Trade journals are noting the fact that the price of wool is the lowest in its history. The "trusty" prisoner iu a peni tentiary belongs, in the opinion of the Washington Star, to the same general class as the gun that nobody knew was loaded. There is one place where a woman get's a man's pay for doing a man's work. It is the Township of Marsh field, Maine, and any woman who wishes to work out her road tax can do to and have her day's work count fo* us much as a man's. As an instance of the wonderful growth of the English language, it may he noted, observes the Detroit Free Press, that, whereas Noah Web ster could not find 80,000 words to put in his compilation, the recent Century Dictionary comprises more than 200,- 000. " At the beginning of this year there were 1108 submarine cables in exist ence, of which 880 belonged to different dominions, and 288 to private com panies. The former possessed a length of 10,65*2 miles nnd the latter had a length of 144,748 miles, thus the total length was 161,395 miles. The, Terra Haute (Ind.) Gazette ex claims : "Take all the noted cathedrals and public buildings and monuments and colossal statuary of the ancient and modern world and group them in the Elysian fields and one might see the equal in beauty and radiant splendor of the magical White City as viewed from the top of the Manu factures and Liberal Arts Building. But until that is done the White City will stand alone a peerless gem in the dkdem of the centuries." The annual loss of human life by lightning shock is very great through out the world. In European Russia, from 1885 to 1892, no less than 2270 persons were killed in this way. In Austria during the same time the electric fluid killed 1700 persons. Ten thousand persons are reported as hav ing been struck by lightning during the past tweutv-nine years, with 2252 deaths, in France, while in the United States 202 deaths from lightning were recorded in 1892. The effects of light ning stroke are usually shock and coma and partial or complete loss of sight or hearing. The tissues are often burned superficially or deeply. Vice-Admiral Colomb, of the British Navy, who is regarded as one of th € leading naval authorities of tho world, has expressed an opinion regardimg the most available types of war ships, particularly for the United States. He says that wo should build battle ships, armored cruisers and torpedo boats, because they will bo what we shall need in case of any war we are likely to have. He says that if he had control of the Navy Department of the United States he would look at the | Nations with whom this couutry might go to war, and would then provide enough battle ships to be superior to the battle ships of any one of these possible enemies, and continually keep up this superiority. He would also build fast cruisers, many of which should be armored—vessels like the New York for example—ami then, in addition, fast torpedo boats as a menus of coast defense. Tho President of a life insurance company has recently made public some interesting facts concerning sui cide. It said that in 1877, of the peo ple whose lives were insured, 1.28 per cent, died by their own hands. Since then the life insurance conipanicshave practically discontinued the policy of refusing to pay in case of suicide, nnd the result is that the ratio of suicides to the insured population lias increased alarmingly. The President whose statements we have quot .1 says: "It is passing strange that men will delib erately contrive the means of their own destruction in order to get the, ! best of a life insurance company and leave money to those who come after ! them. Perhaps there is nothing very strange in it, comments the Atlanta Constitution. In this country there are plenty of men who are afraid of nothing in this world or in the next. The only good thing about them is the natural affection they feel for their families. They belong to the utterly hopeless and desperate class. They see no chance of providing for the im mediate wants of their loved ones un less they insure their lives and step out of the world. Free-thinking in religion and our social conditions aro largely responsible for this state of iffairs. The life insurance companies will have to change their regulations when they find that a very large