tAbhr Prison In 1M69.
•• I havo been a sufferer from chronic diaK
rhaea ever since J oarao out of bibb? Prison in
IMS and at times it wan vafjr ssvrfo. and my
last attack of it lasted me over six weeks, dur
ing whioh timo I tried all the remedies I had
previously used and had several doctors trsat
me for the same, but nothing would stop it. I
was induced to try a bottle of Thurston's
Blackberry Cordial, and alter using less than
half A bottle wus relieved, and am once more
regular. Thanks to your Cordial, I cheerfully
recommend it to all the 4 old boys * who are
troubled with that dreaded disease or anyone
else for summer complaints. This testimony
is unsolicited." Yours truly, J. L. Styron,
Travelina Salesman. Thurston's Blackberry
I ordial is prepared by Thurston Chemical Co.,
Grand Its pi Is Ohio.
The first almanac was printed in Hun
gary in 1470.
Th • True l.nxnrive Principle
Of the plants used in manufacturing the pleas*
ant remedy, Syrup of Figs, has a permanently
beneflcinl effect on the human system, while
the cheap vegetable extracts and mineral solu
tions, usually sold as medicines, are perma
nently injurious. Being well informed, you
will use the true remedy only. Manufactured
by the California Fig Syrup Co.
A muscalonge weighing 32$ pounds was
caught recently at Alpena, Mich.
Deafnean Cannot bo Cared
by local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous lining of tho
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
flamed you havo a rumbling sound or imper
fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness is the result, and unless tho inflam
mation can ba taken out aiul this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever; nine coses out ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of tho mucous surfaces.
Wo will give One Hundred Dollars for any
raso of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Ilall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
IVSold by Druggists, 75c.
The preliminnry surveys for the racifii
Ilail road required four seasons, and cost
11.000,000.
Hatch's Universal Cough Syrup, costs n4
more than others and benefits more.
The final fate of nearly all snake charm
ere is to be bitten by their pet 9.
^ B, 9Er# oo< \ ,lam ' p '"s Willi a drink o,
water. Dereham s—no others. 26 cunts a box.
if afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp
•on s Eye-water. Druggists soil at 2">o per bottle.
THE TESTIMONIALS
#pn)\^ I lis\ '^ '"flood
Many times I could not
turn in bed. Hood'a
Barsaparllla has dime
Mrs. hurt. n e H vast amount of
good. lam 72 years old an<i enjoy good health,
which i attribute to Hood's Sar-aparilla."
MRS. E. M. HUNT, W. Kendall, N. V.
Be sure to get HOOD'S
Hood's^'Cures
Hood's Pills cure sick headache. cents.
p m u aa -i
fWYiitSCTfIM
An agreeable Laxative and NIKTB Towia
Bold by Druggists or sent by mail. 25c., 6Qo.
and SI.OO per package. Samples free.
IF A VTA Tho Favorite TOOTH POWTIfI
AV lor tho Teeth and Breath, 260.
7*lth Paste*. Enamels and Paints which fctoin the
bands. Injure the Iron and burn red.
'The Rlslny Kim Store Polish Is Brilliant, Odor
less. Durable, and the consumer pays for no tin
or glass package with every purchase.
■THE KIND H
m ' ICRS. FRI TX DA IPv ICS.
lA Victory Over Disease !l
I "Terrible Pain in Head and IP
KB Stomach!" ■
B "My Face was ono Mass of
Eruptions!"
■ "Walked the Floor Night
After Night!"
