Will the Widow Capture Him.
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ing that young man of yours. Miss
Sharpgirl—l'll never give her the
chance. Tire man a widow would
marry In pretty sure to make a go_d
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It's Different Now—A Different Vo{bl
cle A Victory —No Go ln* a
World's Fair Restaurant, Ktc. *•-
Time was when good old Boston
WHS the literary town.
But 'ts fame is slowly tailing j
And its tone i 6 going down.
For the West is now ascendant
With its enterprising men.
And Chicago bents the whole world
With the product of the pen.
—Boston Budget
A DIFFERENT VEHICLE.
'•Pnrslow is what you call a -hack
writer, isn't he?"
"No ; Parslow writes truck."—ruck.
NO GO.
"Why didn't you invite *Oholly to
stay for lunch?"
"We haven't a bit of baby/food in
the house."—Truth.
i
ANGLERM ANIA.
The rrofeefor—"l've efutility n pood
mnny trout that weighed eeveu pounds."
The Colonel—"Yes. It takes a good
many to weigh that."—Puck.
A VICTORY.
"This is the proudest moment of my
life."
"Why, what have you done?"
"I lmve at last absolutely mastered
my vanity."
MITIGATION.
"How could Jnnette marry that old
man ? The idea of being tied up to
him for life!"
"You must remember it's only for
his life."—Judge.
BOBHRA UNDERSTOOD THE USE OF WORDS.
"Listen, Bobbie; this rich cake is
very unhealthy, and I—"
Bobbie—"Well, suppose we put it
right out of its misery, Mamma."—
Chicago Inter-Ocean.
A SAD CASE.
Vokes—"Gilleland is so stupid that
many people think him wise."
Meekison— "His case is even worse
than that. He is so stupid that he
thinks himself wise."—Life.
I.AST RESORT.
'How did you ever manage to get
into your trunk without a hair-pin?"
"Oh, pshaw! it was too easy."
"It was?"
• 'Yes; I remembered I had the key."
J udgo.
IN GREAT DEMAND.
Lawyer—"Do you know where that
sign of mino is—-'Back in Ten Min
utes !'"
Boy—"Yes, sir; the lawyer next
door borrowed it a few minutes ago.
He said he was going to the ball game."
—Puck.
A WOMAN'S YE3.
Giles—"A statistical fiend lias fig
nred out that there are twenty-five ways
of telling whether a girl loves you."
De Garry—"The first, of course, is
whether she tells you so."
Giles—".ND ; that isn't nny way at
all."—Judge.
IN A WORLD'S FAIR RESTAURANT.
Patron—"What's this item on the
lull for? I didn't have any chicken
croquettes."
Waiter—"Ze gen'leman forget. Ze
gen'lemau secure one gran-' ap'tite
vatcliing ze oppozeet gen'lemen eat ze
croquettes."—Chicago Record.
SUSPICIOUS.
"Mike," said one tramp to another,
"the woman that lives in that house
has just baked a pie an' sot it on the
window shelf."
"Hadn't wo better go an' eat it?"
"I don't know. Maybe that's what
she put it there for."—Washington
Star.
A VENGEFUL GIRL. *
"Did yon hear of Miss Keedick's
frightful revenge because Mr. Bkidds
jilted her and married Sue Gaskctt?"
"No; what was it?"
"She went with Sue to help her se
lect her house-furnishing, and you just
ought to see it I"—Judge.
INCURABLE.
May— "Why is it that people really
know so.little about love?"
Frank—"Because it is a disease that
leaves its victims in such a pitiful
| condition of imbecility that they are
wholly incapable of rationally describ
ing their symptoms."—Detroit Free
Press.
GRADES OF QUIETNESS.
Lnmmix—"lsn't a cemetery a quiet
spot ?"
j .Skimgullet—"Yes; but Egyptian
cemeteries are quieter than those in
j this country."
Lnmmix—"How can that be?"
I Skimgullet—"Because in Egypt
mummies the word."—Judge.
ENOUGH AND TO STARE.
The question was once raised as to
which was the more content of the two,
the owner of half a million of money
or the man with seven daughters.
"The latter, of course," was the re
ply,, "for the man with half a million
is always wanting more, while the one
with seven daughters has plenty."—La
Croix.
THE SEASONS.
"Looky here," said Farmer Farweet
in a Chicago restaurant, "can't I get
anything to eat on this meal ticket?"
j "What kind of a ticket is it?" asked
the waiter.
"It's a season ticket."
<C AII rigb*; help yourself. Here they
ere : salt, pepper, vinegar and luuLlarvi.' 1
Washington btnr.
EirrEßPßisr.