per jeutage of their customers do not eon lider life worth living. THY LOVE. After tlie noonday heat, : ?00l shadows, soft-descending from above, I An 1 all the bells of Twilight chiming . \ud love—thy love .' I After the storm nnl strire, | Over the calm seas, swift nnd sure-the dove, rearing the oMvo through a rainbowed I llfo. Sweet with thy love 1 After the darkened light, faith that finds wings, stars and great s'nrs above. An 1 earth's last memory sweet with thy j "Good-night—'' Thy lips, thy love . -Frank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution, i THE ALLIGATOR'S SERMON.) EY A. G. CANFIELD. IKE most Southern k 11 gentlemen at that 11 time, RobConnell's {T\ It X father owned /ft \ slaves. Unlike most Southern ln dies, Rob's mother | I j—v had a morbid hor- \ ror of the effects of the companionship XjtTr of the slaves on her children. She had caused a ten-foot nnn f mmmm f eace to be bniit between the "great house" yard and I he quarters of the house servants, and hevond this fence Rob was forbidden, ■ under severe penalties, to go. But alus! the fence only served to j increase Rob's desire to go to the 1 quarters. A visit to Uncle Isaac's or Aunt Esther's cabin had always been a delight to hiin. Jt was his chiefest joy to sit in the chimney-corner, and while the 'possum cooked in the skillet and the ash-cake baked on the hearth listen to tales of spooks wandering through lonely graveyards and "ha'nts" infesting deserted houses until his flesh crept. These enticements, always strong, became irresistible after the erection of j that fence. Many a night after he 1 was supposed to be tucked up in ! bed sound asleep, Rob had scaled the j wall and found his way to Uncle Ike's ' cabin. Ono night when Rob was unlawfully j present Uncle Ike announced that he should start for Lake Cocodri next morning before daylight, and request ed his "of 'ooman" to put him up a snack of corn bread and bacon to re fresh him on the way. "What are you going to Cocouri I for, Uncle Ike," asked Rob. "I'se gwine cotch a mess o' tish fur ! yer ma, honey. She say to me dis nr- ' ternoon, 'Uncle Ike,' she say, 'l's gwino hah lots o' comp'ny tomorrer, 'u' I wants a nice dish o' fish fur din ner, 'n' you's de man to cotch 'em.' 'X so I is. Ef dar's a trout in dat lake I'se boun' fur ter hab him out'n dnr 'fo' ten erclock to-morrer." "Please, Uncle Ike, let me go! I can catch fish, too, and between us we'Jd be sure to get enough." "Oat's so, chile, case I doneteached yer to bait yer hook 'n' frow yer line myse'f. But whar yer ma gwine sav 'bout you gwino fishin', 'stead o' gwine to school?" "Oh, I'll make it all right with ! mother. She won't care, I know. I ' can get her consent." "Well, honey, ole Ike'll he pow'ful proud o' yer comp'nv, ef so he's yer sholy sagaßhuato yer ma ob yer per ' tensions." Before daybreak next morning Rob stole softly out of the house and joined Ike at the stables. He had not had the slightest intention to ask leave. His father was absent on a "camp-liunt" for deer, and Rob was quite certain that his mother would not let him go. His teacher's rules against truancy were strict and rigidly enforced ; ami besides, Cocodri was considered a very dangerous place. This lake, in central Louisiana, was I once so much infested by great alli gators that the French called it Lake Crocodile, and its present name is hut a corruption of that term. Nor had the race of saurians died out there, by any means. Many alligators still in habited it. The lake was one of the best, fishing grounds in the neighborhood, but none except expert boatmen ever ven tured upon it. There were strong i eddies and counter currents in many places—for the lake is but a broaden ing of a river which flows through it. A capsize was especially dangerous on account of the alligators. Rob knew all this, but the sense of peril only added zest to his anticipa tion of pleasure. It was a glorious summer morning. The cool breeze, laden with the per fume of the pine-treep, blew freshly in their faces. Rob's pony paced gaily alongside of old Ike's mule. The old man was full of chat. Rob would have been happy under other circumstances, but he was not happy now. An uneasy sense of falsehood and bad conduct weighed heavily on him. | He had not only deceived and disobeyed | his mother, but had duped the honest ■ old negro into believing that she sanc- I tinned his frolic. He. had untruthfully made Ike responsible fur his own esca pade. Besides, his father might be at Co- : codri hunting, for the swamp about the lake was a famous covert for deer. Suppose they met; what would follow? < More falsehoods, or else a humiliating j confession in presence of all the gen tlemen of the neighborhood. Better ; confess now to Ike, and turn back. But though Rob was ashamed of his ; deceit, he was also ashamed to acknowl- ; edge it, and went doggedly on, trying j to quiet his conscience by repeating to himself, "It's no harm to go fishing. Mother won't mind when she knows ' I'm with Uncle Ike. She knows he'll take cure of inc. And if the teacher does whip me to-morrow, I shall have had my fun, anyway." But the fun would not begin. Rob was not enjoying himself at all. At • last he grew so uncomfortable that he was forced to disburden his mind of some portion of its load. "Uncle Ike," he said, "I feel like something had was going to happen to [ me to-day." "Whaffer you say dat, Marse Rob, honey?" asked the old man, anxiously. "T druther be gwine down to de plan tation wid n note in my pocket fur a whippin' dan fur you to git hurted i longer me. Whaffer you say dat, chile?" ! j "Oh, I don't know," replied Rob, captiously. "Only it seems to me | we're going to have bad luck. Fish won't bite, or something of the sort." "Don't you be skeered o' dat, honey. I knows dem fronts, 'n' I got de right sort o' bait an' dis yer goad to tickle dey noses. Yer ma sholy hab her mess o' fish, Marse Rob." 1 j They had now entered the lake "bottom," and had to pick their wav 5 to avoid the swinging grape-vines, ' j rotten trees, stumps, cypress knees ' J and mud holes through which wound • j the narrow track they were follov.- • ing. ■ If Rob had been alone he would f j have been lost in five minutes, for the > path was crossed and recrossed and l * intertwined with half a hundred others I made by hogs, deer or cattle, and all t j looking exactly alike; but the old negro went on without hesitation, and I at last they emerged from the dense ! jungle on the border of the lake, j The water shoals so much in ap proaching the shore that it is difficult to fish from the bank. Uncle Ike was ' provided for this emergency; he kept I a canoe hidden among the bushes at • the water's edge ; but it was a rickety, ' | primitive affair to trust one's life to. U "Now, Marse Rob," said Ike, as he - | held the boat steady, "you sot right i i downdar, 'n' don't yer budge 'cep'n to [ J frow yer line. Ef yer gits to wobblin' ' | 'bout 'n' jumpin' up 'n' down lak boys • mos'ly does, dis pirogue gwine upsot, sho, 'a' den whar'll us be?" j Rob promised to sit still, nnd old Ike seized his paddle and sent the j little boat swiftly toward the centre of the lake. j They fished here for a while with good success, but there was no shade j near them, and the heat, pouring ! down from the sky and reflected from j the water, becno** intolerable to Rob, | whose skii* blistered in the fervid rays ; which seemed only to warm his com panion pleasantly. i "Uncle Ike," lie said, presently, "do- I let's paddle in the shade of that tree!, I can't stand this sun. The fish will 4 , j bite just as well there." | Ike cast a dubious glance toward the; | tree mentioned—a submerged monarch. ! of the forest whose top had yielded to ; the slow decay of centuries and off piecemeal, but which still stretched broad green arms over the water. "I dunno, Marse Rob; dey mought, 'n'dey moughtn't. Hush-sli! I got ai bite!" Another moment or two passed.. Then Rob flung his fishing-pole to the bottom of the boat and petulantly ex claimed : "I'm going to get out of this sun. Uncle Ike ! I won't be roasted alive !' M "Des ez you say, young marse," re- > , plied the old man submissively, as hei ! began slowly winding up his line. Perhaps Rob's troubled conscience) , made him ill-natured, ami the beat cer-> tainly had a tendency to make him so. Impatiently ho snatched the paddle, and with a few sharp, quick strokes brought the pirogue under the shadow of the tree. Uncle Ike looked up in time to see, but nol toward, tlae danger. A swift, strong eddy swept round the 'trunk, and in an instant*tho