■ Tho following from Mrs. llama proves■
■ tho WONDERFUL ROWER of DANA'S S
3 GENTLEMENI ain 54 yeans of age. About"
3fi 10 years ago I hail II.•• Xlcation which left •uej£
■in vei-v hailsluiiH-. I have hod UIIJ2V-H
=5 ! A TIN XI f<>r a fv.gtln.c sud a TK R IE I-HI
jg Jtt I, E PAI X I V XI V 1 1 E A MJorSj
jS NlhZ V hnZj
■ i would try
,vm. .„dU,ou 8 l„l
.# DANA'S i
iSARSAPARILLA |
■Bthough I had tried eo many different medicine*™
■ without any help, 1 had hut little faith. Before
■ htdUkcnone bottle I Mt n grout .loalfg
■ bettor. I hove now token two, and do nuts
feel like tho same woman. I eon go to bed Amiga
■ ftl.Er.l- AI.I.NIHT, The (et-.M
■ rtbio p.ln has departed. The tired 3
reeling 1 had Is entirely one. Xlvgg
ggface Is well. I think one more l>ottlc w(ll|B
f| To whom It may concern—l fen'by
■the truth of the nhove. P. V,. lIARIU , £3
■ TicMid<roga,S. Y. Biarniacitf. M
M Dsn# sarsaparllls Co,, Belfast, Maine, gi
LOSS OF YOUNG TURKEYS.
Young turkeys are difficult to rear
without every convenient provision for
safety from damp and wet. It is best
to house them at night in a long, low
shed, divided into apartments, one for
each brood. Here they should be fed
in the morning before they are let out
and in the evening when driven iu be
fore the dews fall. The coops may be
five feet high at the rear and three feet
in the front, with one glazed sash,
hinged, for tho door. Entrance will
then be easy to clean the coops and
take in the food. The flocks should
bo driven up early and then shut in the
yard in which the coops are made.
Exposure to one cold rain will kill
every one of a brood until the red of
the head and neck, which is a sign of
full puberty, appears. After thnt they
are not so tender, but will yet need
care.—New York Times.
FEA VINES AS MANURE.
When a fall erop is taken after pick
ing green peas for market it is a usual
practice to gather the pea vines and
curt them out of the field. They are
often worth more as a fertilizer to bo
plowed under just as they are. If a
fow seed peas are left ripe enough to
grow, it will be none the worse for the
future crop. The pea vine is strongly
nitrogenous, and makes a fertilizer
richer than much strawy ami lire
fauged stable manure. It has the fur
ther advantage of being somewhat wet,
as tho moisture has not had time to
dry out. We have seen the best crops
of Into turnips grown thus, nn I they
were seemingly not at nil injured by
the few pea vines that carno up among
them. The pea root gathers nitrogen
from air in the soil, as tho clover root
does, and growing it as green manure
adds more to the fertility of soil than
does any other crop erueptiug clover.
—Boston Cultivator.
now TO MIL'.:.
It is very important 1.) free the
miller entirely from milk for two rea
sons. The first is that these "strip
pings" will dry up the cow in a very
short time. Tho other is the fact that
one pint of the milk last drawn con
tains as much butter fat as one quart
of that obtained at the beginning of
the milking. In addition to these
there is the actual loss in tho amount
of milk at the time. To show how
considerable this loss is the following
test was recently made: Five cows
were milked for a period of four
weeks by two different persons, both
being competent parties, one of them
doing his average milking and not
aware that an experiment was under
way, tho other fully informed as to
the nature of the experiment and ex
pected to contribute his best skill for
the purpose in view. In the case of
the one unaware of the experiment the
yield of milk for tho two weeks from
the five cows was 8(54 pounds. With
no more cows or chance, the man who
was posted got 1131 pounds, or 207
pounds more than the other.—New
York World.
CULTIVATION OF THE ORCHARD.
The opinion of horticulturists differs
widely on the cultivation that should
be given to the orchard. Some believe
that the best results are obtained when
the grass is allowed to grow in the or
chard, while others recommend a shal
low and frequent loosening cf the soil,
while 6till others favor a deep plowing
several times during the season. Many
have tried subsoiling before planting
and some continuing it after, and al
though the expense was quite heavy,
they heartily favor that method. Disk
harrowing lias been tried in many sec
tions and good results have been re
ported in the majority of oases.
Another point on which a difference
of opinion is expressed is where to
plant the orchard, on the low land
bordering a stream or on the upland.
In the Arkansas Valley, those who raise
fruit for the market select the first
bottom for the orchards. Tho land
there is well drained and has a good
sub-irrigation. In other parts of tho
State orchardists, fully as extensive
growers, avoid planting on the lower
ground, beginning their orchards well
up the hillside and continuing to tho
summit.—American Farmer.
