Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, November 27, 1893, Image 3

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    It Is Not
What We Say
But what Hood's Sarsuparilla Don
that tells the story—
Hood's Cures
Pains in the Back
And kidney trouble caused me four years of
•offering. Was helpless when I commenced to
take Hood's Sarsaparilla. An improvement
was quickly noticed and 1 continued taking
Hood's Sarwvi arilla till now my hack is strong
and lam in perfect health. I think no one cam
Hood's 3 r> Cures
prnibe Hood's >Sarsaparilla as much as it will
prahe itself." Jon* SAXTON. Scottdale. Pa.
iioori'n Pill* cure <v UHTL| atlon. Try a box.
PN II 45 'l>3
'August
Flower"
"What is August Flower for ?"
As easily answered as asked. It is
for Dyspepsia. It is a special rem
edy for the Stomach and Liver. —
Nothing more than this. We believe
August Flower cures Dyspepsia.
We know it will. We have reasons
for knowing it. To-day it has an
honored place in every town and
country store, possesses one of the
largest manufacturing plants in the
country, and sells everywhere. The
reason is simple. It does one tiling,
and does it right. It cures dyspepsia®
fISH
This Trade Mark !s on the boat
WATERPROOF COAT
SaSSmru 1 ttle Wor,d 1
*"•- A. J. TOWER. BOSTON. MASS.
I THE KIND I
MRS. OLIVER CIIERRIER,
Malum-, N. Y.
On Crutches 10 Years!
EATING SORES THAT
WOULD NOT HEAL !
CUItEI) 1 CURED! j
DANA FVARSAPARM.L.A CO.
GENTLEMEN I with to testify to the efficacy
of DANA'S SA RSAPARI LTJA.
For acveral years I have been suffering from a
hnd IIIIMM! IMaonl.-r called by different
names by the sevrrul Physicians who attended me
hut which ImflltMl Hie -skill of them nil. It at
tached my luce, EATINti AWAY
Til Fa FIaFaKII, HIHI leaving a persistent
running sore, which nothing would heal. It
■lao broke out on mv limit as n FFaVF.It
MO It Fa. For months I was c onfined to
my lietl nnd have been ..table to walk
without erutdies for over ten years.
lasst Fall I purchased three bottles of |
DANA'S
SARSAPAIIILLA
of Davis Dros. I. helped me from the first.
I took it faithfully, and I can now at tent I to
my household duties and walk as well
1 am sure that my ease is as near a inlraele UIB
anything that present day. ■
llalone,*NY^ low' I F p|
Ibe true 1 n'tvery respect.
We ore very ref P ectfu^r i l, g r,^ RC)B ■
Maloue, N. Y. Wholesale & Retail Druggists, g
Dana Sarsaparilla Co.. Belfast, Maine. fl|
U A 'II7MTQ TRADE MARKS K-caniiuatl.n
R A I J 4 JJ> 10, and advice to patentability
of Invention. Send for iuvcutora Gulde.or how to get
a patent. PATRICK O't ARRELL, WASHINGTON, DC.
C?Xl"l fW \ a day made ly active agents selling
*Ol '• * 'vJ our machines. Wanted, agent vto sell
the Best Typewriter lu the world; exclusive territory
given. Ada read N. TYPEWRITER CO.. Boston, Mags.
CURES Ri'SINQ
.. BREAST
'MOTHER'S FRIEND"
offered chiltl-bearlng woman. 1 liavo been a
mid-wife for many years, and in each case
where "Mother's Friend" bad been used it has
accomplished wonders and relieved much
suffering. Itisthobest remedy for rising ol
the breast known, and worth the prico for that
alone Mas. M. M. BRCBTER,
Montgomery, Ala.
Bent liv express, charges prepaid, on receipt
ef price, $1.50 per bottle.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO.,
Bold by all dnitfslßts. ATLANTA, <A
THE MERR? SIDE OF LIFE.]
STORIES THAT ABB TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.
Consolation—That's What—Onrfnous
— Different Styles—Mostly Onowfl-
Ing—One Man's Worry, Etc., Etc.
Now, as the brown leaves softly fall
And 'round about the pavement swirl,
In memory sweet do I recall f.
