] r tU_Dn.ll 1 s'poso you know, Virginia clear, 'l hanksgiving day fs almost here. And now 1 hope you will not think 'Bout what you'll have to eat und drink. Because it isn't right at all. 'lu be a solllsh, greedy doll First place, you should bo very glad For all the blessings you h iv<> had. Your pleasant home, your kind mamma, And what a lucky doll you are' You know she lets you have your way About a dozen times a day: She's very, very gon'rous, too, And always shares a treat with you. And here you should be thankful, degr, That turkeys arc so good this year. And sweet*potatoes too, of course. And lovely crimson cranberry sauce! And squash, and little sauefcr-pics, They're always such a great surprise, Ice-cream, and nuts and raisins, too! Oh! I'm so glad I am not you, Because, you see, you dearest sweet, You cannot really, truly cat. And so the thankf'lest thing is this, You'll never know what fun you miss I —Mary Fletcher Stevens, In Harper's Young I People. A Time to He Dreaded. I "Why do you look GO dismal, Fathei William?" said the young turkey to j the gobbler. j "My son." replied the mature bird, j "I am reflecting on the near approach i of Thanksgiving day, with the certain i ty that many of our number will be knocked into the middle of necks tweak."—Judge. CAUSE FOR THANKSGIVING. I #feff= j ' ' Po Mr. Brady (surveying the scanty re past) —"Tis dev'lish little dinner we hov to be t'anlcful for this day, Nora! Mrs. Brady—Whist, Moike! Yez do he fergettin' that wo should be t'ank f ill there do be no more here to ate it! —l'uck. No Names Mentioned. : She—lsn't it a pity that they don't have mistletoe on Thanksgiving, as I they do at Christmas? He—Do you think, Miss Maude, that it is always—er—ahem—necessary? j She —It seems to he for some men. DANGER IN PLUMPNESS. i'; 1 . Y "Children, don't get gay nowadays and eat too much! The lean turkey is the only one who is truly happy about this time of the year."—Chicago Mail. A Previous Thanksgiving. You can hear Thanksgivin' coniin' with the Jol licst kind o' sound; You can hear the turkey holler for a mile or two around; For ho knows that he is in it, as he has been in tho past, An' he thinks that every minuto is Jos' sure to be his last! You can hear Thanksgivlc' coniin' with a rush an' with a roar, An' the knives an' forks ahummin' as wc pass the plato for more! O, it's jolly every minute, in tho north an' in the south. the the turkey-gobbler's In it, an' we're water-' in' at the mouth! —Atlanta Constitution. IN THE POULTRY YARD i I '• " j "What have /to he thankful for?" A Thanksgiving C'lnch. We pulled the wishbone. Sue and I— "I wish to kiss yool" ray heart's sigh— She won; but I've since understood That she w is wishing that I wouldl —Fuck* RICH FRUITS AT THE ROOTS. I Just as sure as the rivers run to the sea so the tide of trade runs to the counters of the | merchant who advertises. Look at this: FURNITURE and CARPETS SLAUGHTERED. From the 15 th last until January Ist 1 i will sell you I Our 05c Ingrain, all wool filled Carpet, | for 55c. ! Our 50c Ingrain for i Our 40c Ingrain for 33c. | Our 35c Ingrain for 20c. j Our $1.25 BrußselW for $1.05. Our $1.15 Brussells for 07?^c. I Our SI.OO Ilrussells for 85c. I Our 85c Ilrussells for 75c. I Our 75c Brussells for 05c. I Our 95c Brussclls for 55c. j A $75.00 combination bedroom suit, SOO. I A 50.00 walnut bedroom suit, $40.00. ' A 40.00 antique oak suit, $32.00. ! A 35.00 antique oak suit, 29.00. | A 30.00 antique oak suit, 25.00. 1 A 25.00 antique oak suit, 22.00. A 21.50 antique oak suit, 18.50. A 65.00 parlor suit, rug, 35.00. I A 45.00 parlor suit, black liair, $35.00. j A 45.00 parlor suit, crushed plush. $35. j A 50.00 parlor suit, wool plush, $40.00. I Side boards, centre tables, extension tables I and thousands of other useful articles in the I furniture line. I For the balance of this month we will give j you TEN PER CENT. OFF ! ON ALL BLANKETS. j and 50 per cent, off on all coals left from I last year. This means | A SIO.OO ladies' ooat for $5.00. j Can yon afford to miss all this? Toilet chamber sets, worth $4, for $2.50. Cheaper than any erer offered in the coun ty. NOTIONS and IIOJ.JDA V GOODS j we are aiming to hate just what you want ' far cheaper than you dreamed of —consider- I ing quality, lie have a large stock of shoes 1 to select from; the Orieigsburg shoes for chit- I dren; ecery pair guaranteed; call and see them. I GROCERIES and PROVISIONS. I Shoulders, lie; Cheese, 14c; Butter, 28c hard, 12ie; Salt herring, 8c lb; Salt had dock, 5e lit; 0 lit bologna, 25c; 11 lbs mix ed cakes, 25c; 5 llts rice. 25c; 5 lbs bar ley, 25c; ii lbs ginger cakes. 