PROFIT IN WHITE FIELD BEANS.
What, to raise in the place of wheat,
which has not been a paying crop for
several years, is a question which is
agitating many farmers, writes W. J.
Thomas, of Michigan. I believe that,
for some districts, beans come nearer
to filling the place of wheat than any
other crop. Like wheat there is al
ways a ready sale for it, it has fewer
enemies, can be kept over with much
less shrinkage, as rats and mice do
not trouble it, and commands from
two to three times the price of wheat,
while tho vines and pods are fully
equal to hay for feeding purposes. A
poor soil may raise a fair crop of
beans, or a fair crop may be raised
with but little work. On the other
hand no crop will better respond to
good treatment than will'beans, and
the better tho soil the better will be
the beans. Laud that will, in a good
season, raise ten bushels oi wheat per
acre, will raise ten of beans, and land
I that grows twenty oi' wheat, will yield
I as many of beans.
Formerly the crop required a good
lcal of labor, for it was all done by
| hand, vet then it was a paying crop;
iA>\: iii;, wc L:.Vv iu)! roved JUT hipcry
for planting and harvesting, the profits
are doubled. One can ride nearly
across the State of Michigan and see
on almost every farm from ten to forty
acres of beans. Here wo use a com
bined harvester and planter, with
which one man and team can plant
from ten to fifteen acres in n day, and
pull them in tho same time. They
can also be cultivated with a riding
cultivator, which makes beans the
cheapest cultivated crop grown, so far
as labor and expense are concerned.
We aim to plant in early summer,
. taking care to have our ground well
| prepared. With the planter we can
| plant the rows thirty, thirty-two or
j thirty-four inches apart, and from
\ twelve to thirty inches apart in tho
row, planting in hills of from three to
ten beans in a hill. With a riding
two-horse cultivator we cultivate from
two to four times, and by September
Ist pull with the puller, which, when
properly handled, will not sheila peck
of beans on ten acres, no matter how
ripe they may be; this allows plenty
of time to foilow with wheat if wanted
to seed down, or with rye t > pasture
or plow under. The bean crop hero
is threshed entirely by machinery,
and is destined soon to become tho
leading crop in Michigan.—American
Agriculturist.
I*ARM AVD GARDEN XOKI.
Clematis likes water.
Mulch the sweet peas.
Chilled buttermilk makes a refresh
ing drink.
The successful da'rvmnn feeds and
milks the cows regularly.
The temper dure of the milk is an
item of first importance.
If you have not started a compost
heap for next year's use, do it now.
Unless water Ls plenty, don't take
the fresh mown grass iron the lawn.
tseethat th" .hay stacks in the meadow
are well secured before the stock i:. :
turned in.
The sho: t. r the silage is cut the bet
ter. Half an inch or less gives the
best results.
To get tho most good from brm it
should bo fed along with corn and sim
ilar food stuff- 1 .
In raising tomatoes employ those
fertilizers which give up their food ma
terials quickly.
If rains wash off tho insecticide or
fungicide, renew it as quickly r.s pos
sible after rain ceases.
Top dressing of good manure upon
tho timothy field will be quickly pro
ductive of good remits.
If the clover pasture has dried up
feed the shoats fresh cut corn and keej
pushing them right along.
Don't wait till the grass is wood he
fore you cut it. There is more milk
and butter iu early cut grass.
Fairly strong Walnut water is re
commended as an excellent wash for
horses troubled with insect pests.
Tho best animals for the farmer are
those which keep in a good and thrifty
condition with very little difficulty.
Provide shade, water and succulent
food for the milch cows during a dry
spell, if you would have them do well.
Do not feed the horses 011 an ex
clusively rough ration at this time
of the year, but give a supply of grain
feed.
These scorching days a fresh, fragrant
bouquet is doubly grateful to the sick
and the aged; do not neglect or forget
them.
Don't force any more new growth
on plants that arc to winter out, but
allow the growth already formed to
ripen.