current' sucked the boat into its vurtex. At the old man'stcry of alarm, Rob not knowing what ar where the dan ger was, sprang impulsively to his feet. At the same instuntthe other end of the canoe struck against the tree. Over the frail craft went,♦and left both its occupants floundering in the water. Scarcely had they 'touched the sur : face when there was a ripple to the right of them, a ripple to the left, a swirl and a splash in the near distance. Alligators were flocking in upon them from every direction. "Fur heaben's sake,, Marse Rob!" gasped Ike, as soon as ho caught his breath. "Ketch holt*,er dat limb— swing up—out'n de water—quick, quick!" Instinctively conscious of'his peril, and light and agile as a young panther. Rob seized a branch of the tree and swung himself clear of thebvater. "Higher—higher—yer .ain't out o' reach o'them varmints yit'!" cried Ike, regardless of his own j>eril. When Rob had reached a bough six or seven feet above the water, Ike caught the limb the boy had just left, and by a powerful effort, drew himself up until first his knees and then his feet rested on it and he stood erect, holding to the brauch above. ■f*He had hardly found firm footing when the rush of the alligators made the )ld tree tremble. A black snout appeared here, another there, ajid one hungry monster reared himself against the trunk as if determined to get the first taste. Rob looked at them astounded. He was in an agony of terror lest the old man should be dragged down and de voured. "Come up, here, Uncle Ike?" he cried. "Come up here, I say!" Ike looked at the branch above, 1 looked at the swarm of bloodthirsty ! j brutes below, and shook his head, j "Dat ar limb ain'tstrong 'nough to jbar us bofe, Marse Rob I'se tek my chance here.' I "You sha n't! you sha'n't! Look at j that fellow! he'll have yon in another j i minute! Climb up, or I'll conic ! straight down." I I bus urged, the negro made a spring : upward, striking his feet against the limb below to aid his ascent. At the sumo moment tho alligator struck it also. It slivered and broke while the huge saurian fell back into the lake with a sullen plunge and disappeared. Death was staved off for the present, but for how long? Would the branch they were clinging to prove more trust worthy than the one they had left? There was no other available. All the branches above them were bore and rotten to the root. The cur rent had swept their boat far beyond reach, and the turmoil of the water below showed thnt the alligators were waiting for their prey. There the cun ning brutes would wait until exhaustion forced their victims to fall into their jaws. Rob slid Ike shouted for help, in the forlorn hope that some hunter or fisher might hear them; hut the gloomy swamp swallowed up their voices, and returned not even an echo to give them delusive comfort. If Rob had been so disposed, he could have found food for reflection in the sermon the alligators were preaching to him on the evil conse quences of disobedience and deceit; but he was too full of terror and de spair to think of anything but the ter rible fate which threatened him. After a while he noticed Ike anxious ly examining the bough they were rest ing on. When the old man looked up his face was ashy. "Marse Rob," he whispered. His voice shook in spite of his brave effort to steady it. Rob looked at him si lently. "Marse Rol>, die here limb erackin'. Look dar!" He pointed to a rift nenr where it joined the trunk. "It can't hoi' us bofe up much longer." Rob gazed in dumb, questioning de spair into the negro's face. "It can't hoi' lis bofe, but it kin hoi' you, young marse ! Ye're little 'n' light; it'll b'ar yo' weight. Yer mar trus'n you to me, 'n' I mils' tek keer on yer. I'll des let go 'n' drap." With a wild sob the hoy flung his arms around the old negro's neck. "O Uncle Ike! sli3 didn't! she did n't! I lied to you about it. Mother didn't trust me to you—she never knew I was coming! You shan't die for me! I don't deserve it! I don't! I don't!" "Well, den, Marse Rob, you triih'n vo'se'f tt> me, 'n' dat's de mo' cause I ah'u'd tek kecr on yer. I couldn't go home widout yer, V tell ole marse 'u' mia' I lef yer to bo eat up by dem varmints. I cudn't do it ef I had de chance, 'n' I ain't got no chance. But de limb 'll b'ar you up be yo'se'f, 'n' dem creeters mought go off after dey Rob seized tho old man more tightly. " 'N" den you kin swim ter lan' eaay," Ike went on. " 'Tain't noways, hardly. 