Pentist—"Will yen take pns, sir?,'
Patient—"l think I'd better."
Dentist (to clerk) —"Henr;*, make
out ft life and accident policy for this
pentleman—no extra charge, sir— JWMI
see, competition is keqn these days— ,
what's the name, please?—and we have !
to offer extra inducements to hold ou
trade; all ready now, sir."—Puck.
A POWERFUL RETENTION.
"I was in a railroad accident ohce,"
said the man in the smoker to a group
of listeners, "and had both legs and
both arms broken."
"Did you retain your presence ot
mind?" inquired one of the listeners.
"No."
"No? What did you do?"
"I retained a lawyer and got SIO.nDO
damages."—Detroit Free Fress.
DELICATELY KXTRESSED.
"How are you and your husband
coming on?" asked Mrs. Elderly of
Mrs. Newly wed, a neighbor living on
Amsterdam avenue.
"We had a row yesterday. He said
something that I didn't like, something
that made me suspect that he wiehed ]
had ncrer been born."
"What did he say?"
"He said ho wished his mother-ill
law was ail old maid."—Texas Sitt
ings.
BAD FORM.
"I understand you had quite a quar
rel with Rluggins at the club."
"Yes; it really seemed serious for a
time."
"Has there been a reconciliation?"
"No."
"Aren't you afraid he will give you
a whipping?"
"No. I took the precaution to
challenge him. We couldn't be so un
fashionable as to fight now."—Wash
ington Star.
OVERWORKED.
"It was a very sad affair. I told
young Hawkins to go up to my house
and conceal himself in the library w here
ho could overhear all that was said, and
take down a verbatim report."
'iAnd he died from exhaustion, you
6ay ?"
"Alas, yes!'
"There must have been a very long
and animated discussion in the next
room."
"Nothing of the po~t. It was simply
a meeting of the church sewing-circle."
—Judge.
Sentiment Frozen by Vigorous Words.
"What a lovely boy !" she exclaimed,
bending qji enraptured gaze upon a
pretty five-year-old playing on the
green turf of Riverside,
The wholo party paused and petted
him, and a fat little pampered poodle
nosed tho youngster jealously. And
the lad with his golden curls, blue eyes
and aristocratic features, was certainly
a pretty sight. Ho was dressed in o
velvet Eton jacket and cocked hat with
an ostrich feather in it, and his fond
mamma, sitting on the nearest bench,
drank in the glances of admiration and
words of praise as sweetest incense to
her soul.
"Oh, you dear child!" cried another
of the ladies.
"Come away, Fido—he won't bite
you, dear." Still the lad looked on
the pudgy dog doubtfully.
"What would you do if you hart* n
nice little dog like that?" inquired the
lady at the end of the ribbon.
"I—l'd knocked the everlasting stuf
fing out of him !" promptly responded
tho little chap. Whereat his fond
mamma turned crimson.
"Come on, Fido," said the owner ot
the dog stiffly. But the rest of tho
party looked as if in hearty approval
of this sentiment. Especially tho
solemn young man who was with them.
—Pittsburg Dispatch.
How a Famous Rose Was Named.
Although many flowers owe their
names to famous people, there is only
one instance I nown, says Drake's Maga
zine, where a man and a flower received
a title at the same moment. When
Niel, a brave French general, was re
turning from the scene of his victories
in the war between France and Austria
he received from A peasant who wished
to honor the hero, a basket of beauti
ful, pale yellow roses. One of the
stems, which happened to have roots
clinging to it, tho general took to a
florist in Paris, in whose care it re
mained until it became a thriving bush
covered with blossoms. Niel took tho
plant as a gift to the Empress Eugenie.
She expressed t- great admiration for
the exquisite flowers, and on learning
tho rose was nameless, said signifi
cantly : "Then 1 will name it. It shall
be the Marechal Niel," and at the same
moment she bestowed upon the aston
ished general the jeweled baton that
betokened his promotion to tho high
office of marshal of France.
A Powerful Explosive.
Some extraordinary experiments aro
reported from Berlin of the explosive
which is to replace the powder at pres
ent in use iu the German army. The
new exploitive is a greasy substance of
a brown color, of the consistency of
frozen olive oil. It does not explode
by blows or shocks, and if thrown on
to a fire burns slowly with a bluish
flame. It only explodes by the intro
duction of a certain substance, which
is the secret of the inventor. The re
port is not very loud, but the ballistic
effect is said to be nine times that of
powder. A quantity not larger than a
poppy seed of the substance which
causes the explosion is sufficient and it
is inserted into the cartridge by means
of a needle.—New York Commercial
Advertiser.