The man who works with well laid
plans is seldom crowded with work;
he is iu a position to do the crowding
himself.
Lime greatly stimulates and makes
active the inert elements of the soil,
and makes them available in plant
growth.
All milk utensils are better cleaned
if rinsed with cold or lukewarm water j
before scalding water or steam is ap
plied to them.
A perfect Cheddar cheese is one that
lias a clear skin, that is white in color,
solid and firm in texture, and that has
a slightly nutty flavor.
A kind master is one who has the
horse's good will, and such a man can
get more work out of them than one
who treats them harshly.
Young orchards are very apt to be
injured if not ruined by overbearing.
Young trees need growth. The heavy
crop should come afterwards.
At this time of the year extra teams
are in demand for farm work. It is
poor policy to buy them if you cannot
keep them in good condition.
It does not hurt the horse now if he
is allowed to work without shoes.
Unless there is an abundance of rocks,
it is not necessary to have them shod.
Do not wait too long before cutting
up the corn if you wish tho fodder to
bo "the best." The name warning is
to be heeded if you are going to silo it.
On seeing a young coon in an oak,
near Cincinnati, a boy climbed the
tree, with the intention of capturing
the animal. AH he neared the top an
old coon attacked him from behind.
Tho lad turned to face his new foe,
! and a fight continued for several min
utes, when Iho boy fell end received
ati;l injuries.
FOR LOVE'S SAKE,
Aye lore me, sweet, with all thy heart, ]
Thy mind, thy soul, and all thou art
And hop'st to be—lovo me with love
That naught beneath tho heavens may movt) f
Yet say not wherefore ; say not why
Thou lovest—since in these do lie I
The seeds of death to Love, but say,
Thou lovest, and must lovo ulway!
For should'st thou love some witching grace
Of word or manner, form or face—
Should thy heart's worship thus be bought
By any gift that Time hath wrought,
So art thou false to Love's pure ei;eod,
And like to fail in sorest need .
But love for Love's dear sake, I pray.
Then shalt thou love me, sweet, alway!
—Zitella Cocke, in Lippincott's.
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
It is thyme that makes the old man
gage.
Well done—The farmer who falls in
with bunko men.—Philadelphia Call.
The quickest way of smoothing rough
characters is to iron them.—Texas
3if tings.
Many a fond parent does not get to
sleep until after tho bawl is over.—
Boston Globe.
Even when the acrobat is bending
the crab on the front lawn he is, figura
tively speaking, on the buck stoop.—
Detroit Free Press.
Geography Teacher—"Tommy, how
is the earth divided?" Tommy—"Er,
not at all; cause everybody most wants
it all."—Chicago Inter-Ocean.
"Smith's business is going along liko
clockwork." "Pooh, his place is in
the hands of a receiver " "That's it,
being wound up."—Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
Dinkle—"Funny thing about Not
rich and his new piano." Dankle
"Is, eh?" Dinkle-- "Yes ; plays it by
car and pays for it by note."- - Buffalo
Courier.
Arrival—"Can I put up at this
house?" Clerk -"I suppose so. Got
any baggage?" Arrival "No." Clerk
■ —"How much do you want to put lip?"
—Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Jones - "Is your wife at home,
Mr. Wilbur?" Wilbur - "Not certain,
but if you'll hold that screen door
open half a minute you'll hear from
her."—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Consolation of Matrimony : Sho
"I suppose you would have been
happier if you had not married me?"
He—"Yes, darling, but I wouldn't
have known it."—Life's Calendar.
Prisoner—"But I would rather tell
my own story. Don't you think it
would be believed?" Lawyer- "Yes.
that's the trouble. It would carry
conviction with it."—Harlem Life.
"You seem to like the Colonel,
Uncle Mose?" "Yes, sah; he's so
gentlemanly, snlil" "Gentlemanly, in
what way?" "With liin money, sah,
with his money."—Buffalo Courier.
Tenor—"l Sir, this music is a triflo
too high for me. " Manager- - "Let us
take it a note lower." Tenor—"Oh,
half u note would do." Manager
(solemnly)—" Here, sir, wo never do
things by halves !"—Tit-Bits.