'N' ef yer does get aafe to Inn,' honey, don't yer try to tine yer way out'n de swamp. Des you ontie my ole mule, 'n' he'll lead yer atraght home. 'N' when yer gita to be a man, young marse, yer'll tek keer o' de ole 'oman 'n' de Chilian's, 'n' neber part 'em, far ole Ike's sake." AH if they heard and understood, three or four alligators here reared their ugly heads from the water, and 1 tixed their dull, cruel eyes on their . expected victim. The old man shud dered violently and turned his eyes way. "Oh, stop! stop!" cried the boy. "Only look to what you're going. Oh, hold on just a little longer ! Let me holler again. Maybe somebody will hoar." "Holler dez ez much ez yer choose, honey, but I'so feared nobody won't hear yer, 'cep'n dem varmints down dar, 'n' 'twon't mek no sort o' def ffunce to dem." Bob raised his voice in a shrill, de spairing scream. "Help ! help ! help!" A loud shout came in answer, and round a point of land close by swept a four-oared boat rowed swiftly to their rescue. "Oh, thank God! thank God !" cried the boy. "Saved, Uncle Ike, both saved!" I His exultant cry was half drowned lin the loud, ominous crack of the j bough. It split through half its length, and the end drooped down toward the water. Without a word old Ike loosed his hold, while tho branch, relieved from his weight, partially regained its place. A splash in tho water, a scream of agony, shouts, blows, shots tired in quick succession were the last sounds Hob heard, as his hold relaxed and he fell senseless into the water, to be iu ! stantly pulled out and laid in the boat. When he came to himself, his head | was resting on his father's knee and his father's eyes were looking anxiously i in his face, but no one else paid any | attention to him. All were busy round a body lying in the bottom of the boat. Oh, was Uncle Ike saved after nil? Yes, by prompt succor and desperate efforts, the wreck of the faithful, brave old man was rescued from the savage jaws of the alligators, but with one arm gone, and a piece torn from his side. Uncle Ike would never again be of much service as a "hand," but he had earned exemption from hard labor for the rest of his life, if any man ever did. Providentially, the neighborhood | doctor was in tho boat—.a rough coun -1 try practitioner who loved hunting and I fishing much better than his profession. But he was a good surgeon for all that. He made a tourniquet out of a strip from his bandana handkerchief and a joint of his fishing Tod, tied the sev ( red arteries with a silk fishing line, slender as a thread but strong as wire, and was looking round as if in search of something else when his eyes en countered Rob's. "Hullo, youngster!" he exclaimed, "haul off that shirt and let your hack Idi. tcr as well as your face. You're at the bottom of this mischief, I'll he ! bound, and you may as well take your | share of the penalty." 4 Riglit willingly Rob took off his calico shirt, which the doctor tore into bandages, and with them stanched the old negro's wounds. Then a dose of brandy was administered from his master's hunting flask, and soon Uncle Ike opened his eyes. "He'll do now," said the doctor. "Lucky for both of you we saw your canoe floating bottom upward and knew it for old Ike's. We were com ing to his help as fast as we could when we heard you yell, young man. We had a scrimmage for it though. I never saw such ferocity. 'Pon my soul, I thought the ugly brutes would have eaten us, boat and all. Take my ad vice, youngster, and don't come fishing in Rake Cocodri again until you can manage to keep out of alligators' jaws." Rob took the advice and the lesson, too, to heart. Henceforth, ns boy or man, he never let a lie pass his lips, nor even let his silence mislead any one. His friends sometimes laughed at his excessive punctiliousness. Rob let them laugh and would shake his head seriously and say. "1 got enough of telling falsehoods when I was a boy. If you had come as near to being eaten up alive by alli gators, for not sticking close to the truth, as T did, I reckon you'd hold fast to it. for the rest of your lives, as T mean to do. "' —Youth's