25c; 4 lbs soda biscuits, 25c; Mint lozengers, 10c lb; Mixed candy. 10c lb; Stick candy, 10c lb; 5 cans sardines, 25c; 2 cans .salm on. 25c; 3 qts beans. 25c; 3 qts peas, 25c; 2 lbs dry corn. 25e; 5 lbs currants, 25c; 3 lbs raisins, blue* 25c; 5 lbs raisins, 25e; Bonny Hour, $1.85. Yours truly, J. C. BERNER. LEIIIGH VALLEY |m( RAILROAD. 1 Anthracite coal used cxclu if sively, insuring cleanliness and "* comfort. ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS. NOV. I., 1898. LEAVE FREELAND. 0 05, 8 40, 9 33, 10 41 a m, 120, 2 27, 3 45, 4 55, 0 58, 1 12, 847 p m, for Drifton, jeddo, Lum ber Yard, Stockton and lhulcton. 0 05, 840a m, 1 20.8 45 p in, for Mauch Chunk, Allentown, Bethlehem, lMiila., Easton and New York. 9 40 a m, 4 55 p in for Bethlehem, Easton and Phila. 7 20, 10 50 a in, 12 33,4 34 i> in, (via Highland i.ranch) tor White Haven, Glen Summit, Wilkes- Uarre, Pittston und L. and It. Junction. SUNDAY TRAINS. 11 40 ain and 3 45p ra forDrifton, Jeddo, hum or Yard and Ha/.leton. 345 i) in for Delano, Mahanoy City, Shenan doah, New York and Philadelphia. ARRIVE AT FREELAND. 5 50, 7 18, 7 20, 9 19, 10 50 a m, 12 38, 2 13, 4 34, 058 and 837 pin, from lla/Jcton, Stockton. Lumber Yard, Jeddo and Drifton. 7 20, 9 19, 10 50 a in, 2 13, 4 34, 058 p m from Delano, Mahanoy City and Shenandoah (via Now Boston Branch). 2 13, 0 58 and H 37 p in from New York, Easton, Philadelphia, Bethlehem, Allentown und Mnuch Chunk. !• 19 and 10 50 u m, 2 13, 0 68 and 8 37 p m from Easton, Phila., Bethlehem and Munch chunk. 1 9 33,10 41 am, 2 27,0 58pm from White Haven, j Glen Summit, Wi Ikes-Bur re, Pittston and L. and 11. Junction (via Highlund Branch). SUNDAY TRAINS. 11 81 a m and 331 p 111, from Hazleton, Lum ber Yard, Jeddo ami Drifton. 11 31 a in from Delano, Ha/.leton, Philadelphia and Easton. 3 31 p in from Delano and Mahanoy region. | For further informatioy inquire of Ticket Agents. CHAS. S. LEE, Gen'l Pass. Agent, l'liilu., l'a. K. 11. WILBUU, Gen. Snpt. East. Dlv., ! A. W. NON N EM AC 11EU, Ass't G. 1. A.. South Butlilehem, Pa. R ! HE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND A. SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in effect September 3,1898. i Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo, Eokloy, Ha/.ie Brook, Stockton, Beaver Meadow ltoad, Uouu and ila/.leton Junction at 000, (I 10a in, 12 Id, I 0I p in, dully except Sunday, and 7 U3 a m, 2 38 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Drifton for Harwood, Cranberry, Tonihiekon and Deringer at tt IK) a ra, 12 10 pm, daily except Sunday; and 7 03 a m, 2 38p in, Sunday. Trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junction, Harwood ltoad, Humboldt ltoad, Oneida and sheppton at tt 10 a ni, 1210, 409 p in, daily except Sunday; and 7 03 a in, 2 38 p m, Sunday. Truius leave lla/.leton Junction for Garwood, Cranberry,Tomhicken and Deringer at 037 a m, 1 49 p m, daily except Sunday; and 8 47 a ui, 4 18 p m, Sunday. I Trains leave Ha/.leton Junction for Oneida ' Junction, Harwood ltoad, Humboldt ltoad, j Oneida ami Sheppton at 0 47, 9 10 a in, 12 40, 4 39 p m, daily except Sunday; and 7 40 a m, 308 p i in, Sunday. I Trains leave Deringer for Toinhieken, Cran berry. Harwood, Hazleton Junction, Itoan, Beaver Meadow Head. Stockton. Ha/.le Brook, I Eckloy, Jeddo and Drilton at 2 40, 007 p in, daily except Sunday; and 037 a ra, 507 p m, leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt ltoad lianvood ltoad, Oneida Junction, Ha/.le ton Junction a-d Itoan at 7 52, 10 Id a m, 115 5 25 p in, daily except Sunday; and 8 14 a in, 3 45 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Beaver Meadow ltoad. Stockton, lla/.le Brook, Eokloy, Jeddo and Drifton at 10 10 a ni. 5 25 p in, daily, except Sunday; and 8 14 a m, 3 45 p ni, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Beaver Meadow ltoad, Stockton, Ha/.le Brook. Eckley, Jeddo and Drilton at 10 38u in, 3 11, 5 47, f. :tH p in, dully, except Sunday;und 10 08a m, 5 38 p ni, Sunday. All trains connect, at lla/.leton Junction with electric ears for Ha/.leton, Jeaucsvllle. Auden liecLund other points on Lehigh Traction Go's. Trains leaving Drifton at 0 10 am, Hazleton .1 unction at 0 10 a in, and Sheppton at 7 52 a in, 1 15 p in, connect at Oneida Junction with 1.. V. It. It- trains east and west. Train leaving Drifton at 0 00 a in, makes eon ncction at Deringer witli I'. 11. It. train for j Wilkes- llarre. Sun bury, Hurrisburg, etc. E. B. COXE, DANIEL COXE, ' President. SuiierintcnUyut,