My summer gtrl. I
Their wedding bells ring merrily— f
I envy not her wealthy churl, j ,
She never was, and ne'er can be,
His summer girl.
-Life, t
ONE MAN'S WORRY. ' I
Badger—"l'm afraid."
Todd—"What are you afraid of?"
Badger—"l'm afraid the money villi
all get worn out before I get anyaof
it ?"—Truth.
OMINOUS. 7
Visitor to Hospital—"Sorry to'find
yon here, old chap; badly hurt ?"
Patient—"Yes, I'm afraid I am. I
heard the doctor say I was a beautiful
case. "—.Puck.
NUMBER ONE.
Wood B. Bored —"Mr. Shapely is a
very considerate msn."
Ben A. Viotim—"How so?"
Wood B. Bored—"He never forgets,
himself." —Truth.
THAT'S WHAT.
Wiser—"You can't always tell a man
by his looks."
Smarty—"Tell him what?"
Wiser—"Tell him he's a liar, that's
what."—Detroit Free Press.
TO OET IT IN JOINT.
Mansfield—"Dr. Beech charged Oil
more S3OO to set liia wrenched knee.
Don't you think that was unreason
able?"
Leeds—"Yes, rather. But in such
a case it is necessary to pull a man's
leg."
HOW HE EVENED UP.
"Hello, Griggs! Haven't seen you
lately. Where have you been?"
"Oh, traveling for my health."
"Don't you find it rather expen
sive?"
"Yes; but I get away from my doc
tor. " —Truth.
DIFFERENT STYLES.
"My wife reads a great deal of
poetry," remarked a Washington min
ister.
"You have quite a literary house
hold, then."
"Yes. She's poetic and I'm prosy." '
—Washington Star.
MOSTLY GROWLING.
Jinks—"l now understand why
barbers do so much talking."
Filkins— "What has enlightened
you?"
Jinks—"l shaved myself to-day,and
I assure you I talked all the time."—
Kate Field's Washington.
HIS VOCATION.
Bobbie —"I should think yon would
have gone to sea, pop, when you was
a boy."
Biugo—"What put that idea into
your bead?"
Bobbie—"Because you are such a
good whaler now." Detroit Free
Press.
A CURIOUS CHARACTER.
"Thot young doctor to whom you
introduced me is rather a curious
character, is he not?"
"What makes you think so?"
"I met him yesterdoy and said, "I
hope I Bee you well,' and he said, 'Ex
cuse me, I never talk shop.' " —New
York Presß.
PLEASED HIM.
She—"l thought father would split
over that Btory you told last night.
He said he felt grateful to you for tell
ing it."
He—"l am glad he was pleased.
Had he never heard it before?"
She—"Yes, but he said he had al
most forgotten it."
IN THIS CASE IT FAILED TO WORK.
Burglar (rousing the sleeping head
of the family)—" Don't move, or I'll
shoot! Where's your money hid?"
Head of the Family (struck by a
bright thought) "lt's in the pocket
of my wife's dreßs."
Burglar—"That's all right. I'll just
take the dress. Thanks."—Chicago
Tribune.
WORTHY OF ADMIRATION.
"So," said the sight seer, "that was
put up by the mound builders?"
"Yes."
"And it's there yet!"
"Wonderful, isn't it?"
"I should say so. I tell yon, they
must hove had a building inspector who
amounted to something in those days."
—Washington Star.
WONDERFUL.
Yellowly (in great excitement)
"The most extraordinary thing I ever
saw, by jinks 1"
Brownly—"What's the matter?"
Yellowly—"There was a tremendous
disturbance around the corner here—"
Brownly—"Yes ?"
Yellowly— "And a policeman came
along and arrested the right man."—
New York Press.
THE VALUE OF IT.
The plumber's assistant WR plug
ging away at a piece of lead pipe,
when a city missionttfy happened
along.
"My dear young friend," said the
good man, after a little preliminary
talk, "dq yoq know the value of
i time?"
"You bet I do," was the frank re
sponse, "I'm working by the day."—
Detroit Free Press.
THE OLD ACCOUNT.