Companion. | SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Lions, bears, goats and other ani mals take to the tobacco habit. The largest stationary engine in the world is used to pump out the zinc mines nt Friedenville, Penu. Its driv ing wheels are thi* '"-fivo feet in di ameter. The electric railwa> has penetrated even the fastnesses of the Tyrolean Mountains, a road twenty-seven miles long being projected between Riva and Pinzolo. The carbon of the food, mixed with the oxygen of the air, furnishes fuel for the body, which evolves the heat in exactly the same wuy that a fire or candle does. That fragile and paradoxical wonder, the "snow plant," which is found in the Sierra Nevada Mountains, is pro nounced by western botanists as prob ably our most remarkable plant. Lightning is zig zag because, as it condenses the air in the immediate ad vance of its path, it flies from side to side in order to pass where there is the least resistance to its progress. The British Admiralty lias directed that all ships fitted with 300 and 400 ampere dynamos are to be specially swung for the purpose of ascertaining the effect of the dynamos on the ships' j compasses. In Baltimore, Md., a pneumatic de vice for the front of street cars has been patented, the purpose of which ia to push obstructions, such as the • bodies of persona, out of the way with , out harming them. A method has been discovered by a French inventor for the preparation of iron so that it can bo alloyed with other metals generally, and' particu larly with copper and zine, to produce a white alloy, which the inventor terms "iron silver." The intensity of confined sound is illustrated nt Causbrook Castle, Isle of Wight, whero there is a wall 200 feet deep and twelve feet in diameter, lined with smooth masonry. When a pin is dropped into it the sound of it strik ing the water, 182 feet below, can be distinctly heard. A bridge of concrete is being con structed over the l'ennypack Creek at Pine Road, Fox Chase, Penu. The outside surface will be pebble-dashed and outlined in imitation of pointed stone work, so that when completed it will present the appearance of a hand some cut-stone structure. Four electric lights, each powerful enough to illuminate a "sphero of water" eight feet in diameter, are to be placed as many feet under the sea off the pier of Atlnntic City, N. J. Each light will he enclosed in a globe, which in its turn will be in a ease of ,glass that will protect the heated globe from the water. Fish will not only bo 'visible as they dart across the lighted mass of water, bt will also be attract ed by the lights. Hedges for Shady Places. It is often desirable to have hedges along lines where large trees are already growing. Evergreens are wholly un fitted for these situations; only decidu ous shrubs can be employed. Among the best of these are tho various varie ties of privet, They stand dry ground better than almost anything else. It is not so much the shade which injures the hedges in these situations as it is the drying of the grouud by the roots of the trees. When we imagine the enormons amount of moisture trans piring from thousands of leaves of frees, wo can readily see how dry the ground must, be which has to supply this moisture. But those who have practical experience understand this without even a thought of the philoso phy involved.—Meehan's Monthly. Price Paid for Slaves. It is very curious to read in on old Roman history of the price paid for slaves in the palmy days of the Empire. As a general thing, a laborer could be bought for about SBO of our inonev, but after a province had been conquered | or a great victory won, hundreds would sometimes be bought for $5 or $lO each. After the siege of Jerusalem by Titus, the price of slaves fell to st. i Skilled laborers and artisans brought more. A gardener was worth about SOOO, a blacksmith, $700; a good cook often broughtssooo, an actor or actress SSOOO, and a physician, slo,ooo.—New York Journal. jNOVEL ARMY RAFT. MADE OF INFLATED OX HIDES AND VERY BUOYANT. The I'neful Invention of a Itußßlan Army Officer—The 11!]