The Empress of Austria has a lady
doctor in her suite.
Do not wear a veil just below the
nose if the face is long.
Bfme. Modjeska, the tragedienne,
haß educated and named live nephews
and nieces.
One of Mrs. Hicks-Lord's fans, with
its gold and ivory sticks, has a lace
mount valued at 81000.
Mrs. John Sherwood, the New York
deportment authority, says that her
favorite heroine is Portia.
Blrs. Bart, of New York City, has a
bed carved by her own hands. There
is not another like it in the world.
Bfrs. Austin Corbin's drawing-room
in New York City is lighted with elec
tric lights, shaded with pink globes.
Mrs. William Walter Phelps, wife of
the ex-Minislcr to Germany, has
crossed the Atlantic Ocean sixty-live
times.
An elderly bride was tcuently mar
ried in Grimsby, England. Her name
is Mary Heritor, and her age is 102
years.
Blrs. Mary Hall, attorney-at-law,
conducts a class in "Civil Govern
ment" at Woodsido Seminary, Hart
ford, Conn.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, the poetess,
has invented a dress which has no but
tons, hooks or eyes, stridgs or any
other fastonings.
The "foot corset," which is becom
ing popular in Pariß, enables the
wearer to readily crowd a number four
foot into a number three shoe.
Miss Blarv Redmond, the Irish
sculptress, whose colossal statue of
Father Mathew was recently unveiled
in Dublin, is only twenty years of age.
Miss Helen Gould, daughter of Jay
Gould, spends much time at her Irving
ton (N. Y.) estate, where she has one
of the finest conservatories in the coun
try.
The Queen of Italy is said to be one
of the best patrons of music in Europe,
and many young aspirants for musical
honors receive encouragement from
her.
Mrs. Levi P. Morton, wife of the ex-
Vice-President. has a preference for
linen of the whitest, finest and softest,
without lace or color for the dinner
table.
Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt, of New
York City, uses attar of roses, which is
said to cost SSO per ounce, one drop
of which is a veritable benediction to
the senses.
The primrose is very soothing to
those who suffer from excitable over
wrought nerves. Two or three liand
fuls of blossoms should be thrown into
the water of the bath.
Nearly every day flowers and fruit
are sent by Mrs. John Rockefeller,
wife of the Standard Oil king, to St.
Luke's Hospital, in New York City,
across the way from her house.
Two Boston ladies, Miss Laura Lee,
pn artist, and Mrs. Flower, wife of the
editor of the Arena, are said to have
determined to do their calling in dress
reform costumes of the bloomer type.
The ex-Empress Eugenie is said not
to put trust in French medical men.
"When she fell ill of a sore throat in
Tar is, not long ago, she telegraphed
to England for a physician to attend
her.
Mrs. Ormiston Chant, the well
known preacher, says thnt she has offi
ciated in churches of every creed ex
cept those of the Church of England
and the Roman Catholic denomina
tions.
Miss Eleanor Baldwin, who graduated
from the Harvard Annex in the class of
1892, has been appointed to teach
literature and composition in the new
English High Bchool at Worcester,
Mass.
Miss Sallie Pierson, a compositor,
has been appointed State Organizer of
the Federation of Labor for Indiana.
She has supported herself and mother
by type setting since she was sixteen
years of age.
Doctor Julia Washburn, of Lexing
ton, Ky.," is in charge of a bureau in
the Kentucky State Medical Society,
and will deliver the public address
this year, at the meeting of that body
in Danville, on "Women in Medi
cine. "
Tho Baroness Burdett-Coutts has
taken to "book-writing," and a work
on the philanthropic work of women
throughout the world, shortly to ap
pear in London, will be entirely under
her editorship, and partly the work of
her own pen.
Benjamin Constant, the French
portrait paiuter, says he prefers paint
ing American women rather than those
of any other nationality. They have
more faith in the artist thau the
Parisians possess, and allow him to
pose them and surround them as he
thinks best.
Tho largest New York "provider"
employs two womfl detectives—Lena
Vorsemer and Eva Peyser. They are
both mere girls. They receive high
salaries, have the run of a lavish ward
robe, and completely change their at
tire twice a day—so effectively that
there is hardly a shop thief n New
York who is quite sure of the identity
of either of them.
Sinc3 jewele I fillets became tho
rage among rich women, New York
jewelers have produced many fabu
lously expensive things of this sort.
Regular coronets nre not uncommon,
%nd one jeweler has made to order for
* New York woman a reproduction of
ne of Queen Victoria's crown's, an
•laborate affair of gold enriched with
fcmdeome work and jewels.
| A MEAN TIME SUN DIAL. '
An Instrument That Slakes Its Own Cor
rrotlon for the Equation of Time.