For two hours the fashionable lady
kept the draper exhibiting his goods,
and at the end of tbat period she
sweetly asked
' 'Are you quite sure you have shown
me everything you have?"
"No, madam," said the draper, with
an insinuating smile, "I have yet an
old account in my ledger which I
shall very gladly show you."
He did not need to show any more.
The lady left the shop, saying she
would call again another day.—Tit-
Bits.
HER DIPLOMACY.
"John," said his wife, "I havo a
conundrum for you."
"All right. But you know conun
drums are out of style."
"That fact won't hurt this one any
way," she answered.
"Let us have it."
"Why am I like a popular story?"
"Because everybody admires you."
"That isn't the answer."
"What is it then?"
"Because, v as she glanced at her
calico dress, "I am never out ot
print."
And the next day he gave her carte
blanche at the dry goods store.
ONLY THAT.
"Thud! Thud! Thud!"
Is it the mad gallop of a horse as he
flies from some apprehensive peril,
reckless of the human lives he may en
danger in his wild flight?
"Thump ! Thump ! Thump!"
Has conflagration cut off the escapo
of women and children from some ten
ement house, and are the liremen seek
ing to rescue them by battering
through the walls?
"Whack ! Whack ! Whack !"
Men stand still to listen. Women
grow pale as the ominous sound
reaches their ears.
"Is it the coming of a storm?"
whisperingly asks a strong man.
"Is some awful disaster at hand?"
asks a woman with frightened face.
"Naw J" shouts a bootblack in tones
which bring a glad relief. "It's only
a woman on Duffield street a beaten
de pesky moths out of her husband's
winter overcoat—see !"—Detroit Free
Press.
WISE WORDS.
Seldom any good is got by com
plaint.
Stubborn audacity is the last refuge
of guilt.
Contentment is better than divina
tions or visions.
Every art is improved by the emula
tion of competitors.
To be idle and to be poor have al
ways been reproaohes.
Few persons have courage to appeal
as good as they really are.
We have all, at one time or other,
loved some we could not esteem.
There is a spcctaclo grander than the
' ocean, and that is the conscience.
We ought not to judge of men as ol
a picturo or a statue, at the first sight.
Every ono must form the general
plan of his conduct by his own reflec
tion.
Comfort is the god of this world, but
comfort it will never obtain by making
it an object.
Society, politically regulated, is t
state contradistinguished from a statt
of nature.
Avarice, which too often attende
• wealth, iB u greater evil than any thai
is found in poverty.
Few aro placed in a position s<
gloomy and distressful as not to set
every day beings more forlorn one
miserable.
In the productions of genius, noth
ing can be styled excellent till it hai
been compared with other works o:
the same kind.
Submarine Photography.
A Rliort time ago Louis Boutai |
brought hiiUKelf to the knowledge ol
scientific naturalists by undertaking
an exploring tour of the Red Sea.
from which he brought back a strang
and curious collection of fish and shells,
embracing several specimens entirely
unknown. Continuing his researches
on the coast of France, Mr. Boutan as
sumed a diver's costume in order tc
observe at the bottom of the sea th<
metamorphoses of certain mollusksim
possible to cultivate in aquaria. H<
was struck with the wonderful l>eaut>
of submarine landscapes, and resolved
to photograph what he could, since
simple description would savor toe
I much of an over vivid imagination. Al
first he worked in shallow water with
a water tight apparatus, and the clear
| ness of the water allowed him suffi
cient light to sensitize the plates. Bui
proportionally as the water deepened
clearness diminished, and the motioD
of the waves clouded his proofs. Then
the young scientist conceived the idea
of utilizing magDesium in an appa
ratus of his own invention. This ap
paratus consists essentially in a barre.
filled with oxygen and surmounted by
a glass bell containing an alcohol lamp.
On the flame of the lamp, by mean* ol
a mechanical contrivance, powdered
magnesium is thrown, flaring as often
as a view is taken. The barrel b
pierced with holes on the lower side
in such manner that as the oxygen di
minishesthe sea water enters, so pre
: serving the equilibrium between ox
I terual and internal pressure. By tht
aid of thin machine he has already
j made great progress in a direction new
I to naturalists, and one likely to con
; fer permanent benefits in the result*
obtained by their science. —Frank Les
I lie's Weekly.