> of the Beeves Slaugh tered to Support an Army on the March I tilised as Boats to Cross Streams. Substitute for Pontoons. A Russian engineering journal put> lshcs some details describing a novel Method of crossing rivers upon rafts supported by Inflated ox hides. Some Interesting experiments were recent ly made by the Russian military authorities which showed that the system will be of great service to an army in the Held. Leather bags made from ox hides are each susceptible of supporting a weight equal to two or more men upon tho surface of the water. Droves of cattle that accompany an army to be slaughtered for food fur nish a ready supply of hides neces sary In the construction of floating rafts. Although the subject may be somewhat technical, it seems Inter esting to know how it is possible to make these air sacks in the field. When the ox is killed the head is cut off close up and a slit made in the skin of the chest. Then the skin is 4) 3JJ TUB WAT THE BERT IS SKINNKD cut above the knees and the legs un lolnted at the knees. The skinning commences at the neck and by means of incisions at the proper places and taking out the internal organs dur ing the process the hide is generally drawn off intact. To close the open ings of the hide, small slita like but ton-holes are made through both thicknesses near the edge. Then the hide is turned, the hair inside. Wooden pegs are put through the slits and the openings wound with several turns of beef tendons, which are held in place by the pegs. The skin is again turned, the hair out side. Before closing the lait opening a hollow bamboo peg Is introduced in the leg and the hide inflated with a bellows or the mouth. The raft timbers arc Hi to 12 feet In length and 2 to .1 Inches in diame ter. The inflated hides, four to eight In number, are tied to the corners of the raft. Figure 3 represents such i raft transporting Russian troops. Oar locks are made to support the oars. The raft is floored for trans portation of Infantry and artillery. An air sack made of o* hide weighs ilmut twenty-flvc pounds, and can :arry a weight equal to the animal that It was taken from. A raft sup ported by four hides will carry ten men and rise six Inches above the water. With six hides it will carry twenty men and project three to four Inches above the water. Four of AN isrr.ATKD nina these men can do the rowing. The hides can be used as soon as made Into air sacks, but to preserve them my length of time they should be well salted and dried for three or four days In a ventilated shed and the fresh side coated with a mixtur* of tallow and tar. These Inflated hides are so buoyant that a large number of soldiers and pieces of artillery can be transported •cross rivers and other bodies of water, an I at much less labor and expense than is involved in carrying t heavy pontoon bridge. Kgg-Btea)lng Hens. In Captain Ilendire's "Life His tories of North American Rirds," the hen of the Canada grouse is reported is a confirmed egg-thief. A number of these birds were observed in cap tivity to rob one another's nests fre quency. Two liens had their nests near to gether. about two feet apart and as each laid every other day, one nest wou'd be vacant while the other was occupied. The hen that laid last would not go away until she had stolen the nest-egg from the other nest and placed it in her own. A hen was once seen to attempt to steal an egg from another nest twenty feet distant. She worked for half an hour or so, but did not succeed in moving the coveted egg more than eight feet—the way being uphill. The egg escaped her and rolled back a foot or two so often that she gave up the task in disgust. One evening the observer found one hen on the nest, and knew that she was beginning to set. as all the other hens had gone to roost. Slipping his hand under her he found three eggs, Ihc nest-egg, an cgtshe had Just laid, find one stolen from a neighboring best. He took two out and held them be fore her, when she placed her bill pver one and tried to pull It out of Ms hand. As he refused to let her have if, she placed her bill over the remaining egg and pushed it hack out of sight, as much as to say, "You have two, and that is all you can have." she pleaded so hard for the other eggs that he took theui away with much reluctance. THE OLD LOVE SON<£ riay p slowly, sing it lowly, * Old familiar tune! Once it ran in dance and dimple, Like a brook in June ; Now it sobs along the measures With a sound of tears ; Dear old voices echo through it, Vanished with the years. Hippie, ripple goes the love song Till, in slowing time, Early sweetness grows completeness. Floods its every rhyme : Who together learn the musio Life and death unfold ; Know that love is just beginning Until love is old. riay it slowly, it is holy, / As an evening hymn ; Morning gladness hushed to sadness Fills it to the brim. Memories home within tho rausio Stealing through the bars ; Thoughts within its quiet spao€3 Rise and set like stars. —The Campus. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Weeds of woe—Two for five. A noted composer--Chloroform. Court martial—A soldier's wooing. A green-goods man—The vegetable vender. —Truth. A man is known by the company that blackballs him.—Ram's Horn. A secret is a plant that waits to hear the leaves of gossip.—Ram's Horn. The still watches of the night—Thoso which have not been wound.—Truth. An escaping prisoner seldom begs pardon for the liberty he takes.--Troy Press. You can't tell by the blossoms which of the apples will be wormy.—Texas Sittings. It takes either a good deal of push or a pull to get through the doors of life. —Truth. The Toy Pistol— 4 'l'm loaded." Tho Trigger— 4 'Don't get gay or I'll firo you."—Chicago Record. A man attempting to live in style on a small salary is like n dog fighting without front teeth. Puck. Miss Elderly— 4 'What would you do if I told you my age?" He—"Multiply it by two."—Brooklyn Life. There is a language of flowers, as, for instance, when a barefooted boy step! on a thistle.—Minneapolis Journal. "What's the matter with the horned horse?" asked the tiger. "It has the gnu-monia," replied the lion.—Puck. There is a tied in the affairs of the men which, if taken at the knot, leads to strangulation. —Thomasville Times. "How much do you Jove me, my pretty maid?" "How much is your fortune, kind sir? ' sho said. ---Chicago Record. Young Author—"Don't you like to see yourself in print?" Debutante— "No; I prefer silk."—New York Jour* nal. These are the times when a good many of us have to sit down and think to find out where wo stand.—Troy Press. Van Wither—"Miss Gladys is n lovely girl, hut sho has no heart." Von Miner—"Yes, she has—mine."— Vogue. "Has man n perfect organ of speech ?" "Yes." "Has woman, also?" "No; hers is made without stops."—Harvard Lumpoon. 4 4 Why did they name that paper The Ladies' Friend ?" "I suppose be* cause it makes such good curl papers." —Statesman. Why express surprise that a young man should get giddy when a pretty girl violently turns his head. "—Phila delphia Times. "He is flippant. He can't be serious if he tries." "Yes, he can. He is very serious when he tries to be funny."— Brooklyn Life. Money may be the root of all evil; but it is a root, nevertheless, that bears many flowers of everlasting beauty.—Puck. The fitness of things is well main tained when the impatient diner is served with food prepared in a chafing dish.—Buffalo Courier. 4 'Falser sings beautifully, but they tell me he can't tell the truth." "That's right. He's the most truth ful 4 lyre'iu the State."—Detroit Free Press. Dinkle—"lt h a strange thing to me how a short man always wants a tall girl. " Duukle— 4 'Humph ! It's a strange thing to me how a short man wants any girl. I'm blamed if I do when I'm short. "—Buffalo Courier. Colonel Wellington de Boots-- 4 'lt is almost impossible for you, Miss Nprytelv, to imagine what a huge amount of work I have to do, for I am not only commander of the regiment, but also its Major, Adjutaut, andgo<#- ness knows what !" Miss Sprytely— "Your our trumpeter, too, Colonel?" —Tudy. Why Car Wheel* Wear Out. A car-wheel wears out because the metal of which it is composed comes iway in thin scales. A microscopic examination shows that the continual jarring has a tendency to destroy the coherence of the particles, and thus gradually disintegrates the whole, j -.ar-wheels long in use become so brittle that a stout blow with a heavy aammer will sometimes cause them to ay into fragments as though they were made of gluss.—New York lournal. Bullets of Precious Stones. Bulletß made of precious stones aro rarities in warfare. But during the recent fighting on the Kashmir fron •icr, when the British troops defeated •he rebellious Hun/.as, the itptivet* wed bullets of garnets encased in lead.