Mr. Baldboy (smiling kindly) —"Tho
waves are using you rudely. Will you
permit me to assist, you to the shore?"
Miss Waterly- -"Never mind, thank
you. The waves may be rude, but
they are not fresh. "—Brooklyn Life.
Mr. Spiker (in search of a boarding
house) — "There is no limit to the diet,
I presume, madam?" Boarding-house
Keeper (proudly)—"No limit, sir.
During the last year five of my
boarders died from over-eating."—
Tit-Bits.
"Mr. Meteman," said tho young
wife with great severity to her butch
er, "those last eggs you sent me were
all spoiled, and unless you change
your old hens for new ones I shall be
obliged to trade somewhere else."—
Chicago Record.
Random Observer—"Pardon me,
but what are you putting down in
your note-book?" World's Fair Visit
or— "Ob, I'm just putting down tho
things that have made an indelible im
pression upon my memory so that I
won't forget them."--Chicago Record.
Freshleigh (to stranger at a recep
tion) — "Gad, this is a funny house!
I came hero to-night without an invita
tion." Stranger—"So did I. How
did you come here?" Freshleigh—
"Just walked in. How did you come
here?" Stranger--"Just walked in.
It's my house."—Vogue.
He was a small man, the conductor
of an electric car, and she was a large,
powerful looking woman. "I want
you to put me off at Concord street,"
she said. Ho viewed her majestic fig
lire for a moment, and re plied : "Mad
am, I will stop the car and let you get
off."—New York Press.
• "I suppose the panic hasn't struck
. you yet, Mr. Gotrox?" "It hasn't,
eh? Here I've got raore'n $40,000
j that I can't get people to borrow at
nil—they're all afraid to go into busi
ness any deeper. If these times keeps
up a little longer I'll land in the poor
' house in six months."-—lndianapolis
Journal.
| A judge, in crossing the Irish Chan
nel one stormy night, knocked against
i a well-known witty lawyer who was
suffering terribly from seasickness.
I "Can I do anything for you?" said
• the judge. "Yes," gasped the seasick
lawyer, "I wish your lordship would
overrule this motion."—White Mouu
| taineer.
Chollie—"l hate to say anything ill
of a dead man, but the doosid lawyers
i who have been looking over Tipper
; ton's papers have bwouglit to light
things that, showed him to be no gen
tlemen." Chappie— "Haw ! What did
they find?" Chollie "Evwy time he
loaned any money to any of the men
t in the club he made a memowandum
y/ it. "—lndianapolis Journal.
Florence Nightingale is a confirmed
invalid.
A. lady's foot should equal in length
one-seventh of her height.
A soft, uncrushable silk called re
gcncc is very popular in Paris.
Pet dogs are now dyed to harmonizo
with tlie prevailing tint of their mis
tress ' boudoir.
Large perforated silver bowls, with j
pnni r-like curves, have been intro
duced for dessert.
The Sultan of Turkey has determ- I
ined to establish a normal school for I
girlr in Constantinople.
Recently imported silks have raised j
designs in chrysanthemums, lilies and
butterflies 011 a white ground.
In ancient days nearly all Grecian
maidens dressed in white. Any other
color was considered immodest.
(lilt wiro forms many tabic novel
tics. Bonbon dishes especially fanci
ful are made from its twisted coils.
Tho "literary lady" thrives in Paris,
where there are 213 d of her, of whom
1211 are professional novel writers.
A sleeve which is .stamped with tho
approval ot Felix in made of frills of
three-inch lace from the shoulder to
the waist.
The wives of Siamese noblemen cut
ilie'i* h iir so that it sticks straight up
from their heads. The average length
of *t is about an inch an 1 a halt*.
Miss Olinrlo t j Robinson, decorator
to th? Queen of Englund, has been
iVeornted by the latter, who is, therc
i\i e, decorator to Miss Robinson.
Vi* romantic and supposedly benu
tihil Mary "Queen of Scot*" was cross
eyed an I In 1 other physical blemishes
th t nr not accounted attributes ol
beauty.