Bloat persons know that an ordi
nary sun dial does not Rive clock
tlmo. Sometimes the dial time li
fast and sometimes It Is slow as com-
MBAN TIME SCR DlAL
pared with clock time, for sun dial
days are not, like ordinary days, all
of equal length. The mean time
shown by ordinary clocks Is based
upon the division of a mean day,
which corresponds to the mean length
of the day as measured by the sun
dial shadow at different parts of the
year. The clock time corresponds
to the dial time which would be shown
by a "fictitious" or "mean" sun mov
ing uniformly In the equator at tbs
same nverage rate as that of the real
sun In the ecliptic.
The difficulty of contriving a dial
to show the mean time has been over
come In a simple manner by Major
General J. R. Oliver of London, who
has devised a gnomon which prao
ttcaily makes Its own correction for
the equation of time. In this Instru
ment the time Is Indicated not by
the shadow of a straight edge, as In
the old sun dials, but by the point
where an equatorial circular line is
cut by the edge of the shadow of a
curved surface, the curvature of which
Is so arranged with respect to the
sun's distance above or below the
equator as to compensate for the
"equation of time." The Instrument
Is a universal one, and consists of a
meridional seral-clrcle, the diameter
of which Is an axis carrying the curved
gnomon, and an equatorial circular
arc. The latter has engraved upon
its concave surface a graduated line
ou which are marked the hours and
their sub divisions. There Is a screw
for clamping the meridional arc at
the proper position for any glvon
latitude, and another clamp for ad-
Just'ng the equatorial arc. The dial
not only Indicates local meantime,
but a very simple adjustment may be
set so as to show any required standard
time. The figure here given Illus
trates the dial devised by Major Gen
eral Oliver.
"GOOD NIGHT."
A Deop nmt Tender M:IIIIIIK Una This
Often Uied Expression.
There Is a fonder sweetnoss about
gome or our common phrases of affec
tionate greeting, simple and unobtru
sive as they ore, which lulls like dow
a! on the heart. "Good night!" The
little one lisps it as, gowned in white,
with shining face and hands, with
oiayors said, eho toddles oIT to bod.
bisters and brothers exchange the wish,
parents and children,friends and friends,
familiar use has robbed it of its full
rigniflcaiico. Wo repeat it automati
cally. But consider. Wo are as voy
agers, putting o:T from time to time upon
an unknown sea. Our barks of life set
fall and go on into the darkness; and
we, asleep on our pillows, take no such
care as wo do when awake and journey
ing by daylight. Of the perils of the
night, whatever they may be, we take
no hoed. An unsleeping vigilance
watches over us; but it is the vigilance
of Ono stronger, wiser than we, who is
the eternal good. Good and God spring
from tho same root and have the same
moaning. "Good-by" is only "God be
with you." "Good night" is really "God
night,"or "God guard tho night." It
would bo a churlish household in which
those gentle forms of speech were Ig
nored or did not exist. Alike the happy
and the sorrowful day by day may euy
as the shadows fall towards twilight,
"food night. "
KKOWLED6E
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. Tho mnny, who live bet
ter than others and enjov life mrftc, with
less expenditure, by moro promptly
adapting tho world's best products to
tho needs of physical being, will attest
tho valuo to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is duo to its presenting
in tho form most acceptable and pleas
ant to tho taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
ative; effectually cleansing tho system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
nnu permanently curing constipation.
It lias given satisfaction to millions and
met with tho approval of tho medical
profession, because it acts on tho Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Svrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in fiOc anil $1 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
Th "Bird of Death.**
But ona specimen of venomous Dlrd
s known to the student of o nithoio
fical oddities —the "Bird of Death,"
t feathored paradox of Now Guinea.
Persons bitten l>y the creature are
telzed by maddening pains, which
rapidly extent to every part of the
Doly. Loss of sight, convulsions and
.ockjaw are symptoms which follow
n rapid succession.
To Treat Tired Eyes.
Eyes that are tired from loss <x
! sleep, overuse or traveling can be re
freshed by being covered half an hour
with a linen cloth lifted out of water
as hot as can be borne and laid drip
ping over the lids.
Tlio favorite flower of the Princess of
Wales is the lily of the valley.
[\ Ftfwlpr
ABIIUJTELY PURE
-All other baking powders are shown by the
latest United States Government Report to be
inferior to the Royal in both Purity and Strength.
(See Bulletin 13, Chemical Division of U. S. Agricultural Dept.)
" IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUC
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"One of my neighbors, Mr. John
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time. All thought him pastrecovery.