Mrs. Abram Hewitt, of New York,
lias a special weakness for lace.
Parisian women ride bicycles fol
lowed by grooms, also on wheels.
There are eight women colonels of
the German Army who receive salaries
as such.
Mra Mackay, wife of the Bonanza
millionaire, is said to have the biggest
sapphire in the world.
An odd an expensive hand screen is
formed with the wing of a raven at
tached to an ivory handle inlaid with
gold.
According to the last English census
there are 5000 women gardeners in
that country, and six women looking
after town drainage.
Austria has recently allowed women
to practice medicine in Bosnia. In
other parts of the empire the profes
sion is closed to them.
An cxquisito lamp shade recently
imported from Paris was of pale green
tulle, on which tiny humming birds
were fastened at intervals.
Miss Alice Van Rensselaer, of New
York, has one of the new fads of the
hour—a fan, in one corner of which is
an ivory miniature of herself.
Captain Magnus Anderson claims
that but for his wife the Viking would
not have been built and he would not
have sailed it across the Atlantic.
The Probate Court at New Bedford,
Mass., has authorized a young lady to
change her name to Ella Babbitt.
Heretofore it has been Etta Rabbitt.
It is no longer the fashion to use
marks of punctuation in your letter.
"What a pity," said one society lady
the other day, "for I had just mas
tered the art."
Young women of Germany have a
superstition that if they bury a drop
of their blood under a rosebush it will
ever ufterward insure the experiment
er a pair of rosy cheeks.
Miss Helen Gould recently said in
answer to some inquiries about her
large expenditure on charities: "To
be wealthy and not to know how to
enjoy money is to be in a wretched
state."
The coming woman ought to know
something. It is stated by Mrs. Alice
Freeman Palmer that $11,000,000 has
been given in this country in the last
quarter of a century to women's col
leges alone. •
How the bicycle interest has spread
among women is evidenced by a recent
announcement in the advertisement of
a Brooklyn dry goods firm, that a rack
is provided for bicycles and "wheels
may be checked while ladies make their
purchases"
It is intended to form a girls' cricket
club in connection with the South
London Polytechnic. Miss Helen
Smith, B. A., the lady superintend
ent, maintains that the gamo is better
for girls than tennis, being much more
educational.
The inventor of the menu holder,
with mirror back was undoubtedly a
woman. She understood the value of
a sly look at hair flowers and com
plexion, It is such a tonic to wit and
conversation to be assured one is look
ing her best.
Mrs. Isabella Bird Bishop, the well
known traveler and writer of books of
travel, is the first woman to deliver an
address before the British House of
Commons. She was summoned there
to tell what she had seen of the Chris
tians of Turkish Koordisfcan.
The three young woman who passed
the entrance examination to Yalo with
credit will have to get what satisfac
tion they can from this soureo. They
will not be allowed to pursue their
studies undor the elms withiu the in
closure sacred to the other sex.
Miss Mary Pulliug took tho first
honors in Mental and Moral Science,
English and French, at. tho recent
graduation exercises off the University
of London. On this occasion eighty
women took tho B. A. degree in n
class of 240 graduates of both sexes.
One. of the consignors to the New
York Woman's Exchange supports her
self and family on the sale of fruit
cake. The loaf is made of nutmeal
and frosted witli cream heavy with
white fruit —bits of canned peaches,
cherricß, .pineapple, pear, quince unci
shavings of citrons, pistache and figs.
The baker gets SI.BO for every cake
sold,
In an article on "The Ethics of a
Dinner Party," Lady Magnus deplores
the practice of employing professional
entertainers to amiiße guests, and
shows that hospitality of this sort is
vulgar and pretentious. Her ideal
dinner party is one constructed on
ethical principles which give equal
thought and attention to the dinner
and the party.
Rips in gloves should be stopped at
once. A smoll hole can be much more
neatly mended than a large one. But
tons should be sewed securely in place
and under no circumstances should the
ever useful pin do duty in their stead.