Tin heal dresses of 1770 were so
Jerje that ladies going to eutertain
uivuts wcr.i forced, t> save their head
gear, t kneel on tho floors of their
carriages.
Bin- 1 -, it is said, both hero and
nbr M' 1 , will be more popular than
ev t* before, and the colorings of a
co; tame will come from tho triminings
r.ud accessories.
Mini Edith J. ClavpoQ 1 , of Akron,
Ohio, was the only woman t> receive
the imgreo of Master of' Science from
Cornell University this year, and the
too!; it ".v th the highest distinction."
Q lie en Victoria receives every year,
byway of tribute from tho Maharajah
of Cashmere, A case of magnified!
cashmere sin* Is. These she disposes
of largely as wedding giits to brides ol
the nobility.
The Princess Nicholas Bibcsco, who
has just died at her beautiful castle ot
Mogosen, was a granddaughter of the
famous Murechal Xey, and previous to I
her marriage bore the title Princess
Ney Elckingc.n.
Mrs. Albert Barker, au English elo
cutionist, is said to know as many
pieces as there are days in the year.
She imitates many voices of nature,
from the trill of the canary to "iht
awe-inspiring howl of the hurricane."
One of the few English women who
claim tho distinction of holding a seat
in the directorate board of a public
company is the Downgei Duchess ol
Sutherland. She is also credited with
displaying great ability in the man
agement of n coal mine.
Miss Edith Carriugton has written r.
book called "Workers Without Wage,"
dealing with all kinds of animals, ill
eluding tho earwig. She has been
nsked by tho English Society lor the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to
write another book, which the society
will publish officially.
Mrs. George Gould is quite inter
ested in the summer kindergartens,
and from her summer home iR sendin:*
many pretty toys and delicacies foi
the poor city children who cannot en
joy the luxuries of the rich. Mrs.
Gould is also planning to aid the ice
fund for the sick children.
Mrs. Crook, the widow of the In
dian fighting general, has attracted
more attention in Chicago recently
than most other feminine visitors to
the World's Fair. She is a very tine
looking woman, with snowy white linii
that is in striking contrast to lier
youthful and vivacious spirits.
Mrs. Frances R. Ly brand, of Ohio
has been on tlie examiner's corps ii
the Civil Engineering Department o
the Patent Office at Washington foi
about ten years. Railways are hei
specialty, and she has the annual task
of passing upon about 8000 alleged in
ventions, of which a dozen may per
haps be practicable.
Mary W. Lee, who was known
throughout the Second Corps of the
Army of the Potomac as "Mother
Lee," died in Philadelphia the othei
day. During the war she was a volui -
teer field nurse, serving at the front
without pay, and it was there that she
was affectionately nicknamed by tlie
soldiers "Mother Lee."
Perhaps the most curious occupo
tion conceived by a woman is that of
dinner taster. She is a product of
Parisian refinement, as yet unknown
in this country. She spends a part of
each day in visiting houses and tasting
the dishes intended for dinner. She
suggests improvements, and shows the
cook new ways of preparing dishes.
An English woman in London
chased n thief who had stolen her poo
ketbook, caught him and held him by
the collar until help came and he wn,
arrested. A young woman nt Copen
hflgrn showed similar pluck; ns are
w rd she was presented with a diamond
l-rooch by the chief of police and a
ne-.wmr. 1 ni..u offered to marry tv r
.1 foil for her cx-.b.Y.
'ay/ awt 73 'i i mm
Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov't Report
Ml aIIA H3 AH HOUIH r
ABSOLUTELV PURS _
A 1511/ffit on tlio Honeymoon.
The slush in Fulton street was
ankle-deop, but they didn't seem to |
notice it It was raining with all
the ingenuity of a March storm, but
they had no umbrella, and as they i
stood arm-in-arm at Broadway and i
Fulton streets, they looked as If they
had been married about ten minutes.
He was a thin young man, with a
brown derby hat and a siightly
troubled look. She was young and
pretty, and she wore a pair of white
kid shoes, and a big white hat with
pink roses all over it and she was too
hippy to think of the weather.