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health at that time. Help from any
source seemed impossible. He tried
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"Successfully Proseputes Claims.
Lftto Principal Examiner I' S. Penaton Bureau.
3yralu last war, 15 udj lulicatlugcluiuis, utty aitiee.
big money
article No Competition. Exclusive lorrltory,]
Quick Hales. No Capital Hequlred. Painter
Preferred References Exchanged. Address,
• ,rererr VlfK PALM LKTTIt .,
i 13 ana 17 llainiitoitd St., Cludnnatl, Olilo.
. BOITRECUBED
KB Plno's Remedy for Catarrh Is the jfl
tfl Rent. Easiest to f'se. nnd Cheapest Ik
tJM ■ Jiu iiii min JBi
t Hold by drugfilhts or neut by mauT^B
B WC. It 1 Hazeltlne, Warren, lit 0
Wo Cur* Rupture.
No matter of how Ion*? standing.
for fre treatise, tostlmon-aK etc., to r*. J.
Hoi lens worth & Co-.Owego, Tioga Co., r*. *•
Trice £1; by mail, $ I.lft.
A Bombay curio dealer labels a golden
sovereign "Christian idol."
J. S. Parker, Fredonta, N. Y., M Bball
rot call on you for the £10 reward, for I be
lieve Hall's Catarrh < ure wil. euro any ca*of
catarrh. Was very bod." W rite him for par
ticulars. bold by Druggists, Vsc.
The Bank of New York and the Bank of
Massachusetts were both founded in 1784.
Hatch's Universal Cough Syrup will cure
that tough surprisingly quick- 25 cents.
The "salt hath" is becoming very popular
in New York and other cities.
A wonderful stomach corrector - Berrlu*-*a
Tills. Beeehuill's— no others. 2ft cents a box.
The corner-stone of the National Capitol
| was laid September 18. 1793.
C$T Send 6c. in stamp* lor too-pege 1
illustrated catalogue of bicycles, guns, 1
and sporting goods of every description. I
John P. Lovll Arm* Co. Boston. MassJ
• Di You (leep Peacefully ? o
"Coodj
I Heavens,!
I My Doar Fellow, !
•Mv constitution wan ail gone yean ago,and Inm •
5 living on the by-laws," said Mr. Choate, to n J
o brother lawyer who lamented that be not only *
• worked t-.o much, but bad no Just economy ol •
• labor. Hut If. when fatigued, at the end of e ich •
J 'lay's mental toll, ho had sought repoae and •
g peaceful sleep on a *
•PILGRIM
•SPRING
:BED
•THE BEST BED MADE. j
• How like men of narrower rapacity—who better
• np recla'o the necessity f souud sleep ns a pre- •
i • requisite to sound lie dth—might he not have •
; £ prolonged his II •• of usefulness fir many year*. 5
j • The "Pilgrim" Is made of highly icmurred 9
• wierl u 11 e i i" the pcrfecllott of case and will •
• Inst n lifetime, Heware of cheap Imliatlons, •
5 " for they are not what they seem. ' *
a Exhibited al No. ill Warren .Mrout, New York; !
• No. ii Hamilton Place. Ronton.
• For sale ly all reliable Dealer*. •
• Fee Bra** Tag Registered Trademark on all •
m Genuine Pilgrims, *
a bend lor Money Prvliw Primer. Free. a
• Alius Tacit Corporation, Boston. •
• WAttKifOUHßS—Ronton, New York, Philadelphia, 5
a Chicago, Baltimore, San Francisco, Lynn. a
' • Factohiks—Taunton, Mass.; Fafrhaven, Mass.; a
| • Whitman, Muss.; Dux bury, Mass.; Plymouth, •
J Man* $
Tho Davis Ilanil Cream Separator and
Feed Cooker Combined, ,
Completest of outfits for a dairy farmer. This
machine has an attachment which, when the bowl
has been taken out, is dropped into the Separator so
that a belt can run to the churn. Write for further
particulars. 1 nvltt A; Ilaukln Hid*, and Rlfrr.
Co., 240 to 2.11 W. I.ake St., Chicago, 111.,
Manufacture all kinds of Creamery Machinery and
Dairy Suppliesi (Agents wanted in every county.)
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I For liullgcsi lon. Itlllouaae**.
§ Headache, Constipation, Itiul
■ Complexion, Offensive breath, §
I and all dlcurdern of the Stomach, 9
I Liver and Bowels. i
I RIPANS TARULES Wf
fact gently yet promptly. Perfect I
| digest ion their use. Bold|
| FL/viala* T.V*. Package <4 boxes), GS. |
I For free samples uddress . |
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