If collars or ruchings are worn, it
should be remembered that a line of
white at throat and wrists, unless it is
immaculate, had much better be left
off entirely.
A young woman with a thorough
musical education and good business
ability proposes to make use of both
her talents in n new way. She lias
opened a musical studio in a large city,
nnd secured the agency of. several of
the best pianos in the market. The
merits of the instruments she will
probably be able to make clear to a
buyer with much more skill than
would an ordinary salesman.
Net as Wicked as Fainted.
It has become so much the custom
Ifor those cities jealous of the (jreatneHs
and fame of Chicago to publish envies
and malicious libels upon her Christian
character that it is a pleasant surprise
to And in a voice from Canada a fair
minded description of Sunday life in
Chicago. In the course of an interest
ing letter published in a widely circu
lating Dominion newspaper the corres
pondent thus disposes of that vener
able slander, the "wickedness of Chi
cago:"
"There are over 350 churches in this
city, from the pulpits of which ring out
700 warnings eaoh Sabbath to those
who have ears to hear. These churches
have a seating capacity of 250,000.
In addition to this three of the theaters
and one large hall and several smaller
ones are utilized on Sunday morning
for religious purposes. Supposing that
each of these churches are but half
filled at each service, that would pos
sibly be a fair average for this or any
other city, would give an attendance
of 125,000 for eaoh service, two services
each Sunday (the Roman Catholic and
Episcopal churches have more,) will
show an attendance of 300,000. Add
to the 8,000 or 10,000 who attend the
several services in the aforesaid thea
ters and halls will bring the total up
to considerably over 800,000 churcn
attendants each Sunday in Chicago
out of a population of 800,000. Then
take into consideration the many Sun
day-schools, some of them having an
average attendanoe of 4,000 and 6,000.
Ho, notwithstanding all that might be
said about the wickedness of Chicago,
she will compare favorably with like
cities even in Puritan Canada."
A Habit Died Dot,
The habit of inhaling snuff was so
prevalent fifty years ago, not only with
gentlemen but with many elderly
ladies, that there were few counting
rooms or offices that did not have a
huge box supplied with the favorite
maecaboy snuff and the sweet smelling
bean on the desk, counter or bracket
specially arranged for it, and callers
would inhale a pinch or two, then draw
forth a huge yard square red silk
handkerchief, and there would be a
resounding blast. Fortunately, no
American then wore a mustache. Men
did not carry white linen handker
chiefs, but sometimes used white silk
ones in those days. As bad personal
habits usually increase, it's a marvel
that this one died out some years ago.
HOW'R Thle l
TVfi offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any rase of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J.CHICNKY & Co., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Che
ney for the last 15 years, and believe him per
fectly honorable In all business transactions
and financ/ally aid * to carry out any obliga
tion made by tne.r Arm.
WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio. *
WALDINO, FTIPRVAH & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Ha'l s Catarrh Curo is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and 'mucous sur
faces of the system. Pri<e, 75c. par bottle- bold
oy all Druggists. Testimonials free.
The little toe is said to be disappearing
from the human foot
nukbrr Root* vs. Rheumatism.
Since the general wearing of Rubber Boots
among farmers and other outdoor workers,
rheumatism has very sensibly decreased. Keep
youi feet dry and you can expose the rest of
your body with less danger. Among the vari
ous kinds of Rubber Boots, the " Colchester
Spading Boot " na< become the most popular
of all. The great improvement of the Spading
sole gives ease and comfort in walking, pro
tects the sole from injury and adds to the gen
eral durability of the Boot. Be sure and see
the "Colchester Spading Boot" before you
purchase any other kind.
In 1072 the whale fishing was begun by
vessels from Nantucket.
We Cure Rupture.
No matter of bow long standing. Write
for free treatine, testimon als etc., to S. J.
Hollensworth & Co., Owego, Tioga Co., N. Y.
Price $1; by mail, $1.15.
There are 206 450 miles of telephone wires
in this country.
Beecham's Pills instead of sloshy mineral
wafers. Beecham's—no others. 26 cts. a box.
The Egyptains attributed the invention of
beer to Osiris.