"Oh, William," Bhc whispered, as
she nestled closer to the thin young
man, "isn't It glorious to be alone
together, darling, in a great city?"
I The thin young man made no re
ply. The rainwater was dripping
from his brown derby—like medicine
out of a patent dropper.
"All alone," slie continued, gazing
blissfully at the tower on the West
ern Union Building, and, getting a
firmer grip on the thin young man's
right arm, "home and friends far
away, and though the multitude is
surging around us, we two are none
together, dearest, and Its me and you
against tho world; ain't it. William?"
William made no response. He
shook some of the rainwater oft his
brown soggy derby, and then he said:
"Let's go back to the hotel, Martha,
and set down. If we was lied up like
chickens to stand around on one leg
In the rain, I wouldn't mind. But
there's a hole in my left gum apum
bln' water like a house afire, and I
tell you, Martha, this girt of tiling is
soneezin' the honevmonn."
Hereditary Liar.
"Father, did you ever used to lie
wlion you were a hoy."
"No, my son," said t'lo paternal, who
evidently did not recall the past with
any distinctness.
"Nor mother, eithor?" persisted the
young lawyer.
"No; b it why?"
"Oh, because I don't see how two
peo, lo who never told a lie could have
a boy who tells as many as I do. Where
could I havo got it from ?"
A Flattery.
A famous French glutton, who wai
conspicuously overeating at a dinnei
some years ago, excused himself from
time to time by quoting tho poet
Boileau's well-known line:
"In eating we.l, I praise tho food."
"Ah, sir," said one of the guests,
significantly, "you carry praise to the
point of flattery."
"German
Syrup"
Justice of the Peace, George Wil
kinson, of Lowville, Murray Co.,
Minn., makes a deposition concern
inga severe cold. Listen to it. "In
the Spring of 1888, through ex
posure I contracted a very severe
cold that settled on my lungs. This
was accompanied by excessive night
sweats. One bottle of Boschee's
German Syrup broke up the cold,
night sweats, and all and left me
in a good, healthy condition. I can
give German Syrup my most earnest
commendation." ®
Unlike the Dutch Process
No Alkalies
Other Chemicals
PfWdSfe arc used in the
preparation of
tppK W. BAKER & CO.'S
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Swearing a Cause for Thanks.
Tho Bishop was no sailor. IT,
thought the capful of wind was an
Atlantic storm, and worried tho cap
tain by asking him constantly it
there was any clanger. Tie captain
led his lordship to tho hatch over tho
fo'es'le. "Ton hear the crew blas
pheming," ho said; "do you think
those men would use sucli oaths il
there was any danger of their meet
ing death?"
Tho sun set in an angry storm-torn
sky, the wind rose higher yet and the
good steamer pitched and rolled and
groaued and creaked.
It, was midnight, and a portly fig.
uro crept forward to tl.o fo'es'lo
hatch, the dim light glimmered upon
a pair of skin-clad calves and an
apron.
"Thank heaven!" murmured the
bishop, "they are still swearing."
IF J'our scales and measures are
wrong your heart is not right.
tm. Kii/niiirs
OMf
CURE© til.ln
La Grippe! Grippe! Grippe!
After Effects Cured.
Mr. Ililscr writes:—"l bad a1 ad nttai k '-r the
. nad bad nd
k- i• • •-.! liver
C ,\4 if and Oil! each pain and
nil ... nmy back and legal
nn-i '/.iv.-r il::;:;":t that I u-j <1
cent >: -.u'tiUy grew worse until
I was a Physic: ! wreck
on A Riven up to d . • ' moo
bot tlo of Dr. Kilmer' W/! "" -I OOT,and
boforo 1 had used r.11 I' !.•• • til l ft.lt
better,nntl to-day 1 urn .t r> v.< :i t . \ r. A
year has pussed and not a trace of tho Grippe
i.s left.
jßp-Sfw'i 2 d: ;; Life,
1). 11. UiLGEIf, nnlme\ji!e, I'a., Jan. 10th, 1813
Af Druafffi ft
"Invalids' Guide to Health" freo • limitation fn o.
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