Are your lungs sore? Hatch's Universal
Cough Syrup will cure them, 2V. at druggists.
Salmon was formerly belived to promote
drunkenness!
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who livo bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
less expenditure, -by moro promptly
adapting the world's best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
tho value to nealth of the puro liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in tho form most acceptable and pleas
act to tho taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
ative; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds* headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly frco from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is ,or sa ' e l>y ail drug
gists in 50c ami $1 bottles, but it is man
ufacturer! by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figß,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
1
1 Cream of Tartar and Soda |
Have uses in cooking well known to every housekeeper ; but
Tbe method of refining them to make them chemically pure,
and of mixing them together so as to produce their greatest W,
X leavening power and best results when combined, is a matter of
great exactness, requiring the most expert knowledge and skill.
| Royal Baking Powder |
y Is the product of this knowledge and experience and the
9 expenditure of many thousands of dollars in patents and X
appliances for its preparation. It is a compound of strictly pure
grape cream of tartar and absolutely pure soda, combined with
exactness and care by famous chemists, and it will produce more
t wholesome and delicate bread, biscuit, cake, rolls, etc., than can V
be had where this modern agent of cooking is not used. "
Beware of the cheap compounds called baking powders to
Guilds in China.
Speaking of employer's unions, all
classes of Chinese men have their guilds
and these are almost as old as the coun
! trv. One of the finest Club Houses of
, Cliina is that ©f the Canton merchants
Df Foo Chow. It is made up of a great
number of finely finished rooms ele
gantly furnished in Chinese fashiou
and located in the best part of the city.
Here the merchants come to drink tea
and to chat. They have a temple ami
a theater connected with it, and the
club consists of five hundred members.
I visited at Shanghai some of the finest
specimens of Chinese architecture I
have seen. They were guild halls bc
, longing to tea and rice merchants, and
; they had wonderful gardens of caves
i and rocks built up in the busiest part
: of the city. These guilds regulate the
. commerce of China. They fill the rate
of interst, the time on which goods may
I be sold, the weights and the standards
lof goods. A member using different
j scales than the one prescribed is fined,
! and a man acting contrary to the guild
can, in many instances, not go on wi I I
his business. One of the druggists' ,
guilds has just adopted some new rules
which lie before me. These prescribe
that accounts shall be settled three |
times every year, and that a discount !
of 5 per cent, may ho allowed on cash
transactions. No member in the guild j
shall be permitted to trade with the '
| others while he is in debt to a member
! of the guild, and any member who vio
j lates these laws shall pay for two thea
i ter plays for the guild, and for the
drinks and a feast for twenty members.
! Home of these guilds prescribe that
promissory notes shall bo dated on the
day of sale, and all of them fix the
rules of giving credit. The bankers'
guild fix all matters relating to inter
est, and these different organizations
make the dealings of foreigners with
the Chinese more safe than such deal
ings would be in other countries, 'i lis
Chinamen respects his contract, and if
i he does not his guild makes him.—
Frank O. Carpenter's letter from
Pekin.
j THE population of St. Petersburg
1 has diminished by 85,000 in the last
■even years, but that of Siberia has iu
! creased.
Cures Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore TH.oat, Croup,
Whooping Cough and Asthma. Tor Ccmshmo
tion it has no rival; has cured thousands where
all others failed ; will cure you if taken in time.
Sold by Druggists on a guarantee. For Lame
Back or Chest, use SI III.OILS BLASTER. 2 5 cts.
£H!LO HV%KCATARRH
R E M E D Y.
Itftve you Catarrh? This remedy in guaran
teed to cure you. Price 60 cto. Injector Lreo.
HANDS. Injure THE IRON and HUM roil A I !
'The Rlsliur Sun STOVE polish is Brilliant, Odor- I
lm. nurablp. and th. romutnr-r pay# tor no tin
or glass package with every purchnsp. \
Chickens
I IF TOO rui M m
You cannot do this unless you understand them !
and Know bow to cater to Vc'^nViV''D V l'l'
I perlence, so you must buy ibe knowledge acquired
' by otbert. We offer this to you tor only 35 cents.
YOU WANT THEM TO PAY THEIR
OWN WAY,
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